I Evolved Humans For 12 Billion Years And This Happened

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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @Kelvoraax
    @Kelvoraax 3 года назад +2738

    Why is nobody mentioning the absolute genius game design of “Dragon + Human = Dragon + Ash”?

    • @GrantPfanenstiel
      @GrantPfanenstiel 3 года назад +77

      It’s because the dragon would kill the human so the dragon would still be renaming

    • @nikolamuller1997
      @nikolamuller1997 3 года назад +181

      @@GrantPfanenstiel r/woooosh

    • @Supereme_Cringe
      @Supereme_Cringe 3 года назад +37

      @@GrantPfanenstiel remaining*

    • @Soupslugboi
      @Soupslugboi 3 года назад +79

      @@GrantPfanenstiel at least you… got the joke?

    • @Matikuu9155
      @Matikuu9155 3 года назад +38

      Like Ash and his lil' charizard

  • @KoopaOh1
    @KoopaOh1 3 года назад +127

    "life is suffering"
    "It is when i make it"
    - Dangerously Funny

  • @PerfectSenseTV
    @PerfectSenseTV 3 года назад +348

    "So basically now we have a world with a lot of dragons and vodka."
    Uh.. isn't that just DND?

    • @Crabinton
      @Crabinton 2 года назад +3

      If the players do something to cause it or the dm just made the world like that then yes

    • @PerfectSenseTV
      @PerfectSenseTV 2 года назад

      @@Crabinton y e s

    • @ThereforeTower
      @ThereforeTower 2 года назад +12

      *dragons and drugs*

    • @hiddenguy67
      @hiddenguy67 2 года назад +2

      do not disturb

    • @jeanetterios7337
      @jeanetterios7337 2 года назад +4

      @@ThereforeTower *Dragons + Drugs + V O D K A*

  • @explosivenecklace8516
    @explosivenecklace8516 3 года назад +265

    You should try Alchemy Infinity. It uses similar element combination gameplay, but if you come across an unused combination you can submit a new element. New elements are decided by community vote and completely unmoderated so the game gets real stupid real quick and its amazing

  • @harbertsquad5165
    @harbertsquad5165 3 года назад +1992

    I’m glad he got in to this he is the perfect person to play this game

    • @kaijsf8407
      @kaijsf8407 3 года назад +11

      That’s true for like every game lol

    • @queenofeverything3366
      @queenofeverything3366 3 года назад +8

      Alcohol = the makeup of life 😬😂

    • @Freeze-n-Frost
      @Freeze-n-Frost 3 года назад +6

      hence the "vodka" 3:28

    • @Potatolooser
      @Potatolooser 3 года назад +5

      He has a calming voice and adorable personality so I agree :)

    • @NamHoang-oy7lj
      @NamHoang-oy7lj 3 года назад

      LetsGameItOut: ...

  • @Claymore200
    @Claymore200 3 года назад +606

    Man I loved this game when it was a flash game back in middle school.

  • @clintelkins9630
    @clintelkins9630 3 года назад +764

    "Humans are gonna be stoked I already did everything they just have to inhabit it"
    -God after making earth

    • @queenofeverything3366
      @queenofeverything3366 3 года назад +9

      What do you mean? He is god

    • @nobledamask
      @nobledamask 3 года назад +38

      And then the devil snake said: "Human + Fruit"

    • @clintelkins9630
      @clintelkins9630 3 года назад +21

      @@queenofeverything3366 honestly if God actually said that I wouldn't be surprised

    • @queenofeverything3366
      @queenofeverything3366 3 года назад +14

      @@clintelkins9630 it'd make me wonder why stoked isn't a more popular word

    • @houssamouederni8321
      @houssamouederni8321 3 года назад

      @@queenofeverything3366 b

  • @jenniferadamson3519
    @jenniferadamson3519 3 года назад +482

    Wow..i had these games on my ipod in middle school and played them non-stop. Happy to see it again!

