This Knife Cuts 333 times per SECOND

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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024

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  • @allenpan
    @allenpan  3 года назад +1713

    Check out the full Secret Santa Playlist here!!!
    ruclips.net/p/PLBsfTOjKcQe-duagTS5o2rx5vzthE5BZt
    Nerd Notes: there are a couple places where I mistakenly refer to the oscillating tool's speed as 10,000 spm rather than 20,000 spm, see if you can spot them all 🤓

    • @falcon_13
      @falcon_13 3 года назад +5

      At 9:30 you said 10,000 spm not 20,000 spm

    • @dhanueleglaus9104
      @dhanueleglaus9104 3 года назад +4

      I literally did almost all of your projects like I like to watch a lot and you're interesting to watch and fun crafts too

    • @user-qr8dz5nu4v
      @user-qr8dz5nu4v 3 года назад +1

      You should where gloves when you do that

    • @SponsoredByKurkure
      @SponsoredByKurkure 3 года назад

      I SAW YOU IN MYTHBUSTERS ON MY T.V. , AND SEARCHED ON YOU TUBE, BIGGGGG FAN SIRRRR❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @jackwriter1908
      @jackwriter1908 3 года назад +1

      You know you could have just sharpen the Sword a little bit more.

  • @hacksmith
    @hacksmith 3 года назад +6320

    Awww now I can't do Mandos vibroblade!

  • @aayushjain2438
    @aayushjain2438 3 года назад +1780

    This is exactly how This Old Tony ended up with just hands

  • @odviee
    @odviee 2 года назад +793

    Murasama:
    A VT7 High-Frequency Blade, the sword's high-frequency conversion carried over the already excellent properties of the original sword, making it extremely powerful.

    • @firepower2.035
      @firepower2.035 2 года назад +81

      When you listen MGR boss music while cooking:

    • @benjaminomahony5669
      @benjaminomahony5669 2 года назад +3

      i agree

    • @SpankusDankus
      @SpankusDankus 2 года назад +37

      MEMORIES BROKEN
      THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN
      I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME

    • @benjaminomahony5669
      @benjaminomahony5669 2 года назад +24

      @@SpankusDankus I DONT KNOW THE REASON
      OR WHAT IS THE SEASON
      IM JUST STANDING HERE HOLDIN MY BLAAAADE
      A DEASOLATE PLACE
      WITHOUT ANY TRACE
      THE COLD WINS THE ONLY THING I FEEL
      ITS ME THAT I SPITE WHEN I STAND UP AND FIGHT
      ITS THE ONLY THING THAT I KNOW FOR REAL.
      THWERE WILL BE BLOOD...
      SHED...
      THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD.
      THE ONLY ONE.
      LEFT.
      TO RIDE UPON THE DRAGONS BACK

    • @KanakoCat
      @KanakoCat 2 года назад

      @@benjaminomahony5669
      BECAUSE THE MOUNTAINS DON'T GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKE
      OH NO THERE WILL BE BLOOD
      SHED
      IT'S THE ONLY THING IVE EVER KNOOOOWN

  • @ThisOldTony
    @ThisOldTony 3 года назад +10446

    OOOOHHH!! Thanks Allen, my whole family loves this! Can't wait to try it on the Xmas ham! Merry Christmas!!

    • @allenpan
      @allenpan  3 года назад +1562

      Merry Christmas!!! Hope your family has safety glasses in their stockings 😂

    • @billybull7419
      @billybull7419 3 года назад +57

      Love you man. How's the Evo doing?

    • @mr.merfington4200
      @mr.merfington4200 3 года назад +166

      It’s just a bunch of hands around the table

    • @billybull7419
      @billybull7419 3 года назад +33

      Or leave me hangin.......thanks

    • @markthompson4885
      @markthompson4885 3 года назад +27

      NO, your family needs chainmail gloves!

  • @HeyJack-kl5yj
    @HeyJack-kl5yj 3 года назад +1773

    When he said he was born without a body, it took me a second after telling myself "good on that guy for being successful with that condition" to realize it.

