what? when i look the comment outside its saying dr mike replied on this comment but when i come inside i found other two comments not dr mike's comment what went wrong?
0:32 I sleep like that, I also rap my comforter around me and it’s like a nice big hug. Also keeps me from having more pain in the morning from moving around and causing stress on injuries in sleep.
Dr. Mike talking about how Doctors have to be really careful when asking patients questions because they can mislead you reminds me of my grandmother. She was the queen of this, she once told her heart doctor she didn't think she needed physical therapy anymore because she was active around the house, she did laundry, she vacuumed everyday. Her doctor was amazed at this and told her hey if you're doing all that at your age then that's excellent, and she'd take her off physical therapy. What she failed to mention was her vacuum was a Roomba and that I sorted, loaded, unloaded and folded the laundry, she added the soap and turned the machine on. Clever but sneaky.
It reminds me of my obgyn, when she asked me if i drink alcohol. I answered no... and she asked: you don't drink AT ALL? and i answered that on special occasions when my boyfriend has a drink I might taste a sip of it and remember that I don't like it. And she was like: so you drink.... 🙈
My grandma managed to get out of rehab after her knee replacement by saying she could get her laundry down the stairs to the basement. She dropped the bag over the railing...
Hey Dr. Mike! This is for the QnAs: I love watermelons too much. I eat almost one small watermelon every day. Is there anything bad about that 😂 By the way I’m addicted to your channel too ❤️😁
Yes for sleeping on my backwith arms by my side is most comfortable for me I have a old back and neck injury, only way I can get at least 5 hours of solid sleep
Just proves that bodies are capable of very strange, anomalous things; and that doctors don't know everything. If a medical doctor doesn't know, ask a naturopath. Can't hurt, even if some of it is probably placebo (one can argue the same of pharmaceutical products).
when my new family doctor read my full medical history she looked at me and said, how are you not dead? Then she was amazed at how I did not seem scarred until she had to use a bright light and then she saw that most of my body is covered in scars. 75% 2nd degree flash burn, shot 3 times, stabbed 9, blown up 3 times, broke my back, and had both eyes punctured as well as entire right front of my skull crushed, and exposure to 220 mSV (radiation exposure at a leaking reactor).. Not all at once of course but over 30 years
The reason skeletons are used so much in so many different cultures is less about them “looking scary” and more of them just being a symbol of death. When our bodies decompose, our skeletons are left for future humans to dig up and find, so skeletons have always been around for people to look at way before modern medicine was ever a thing. I’m sure people in the middle ages would have been extremely scared by the muscles on a person, but how and why would they be seeing that on a regular basis. Skeletons are much more easily accessible and very recognisable to have as a symbol of something long dead.
I've done two sleep studies, one in the clinic with all the wires and one at home with just a couple small things. both times I fell asleep *better* than I normally do (I have like zero circadian rhythm or regulation, sometimes I'll be unable to sleep for over 24 hours and other times I'll fall asleep in public or upright). Also the doctors both times were like "Yeah no idea why your sleep sucks so bad and you're never rested, maybe try keeping a schedule?" -_- never would have thought of that myself, thanks.
Not necessarily cancer though. Made me think of fibrodysplasia (FOP) at first sight - and that one is not cancer. Worse than that, it's a nightmare... I wish I hadn't even heard of that.
Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation". I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there". It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient. I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to achieve my objective.
Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation". I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there". It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient. I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to achieve my objective.
Patient: "i drink occasionally" Patient's son: "she means she occasionally sips on a 5th of vodka throughout the day" Me as a nurse thinking: no wonder you're liver's shot
One of my dad's favorite jokes is a doctor joke: So a doctor is seeing a patient and needs to write a prescription. He reaches for his pen but instead pulls out a rectal thermometer, and he says, "Oh great, some asshole's got my pen."
Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation". I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there". It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient. I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to achieve my objective.
Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation". I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there". It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient. I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to achieve my objective.
Mike: *has a medical licence in New York and New Jersey for family medicine and also a surgical licence* Also Mike: "Wait I don't know, is there bacteria in the eye?"
Dr. Mike: Your leg shouldn't be hurting if you didn't cut off circulation in your legs. Me: *nervously sweating while random pain appears in my body everyday*
Mike: "I can teach you a few things about grammar. ;)" Meme: *Apply Garlic to an open cut or burn to immediately intensify the pain* Also Mike: "Apple Garlic. Ap- Apple Garlic."
As a son of an anaesthesiological nurse I can relate - all my friends, including girlfriends have always been judged by my parent solely by the veins on their forearms.
A stool sample explained: in german a chair is called -> „Stuhl“. „gang“ -> „the walk“ is the noun for „gehen“ -> to walk. The medical expression for bowel movement in german is -> „Stuhlgang“ because then you are walking to the toilett which is kind of a chair. For some reason the polite expression for „ feces“ is -> „Stuhl“. This expression is usually used in the medical field. Hope that helps :)
That does sound a bit like where I thought it came from. At least until I remembered that people did that way before the U-bend toilet was invented. Back then, there was the stool boy who was basically a kings port-a-potty. And that's also where the german slang of "sitting on a throne" comes from, when talking about the watered ceramics. I think the first "toilets" were mere chairs with holes in them. Sorry if Game of Thrones has gotten a lot weirder just now.
