What a Time to be Alive! | Reacting to Video Game Logic Makes No Sense

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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025

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  • @kfbeatforeternity5271
    @kfbeatforeternity5271 2 месяца назад +56

    I'd argue the Dimitrescu thing only applies if you're not playing the game. It's pretty scary when the 9 foot tall Vampire with sword fingers is suddenly right behind you.

    • @cyberizeddm1179
      @cyberizeddm1179 2 месяца назад +16

      Not to mention all of the other stuff in that game like the Beneviento Baby, Dimitescu’s dragon form, Salvatore Moreau, Sturm, and Angie. Just to name a few. It’s a bit of a bad faith take on Resident Evil 8 and modern horror gaming.

    • @oofman1911
      @oofman1911 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@cyberizeddm1179 YOU MEAN I CAN DONKEY THE VAMPIRE WOMAN??????

    • @cyberizeddm1179
      @cyberizeddm1179 2 месяца назад +4

      @@oofman1911 yes, go wild.

    • @CunningLingu1st
      @CunningLingu1st 2 месяца назад +2

      @@cyberizeddm1179buck wild?

    • @TrafalgarWaterDLaw-dl5cm
      @TrafalgarWaterDLaw-dl5cm 2 месяца назад +1

      To be honest its also very indivual. The great thing of RE Village is that it tackles so many diffrent kinds of fears and horror.
      For me for examole only the Beneviento baby bit got me in anyway while the rest of the game was just fun gameplay.
      For a friend moraus body horrow was the worse etc.

  • @Anomaly188
    @Anomaly188 2 месяца назад +11

    Hotel Sitting Area, Thief Player: Setup a crate, jump up and mantle like a real man.

  • @martenkahr3365
    @martenkahr3365 2 месяца назад +13

    2:00 Diablo and World of Warcraft, mostly. Blizzard devs were inspired by the color-coded item names of old-school ascii roguelikes (though it was more about item type than item rarity in those). And from then on every beta tester that had played Diablo or WoW would go on to complain that the rarity system as confusing or counterintuitive if the game deviated from the "standard" set by Blizzard. And the players would have the same complaint if the design team insisted on being different from Blizzard and stuck to a different rarity coloring scheme.

    • @retematic2351
      @retematic2351 2 месяца назад +5

      for some reason Neocore decided it would be wise to switch blue and green, and it still fucks with me every time i start a new season in wh40k inquis martyr

    • @CunningLingu1st
      @CunningLingu1st 2 месяца назад +1

      @@retematic2351if I ever play that game, I will remember this knowledge

    • @retematic2351
      @retematic2351 2 месяца назад +2

      @@CunningLingu1st also remember that there is an autopickup feature that has a toggle for each rarity, which is quite handy

    • @THE-TRUE-Doi
      @THE-TRUE-Doi 24 дня назад

      Add on, purple is a more difficult color to make in history and gold (yellow) is the iconic "this is worth something" color.

  • @inttrovertedmonk851
    @inttrovertedmonk851 2 месяца назад +10

    Loot boxes are the colours because the cost to create the natural dyes are expensive.

  • @David22_War
    @David22_War 2 месяца назад +9

    10:55 I also use the same name in games, It’s like creating the canon story from an Character

  • @Skeletunes-sv2uh
    @Skeletunes-sv2uh 2 месяца назад +10

    20:21 * cloaker screech * YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST? WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK!!

    • @Glacial_floofs
      @Glacial_floofs 2 месяца назад

      you might know this. you might not.
      but that wasn't the cloaker. it's sam fisher from the splinter cell games

    • @Apocalyptic_Crusader
      @Apocalyptic_Crusader 2 месяца назад

      Love the RussianBadger Reference

  • @MarMonkey2606
    @MarMonkey2606 2 месяца назад +5

    Master chief's armor weighs easily more than a tank. Like easily more than an M1 Abrams. Of course the man can't freaking swim.
    11:45 that's literally my entire approach to the game of Skyrim.