  • @Hana.Behl-Lecter
    @Hana.Behl-Lecter 3 года назад +69

    This just unlocked a part of my brain I completely forgot existed. This was such a great game

  • @woodwood7322
    @woodwood7322 3 года назад +225

    I haven’t seen this game in a long time thank you df for reminding me of this game

    • @0xBahubalix0
      @0xBahubalix0 3 года назад +1

      What is the name of this game

    • @ssaltsorf5708
      @ssaltsorf5708 3 года назад +1

      Doodle God (i think)

    • @fluffs_arts
      @fluffs_arts 3 года назад +9

      @@ssaltsorf5708 yup its doodle god. Not the same as it used to be tho. It was good when it was just a flash game but this new version is just a cash grab. The creators are literally just over milking it. Id say they were "milking it for all its worth" but they past that point a while ago.

    • @UrielElOsO
      @UrielElOsO 3 года назад +4

      @@fluffs_arts Doodle God, Doodle Devil, Doodle whatever etc. Yep, the creators of this series really stop giving a damn, lol. Not going to hate, though. I played almost all of them.

    • @jamesbuchanan6545
      @jamesbuchanan6545 3 года назад

      I just installed this game

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama39 3 года назад +381

    DF: "Fire and water creates alcohol."
    Me: Add glass and you get a *FullLiquorBar!* (funky music) : )

    • @ellajackson2274
      @ellajackson2274 3 года назад +9

      yes. just yes.

    • @volteonex1862
      @volteonex1862 3 года назад +37

      Is this gray in disguise or something lol

    • @Sin_Shadow_Fox
      @Sin_Shadow_Fox 3 года назад +44

      Why the fuck could i HEAR that? I've seen too many GrayStillPlays videos.

    • @fuze7885
      @fuze7885 3 года назад +9

      @@volteonex1862 they're similar, yet different

    • @sky-blitz2402
      @sky-blitz2402 3 года назад +9

      A FULL LIQUOR BAR!!!!!! (I know drinking is a problem for some people... But i find that joke very funny :3)

  • @Teledaga
    @Teledaga 3 года назад +467

    If you could get the SWFs, I'd love to see you play some of the "Grow" games by EyeMaze. They're similar to this but instead of logic it's a bunch of trippy experimenting

    • @RedEyeStorm7
      @RedEyeStorm7 3 года назад +29

      There is some sense of internal logic but a lot of it is trial and error

    • @isaacangust485
      @isaacangust485 3 года назад +19

      Grow games... so nostalgic.

    • @jackalenterprisesofohio
      @jackalenterprisesofohio 3 года назад +5

      You know
      Hoodamath has some
      And it's still up.....soooo

    • @whos_nolan
      @whos_nolan 3 года назад +4

      or install flashpoint

    • @tiffc9785
      @tiffc9785 3 года назад

      What is SWF

  • @ianthehuman
    @ianthehuman 3 года назад +19

    "What about Vodka... + storm??" Oh DF, never change

  • @trybunt
    @trybunt 3 года назад +20

    Air+lizard=bird..
    I'm glad this game is a perfect representation of our scientific understanding of evolution

  • @DeadPiratexx
    @DeadPiratexx 3 года назад +68

    FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY, PLEASE COMPLETE THIS GAME

    • @donvito5647
      @donvito5647 3 года назад +2

      It's such a boring game I hope he doesn't play it again

    • @shneepz1016
      @shneepz1016 3 года назад +6

      don vito cringe

    • @FlazuelJr
      @FlazuelJr 3 года назад

      He wont he didnt even make grass

    • @darhencelsantiago4270
      @darhencelsantiago4270 3 года назад +2

      @@donvito5647 It's Not Boring

  • @xiiiDRiV3Riiix
    @xiiiDRiV3Riiix 3 года назад +8

    PLEEEEASE keep this potential series going! I love you playing this game, it just fits so well!

  • @cryptodetroitgeniuses2159
    @cryptodetroitgeniuses2159 3 года назад +27

    This video is gold. That’s right DF, you should try out for Olympia.

  • @syedasadkhalid5395
    @syedasadkhalid5395 3 года назад +4

    12:45 you can't just hit me with the death note sound...

  • @Aimlessimp05
    @Aimlessimp05 3 года назад +4

    I like that subtle placement of David Tennant as the doctor. You have much more admiration DF.

  • @Camilleillustrates
    @Camilleillustrates 3 года назад +106

    I didn’t know they made a game about DF!

  • @Rukarin-
    @Rukarin- 3 года назад +42

    All this time we're like
    "He added boat to steam engine but not kart to steam engine"

  • @mattevans4377
    @mattevans4377 3 года назад +5

    I'm on the edge of me seat for part 2, and I have no idea why.