So I’m an EMT and I remember a time when I had transported a patient to a hospital and while I’m writing my narrative on my tablet while waiting for my partner, a nurse out of nowhere comes up to me and says “Wow, you’ve got really nice veins”, so I check and say “yeah, guess I do”. This nurse then called over 4 other nurses just to check out my veins and so I was just standing there awkwardly holding my arm out while they were admiring them
lol I have really shitty veins but I've needed to have lots of blood drawn for various things, so over time I've learned how to help the nurses/phlebotomists find them more easily one time I was trying to donate blood at a school drive and even though I passed the assessment, they couldn't find my veins fast enough so they just sent me back
@@Mangaka718 I have the same problems with my veins. I just tell them I'm a hard stick and either they try, fail, then send me to the guru on the team, or straight to the guru. I've given up on trying to donate blood because either I get sick or I bleed like 2mL a minute and take too long. Heck, even getting a tiny vial of my blood drawn anymore makes me dizzy. I actually worried the last people who did it because they took my pressure before the draw and then after I started not feeling well, and it had plummeted. Gotta say though, I love EMT's and prior combat medics taking my blood. Always the easiest and least painful
Dr Mike: explains how important grammar is Also Dr Mike 2 seconds later: Apple garlic to freshly.. Wait what Apple garlic to a freshly Sam: APPLY 😂😂😂😂💀
@@kajalvpatel ok 1. Not exactly that's a bit stereotypical. 2 yes If they mess up MAYBE something life threatening could happen Please just don't think that's what happens
You do not get “too excited” it’s cute as hell how excited you get. Your eyes get a little wider when you are talking about something you are passion about, it’s interesting in a good way 😆
I know so little about the heart. On tv when someone's "having a heart attack" they like clutch at themselves, and say "Oh, no, my arm is numb!" and stuff like that before they finally collapse on the floor (and *then* someone runs up with the paddle things yelling "clear!") So, I had been under the impression that if the pulse had *just* stopped, that the person might not be unconscious *yet* for a little bit. Now that I think of it thought, the thought of being *awake* as your ribs are broken is pretty dang terrifying. Though I did read a story once about a person who had to have some sort of heart surgery and had to be awake the whole time. Anyway, that was a really long and insufficiently-caffeinated way of saying, that comment might have sounded mind-bendingly obvious, but it actually was information that I actually hadn't been sure of before hearing it.
@@skaryzgik Well, there is a delay, but it's like 3-5seconds. By the time somebody's checked if there was a pulse, the patient is definitely unconcious.
@@kombava7275 3 - 5 seconds and often enough, the patient briefly does the Funky Chicken on the floor. That pseudo-seizure confuses some the first time that they witness it. Too short for a proper grand mal, it's the brain's way of saying "WTF are you doing to me?!" after losing oxygen and fuel.
Which is not a 100% true btw. When resuscitatating, especially on patients that have gone into cardiac arrest not too long ago, poeple can actually "wake up" on the Chest-Compressions since there's Bloodflow to the Brain again. But as soon as you stop the compressions, they "die" again (drift back again into unconsciousness) because they did not yet archieve a ROSC and you have to keep going with the CPR.
@@skaryzgik they didn't feel pain, it's really weird, it's like if someone poked you all over(lightly) where you could feel the pressure, but it's a scalpel cutting into you
I sleep like this all the time. Usually, by morning, I'm laying on my left side, but I always start my sleep on my back with my arms straight by my side.
0:25 years ago in a summer camp, sleeping in one room with like 15 kids (all girls 10-16yo, i was there as a adult if anything happened) i realized i can fall asleep and sleep trough whole night without any significant movement or rotation in the coffin pose
I love how he’s definitely educated on a lot of stuff, but still isn’t afraid to ask questions he doesn’t know the answers to. Some adults are just so egotistic because they’ve been termed an expert and then go ahead to say inaccurate stuff.
@@crystald3655 I'm not a doctor, I'm just a guy with a ton of weird health issues, but what I've heard is that sometimes basically nerves get into a feedback loop and adding something else in there can delay it enough that it can't jump start itself in time before it dies off like it should have half an hour earlier.
Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation". I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there". It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient. I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to achieve my objective.
when he was talking about being a gymnist in his sleep that reminded me of this one time I did a 180 in my sleep and woke up with all the blankets off the bed and one pillow under my back and the other one being squished by my leg. It was a great sleep however one of the best I can remember.
5:30 when he starts talking about doctors leaving instruments in different organs, rather than medical equipment, I'm just imagining a trombone lodged into someone's ribcage or something
Poison Ivy Meme: My dad tells the most hilarious story from his childhood. He had always wanted to go camping with his older brother and his friends. So they finally let him go, but the put him on toilet paper duty... where he had to gather leaves to use as toilet paper while they were out camping. So he goes out, finds the biggest leaves he can find, rubs them on his face and arms to make sure they are soft enough... and picks them and brings a huge bundle back to camp. The next morning they had to rush all of the other boys to the hospital, save my dad who has never reacted to poison ivy in his life.... needless to say he never got put on toilet paper duty again.
Fun fact I think doctor Mike may like: In the First Aid handbook in my country, it states that "In cass of head injur, you should not apply a tourniquet to the neck". THIS MEANS SOMEONE HAS
Dr Mike: “I can give you so many examples of how important grammar is” also mike 2 seconds later : Apple garlic to a freshly- Thanks Dr Mike I’m learning a lot.
Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation". I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there". It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient. I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to achieve my objective.
The "stool" concept referring to both the chair and feces comes from history. People would squat over a "stool" to do their business and kings even had a person who was appointed as the "Keeper of the Stool". This person monitored the "quality" of what was being produced and usually had a high ranking because of the level of vulnerability it puts the leader in.
As a correction: the title was Groom of the Stool. The Groom would be selected from the King's closest friends hence why they were typically noblemen. Grooms of the Stool had many other roles besides the bathroom part. They were confidantes, personal secretaries and had control over the royal household finances.
I saw some old ones in 2 castles in England and the have a drawer under the box with the hole, so they pull the drawer out and empty the stool outside, then clean it and put it back. Those boxes had some luxurious cushions
Isn't it because it is Stuhl in German and Stoel in Dutch, and since English has Germanic roots probably in old English it was something like that as well?
@@paolaescobari888 Maybe, but I know in the southern US states, a toilet is commonly referred to as a stool. As a northern gal that moved to the south, I remember arguing with my ex mother in law when she told me something was in the bathroom by the stool. I said there is no stool in the bathroom. We went back and forth till I finally asked her if she meant the toilet....The south was a big culture shock for me ;)
I used to sleep with my arms crossed like a friggin vampire. My cousin still does. When I went for a sleep study, it didn't give me any answers cuz the room was so calm and nice I fell asleep right away and it was one of the best nights of sleep I've ever had. So it didn't catch my insomnia/issues with falling asleep. Or my night terrors. I might have been pure exhaustion though. I was with an abusive BF and was so stressed out. Omg. Being away from him and safe made me sleep really well.
1:09 I was literally about to start singing that one skeleton song it goes like ''the head bones connected to the back bone, the back bones connected to the hip bone'' etc etc ''doing the skeleton dance''
"conscious patients have a pulse" Except for that one time I did CPR so well the guy grabbed my hand and tried to pull it off. When I stopped compressions, he went limp and still had no pulse(confirmed by 3 other medical staff). This happened about 3-4 more times. Scariest thing that ever happened to me at that job.
