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  • Опубликовано: 18 сен 2010
  • Russian band "Coliseum"
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  • @2012wyvern
    @2012wyvern 10 лет назад +141

    In Soviet Russia the bass slaps you

  • @jhjustice4all
    @jhjustice4all 10 лет назад +44

    okay, he fucked up. but for the singer to walk off stage then come back and hit him was just unacceptable.

  • @gamingtutor4575
    @gamingtutor4575 6 лет назад +57

    Haha, This never gets old. I love how the band needs to quickly disassociate themselves with the guitarist on stage by giving him a good old slap LOL.

  • @mirandawrigth
    @mirandawrigth 10 лет назад +217

    In Soviet Russia guitar plays you

    • @Thebigdog_1984
      @Thebigdog_1984 10 лет назад +2

      in whole world soviet russia joke not funny - not even on the family guy episode "there's something about paulie"

    • @Notinserviceij
      @Notinserviceij 9 лет назад +2

      ITW84 39 to your 1 like mate!

    • @lespauldisciple3349
      @lespauldisciple3349 5 лет назад +1

      If Russian guitars are as good as Russian shoes and Russian cars, then I feel sorry for them.
      #FENDERSTRATOCASTER

  • @3219993
    @3219993 9 лет назад +163

    not just a guitarist fail but a BAND FAIL!!!!

    • @kasyaneightyfive3110
      @kasyaneightyfive3110 8 лет назад +1

      +travis bickle Idiots! I am Russian, but i don't know that band! I know other band Coliseum kolizei net!

    • @crazeeunklekevin9961
      @crazeeunklekevin9961 5 лет назад +12

      The drummer and bass was pretty good compared to the singer/guitar player

    • @aryanghimire9316
      @aryanghimire9316 3 года назад +6

      The drummer and bassist were good

    • @DontCare-wy7fz
      @DontCare-wy7fz 3 года назад

      Fuck to the band. fail

    • @adamszwarc8398
      @adamszwarc8398 Год назад

      (laughs manic)

  • @aaabbbccc1939
    @aaabbbccc1939 Год назад +42

    I did some digging on the guitarist that got hit by the singer. They were a Russian band named "Coliseum", but the changed it to «Ближнее Небо» (The Closest Sky). They got a new singer and guitarist, but the bassist and drummer are all still the same. Apparently the guitarist got high or drunk and was confusing notes, hence the frustration from all the other band mates.
    Recently, the drummer has died (drowned) and is confirmed. And it seems the band broke up.
    how the song is supposed to sound: ruclips.net/video/EnHaSAS8qAA/видео.html

    • @mrsnoo86
      @mrsnoo86 Год назад +8

      dude who are with this detailed information lmao? 🤣🤣

    • @danteonkhu1669
      @danteonkhu1669 Год назад +1

      @aaabbb ccc, wow thanks for this, man!

    • @RichardGarcia93
      @RichardGarcia93 6 месяцев назад

      Thank you!

  • @thomasjeeh
    @thomasjeeh 11 лет назад +47

    love how the bassplayer attacks him with his instrument

  • @ignatpetrenko2184
    @ignatpetrenko2184 9 лет назад +76

    Not quite my tempo

  • @irritatedmushroom2
    @irritatedmushroom2 Год назад +16

    When the singer gets a better sound out of the guitar than the guitarist does.

  • @brianburke808
    @brianburke808 8 лет назад +54

    I can't stop watching this, so I wrote a haiku:
    You sure you know this?
    We could just send you the tabs.
    Ok, if you're sure.
    I call it "Prelude to a bitchslap"

    • @danteonkhu1669
      @danteonkhu1669 Год назад

      @brian burke, I'd have called it "haiku'd have played it better"

  • @SasquatchLegend
    @SasquatchLegend 11 лет назад +16

    The chord his guitar played when he got smacked was three times as better as what he actually played

  • @eazybe1
    @eazybe1 10 лет назад +73

    Is this on iTunes yet?

  • @Mordekev
    @Mordekev 9 лет назад +108

    The singer not even good. He try to hide his own shame

  • @Cajun-it3yf
    @Cajun-it3yf 10 лет назад +109

    Russian version of Kirk Hammett!

    • @MrMatthiasSchneider
      @MrMatthiasSchneider 10 лет назад

      Haha!

    • @ZykoCS
      @ZykoCS 9 лет назад +3

      Only thing is that Kirk "The Ripper" Hammett is kick ass

    • @MrMatthiasSchneider
      @MrMatthiasSchneider 9 лет назад +1

      MaxzpyroP He's horrible. There's a video on here somewhere where he's at a guitar center trying to play his own songs, and he can't because he's a really bad guitar player by professional standards.

    • @MrMatthiasSchneider
      @MrMatthiasSchneider 8 лет назад

      +Taya Roberts Kirk Hammett fucking BLOWS. He might have been ill? What kind of nonsense is that? He might be the luckiest rock musician in the world. He probably has pictures of James Hetfield molesting children or something, because otherwise there is no justification for such a poor player being in arguably the world's biggest metal band. p.s. You know NOTHING about guitar playing, as you obviously can't tell the difference between a good player and a bad one.