    • @nichudnic2469
      @nichudnic2469 3 года назад +11

      Best comment ever 🤣

    • @Lifesizemortal
      @Lifesizemortal 3 года назад +26

      He was born without a body, but its a miracle he found one in time for Christmas

    • @Snowman000777
      @Snowman000777 3 года назад +14

      I didn’t realize it was sarcasm for at least 5 seconds

    • @mrsomeoneguy8832
      @mrsomeoneguy8832 3 года назад

      Yeah lol

    • @majieboom333
      @majieboom333 3 года назад

      I’m confused so does he have a body or not?? 👁👄👁

  • @memelescream4796
    @memelescream4796 2 года назад +114

    This is a tool of justice. Not used in anger, or for vengeance.

  • @mkultrarare
    @mkultrarare 3 года назад +9838

    This guy's gonna lose it when he finds out about circular saws

  • @Bizzozeron
    @Bizzozeron 3 года назад +3497

    On this episode, Allen re-invents an electric carving knife, except several magnitudes more dangerous.

    • @MrKhankab
      @MrKhankab 2 года назад +76

      We call it a sawzall

    • @nitrocharge2404
      @nitrocharge2404 2 года назад +36

      @@MrKhankab Does it saw all?

    • @herbcrustedmeat
      @herbcrustedmeat 2 года назад +50

      @@nitrocharge2404 its not supposed to but you can sure try, it hasn't stopped anyone before

    • @axle1717
      @axle1717 2 года назад +16

      @@nitrocharge2404 Sawzall is a brand, but like skilsaw it has more or less adopted a tool

    • @toe_sucker_4165
      @toe_sucker_4165 2 года назад +3

      Yes, but consider: cut good.

  • @redbeardthepink4809
    @redbeardthepink4809 2 года назад +170

    I don't think I've ever been this stressed out by a maker video. This has to be one of the most dangerous things I've ever seen 😂

    • @InexplicableInside
      @InexplicableInside Год назад +2

      You're going to love Furze's belt of knives then! ruclips.net/video/vWGquxvqI_Y/видео.html

    • @pas5495
      @pas5495 Год назад +3

      I did a thing’s “book knife trap” is probably my most dangerous view.

    • @beastwarrior9264
      @beastwarrior9264 Год назад +4

      Then you're gonna love I did a thing

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@pas5495 I Did a Thing is terrifying.

    • @justtiredthings
      @justtiredthings Месяц назад

      9:40 is crazy

  • @dmdizzy
    @dmdizzy 3 года назад +1651

    me: "The CGI on the Mandalorian's vibroblade is a little weird looki-"
    actual vibroblade: *looks the same*
    me: "...huh."

    • @loop5720
      @loop5720 3 года назад +59

      Sometimes we just gotta see it irl first

    • @midgetman4206
      @midgetman4206 3 года назад +27

      Well that is definitely... oh crap, I lost the word in the time it took for me to comment. Something like emphasis and extreme, I here it a lot when people analyze science fantasy and fiction. Oh well, you get the point right?
      Those are shown to move more like a reciprocating saw, ultrasonic cutters don't even look like they're moving.

  • @crappyshorehen8201
    @crappyshorehen8201 3 года назад +1362

    Everytime he brings that knife close to his left hand I can feel 5 years of my life being ripped apart.

    • @daniel..m
      @daniel..m 3 года назад +5

      YES

    • @emperorgeorgethefirst674
      @emperorgeorgethefirst674 2 года назад +5

      London sounds*

    • @papa_ike2455
      @papa_ike2455 2 года назад +5

      they had us in the first and second half ngl

    • @H.yeon_su
      @H.yeon_su 2 года назад +1

      @@emperorgeorgethefirst674 ABABABABABAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @JayHasTopRizz
      @JayHasTopRizz Год назад +2

      I was the thousandth like! Anyways, I absolutely agree. It's kinda horrifying.

  • @earlywizard9085
    @earlywizard9085 2 года назад +10

    0:49
    He samrolled us before it even existed.
    This man can predict the future.
    You cannot convince me otherwise.

  • @adrianfuertes2183
    @adrianfuertes2183 3 года назад +1113

    Normal knife doesnt cut bread
    Me: Thats why theres this thing called bread knife

    • @PopishIdolatry
      @PopishIdolatry 3 года назад +6

      Thank you! I bake and I was like bro you don't have a bread knife 🗡️🔪

    • @okularnik125
      @okularnik125 3 года назад +6

      You just need sharp enough normal knife to cut the bread

    • @lololololol1342
      @lololololol1342 3 года назад

      @sabage cabage123 r/woooosh

    • @ErikAdalbertvanNagel
      @ErikAdalbertvanNagel 3 года назад +1

      a sharp knife will, try it

    • @Spark____
      @Spark____ 3 года назад

      Can you photoshop an OwO next to my comment in the wooosh plz

  • @4got10jedi
    @4got10jedi 3 года назад +627

    I think this is the most William Osman thing Allen has ever built.

