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  • Опубликовано: 4 июн 2019
  • Vegan 30 Day Challenge: • Doctor Mike Goes VEGAN...
    On account of the popularity of Plague Inc. I decided to check out the next most recommended game BIO INC! I wanted to play it on my computer but I don't have a PC so I did the next best thing and set it up on my iPhone! Let me know what you would name your patient!
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    #DoctorPlays #BioInc

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @ep3798
    @ep3798 4 года назад +11312

    “Wait he’s healing way too quick” - A Doctor

    • @someperson2067
      @someperson2067 3 года назад +320

      American doctors be like

    • @piyush2465
      @piyush2465 3 года назад +304

      Lmao right? They're like "his hospital bills aren't nearly high enough"

    • @lilmo332
      @lilmo332 3 года назад +14

      @@someperson2067 wy

    • @mt7680
      @mt7680 3 года назад +49

      *wait, thats illegal.*

    • @physque5460
      @physque5460 3 года назад +27

      Imagine being a doctor and reading this comment section

  • @Azby64
    @Azby64 5 лет назад +8892

    "Oh no, they're healing him!"
    -Doctor Mike

    • @ketis06
      @ketis06 4 года назад +127

      Ye I aint going to that doctor

    • @mandy2917
      @mandy2917 4 года назад +73

      What the doctor says as you’re getting stitched up after surgery

    • @user-mi9ol6ru9c
      @user-mi9ol6ru9c 4 года назад +6

      DOCTOR Mike

    • @a2sffgthyjki4hg6cdx
      @a2sffgthyjki4hg6cdx 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @birb_2557
      @birb_2557 4 года назад +2

      Ljubica Jovicic did you just wooosh yourself

  • @bubblegumbunny
    @bubblegumbunny 2 года назад +372

    The Ted Bundy unprotected sex joke is the darkest I've heard from Dr Mike and I'm living for it

  • @MaskedSlavic
    @MaskedSlavic 3 года назад +2321

    "I'll keep it simple..." *chooses Hitler*
    Hitler: Am I a joke to you?
    Everyone: Yes

  • @filippiat9151
    @filippiat9151 5 лет назад +9955

    Definetly play the PC version. It even has an option to play as the doctor saving the patient

  • @aminosama2308
    @aminosama2308 3 года назад +8849

    His patients watching him like 👁👄👁

  • @randijohnson7573
    @randijohnson7573 8 месяцев назад +61

    "oh no, he's healing!"
    - a real, licensed family medicine doctor

  • @quicktime_griddle
    @quicktime_griddle 2 года назад +629

    2:51 “Why am I getting so happy about killing somebody?” *long pause* “Granted it’s Hitler, so that makes it okay.”
    *WHAT A SAVAGE*

    • @elizabethweigle6146
      @elizabethweigle6146 Год назад +7

      😂😂😂

    • @DJ_UOW
      @DJ_UOW Год назад +10

      He isn't wrong...

    • @Ishan9726gaming
      @Ishan9726gaming 10 месяцев назад

      The only savage here is Hitler himself
      And not savage in a good humorous way

    • @loonartms
      @loonartms 8 месяцев назад +3

      most expected joke ever

  • @nadroj-88
    @nadroj-88 4 года назад +9121

    “We don’t want Hitler to be a workaholic”
    Yeah we know how that turns out.
    RIP my notifications

  • @mazzy_vc
    @mazzy_vc 5 лет назад +6268

    Mike: "I'm not making Hitler a workaholic, no thank you."
    Smart move.

  • @glass_waves_official
    @glass_waves_official 2 года назад +163

    "Do you hear him? He's suffering a little bit!" *smiles*
    -An actual doctor

  • @grvx_yt
    @grvx_yt 3 года назад +22

    2:11 "Oh man, you can give them diseases? That's crazy!" The excitement with which he says that makes me scared.

