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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @jakyboi1255
    @jakyboi1255 Год назад +14482

    bro has no filter

    • @unfathomable3434
      @unfathomable3434 Год назад +440

      He's just like me fr (I have autism)

    • @mk6315
      @mk6315 Год назад +1

      @@unfathomable3434 tard strength is not spartan rage calm down

    • @unfathomable3434
      @unfathomable3434 Год назад +114

      @@mk6315 idk why you've got to insult me because I have a condition you might have, I was making a joke

    • @unfathomable3434
      @unfathomable3434 Год назад +55

      @@thetutorialslayer1809 no

    • @thetutorialslayer1809
      @thetutorialslayer1809 Год назад +18

      @@unfathomable3434 but he is a leader in your community 🙌👹

  • @razzy4159
    @razzy4159 Год назад +10191

    "Which did you choose?"
    "The hard way"
    Literally Kratos in the entire God of War franchise in 3 words

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 Год назад +263

      Well Kratos was essentially the booty warrior God killer in a sense. For A lot of them he was basically like "Now we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. The choice may or may not be yours!"

    • @mtchoong
      @mtchoong Год назад +24

      🗿

    • @thezucclord-3738
      @thezucclord-3738 Год назад +114

      @@geekymetalhead5112 With Aphrodite he was literally just the booty warrior.

    • @JavierEscuella1911
      @JavierEscuella1911 Год назад +15

      @@thezucclord-3738 “the choice is yours”

    • @Quitbit
      @Quitbit Год назад +18

      “All I want is peace.”
      .
      .
      .
      “No.”

  • @hoshiryu
    @hoshiryu Год назад +14305

    "Big Foot Print"
    "Smartest Man Alive" Damn, Kratos having Sarcasm is Awesomr

    • @hunterrhoades1813
      @hunterrhoades1813 Год назад +401

      The only regret about this is that it hasn’t happened sooner.

    • @pisky5067
      @pisky5067 Год назад +54

      I dont get it

    • @Scoutpups282
      @Scoutpups282 Год назад +686

      @@pisky5067 Kratos is basically saying “no shit mimir, I see it”

    • @pisky5067
      @pisky5067 Год назад +82

      @@Scoutpups282 Oh i get it but its weird because Mimir cant even see that footprint technically

    • @gg-gamers
      @gg-gamers  Год назад +279

      @@pisky5067 He tried doing the front, but all of the viscera was too much.

  • @lokitheacrocanthosaurus8240
    @lokitheacrocanthosaurus8240 Год назад +2886

    He doesn't even seem like he is trying to be mean. He just blurts out all of his thoughts.

    • @illegalmemedealer3549
      @illegalmemedealer3549 Год назад +1

      Autism

    • @lokitheacrocanthosaurus8240
      @lokitheacrocanthosaurus8240 Год назад +78

      @@illegalmemedealer3549 lol. I'm autistic and this is very true.

    • @fissilewhistle
      @fissilewhistle Год назад +127

      Most of his thoughts just happen to be “Hm” and “No.”

    • @nopressure6986
      @nopressure6986 Год назад +100

      No wonder Heimdall said he had an empty head. He just got it out of his system.

    • @azathoth2067
      @azathoth2067 Год назад +48

      @@lokitheacrocanthosaurus8240 hmm... supposed stoicism, social ineptitude, shrewd perfectionist of his craft, dry humor, specific yet strong intelligence, blatant and unyielding disregard of authority... kratos is an aspie confirmed.

  • @CubiStudios
    @CubiStudios Год назад +5881

    Kratos really fucking hates spirits.

    • @MO-zk8qs
      @MO-zk8qs Год назад +497

      In 2018 he mentioned to atreus that they were all liars lol even by the end of ragnorok he only tolerates them

    • @craftsmenMC
      @craftsmenMC Год назад +247

      @@MO-zk8qs although from what I could tell he really felt for the father and son spirits in Svartelheim that were looking for treasure and wanted to protect each other

    • @MO-zk8qs
      @MO-zk8qs Год назад +109

      @@craftsmenMC true. naturally since those hit home with kratos

    • @craftsmenMC
      @craftsmenMC Год назад +81

      @@MO-zk8qs absolutely. When I was first hearing the fathers story when I started the quest I was thinking “ohhh the dad of boi is gonna be so into this- and there is it”

    • @grantpflum6844
      @grantpflum6844 Год назад +116

      Considering he crawled his way back through death THREE times to finish his own business rather than ask others to do it for him I think Kratos just feels that they are to god d*mn lazy!

  • @doofsivaworshipper8015
    @doofsivaworshipper8015 Год назад +9427

    The “boy” when atreus asks why sindri isn’t blue is so hilarious. Rare to hear kratos in that kind of shock.

    • @Tu-Li-Oh
      @Tu-Li-Oh Год назад +936

      Well, the dude is white af while the others aren't, he prob thought Brok had similar...circumstances...

    • @Cryo_Cross
      @Cryo_Cross Год назад +585

      I guess now that ya mention it, both their skin had something to do with death

    • @denkerbosu3551
      @denkerbosu3551 Год назад +476

      @@Tu-Li-Oh damn, you brought such great point.
      He could've thought Brok was cursed.

