Incredibly Cursed Sheet Music Abominations
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- Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
- These are nearly as bad as my own music.
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Background music: November Troika from The Seasons Op 37b by Tchaikovsky
Outro music: • Entry March of the Boy...
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A lot of this sheet music wants to hurt you. This is a collab with Threatening Music Notation! This video features sheet music except it's terrible. This is sheet music except it will make you cry. Sheet music but I can't play it for my life.
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You are the Matt Rose of the music industry
ayyyy my two favorite channels!
Skulllemogieee!!!!!
I broke the 69 likes and no one can stop me >:)
@@matejnentwich1376 no it’s more like SKULLEMOGEIIIII!
@@TheWeremouse No no no... I have to disagree.
0:40 “Every good bottom deserves fist” This is the best thing I’ve read on a music sheet
AYO
I will be remembering EGBDF in this way forever
I will be switching from “Every Good Boi Deserves Fudge” to this new pneumonic. Thank you 😂😂
Can confirm :3
Shout out to all the uke out there.
The only bad thing about this video is that it’s not 10 hours longer
I was thinking the exact same thing.
Magicmason1000 please make more!
AN OSC MEMBER OML
Yes
Fr man.
Another problem: upload schedule is worse than the loin king
the "he's about to throw the baby" is from the Hunchback of Notre Dame musical score and I hate that I immediately recognized that
I hate that I recognized the "Into the Woods" Stepmother/Florinda bit.
I totally thought it was something Epic or otherwise odysseus related
I once played tenor sax in the pit orchestra for a production of the spongebob musical, and my favorite notation was "Wail a crazy, busy, about-to-get-freaky kind of solo"
Gichee gi chee goo
I love it
I appreciate that at 1:48 you actually went up an octave
I couldn't just disrespect the music by playing it wrong 😎
@@MagicMason1000 alto clef: Hell yeah, wait is it my time? wait no, that isnt an octave.
wait no, it isnt
TWO octaves.
This is why I'm glad I am a musician, I can fully appreciate elite humor such as this.
Music humor, yes.
"Elite"????
You need to get out more. 😄
I suspect a non-musician is among us.
You must first experience true music playing to understand true humor. If it is not chaos, it is not band.
I’m percussionist btw. What instrument do you play? :D
I play piano and cello :D
Cello is a glorified violin that plays bass clef
Havent been in a band myself (my school didnt have one when I was there) but I did music, thus can appreciate just the silliness of these sheets
1:28 Are we going to just ignore that it says "soft moan through instrument if possible?"
If possible?? _Why would it not be possible?????_
And that at 1:28 you’re playing the kazoo with nicotine dependency.
@@beng9790 That is my mistake. I will fix that.
1:07
@Dat one Caleb its hard to moan into a timpano
That "die" at 2:12 was very Bill Wurtz-y
HA! YES!!!
LMFAO IT WAS
Bill Wurtz has joined the chat
That and the “grand finale” is just legendary.
I applaud the commitment to the distinctive audio quality
0:54 I’ve actually played this piece! It's called Of Our New Day Begun, and it's for wind band. The context for this piece is in the subtitle: “To honor the nine victims and families of the June 17, 2015 terrorist attack on Mother Emanuel A.M.E. Church in Charleston, SC. Let us march on 'til victory is won." After the measures of stomping (and lap pats later on), most of the band sings the song that the piece is based around, "Lift Every Voice And Sing," in the context that the church is singing the song despite the shooting that had happened days before. It is an incredibly moving piece, and I recommend any who is interested listen to it.
ok but if you've played it surely u agree that the whole piece conveys a lot more emotion than you can put into a stomp lmao
@@chaoschaoschaoss Maybe one person's stomp, sure, but the entire section before builds up to a sudden stop in playing, and having a whole 40+ member ensemble suddenly stop playing (after a really dissonant chord by the way) and start stomping and clapping, then singing the hymn that the motif of the piece leading up to that point (with tambourine playing a steady pattern and flute, clarinet, and piano playing dissonant triads as the only instruments playing) alongside it makes it very strong emotionally.
Especially as it resolves out of the hymn section and into a triumphant section that repeats the end of the hymn's melody with percussion continuing the patting and clapping rhythm with low drums and tambourine, the melody continuing even as it fades into a smaller ensemble within the band, then a unison concert F that builds in intensity until a massive tam-tam roll that rings out after the band stops, the stomping both conveys emotion within itself, and also gives later sections more emotion.