Hearing you talk about your CMA is so refreshing. as a medical assistant we are hardly recognized in the medical field. but our job is very much needed. Thank you for that!
I remember hearing that it's called stool because in Victorian times you'd poop into a stool with a hole in it, so a polite way for a doctor to ask for some of your poop was to ask for a sample of your stool. You're welcome, finally I can bring something to this channel hahahah
Yeah that is true, but in a very round-about way. Stool is another name for feces because of that reason, so a stool sample is literally a feces sample.
@@ordinaryshiba Everyone that has gone to medical school is aware that stool and feces are synonymous, (as is most of the English-speaking population, haha;) he was asking WHY “stool” had come to be a synonym for feces - so, Tom’s answer was in fact the answer to the question that was truly being posited.
I work in Peds and anytime (inside or outside the office) that I see chubby baby thighs, I inevitably say “you’ve got perfect vaccine legs” in a little baby voice.
For some reason, as soon as I started playing Minesweeper at my school, everybody started playing it, even those who didn't know how to play. And I'm not even popular, so it makes no sense. There is no other reason everybody else started playing Minesweeper
I love the one about the veins. My girlfriend has studied medicine and always talks about how I’ve got really good veins and that’s one of the things she finds attractive about me. One of our quirks as a couple
I tend to look at veins first in people as well, old habit from military EMS. I've always been partial to going for the cephalic vein over the radius. It's nearly always in the same location, it's large enough for a large bore catheter and if I blow the vein there, I can still move proximal (up the arm) and the valves will protect from infiltration if I need that same branch, as going distal risks leakage from any blown sites closer to the heart. The meds or blood need to be in circulation, not pooled in an extremity!* *The best addition to our air ambulance fleet was whole blood, it saved thousands of lives in our recent wars!
Dr. Mike: *Sees green-ish garlic as a background* Dr. Mike: "Apple garlic - Apple garli- NO" Sam: "Apply" Dr. Mike: "Oh. Apply!" 😂 This killed me! In this video we see the effects of color on our perceptions of fruits and vegetables, but more research is needed.
@@frantisekfojt8688 ikr same! I was tried to look up what apple garlic was but just gave up and continued watching the video. I quickly realised after.
When Mike said that sometimes anesthesiologists do puzzles when your put to sleep, I got this image in my head of my doctor doing a puzzle while I was getting my tonsils removed. 😂
Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation". I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there". It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient. I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to achieve my objective.
In my HS accounting class I would finish my work early, so I taught myself how to play minesweeper. My classmates were impressed and I taught them over the smartboard.
"who named it a stool sample because the toilet doesn't look like a stool" See, Dr. Mike, there were these olden times when people didn't have indoor plumbing and you had a stool with a hole in it and a bucket inside it that you then emptied out the window into the street.
I might be mistaken, but I think "stool" is just an old term for feces. At least in German, it is that way: "Stuhl" (also German for chair/stool) is old German for feces. And doctors in Germany do ask for a "Stuhlprobe" (= stool sample).
Don't be stupid it is called a Stool sample not a seat sample. Stool just means feces, Dr Mike knows that he is a doctor for crying out loud. I have been to one of those RUclips spaces and they tell you to try to ask a stupid question that will be obvious to most people because it's a guaranteed way to boost your comments and get more engagement.
i was so stupid when i was seventeen. I liked to read outside sometimes, but, as you know, hard chairs are noooot the most comfortable for anyone to sit in for any length of time beyond 30 minutes. so i asked my dad one day to get me a hammock chair to hang from a tree and read. he told me there was some poison ivy at the base of the tree i should probably get rid of. i did. without gloves. so i was pulling it up, being stupid, wiping sweat from my face with poison ivy-coated hands and because it wasn't an immediate reaction i thought i was fine. three days later, it was so bad, itch relief was not doing anything, i had to go to my doctor to get a shot to help deal with it because i was having an allergic reaction (not anaphalactic thank gods) and it was giving me masses of thick rashes on my face, neck, arms, everywhere. point is, i learned a very important lesson that day: wear gloves when handling poison ivy, or else you will get a giant needle stuck in your butt cheek.
Doctor Mike is sus??
sus
Yes indeed
I see you every where!
I see you every where
@@saeesupekar9950 he is always everywhere cau he is ev----
*Gone
Respect to the people who can fall asleep on their back with their arms straight, I dunno how ya'll do it
I suppose u just have to get used to it 🤷♂️ i have had awful acid recently so started sleeping on my back. Arms on chest tho 😂
It's a acquired taste. You gotta land in the right position to be able to sleep like that.
Idk about other people, but I just lie down in that position and the next thing I know I’m asleep. It’s comfy
Yeah, I slept on my back, and both hands on my chest with a very quiet breathing, I scared all my friends, they said I slept like a dead person 🤣🤣
I am number 13 sleepposition but with folded hands like praying and i wake up like this most of the time
I like how Dr. Mike just completely malfunctioned when he read “Apple garlic”
I like that too. Glad to be acquainted with you
Had to unplug and plug in again.
Amogongus! 😳😳😳
what? when i look the comment outside its saying dr mike replied on this comment but when i come inside i found other two comments not dr mike's comment what went wrong?
@@daauudgaraad3775 me tooooooooo
mike: sometimes we leave instruments in the bowels
patient: *farts, sounds like trumpet*
💨🎺
tuba noises *womp womp womp
lol
LOL😂
"Apple garlic" followed by the Windows "denied" sound got me wheezing like a boiling kettle🤣🤣
Dream tea kettle moment.
Not funny didn’t laugh
Saammmmeeeeee
The Hitman Killbot knew there’d be a dream comment here
Lo0
Doctor Mike reads apple - stops working. Yeah, typical for a doctor
😂😂😂
an apply a day keeps the doc away
4th comment ayyyyy
@@TP_Rockstar lmao
@@TP_Rockstar lmao
Dr.Mike: "I can give examples how grammar is important."