    • @TheNapster153
      @TheNapster153 Год назад +174

      @@denkerbosu3551 to be fair, it's not a wrong assumption

    • @robertsylvester3542
      @robertsylvester3542 Год назад +65

      Got me too! Especially the nose one, IT WILL ONLY ITCH MORE LATER. Lol

  • @TheSpook313
    @TheSpook313 Год назад +7560

    GoW 4
    Atreus: You've met other spirits?
    Kratos: Yes. Many.
    Atreus: What were they like?
    Kratos: Annoying.

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 Год назад +257

      Kratos: I’m going to cut off your head now.
      Also Kratos: I DID NOT hurt my back!

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience Год назад +1

      @@robertnelson9599 Kratos in GoW 3: *SCREAMING, ROARING, TEARING OFF HELIOS' HEAD, MORE SCREAMING, HEAD SCREAMS WHILE SEVERED*
      Kratos in GoW 4: I'm going to cut off your head now.

    • @loliconenjoyer9770
      @loliconenjoyer9770 Год назад +12

      Gow 2018 was in fact gow 7-8

    • @denkerbosu3551
      @denkerbosu3551 Год назад +26

      @@loliconenjoyer9770 No, the others cameup in between 2 and 3 (after, in the case of Ascension) and yet aren't numbered.
      They are more like side-stories (with CHains of Olympus contradicting his character in GoW 1)

    • @jeanculasec1466
      @jeanculasec1466 Год назад +56

      Atreus: What were they like?
      Kratos: Dead.

  • @konnerhughes4483
    @konnerhughes4483 Год назад +2751

    I find it so funny that the biggest laugh Kratos has in this series is from Angrboda saying Atreaus needs discipline.

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm Год назад +262

      And from Mimir's story about the two monks.

    • @dilfasriel6354
      @dilfasriel6354 10 месяцев назад +65

      That and when Atreus spotted a watermill under water

    • @sentientmustache8360
      @sentientmustache8360 7 месяцев назад +95

      The second she mentioned discipline he was 100% sold on his daughter in law

    • @thealrighty3534
      @thealrighty3534 3 месяца назад

      You mean UNDERwatermil​@@dilfasriel6354

    • @bernascorpion
      @bernascorpion Месяц назад

      Woke Angrboda you mean 👎

  • @aphill.5611
    @aphill.5611 Год назад +3141

    The Spartans were notoriously pragmatic. And were also taught to not use any fluffy language and get to the point. Meaning they came up with some god tier one liners.

    • @stevenwright366
      @stevenwright366 Год назад +347

      “If”

    • @DeliriumTrigger2
      @DeliriumTrigger2 Год назад +184

      @@stevenwright366 one of the hardest lines of all time

    • @danielvictor3262
      @danielvictor3262 Год назад +87

      @@stevenwright366 Props to Alexander (or was it his father?) for taking that burn lol if it was me I would have quit being a king and just die on the spot

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 Год назад +81

      @@stevenwright366 I love the fact that we all know the situation you're referencing, from just one word
      Shows how cold Spartans are

    • @tzaphkielconficturus7136
      @tzaphkielconficturus7136 Год назад +19

      @@danielvictor3262 It was his father, Phillip 2.

  • @eckienoxio5602
    @eckienoxio5602 Год назад +5344

    "Death can have me when it earns me" is one of the most bad ass things I've ever heard

  • @psychogamer7213
    @psychogamer7213 Год назад +1185

    "I've fought bigger."
    Statement of the entire millennia right there.

    • @JeSt4m
      @JeSt4m Год назад +90

      under-statement to be exact.
      The dead Giant in Midgard is smaller than Chronos or Hecatonchreis. I mean their nails is the size of tennis court and Kratos used it as Arena... and Kratos are only few pixel big when he's squashed between two finger of Chronos.
      Kratos probably looked at Jormundgandr and think "Puny snake" in his head

    • @liamroberts1458
      @liamroberts1458 Год назад +21

      ​@@JeSt4m "Pfft... that wretched grandfather of mine was bigger."

    • @Gam1ngAhmad
      @Gam1ngAhmad 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@JeSt4m glad you said it. I am mad Jormundgandr isnt as big as chronos if not bigger since he circles around all of midgard, and midgard is so vast, compared to the little area we are walking around in. Such a missed out opportunity. And should've left Kraots be 2.34m or 7'8f cause he seems like a punny god even though we all fans know what he is capable of. My only complaint about the new series.

    • @InsaneSalmon
      @InsaneSalmon Месяц назад

      @@Gam1ngAhmadDude. Midgard is EARTH in Norse Mythos.

    • @Gam1ngAhmad
      @Gam1ngAhmad Месяц назад +1

      @@InsaneSalmon no Midgard isn’t just earth but it’s practically a region they would call the places where normal humans lived. Cause in technicality the other realms weren’t other dimensions but sorta kingdoms or regions. Anyone could walk there but obviously not everybody is welcome everywhere.
      And and Valhalla isn’t somewhere different it’s in Asgard.
      So that’s why they call it Myths. Cause it all sounds cool but it can also sound very stupid. Especially by someone like me explaining it who isn’t great with words.
      Sorry if I cause some confusion.