I guess this is technically just my opinion though lol, I am very attached to this piece
Nice, we’re playing that in our orchestra right now (youth orchestra btw)
Yo I played this in nafme all eastern band
I played this on bass clarinet once
This gives immense "Things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do" energy and I love it
0:04 you could say the children are looking rather flat
No, the children "B Flat"!
They decided to b flat
I recognized that part "For Seventeen Months I have been crying" and that specific piece was riddled with harsh sounds, from Anna Akhmatova's Requiem, and written for orchestra by Tishchenko.
In fact, some sections names are cursed as this one!
I love the music!
0:23 This piece was likely written in French, as the e in Anime has an accent, meaning that it actually means "In a lively fashion", likely meaning to play loudly and quickly, with great intensity.
ANIMÉ
The “Full, yet hurting. Shell-shocked, yet hopeful” is from Of Our New Day Begun! I’ve been in an orchestra that played it before, it’s a great piece
1:07
As an ex-oboe player for band class,this is how every sheet music for oboe (if it even existed) felt
I once saw a piece for singing with the notes (printed on the page): "Go to riff-town", "Stay in riff-town", "Buy property in riff-town", and "Hold for Jesus" within a few bars of each other.
For those who want to know, I believe the intro music’s November by Tchaikovsky
played with great homosexuality
And for those who didn't want to know, well, it's too late now to turn back. :)
The “die” chord killed me lmao.
2:13
“Whispering threateningly”
Just as intended
🧚✨🎶die🎶✨🧚
2:12
Props to the flat note who ran the sharp notes children over with a car
He was tired of the "not looking too sharp today" shit.
Really made those children flat
@@peskypigeonx you could call it "A♭Minor"
(joke was stolen from a post of the same image on twitter)
c sharp or c me in ur dreams
1:04 I immediately recognized this as the opening number of "The Hunchback of Notre Dame"
This feels like reading the sheet music for The Most Unwanted Song.
Not an instrument player. Took me until reading the comments to realize these were legit notes in legit pieces of music
There NEEDS to be a part 2.
My cheeks hurt from smiling but I have to hold back my laughter since it's after eleven-thirty at night and I have neighbors and very thin walls. Needless to say, I love this.
Honestly this was amazing but more props to actually using Entry March of the Boyars, almost no one I meet or see actually knows that piece
I played it a few weeks ago and was just shocked by the fact that someone used it in a video
Thanks!
I was looking at the “for seventeen months I have been crying” and thinking, oh, that high note looks really hard, and then I realized that that’s just the highest note on the clarinet. I could play that (if written in the key of Bb in treble). It made me cry for seventeen months straight.
As an aspiring music writer, I want to do shit like this lmao
2:07 When you want to make a level in a rhythm game but the tempo just refuses to line up
Edit: A liked comment :)
As a geometry dash player I know this feeling too well
****0:00** …They’re all flattened now.**
Sometimes I forget that anyone is able to write and publish their own music…
the "with vigorous self hatred" one is from a piano transcription of the main character by will wood. the only reason i know this is bc i tried to learn it
I never thought about how weird some parts of Into the Woods must be without context.
Like the wolf costume from the original production?
It was the harmonised "die" that got me
this is amazing 💀
this was at this video that i realised that music memes really are my sense of humour
*help me.*
This video had me in tears! Especially the "Every good bottom deserves fist" and the "It's 5:30am and I'm on adderall!" bits
1:36 thats a really complicated way to say "F"
This is the NSFW version of musical comedy 😂
1:12 GIT CHEE GIT CHEE GOO MEANS THAT I LOVE YOU
@@the_sprite_man baby, baby, baby baby
He told us he loved us. Nice
I for one enjoy this new series that you have created yes this is a series now and we demand more
I know that the "Stand Over, Bend and play Oboe between legs " comes from a fugue by the parodist composer P. D. Q. Bach, but nothing else
It’s from The Musical Sacrifice
I'm assuming the balloon one came from him too.
Sang Old King Kong with kazoo in high school, am almost 28, and it's still one of my favorite XMas songs
One of the sections for a piece I’ll actually be playing at my next concert is “The Sword of Hoodlums”
1:18 “cry” with the chill face made of notes got me dying
0:00 Gives the exact same energy as "you're pointless"
39 buried, *0 found.*
What does “play with nicotine dependency” even mean? Play for two measures and then cough for three?