  • @sswysh6962
    @sswysh6962 5 лет назад +2080

    Mike: I can’t kill a patient
    Also Mike: watch how quickly ima take down his heart

  • @rynsummer1711
    @rynsummer1711 5 лет назад +5827

    Dr. mike is calmly explaining how disease worked while putting the disease on the victim.
    What a great doctor 😂

    • @mossmortis
      @mossmortis 5 лет назад +15

      666th like 👀

    • @GutsIsTheGoat16
      @GutsIsTheGoat16 5 лет назад +6

      Lol too funny

    • @sossololpipi9633
      @sossololpipi9633 5 лет назад +5

      @@mossmortis you just brought bad luck upon yourself, not my problem

    • @adarawyborn3044
      @adarawyborn3044 5 лет назад +6

      @@sossololpipi9633 They didnt ask, it's not going to bring bad luck. Just because you're the 666th like or whatever doesnt mean you get bad luck. :/

    • @sossololpipi9633
      @sossololpipi9633 5 лет назад +1

      @@adarawyborn3044 can i just approve stereotypes thanks

  • @breakfastklub
    @breakfastklub 2 года назад +86

    doctor mike : “I want him to suffer NOW, I want to make sure he has the worse risk factors for survival”
    his patients : 😨😨😨

  • @SirEel5
    @SirEel5 2 года назад +32

    I like how he says “let’s take it easy” instantly names his patient Hitler

  • @schrodinger1374
    @schrodinger1374 3 года назад +727

    “No, we’re not going to make Hitler a workaholic”
    ...yeah thats probably for the best

    • @1AngeloGabatbat
      @1AngeloGabatbat 2 года назад +5

      But why it wil maybe cause him more stress or something I dunno

    • @Nosk0
      @Nosk0 2 года назад +28

      Hum… cause his work is not very good for humanity folks… so yeah probably a bad idea to make him work

    • @gabrielegenota1480
      @gabrielegenota1480 2 года назад +11

      @I like trains kid His work involves genocide hahah

    • @a_Playerwastaken
      @a_Playerwastaken 2 года назад

      Yeah...
      Maybe it's better to stay the Jews out of this...

    • @a_Playerwastaken
      @a_Playerwastaken 2 года назад

      Oh wait it might be a different Hilter. Also, the typo is intentional.

  • @omghuge1318
    @omghuge1318 4 года назад +1992

    *Imagine a patient behind him hearing him talkin'😂*

    • @s0l3il
      @s0l3il 4 года назад +117

      Imagine doctor playing this while diagnosing his patient.

    • @gliderchampion3132
      @gliderchampion3132 4 года назад +26

      Well shi-

    • @laimakusleikiene1170
      @laimakusleikiene1170 4 года назад +8

      Patient listening behind doors: comon die die

    • @samanthaworld4460
      @samanthaworld4460 2 года назад

      @@Spikedog777 RUclips didnt even exist that time

  • @Shadow__Lugia
    @Shadow__Lugia 2 года назад +19

    This game and what he says at 6:35 reminds me of a quote from Stalin. “1 death is a tragedy. A million is a statistic.”

  • @matts5247
    @matts5247 Год назад +17

    “Most people don’t know this but if you take down the heart everything else fails”
    I’m pretty sure everyone knows that lol

  • @tolba6363
    @tolba6363 5 лет назад +8704

    Doctor mike:dehydration is the number one cause of death
    Me:slowly reaches for water

    • @kateAkaGunner
      @kateAkaGunner 5 лет назад +238

      my mom always said growing up when we wanted juice, water is God's juice...good thing I really like water

    • @lovedorlovedyou7453
      @lovedorlovedyou7453 5 лет назад +78

      Sherif Khaled Tolba *Throws water across the room*

    • @GutsIsTheGoat16
      @GutsIsTheGoat16 5 лет назад +6

      Lol

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 5 лет назад +4

      @@kateAkaGunner juice is Gods juice!