    • @al-aminmohammad7574
      @al-aminmohammad7574 3 года назад +15

      Is that a villan from spider man?

    • @Bijlez
      @Bijlez 3 года назад +30

      @@al-aminmohammad7574 Yeah, and a youtuber

    • @internet_crusader6971
      @internet_crusader6971 3 года назад +1

      Holy crap

    • @ThatYankeeKen
      @ThatYankeeKen 3 года назад +6

      Ad a taser to the end of it and now ur michael reeves

    • @RST_14d
      @RST_14d 3 года назад +3

      but it need more zip tie

  • @dominykaskaunietis5215
    @dominykaskaunietis5215 2 года назад +70

    i love how allen manicly laughs while cutting bread 5:47

  • @Big_Tank01
    @Big_Tank01 3 года назад +998

    I can just imagine what his neighbors must be thinking hearing a loud ass saw and maniacal laughter coming from next door

  • @musu8410
    @musu8410 3 года назад +792

    This man is really testing his luck in that small peace of metal holding the knife

    • @superchroma
      @superchroma 3 года назад +59

      It's probably relatively safe since the blade never gets any serious momentum in a particular direction, compared to an angle grinder.

    • @D-Vinko
      @D-Vinko 3 года назад +16

      @@superchroma That is a good assumption, you would be right.

    • @royalchallenger8057
      @royalchallenger8057 3 года назад +60

      It's safe because he is wearing safety goggles

    • @musu8410
      @musu8410 3 года назад +9

      @@royalchallenger8057 your not wrong

    • @emperorgeorgethefirst674
      @emperorgeorgethefirst674 2 года назад +1

      london sounds*

  • @AsymptoteInverse
    @AsymptoteInverse 3 года назад +63

    The final product is simultaneously horrifying and pretty impressive.

  • @IPray4TheComforter
    @IPray4TheComforter 3 года назад +488

    "he was born without a body, he is only a pair of hands" I am dying 1:22

    • @gagiibaaji2774
      @gagiibaaji2774 3 года назад +3

      DONT die!

    • @late_8491
      @late_8491 3 года назад +9

      @꧁CYKABLYAT™▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 -_-

    • @randomperson9390
      @randomperson9390 3 года назад +2

      When he said that, I was genuinely confused for a solid second.

    • @BlooHoots
      @BlooHoots 3 года назад

      yes lol!!

    • @BlooHoots
      @BlooHoots 3 года назад +1

      @Sgt. Vladimiar r/wooosh

  • @tatarus8390
    @tatarus8390 3 года назад +352

    title: This Knife Cuts 333 times per SECOND
    me: 333 STAB WOUNDS

    • @thecatpersonuk9962
      @thecatpersonuk9962 3 года назад +24

      You just didn’t what to give him a chance did ya

    • @kataknabe6244
      @kataknabe6244 3 года назад +17

      DO YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE?

    • @samuels.2411
      @samuels.2411 3 года назад +1

      well technical no. it vibrates to move 333 times in a second but a cut is cutting something and im skeptic he moves fast enough to dont have empty moves of the blade.

  • @fracturedemperor
    @fracturedemperor 2 года назад +39

    one step closer to having a real HF blade

  • @AlInGaP_Diode
    @AlInGaP_Diode 3 года назад +262

    I haven't seen Allen laugh this manically since the blood sword

    • @TAGMedia7
      @TAGMedia7 3 года назад +15

      That's quite a sentence for anyone who's tuning in for the first time!

    • @roku5769
      @roku5769 3 года назад +1

      Ikr

    • @SahilFR
      @SahilFR 2 года назад +3

      the WHAT?