Also Dr.Mike: *Apple Garlic to a freshly* 2:33 😂😂
🤣
so true hahah
Lol
I died there haaaaaaaahaaaaaaa
Um the sponge was on the bottom of dr.baileys shoes
0:32 I sleep like that, I also rap my comforter around me and it’s like a nice big hug. Also keeps me from having more pain in the morning from moving around and causing stress on injuries in sleep.
Dr. Mike talking about how Doctors have to be really careful when asking patients questions because they can mislead you reminds me of my grandmother.
She was the queen of this, she once told her heart doctor she didn't think she needed physical therapy anymore because she was active around the house, she did laundry, she vacuumed everyday. Her doctor was amazed at this and told her hey if you're doing all that at your age then that's excellent, and she'd take her off physical therapy. What she failed to mention was her vacuum was a Roomba and that I sorted, loaded, unloaded and folded the laundry, she added the soap and turned the machine on. Clever but sneaky.
Waa cannot read :((
they are very smart
ur grandma is gangstaaaa
It reminds me of my obgyn, when she asked me if i drink alcohol. I answered no... and she asked: you don't drink AT ALL? and i answered that on special occasions when my boyfriend has a drink I might taste a sip of it and remember that I don't like it. And she was like: so you drink.... 🙈
My grandma managed to get out of rehab after her knee replacement by saying she could get her laundry down the stairs to the basement. She dropped the bag over the railing...
Omgg when he was reading “Apple garlic…” I started seeing apple😂😂😂
Literally! For a second I thought I got blind.
😜🤣😂😂😂😂 haha!!!!!
@@rimadaschakraborty8411 omggg😂😂😂
I saw apple too at first. So cute how he does that
How did that happen...
Hey Dr. Mike! This is for the QnAs:
I love watermelons too much. I eat almost one small watermelon every day. Is there anything bad about that 😂
By the way I’m addicted to your channel too ❤️😁
I love your channel lol
Even steven’s he re nice
That'll give you diarrhea lolol
@BopisGamin such a failure
He should eat a boneless watermelon.
Watermelons > any food
Whenever your struggling in medical school always remember 2:26.
Words are hard and even the smartest medical doctors read as well as they write.
sus
0:55 can make your boss pay you for a lifetime without working.
Hello dabo life. You have been in 1,829 videos that I watched.
Why are you everywhee
I keep seeing your channel how?
why are you everywhere?
to meme
"Who sleeps like this?" People with back issues, Dr.Mike. It's the only way we're not in pain.
i feel like you'd be more comfortable with a pillow under your knees if you have back pain.. no?
@@KuehlartbyDeb Depends on the person and where the pain is, along with the type of pain.
This is the most comfortable position to sleep for me xD
Yes same here!!
Yes for sleeping on my backwith arms by my side is most comfortable for me I have a old back and neck injury, only way I can get at least 5 hours of solid sleep
"I would me more scared if the muscular system walked into my room"
Me who watched Attack on Titan: Yes I agree
hahahaha 😂 I’m so glad someone said it
my grandson spotted!
Lmao
@@cosmocadet9011 6 seconds ago
@@hanmashuji4978 nice
5:01 the alarm gave me ptsd bro- everyday waking up startled because of it but knowing that’s the only alarm that’s actually gonna wake me up/hear it-
“That shouldn’t be happening”- Dr. Mike
That’s exactly what I hear from every doctor explaining my symptoms.
Same!
Just proves that bodies are capable of very strange, anomalous things; and that doctors don't know everything.
If a medical doctor doesn't know, ask a naturopath. Can't hurt, even if some of it is probably placebo (one can argue the same of pharmaceutical products).
@@Tzara86 eh no.
when my new family doctor read my full medical history she looked at me and said, how are you not dead? Then she was amazed at how I did not seem scarred until she had to use a bright light and then she saw that most of my body is covered in scars. 75% 2nd degree flash burn, shot 3 times, stabbed 9, blown up 3 times, broke my back, and had both eyes punctured as well as entire right front of my skull crushed, and exposure to 220 mSV (radiation exposure at a leaking reactor).. Not all at once of course but over 30 years
@@VadulTharyshow does that happen to someone?? You got a dangerous job or just very bad luck?? I’m so sorry to hear you went through all that
I'm not sure why, but I'm really digging the green scrubs.
Brings out the green in his eyes 💚
same!
I'd suggest he needs to be careful with green because inevitably people will green screen his scrubs.
Same green is definitely his color!!
Different colored scrubs mean different things usually
The reason skeletons are used so much in so many different cultures is less about them “looking scary” and more of them just being a symbol of death. When our bodies decompose, our skeletons are left for future humans to dig up and find, so skeletons have always been around for people to look at way before modern medicine was ever a thing. I’m sure people in the middle ages would have been extremely scared by the muscles on a person, but how and why would they be seeing that on a regular basis. Skeletons are much more easily accessible and very recognisable to have as a symbol of something long dead.
Yep. You see a skeleton from someone who died in an area and are likely to nope out of there because of the natural response.
Very good point, interesting x
Woooow you think so ?
sd
If I don't get cremated, I want some animal bones added to my skeleton just to confuse future archeologists.
I've done two sleep studies, one in the clinic with all the wires and one at home with just a couple small things. both times I fell asleep *better* than I normally do (I have like zero circadian rhythm or regulation, sometimes I'll be unable to sleep for over 24 hours and other times I'll fall asleep in public or upright). Also the doctors both times were like "Yeah no idea why your sleep sucks so bad and you're never rested, maybe try keeping a schedule?" -_- never would have thought of that myself, thanks.
Apple garlic to… What?
Apple garlic…
Sam in the back hulking out, “it’s APPLY!!!!!”
Society: MILK MAKE STRONK
Dr Mike: No sir, that's cancer.
I LOST it🤣🤣🤣
Not necessarily cancer though. Made me think of fibrodysplasia (FOP) at first sight - and that one is not cancer. Worse than that, it's a nightmare... I wish I hadn't even heard of that.
Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation".
I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there".
It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient.
I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to achieve my objective.
No sit thats ANIMAL abuse
To chhese is tasty cancer
"Everyone in the room is identified"
Have you ever left someone inside a patient?
Ever seen anatomy park?
Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation".
I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there".
It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient.
I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to achieve my objective.
Well, if the patient is pregnant and its not a caesarean...
