McDojo Breakdown: Little Bong’s Guide to Self Defense
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- Опубликовано: 22 апр 2024
- In Todays McDojo Breakdown we check out Bong Bachchan's nonsense self defense videos and go into detail as to why they simply wont work. Enjoy :)
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I'd love to see live interactions with anyone really. You're nice enough to talk your way into it and would probably allow them to save face while still making your point.
I thought for sure you were going to say he teaches the Oompa Plata 😂😂
Yep, people with knives will definitely just stand still while you do these elaborate grabs lol
No that is why even the best physical defense of knife will still have at least 45% chance of death been stabbed 4 times in my life first one I nearly bled out
I can vouch for it, I’m the knife.
Indeed, knives shouldn't be underestimated.
He cut himself to build a resistance to knives.
That works! I regularly shoot myself to get immune to guns! 😂
Rob,
Let me help you out with the revolver. You are correct about the expulsion of gases from the side of the revolver due to the cylinder gap however, the cylinder gap is not where you pointed. The cylinder gap is on the muzzle side of the cylinder between the cylinder and the barrel, not at the back of the cylinder where you pointed. You can clearly see where the gases exit in your example videos. There you go, carry on sir!
P.S. Keep up the good work! Call out some of this dang ninjas!
Dude you know that attackers only grab you with one hand. It's attacker code man.
I would like to see you call out George Dillman.
As for Bong, early on he posted himself with his black belt doing the first shotokan form (punches and low blocks). His punches were aimed at his own shoulders, which tells me he learned a white belt form. He seems to have remained at that white belt level.
That guy would be a good opponent for Steven Seagal 😁
Im pretty sure hes called out george dillman on numerous occasions, even using the "dillman" as a scale to measure the fakeness of some martial arts
I would like him to arrange a visit to Dillman. 😁
6:27 "I am a *carate* teacher"
Right 😂
I love to see you confront the man, the myth, the legend: Steven Seagal!
You definitely have to confront George Dillman
1:45 "carate teacher"
More like carrot teacher lol
🥕 🥋
Please don't disparage Kakarot. Goku is more legit than 99% of the frauds featured on McDojo. LOL
I’d love to see an in person confrontation with Dale Brown
Detroit Urban Survival Training guy? Oh...
these channels should state that they are self defence against a cooperative opponent
They're videos for when no-one is really attacking or defending. They're self-fence.
Well, can't believe we still have such idiots in our country. It pisses me every time. Hopefully, people will realize that all this is so crap. Thanks for sharing this Rob!
Thank you for the support. It’s truly appreciated
I mean, people still believe in dim mak and other martial arts movies and comics BS, like "size doesn't matter" or krav maga would help you to beat an armed opponent".
Sadly, some of his techniques are incorrect executions of legitimate techniques from Hapkido, JiuJitsu, Aikido, etc... He is definitely performing them incorrectly. One pet peeve I have with demonstrations, is that because techniques are demonstrated slowly, observers will say "Well, I could just step this way or that way or punch him." What they don't understand is that the technique is intended to be executed very fast and the opponent won't have time to step or punch. You have experience, you know this... This is especially true with joint locks and throws. They can't be easily demonstrated at full speed because someone will get hurt. I've seen people get their wrists broken playing around with techniques like Kotegaeshi too fast. It's like seeing a punch or kick demonstrated slowly to show correct form and someone saying "If he threw that punch or kick at me, I'd just grab it." No... you wouldn't. At full speed you wouldn't have time to even move. Just because someone demonstrates a tecnhique slowly, that doesn't mean that's how it's supposed to be executed or that it won't work. Having got that off my chest, (deep breath), his execution was terrible at any speed, as you pointed out. It looks like he's seen real techniques, but didn't quite understand how they work. I'm glad you pointed out that grabbing a revolver around the cylinder gap will likely cost you a hand or some fingers. Even with disarms involving long barreled revolvers, where you can easily grab the barrel, you still have to be careful not to get your arm too close to the cylinder gap.
He showed gases escaped at the back and not the front of the cylinder, though :P
In my opinion, there are plenty of ways to interfere with the hammer (and slide, for automatics) which would prevent a gun from firing... but I doubt I'd be silly enough to try them unless I have my back against the wall.
Pretty much this ^. This dude saw a book or watched some videos and is just aping legit techniques but very badly.
love your humbleness at the end of the video!!!!
edit, who i would love to see you challenge is that guy who would try and box people in the locker room, etc..... i forget his name,,,,,his "record" is like "300-0".....lol
second edit, ...charlie Z is who i am thinking of....lol
I appreciate your videos a ton! I hope you keep doing them!