  • @KidsInventStuff
    @KidsInventStuff 3 года назад +503

    We do worry about you Allen 😂 Thank goodness you didn't cut off your hands....
    Ruth & Shawn

    • @slayerofdarknssdmt9697
      @slayerofdarknssdmt9697 3 года назад +9

      @F*UĆK ME ! SEE MY VÍDÉO ! leave now

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer 3 года назад +3

      @@slayerofdarknssdmt9697 report them as spam

    • @richy92d
      @richy92d 3 года назад +6

      most of the secret santas: making works of art
      Allen, Colin, Ruth and Shawn: chaotic noises intensify

  • @flynntaggart7216
    @flynntaggart7216 2 года назад +32

    High frequency blade isn't real it can't hurt you
    High frequency blade:

    • @lolliii5477
      @lolliii5477 9 месяцев назад +1

      YES THIS CAN HURT PEOPLE

  • @katt2064
    @katt2064 3 года назад +647

    "I could sell this on late night television!"
    Lawsuits: Allow me to introduce myself

    • @muradmalik
      @muradmalik 3 года назад +21

      I mean i would illegally buy one

    • @7ThePrimagen
      @7ThePrimagen 3 года назад +17

      Ya see here little jimmy this is what you call a black market

    • @alaric_
      @alaric_ 3 года назад +5

      Ok, nothing is closer to this idea than Damasu 950 by Oats Studios: ruclips.net/video/zaeFgSR_DMU/видео.html It has the danger, blood and moving blades! :D

    • @matthewpepperl
      @matthewpepperl 3 года назад +6

      probably half the stuff on late night tv needs to be introduced to lawsuits

    • @noahy.9827
      @noahy.9827 3 года назад +1

      Just buy a jig saw

  • @WhatAWasteEI
    @WhatAWasteEI 3 года назад +770

    The time he almost chopped his hand off gives me anxiety.

  • @thorren1633
    @thorren1633 Год назад +11

    i like how xyla and allen are friends and make small cameos in each others videos but they havent collabed because one audience wants to see a man drop to his knees at the end of a tazer nerf dart or smash tables with a ridiculous buster sword and the other is just cool with boats and launching christmas trees

  • @MarkReviews
    @MarkReviews 3 года назад +885

    "There's nothing more American than NOT eating lettuce, I've just realized."

    • @rapjr
      @rapjr 3 года назад +7

      I laughed so hard at that!!! XD

    • @nou4898
      @nou4898 3 года назад +2

      69 likes

    • @Daniel-wu6pl
      @Daniel-wu6pl 3 года назад +3

      b u r g e r

    • @Imjudah-
      @Imjudah- 3 года назад +3

      Lettuce is one of the most useless vegetables tho

    • @vincentvan2212
      @vincentvan2212 3 года назад +5

      @@Imjudah- wdym?

  • @wist8278
    @wist8278 3 года назад +68

    4:47 for some reason this felt like one of those villain moments

  • @neauxgassi2407
    @neauxgassi2407 3 года назад +17

    "Tony's the one that's a skookum, right?"
    Keep yer stick on the ice, pal!

  • @hectorantoniotafoyagarcia4735
    @hectorantoniotafoyagarcia4735 3 года назад +450

    I'm really surprised he didn't wear any safety gloves. I mean, a self-made tool that moves a knife uncontrollably fast to cut something which is held very poorly with the other hand.

    • @Jonathanatus
      @Jonathanatus 2 года назад +48

      Im not convinced that safety gloves would have stopped that knife

    • @FingerinUrDaughter
      @FingerinUrDaughter 2 года назад +2

      "self made tool" wut? he literally just screwed a knife onto an existing commercial product. he didnt make ANYTHING.

    • @diakounknown1225
      @diakounknown1225 2 года назад +52

      @@FingerinUrDaughter taking a popsicle stick and putting it in a juice cup in a freezer then having a popsicle would be considered it's own product.
      This analogy takes 2 pre-existing products and creates a new entirely different product from it.
      The project takes a knife and a... Whatever that thing is, to make a vibroblade.
      I think it's a new product.

    • @jackychang9148
      @jackychang9148 2 года назад +28

      @@FingerinUrDaughter The fact that he took two things that weren't meant to be together and put them together with a bracket he made to fit. That means HE DID DO SOMETHING! Granted it's dangerous and dumb but he knows what he's doing to an extent.

    • @FingerinUrDaughter
      @FingerinUrDaughter 2 года назад +6

      @@jackychang9148 you dont seem to understand. he literally just switched the knife that was already on it for another one. he didnt make anything.