Play for 30 min then go out and have a cigarette in the bathroom at which point the whole concert will be played by the fire alarm
There’s one silly piece of music that says “Play without bitching about the key” 😂
I appreciate the dedication to correct tuning
That outro was worth my time on its own!
Not that the rest didn't make me laugh, but that outro was some good comedy after the 'oh no' comedy that was 80% of the rest of the video.
The Balloon part always gets me for some reason
1:00 I was so happy to recognize this. This is in a musescore adaptation of The Main Character by Will Wood and it fits
0:50 i’m playing this piece rn!! bass drum, it’s pretty cool. not to ruin the fun but the expression text is actually referring to the singing part underneath of it that’s cut out - the whole band sings for this part of the song, it’s neat
this is definitely a real bizarre sheet music moment
I need this to be a series
0:56 I remember seeing this exact music, it’s from the musical “the prom” and it is the acceptance song’s playoff
OHHHH that explains the note so fucking much lol
But also I'm already gay so I would have no idea how to make myself sound more gay
We need more of this.
1:42 i just did into the woods
c u t s o f f h e r t o e
1:18, I'm pretty sure that's for the cannon part in the 1812 Overture. I've done that with paper bags.
Ahhh I assumed it was a PDQ Bach piece but that makes so much sense
The kind of humor i have been searching for
0:58
Me when I exist
1:04 Polites when Odysseus is holding the infant over the wall in epic
oh my god 2:00 is for a musical called Amélie (i just played bass for it it about two weeks ago) it said that on my part. that is crazy.
i absolutely love that this is what introduced me to entry march of the boyars, that became my favorite piece of classical music all because of this video.
0:20 me when my bass clarinet does this weird tone strain thing
Or when the spit gets stuck in the mouthpiece and under the reed and it makes the weird spit sound
@@zbutl YES.
Yeah I really hate that.
You are the best account on RUclips, I can't stop crying from laughing. "If you can't play in this exact tempo you are CUT from the concert!"
Okay this was amazing giving a comment for algorithm purposes
Not kidding, this is literally the hardest I’ve laughed in my life
1:04 ALMOST I GUARANTEE THAT IS FROM BRIGHT STAR. IM 97% SURE THATS A MAN'S GOTTA DO REPRISE. CHECKING MY SCRIPT BOOK WHEN I FIND IT NEXT TO SEE IF ITS THERE.
(THIS VIDEO WAS SENT TO MY BY MY SCHOOL'S MAYOR DOBBS SO I LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY WHEN I SAW THAT)
I'm a composer. My favorite thing to do is leave little treats like this in my music. My personal Favorite was "Like a goose honk" in the trumpet part of a tango I wrote. There were also "little goose honks" in the oboes later in the piece.
I just spit in laughter and accidentally subbed 😂
I’m NOT unsubbing
1:36 What is that key signiture?! So every note is double flat, except F, which is just flat, what were they smoking.
It's g double flat major or e double flat minor - technically correct with the rule of fifths but senseless... Both staves in 1:36 contain the same key signature and notes
@@aerodynamikapieroga Why not just write it as F major/D minor? lol
@@JayL- humour probably
Was wondering when we were going to get blessed with another upload
2:12 Bill Wurtz is that you?
0:50 Wait, i know that. Played it in All-County just a few months ago. It’s Of Our New Day Begun, and this is right before everyone starts singing.
2:20 - Oh, fine. Very well.
Instagram comment sections would be wilding over 1:05
0:00 Not very sharp at all
0:15 Sure *Fails to play some really fancy cord*
0:17 Hmm... interesting percussion.
0:18 I feel you man 😭😭😭
0:21 Of course! if you can blow into clarinets, you can fart into them, too! (Forcefully, in this case.)
0:22 Trombonists, you're under arrest just because the sheet music says so!
0:24 #1 So an anime theme song, but orchestral? Hmm...
0:24 #2 Apparently we're at our own funeral?
0:25 nonononononononononononononononononononono...
0:27 I don't even know how to visualize this.
0:36 Lyrical errors much?
0:42 We all have our unique ways of remembering EGBDF & GBDFA, right?
0:44 How should I do this... THANOS!
0:48 You know, there may be a language where "Lion" is spelled like that
0:53 Just take the advice from earlier that said "do something idk"
0:56 Ugh I need to know what this sounds like but I don't wanna anger PETA.