I was always skeptical of the martial arts that I chose and then I saw you do a video on someone was in the Shao Lin Do system under Sin Kwan The. I'd like to think I got out what I put into it, but it would be fun to have McDojo him self see if I learned anything of value. Cheers!
Definitely a life long career so don’t plan on stopping anytime soon. As long as I keep getting support I’ll keep at it
@@McDojoLife It looks like you get positive comments from the healthy martial art community. And awesome to see you be able to create a conversation with a kid and be able to spar him in a safe environment and teach that maybe what he learned can be improved. I think thats a good example of what your channel can do. Cheers!
Appreciate the reply
@@SethMantia thank you. Means a lot
If the revolver isnt cocked already grabbing around the cylinder tight will render it practically useless because pulling the trigger double action style has to rotate the cylinder and a firm grip on it should keep it from rotating. If the hammer is cocked back already then its a very different scenario
Anyone praising Bong hasnt spent 15 seconds studying Hapkido... and the firearm techniques... well all the footage is a pipe dream fantasy... keep it coming McDojo!!
I love you Rob, sadly I'm only 5'3 1/2 inches tall myself. However those were awesome jokes brother. Thanks for this brother. I needed this
Thank you for understanding that they were jokes and aimed at the fraud and no one else. I appreciate you having a sense of humor and the support
Ashida Kim.... Would love to see him
Oooooo I have something special for that one 😁
@@McDojoLife oh nice
He's too busy making love with hot internationals.
@@McDojoLife
Yay!
@@McDojoLife Sword fight him lol wu-tang! 🤘💀
Discovered you through armchair violence, great channel!
Would love to see you confront dale brown from Detroit threat management
As it's been said elsewhere, gases escape a revolver's cylinder at the front, not the back like you showed.
Wouldn't most revolvers not fire if you interfered with the hammer and same for most automatics if you racked the slide back, even a little bit?
Someone I see at work now and then (it's a security job and due to the nature of it we don't always bump into each other) studied karate and judo, and has learnt through training and experience how to apply them. We had some back and forth and how he would deal with a standard boxing combo, jab-cross-hook, and he had something that could deal with the hook IF he managed it after the first two. I've done some Silat, and realised there was something I could technically do against his counter to avoided eating the pavement, but then he asked a very important question, "would you actually be able to do that in the moment though?". No, I could not. It's not something I have trained for so I wouldn't see it coming, and wouldn't respond to it in time.
Mt point is, a good martial artist who's actually trained and pressure tested will know what can work and what will work depending on training. The Bong guy, yeah he comes up short on that.
I would like to see you call out Count Dante. Let me know when you figure out how.
This is weirdly hilarious I literally just got done seeing the actual vide of the color grab that you're showing that's so weird😅
What movie are they training for
since it isnt mentioned: the surefire way to stop a revolver from firing in a gun disarm situation is to put a finger either on the back of the hammer if its uncocked or inbetween the front of the hammer and the frame if its cocked
doing the former stops the hammer from being able to cock in double action and doing the latter stops the hammer from dropping in single action
if the revolver has a shrouded hammer or is "hammerless" youre just SOL if direct hand grabs fail to move the muzzle off target
on the topic of grabbing around the ejection port for disarming autoloading pistols, if the pistol goes off while your hand is over the ejection port its a guaranteed second or third degree burn for anything 9mm and above, this is because tons of super hot gasses and the super hot brass case itself shoot out the ejection port and straight into your hand
qod: i know its not possible since he died a year ago, but i wouldve loved to see you shatter mikhail bowling ball ryabkos systema con and the mad delusions of his zealous fangirls
Id like to see you confront Master Wong. I think he has been taling a more serious direction recently tho.
First video of the series that I've watched, maybe? But very cool.
Id like to see an interview, a sit down, cuppa coffee, laid back, relaxed, personal interview with the sucker punch boxer guy. A redemption a la tosh type thing.
I think there's been some time and enough message board dogpiling that the guy might have reconsidered his uhhh life approach. He might have some wisdom that might help other folks out there going through the cycle.
He has an opportunity to surpass any glory he could achieve as merely a fighter - because fighting is only a resort to defend ones self or others, and it's a mark of our own failure to find an alternative if we are forced to defend ourselves because we are using force when words could have had better results. Destruction is easy.