    • @amyarobinson840
      @amyarobinson840 5 лет назад +5

      @Cheese Whiz lol irl in sipping on my root beer

  • @sasweetum
    @sasweetum 4 года назад +3566

    Mike: "I'll keep it simple for now"
    ...
    "Hitler"
    Me: ..."nice"

  • @gilbertagustin8962
    @gilbertagustin8962 2 года назад +15

    "Granted its HItler, so that makes it okay" Best Doctor Mike line ever

  • @thefemalethunderbirdsnerd3214
    @thefemalethunderbirdsnerd3214 3 года назад +63

    “I like this game already!” Dr Mike is there literal representation of me! Also did this guy sound a little bit too exited when he saw the unprotected sex roulette?

  • @hannahhillman629
    @hannahhillman629 4 года назад +4608

    The best part of this game is the “wheel of STD’s”

    • @PandaVlogsYT
      @PandaVlogsYT 4 года назад +194

      That wheel seems kinda...
      *F I S H Y*

    • @hannahhillman629
      @hannahhillman629 4 года назад +12

      Panda Vlogs hahahahaha

    • @mantistyle3282
      @mantistyle3282 4 года назад +23

      THE FUCKING VOICE THO LOL

    • @valleyofghouls
      @valleyofghouls 4 года назад +2

      Panda Vlogs HAHAHHAHAH 😭😭💀

    • @Semityis22
      @Semityis22 3 года назад +20

      (name) is about to have unprotected sexual relations!

  • @brenna5865
    @brenna5865 4 года назад +5047

    "Bear did you hear that?! We killed Ted Bundy together!"
    Keep Bear out of this! He's too young and innocent 😂

    • @Loafteabun3
      @Loafteabun3 4 года назад +55

      He kill ted bunny but white bunny feel not good😂jk

    • @ogkubzscouter743
      @ogkubzscouter743 3 года назад +20

      WHITE BUNNY i had a stroke reading that

    • @terigonUSAS12
      @terigonUSAS12 3 года назад +4

      @@ogkubzscouter743 same

    • @aaditya5132
      @aaditya5132 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @incathefox
      @incathefox 3 года назад +4

      Ted Bundy actually was dating my aunt before he was caught and he planned 2 kill her

  • @elenahale1922
    @elenahale1922 2 года назад +23

    7:39 FUCKED UP OMG 😭😭😭

  • @cobaltempress1265
    @cobaltempress1265 2 года назад +17

    Dr. Mike : You see that? We’re learning.
    Also Dr.Mike : Ight ima give him hypertension

  • @crashskunk5888
    @crashskunk5888 5 лет назад +1707

    “Awww... HPV, that’s boring”
    -Doctor Mike, 2019

    • @willmacarter9034
      @willmacarter9034 4 года назад +71

      I watched this with my medical professional roommate, and they both Awwwed at the same time. LOL. She now wants to play this game too.

  • @KayBbyXOXOXO
    @KayBbyXOXOXO 5 лет назад +1288

    “Dehydration and diarrhea are the world’s leading killers.”
    Me : *chugs water*

    • @abyssdreamer6286
      @abyssdreamer6286 5 лет назад +4

      Over drinking can also kill you

    • @KenVelaz
      @KenVelaz 9 дней назад

      Me: Reverts from Taco Bell

  • @nschannel826
    @nschannel826 2 года назад +12

    Moral of this video+the plague inc video: Do Not mess with doctors. They know how to kill you just as much as they know how to heal you.

  • @JimmyBoosterCrate
    @JimmyBoosterCrate Год назад +6

    "But for some reason, *it feels kind of good"*
    His patients: "I'm in danger"

  • @dmiahibbert7543
    @dmiahibbert7543 5 лет назад +329

    Dr. Mike: We're gonna keep it simple..
    **chooses Hitler**

  • @thequeenofsarcasm1340
    @thequeenofsarcasm1340 4 года назад +1694

    “I feel like I’m being a bad doctor and killing my patient but some reason it feels kinda good” *concern for his mental health increases*

    • @jayk.74
      @jayk.74 4 года назад +45

      I mean.. it’s Hitler...