0:58 ...huh?
1:00 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1:01 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1:04 Quick, catch!
1:05 Slurs? Oh please, not during a recital...
1:06 Oh my gosh...
1:07 Awkward.
1:09 Ugh fine *Proceeds to smash the performer next to me with my cello*
1:11 I would rip out my throat long before THAT could ever happen.
1:16 Isn't this where we transition to hip hop?
1:17 For how long? 17... minutes?
1:18 Why is there a balloon though?
1:22 :gigachad_swan:
1:25 So like a vocalized violin pluck? I can do that!
1:26 Excuse me, but how do you spank a shaft?
1:27 I thought this was a drug-free performance...
1:29 YOU GOT THIS JUST REMEMBER WHAT NIKE SAID WOOOOOOO
1:35 ...no.
1:37 What key is this!?
1:39 I... I don't even know anymore...
1:43 Dude last time I did this I popped a string AND I had to pay $100 to get a new one. Do you want that to happen to me again?
1:45 Excuse me, but... oh wait... this is sleigh ride. Never mind.
1:47 Sounds like the performance is happening in June if you know what I mean.
1:48 Um where's the hemorrhoid from earlier?
1:55 Sounds slow--moderate.
2:03 THIS IS A CIRCUS PERFORMAN-- oh wait...
2:07 Precision mode ACTIVATE *Accidentally plays the wrong tempo*
2:11 Yeah I think you're right, unless it's screeching
2:13 Okay, so if we both die at the same time but in different ways, we should have a harmonized death, right?
2:14 I was wondering why someone put smoke in my tuba.
2:18 *Applause*
Dude, 8 likes and no replies? This is such an underrated comment! How long did it take you to type this all out anyways??
@@TwilightLOL2 About 30-45 minutes… yeah, SUPER underrated.
0:02 damn he really flattened them xD
youve heard of rush e, now get ready for buss e
The notation at 1:01 might be funny, but the notes on the left look like some behatted fricker with a monocle.
IT SAYS POORLY ARRANGED ON IT IT'S WILL WOOD SHEET MUSIC THE MAIN CHARACTER PLEASE LISTEN TO WILL WOOD PLEASE I BEG OF YOU OMG I'M SO HAPPY GIGGLES YAYAYAYYAYAY
"with a touch of madness" is one i found at home
this is amazing
i know right
@@MagicMason1000 also your amazing
@@asrieldreemurr1988 no you are
@@MagicMason1000 can we agree we both are
@@asrieldreemurr1988 Fair enough
God, EPIC the Musical has rotted my brain so much that I had a visceral reaction at the "[he's about to throw the baby....]" and I IMMEDIATELY thought of Just a Man
I trest every video here as a blessing to my heart.
And also a pain to my ears
in one of our pieces, the clarinets and alto saxes have to take the barrel off (with the mouthpiece attached obviously) and make the most horrendous squeaking sound for three beats, except none of the clarinets can count so some people start too early and play for four beats and some people start on time but play too long.
"i ran over your children with my car" hit me like a train wreck
(or like that car)
I don’t know why this makes me laugh every time I watch it. My favorite is he’s about to throw the baby, and the harmonic die. 😂
1:39 Hello there Sondheim :D This is from « Happy ever After » in « Into the Woods ». It’s a good surprise for me to find it there, as we staged it last year at school (I’m a musical theater artist). Wonderful work, both musically and literarily, but god those rhythmic parts were a drain 😂
"Play oboe between legs"
As an oboist, I am dying lmao- I'd have to bend down by a lot and look like I'm in the position of a duck 😭
1:30 cats at 5 am going crazy and literally unleashing hell while you are trying to sleep
With GREAT homosexuality
i'm screenshotting all of these and sending them to my imaginary band friends
14/10 Great outro!
"die" and "bus se" got me 🤣💀
All of the notes in Concerto for Singing Chickens would fit here wonderfully.
I'll never forget one in which a shark is made with musical stuff. "Scourge of the High C's."
That was the best outro I’ve ever heard
1:07 are we not going to talk about what the line above says?
1:39 this is a song in a children’s musical called Into The Woods, I have been in a Into The Woods play before and that is the exact line that was in the script. In other words, this is in an OFFICIAL musical script. Yay for Florinda for withstanding getting her toe cut off by her own mother.
It is not a children's musical