I Treated Dr. Fauci in Bio Inc. Redemption

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  • Опубликовано: 20 окт 2024
  • I loved playing the original Bio Inc on this channel, and now that I’ve got a powerful new PC gaming laptop, I can play the sequel: Bio Inc Redemption! My ego may have gotten the best of me when I decided I didn’t need to take the tutorial and learn the game. I mean, I am a REAL doctor, I should be able to play one in a video game, right? I try my hand at saving three lives: Dr. Anthony Fauci, Tiger King’s Joe Exotic, and his nemesis Carol Baskin. I battle Parkinson’s, strokes, hypertension, testicular cancer, and so much more. Let me know what I could have done differently down in the comments.
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  • @GavinRSullivan
    @GavinRSullivan 4 года назад +8587

    Imagine your doctor walking in to the room, seeing your chart and screaming, “OH NO! I SHOULD’VE WATCHED THE TUTORIAL!”

    • @likhitha2131
      @likhitha2131 4 года назад +326

      I-
      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sabeano3802
      @sabeano3802 4 года назад +86

      @@likhitha2131 you?

    • @haicoai6269
      @haicoai6269 4 года назад +12

      yesruclips.net/video/zFJ2AN_CZH8J/видео.html

    • @noriakikakyoin3666
      @noriakikakyoin3666 4 года назад +70

      pls tell my bro to delete my search history

    • @RavenMistwolf
      @RavenMistwolf 4 года назад +81

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
      You made me laugh so spontaneously, my cat got up, walked over to me, and head butted me to see if I was okay.

  • @solryn
    @solryn 3 года назад +4684

    Gamers when they rage: AAAAAAA
    Dr. Mike when he rages: *CHEST COMPRESSIONS*

    • @abigalerose1410
      @abigalerose1410 3 года назад +194

      He goes into critical care mode.

    • @bexxp1924
      @bexxp1924 3 года назад +31

      @@abigalerose1410 STOP BAHAHAH 😂✋

    • @purifiedyogurt
      @purifiedyogurt 3 года назад +14

      That intro was so funny

    • @bethconroy4692
      @bethconroy4692 3 года назад +5

      So true😂😂

    • @someprotogenonYT
      @someprotogenonYT 3 года назад +18

      CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS

  • @lolnou2225
    @lolnou2225 3 года назад +3241

    Never seen high brain activity cause a nose bleed

    • @sandhya2423
      @sandhya2423 3 года назад +45

      u shouldnt try maybe

    • @joybrock2385
      @joybrock2385 3 года назад +11

      Lol

    • @rangerfox6117
      @rangerfox6117 3 года назад +120

      Many the ghosts of the people he killed punched him

    • @xrefed
      @xrefed 3 года назад +6

      @@rangerfox6117 lmao

    • @user-no3id7li4h
      @user-no3id7li4h 3 года назад +5

      @@rangerfox6117 yeah i did

  • @ninjaexitonly
    @ninjaexitonly 4 года назад +6758

    I’m seriously dying laughing at the fact that doctor Mike was so stressed out about killing Dr Fauci that he gave himself a nosebleed.

    • @dariusashouri2439
      @dariusashouri2439 3 года назад +332

      im so curious how mike passed interview for medical school LMAO

    • @masonalbritton652
      @masonalbritton652 3 года назад +174

      It was like an anime irl lmao

    • @sonyaflexhaug3367
      @sonyaflexhaug3367 3 года назад +19

      Lol yeah

    • @lolhi2867
      @lolhi2867 3 года назад +14

      @@ambermaranonc.4054 no one cares

    • @DrDipsh1t
      @DrDipsh1t 3 года назад +54

      May be an indicator of hyper tension. Quick use the alpha blockers! lol

  • @sal6923
    @sal6923 4 года назад +3105

    "HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM IS FAILING, CHEST COMPRESSIONS"
    Me: Seems legit

  • @laurascott1390
    @laurascott1390 4 года назад +3626

    When you're a certified doctor but become so stressed and upset by killing a patient in a game...your nose bleeds

    • @SCP--pr1yd
      @SCP--pr1yd 3 года назад +141

      That just shows how much enthusiasm he has in medical stuff

    • @darthgonk7979
      @darthgonk7979 3 года назад +13

      Lmao

    • @coryclark5442
      @coryclark5442 2 года назад +51

      It honestly pretty reassuring that doctors who care as much as him are out there to help our dumb asses when we slowly kill ourselves XD

    • @CaseyShontz
      @CaseyShontz 2 года назад +13

      To be fair it was Dr Fauci

    • @KurtCobain-vh2sd
      @KurtCobain-vh2sd 2 года назад +6

      No, when you're a certified doctor, yet you say you don't need a tutorial, but you end up killing your patiwents

  • @zoez3049
    @zoez3049 4 года назад +4053

    "We need to treat the stroke quickly!"
    "Okay, here we go, YOGA!"