Healing? That takes effort. Time. Dedication.
Love.
That love is something that everyone deserves to give themselves, to allow themselves to have, to accept as part of their being. That love reciprocates and grows and is vital a part of training as any exercise for the body, mind, and spirit.
I feel like the channel Host might have the Uncle Iroh touch.
I'm definitely looking forward to more of these. Lawd yes.
I wanna see this disarm guy go to an arnis-kali-escrima club for like iunno, a seminar or like a three week stretch.
I need to see his face when he sees the Philippino players do warm ups.
Need. That. Image.
I just skip to the end so he thinks I watched the whole video
Comment helps too :)
Living in the future bro.
The Russian Snake/Eagle bullshido dude .. with his incredible vocals as his strikes those deadly moves! That would be funny af 😂
Has anyone ever heard of a martial art called Bartitsu? I'm considering using it in a comic book I'm attempting to produce as the fighting style for one of the main characters. It's like a combo of boxing, savate, Japanese Jujitsu, with weapons like the cane and dagger. I'm just curious if anyone has ever seen it in action, trained in it themselves, or if anyone has any favourite obscure or unique fighting style that could be picked up while traveling around coastal asia or Russia working on a tramp steam freighter during the 1930s?
What all martial arts do you train currently Rob?
All techniques can be found in his book
You attacked me wrong mate.
Forward by Ashida Kim
I think that disarm is from a Jackie Chan movie. He looks like a golf caddy on Halloween
The guy from this video works me, thanks for this
Master Wong Vs Rob would be the fight of the century 😂
I would love to see you confront adam mizner.
Haven't seen him in your videos, but I'd like to see you call out Juko-Kai Founder, Dai Soke Rod Sacharnoski

I’ll look into that
I have commented in the reddit post, and I'll comment the same here: there are some principles at least in his knife defense videos, but he has some weird obsession in grabbing the knife instead of disengaging the situation. I give it a bit of benefit of the doubt because training drills are meant to be slow and demonstrative, so sometimes not the most realistic looking, but the demonstration still needs to be consistent with reality.
Some defenses look like genuine things I'd do with my fighting background, basically deflect the knife away from your body and even the good idea of a knee strike and try for a stun/distraction, and find a window of opportunity to run away. It is that weird obsession with trying to become the attacker instead of disengaging that gives me LARPing vibes, and now seeing the firearm videos, it only confirms my suspicion he doesn't know what he is doing, especially since I have some experience in BJJ to know the arm torsion of some videos won't do anything
Whoa, factual gun discussion!
George dillman! I want to see you preasure test mr dilman himself
I’d absolutely love that. He’s a bit elusive now a days
I love how he says he's a "carate" teacher. 😂😂😂
I don't care who you have try their techniques on, I just want to see one of these no touch or pressure point guys try their dillman ass shit on you!
Keep up the good work and keep keeping the martial arts legit!
I would love to see you expose George Dillman in person.
I also hope you expose someone here in the Philippines as well because i'm sure there are a lot in this country besides the taekwondo black belt coach creeping out with the taekwondo yellow belt student.
"I am easy to find" ❤
I'm 5'2", I started in TKD as a kid, then boxing and kung fu, Capoeira in my 20s, now almost 50 mainly Kali and Wing Chun sprinkled with years of training with friends, with that said I absolutely love a good short joke😂😂😂😂
Appreciate you understanding and the support of the page. Thank you for that and knowing they were just jokes and aimed at the fraud and no one else. You rock :)
Oh man good question I would have think about it though... honestly I don't know. Your choice! Yep I'm going to try it around on you. Who is the one guy you would love to fight?
Here for the short jokes - and I'm happy with just that.
Appreciate you seeing them for what they are, jokes. And the support of the page. The best part about the people hating on the short jokes is the community post up right now of the short people saying they loved them lol
A word of caution: I know that many people idly fantasise about actually meeting and/or fighting these people. I absolutely get it, and I do it too. However, I worry about how that would actually go. Offhand, I think that we can divvy them up into three categories. Maybe there could be more.
1) The actual frauds and conmen will simply never do it, for obvious reasons. They know what would happen.
2) The people who genuinely believe that they're teaching real stuff might do it. They could be lovely people who are simply trying their best. However, these people are rarely in it for the money or fame, so they have a much smaller footprint on social media. More, they often already understand to some degree that what they teach is wrong. These people deserve some kind words and a hug, not public humiliation.