  • @victoryisinmyhand3599
    @victoryisinmyhand3599 Год назад +2415

    bro knows how to kill the dead

    • @FaFaBentong
      @FaFaBentong Год назад +69

      Bro can fix the broken

    • @incompetentprick
      @incompetentprick Год назад +37

      bro can defy fates like its nothing

    • @trungvudz
      @trungvudz Год назад +29

      "Even the dead can die again" -Kratos probably

    • @victoryisinmyhand3599
      @victoryisinmyhand3599 Год назад +3

      @@trungvudz ayo brooo

    • @zerozone5848
      @zerozone5848 Год назад +16

      @@FaFaBentong Bro can feel.... bro can feel my HEAAAAAAAAR-R-RT (gigachad music)

  • @thatguyintheback9805
    @thatguyintheback9805 Год назад +732

    Once he heard Angrbodasay "discipline" he folded lmao

    • @MegaMew204
      @MegaMew204 Год назад +79

      " *grunts* I approve"

    • @DarthMechRBLX
      @DarthMechRBLX Год назад +96

      Angrboda: “He just needs a bit of discipline to bring it out!”
      Kratos: “you have my blessing.”
      Mimir: “What?”
      Freya: “What?”
      Angrboda: “What?”
      Kratos: “What.”

    • @abhirupkundu2778
      @abhirupkundu2778 2 дня назад

      @@DarthMechRBLX Also, moments later....
      Kratos: "What may have happened in the past does not concern the future."
      Grunts, doesn't elaborate, leaves.

  • @sleepygeekyandreadytodream...y
    @sleepygeekyandreadytodream...y Год назад +3537

    As cool as 'Death can have me when it earns me' is, I also like Kratos and Mimir's talk about revenge.
    K:You seek revenge. A dangerous path
    M:You're one to talk
    K:I am the authority of the subject. You'll do well to listen

    • @ij1376
      @ij1376 Год назад +216

      Honestly that was powerful.

    • @potato1341
      @potato1341 Год назад +237

      Honestly, if more people took the time to take in what Kratos was saying, the game would be a lot more peaceful. Had Thor listened to him earlier, he would've known as a "destroyer", he can make the difference. If Baldur had listened, he wouldn't of driven Kratos to kill him to save Freya, he had a new lease on life. If Heimdall took Kratos' mercy, he would've let him live. People don't wanna hear him out

    • @nin2494
      @nin2494 Год назад +183

      ​@potato1341 Kratos is a man who's learned his lesson, and can teach it to all who will listen; the problem is he's surrounded by people just like himself in his youth: Those who won't listen.

    • @Tjerty
      @Tjerty Год назад +48

      Honestly, I loved this response. People in mimirs situation love to quip or call people a "hypocrite" in order to dismiss them entirely. Should at least take notes when people caution due to their own experience.

    • @Thelozilla420
      @Thelozilla420 Год назад +9

      Wirklich meine zwei Lieblings Zitate. Die merke ich mir.

  • @tropicalbreeze1164
    @tropicalbreeze1164 Год назад +1553

    Kratos getting more and more visibly annoyed by the spirits is such a mood

  • @Liliphant_
    @Liliphant_ Год назад +4114

    The real life Spartans were actually famous for these kind of short, powerful remarks. These are called laconicisms, after Laconia, the region around Sparta.
    I think it's a pretty neat detail to Kratos's character.

    • @SiegeTF
      @SiegeTF Год назад +296

      Spartan children had to bite their thumbs if they were too verbose.

    • @Rustyfork_25
      @Rustyfork_25 Год назад +243

      @@SiegeTF bro spent 30 mins scrolling Laconic phrase on Wikipedia. What about when king Demaratus responded to someone asking "who is your most exemplary spartan" and the king "said he that is least like you"

    • @raymondfisheriii791
      @raymondfisheriii791 Год назад +507

      @@Rustyfork_25 my personal favorite is the one where a Spartan soldier apparently saw a ghost, and proceeded to chase it down, spear in hand, screaming “COME BACK, HE WHO SHALL DIE TWICE!”. My guy thought he saw the dead rise and was like “I’ve never gotten a double kill on one person before!”

    • @richelledecastro7705
      @richelledecastro7705 Год назад +44

      ​@@raymondfisheriii791 That's hilarious.

    • @raymondfisheriii791
      @raymondfisheriii791 Год назад +225

      @@richelledecastro7705 right? Another of my favorites is the one that came from a Spartan Queen in response to someone visiting asking her “Why do the women in Sparta get treated better then all the other women in Greece?” The Queen simply responded “because Spartan women make Spartan men”. She wasn’t wrong. In Spartan culture, the only two kinds of people who got marked graves upon death were those who died in war, or those who died during childbirth. Spartan women also had the equal right to vote in Sparta. So it wasn’t a Queen bragging, but simply explaining the way that Spartans thought. “Women help make more men, more men means more soldiers, therefore women are just as important.” There’s obviously more reasons that women are important, but for a society mainly known for their warfare, it’s really cool to see them take on that form of thinking and it leading to them being more progressive than others in that regard

  • @Anglomachian
    @Anglomachian Год назад +461

    “Hm-Hm. I like you.”
    The pride I would feel if Kratos said that to me.