  • @marykt1008
    @marykt1008 3 года назад +1

    The Deadly Premonition whistle song is glorious. Bravo.

  • @Bacon_Pancakes
    @Bacon_Pancakes 3 года назад +40

    We've got dragons AND imaginary creatures 😂 nice DF.

  • @SiminaDar
    @SiminaDar 3 года назад +6

    I played Doodle God in college like 10 years ago. It was one of my favorites.

  • @MintDuck-fs8hp
    @MintDuck-fs8hp 3 года назад +36

    “I don’t know why we need storms” DF you know why you need storms
    (To kill)

  • @ethanmclean3924
    @ethanmclean3924 3 года назад +8

    That calming voice overwhelms me

  • @zapdragon5942
    @zapdragon5942 3 года назад +9

    The fact the icon for "human + human" is the only animated one tho

    • @jacknguyen5220
      @jacknguyen5220 3 года назад

      I think DF just censored it, unless it changed from the original. It's... it's kinda just what you'd expect to be there ig...

    • @disarisumbrus4492
      @disarisumbrus4492 3 года назад +1

      @@jacknguyen5220 it literally went out of its frame so yeah he censored it

  • @mc_wolfy1
    @mc_wolfy1 2 года назад +1

    "We've had humans on this planet for 30 seconds and already we have alcoholics"
    -DangerouslyFunny, 2021

  • @GattToDaChoppa
    @GattToDaChoppa 3 года назад +9

    "we've had humans for 30 seconds and we already have alcoholics"
    Yea... thats humanity for ya

  • @lilharm
    @lilharm 3 года назад +2

    DF not thinking of giving the ghosts life honestly fits his personality

  • @cathygrandstaff1957
    @cathygrandstaff1957 3 года назад +3

    Dragons and Vodka sounds like a great time.

  • @Sojiiro545
    @Sojiiro545 3 года назад +1

    This was very frustrating to watch... knowing the combinations and watching DF seem to purposely miss them was almost painful.

  • @AlienStar2011
    @AlienStar2011 3 года назад +4

    I honestly can't wait for him to try out doodle devil and all the others

  • @eddy.gdelaleu3860
    @eddy.gdelaleu3860 3 года назад +1

    11:00 I love the way he says that so much!! XD
    TheStupidThingsThey’dGetUpTooo

  • @kookiemony01
    @kookiemony01 3 года назад +6

    Such a great video, thanks for the laughs DF.

  • @Bekka404
    @Bekka404 3 года назад +3

    This was a blast from the past! Thanks DF

  • @yolo-senpal4520
    @yolo-senpal4520 3 года назад +8

    I haven’t seen this game in forever! It was nice seeing it being played again

    • @HomelessGaming
      @HomelessGaming 2 года назад

      What's if called

    • @yolo-senpal4520
      @yolo-senpal4520 2 года назад

      @@HomelessGaming I don’t remember, it doesn’t say it in the video?

    • @troompeu2
      @troompeu2 2 года назад

      @@HomelessGaming doodle god

  • @ethang8936
    @ethang8936 3 года назад +2

    I like how vodka exists before life

  • @ry_adams30
    @ry_adams30 3 года назад +3

    I’m obsessed with this man I have been watching all of his videos since like a year ago and now I put on a water proof case on in the shower to watch him

  • @insertjokehere3430
    @insertjokehere3430 2 года назад

    ive just been listening to this as i play games and hearing df just say a ton of random items for 20 minutes is kind of relaxing

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 3 года назад +9

    Honestly for once what DF was accomplishing didn't seem so bad.

  • @tannerdonkey9939
    @tannerdonkey9939 3 года назад +1

    Electricity+bird didn’t equal Thunderbird but now you are probably on some kind of watchlist for trying to electrocute a bird

  • @barackobama6723
    @barackobama6723 3 года назад +8

    “400 Trillion years of evolution” -DF

  • @Fartickler
    @Fartickler 3 года назад +1

    We have finally answered the riddle, “what came first the chicken or the egg?” We now know it was the egg

  • @chaoticgood8996
    @chaoticgood8996 3 года назад +13

    Avatar lookin *way* different then I remember

  • @due2625
    @due2625 3 года назад +2

    Day 1 of thanking DF for making good, fun content for us every day, thanks DF

  • @Mars-ns1iu
    @Mars-ns1iu 3 года назад +6

    Graystillplays and DF should colab together

  • @k4dead
    @k4dead 3 года назад +2

    (Blue border elements are "complete, basically you don't even have to try them anymore cuz they just did all the fusions.)