  • @jescowan26
    @jescowan26 3 года назад +1430

    NEVER tell this man what a cordless reciprocating saw is! he just discovered his dream

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 3 года назад +80

      I think he knows what a Sawzall is he made a distinction between one attached to a bread knife and a smooth knife.

    • @LaSombraa
      @LaSombraa 3 года назад +51

      Every person on earth whose done construction is face palming so hard at this video..

    • @DefinitelyNotTheATF_
      @DefinitelyNotTheATF_ 3 года назад +4

      @@LaSombraa yup 😆

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 2 года назад +1

      @@LaSombraa I haven't so please explain

    • @FingerinUrDaughter
      @FingerinUrDaughter 2 года назад

      the fact that hes stupid enough to think he "made" something here by attaching a knife to a commercial product, and that he dosent realize that these already exist in the form of reciprocating saws and jig saws really says a lot about this guys brain power.

  • @KCPelletier
    @KCPelletier 2 года назад +17

    I love how excited Allen is to have MacGuyvered a reciprocating saw

  • @BUDRS
    @BUDRS 3 года назад +155

    "I wonder where all these ants came from?" - Allen in about a week

  • @crowdrctrl
    @crowdrctrl 3 года назад +566

    "There's nothing more American than not eating lettuce."

    • @HayabusaRyuu
      @HayabusaRyuu 3 года назад +23

      Or invading other countries or looting or trying to the take capitols

    • @deadlock852
      @deadlock852 3 года назад +13

      No raid other countries for oil while not eating lettuce

    • @Bubbly_Dragon
      @Bubbly_Dragon 3 года назад +5

      @Ptolemy 1 Is eating deep fried lettuce American then? Or do they cancel out

    • @Battleguild
      @Battleguild 3 года назад +6

      @@Bubbly_Dragon
      They do flame grill lettuce but not deep fry.

    • @gamgam7979
      @gamgam7979 3 года назад +1

      @@Bubbly_Dragon no we dont deep fry it, we do deep fry water though

  • @PhoePhoeLovesAke
    @PhoePhoeLovesAke 2 года назад +9

    MEMORIES BROKEN THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN

    • @Kidnamedfinger01
      @Kidnamedfinger01 2 года назад

      IVE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAAAAME

    • @naxuwuowewe4853
      @naxuwuowewe4853 2 года назад

      @@Kidnamedfinger01 I DON'T KNOW THE SEASON OR WHAT IS THE REASON

    • @amydeschamp83
      @amydeschamp83 5 месяцев назад

      I AM STANDING HERE HOLDING MY BLADE!!!

  • @dirichlettt
    @dirichlettt 3 года назад +121

    "What if knife...but more?"

    • @muradmalik
      @muradmalik 3 года назад +6

      But big cut knife?

    • @muradmalik
      @muradmalik 3 года назад

      @Hand Grabbing Fruits i found one online that was black and white so i replaced the colors

  • @rev3rze572
    @rev3rze572 2 года назад +3

    No one:
    High-Frequency Blades in Metal Gear Rising:

  • @Zayllyaz
    @Zayllyaz 3 года назад +170

    "hes the one that says skookum right?" lol, love both TOT and AVE

    • @MrBoredNoMore
      @MrBoredNoMore 3 года назад +4

      Came to the comments for this!

    • @TheExplosiveGuy
      @TheExplosiveGuy 3 года назад +2

      Ave makes me giggle like a schoolgirl😂

    • @RAndrewNeal
      @RAndrewNeal 3 года назад +1

      AvE has a way with words. His videos are some of the most entertaining videos of their kind.

  • @nourmasalkhi9004
    @nourmasalkhi9004 3 года назад +61

    "Oh God, freedom everywhere!" has gotta be my favorite quote

  • @Zamil_Ali
    @Zamil_Ali 2 года назад +15

    7:57 alan, you’re the only RUclipsr that ill believe when you say you ate the food

  • @MrLarryland
    @MrLarryland 3 года назад +48

    Your neighbours hear vibrations and manic giggling all day and by the the afternoon they hear "oooo oooo I love america ooo theres cheese everywhere..... oh my head is so massaged"

  • @MyCfcfcf
    @MyCfcfcf 3 года назад +121

    "Is he the guy that says skookum" lol love the ave reference

    • @DustMug
      @DustMug 3 года назад

      Pardon my uncultured self, but what is Ave?

