When My Terrible Idea Accidentally Ends Reality
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- Опубликовано: 1 авг 2021
- When My Terrible Idea Accidentally Ends Reality
Another happy town full of car accidents and road rage. Fortunately I mastered the art of roundabouts and roadal engineering. They should hire me as mayor since I clearly have a deep understanding of mass chaos.
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Somehow this is still better than regular LA traffic planning
Yusss
“I’m not here to think, I’m here to draw lines on a map” -Europeans when drawing someone else’s borders
Ah yes… also it’s at 1:59
-Americans designing their road systems.
Yes
“It’s not pretty but it works” - Dangerously Funny
isnt this how american states were also divided tho
Ah yes dangerously funny the one man who can “accidentally” destroy reality time and space and make it funny.
I was about to argue and say Josh (Let's Game It Out), but he does it on purpose and doesn't even pretend that it's an accident. So you get a thumbs up instead.
Well obviously, his name is dangerously funny
*laughs in the fabric of spacetime's remains*
He got his name for a reason
Someone decided to make him the civil engineer for a growing metropolis, those poor people
Tip: You can just click, hold, and drag one END of a motorway to move it to somewhere else instead of deleting a motorway to change it
I really liked this one. I hope he’ll play it again.
same here
Same
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He has
This game is amazing. Check out Aliensrock too
To be honest, I thought he would try to create a car crash instead of helping them…
I can attest to the fact you can jam a roundabout in this game. It's surprisingly easy to do.
Attach a highway to the north and south. Make certain to keep all traffic flowing requiring at least 180° to get to their desitnations. And early late game when traffic picks up the two highway traffic shoots into roundabout only to stop because of existing traffic moving slower. Then the traffic on the roundabout stops completely and you lose the game fairly quickly afterwards.
If he can do that while winning, I assure you he will
Yeah I cant believe he tried helping them he could have made them drive a longtime to get to their destination
Like a potato could understand
The cars have achieved the driver’s skill that allows them to phase through each other. You can get it too, if you have a good gaming chair.
"Today we get to ruin the traffic system for Los Angeles. And the best part is, we don't even have to try that hard."
That's because it's already a complete hellscape, DF.
I live in L.A. Your system is 100% accurate.
Yay another df video to fill the void that is my heart
Same
Yes it is amazing it fills my heart with joy
agreed
Agreed
And hide my traumatizition
I love seeing games saying “DF would like that” then he proceeds to play it
Couple tips I’ve learned while playing
Diagonal roads will always consume less road pieces
Traffic lights are never worth it
You can’t connect highways directly to a roundabout but if you have a single road piece in between it works
Can we acknowledge how calm DF always sounds
You'll wanna avoid putting an intersection right at the end of a roundabout, because doing so makes the roundabout useless, you just shift the congestion to the side a bit
Tip, the houses don’t need roads connected to them, you can leave a house and you won’t lose but the businesses need to be connected, so if you need too you can get rid of a house from the road
Wow, I just started playing this game a week ago.
According to engineer, the best way of playing this game is to segregate; basically exclusive road for every color.
And according to gamers, you have to prevent the spawn of destination in "awkward" position by placing object on that.
@Aiden Munoz Mini Motorways. You can find it on Steam
After watching people play the game with a good strategy this was pretty painful to watch
Thank You, I was literally searching for a comment that said this, seeing some of his choices about the roads😂
lol same. But I’m excited for him to learn
Well, DF repeatedly said "If you want Logic, you're come to the wrong channel" 😅
yeah we dont do that here, we stopped expecting it from df for a long time xD
This kind of gameplay is EXACTLY why I have 100+ hours in Cities: Skylines... oh god the roads never end.
I’m a simple man I see a df video I click it also we need get in the boat merch
And this is actually day 40 of asking for get in the boat merch
yessir!
We just need DF merch in general
@@pryingpolecat5133 lmao you go from day 16 to 40 huh?
@@cookieproductionsistoast hes a time traveler smh
I would love to see you mess with muck mods, i played one today that makes all power ups multiplied bye what you want.
Multiply by what you want ? Seems like a GrayStillPlays thing.
@@shiren2571 trueeeeee
@@shiren2571 i chose 10 so u would pick one up and get ten but you can change it to whatever
Not enough levels !
(Seriously tho i don't really pay attention to the names of the levels xD)
@@shiren2571 aag
The moment it started, I thought, "I love this game!"
I have played it all week. 8 hours and I can confirm, if you think you might like the game, you should try it out.
I don't know if the early adoption discount applies still. But I got my copy at a discounted $7 because I owned Mini Metro.