  • @claudiaorozco8732
    @claudiaorozco8732 4 года назад +3876

    *Fauci’s heart is literally bleeding and NS is breaking down*
    Dr. Mike: Dr. Fauci works out more now! So proud 😊

    • @asongucollins5917
      @asongucollins5917 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/lHkNh0hlflU/видео.html

    • @dancechica
      @dancechica 4 года назад +67

      😆 I know, right? His nervous system was 7% and he's doing marathons??

    • @maggpiprime954
      @maggpiprime954 4 года назад +31

      Way to pump the bleed out more efficiently!

    • @Crumplxx
      @Crumplxx 4 года назад +9

      @@maggpiprime954 I hate losing bleed
      Sorry (don’t edit that or this comment won’t make sense ;3)

    • @maggpiprime954
      @maggpiprime954 4 года назад +3

      @@Crumplxx No, I did mean "bleed," as in the present tense of "bled."
      Like, "the victim bled out," or "don't let him bleed out, call the ambulance."
      Sorry it's not as funny as a typo.
      Edit: Ya know what? You're right. It _is_ a typo. It should say "bleed-out."

  • @popff7
    @popff7 3 года назад +576

    I love how he just says it calmly; "His nervous system is failing."

  • @greenjeanssewing
    @greenjeanssewing 4 года назад +2345

    They need to call the points “insurance coverage” for added realism.

    • @dinazwitscher9872
      @dinazwitscher9872 4 года назад +13

      True

    • @emilycopeland2206
      @emilycopeland2206 4 года назад +3

      💯❗️❗️❗️

    • @-----REDACTED-----
      @-----REDACTED----- 3 года назад +38

      So non-US patients get nigh-unlimited points up front?

    • @theguy1240
      @theguy1240 2 года назад +3

      You know hospitals will save your life without insurance right? That’s why insurance is so expensive, so hospitals can pay to help people who don’t have it and are in critical condition

    • @myapnikerynic
      @myapnikerynic 3 месяца назад

      @@-----REDACTED----- Yes but the treatment will be slower and have a negative impact on nervous system parameter.

  • @shyandagger4135
    @shyandagger4135 4 года назад +822

    “Oh my god my nose is bleeding” he really got stressed about losing Dr. Fauci 😂

    • @sachinsb143
      @sachinsb143 4 года назад +22

      Wait isn't that serious that his nose was bleeding???!!!!!!

    • @Dragonbleps
      @Dragonbleps 4 года назад +46

      @@sachinsb143 I mean, it's not a GOOD thing, but it's also fairly common for some people to get little nosebleeds regularly or under certain conditions. 99% of the time it's short and there's no long lasting effects so he'll be fine :P

    • @shyandagger4135
      @shyandagger4135 4 года назад +34

      @@sachinsb143 usually not a big deal. I get nose bleeds pretty frequently and they go away fairly quickly. Especially in the colder weather when I am blowing my nose more often or when it’s really hot and dry. There’s a lot of small blood vessels in the nose so if the nasal membranes dry out or become irritated in some way it can happen.

    • @wainyyy
      @wainyyy 3 года назад +3

      Doctor's popping

  • @midnightblue2009
    @midnightblue2009 3 года назад +1000

    Dr Mike getting upset over losing fake patients is the most wholesome thing I have ever seen.

    • @oceanapearl3503
      @oceanapearl3503 3 года назад +5

      PERIOD

    • @v1p3rlotus
      @v1p3rlotus 3 года назад +17

      **smack*
      *CHEST COMPRESSIONS*

    • @LunaProtogen
      @LunaProtogen 2 года назад +15

      @@oceanapearl3503 No it's a nosebleed, but I guess they're close enough.

    • @glazedstarlight9734
      @glazedstarlight9734 2 года назад +5

      now imagine him losing real patients

    • @betka5791
      @betka5791 2 года назад

      Especially fauci

  • @sealogic4552
    @sealogic4552 4 года назад +969

    Carol: “What treatment are you giving me?”
    Dr. Mike: “Better Genetics”

    • @inspiredby624
      @inspiredby624 4 года назад +24

      I wish that was possible in rl haha

    • @MisterFusion113
      @MisterFusion113 4 года назад +7

      Liz Parrish: "obviously start with that."