  • @TheTruthFreed01
    @TheTruthFreed01 Год назад +1417

    Dad of boy? Nah. Dad of No.

  • @peternagy6847
    @peternagy6847 Год назад +3548

    You speeding up Freya's monologue about realm travel made me chuckle, possibly harder than it should have

    • @Aurelia391-d1z
      @Aurelia391-d1z Год назад +367

      That's what Kratos actually heard

    • @gg-gamers
      @gg-gamers  Год назад +328

      @@Aurelia391-d1z That was the thinking. Initially, I tried speeding it up 3x, but it lasted too long. I had to max out the fast forward edit so that it was a similar length to the other clips.
      The speed is 8x.

    • @VillagerNugget
      @VillagerNugget Год назад +33

      @@gg-gamers What if I did my 2x speed, adding to the 8x speed :)
      Edit: the 2x speed on the rest of the vid gave me an extra chuckle

    • @franksantos6729
      @franksantos6729 Год назад +29

      Missed the opportunity to playback the previous take with Baldur. "You talk too much!"

    • @TheKatera4a
      @TheKatera4a Год назад +21

      @@Aurelia391-d1z That's what Kratos hears any time someone tries explaining something to him. He wants to hear only how it works for his benefit and nothing else. Anything else said, like it's backstory or mechanisms, he mentally fasts forward.

  • @thatnametohideidentity4399
    @thatnametohideidentity4399 Год назад +839

    2:53 to 3:06 is Freya's speech and his reply is just "Yes". Amazing.

    • @zsu-23-4shilka2
      @zsu-23-4shilka2 Год назад +86

      Freya: _explaining the lore behind the World Tree_
      Kratos: *_”SILENCE, WITCH!_* No more than ten words per sentence.”

    • @Eagle_the_18th
      @Eagle_the_18th Год назад +68

      He even sounds impatiently annoyed which makes the whole reply even better

    • @Angiekins
      @Angiekins Год назад +5

      "Fair enough."

    • @sandclover
      @sandclover Год назад +19

      he says it with such clear annoyance, too. like he was just waiting the entire time for her to shut up and tell him how to use it

  • @nuothe11th
    @nuothe11th Год назад +384

    The "OLIVES" one is my absolute favorite so far. Also "Silence." "CORRECT!" "...I was NOT. ANSWERING. The. Riddle."

  • @AndiixeUKnow
    @AndiixeUKnow Год назад +601

    6:57 how Atreus just casully makes a 180 headshot out of nowhere xD

    • @foam3132
      @foam3132 Год назад +49

      Those him movements from his father

    • @Redskeletongreeneyes2
      @Redskeletongreeneyes2 Год назад +15

      ​@@foam3132brother speak English, what are you sayyyiiinng?

  • @Talancir
    @Talancir Год назад +336

    well I mean, he comes from a culture that made one-liners their hallmark.
    Philip II of Macedon: "Tell me whether should come as friend or foe."
    The Spartan ephors: "Neither."
    Philip II of Macedon: "If I invade Laconia, I shall turn you out."
    The Spartan ephors: "If."

    • @kereminde
      @kereminde Год назад +22

      From what I recall... he did, and... he did.

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@keremindedovahatty said it best: “what’s that? Best warriors in the ancient world? You fell for propoganda” or something like that after talking about a battle where the Roman’s btfo’d what was left of sparta. Even in Philips time they were a shell of their former selves

    • @FezCaliph
      @FezCaliph Месяц назад

      “Turn you out” 😫😫 guess they were quite zesty

  • @mr.highschoollocksmith6080
    @mr.highschoollocksmith6080 Год назад +205

    "Death can have me, when it earns me"
    Has got to be the hardest hitting one liner a protagonist in a video game has ever said.

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 11 месяцев назад +9

      “Men should not prey to monsters” is a close second

    • @Aurilion44
      @Aurilion44 Месяц назад

      Then you remember that he died THREE times and it did not stop him whatsoever

    • @abhirupkundu2778
      @abhirupkundu2778 2 дня назад +1

      @@goldenfiberwheat238 pray* btw

    • @abhirupkundu2778
      @abhirupkundu2778 2 дня назад +1

      @@Aurilion44 Because death did not earn him. That's the point. He fought death itself, which lost to him.

  • @slimeinabox
    @slimeinabox Год назад +585

    Kratos scolding his son for asking about about skin color is amazing

    • @thrasherdave1428
      @thrasherdave1428 Год назад +30

      No to racism

    • @zsu-23-4shilka2
      @zsu-23-4shilka2 Год назад +86

      “Atreus! You cannot just ask someone why they are blue.”