    • @valerieloehde8774
      @valerieloehde8774 2 месяца назад

      His armor weighs either a ton or half a ton i forgot

  • @whyjnot420
    @whyjnot420 2 месяца назад

    I laughed way too hard at that first person superhero one at 19:02

  • @KaroSozokujin
    @KaroSozokujin 13 дней назад

    4:22 cuz we're strong enough to carry the heavy ass armor

  • @Binkan-ki7rx
    @Binkan-ki7rx 2 месяца назад +4

    0:23 ...... hidden wall hidden secrets
    1:03 -100 chrisma yep makes sense :3
    20:08 .... some people have toilet switches :3 that never leave the bathroom :3

  • @Thismanisnoneofyourbusiness
    @Thismanisnoneofyourbusiness Месяц назад

    6:44 Me, an intellectual: nah bro you need High Jump LVL3, Glide, Final Form and prayer.

  • @flamethereploid1352
    @flamethereploid1352 2 месяца назад +1

    4:55 Pokémon HM moves be like:

  • @Dragonbloodsword7815
    @Dragonbloodsword7815 2 месяца назад +2

    1:13 I check if friendly fire is still on

  • @jakeanthony5766
    @jakeanthony5766 2 месяца назад +1

    6:48 that's from a Mathis furniture store

  • @samatra478
    @samatra478 2 месяца назад

    2:37 Oh hey that is the kind of backpack I use along with my cargo pants and cargo jacket.

  • @bastiwen
    @bastiwen Месяц назад +2

    I don't know why Dimistrescu is pronounced like if it was a French name written "Dimitresque" when it's a Romanian name. The las u is a oo sound like is cool xD

  • @CalamityVirus
    @CalamityVirus 2 месяца назад +1

    14:35 I've done this with Persona 5 and Xenoblade Chronicles. I restarted XC 4 times now, and keep taking a break at the same spot XD One day I will complete it... but it is not this day!
    (Doesnt help that RPGs are my fav, but they take up a lot of time, which you dont have a lot of as an adult 😞 )

  • @Juhno
    @Juhno 2 месяца назад +2

    10:54 I use my past TTRPG character names, depending on what kind of game I'm playing and what kind of character. (Wait, is this self-fanservice?)
    13:40 Kinda agree. In some games, characters can run for a pitifully short time. But normal infantry combat equipment is 20-30kg. So that's quite a disadvantage if you don't have anything. :)

  • @QBITASSASSIN
    @QBITASSASSIN 18 дней назад

    It totally makes sense Master Chef can't swim, He Wights half a Ton.

  • @bloodred255
    @bloodred255 2 месяца назад +1

    theres also a hole in the floor in a bethesda game, and you are like, I can drop down with no obvious way back up, because they wouldn't just trap me down there.

  • @alexkogan9755
    @alexkogan9755 2 месяца назад +5

    While Monster Hunter has a bunch of lady sets that are more armored, I always gravitate to the sexy stuff, or at least do a mix and match that incorporates aspects of both armored and revealing. Can anyone really blame me?

  • @TeroFoxx
    @TeroFoxx Месяц назад

    19:35 But the US Government made a good call sending just *him* xD

  • @HomlyStoneBoy10
    @HomlyStoneBoy10 2 месяца назад +3

    0:13 brother I love stealth missions because they give me more exp if I was never detected and I succeeded 89.8% of them

    • @illusiveelk2558
      @illusiveelk2558 Месяц назад

      The stealth section in Nine Sols kicked my ass.

    • @HomlyStoneBoy10
      @HomlyStoneBoy10 Месяц назад

      @ I want more games that have stealth as an option so I can be scared for all living hell when they find me and I *WILL* drop the equivalent of a nuke in that game

    • @ShadowDemon_4
      @ShadowDemon_4 18 дней назад +1

      The Batman Arkham game series is what got me to love stealth missions.

  • @DarkEevee404
    @DarkEevee404 2 месяца назад +1

    I love my shotguns too.

  • @JoZen1-mr6ov
    @JoZen1-mr6ov 2 месяца назад

    i love stealth missions on spider-man, they're awesome

  • @darrellbeets7758
    @darrellbeets7758 2 месяца назад +3

    thats becouse women couldnt carry the full plate armour, and realisticly they are only there for moral support for the guys anyway.

  • @nobiisok9572
    @nobiisok9572 2 месяца назад +1

    It'll be hard for me to remember I'm supposed to run from Lady Dimitrecue lol

  • @selensewar
    @selensewar 2 месяца назад

    The Daredevil joke got me.