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl 4 года назад +7

      I mean, gene therapy is a thing, but yeah, that's a stupid way of naming it. 😂

    • @haicoai6269
      @haicoai6269 4 года назад

      yesruclips.net/video/zFJ2AN_CZH8J/видео.html

  • @ImitationBrand
    @ImitationBrand 4 года назад +629

    "No no he's dying because in the beginning I didn't know what to do!!!" lol Dr. Mike, isn't that the history of medicine in a nutshell?

    • @oscarwang7227
      @oscarwang7227 3 года назад +48

      What do you mean I wasn’t supposed to cut his arm off, cut his arteries, put leeches on him, make him drink mercury, stab him repeatedly, set his flesh on fire, and feed him live frogs?

    • @popmasteralan5594
      @popmasteralan5594 3 года назад +5

      @@oscarwang7227 also sacrificing him

    • @oscarwang7227
      @oscarwang7227 3 года назад +11

      @@popmasteralan5594 can’t die of disease if I already killed him and sacrificed him to Satan. Checkmate posers

  • @sonyaflexhaug3367
    @sonyaflexhaug3367 3 года назад +500

    Probably because she killed her husband.
    Me:*snirk*...... WAIT

  • @tawanamhembere2547
    @tawanamhembere2547 4 года назад +612

    thats the most agressive CHEST COMPRESSIONS hes ever said

    • @haicoai6269
      @haicoai6269 4 года назад +4

      yesruclips.net/video/zFJ2AN_CZH8J/видео.html

    • @dinazwitscher9872
      @dinazwitscher9872 4 года назад +2

      He should have said it three times though 😑

    • @trannhathoa8820
      @trannhathoa8820 3 года назад +2

      Can someone make a compilation of dr mike saying chest compressions

  • @stargrazer2038
    @stargrazer2038 4 года назад +653

    Dr.mike *failing a game* "I should have watched the tutorial"
    Me *confused on one question* "I should have studied"

    • @avocado3-in-182
      @avocado3-in-182 4 года назад +6

      @@aryabha6236 that's this video's link. What are you trying to say?

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад

      OH NOOOOOO!!! Most people agree that my vids are the worst on RUclips. I agree to disagree. Please agree to disagree with the haters, dear hey

  • @ishal4159
    @ishal4159 3 года назад +130

    imagine going to the doctor for help and they yell "WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH POINTS!"

  • @AlexBormel
    @AlexBormel 4 года назад +526

    Every time he said “I should have watched the Tutorial” I couldn’t stop laughing.

    • @sparrow4852
      @sparrow4852 3 года назад +20

      Doctor: “...so unfortunately we severed one of your nerves and you are now paralysed from the waist down.”
      Patient: “Wtf, why?”
      Doctor: “Don’t ask me dude. The surgeon didn’t watch the tutorial”

  • @justanormaldude42069
    @justanormaldude42069 4 года назад +858

    Dr Mike: *Nose bleeds*
    Person behind the camera: *cAcKlEs*

    • @francishill838
      @francishill838 4 года назад +36

      Bio Inc.'s new disclaimer: Play under supervision, may cause nosebleeds.

    • @mysticphantom9870
      @mysticphantom9870 3 года назад +4

      I guess evil machines are proud

  • @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.
    @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. 3 года назад +284

    I don't think I've legitimately ever seen anyone get so stressed that they get a nosebleed.
    Neat.

  • @kellbing
    @kellbing 4 года назад +256

    Imagine going to the doctor for treatment and being told "I'm sorry, but I don't have enough points to treat you."

    • @Little8Mochi
      @Little8Mochi 4 года назад +18

      Or how about, we don't accept your insurance?

    • @doctorpc1531
      @doctorpc1531 4 года назад +16

      "Oh my God, I should've watched the tutorial" would be a fun one to hear, too, perhaps from your dentist while she's performing a root canal.

  • @kimberlybredeson1966
    @kimberlybredeson1966 4 года назад +1139

    Dr. Mike: Let me know if you want me to play the death version of this game.
    Me: Isn't that what he just played?

  • @z_hopster23
    @z_hopster23 4 года назад +93

    I played version of this game with a friend. We were joking about how hairy my legs are and he then proceeded to name the virus we made in the game after said hairy legs. It was really weird to hear that my hairy legs cause nausea and death.