    • @gnectbn
      @gnectbn 4 года назад +2

      @@jayk.74 yep

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 года назад +5

      @@jayk.74 Yeah Hippocratic oath?
      who needs that?

    • @Fr0stKnight0k0
      @Fr0stKnight0k0 2 года назад +3

      Your likes are 999....
      Ill make it 1k

    • @Uchiha.Itachii
      @Uchiha.Itachii Год назад +5

      No one should feel bad about killing hitler in a game lmaoo

  • @guccifrogs7297
    @guccifrogs7297 2 года назад +44

    "lets give him the flu" -a real doctor that works at a real hospital.
    "oh no he healing!!!" -also a real doctor
    "HE HAS A UTI!!!" -once again a real doctor

  • @avasintuphandacha8461
    @avasintuphandacha8461 Год назад +5

    The fact that Peewoop on the caption is [Strange Noise] 😂😂😂

  • @lilkittyanime
    @lilkittyanime 5 лет назад +1381

    Dr. Mike: My Hippocratic oath wont allow me to kill a patient
    Also Mike: I'm about to end this mans whole career.

  • @teraphIl1000
    @teraphIl1000 5 лет назад +952

    You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 5 лет назад +24

      Or in this case, a lovably maniacal supervillain! =D
      Now he just needs to hang out with Mark Hamill, practice those laughs. He'll be going places!

    • @saraelgoumi8111
      @saraelgoumi8111 5 лет назад +1

      Yaaa thts wisdom LOL

    • @iwilltellyouastory5161
      @iwilltellyouastory5161 5 лет назад +2

      Two face from the dark night. Best two face I've seen

  • @Woke_Moralist
    @Woke_Moralist 2 года назад +7

    "I'm gonna make sure that he has the worst risk factors for survival and *THEN* hit him with the symptoms."
    -A licensed medical professional.

  • @meganhash7840
    @meganhash7840 11 месяцев назад +4

    Knowing Dr. Mike is Jewish makes him choosing hitler as the first victim so much funnier. As a fellow Jew, I salute you, sir.

  • @Azby64
    @Azby64 5 лет назад +1456

    "They're treating him fairly quickly; I don't like this."
    - Doctor Mike

    • @shalakagunjal5035
      @shalakagunjal5035 4 года назад +14

      If my doctor says that, I'm out.

    • @ilovetweek000
      @ilovetweek000 4 года назад

      666th like diablo

    • @ham4da
      @ham4da 2 года назад +7

      @@shalakagunjal5035 Technically yes, you would be OUT of this world

  • @thewanderingwriter4448
    @thewanderingwriter4448 5 лет назад +574

    "It's a long term problem. I want him to suffer NOW!"
    Love the enthusiasm Doc! :D

    • @nikoaa6290
      @nikoaa6290 5 лет назад +1

      The Wandering Writer he sounded so whiney at that point

  • @dominicamesquita5368
    @dominicamesquita5368 2 года назад +6

    “OR HE WILL LIVE- I won’t let that happen”- a real doctor

  • @mitchellpennell
    @mitchellpennell 2 года назад +3

    3 years later and the first video is up to 12 million views as is this one.
    Love this guy!

  • @dominic8200
    @dominic8200 4 года назад +976

    Dr Mike: This is like plague inc. but you have to kill a human.
    Everyone: In plague inc. you kill the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE.

    • @subjecteleven637
      @subjecteleven637 4 года назад +9

      Yeah, that's the difference.

    • @lucytriggle4308
      @lucytriggle4308 4 года назад +17

      I think the issue he had was more the fact Plague Inc isnt personal, its killing everyone. Bio inc makes you focus on one person.