    • @MyCfcfcf
      @MyCfcfcf 3 года назад +1

      @@DustMug he's another youtuber. In the same vein as this old Tony and bigclivedotcom

  • @cainanlove8432
    @cainanlove8432 2 года назад +4

    I love the sound of Allen Pan laughing like a mad scientist in the morning.

  • @Bornahorse
    @Bornahorse 3 года назад +55

    Alternative title: "Man makes device with knife and is surprised that it cuts things"
    The joy in your laughter is EVERYTHING though, keep on doing what you're doing!

  • @alexmoorhead8266
    @alexmoorhead8266 3 года назад +278

    "2020 has been a weird year. I'v built some weird stuff, i shot a baby" 10/10 best out of context quote ever.
    Edit, this whole video is great OOC

    • @angelvu
      @angelvu 3 года назад +3

      honestly since it’s 2020 it’s completely believable out of context

    • @madhatten00
      @madhatten00 3 года назад +1

      I ve gained a double chin

  • @enochskindasus6yago619
    @enochskindasus6yago619 3 года назад +5

    1950: “We want flying cars!”
    2021: “So knife go BRRRRRR”

    • @lolliii5477
      @lolliii5477 9 месяцев назад

      knoife: * goes brrrrrrrrrrrrr and turns lethal all of a sudden *
      people: -'okay this is a mistake'-

  • @calculatedrisk5463
    @calculatedrisk5463 3 года назад +75

    The Neighbors Next Door: WHEN DID THE CRAZY DUDE GET A CHAINSAW.

    • @SealWithoutHat
      @SealWithoutHat 6 месяцев назад

      Ahah, Crazy Dave, maker of plants!

  • @mfbond13
    @mfbond13 3 года назад +99

    "Nothing more American then not eating lettuce"
    Yup sounds about right

    • @TruecarioZ
      @TruecarioZ 3 года назад +1

      Lmao ikr

    • @cattypat6
      @cattypat6 3 года назад +1

      As an American,
      Yeah this is right

  • @lordpotashmallow2443
    @lordpotashmallow2443 2 года назад +4

    Thinking quickly, Allen fashioned a home-made reciprocating saw out of a bread knife, some bolts, and a reciprocating saw.

  • @alexborr1746
    @alexborr1746 3 года назад +111

    7:17 the moment he cuts his hand off (almost)

    • @SerechII
      @SerechII 3 года назад +11

      He's holding a fork, the thing doesn't get close to his hand

    • @crisprcas09
      @crisprcas09 3 года назад

      *ad*

  • @joonatanlass
    @joonatanlass 3 года назад +142

    "Ooh, I can do curves!"
    do not take that out of context

    • @owenk5926
      @owenk5926 3 года назад +3

      Too late my G

    • @PaulMab9
      @PaulMab9 3 года назад +5

      I think I am missing something.

  • @plateinator3493
    @plateinator3493 2 года назад +3

    me when a cyborg hits me with their dollar store hf blade

  • @Lostpineappl
    @Lostpineappl 3 года назад +67

    few more drinks later i can imagine you sat in a room surrounded by everything cut up tv, sofa, coffee table and while holding your last half a sock saying "i need to find more stuff"

  • @THEButterKING25
    @THEButterKING25 3 года назад +121

    “Oh it doesn’t like lettuce” ha yeah that sounds like an American invention

  • @ghid4895
    @ghid4895 2 года назад +6

    Memories broken, the truth goes unspoken
    I’ve even forgotten my name
    I don’t know the season or what is the reason
    I’m standing here holding my blade
    A desolate place (place) without any trace (trace)
    It’s only the cold wind I feel
    It’s me that I spite as I stand up and fight
    The only thing I know for real
    There will be bloodshed
    The man in the mirror nods his head
    The only one left
    Will ride upon the dragon’s back
    Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
    Oh, no, there will be blood- (blood) -shed (shed)
    It’s the only thing I’ve ever known
    Losing my identity
    Wondering, have I gone insane?
    To find the truth in front of me
    I must climb this mountain range
    Looking downward from this deadly height
    And never realizing why I fight

  • @KidsInventStuff
    @KidsInventStuff 3 года назад +9

    Also super glad the Make America Grate Again hat didnt kill or poison you. We are calling that a win!
    Ruth & Shawn

    • @SealWithoutHat
      @SealWithoutHat 6 месяцев назад

      How are you so underrated here?! I was expecting to be pinned ngl

  • @ElHerrero82
    @ElHerrero82 3 года назад +45

    Ladies and gentlemen, we've just re-invented the electric knife.