  • @UselessMiwaaaa
    @UselessMiwaaaa 3 года назад +6

    Now we can confirm that DF is god

  • @TheDrexxus
    @TheDrexxus 2 года назад +1

    My brain must just work different.
    In my mind, you'd want to combine the elements on the left one at a time with everything on the right. Then, as you unlock new elements, they'd be put in the queue and you'd automatically pair them with all existing elements on the right as you progress. You'd systematically unlock everything quickly and easily.

  • @Oh_liv_ee_AY
    @Oh_liv_ee_AY 3 года назад +6

    You should get some lofi since everyone says that you are their comfort youtuber! I think it would work well with your style

  • @honeycomb7332
    @honeycomb7332 3 года назад +1

    Forgot this game existed but I’m glad I found this video! Keep up the good work DF!

  • @flapjackoctopus7282
    @flapjackoctopus7282 3 года назад +5

    Imagine somewhere in a parallel universe this is the Earth's history
    "And before humans, and even the dinosaurs roamed the Earth, there was already alcohol and vodka. We are not sure how and why but scientists have proven this did happen."

  • @craftmaster4932
    @craftmaster4932 3 года назад +1

    I love the part of df declaring victory when he makes alcohol puts it on a beach claiming its a resort xD

  • @pearlstar253
    @pearlstar253 3 года назад +3

    It’s about time this man played this game.

  • @scarlettisrich
    @scarlettisrich 3 года назад +1

    When DF said being god is fun, I got scared for a second there 😅😅😅

  • @TheArmouredDoggo
    @TheArmouredDoggo 3 года назад +3

    “Ice and vodka?”
    It does make something
    A good time.

  • @Memeishreal1
    @Memeishreal1 3 года назад +1

    When you did the vodka thing I thought
    “Full liquor bar” then I thought “wait wrong channel”

  • @spartenpanda0928
    @spartenpanda0928 3 года назад +4

    the stardew valley music in the backround is perfect

  • @felpshehe
    @felpshehe 3 года назад +1

    i love the fact earth is still primitive and we already have vodka... MAZOLTOV

  • @Broken0Hearted
    @Broken0Hearted 3 года назад +16

    Reminds me of a game called little alchemy

  • @rowell8334
    @rowell8334 3 года назад

    DF: *Discover's new ELEMENT*
    Also DF: *COMBINE IT WITH VODKA AND ALCOHOL*

  • @robertsedlor433
    @robertsedlor433 3 года назад +3

    YESSSS I've been waiting for this game

  • @Squibolotl
    @Squibolotl 2 года назад +1

    Can we all just appreciate that he tried to light a lizard on fire for no apparent reason?

  • @mrbaraa5172
    @mrbaraa5172 3 года назад +11

    stardew valley music playing after 10 mins: makes me nostalgic...i miss the old df :c

    • @wickerss_
      @wickerss_ 3 года назад +1

      i thought i was going insane for a bit. i didnt know if it was actually playing or if i was hearing things lol

    • @ElytraAmbrosia
      @ElytraAmbrosia 3 года назад

      I scrolled through so many comments to see if anyone else noticed 😂

  • @fbibase2835
    @fbibase2835 3 года назад +2

    It's confirmed, the egg came first!

    • @persona8439
      @persona8439 3 года назад

      Ah yes. The age old question.

  • @LinYue_
    @LinYue_ 3 года назад +3

    XD How he puts Stardew valley music as the background music

  • @BurgerBadger7635
    @BurgerBadger7635 3 года назад +2

    i find it weird that ive never heard this guy laugh and it hurts to imagine it

  • @logansymmes2193
    @logansymmes2193 3 года назад +4

    He should play little alchemist next

  • @saul5188
    @saul5188 3 года назад +1

    the relaxing stardew valley music in the background nice reminder that DF used to always make stardew valley videos (in the beginning of the video)

  • @thebluehonu
    @thebluehonu 3 года назад +3

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    DF: coffee ghost?