    • @YayaFeiLong
      @YayaFeiLong Год назад +63

      to be fair Kratos has an unusual skin color too he could probably relate

    • @Kero-zc5tc
      @Kero-zc5tc 11 месяцев назад +1

      Kratos = Michael Jackson

    • @Devin7Eleven
      @Devin7Eleven 3 месяца назад

      @@thrasherdave1428How is it racism? How is it hateful to ask why someone is a certain color? It’s curiosity, not hate.

  • @aced4fun
    @aced4fun Год назад +298

    Kratos saying "why" before throwing his axe away is the funniest thing to me for some reason

  • @andrewjanes7220
    @andrewjanes7220 Год назад +205

    7:59 Kratos had a plan to kill the stag. A standard of a true professional.

    • @vynthiswechseln3868
      @vynthiswechseln3868 Год назад +7

      Meet the Sp........................................................................................................................................................huh, funny how that movie came around to bite this joke in the ass.

    • @andrewch4066
      @andrewch4066 11 месяцев назад +8

      -Be polite- Have a plan to one-line roast anyone you meet

    • @reyagu4607
      @reyagu4607 11 месяцев назад +3

      The professionalism is immaculate

  • @EveryArchive
    @EveryArchive Год назад +600

    2:25 this sounds so out of pocket for Kratos it took me off guard to a degree I never expected. Good job, game. (And good job, Christopher Judge.)

  • @aiden9384
    @aiden9384 Год назад +596

    8:34
    This bit of dialogue could have been so much better if atreus had responded with "intention does not matter, only consequences", kinda like how he did in the first game when he said "He is beaten father, not a threat"

    • @bandawin18
      @bandawin18 Год назад +5

      Something Kratos tried teaching him before he "killed" Modi (he has to still be alive, right? Surely he couldn't have died so quickly)

    • @roshenhaglensfield
      @roshenhaglensfield Год назад +42

      @@bandawin18 nah, modi's TOTALLY dead. Got beaten the feck up by thor for his fuck-ups, leaving him weak enough for Atreus to stab him. Very much dead.

    • @biker932012
      @biker932012 Год назад +3

      @@bandawin18 hes dead, you come across Modi and his brother in Helheim.

    • @bandawin18
      @bandawin18 Год назад +5

      @@biker932012 man, I was really hoping to see him in Ragnarok too. It was rather disappointing that he died so easily like a bitch and wasn't important at all, but it was pretty interesting to hear Thor mention him more than Magni.

    • @Woodland_Adventures
      @Woodland_Adventures 5 месяцев назад

      Nah, would've made more sense for mimir to say that.

  • @CREDLACE
    @CREDLACE Год назад +587

    Brutha IS a Spartan, known for their savage ways and even more savage burns.
    My personal favorite is when some king (can't remember the name) threatened Sparta that they would drive them off if he were to invade, to which he got a parchment with the answer "if"

    • @blackroberts6290
      @blackroberts6290 Год назад +40

      And at the Hot Gates when them Persians demanded the Greeks to lay down their weapons, Leonidas said to them to try come and get it. There is a Leonidas statue in Sparta (I think) that basically says to come and try take their weapons. And iirc some Union soldiers also said the phrase when the Confederacy wanted to make them surrender during the Civil War.

    • @coldwolf8513
      @coldwolf8513 Год назад +85

      Spartans were like the personification of “fuck around and find out…”

    • @kriscubero6778
      @kriscubero6778 Год назад +16

      Kinda badass but at the same time it was really arrogant and led to their downfall if I remember it correctly. The king of Macedonia, who was Alexander the Great's father, was that king in question and in retaliation really did attack them and the Spartans came under their yoke. (Correct if I'm wrong)

    • @blackroberts6290
      @blackroberts6290 Год назад +23

      @@kriscubero6778 No Philip II did not invade Sparta. The city state that time was a poor city state and is not worth the effort of going on invading a strategically insignificant land that housed some of the best of the best warriors of Greece.

    • @kriscubero6778
      @kriscubero6778 Год назад +9

      @@blackroberts6290 thank you for the correction.

  • @Moregun-e7c
    @Moregun-e7c Год назад +115

    6:49 only time you'll ever hear kratos chuckle and say he likes somoneon

    • @SounwaveSuperior
      @SounwaveSuperior Год назад +6

      He acually chuckled or similed at diffrent games but it was like 2-3 times only

  • @HalvoDraws
    @HalvoDraws Год назад +182

    kratos: you do not remember her. nor she you.
    freya: _and?_
    kratos: silent for a hot second
    freya being the only person to effectively shut kratos up like that

    • @yoshijb9428
      @yoshijb9428 Год назад +22

      He realized that she also had a job to do, and she will see it done regardless. Also I think Kratos finally respected her for continuing to do what she said. I think she earned his respect even more there.

  • @kalebross6033
    @kalebross6033 Год назад +154

    7:07
    I love how Kratos shuts him down on the subject 🤣

  • @Dr.Anarchy97
    @Dr.Anarchy97 11 месяцев назад +6

    "My son. He draws"
    Kratos, the ultimate wingman

  • @GameBreaker1055
    @GameBreaker1055 Год назад +60

    "I am an authority on the suspect. You'd do well to listen." is such a hard line actually.
    Given how Kratos has essentially been saying it in different words to Freya and Atreus all game long it's nice hearing him straight up saying it.