  • @SMHanslo
    @SMHanslo 2 месяца назад

    Imagine Barb (Queen MUTO) still submits to godzilla after evolving into muto prime.
    When GXK was announced and we got news if a possible war, I was hoping for a titan war like he mentioned. Destroyah is definitely one if the villains worthy of a titan war, maby we see him in a team up with another ghidorah, orga, gigan and so on. Godzilla: extinction.

  • @Deanoboyee
    @Deanoboyee Месяц назад +1

    Omg i have the same thing, ive tried playing subnautica 4 times now

  • @innocentbanana2-ui1xm
    @innocentbanana2-ui1xm 2 месяца назад +1

    3:30 Dont be mean to my banana brother 💢

  • @Iamsobadatthis976
    @Iamsobadatthis976 2 месяца назад

    I take a step in a game I get launched into the sky

  • @charlotte78369
    @charlotte78369 16 дней назад

    19:06 you missed the joke. Daredevil is blind therefore the screen is pitch black

  • @NoirMorter
    @NoirMorter Месяц назад

    Rare resource, beats game having several stacks. 😂

  • @TsarDragon
    @TsarDragon Месяц назад +1

    1:56 this specific color scheme for item rarity were popularized by WoW. Usually going from: Grey, White, Green, Blue, Purple, Orange, Beige. Going from worst to best.

  • @atomixon6770
    @atomixon6770 2 месяца назад

    2:00 i think its becouse of how rare this colors "dyes" ware in history blue and white warnt so rare as purple or gold but i might be wrong

  • @Shadi8694
    @Shadi8694 2 месяца назад

    2:26 Me after playing Zelda echos of wisdom

  • @Dortio-Chip
    @Dortio-Chip 28 дней назад

    0:54 why my controller is broken.

  • @imjang2430
    @imjang2430 2 месяца назад

    11:40 Can't relate, i always use the roads! Tax payers financed it, imma use it!

  • @kenjichen4360
    @kenjichen4360 2 месяца назад +6

    I find this quite attractive 3:26.

    • @DarkFrozenDepths
      @DarkFrozenDepths 2 месяца назад +2

      that 3rd one tho.... I see why it had to get cut early

    • @Abyss-furtos
      @Abyss-furtos Месяц назад

      Can you guys just not talk about your fantasies?

    • @DarkFrozenDepths
      @DarkFrozenDepths Месяц назад

      @@Abyss-furtos right back at you. could just ignore the comments

    • @Abyss-furtos
      @Abyss-furtos Месяц назад

      @@DarkFrozenDepths at least I’m not talking about how attractive moans are

    • @DarkFrozenDepths
      @DarkFrozenDepths Месяц назад

      @@Abyss-furtos k. cool story bro

  • @stroichik
    @stroichik Месяц назад

    rarity color maybe taken from real life color prices.
    Blue was expensive, but purple was super-expensive.

  • @Gunsblazin94
    @Gunsblazin94 2 месяца назад

    19:08 Thing is, they don't care. All they care about is that you bought and downloaded their game. Doesn't matter if you delete it 5 minutes later. They got their downloads, and made their money. Then they release another one, make money, and the cycle continues. That's why there's so many shitty mobile games, and why a lot are made by the same person/company.

  • @Apocalyptic_Crusader
    @Apocalyptic_Crusader 2 месяца назад

    13:52 I would love to see you sprint for longer than 15 seconds while having around 85lbs of gear on your back (not including your 15lb weapon)

  • @ciliary_deathband
    @ciliary_deathband 2 месяца назад

    15:40 FUCKING DOOM!

  • @TheOvenator420
    @TheOvenator420 2 месяца назад

    Love the content! Keep it up!

  • @illusiveelk2558
    @illusiveelk2558 Месяц назад

    WARFRAME MENTIONED

  • @TheBreadbear
    @TheBreadbear 2 месяца назад

    14:24 Next up on Myth Busters...

  • @ManVotann-i8o
    @ManVotann-i8o 12 дней назад

    14:23 no, I wish tho

  • @shirakaiizanami6122
    @shirakaiizanami6122 2 месяца назад

    random question: have you played metal gear rising?

  • @AdvanceWarrior
    @AdvanceWarrior 2 месяца назад

    9:40 Does Monopoly make you violent?