Don’t play it, it’s addicting and will take your life.
After watching this I downloaded it and played for 3 hours straight haha
@@liquidforest what is the name of the game
@@hristotsvetkov3121 Mini Motorways
Put circles around small housing districts, and you want more bridges in hiking congestion areas.
Pretty much just for every building you'll need at least 1 bridge.
A: Nvr take traffic lights (even if they have a use, you wont figure it out and its limited as it gets)
B: Angles are much better than grids. (They save roads and are faster and make less intersections that way)
III: Drag the road to the middle of the roundabout to attach a road to it. Its counterintuitive but thats how it works. You shud be able to attach 8 roads to each roundabout (and it is always best to attach more roads to the roundabout rather than make them all connect before the roundabout)
4: Motorways are best if their entrances and exits arent placed directly on the main roads. You can just make a single road jut out one tile and place the entrance and exit for a motorway on that piece, which grtly improves traffic flow.
5: You dont actually have to attach every house to the roads. You can just leave the annoying houses out of the roads entirely if you alrdy have a couple houses for each square building (and like a half dozen houses per round building).
You don't have to connect all houses (like the red ones you got annoyed by). Instead of humans needing to go buy food (they cant starve), in that world it's the stores that hires [available] humans to go get food (food outside the store's freezer expires). And it seems to be based on proximity, so the house with the shortest path to the store (and a free car) is used.
From what I gather from other videos the traffic lights are either useless (what most says), or serves to ensure a crossing doesn't have a long convoy forever block cars that want to get on the road (...which from what I understand can't happen as cars tend to weave, hence why the lights are called useless)
I’ve been watching df for a few months and he’s already my favorite RUclipsr :)
This hurts, more than anything else DF has done, because I've seen most of these things in real life.
It's almost as if cites are planned by hundreds of different grad students who are each writing a different thesis on what the best theoretical road system would look like, each insisting on implementing their idea SOMEWHERE in the city solely to prove a point.
"I made it further than last time"
Except you had literally 3 more on the first run lol
another tip
if you want to connect road to roundabout, drag the road toward the "center circle" of the roundabout then they will connect
For some reason you have the odd ability to lower my anxiety, also I'm severely ADHD but your videos can hold my attention. Great content keep it up. BTW I literally woke up at 1:40 am just to watch this.
Nooo! More Stardew music! Rip Stardew days :(
Hope he finds inspiration to play it again.
Oh and also rip "Hello everyone!".
I thought I was the only person who heard it. Literally checked to see if the game was still open when I put this video on.
It felt almost ghostly
@@samimusgrave365 same!
Omg I’ve been obsessed with this game and literally just thought that this would be such a perfect game for you!! So happy you’re playing it
I'm sorry, but could you please tell me the name of this game 😅
Please game name
Yes what is game name
DF's upload schedule is the only constant in my life rn
The thing you have to remember is that your job is not to connect houses but to get rid of the circles in shops. The houses can stay disconnected and not do shit.
I started playing this yesterday and genuinely love it. I imagine this game will break DF's brain lol
what is the name of it XD
Mini Motoway
Also the game has some deceptive stratagies that once you learn them, make the game a bit too easy.
Idk why I love it when he calls them idiots lol, it just sounds so cute damnn itt
DF: “We’re going to take roundabouts again because I feel like they’re the same as an intersection but are better for flow”
Me: has ptsd from the memories of all the roundabouts in Nairobi
You can connect the houses diagonally to the roads and it doesn't use up a road tile. So instead of doing a 90 degree angle, just drag the house diagonally onto the road. (as long as the house is 1 tile away).
The video title sounds like a Cold War-era autobiography by a member of the Manhattan Project
Please do more of this it’s really fun to watch
Haven't seen the actual video yet but I'm excited to see how he does something insane.
This is the man that can cure you of any disease with pain agony and frustration
this game got me anxious xd
Ah yes, i remember the neighbor city it was big and abundant in business, but unfortunately the city was removed because one business decided to screw around and place itself on a far away place and complain of not having many visitors it made the whole city close :v
Something i nvr thought id hear in a DF vid "we're learning"
A year and 7 months ago, the same thing was said at the start of a grand let's play.
@@Mac_Omegaly Hmmm, guess i missed that vid.
When a game df plays actually requires order
if there are two houses next to each other and theres a road coming out of one of them you can diagonally attach the house with using a road tile. Also you can pause the game using the space bar or by clicking the clock in the corner and pressing pause. last thing, also jsut connect the roads more to other roads. ok bye absolutly LOVE your vids good job man.