@@Srae17 that sounds so cool! I hope he sees it
Imagine when the person passed away, they find a wild head in their stomach 😂😂
0:22 to explain, this is a relaxation pose to balance the wellness of different parts of your body and to just ✨👁️👄👁️bReAtHe👁️👄👁️✨
I kept on reading “apply” as “Apple” too 😆
I think the green background made some of the garlics look like Granny Smith apples to me
I read it as app-ly XD
I read what you said as “app-lee”
3:44 Can confirm, my pharmacy still uses Windows XP and Internet Explorer.
the office i work at uses a charting system that ONLY runs on internet explorer and i die a little bit more everyday.
Man, and I thought working for McDonald’s with everything still running on Windows 7 was bad.
@@willieearles3151 windows 7 is the best windows OS tbh
As a Canadian, I can confirm our entire government does too
@@BeeTeaDubs ong yes I see the xp grassy fields on computers
Patient: "i drink occasionally"
Patient's son: "she means she occasionally sips on a 5th of vodka throughout the day"
Me as a nurse thinking: no wonder you're liver's shot
3:49 I believe a king once died of doing exactly that when ordered by their twin to only drink one glass of wine a day
One of my dad's favorite jokes is a doctor joke: So a doctor is seeing a patient and needs to write a prescription. He reaches for his pen but instead pulls out a rectal thermometer, and he says, "Oh great, some asshole's got my pen."
Lmao that's hilarious 😆
Uhh I didn't get it
@@TheVIYA because he put his pen in the patient instead of the rectal thermometer
Hahaha
I almost scrolled away without liking it. But I just couldn't do that...
No one:
Not even Bear:
Dr. Mike: Apple-nose syndrome
Apple garlic
Get him to a wall stat!
Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation".
I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there".
It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient.
I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to achieve my objective.
@@Srae17 gusto mo sampal
Mike: that was a dad joke
Subtitles: that was a dead joke
Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation".
I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there".
It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient.
I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to achieve my objective.
Hahahhq
@@Srae17 spamming is gonna get you ignored and probably blocked
That was a dad joke
Both are right.
the atrophy meme was GOLD
Mike: *has a medical licence in New York and New Jersey for family medicine and also a surgical licence*
Also Mike: "Wait I don't know, is there bacteria in the eye?"
If u don't forget ANYTHING after school You are not a human.
@@Bzhar02 fr, if you remember everything you learned, you must be a robot
@@frozenyogurtz2939 I'm pretty sure it's a joke, dudes - and by 'pretty sure' I mean 'absolutely positive.'
i wondered the same thing
@@Bzhar02 unless you have hyperthemesia
Dr. Mike: Your leg shouldn't be hurting if you didn't cut off circulation in your legs.
Me: *nervously sweating while random pain appears in my body everyday*
Lol
Same
Same
My biggest random pain turned out to be kidney stones.
The rest of them, I'unno.
@@CaptainSpycrab ooooh, that’s gotta hurt
Doctor Mike to the Anesthesiologist: "ICU, you're fine". See, you're making puns without even knowing it, Mike!
bold of you to assume it wasn't intentional!
Bold to assume it wouldn't be a bad pick up line either
Natural puns are the best!
5:39 Thanks for reminding me to take my anti-biotics.
Mike: "I can teach you a few things about grammar. ;)"
Meme: *Apply Garlic to an open cut or burn to immediately intensify the pain*
Also Mike: "Apple Garlic. Ap- Apple Garlic."
Idk about you but apple garlic Is my favorite fruit
@@geewillikers6159 It's a drehgama actually.
To be fair.
White text over a white backdrop like that is a stupid idea.
@@MisterSchitt it's for people who have dark theme🗿
I read apple as well 😂
Skeleton: Okay, looks like you can push it over
Muscular systems: Looks like the colossal titan, will destroy wall Maria
Yaaaaas!!! I though the same thing 😂. Is that you Armin????
@That 1 guy He should have pointed near the nape mid lecture and say, "But titans have one weakness, if you cut there nape..."
@That 1 guy another that guy hmmmmm
As a son of an anaesthesiological nurse I can relate - all my friends, including girlfriends have always been judged by my parent solely by the veins on their forearms.
I love it when phlebotomists complement my veins. I’ve got incredibly easy access into veins on my hands, wrist and elbow crevice.
@@speccogecko7296 My dad would really like you :D
A stool sample explained: in german a chair is called -> „Stuhl“.
„gang“ -> „the walk“ is the noun for „gehen“ -> to walk. The medical expression for bowel movement in german is -> „Stuhlgang“ because then you are walking to the toilett which is kind of a chair. For some reason the polite expression for „ feces“ is -> „Stuhl“. This expression is usually used in the medical field. Hope that helps :)
That does sound a bit like where I thought it came from. At least until I remembered that people did that way before the U-bend toilet was invented. Back then, there was the stool boy who was basically a kings port-a-potty. And that's also where the german slang of "sitting on a throne" comes from, when talking about the watered ceramics. I think the first "toilets" were mere chairs with holes in them.
Sorry if Game of Thrones has gotten a lot weirder just now.
Dr. Mike:"Don't do this or you'll end up in my office"
Everyone: Poisom Ivy it is
😂
Meanwhile
Dr. Mike:"This is that time where I'm like don't get your health advice from memes, this is the meme I was talking about"
Lol
I live in Australia. If I wind up in his office: something more than poison ivy has gone horribly wrong...
@@sentientshadow126 I'm in Canada so same here
So I’m an EMT and I remember a time when I had transported a patient to a hospital and while I’m writing my narrative on my tablet while waiting for my partner, a nurse out of nowhere comes up to me and says “Wow, you’ve got really nice veins”, so I check and say “yeah, guess I do”. This nurse then called over 4 other nurses just to check out my veins and so I was just standing there awkwardly holding my arm out while they were admiring them
😂😂😂
That's... Really creepy😅
lol I have really shitty veins but I've needed to have lots of blood drawn for various things, so over time I've learned how to help the nurses/phlebotomists find them more easily
one time I was trying to donate blood at a school drive and even though I passed the assessment, they couldn't find my veins fast enough so they just sent me back
@@Mangaka718 I have the same problems with my veins. I just tell them I'm a hard stick and either they try, fail, then send me to the guru on the team, or straight to the guru. I've given up on trying to donate blood because either I get sick or I bleed like 2mL a minute and take too long. Heck, even getting a tiny vial of my blood drawn anymore makes me dizzy. I actually worried the last people who did it because they took my pressure before the draw and then after I started not feeling well, and it had plummeted. Gotta say though, I love EMT's and prior combat medics taking my blood. Always the easiest and least painful
Dr Mike: explains how important grammar is
Also Dr Mike 2 seconds later: Apple garlic to freshly.. Wait what
Apple garlic to a freshly
Sam: APPLY 😂😂😂😂💀
Doctor: You are what you eat
Me: No wonder people call me childish
Wait a minute...