3) Then we have the people who believe whole-heartedly that they're 100th degree black belts, Bruce Lee reincarnated, etc. These people will absolutely accept a challenge. These people may also, to varying degrees, be suffering from mental illness. Nobody wins from humiliating or fighting these people. You're simply abusing a person with mental illness. Shattering their worldview could have severe consequences.
Hmm, who to challenge in person? I'm gonna cheat and say either: Frank Dux (maaaybe he can take one knuckle-sammich...doubtful, but would love to see Mr. "Kumite" get humbled even if it's not a fight), or Systema's own Vladimir Vasiliev, bc seeing his Russian rave-fu fail on camera would be epic!
EDIT: Would've gone with Mikhail Ryabko, but he's taking the big dirt nap now AIUI.
I would love to see the ballet dude
The Russian slappy hand fu guy!!
Rob.. we need to have a talk about you making fun of his height.
One should consider such things beneath them, I consider it a "low blow".
Oh I’d love to see you fight Joshua Fabia!
I mean, if you're going to meet anyone face to face, it's got to be the Russian, bathrobe-wearing, Kung-Fu, dancing dude. He's a legend! 🤣
Little Bong has to be a Starcraft pro player nickname lmao
Let's see Steven Seagall
Have you called out Steven Segal in your vids? I would love to see that one.
“Mr. Bong” 😂😂😂
Seemed formal 🤷🏻♂️ 😂
I do always find it amusing where they pretend they can make 3-5 movements before their opponent can make a 2nd movement.
I think you should confront Master Ken. But beware - he will always stomp the groin.
Adam Mizner. Would pay a premium to see it as well.
Would be amazing!
The man, the myth, the legend - George Dillman himself. I want to see him try to knock you out with a pressure point strike.
1-George Dillman . That would be epic
I would love to see you confront George Dillman.
Same. Have to find him. He has been a bit ghost as of late unfortunately
@@McDojoLife I wonder why that is... 🤣
@@McDojoLife But when you do fine him, you are not allowed to keep your tongue in the wrong position or have one big toe up and one big toe down. Because as everyone knows, that nullifies everything bwahahahahahahahahaha
This mans so cool his gun even blows smoke rings
I would like to see Rob fight a Dim Mak master, doesn't matter which one.
Agreed. Even if they win and I don’t die that’s still a win lol
Wow Rob...so mean! ;) :) :| hahahaha. To answer your question: I want to see you interview and possibly spar Christopher Williams the Shoe Store maniac :) LOL
This actually wouldn't be too bad if sped up and used in a movie, its quite fluid and could be thrown into some fancy fight sequences combined with some punchy kicky action, I could see Tom Cruise making it look legit with some neat camera angles... Same height as well (rim shot)
In reality, it'd make you very dead. It's why we don't copy all the things we see in the movies.
Gotta be Dillman, the grand master of Bullshito
How about a face off with our one and only, the all mighty half-moon Dillman?
You should confront the man who inspired your rating system. George Dillman himself.
LOL-the best defence is to run away and fight for another day!
Wally jays son
That would be amazing. I’d love to challenge some of that chi pressure point crap
3:13 he is holding the slide of the pistol like it’s a tiny rifle! This will cause failure to feed/eject/any # of cycling problems.
I talk about that in the video. But yes
I'd love to see you confront those Yellow Bamboo idiots in a fair scenario.
I've heard stories about them inviting skeptics to come test out their magical powers. But they would insist on some poorly-lit wooded location at night. They'd then have cult leaders hiding in the bushes with tasers... Come to think of it, you may have covered this on this channel already.
Answer of the day: You should fight Seagal.
Both of you must remain seated for the fight.
Confront Steven Seagal with the very original idea that Aikido doesn't woik 😅
Mr. Dillman please step up to Robs challenge!!!
Beaut up icy mike. Hes not a fraud, but someone has to do it 😂😂😂
A great gadget for testing knife defenses would be something like a knife-shaped Magic Marker, blood red of course. Just don't wear anything you don't want to get covered in ink symbolizing your blood.
Even an ordinary magic marker - which is good only for thrusts and not for cuts - would be a start on demonstrating what happens when you try one of those techniques full-speed. Maybe we could arrange a Kickstarter?
As for who to call out? While Dillman is an obvious choice because he's the one that the scale is named after, I gotta go with Seagal. Dillman appears to be merely delusional or maybe just a conman, but Seagal's done some bad stuff that needs correction. Both may have been legit martial artists at one time but I have never seen either deal with a sincere attack (a series of ukes grabbing your lapel is not a sincere attack).