  • @megatroll2590
    @megatroll2590 2 месяца назад

    I have severe adhd to the point I am known for playing 1000 games in a year and not finishing any of them. because of it I am constantly having to relearn game controls and in-game mechanics.

  • @Kingofghosts0e
    @Kingofghosts0e 2 месяца назад

    Play Yu-Gi-Oh games, they don't require ads

  • @JakeTheBeastDelta
    @JakeTheBeastDelta 2 месяца назад

    10:14 This meme is incorrect both are the first image

    • @DominatorElite4
      @DominatorElite4 2 месяца назад

      Depends on what game is turned into a movie or show

  • @XaiBeese
    @XaiBeese 2 месяца назад

    Hey! Videogames have best logic! maybe, sometimes Kapp)

  • @Sin_Alder
    @Sin_Alder 2 месяца назад

    Always think it's funny when people try to act like shotguns in games are OP, don't take any skill, and are for cowards.
    I can't remember the last time I've played a game where the shotguns weren't some of the WORST weapons in the games, even at their optimum range. In games where the rest of your competition can hit you from halfway across the map, you need to somehow cross that distance while sticking to cover to avoid getting hit, get up close, at a range where, usually, the opponents weapon is no less powerful than at its maximum range, and even when you're up close your ttk is usually similar, or, if you're lucky, marginally better than the dude you're engaging.
    Sounds like dude is just mad 'cause bad. In the vast majority of games, if you can't beat someone that mains a shotty, that's 100% a skill issue.

    • @threadtapwhisperer5136
      @threadtapwhisperer5136 2 месяца назад

      I mean, as a practicing and training Doomslayer, my shotgun has meathook, I do not care for the tedium of having to traverse a distance to shoot accurately.
      I anchor my hook to the demon enemy, and then am pulled quickly, with heavy metal gradually increasing in volume, before the enemy finally sees my eyes, displaying nought but violent hate and gleeful reverence in chalking up yet another vile satanic infestation being.
      Also, "Unf Unf, I swear I found a secret over here..... Unf unf..."
      Haha
      Doomslayer aint care about little things like accuracy degrading over distance. His passion for violent eradication if the evil demon malicious infestation is its own deterrent, when it isnt enough.
      Well
      Theres that glorious double barrel, *ahem* where are my manners?
      Theres the FUCKIN SUPER shotgun.
      So it was once initially named, many many years ago.
      So shall all side by side shotguns ve referred to as Super Shotguns.
      Double barrel?
      Thats for pedants!
      Its more funnier, therefore superior and thus Super Shotgun, where the single barrel is but a little combat shotgun, maybe a regular pump action at best.
      Does the super shorty use more ammo?
      Ya god damn right it does.
      Its the violent 300lb 6ft3 marine eternally devoted to eradicating demons weapon of choice.
      When not equipped with enough cells for the ballista and Big Fraggin Gun.
      Cuz, all things being glorious, the BFG ammo would be regenerative. And the BFG would fire as fast as the PlasmaRifle.
      😂😂😂
      Praise be to the Doomslayer. My brethren, Doom The Dark Ages is supposedly quickly coming to a release date in 2025 sometime.
      In slayers name we pray.
      "They took everything, even daisy. Their guts, while huge, only serve to provide a clear and obvious target. May the crucible remain glistening with the viscera of demonkind. May the shotgun ammo be plentiful and may we always strike utter fear and demon bowel emptying panic into all of hell and demonkind. For the humans know not the immense danger, we must rip and tear, for humankind will not ever be done messing with questionable tech derived from hell/demons/arcane technology. In the name of the chainsaw, the meathook and the Super shotgun, Raaah-men."
      Hahahaha

  • @digitalassassin8939
    @digitalassassin8939 2 месяца назад

    9:19
    I stop playing don't touch the game for the next 3 weeks come back and beat it first try

  • @defender1238
    @defender1238 2 месяца назад

    10:41 first play Hearts of Iron IV then start to complain about this :)

  • @textboxCOLOR
    @textboxCOLOR 2 месяца назад

    Destroying mission critical stairs, softlock IRL would be great to spam lol👌

  • @FrankEndrias
    @FrankEndrias 2 месяца назад

    How can you not be stealthy, you a woman