WHATTT 😭😭😭
Doctor Mike: Shows skull. Me: "oh that's not so scary.." Doctor Mike: Shows Muscular Me: "That's not muscular that's a Titan."
LOL
Sasageyo
@@revaille._su Sasageyo
@@stupidmemes3251
shinzo sasageyo
It kinda looks like handsome squidward.
Dr. Mike: Have you SEEN the muscles of the face!?
Attack on Titan Fans: 👀
Well, the fact that when the video suddenly show the muscles, at my country it was 3am and i’m alone in a dark room and it scared me to death-
I was thinking literally the same
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS 😂
I was about to say the same 😂😂😂
@@butterbreaded_ I got so scared I clicked off the vid, went to the comments and looked for people who could relate, and I found you😅
Dr Mike: " who plays minesweeper"
Me:".......US soldiers?"
And children in Africa. They don't even need PC.
@@ComissarYarrick yeah man, they are playing on hard mode because one wrong move, they starve to death or they have to pick chocolate off of trees
@@kajalvpatel ok 1. Not exactly that's a bit stereotypical. 2 yes If they mess up MAYBE something life threatening could happen
Please just don't think that's what happens
Thank you Dr Mike for all the medical information you've helped us with❤
You do not get “too excited” it’s cute as hell how excited you get. Your eyes get a little wider when you are talking about something you are passion about, it’s interesting in a good way 😆
"cause conscious patients have a pulse" that made me laugh way too hard
I know so little about the heart. On tv when someone's "having a heart attack" they like clutch at themselves, and say "Oh, no, my arm is numb!" and stuff like that before they finally collapse on the floor (and *then* someone runs up with the paddle things yelling "clear!")
So, I had been under the impression that if the pulse had *just* stopped, that the person might not be unconscious *yet* for a little bit.
Now that I think of it thought, the thought of being *awake* as your ribs are broken is pretty dang terrifying. Though I did read a story once about a person who had to have some sort of heart surgery and had to be awake the whole time.
Anyway, that was a really long and insufficiently-caffeinated way of saying, that comment might have sounded mind-bendingly obvious, but it actually was information that I actually hadn't been sure of before hearing it.
@@skaryzgik Well, there is a delay, but it's like 3-5seconds. By the time somebody's checked if there was a pulse, the patient is definitely unconcious.
@@kombava7275 3 - 5 seconds and often enough, the patient briefly does the Funky Chicken on the floor. That pseudo-seizure confuses some the first time that they witness it.
Too short for a proper grand mal, it's the brain's way of saying "WTF are you doing to me?!" after losing oxygen and fuel.
Which is not a 100% true btw. When resuscitatating, especially on patients that have gone into cardiac arrest not too long ago, poeple can actually "wake up" on the Chest-Compressions since there's Bloodflow to the Brain again. But as soon as you stop the compressions, they "die" again (drift back again into unconsciousness) because they did not yet archieve a ROSC and you have to keep going with the CPR.
@@skaryzgik they didn't feel pain, it's really weird, it's like if someone poked you all over(lightly) where you could feel the pressure, but it's a scalpel cutting into you
“Who sleeps like this?!”
Me : My grandma.
She also has to sleep in some weird box so yea
Omfg 🤣
My grandpa sleeps like this too
He’s been sleeping for 3 years
I sleep like this all the time. Usually, by morning, I'm laying on my left side, but I always start my sleep on my back with my arms straight by my side.
0:25 years ago in a summer camp, sleeping in one room with like 15 kids (all girls 10-16yo, i was there as a adult if anything happened) i realized i can fall asleep and sleep trough whole night without any significant movement or rotation in the coffin pose
I love how he’s definitely educated on a lot of stuff, but still isn’t afraid to ask questions he doesn’t know the answers to. Some adults are just so egotistic because they’ve been termed an expert and then go ahead to say inaccurate stuff.
yea i like that about him
Exactly!!
yup
Remember, kids. A lot of things out there are just like perfection. They're a journey, not a destination.
And there’s also stuff he doesn’t seem to want to learn…
Mike: If you hit a pain on yourself and it goes away, that should be concerning.
Sore muscles: 😑
I have pain and other sensations on my body sometimes, and smacking or pinching the area gets it to stop. I think it's a nerve issue.
@@crystald3655 I'm not a doctor, I'm just a guy with a ton of weird health issues, but what I've heard is that sometimes basically nerves get into a feedback loop and adding something else in there can delay it enough that it can't jump start itself in time before it dies off like it should have half an hour earlier.
@@crystald3655 same happens with me-
🤣🤣
“We’ve left instruments in our patients-“
*Violent Flashbacks Of The Sponge*
Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation".
I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there".
It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient.
I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to achieve my objective.
when he was talking about being a gymnist in his sleep that reminded me of this one time I did a 180 in my sleep and woke up with all the blankets off the bed and one pillow under my back and the other one being squished by my leg. It was a great sleep however one of the best I can remember.
"Scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room"
Me: *thinks about the colossal titan from Aot* I would agree
He ate Eren's cheese burger 😭🍔
Exactly my thoughts 😂
“We’ve left instruments in patients.”
K so they gonna sound like a violin? Or they gonna die?
As a violinist I’m 100% sure they’re gna sound like a violin playing Beethoven’s 5th symphony when they run lmao
@Doctor mike Scammer detected.
@Doctor mike stop scamming people. You dont even have the same username (you didnt capitalize Mike)
exersing*
*violin noises*
No, organ.
“Mom I want Attack on Titan”
“There’s Attack on Titan at home”
The Attack on Titan at home: 2:06
😂
O it does kinda look like the colossal titan
@@idk_what_im_doing_with_my_6593 I mean... you're technically right
@Perez Rodriques ah I just meant the structure of the face was very similar
@@idk_what_im_doing_with_my_6593 it's because they're face is literally just muscle 👁👄👁
and remember...
you should always stop
CPR after the second
"ouch" from the patient.