  • @mr.raphael1507
    @mr.raphael1507 5 лет назад +1213

    Dr Mike : I am a good doctor, I sear to never kill anybody
    BIO inc : I’m about to end this man’s whole career

  • @comeatme8764
    @comeatme8764 2 года назад +3

    "oh no theyre healing him"
    -doctor mike an actual doctor

  • @backyardgaming3371
    @backyardgaming3371 2 года назад +4

    Doctor Mike has inspired me to change my career choice
    I used to want to join the army
    NOW I WANT TO BE A DOCTOR

  • @smdanny1
    @smdanny1 5 лет назад +585

    8:00 "It's dangerous in the throat. It's dangerous in the cervix... but outside of that it's not that exciting" - Dr. Mike 2019 on HPV

    • @rejiix
      @rejiix 5 лет назад

      So how do you get it in the throat?

    • @loverlei79
      @loverlei79 5 лет назад +11

      😅😅 ahem... How do you get it in the throat? Ask Bill Clinton. He knows.

    • @leizero
      @leizero 5 лет назад +9

      @@rejiix if I remember correctly, HPV usually infects squamous cells found in the oral mucosa and cervico-vaginal junction

    • @mrpolar3537
      @mrpolar3537 5 лет назад +1

      @@rejiix HPV are of different types and the one affecting the throat and the cervix are different types HPV. It's not what you think..

  • @Hellothere-vr9um
    @Hellothere-vr9um 5 лет назад +351

    This video will go down in the history of RUclips as the darkest video ever.

  • @TheJohnnyWonderful
    @TheJohnnyWonderful 2 года назад +5

    As an overweight smoker with high blood pressure and high cholesterol who has occasional chest pains named John, I feel attacked by Bio Inc's intro video 😂😂

  • @pigstep7170
    @pigstep7170 2 года назад +2

    I've learned more from him then 3 years of school all together

  • @alexisdobuilds9483
    @alexisdobuilds9483 4 года назад +464

    “Oh no, their healing him!” - Quote by an actual doctor.

  • @killmenowordontimjustgay2046
    @killmenowordontimjustgay2046 4 года назад +1944

    “Alright I’ll keep it simple.”
    *names patient Hitler*

  • @ni.co13424
    @ni.co13424 2 года назад +2

    Dr. Mike: BeEeewOOop
    Captions: (strange noises)

  • @xordell1622
    @xordell1622 2 года назад +2

    “Oh my god, this is like Plague Inc. but you’re trying to kill a human?!”
    🧐

  • @i_likememez4151
    @i_likememez4151 5 лет назад +910

    No one:
    Doctor mike:YES WE KILLED HIM!

  • @deadpufferfish6858
    @deadpufferfish6858 3 года назад +1038

    As long as bear comes on screen, the vid is amazing

    • @MassivePonyFan
      @MassivePonyFan 3 года назад +6

      I was looking for a comment about the dog.

    • @valiantgamingOG
      @valiantgamingOG 2 года назад +6

      @@MassivePonyFan what da dog doin

  • @broke-24
    @broke-24 4 месяца назад +1

    This would be the villain origin story of a doctor who got too addicted to bio inc 💀💀

  • @OlgaVCher
    @OlgaVCher 2 года назад +5

    I have not seen a doctor be this excited about killing someone before. And this is a whole mood that I love... outside the hospital

  • @libbikoester1952
    @libbikoester1952 5 лет назад +490

    “Aw HPV. that’s not even that fun”
    Dr. Mike is a walking meme

  • @rokasjodka8622
    @rokasjodka8622 5 лет назад +2354

    Doctor mike choosing a victims name.
    Doctor Mike: Ok we're gonna keep it simple
    *Names the victim Hitler*

    • @HeldVenom
      @HeldVenom 5 лет назад +65

      Next victim names: Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot

    • @williamli0722
      @williamli0722 5 лет назад +25

      Ah, I guess Russians never change huh?

    • @Tw3akst3r
      @Tw3akst3r 5 лет назад +4

      @@Stephen64138 That's where he is from and is as he has stated in other videos (in case you want to check into it more). He mentions it many times, this might be a fun one though with several mentions of it. ruclips.net/video/Ub3Xii_jJ-8/видео.html

    • @Shjmkhs
      @Shjmkhs 5 лет назад +5

      @@HeldVenom Genghis Khan.