    • @Malyari
      @Malyari 3 года назад +3

      Wait what💀I also have hairy legs...💀

    • @benedictcorpuz5582
      @benedictcorpuz5582 Год назад

      @@Malyari 💀💀💀💀

  • @krestedking1398
    @krestedking1398 4 года назад +768

    Nobody:
    Doctor Mike: *slams table *CHEST COMPRESSIONS!!!!

    • @stockontruthchannel2631
      @stockontruthchannel2631 4 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/Kga7KzFAsLM/видео.html

    • @misterminutes4504
      @misterminutes4504 4 года назад +8

      Doctor Mike would have animated that table if he didn't stop 🤣🤣🤣

    • @asongucollins5917
      @asongucollins5917 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/lHkNh0hlflU/видео.html

    • @leahroberts1677
      @leahroberts1677 4 года назад +4

      Nobody:
      Doctor Mike: *bounces in chair aggressively* FAUCI FAUCI FAUCI

  • @daniellevonderlin5926
    @daniellevonderlin5926 4 года назад +422

    It was cute how sad he got every time his patient died. He's such a caring doctor that he mourns his fictional patient's deaths. : )

  • @jesbinjose6276
    @jesbinjose6276 4 года назад +113

    Fauci: has a stroke
    Dr Mike: you depressed?

  • @butter7790
    @butter7790 4 года назад +377

    You know he's the real one when he screams "Chest compressions" in the intro, right after destroying a whole desk

  • @gennesispopovici5418
    @gennesispopovici5418 4 года назад +610

    Dr Mike casually: She has chronic stress and a nervous breakdown..... probably because she killed her husband.”
    LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @comkver
      @comkver 4 года назад

      Kid has no shame

    • @2byoung
      @2byoung 4 года назад

      😆😂😆😂

    • @flux.aeterna
      @flux.aeterna 4 года назад +1

      “Probably because she was raped and abused by her husband and had to take drastic measures to escape”

    • @thanan1614
      @thanan1614 4 года назад

      onetopbbloveyou.link

    • @haicoai6269
      @haicoai6269 4 года назад

      yesruclips.net/video/zFJ2AN_CZH8J/видео.html

  • @trevorcook8374
    @trevorcook8374 3 года назад +27

    I'd normally never say something as awkward as this but.. that 4:14 - 4:16 and the jumping up and down while nervously exclaiming "Fauci! Fauci! Fauci!" was probably one of the more adorable things ive seen in the last week. Lmao.

  • @halaabdelal1722
    @halaabdelal1722 4 года назад +367

    Dr Fauci >> having a stroke
    Dr Mike: let’s get him to do some YOGA

  • @Laura_Norda
    @Laura_Norda 4 года назад +123

    Dan in the background laughing hysterically at Mike's nosebleed - SUCH a good friend XD

  • @llamasr2legit
    @llamasr2legit 4 года назад +35

    "No! I need three points for antidepressants!" I felt that

  • @liana-gao
    @liana-gao 4 года назад +318

    Game: We strongly advise you not to skip the tutorial-
    Mike: *No❤️*

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +459

    Mike is hands down the coolest doctor I've ever seen.

  • @lovesleep_
    @lovesleep_ 3 года назад +17

    Nervous system failing along with muscular system:
    ChEsT cOMpReSsIoNs

  • @maddisonrxse
    @maddisonrxse 4 года назад +500

    Game: His patient dying
    Dr Mike: *yells at screen Intensively*
    Me: CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS CHEST COMPRESSIONS
    Dr Mike: "CHEST COMPRESSIONS"
    I laughed way to hard when his patients died 😂😂

    • @asongucollins5917
      @asongucollins5917 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/lHkNh0hlflU/видео.html

    • @briannataylor2749
      @briannataylor2749 4 года назад +1

      Hehehheheheheheh

    • @haicoai6269
      @haicoai6269 4 года назад

      yesruclips.net/video/zFJ2AN_CZH8J/видео.html

    • @ixchelssong
      @ixchelssong 4 года назад +1

      Still laughing 15 minutes later! 🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @Macdadivali
    @Macdadivali 4 года назад +376

    Dr. Mike: "Who needs a tutorial? I'm a doctor, this is a bio game."
    Dr. Mike, about a minute later: "Oh my God, I probably should have watched the tutorial..."