Doctor mike: You should stop on the first ouch
5:30 when he starts talking about doctors leaving instruments in different organs, rather than medical equipment, I'm just imagining a trombone lodged into someone's ribcage or something
My kind of instrument!
I played that in Marching Band!
That red percussion sticks are for sure helping the heart with beating.
Poison Ivy Meme: My dad tells the most hilarious story from his childhood. He had always wanted to go camping with his older brother and his friends. So they finally let him go, but the put him on toilet paper duty... where he had to gather leaves to use as toilet paper while they were out camping. So he goes out, finds the biggest leaves he can find, rubs them on his face and arms to make sure they are soft enough... and picks them and brings a huge bundle back to camp. The next morning they had to rush all of the other boys to the hospital, save my dad who has never reacted to poison ivy in his life.... needless to say he never got put on toilet paper duty again.
Ouch
i wish every teacher like Mike. Entertaining and learning at the same time.
same
And flirting
@@dylanwilliams2527 hold up-
3:45 not me actually playing mine sweeper in this exact moment 😂😂😂😂
(I have to start again)
Skeleton: spooky "scary skeletons send shivers down your spine"
Muscular system: (colossal titan theme)
1:42
I like the reference 😁
Attack on Titan IRL
Attack on titan lmao
AOT lol
what is tack on titan
“The people who fall asleep on their back with their arms straight scare me.”
Me: *Does it so there’s no one behind me and I see my whole room*
It doesn't sound like a fun world - ironic.
Same lmao sometimes I even cross my arms over my chest cause it’s comfy 😭
@@elliekinzz1 When I do that it’s feels like I’m in a coffin. Lol.
I sometimes sleep like that so I don’t wake up the next morning with a dislocated shoulder blade from sleeping on my side
When I was younger I slept like that and my parents had to check if I was alive lol
Doctor mike: "Who plays mine sweeper?"
Me: "Me 5 minutes before watching your video"
Yes! I was searching for that comment!
I was literally playing during that video :D
Fun fact I think doctor Mike may like: In the First Aid handbook in my country, it states that "In cass of head injur, you should not apply a tourniquet to the neck". THIS MEANS SOMEONE HAS
I love the fact that you want RNA and DNA to get together, then explain how they are starcrossed lovers that would end in a cancerous tragedy.
PRESERVE THE 69 LIKES
AND
They have an affair tho
Doctor Mike: "You will end up in my office"
Me: *PEWOOP*
*PEWOOP*
*PEWOOP*
PEWOOP
Dr Mike: “I can give you so many examples of how important grammar is”
also mike 2 seconds later : Apple garlic to a freshly-
Thanks Dr Mike I’m learning a lot.
LMFAO
Lol
Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation".
I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there".
It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient.
I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to achieve my objective.
Lmao welp a fact from dr mike would always keep you away from danger
@@Founderschannel123 Can’t deny that
8:44 you think that’s bad I wake up in a circle shape😂😂😂
The "stool" concept referring to both the chair and feces comes from history. People would squat over a "stool" to do their business and kings even had a person who was appointed as the "Keeper of the Stool". This person monitored the "quality" of what was being produced and usually had a high ranking because of the level of vulnerability it puts the leader in.
As a correction: the title was Groom of the Stool. The Groom would be selected from the King's closest friends hence why they were typically noblemen.
Grooms of the Stool had many other roles besides the bathroom part. They were confidantes, personal secretaries and had control over the royal household finances.
Lol, I just learned this in my history class 😂
I saw some old ones in 2 castles in England and the have a drawer under the box with the hole, so they pull the drawer out and empty the stool outside, then clean it and put it back. Those boxes had some luxurious cushions
Isn't it because it is Stuhl in German and Stoel in Dutch, and since English has Germanic roots probably in old English it was something like that as well?
@@paolaescobari888 Maybe, but I know in the southern US states, a toilet is commonly referred to as a stool. As a northern gal that moved to the south, I remember arguing with my ex mother in law when she told me something was in the bathroom by the stool. I said there is no stool in the bathroom. We went back and forth till I finally asked her if she meant the toilet....The south was a big culture shock for me ;)
I used to sleep with my arms crossed like a friggin vampire. My cousin still does.
When I went for a sleep study, it didn't give me any answers cuz the room was so calm and nice I fell asleep right away and it was one of the best nights of sleep I've ever had. So it didn't catch my insomnia/issues with falling asleep. Or my night terrors. I might have been pure exhaustion though. I was with an abusive BF and was so stressed out. Omg. Being away from him and safe made me sleep really well.
Well it looks like you diagnosed and fixed the problem. Good job!
@PragmaticAntithesis nope. Even after he's gone I still have night terrors most nights and really bad insomnia/pain-somnia.
@samanthastuessel7986 I have had night terrors my whole life I don't have an answer but I definitely empathize with you
God bless you 🙏
2:26 apple garlic😂😂😂😂
I watched the “Apple Garlic to a freshly” part a couple of times 😂
1:09 I was literally about to start singing that one skeleton song it goes like ''the head bones connected to the back bone, the back bones connected to the hip bone'' etc etc ''doing the skeleton dance''
"Do u have bacteria inside ur eyeball?" UR THE DOCTOR HERE
@@hi7715 shut tf up
@@_xSamurai what they say
@@manbehindthewindow7168 Probably spam
Mmm somebody mustve fried it up and ate it. Tastey tastey spam
@@_xSamurai wdym what did they say
"conscious patients have a pulse"
Except for that one time I did CPR so well the guy grabbed my hand and tried to pull it off. When I stopped compressions, he went limp and still had no pulse(confirmed by 3 other medical staff). This happened about 3-4 more times. Scariest thing that ever happened to me at that job.
Hearing you talk about your CMA is so refreshing. as a medical assistant we are hardly recognized in the medical field. but our job is very much needed. Thank you for that!
I can confirm, I was traumatized as a kid by the body exhibit
I remember hearing that it's called stool because in Victorian times you'd poop into a stool with a hole in it, so a polite way for a doctor to ask for some of your poop was to ask for a sample of your stool. You're welcome, finally I can bring something to this channel hahahah
Yeah that is true, but in a very round-about way.