    • @wishywashywara
      @wishywashywara 5 лет назад

      Rokas Jodka yo i choked on my sandwich

  • @Karah
    @Karah 2 года назад +3

    “Wait, he’s healing too quick”- says the doctor.
    “Breaking my oath”- says the doctor.

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish
    @CalifornianCuttlefish Год назад +3

    Great Video! *This is absolutely hilarious and I love it*

  • @unamandlaxulu5840
    @unamandlaxulu5840 5 лет назад +1726

    No one:
    Literally nobody:
    Absolutely no one at all:
    Dr Mike, a man paid to save human lives: "Yes! We killed someone!"

    • @caeleighh771
      @caeleighh771 5 лет назад +21

      Also Mike: “Why does it fEeL sO gOoD”

    • @ericshaun343
      @ericshaun343 4 года назад +4

      I know why that happens. They sometimes feel too stressed of doing the same thing over and over again, so feeling this new feelings is something destressing for them, wich is good

  • @shannon3944
    @shannon3944 4 года назад +1197

    "Would you kill Hitler?"
    Docter Mike: _"The law requires that I answer no"_

  • @MCP-RF
    @MCP-RF Год назад +3

    No nervous system = instant death.

  • @LeonYoum
    @LeonYoum 6 месяцев назад

    As he’s smiling: “Hear him? He’s suffering a little bit. 🙂”

  • @devikajoseph7660
    @devikajoseph7660 5 лет назад +309

    Noone:
    Doc. Mike: "Pneumothorax.. You know what that means? When his lung collapses!" *smiles maniacally*
    Me: *backs away slowly*

    • @RedZ07
      @RedZ07 5 лет назад +5

      Nah we helping his addiction XD

  • @cryptnick_
    @cryptnick_ 5 лет назад +1586

    "Ted Bundy's under a lot of stress."
    "Yeah, his body's dying."
    😂

    • @moonlilly9884
      @moonlilly9884 4 года назад +1

      I like plague and bio inc., but watching these vids are scary..

  • @Acid_Ash
    @Acid_Ash 2 года назад

    The idea a doctor playing a game like this and loving it is hilarious to me. Great video ☀️

  • @Genesul06
    @Genesul06 10 месяцев назад

    Doctor Mike: I will keep it simple for now
    Also Doctor Mike:

  • @nonchip
    @nonchip 4 года назад +342

    "that's not real medicine" actually it's you swapping out his pills for poison, it's just described weirdly in that popup window.

  • @mitchellberklund4798
    @mitchellberklund4798 5 лет назад +1875

    *Ted Buddy dies*
    Dr. Mike: YES!!!
    Dr. Mikes patients that watched this video: *laughs* IM IN DANGER...

    • @dracox3d578
      @dracox3d578 4 года назад +17

      Ted Bundy*

    • @amshazow
      @amshazow 4 года назад +18

      lmao ted buddy is kinda funny

  • @Unluckysouls195
    @Unluckysouls195 Год назад

    Thank you for teaching me how to do chest compressions

  • @billydwinugroho2385
    @billydwinugroho2385 2 года назад

    watching this video makes me hyped and scared at the same time

  • @MN-bx5cs
    @MN-bx5cs 5 лет назад +1447

    12:31
    Doctor: stay happy and healthy
    Also Doctor: (gives patient pneumonia and kills patient.)

    • @kiwibean6
      @kiwibean6 5 лет назад +3

      Magixs Newplayer
      I clicked like and it got 1K
      .....wow........i am....amazed.....♥u♥

    • @MN-bx5cs
      @MN-bx5cs 5 лет назад +1

      Heema Heema you isn’t the only one with magic

    • @Jade-5713
      @Jade-5713 5 лет назад

      😂😂

    • @rafizransell303
      @rafizransell303 5 лет назад

      *hey*

  • @cbenz9976
    @cbenz9976 5 лет назад +641

    "We'll keep it simple..." Hitler.
    Not the first simple name but I mean okay Doctor

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm 5 лет назад +5

      Name one person who has played this game and never named their victim Hitler.