If you use a Halloween prop knife, the cheap ones have cheap dye that will stain EVERYTHING.
Food coloring and a sponge.
A wet sponge even might make a *potentially misused mythbuster term incoming* simulaid
Pretty much the only way to avoid getting cut in a knife fight is to pull a gun or maybe something with long reach like a bo/staff, or they pull a knife you pull a sword. knife vs knife, or knife vs unarmed is going to end up bloody, even if you "win".
@@FriedBob this
Lamps make a nice bludgeon to counter against the untrained. Big heavy intimidaty.
I got lucky though. Someone knows what they're doing, it becomes a contest of how much their eyes cost.
Demetrius Johnson and Volkanovsky want to talk to you about short jokes and effective fighters lol, Gimli strokes his beard. Rob Vs. Steven Seagal lol.
Yeah, you don't need to be the #1 fighter on Earth to call out the BS that exists lol. I know people think it is harmless, and maybe some is.
I kind of thought this info was important to stop people from following dumb stuff, but the FACT is that people unironically looking for self defense tips like these on RUclips are probably not watching real stuff. I have met a person that fell for the Nigerian Prince scam, and when I pointed it out he simply said "Oh, that happens to me a lot." He just walked away. Like, dude, didn't you want a report?
I truly feel bad for people that are clearly limited intellectually. I met one really sharp girl that was scammed, and it was a really elaborate con... anyone can be scammed. But when you fall for a prince scam there is a whole new level to that. Can you protect people that are that gullible?
I dunno the reaching effects, but great work. Between this and Flat Earth debunking videos I am not sure if you reach the people that NEED it, but it is entertaining as heck so keep rocking it 😁
The most obvious person deserving of a call out is the Grand Master of Bullshido himself: George Dillman!
Bas Rutten also challenged those "masters" to do their tricks on him in his dojo on his expenses. Nobody took the challenge so far. So i will be surprised if they take your challenge.
Sadly, I highly doubt Radford W Davies would meet you but I'd dearly live to see him perform the Kata Dante, at you. Failing that, it'd be fab to see Dillman go 'ning' on you. Beyond that, I first became just a touch unconvinced by Mr. Bong, when I noticed he was trained/graded in "carate"; I know it is rarely useful to criticise someone's spelling and/or grammar, however, it seems within MA, if someone claims to be trained in something, similar, to an actual style, but with different parts spelling, it is likely to be a bit sketchy....oh yeah, Frank Dux, or Steven Seagal would both be interesting to witness. Both actually as unlikely as the other two, I'd love to have seen you spar: John De LaTourette, or Mikhaol Ryabkov. Take care. 💜🌶🧠🌶💜
Also the "I am a carate teacher" is very telling. You can't even pin the mistake on English not being his first language since karate isn't an English word
Tqotd - too many to choose from. I think you should face the one that can move the wind
Id give anything to see a match against Roy Goldberg. Wrestling, Judo or BJJ his choice of rules.
Please confront Steven Segal 😂😂
Not possible. Only thing he’s gonna confront is the buffet table.
QOTD - Frank Dux!
Charlie z. Or cyrax or king kobrajfs. I think any of those would be pure comedy.
Charlie I could see, cyraxx is also a jerk. Kingcobra doesn't bother anybody tho, why would rob have issue with him?
@@Psycho-Ssnake true king doesn’t bother anybody but seeing him vs cyrax would be the greatest thing to happen to the internet since free porn funded by the ads on the sites.
i would love to see you meet up with ashida kim...
I think you must confront the one and only Steven Seagal !!! 😂😂😂😂
RUclips needs to bring back the dislike button - where it shows the number of dislikes.
Frank Dux and Steven Seagal!! They’d never do it, but I can promise you, if it somehow happened you’d get my view and like on that video! 😄
Of all the Frauds you've covered, I wanna see the cloud burst guy pressure tested the most.
He died.
@@McDojoLife ahh RIP. Still woulda been the best
Rob is the James Randi of Martial Arts. But he has to put it to the test by enduring a “Ning!” slap by George Dilman.
Aside for the first gun disarm, I couldn't tell what this guy's techniques were supposed to do. They were just too weird.
For the question of the day... I'd like see you facing Little Bong. He's too incompetent to hurt anyone on purpose, and too weak to hurt anyone by accident, and you don't need to risk getting hurt because of him.
Did he have in his profile he is a “ carate” teacher????😂😂😂😂😂😂
George Dillman