  • @K-Lowe
    @K-Lowe Год назад +185

    6:19
    "Boy 😧" look at my man being an anti racist 👍

  • @AverageSensei
    @AverageSensei 2 месяца назад +18

    The fact that Kratos got more annoyed as more spirits started asking favors fits so well 😂

    • @FezCaliph
      @FezCaliph Месяц назад

      He’s saying what the player is thinking 😅

  • @robinschmalbrock5357
    @robinschmalbrock5357 Год назад +718

    God of War (2018): You're both cracked
    God of War Ragnarök: You're hopeless, both of you
    Kratos might not have fulfilled his parental duties seriously for long, but he obviously left a deep and lasting impression on his son.

  • @garyscott4441
    @garyscott4441 Год назад +69

    “ Fo goodness sakes brother, just TAKE THE WIN!” 😂😂😂

  • @toning338
    @toning338 Год назад +152

    As mad as Kratos can get, he never seemed to get angry at his wife, that's true love from the God Of War.

  • @GhostofSparta6829
    @GhostofSparta6829 Год назад +240

    The thumbnail is excellent lmao

  • @sir1603
    @sir1603 Год назад +161

    My favorites:
    0:12 NO.
    0:27 Stop whining.
    0:49 The hard way.
    0:56 wHy.
    1:15 A temporary one...
    1:26 Let us put them to rest.
    1:40 She demands a cure...
    2:00 I helped no one...
    2:05 Your challenges mean nothing to the gods...
    2:18 Unlikely...
    2:25 Another spirit who wants something from us...
    2:33 We cannot undo your mistakes...
    2:35 Your alliance is unusual.
    2:49 You talk too much.
    3:20 Foolish...
    3:35 I imagine they were.
    3:41 We do what we please, boy. No excuses.
    3:51 Then we shall give them death.
    4:00 Confronting the past comes with a price.
    4:04 Be cautious. We know not what it does.
    4:14 Enjoy it, It will not last.
    4:23 And you have been told.
    4:29 Why do they whine?
    4:44 No. Death can have me when it earns me.
    4:54 No. Do not ask again.
    5:02 Yes. No.
    5:17 Then the rest matters little.
    5:24 The statue may have survived... But a truce clearly did not... Monuments are useless to those who ignore their message.
    6:49 (Slight chuckle) I like you.
    6:58 ENOUGH!
    7:06 so now you seek revenge. A dangerous path... I’m an authority on the subject. You would do well to listen.
    7:27 No. It would only itch more later.
    7:36 A careless one... We found its home.
    7:45 This jungle was her home. She defended it the way she knew. But if death is the only dignity we can give her...we will give it.
    8:45 Then it will surely exact a price. Be wary of shortcuts to knowledge.

  • @Resi1ience
    @Resi1ience Год назад +62

    6:44 Holy HELL. Kratos chuckles, smiles, and says "I like you" to someone in a genuine, warm tone.
    Fuuuuuuck.

  • @mrcool2745
    @mrcool2745 Год назад +123

    But remember, Baldur is impervious to all threats, physical or magical.

    • @nebulous9280
      @nebulous9280 Год назад +27

      So Kratos chose emotional, which is conveniently the only weakness Baldur had.

    • @kevinkaslana9060
      @kevinkaslana9060 Год назад +10

      Hence why he said "You talk too much."

  • @mgzyra9592
    @mgzyra9592 Год назад +183

    “Those poor souls must be in agony.”
    “Then we shall give them death.”
    Lmao, I mean, sure, Kratos. This is one of the best compilation videos.

  • @kpop_multistan2494
    @kpop_multistan2494 Год назад +69

    6:48 Kratos: (slight chuckle) I like you.
    Girl got approval quicker than anyone else in the game😂

  • @irishspartanstudios
    @irishspartanstudios 4 месяца назад +11

    "Monuments are useless to those who ignore their message."
    _- Kratos_

  • @bobthejedi
    @bobthejedi Год назад +78

    Love Kratos when boy asks why Brok is blue.

    • @blackroberts6290
      @blackroberts6290 Год назад +7

      blue lives matter oof
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      for legal purposes this is a joke

    • @Victoria69420
      @Victoria69420 Год назад +6

      It probably has something to do with his own past remember the ashes of his old family are on his skin

    • @420Zidane
      @420Zidane Год назад +13

      "you can't just ask someone why they're blue"

  • @skorpion1117
    @skorpion1117 Год назад +32

    "Which way did you choose?"
    "The hard way"
    GoW Grindset

  • @cg_fimbulvetr
    @cg_fimbulvetr 12 дней назад +1

    The amount of dialogue in this game is just absolutely fantastical. Every situation you could possibly get into has dialogue

  • @fallshown7070
    @fallshown7070 Год назад +57

    Seeing only Kratos talk and respond in a compilation makes all his lines 1000% funnier

  • @Swock010
    @Swock010 Год назад +110

    5:39 why did you make him twitch in such a emotional scene 😭

  • @Drewrandomdude223
    @Drewrandomdude223 Месяц назад +5

    Angriboda: "He just needs some DISCIPLINE to bring it out"
    Kratos: "Oh I LIKE you!"