    • @mtalhakhan447
      @mtalhakhan447 4 года назад +2

      yeah didnt need a script for that one

  • @JUSTaBOY123
    @JUSTaBOY123 2 года назад +16

    Dr.mike: *This is a healthy guy right here* 6:37
    after a few seconds
    dr.mike *man he’s going down quick* 7:20

  • @drjennale
    @drjennale 4 года назад +2798

    Omg I laughed so hard watching this.

  • @knowndisc
    @knowndisc 4 года назад +466

    "His systems are all good, so what's going on?"
    "Hey doc, we have some guy in the ward named tiger king-"

    • @asongucollins5917
      @asongucollins5917 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/lHkNh0hlflU/видео.html

    • @vmprie
      @vmprie 4 года назад +1

      Kesha Kennon that's most likely a bot lmao

    • @kristinahostacna9628
      @kristinahostacna9628 4 года назад +1

      @Kesha Kennon don't tag bots pls- interactions with real people make it harder for algorithms to find them

    • @kristinahostacna9628
      @kristinahostacna9628 4 года назад

      @Kesha Kennon
      ruclips.net/video/AJxLtdur5fc/видео.html
      Around 4:20 to 6:30 - same principle
      This one is easily recognisable by being only a link but interacting with bot (other than reporting it) is counterproductive

  • @shortcakewolfy
    @shortcakewolfy 3 года назад +10

    3:43
    Me: "Im sure hes got this...!"
    Mike: NO FAUCI. *SLAMS TABLE* CHEST COMPRESSIONS*
    Me: "I hope u make that into merch."

  • @Ymirec
    @Ymirec 4 года назад +479

    "My nose is bleeding" JESUS CHRIST 🤣

    • @kellyalves756
      @kellyalves756 4 года назад +28

      While we’re prescribing depression meds to Fauci, maybe you should consider a little Zoloft yourself, Mike. 😁

    • @jtee841
      @jtee841 4 года назад +10

      Is it just me or does the blood look like terrible cgi at first, but when it reached the teeth 😳

  • @anushkritiverma5831
    @anushkritiverma5831 4 года назад +165

    I have cancer and i shaved my head since then I don't have any friends and my cancer is getting worse and worse day by day my family literally hates me as I am a liability on them ...i literally didn't have any wish to live more but 2 years back I started watching ur video and I got so much motivation and I understand how much our real worth is which is infinite...i just want to say thank you for helping everybody by spreading your knowledge.....
    Hats off to you💫💫

  • @snakemurd3864
    @snakemurd3864 3 года назад +14

    walks in and sees someone with signs of intracranial hematoma
    Doctor mike: "those are just leg cramps"

  • @everyboikanyo
    @everyboikanyo 4 года назад +347

    Me : "wow, that nose bleed seems so realistic, that's a great edit... "
    Blood: *continues to drip inside his mouth*
    Me: " ...ohhh,that's what the WARNING was about🤦🏾‍♂️"

  • @T-minus-infinite
    @T-minus-infinite 4 года назад +283

    Imagine his neighbors hearing mike yelling about someone flatlining

  • @adurmus12
    @adurmus12 2 года назад +7

    2:16
    True, but Stroke being positive means that the blood clots and hypertension have to be positive because you need those 2 to be able to evolve Stroke (in the game, not in real life)

  • @vildelunden2274
    @vildelunden2274 4 года назад +158

    Dr. Mike prescribing medications after playing Bio Inc: "Awww! I'm sorry, I don't have enough points🤷‍♂️"

  • @JustAndrewIsFine
    @JustAndrewIsFine 4 года назад +152

    "I'm going to save death for the end, I'm going to choose life first."
    That's just a pretty good strategy overall though.

  • @brendagalvaomartinsnunes4440
    @brendagalvaomartinsnunes4440 3 года назад +38

    I´m laughing so hard at that nosebleed

  • @pablodelrio8082
    @pablodelrio8082 4 года назад +613

    "It sounds like a transformer" he is so proud

    • @akimo-san4431
      @akimo-san4431 4 года назад +13

      He is even prouder of overclocking even tho he doesn't know what it is. Dr Mike truly is precious lmao

    • @asongucollins5917
      @asongucollins5917 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/lHkNh0hlflU/видео.html

    • @Narinjas
      @Narinjas 4 года назад +1

      For this game he could go with silent fan curve...