    • @kartuliboy9492
      @kartuliboy9492 5 лет назад +1

      @@Kartoffelkamm me

    • @TheGodGamr
      @TheGodGamr 5 лет назад +5

      @@Kartoffelkamm I usually just named the patient after my friends

    • @mirelagiuroescu9784
      @mirelagiuroescu9784 5 лет назад

      @@TheGodGamr :))))))))))))))))))))

    • @SmugBug
      @SmugBug 5 лет назад +2

      Well funny enough i named mines trump

  • @kaedz3055
    @kaedz3055 Год назад

    Do more plague inc! Also, more Cells at work reaction please! Absolutely loved them. Keep up the great work mike, we love you!

  • @daniel171720
    @daniel171720 2 года назад +1

    Can’t get enough of mike

  • @gforceneonaxetake2345
    @gforceneonaxetake2345 3 года назад +469

    His boss watching this: atleast he's using criminals

  • @angrbodamikjallsdottir5666
    @angrbodamikjallsdottir5666 5 лет назад +1996

    Dr.Mike "Treating him? Treating him with what?"
    Antivacc Moms, "All natural remedies and oils"

    • @gummieworms3909
      @gummieworms3909 5 лет назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-nf3hh8kn5r
      @user-nf3hh8kn5r 5 лет назад +25

      With essential oils

    • @maximumdon7637
      @maximumdon7637 5 лет назад +42

      Let me quote Tim Minchin: "NATURAL medicines have either, not been proved to work, or been proved not to work"
      "Do you know what you call natural medicine that has been proved to work?... MEDICINE..."

    • @dougdimmadomeownerofthedim2918
      @dougdimmadomeownerofthedim2918 5 лет назад +6

      Or bleach

    • @alik9783
      @alik9783 5 лет назад +33

      They should add antivax to Risk Factors

  • @johnnysumms6945
    @johnnysumms6945 2 года назад

    ‘He can’t survive without his lungs’
    Hi*ler: *exhales with stomach loudly*

  • @FishSnackems
    @FishSnackems 2 года назад

    I was so tired while I was watching this I felt asleep with my eyes open, I woke up and realized I was watching a video

  • @kurozetsuu5313
    @kurozetsuu5313 4 года назад +2227

    Doctor mike: dehydration and diarrhea are world's leading killers
    Me who hasn't drunk water for 8 hours and has a stomach ache: *visible fear*

    • @kyrabrown6529
      @kyrabrown6529 3 года назад +72

      le painik

    • @monwyatt7000
      @monwyatt7000 3 года назад +23

      All you need is an ORS and release those wet shits you release.

    • @sammy_sand_utubeyt6901
      @sammy_sand_utubeyt6901 3 года назад +24

      Reminds me of chubbymychu ( idk how to spell his name ) ____ hasn’t drunk water for 8 hours, this is what happened to their muscles.

    • @hyunibinii
      @hyunibinii 3 года назад +3

      Pannik

    • @user-rg7vr1kd1w
      @user-rg7vr1kd1w 3 года назад +7

      This is your reminder to drink some water! Have a wonderful day! ❤️

  • @katrinasharp3512
    @katrinasharp3512 5 лет назад +523

    Dr Mike: "I WaNT HiM To SuFfEr NoW!"
    😂😂😂

    • @eebzyx
      @eebzyx 5 лет назад +1

      I died rat that moment

  • @pingukid726
    @pingukid726 3 года назад

    i was looking at the comments and i couldnt find any comments liked by Doctor Mike but then i realised that he is a doctor and has a hard job