Hey DF? Can you please change it to Night mode? It's so hard to see the roads x,x
Just a tip : Try avoiding crossroads (4 roads into eachother, even 3 is not that great), it may costs you more roads but it really helps circulation.
Thank you for the daily upload again, keep it up!!
1:40 That's called an accident waiting to happen.😂😂
I was wondering how long it'd be for him to play this
Damn nice pfp you need Jesus ✝️🏁
@@qxjzk2016 you need him more
@Qxjzk What’s a Jesus?
I really hope this becomes a regular thing I love these games and this one looks addicting
Anyone else think that egg inc would be a good game for him to play?
yes.
it indeed would, especially after the update with rockets
Deadly premonition soundtrack LOL
1:26 you can connect the road to the roundabout but you need to drag the road a bit more
THANK YOU-
I was trying to find a video of yours I didn't watch 🥲
I love this game I really hope you play more of it!!!
You can place Road pieces Dialognally on a 3×3 Grid to prevent any shop from spawning there. Most of the RUclipsrs use this simple trick and Calls it "Insanse ways"
Oh god, that one blue house under the high road
Why do I have the impression that DangerouslyFunny learned how to edit videos with GrayStillPlays?
They are close friends
@@bioowl2893 That's my opinion and I don't want to cause a rage here, but I much prefer the way DangerouslyFunny edited his Stardew Valley videos from 2 years ago than how it is today. These sound effects make less sense on his channel than on Gray's channel. I think Dangerous's voice and way of making videos doesn't match the sound effects.
Game Dev: "White roads on a white background? Makes sense to me!"
@iamthegoose Oh here, I'll fix this.
DF: "So many background color options! I'll go with white on white!"
Happy? c:
DF sounds so smart in this video, and I love it
0:26 Trouble? Df’s specialty
This game makes me scream when its been a long game. loads of dudes is stressful.
You know what would be even more funny, you playing the damn sims…. Like if you play the damn sims I’ll be blown and love to see what type of buckshot you come up with
Omg finally DF post, the nastolgia gonna kill my depression
When Df actually uses his Brain :O
"It's not pretty, but it works."
- DangerouslyFunny
Yes! Finally a Mini Metro Video I love this game, play it more!
Why do I actually love this video
other mini motorways players are probably having a heart attack watching this
As someone who plays this game enough to have 1000+ score on every single level the first few minutes hurt my soul
do the traffic lights actually do anything
@@fenlow Yes, they make traffic worse >.>
[Note: there may be a very limited use case for them, but for the avg player theyre gonna screw you over by far; and regardless... A motorway or roundabout is always better as it has far more use. And bridges/tunnels are almost always a good idea to take over traffic lights anyways; as ya nvr kno when youll need one of those. So like, the only time it mite be worth taking is instd of taking 30 road tiles; but honeslty... more road tiles are better than traffic lights imo]
@@fenlow not really lol :/ I’m hoping they will make a thing where you can click the traffic light and tell it to switch like every 5 seconds or something
YEEEEEAASSS DF PLAYING MOTORWAAAAAYSS
Yay another df video with the soothing voice
PICKLE JAR RAG FROM STARDEW VALLEY STARTED PLAYING NEAR THE END LOL
Roundabouts have trouble connecting. You have to drag the road through the other road to the center before it snaps to.
Oooo u and RCE playing such a great game
This guy is the only person that can “accidentally” destroy reality
Biffa would be so delighted to see you using round abouts.
This is the definition of underrated
the way he just neglected the dark blue skyscraper-
I really want to see more of this
the death note music when you pause
I love your videos a lot❤❤
This games seems like it’s just for DF but also for everyone but DF
On the roundabout you have to drag to the middle to attach the road
DF: "Today we get to ruin the traffic system for Los Angeles."
Me: From what I've seen, anything you do to it could only be an *improvement.* : )
Great game, greater gamer
I like that one house that the motorway is covering it would suck to live there lol
Highway 4 poppin off lol
i can alr tell im going to love this series
Can connect houses on the diagonal and it saves roads
Nice job
This game should just be called Sim City: End Game.
He probably deals with real life problems the same way he does with these games 😭. “Oops just destroyed reality”
The fact that df didn't make the cars life hell is a huge shocker to me
Please make this a series
Yay he back
1:59 "im not here to think im here to draw lines on a map" -europeans when colonising
Ahhh yes we all have one of those days where we "accidentally" destroy reality
Please play more of this game!!
Alternate title “a normal day for DF”