  • @L33M_0
    @L33M_0 Год назад +56

    4:44 the most bad ass quote ever

  • @icetide9411
    @icetide9411 11 месяцев назад +11

    I love the way he reacts to Atreus asking about Brok being blue. He doesn't sound angry and gruff, just shocked like "Hey now, we don't say that!"

  • @CallMeMimi27
    @CallMeMimi27 15 дней назад +1

    "I guess you wanted a more practical answer"
    Chad Kratos: "Yes."

  • @Nooby2725
    @Nooby2725 Год назад +51

    0:20 He didn’t even see it yet!

  • @enderherotiktoks65
    @enderherotiktoks65 2 месяца назад +2

    I like how different Kratos from 2018 GOW and GOWR/GOWRV. I like to think that in 2018 GOW, Kratos was still managing his rage, his anger which is why he sounds similar to the rest of the games, just older and less rage full. In GOWR and GOWRV he sounds more quiet, more calm as he finally settles most of his rage and anger. A nice touch😊

  • @WILLNOTCOMPLY72
    @WILLNOTCOMPLY72 Год назад +74

    "DEATH CAN HAVE ME, WHEN IT EARNS ME"!!
    Still the most badass words ever uttered in a game!!

    • @shadowboy2818
      @shadowboy2818 Год назад +2

      ironic considering zeus called him "death, the destroyer of worlds"

  • @ghosty5478
    @ghosty5478 Год назад +21

    "which did you choose?"
    "The hard way." Yep that sounds like kratos.

  • @sophystigy
    @sophystigy 11 месяцев назад +5

    "Lambs crest... I'm the fcking god of war"

    • @FezCaliph
      @FezCaliph Месяц назад

      I wish they kept it 😅

  • @RS14988
    @RS14988 Год назад +20

    One of my favourite parts is how Angrboda made Kratos laugh without even trying and it took Mimir almost the entire game

    • @bababooey5402
      @bababooey5402 Год назад +6

      In other words, it took Mimir two fucking games to do what Angrboda could with a single line.

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 Год назад +13

    I’m like how Atreus is all like “Hey dad, We’re helping the land!” which you’d think would be something Kratos would like to hear considering his background but then all he says is “Alright” and just moves on without giving another glance.

  • @theladsgaming605
    @theladsgaming605 21 день назад +1

    "death can have me when it earns me" the coldest line in gaming history

  • @itsyaboy9829
    @itsyaboy9829 Год назад +18

    "It appears that the librarian would like a word."
    Heh. I see what you did there, Smartest Man Alive.

    • @zsu-23-4shilka2
      @zsu-23-4shilka2 Год назад +4

      Maven: _says some Elven shit_
      Mimir: “Sounds like she wants that journal back!”
      Kratos: *_”NO.”_*

  • @tlotro625
    @tlotro625 16 дней назад +1

    "I am an authority on the subject" -best line ever.

  • @rcortez5979
    @rcortez5979 Год назад +16

    "Monuments are useless to those who ignore their message" I swear im fucking screaming right now. Kratos is indeed a one god liner. Homeboy Leonidas will be proud holy shit

  • @kin4386
    @kin4386 2 месяца назад +1

    Whether practical or pessimistic, I like Kratos' attitude towards things. Expect the worst, assume nothing, always anticipate an attack, and don't let emotions distract you.

  • @DJNeoncat
    @DJNeoncat Год назад +18

    Atreus: How is Brok blue and you're not?
    Kratos: Boy! 🤨

  • @ChristianHuye
    @ChristianHuye Год назад +17

    2:47: “So care to try again?” “You talk too much.” *precedes to throw the nastiest combo you’ve ever seen or heard.*

  • @epitomeoffailure1963
    @epitomeoffailure1963 Год назад +7

    Mans doesn’t even need to gloat or threaten anymore, he knows he’s Him

  • @MrOrcshaman
    @MrOrcshaman Год назад +15

    Kratos "WHY DO THEY WHINE?!"
    Anyone "Because they love you Kratos"
    Kratos *grunts*

  • @TenzaTengoku
    @TenzaTengoku Год назад +11

    Older Kratos may be all serious, but he does have hilarious snarky side.

  • @Gho5tWr1ter
    @Gho5tWr1ter Год назад +18

    7:12 certainly one of the best line of them all shown.

  • @JuanCruz-un9jy
    @JuanCruz-un9jy Год назад +8

    "Kratos, we purge this garden of poison."
    *"WHY"* 💅
    Sass of War.

  • @mr.actionfigure4650
    @mr.actionfigure4650 Год назад +41

    I think kratos is picking up some common sense and humor from atreus. Just like stress talks to himself as kratos when he is not there.