    • @kitnkindlin683
      @kitnkindlin683 4 года назад +3

      @@asongucollins5917 I hope you slip down the steps and hit your tail bone so when you get up in pain trying to walk it off you stub your toe leaving you in endless amount of pain and the possibility of mangled toe making it difficult for you to wear shoes and become insecure leading you to into a state of depression with insecurities and low self esteem that you have to live with for the rest of your life.
      I’m sorry but you spammers just-

    • @toad7395
      @toad7395 4 года назад

      @@Narinjas well yeah but he doesnt even know what it means HAHHA

  • @pancho9653
    @pancho9653 4 года назад +144

    No one:
    Dr. Mike : ( Nervous system is at 8% and having a stroke) Ooh we can give him psychiatric counseling! ✨YeA bOi!!!✨

  • @sukhi3371
    @sukhi3371 3 года назад +12

    It’s amazing how he tries choosing the diseases as if he knew what the symptoms could lead to. I love it

  • @Potato__o.
    @Potato__o. 4 года назад +92

    I can't believe Dr. Mike worked himself up so much that he got a nosebleed. This seemed like the most intense stealth survival egoshooter for some reason.

  • @sangeetha04mr65
    @sangeetha04mr65 4 года назад +150

    Bio Inc.'s new disclaimer: Play under supervision, may cause nosebleeds.

  • @maddisonrxse
    @maddisonrxse 3 года назад +7

    I think this is the 8th time I've watched this video since it was uploaded, and died of laughter everytime.

  • @Haylee_9700
    @Haylee_9700 4 года назад +107

    Things you never want your doctor to say:
    “Oh no, ooooh noo, OHHHH NOO”

    • @domundtgregor6683
      @domundtgregor6683 4 года назад +16

      or : I should have watched the tutorial

    • @Haylee_9700
      @Haylee_9700 4 года назад +2

      @@domundtgregor6683 😂😂

  • @jacobanderson8543
    @jacobanderson8543 4 года назад +113

    Dr. Mike: A doctor
    Also Dr. Mike: I can’t Think and do things at the same time

  • @xinicity
    @xinicity 3 года назад +5

    I like how he did a blood warning for the nose bleeding, while the whole game blood was just spurting out of Dr Fauci...

  • @feitocomfruta
    @feitocomfruta 4 года назад +202

    “I don’t need a tutorial on life...” famous last words, 2020

    • @star_lied
      @star_lied 3 года назад +3

      I CANT- 😂😂😂

  • @leana2922
    @leana2922 4 года назад +150

    Awe...Dr Mike’s reactions are so intense he got a nose bleed.🩸 😆

  • @UnknownMercy6
    @UnknownMercy6 2 года назад +5

    the desperation in his "HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM IS FAILING NO!!!" gets me every time 💀💀

  • @miss_flowers134
    @miss_flowers134 4 года назад +200

    Dr.Mike: Oh no they want to take away his testicles?
    Also Dr.Mike: Okay!

    • @johan.ohgren
      @johan.ohgren 4 года назад +3

      Considering who it is; probably for the best..

  • @steviraines1272
    @steviraines1272 4 года назад +208

    Things you never want your doctor to say:
    "Give him anything! We need to- HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM IS FAILING"
    "oh my god- no no no no"
    "I probably should have done the tutorial"
    "NOW, that I know what I'm doing"
    "This is not going to go well-"
    "Can be a sign of kidney *stuff*"
    "OH a stoke... duh"
    "PARKINSONS DEISEASE"
    "Man he's going down quick"
    "Oh no her nervous system is failing" x7
    "How am I suppose to keep him alive"
    "I'm just going to run a bunch of tests"
    "Then why is he dying"
    "I can't think and click at the same time"
    "What is going on?! What do you have"
    "WHAT DO YOU HAVE"
    "What is male"
    "Oh no"
    "They want to take away his testicles"
    "oh no he died"
    "I have a- feeling I'm going to save her"
    "Then we can probably save her"
    "OH SHE HAS BREAST CANCER"
    "She's falling apart"
    "oh no. oh no. oh no. oh no"
    "Oh no she's in pain, she's suffering"
    "I don't know how to play thi- and she died faster than everyone else"
    “oh my god, my nose is bleeding”

    • @Kasiarzynka
      @Kasiarzynka 4 года назад +9

      Sounds like we need Dr. Mike to make it a series so we can get more golden quotes :D.

    • @nathanfischer8066
      @nathanfischer8066 4 года назад +2

      Laughed so hard at this, thank you

    • @mrwruble1842
      @mrwruble1842 4 года назад +2

      Can we get this pinned? Please?

    • @DBEO23
      @DBEO23 4 года назад +7

      Don’t forget “oh my god, my nose is bleeding.”