  • @Suddsy11037
    @Suddsy11037 2 года назад +8

    0:49 "There will be bloodshed"

  • @tacklessstone0369
    @tacklessstone0369 3 года назад +18

    So you made a gun, now a very fast knife. Definitely on a watchlist

  • @angelacuna9884
    @angelacuna9884 3 года назад +23

    I like how you disappear for a while then always come back with something that could be classified a weapon

  • @giorgiomarin2038
    @giorgiomarin2038 2 года назад +1

    Jetstream Sam is everywhere man, I love itt

  • @liameleven
    @liameleven 3 года назад +50

    This has been one of the most anxiety inducing experiences I've had in a while

  • @spaghettisax6766
    @spaghettisax6766 3 года назад +31

    the sight of him putting the cheese on the wrong spot on his head is just the funniest part of this whole video

  • @Superkraf
    @Superkraf 3 года назад

    9:56 NOW I KNOW IT WORKS because it cuts butter like butter. 100% approval

  • @imaneeldealwithit969
    @imaneeldealwithit969 3 года назад +32

    guy: whats going on here!?
    *cuts to alan with a sword and a head on the table*

  • @chibblejohnson4254
    @chibblejohnson4254 3 года назад +248

    “Let’s see how thin of a slice I can make” proceeds to shake more than a veteran with Parkinson’s

  • @DommieWommie
    @DommieWommie 2 года назад +2

    A VT7 high frequency blade the sword's high-frequency conversion carried over the already excellent properties of the original sword, making it extremely powerful - blade wolf

    • @apchistuz
      @apchistuz 2 года назад

      what about Olga's hf blade

  • @-Naju-
    @-Naju- 3 года назад +24

    Me: * cuts the carrots 333 times per second *
    My Mom: You're doing it wrong, let me show you

    • @bluememe4652
      @bluememe4652 3 года назад +5

      Mom's have near infinite knowledge when it comes to cutting things, do not compare our mortal creations to their mighty cutting power.

  • @jontrain8986
    @jontrain8986 3 года назад +11

    Man, no safety gloves. Brave or careless? Had me wide eyed.

  • @anindianbadger9792
    @anindianbadger9792 2 года назад +1

    Why is it funny to me that now ever mgrr fight would sound like your average barbershop

  • @Lolero
    @Lolero 3 года назад +8

    5:49 you already know this artifact is too much power for a man, just listen at his laughter

  • @bojangles7133
    @bojangles7133 3 года назад +10

    I just love how excited he got after initially just making his own reciprocating saw. I was still happy and proud.

  • @awesomeakc7835
    @awesomeakc7835 2 года назад +1

    Everyday we get closer to the technology in the Metal Gear series

  • @ShiningDarknes
    @ShiningDarknes 3 года назад +15

    Remember: “Speed beats armor.”
    Normally this is a ballistics saying but apparently it applies to blades as well.

  • @Coolconnie933
    @Coolconnie933 3 года назад +10

    “I shot a baby”
    Americans: first time?

  • @tieember9596
    @tieember9596 3 года назад +3

    "Let's see if it can cut through the bread"
    *Proceeds to cut through the bread, the plate, the table, the floor, the sound barrier, and approximately 2/3rds of the Earth's crust*

  • @connorokeefe1229
    @connorokeefe1229 3 года назад +16

    Man, getting all of these uploads from my favorite RUclipsrs is a present itself

  • @chrismason598
    @chrismason598 3 года назад +22

    Its almost like that tool was designed to cut with vibration or something 🤔

  • @karatheshapeshifter1784
    @karatheshapeshifter1784 2 года назад +2

    found this when i searched “high frequency blade”

  • @TheStigma
    @TheStigma 3 года назад +15

    What could possibly go wrong? :D
    But on a more serious note - it would probably optimize quite a lot to remove all unnecessary weight on the blade - ie. at least all the handle material, and everything below what you need to securely mount it.
    A shorter blade too would be helpful too, not only for the weight (and thus maximum vibration frequency) but because there would be less flexing that steals energy. The control would then also be a lot tighter and not all over the place. Safer too (lol, jk, nobody cares about that :P)
    There is a reason that ultrasonic blades are all pretty short and fat. Even if you had an engine that had enough power to vibrate at those speeds, this length/thickness/hardness of blade would tear itself to pieces under those forces. An actual "vibrosword" would probably need a far more exotic material than steel, if it would even be possible.