  • @cabbageconqueror2259
    @cabbageconqueror2259 3 года назад +1

    "I've basically created a world with just dragons and vodka" are you accepting invitations?

  • @speedytortoise1906
    @speedytortoise1906 3 года назад +13

    POV: your early and trying to think of a good comment

  • @fantasylord4766
    @fantasylord4766 3 года назад +2

    Sees the human mission, avoids it so the world can actually prosper

  • @chuylopez1487
    @chuylopez1487 3 года назад +4

    First

  • @lowellthoerner1209
    @lowellthoerner1209 2 года назад +1

    "What about a wizard and a ghost?"
    - Some southern man, circa 1860

  • @shaq8934
    @shaq8934 3 года назад +2

    Now we know how all things were made and how the future will look, according to DF.

  • @KitoBallard
    @KitoBallard 3 года назад +2

    Seeing DF mess with elements, trying to play god, makes me wonder how he'll play Black and White 1 or 2

  • @claudiaborges8406
    @claudiaborges8406 3 года назад

    0:34 Anakin Skywalker would think this is the best planet to live on until DF did this

  • @ceithless
    @ceithless 2 года назад +1

    quicksilver is actually a type of metal, it is liquit at room temp. and is usualy called mercury
    it is hg on the periodic table

  • @dylantetreault3943
    @dylantetreault3943 3 года назад +2

    I wish I had the experience of playing Doodle God for the first time again.

  • @thenecromancer4113
    @thenecromancer4113 3 года назад +1

    This dude’s voice is so calming

  • @c0d3metallic97
    @c0d3metallic97 3 года назад +2

    When we finally find out DF knows stuff but never uses his brain

  • @nicardosaunders9525
    @nicardosaunders9525 3 года назад +1

    "Pretty much there's just some dragon stuff and vodka"
    Russians from the middle ag- OH LAWD WHY YOU RUNNIN OVER ME IM TRYNA MAKE A MEME OF YOU OWWWW

  • @8_BitMan
    @8_BitMan 3 года назад +1

    DF: *Gets appointed god of earth
    God: “Congrats! I trust you will make good decisions and create peace and prosperity with the people!”
    The Devil: “Violence among the people will give you a 0.000000000000000000000001% xp boost!”
    DF: “Time to Kermit Homicide”

  • @philiplemine928
    @philiplemine928 2 года назад

    Forgive me but I’ve been watching you for a year and never realized that I’ve subbed to you yet. 2 mil is right around the corner

  • @minilamma4879
    @minilamma4879 2 года назад

    YES,AFTER 10 YEARS I FINALLT FOUND THIS GAME AGAIN. THANK YOU, COMING UPON THOS VIDEO IS SUCH A BLESS

  • @codystone93
    @codystone93 3 года назад +2

    The amount of attention he puts into finding combinations with alcohol and vodka is a little concerning.

  • @gorgiscool
    @gorgiscool 3 года назад

    I love your voice and this game and you combined are perfect

  • @datruth9650
    @datruth9650 3 года назад +1

    The first 10 seconds always sets the mood for the video

  • @lingiune9076
    @lingiune9076 3 года назад

    Honestly the coffee ghost thing had me in tears it caught me off guard completely

  • @logansmith6342
    @logansmith6342 3 года назад +1

    Damn you must be an awesome ruler if corpses we're barely created 12 billion years after the first human was born XD

  • @natash6790
    @natash6790 2 года назад +1

    0:34 WHY WHY WHY THE SAND MEME

  • @Tydusis1
    @Tydusis1 2 года назад

    "We've only had humans on the planet for 30 seconds and we already have alcoholics."
    *Accurate.*

  • @RealmOfUnknown
    @RealmOfUnknown 3 года назад +2

    Aaahh this game. It was so perfect when it started off.

  • @galihabimanyu213
    @galihabimanyu213 3 года назад +1

    Finish the game pls, its really entertaining and really satisfying.

  • @johannes7664
    @johannes7664 3 года назад

    Oh god yes DF as a god is da best.
    And it fits so perfect that he would play this game.

  • @alpal1019
    @alpal1019 2 года назад

    evolution and DF is a catastrophic combo

  • @mewtwo5889
    @mewtwo5889 3 года назад +1

    *DangerouslyFunny* I need your "Hello Everyone" intro please.