  • @hanzdanielramos8925
    @hanzdanielramos8925 3 года назад +13

    You know the game is hard if a doctor is struggling on it. Especially if the game is about keeping people alive

  • @aafiakhan5
    @aafiakhan5 4 года назад +72

    I love how passionate and aggressive Doctor Mike gets when he’s playing these games!!😂❤️ it’s hilarious

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT 4 года назад +93

    "Probably cuz she killed her husband" - Dr. Mike, 2020.
    Dude how was the SHOTS FIRED graphic not up FOR THAT? XD

  • @gabcachuela5840
    @gabcachuela5840 3 года назад +18

    He literally bleed his nose of sadness

  • @vaibhavpindikura3841
    @vaibhavpindikura3841 4 года назад +351

    Game: "Dr. Fauci died in 420 days"
    Me: Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

    • @QUEERVEEART
      @QUEERVEEART 4 года назад +8

      blaze it

    • @amjadnidzam7944
      @amjadnidzam7944 3 года назад

      What does it mean?friendly question

    • @vaibhavpindikura3841
      @vaibhavpindikura3841 3 года назад +2

      @@amjadnidzam7944 The number 420. If you don't know what that number means, then just search it up.

    • @amjadnidzam7944
      @amjadnidzam7944 3 года назад

      @@vaibhavpindikura3841 ooooo......

  • @marythomas7562
    @marythomas7562 4 года назад +104

    "she has chronic stress and a nervous breakdown, probably cuz she killed her husband" lmfao dang you Carol Baskin!

    • @aarushiharshal8022
      @aarushiharshal8022 4 года назад

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  • @patrickstar663
    @patrickstar663 3 года назад +8

    Doctor Mike handles nose bleeds so good. My nose bled 7 times in total and every time I behaved like I was about to die😂

    • @magdalenalorena8470
      @magdalenalorena8470 2 года назад

      Same. Last time I had a cold I also had nosebleeds (my fault) and yeah, I acted the same xD

  • @syarafanareslan2181
    @syarafanareslan2181 4 года назад +57

    Medical intern: what condition can cause the nervous system and the circulatory system to fail simultaneously?
    Doctor Mike: A stroke, dUH

  • @MH-ke4ij
    @MH-ke4ij 4 года назад +74

    "Fauci you been lifting bro 🤔🤔???" I'm sorry I can't 🤣

  • @carljohnson269
    @carljohnson269 3 года назад +2

    CHEST COMPRESSIONS. Lmao. Great video glad to see a doctor so immersed in bio Inc. Like watching an episode of house md when they do differentials in a way xD

  • @samitkashyap5948
    @samitkashyap5948 4 года назад +89

    "It's getting better"
    Body literally spurts out blood

  • @mizzdee021
    @mizzdee021 4 года назад +87

    LMAO I'm flipping over here so much has happened 😂😭
    - didn't watch the tutorial
    - had nosebleed
    - had all 3 virtual patients died on him
    - regretted not watching the tutorial

  • @BelleRose11000
    @BelleRose11000 8 месяцев назад +2

    You can tell how much Doctor Mike cares about patients when he's frantic over fictional patients dying.❤

  • @Taminaminaaa
    @Taminaminaaa 4 года назад +72

    “I can’t think and click at the same time” - me during online exam

    • @aarushiharshal8022
      @aarushiharshal8022 4 года назад

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    • @keishuun3971
      @keishuun3971 4 года назад

      @@aarushiharshal8022 bruh wtf nobody cares about you

    • @haicoai6269
      @haicoai6269 4 года назад

      yesruclips.net/video/zFJ2AN_CZH8J/видео.html

    • @borahaearmy7155
      @borahaearmy7155 4 года назад

      So true

  • @jackyx7229
    @jackyx7229 4 года назад +58

    Dr Mike:
    "I can't think AND click at the same time" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @_StarNotHere_
    @_StarNotHere_ 2 года назад +6

    Legend has it *we’re still waiting on the death video*

  • @queenwarriorslowed7352
    @queenwarriorslowed7352 4 года назад +234

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Dr. Mike: *ChEsT CoMpReSsIoNs*

  • @WTFisTingispingis
    @WTFisTingispingis 4 года назад +30

    "I mean, I am a REAL doctor, I should be able to play one in a video game, right?" Famous last words, Doc.

  • @ichiroutakashima4503
    @ichiroutakashima4503 3 года назад +5

    This is the first time I've seen Dr. Mike so stressed in all of his videos. Weird enough, I find it highly entertaining.