  • @ShinobiFic
    @ShinobiFic Год назад +26

    08:22 Mimir getting angry at both of them XD

  • @rustyshackleford6906
    @rustyshackleford6906 Месяц назад +2

    "Death can have me when it earns me" is the coolest fucking thing I've ever heard

  • @SiegWardthereal
    @SiegWardthereal Год назад +15

    6:40 she got that approval from the dad 💀😭

  • @lord-fishv7355
    @lord-fishv7355 14 дней назад +1

    Men should not pray to monsters, proceeds to lob a dog into a wall.

  • @BlueSpams
    @BlueSpams Год назад +25

    Kratos really does have that laconic spartan sense of humor going for him

  • @islam.peachfull
    @islam.peachfull Год назад +53

    Kratos:man schould not pray to monsters.
    Also Kratos: Ares! Destroy my enemies-

    • @tori528
      @tori528 Год назад +20

      oh COME ON THAT WAS 250 YEARS AGO!

    • @65firered
      @65firered Год назад +12

      The Gods of Olympus have abandoned me. Now there is no hope.

    • @islam.peachfull
      @islam.peachfull Год назад +2

      @@tori528 Really ?!

    • @tori528
      @tori528 Год назад +6

      @@islam.peachfull well he spent about 110 years in service of the gods then he lived as a man in norse mythology for about 140 years so yeah, the events of the first game happened 250 years ago in ingame time

    • @islam.peachfull
      @islam.peachfull Год назад +2

      @@tori528 dang

  • @samuelhernandez8565
    @samuelhernandez8565 Год назад +42

    I see this more like a dad joke LMAO

  • @most_sane_piano_enthusiast
    @most_sane_piano_enthusiast Год назад +40

    5:01 musicians:

  • @Caitlyngrin
    @Caitlyngrin Год назад +17

    8:55 Now that's of Kratos being absolutely done-

  • @03Misael21
    @03Misael21 Год назад +15

    “You’re hopeless, both of you!” 😂😂😂

  • @Sacred_Samurai
    @Sacred_Samurai Год назад +13

    If I see someone say " Death can have me when it EARNS me."
    I WOULD BE LITERALLY BE SCARED OF HIM. IT'S SO BADASS!!

    • @JeSt4m
      @JeSt4m Год назад +4

      The great thing about this line is that it's said by someone who actually walked the talk.
      Kratos literally dies and brute force his way up from Hades thrice. Death literally failed to keep him thrice

    • @Sacred_Samurai
      @Sacred_Samurai Год назад +3

      @@JeSt4m frfr Not even death can keep this beast!

  • @therealowenmcbride
    @therealowenmcbride 14 дней назад +1

    Him and Agent 47 always have great one liners

  • @lokitheacrocanthosaurus8240
    @lokitheacrocanthosaurus8240 Год назад +34

    "No"
    - Kratos 2022

  • @0CLOWNFISH0
    @0CLOWNFISH0 Год назад +4

    Kratoses response to the Brock blue question is probably the only time ive ever herd him shocked

  • @CallMeElwis94
    @CallMeElwis94 Год назад +12

    That thumbnail is work of art alone.

  • @ChadKakashi
    @ChadKakashi 17 дней назад +1

    3:20 “Men should not pray to monsters” and 4:39 “Death can have me when it earns me” are the hardest lines in their respective games.

  • @luisn642
    @luisn642 Год назад +3

    Realistic conversation
    Atreus: Father! We need to create our plan of attack!
    Kraots: I have a plan, attack.

  • @aloneheroyt1524
    @aloneheroyt1524 Год назад +22

    no one talking about how the video about god of war and the description shows dragon age: Inquisition 💀💀🗿🗿
    Edit: i forgot i did this comment and stumbled on this video again now they fixed it now its god of war 2018 💀 .

  • @demonfusiongamer7995
    @demonfusiongamer7995 Год назад +5

    "Unlikely. You are dead." is the coldest damn sentence I've ever heard lmaooo

  • @Meladonessable
    @Meladonessable Год назад +12

    You could say, he's laconic

  • @renewalacumen1770
    @renewalacumen1770 Год назад +30

    4:57 Now I have the image of Kratos doing a little dance while teaching Calliope to play the harp.

    • @Griff1011
      @Griff1011 Год назад +3

      Lyre.

    • @aye_its_sparky7164
      @aye_its_sparky7164 Год назад +1

      yeah a lyre is different in principle to a harp. more akin to a lute or Guitar.

  • @marcopohl4875
    @marcopohl4875 Год назад +5

    As a spartan, Kratos is of course trained in larconics, the greek art of saying as much as possible with as little as possible, or as Rattatoskar would say "Fewer words, greater impact".

  • @hoshiryu
    @hoshiryu Год назад +52

    2:30 ... he is on a ROLL

  • @TheGIJew.
    @TheGIJew. Год назад +3

    One of my favorite moments of dialogue in the games is after Brok dies and Kratos stops Atreus from hunting. The line is written as "We have been wounded, and this is a distraction." But Christopher Judge delivers it as "this is... distraction." He sort of stumbles over his words. Kratos is normally very deliberate when he speaks. He doesn't say much and he picks his words carefully. Stumbling over his words in that moment show how much pain he was in.