  • @johnormike811
    @johnormike811 3 года назад +57

    Your blade needs “teeth”. vibroblades have micro serrations.

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 3 года назад +8

      All blades do, what do you mean.

    • @Adam-we9ww
      @Adam-we9ww 3 года назад +3

      @D.A. Botos no he's just right

  • @chcproductions2415
    @chcproductions2415 Год назад +1

    He’s gone lose his shit when he realizes that already had a blade on it

  • @user-th6tc5un1s
    @user-th6tc5un1s 3 года назад +15

    "Tony's the one that says 'skookum', right?"
    lol

  • @ewlol
    @ewlol 3 года назад +5

    6:34 i legit thought he put his hand on the blade lmao

  • @johanrojassoderman5590
    @johanrojassoderman5590 2 года назад +3

    6:40 that's an amazing example of why serrated blades are made.

  • @yannickmartens2041
    @yannickmartens2041 3 года назад +54

    "There's nothing more American than Nachos"
    Aren't nachos mexican?

    • @06carbon61
      @06carbon61 3 года назад +12

      Common sense isn’t also American

    • @PatrickPease
      @PatrickPease 3 года назад +10

      They were invented by a guy named nacho (nick name for Ignacio) for the wives of american service members at "the victory club" . At least thats the legend as i know it

    • @Scott-rn8ms
      @Scott-rn8ms 3 года назад +2

      This is a very American thing to say

    • @user-zh4vo1kw1z
      @user-zh4vo1kw1z 3 года назад +3

      Mexico is America.
      Continent that is

    • @PatrickPease
      @PatrickPease 3 года назад

      @@user-zh4vo1kw1z Brazilians call themselves "Americans" for this reason

  • @uhhhpersoniguess
    @uhhhpersoniguess 3 года назад +14

    "That's right-he's just a pair of hands!" I'm dying 😂

  • @thebigawesomegamer7994
    @thebigawesomegamer7994 2 года назад +5

    i looked this up because of metal gear revergence

  • @ethansmith6092
    @ethansmith6092 3 года назад +76

    Casually Drinks some Tito’s handmade “eggnog” then coughs it up saying he should have used water 😂

    • @Bdub423
      @Bdub423 3 года назад

      Lmao wonder if it was done real titos in there 😂

  • @AlexiaHoardwing
    @AlexiaHoardwing 3 года назад +9

    That knife terrifies me so much, when you cut the bread I honestly feel you skipped past it cutting the plate too.

    • @sockweed621
      @sockweed621 3 года назад

      @F*UĆK ME ! SEE MY VÍDÉO ! what does the potato do

  • @dryspaghetti5208
    @dryspaghetti5208 3 года назад +7

    4:49 maniacal laughing intensifies

  • @Avetho
    @Avetho 3 года назад +8

    "Nothing like sitting on the couch, watching a game..."
    My Brain: _"...having a Bud, how about you?"_

  • @Aaleg
    @Aaleg 2 года назад +1

    My brain for some reason: “cool, now touch it”

  • @jeremy6844
    @jeremy6844 3 года назад +11

    "Tony's the one that says skukom"
    Don't play with me.

  • @Tiniuc
    @Tiniuc 3 года назад +14

    You have an energy similar to Grant Imahara, rest his soul.

    • @blootooth00
      @blootooth00 3 года назад

      Funfact, Allen actually tried out to be on Mythbusters. He didn't make it, and everyone lost

  • @Lord_Baphomet_
    @Lord_Baphomet_ 3 года назад

    4:03 I love the shot of the lady driving by all slow while getting ready to call the cops.

  • @patrickhughes7302
    @patrickhughes7302 3 года назад +15

    "Tony's the one that says Skookum" Amazing! The sword looks like it has some gravity to er!

  • @benscott3603
    @benscott3603 3 года назад +4

    Allen Pans Blade: Cuts thru butter like a hot knife thru butter
    Darth Vader: Impressive, Most Impressive