Stool is another name for feces because of that reason, so a stool sample is literally a feces sample.
@@ordinaryshiba Everyone that has gone to medical school is aware that stool and feces are synonymous, (as is most of the English-speaking population, haha;) he was asking WHY “stool” had come to be a synonym for feces - so, Tom’s answer was in fact the answer to the question that was truly being posited.
etymology!👍
“The people who fall asleep on their back with their arms by their sides scares me”. I was today years old when I found out Dr Mike is scared of me.
I'm impressed.
but like how
I ❤️ seals
Yep me too
Me too! My roommates used to say that I looked like a dead body..also my eyelids would be a lil open.🤣🤣
6:14 I can totally confirm this.
My aunt's an anesthetist and she always looks at me and says "What a good veins to draw blood!"
I work in Peds and anytime (inside or outside the office) that I see chubby baby thighs, I inevitably say “you’ve got perfect vaccine legs” in a little baby voice.
For some reason, as soon as I started playing Minesweeper at my school, everybody started playing it, even those who didn't know how to play. And I'm not even popular, so it makes no sense. There is no other reason everybody else started playing Minesweeper
I love the one about the veins. My girlfriend has studied medicine and always talks about how I’ve got really good veins and that’s one of the things she finds attractive about me. One of our quirks as a couple
Umh... has she passed the garlic test?
I tend to look at veins first in people as well, old habit from military EMS.
I've always been partial to going for the cephalic vein over the radius. It's nearly always in the same location, it's large enough for a large bore catheter and if I blow the vein there, I can still move proximal (up the arm) and the valves will protect from infiltration if I need that same branch, as going distal risks leakage from any blown sites closer to the heart.
The meds or blood need to be in circulation, not pooled in an extremity!*
*The best addition to our air ambulance fleet was whole blood, it saved thousands of lives in our recent wars!
Dr. Mike: *Sees green-ish garlic as a background*
Dr. Mike: "Apple garlic - Apple garli- NO"
Sam: "Apply"
Dr. Mike: "Oh. Apply!"
😂 This killed me! In this video we see the effects of color on our perceptions of fruits and vegetables, but more research is needed.
Yeah, I figured that's what threw him off 😆
I couldn't figure out why did he always stop reading because I saw apples too 😂
@@frantisekfojt8688 ikr same! I was tried to look up what apple garlic was but just gave up and continued watching the video. I quickly realised after.
I love how he gives us facts and information after reaction to the memes.
When Mike said that sometimes anesthesiologists do puzzles when your put to sleep, I got this image in my head of my doctor doing a puzzle while I was getting my tonsils removed. 😂
me: has big blue visible embossed veins
the nurse strangling my arm: -why can't I see your veins
Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation".
I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there".
It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient.
I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to achieve my objective.
Probably needed glasses.
0:34
“Who sleeps like that?!”
*Slowly packs my things and leaves*
YOURE A MONSTER
HOW ☹️
THAT MUST BE PAINFUL
@@LORILUMZ it’s quite comfy doe…
I sometimes sleep like that…
"I only do chest compressions, when the heart declines..to beat. See that, that was a dad joke." Was it, Doctor Mike? Or was it a dead joke?
It will be if he doesn't do those chest compressions
@@NessaOfDorthonion 🤣🤣
bruh
69 Likes im not ruining it
Even the captions say "dead joke"
5:39 pro doctor: is there bacteria in your eyeball. Me: your a doctor 😂😂
The fact that doctor mike's asks his patients about domestic violence makes me feel so happy 🥺
yes
gs
Definitely. We need more physicians like Doctor Mike who can help a patient of his get out of an abusive relationship.
This muscular dude is scary.
Proceed to show the miniature version of collosal titan
@Doctor mike BEGONE BOT
*Trys to eat doctor mikes hand*
@Dumpling oh you will LOVE boiled potatoes
@Dumpling also wtf is this has to do with this video, comment, and reply altogether?
Doctor Mike: where is the sponge?
Me: in a pineapple under the sea.
Haha I love that SpongeBob reference
Ok that's a good one.
This is good
Daddy
doctor Mike has to be the funniest doctor ever 💀
In my HS accounting class I would finish my work early, so I taught myself how to play minesweeper. My classmates were impressed and I taught them over the smartboard.
I was genuinely amazed when I had to teach a classmate a grade below me how to play minesweeper. I thought everyone knew how.
"who named it a stool sample because the toilet doesn't look like a stool"
See, Dr. Mike, there were these olden times when people didn't have indoor plumbing and you had a stool with a hole in it and a bucket inside it that you then emptied out the window into the street.
Exactly, chamberpots 🤣
Well, he is a medical doctor, not a history doctorate.
I might be mistaken, but I think "stool" is just an old term for feces. At least in German, it is that way: "Stuhl" (also German for chair/stool) is old German for feces. And doctors in Germany do ask for a "Stuhlprobe" (= stool sample).
@@m.h.6470 Die Wortherkunft ist die selbe, man bezog das auf den Stuhl, auf den man sich beim defekieren gesetzt hat
Don't be stupid it is called a Stool sample not a seat sample. Stool just means feces, Dr Mike knows that he is a doctor for crying out loud. I have been to one of those RUclips spaces and they tell you to try to ask a stupid question that will be obvious to most people because it's a guaranteed way to boost your comments and get more engagement.
mike: "if you do this you will end up in my office..."
me: say less
i was so stupid when i was seventeen. I liked to read outside sometimes, but, as you know, hard chairs are noooot the most comfortable for anyone to sit in for any length of time beyond 30 minutes. so i asked my dad one day to get me a hammock chair to hang from a tree and read. he told me there was some poison ivy at the base of the tree i should probably get rid of. i did. without gloves. so i was pulling it up, being stupid, wiping sweat from my face with poison ivy-coated hands and because it wasn't an immediate reaction i thought i was fine. three days later, it was so bad, itch relief was not doing anything, i had to go to my doctor to get a shot to help deal with it because i was having an allergic reaction (not anaphalactic thank gods) and it was giving me masses of thick rashes on my face, neck, arms, everywhere. point is, i learned a very important lesson that day: wear gloves when handling poison ivy, or else you will get a giant needle stuck in your butt cheek.