  • @notzipluc
    @notzipluc 2 года назад

    Man you can play this well cause you understand everything

  • @EmmarainePink
    @EmmarainePink 5 лет назад +2763

    Dr. Mike: "Name your victim... *puts in the name Hitler*"
    Me: *wheezes*

    • @-trou.vaillex4931
      @-trou.vaillex4931 5 лет назад +7

      How do you guys make the bold fonts lol

    • @CapMan275
      @CapMan275 5 лет назад +17

      @@-trou.vaillex4931 *put stars on each end of what you want to bolden.*

    • @emptyricebowl
      @emptyricebowl 5 лет назад +6

      - trou.vaillex use asterisk symbol -> * and put two in the beginning, and the end of a sentence
      *then you should have something like this*

    • @amandaloves1d8
      @amandaloves1d8 5 лет назад

      - trou.vaillex put * at the beginning and end of the part you want bolded (* hi *) but with no space

    • @allisonrousseau856
      @allisonrousseau856 5 лет назад +3

      *I never knew that!!*

  • @user-ye4wx9zp7l
    @user-ye4wx9zp7l 3 года назад +490

    "Aww we got HPV that's not even that fun"
    -Dr. Mike

  • @OJExists
    @OJExists 2 года назад

    i learnt more in this video than i have in a 1 week science class

  • @erasable1357
    @erasable1357 2 года назад +2

    I literally just started playing this today and I didn’t know he did it!

  • @naruto101xx
    @naruto101xx 5 лет назад +457

    Dr. Mike: It is my duty to heal.
    also Dr. Mike: SPIN THE WHEEL OF STD's

  • @Huntracony
    @Huntracony 5 лет назад +406

    "We're not gonna make Hitler a workaholic"
    You know what, good call. Hadn't thought about it, but yeah.

  • @ZucchiZ
    @ZucchiZ 2 года назад +1

    The good doctor: looks at him
    Knows the cure

  • @gabchetoo444
    @gabchetoo444 2 года назад +1

    Alternative title: Doctor being a psychopath and trying to kill his patience

  • @hplexicon
    @hplexicon 5 лет назад +652

    the pc version looks great and has a "save the patient" mode, try it!

    • @particle0
      @particle0 5 лет назад +49

      I found it difficult because I kept misdiagnosing the symptoms. Would love to see how an actual doctor fares in that mode.

    • @BlackKnight413
      @BlackKnight413 5 лет назад

      Does it cost money for pc like plauge inc does?

    • @jhn7
      @jhn7 5 лет назад

      @@BlackKnight413 yep

    • @Daniel-uc7uo
      @Daniel-uc7uo 5 лет назад

      @@Ridhalol right

    • @jhn7
      @jhn7 5 лет назад +1

      @@Ridhalol who said that?

  • @maximthemagnificent
    @maximthemagnificent 4 года назад +1466

    "One death is a tragedy, a million, just statistics." -- Joseph Stalin

    • @THG_thehumangod
      @THG_thehumangod 4 года назад +57

      Maximilian Montserrat dark, but accurate.

    • @Alex_Mercer_
      @Alex_Mercer_ 4 года назад +15

      @@THG_thehumangod those statistics are hella accurate

    • @karlikane7902
      @karlikane7902 4 года назад +11

      The truth hurts...

    • @FoxyFemBoi
      @FoxyFemBoi 4 года назад +42

      Our brains are made to handle millions but we do understand personal stories and that's when our morality is more likely to kick in, so this this does feel worse because it's personal and not just impersonally trying to kill everyone. Our brains are not made for the modern world ;;-;; Which is a tragedy in itself. It's the same reason we have a hard time dealing w/ climate change--it's not wired for our fear response.

    • @tetrodot5277
      @tetrodot5277 4 года назад +2

      its actually from a book about stalin

  • @Someonecalledeli
    @Someonecalledeli Год назад

    7:43
    The magic wand strikes again!

  • @beckybremer8010
    @beckybremer8010 9 месяцев назад +1

    “I’ll keep it simple for now *Hitler* .”got me dying