  • @mrinaljoshi294
    @mrinaljoshi294 4 года назад +133

    Doctor: Okay it's time to test your reflex response.
    Me: *Dodges the knee hammer*
    Doctor: .....
    Doctor: Listen here you little shirt

    • @sparrow4852
      @sparrow4852 3 года назад +18

      Doctor: *uses knee hammer on patient to test reflex*
      Patient: *Sues doctor for assault*
      (Also “Shirt” lol)

  • @misterminutes4504
    @misterminutes4504 4 года назад +122

    Moral Of The Story:
    " ALWAYS DO THE TUTORIAL. YOU'RE NOT A GENIUS ENOUGH "

  • @fourcgames7568
    @fourcgames7568 3 года назад +1

    If you're wondering why you detected high pressure with Brain MRI test, it's because in this game you first have to evolve high pressure in order to give him a Stroke. Basicly some disseases have a certain prerequisites. Or even more simple - if you want do evolve a dissease at the end of the "tree" you first have to evolve all the disseases in that tree.

  • @scrap8660
    @scrap8660 4 года назад +65

    Dr Mike: I have a bachelors degree I’ll save dr fauci I don’t need a tut-
    Less than literally 5 seconds into the game: ok his heart is bleeding

  • @TheTerranscout
    @TheTerranscout 4 года назад +65

    Doctor fauci is training for a triathlon, while in the emergency room.
    He must be the patient that gets up every 15 mins and has to be told to stay in bed.

  • @lauraestrada8394
    @lauraestrada8394 3 года назад +10

    5:30 that laugh was everything lol

  • @messinaestheticmedicine4220
    @messinaestheticmedicine4220 4 года назад +10

    that was the most rapid progression of Parkinsons that I have seen in 35 years plus the blood squirting from the heart and kidneys, dont feel bad this was a very challenging case and we all see what a caring physician you are with the onset of sudden epistaxis !

  • @aguythatplays7263
    @aguythatplays7263 4 года назад +94

    No one:
    Not even a soul:
    Doctor Mike: *CHEST COMPRESSIONS!*

    • @bencenagy5459
      @bencenagy5459 3 года назад +2

      NO! FAUCI!
      *a window breaks*
      C H E S T C O M P R E S S I O N S !

  • @falrenreviews
    @falrenreviews 3 года назад +2

    I really want to see him play more of this! It was so interesting and fun to watch!

  • @methyllithium323
    @methyllithium323 4 года назад +121

    Dr. Fauci - doing yoga and training for the triathlon in the middle of the emergency room while 90% of his brain and heart is dead
    *My goals are beyond your understandings*

    • @dancechica
      @dancechica 4 года назад +2

      🤣

    • @IJustWantToUseMyName
      @IJustWantToUseMyName 4 года назад +10

      “A doctor trains for a triathlon while in the ER. This is what happens to his nervous system.”

    • @animetsuki2593
      @animetsuki2593 4 года назад

      🤣🤣

    • @IIIKihKihIII
      @IIIKihKihIII 4 года назад +1

      @@IJustWantToUseMyName 😂 ChubbyEmu!

    • @maikopskoy
      @maikopskoy 4 года назад

      Lmaoooo too funny😂😂

  • @angeliaparker-savage5401
    @angeliaparker-savage5401 4 года назад +76

    "Maybe I'm playing this too medically."
    Translation: " I'm a doctor, but the game isn't made for someone who knows what they're doing, it's made for idiots who have no idea what they're looking at so if they lose, it's not a surprise"

  • @a-randomfloof
    @a-randomfloof Год назад +1

    "Doc, will i be okay?"
    doctor mike: "I SHOULD HAVE READ THE TUTORIAL!!"

  • @willsoutherland3223
    @willsoutherland3223 4 года назад +47

    patient: heart bleeding
    mike: do frickin yoga

  • @jellysharkbat
    @jellysharkbat 4 года назад +48

    "Dear Dr Fauci, I am writing this letter of apology because I killed you today and..." 🤣

  • @kxmipikachu6762
    @kxmipikachu6762 3 года назад +8

    “Oh no she had a stroke how do we cure her?”
    Me: idk don’t ask me I’m not the docter here-

  • @emmabermudez1043
    @emmabermudez1043 4 года назад +147

    Nobody:
    Dr. Mike:
    “I’m a Bio Life Sciences”
    😭😭😂😂