    • @MrMatthiasSchneider
      @MrMatthiasSchneider 8 лет назад

      ***** Jesus CHRIST you are an imbecile. And clearly a tone-deaf imbecile at that.

  • @deltablues1957
    @deltablues1957 7 лет назад +4

    The amplified feedback from the guitar after he gets slapped echo's the sound that's ringing in his head from the slap. Now that's some funny shit!!!

  • @abdaloser
    @abdaloser 13 лет назад +6

    I love the slap with the comic 'clung...' of the guitar!

  • @valiokeys
    @valiokeys 8 лет назад +6

    Oh god, that guitarist is not just bad...the guy is poisonously bad. But that sound at 0:53 tho....PRICELESS!

  • @Kelkat66
    @Kelkat66 2 года назад +4

    This is why you should never miss band practice...

  • @guchgucniy
    @guchgucniy 13 лет назад +8

    Парень, наверное, был готов провалиться сквозь землю от стыда

  • @gewittervonwahrheit5032
    @gewittervonwahrheit5032 Месяц назад +1

    Did some research on russian language websites. Apparently this song is called Звезда Полынь or “wormwood star” and it’s on spotify. The band’s name is Колизей or “Coliseum”. The bassist did a brief interview where he said the guitarist was drunk and suffering from heat exaustion (and even went to the hospital after). This is from 2007 at a festival the bassist had put together, the band was broken up but just got together for this one performance (lol).

  • @skylinux24
    @skylinux24 10 лет назад +11

    Ahh...They need to spend more time practicing, a lot more time.

    • @0801075001
      @0801075001 3 года назад

      yes they did great in 2012 under the new name
      ruclips.net/video/EnHaSAS8qAA/видео.html

  • @lou5368
    @lou5368 4 года назад +4

    if he was also wearing sun glasses this wouldn't have happened

  • @juniwilliams
    @juniwilliams 13 лет назад +5

    i like how the bassist adds his two cents by trying to smash he's bass guitar on the guitarists head, lol.

  • @HalonXPR
    @HalonXPR 11 лет назад +1

    that's a new guitar technique right there!! the slap twang!! sick sound!!

  • @Chrisalchin
    @Chrisalchin 7 лет назад +9

    in Soviet Russia guitar plays you

  • @oh515
    @oh515 4 года назад +1

    It would be forgotten if the vocalist and bassist didn't react like this. Now Coliseum will be remembered like this :D

  • @francescoc2782
    @francescoc2782 8 лет назад +58

    that solo is perfect. The band suck!

  • @ishogunronin6626
    @ishogunronin6626 8 лет назад +36

    lol - anyone got tabs?

    • @ctyuang
      @ctyuang 6 лет назад +18

      You sure you want it? The tab ends with a slap across the face.

    • @651324
      @651324 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/Q0HA9SCjjKw/видео.html

  • @24opium24
    @24opium24 12 лет назад +1

    it just keeps geting funnier every time i watch it..

  • @flaviobatera
    @flaviobatera 10 лет назад +4

    russos, sempre nos presenteando com os melhores vídeos...

  • @STY_D
    @STY_D 2 года назад

    Punch line in this video is feed back sound and the wheeze!🤣

  • @mrfarenheit0323
    @mrfarenheit0323 2 года назад +1

    We laugh but we’ve all been there. On either end.

  • @Nodicus
    @Nodicus 12 лет назад +3

    We don't know the whole story. He may have been given plenty of chance to learn the stuff but just couldn't be bothered to, while everyone else practiced and learned their stuff

  • @SwT31
    @SwT31 12 лет назад

    That guitar brought a tear to my eye. =') it brought tears from laughter when he got slapped. LOL

  • @alguem574
    @alguem574 11 лет назад

    PERFECT SONG!!

  • @LiquidSanityBand
    @LiquidSanityBand Год назад

    Hilarious soo freaking much
    I love it 🤣

  • @MartinTang1
    @MartinTang1 13 лет назад

    That mullet went flying!!!

  • @316Ambo
    @316Ambo 8 лет назад +7

    Practice makes perfect

  • @MayankT
    @MayankT 9 лет назад +40

    I feel sorry for the the whole band except the guitarist.
    Because they have no idea what it takes to be a true musician. They lack tolerance,
    are impulsive and insensitive. Guys if you are reading this please know that you might
    become successful, but you will never become musicians. It takes more than playing music.
    The guy with guitar has it, because he made mistakes and he took the beating from you.
    He knows where he is lacking unlike you. There is no way that you guys wouldn't have known about his poor skills during rehearsal. For sure u knew you are gambling with this guitarist, which is to say his making those mistakes shouldn't be a surprise to you. I really hope you get it back from some one in future when you make your mistakes. Cheers.

    • @fairsonance
      @fairsonance 9 лет назад +1

      successful? lol, maybe in another space and time

    • @tr4ckedshot883
      @tr4ckedshot883 9 лет назад

      fairsonance Depends on what you think Success means. Its true. Billie Joe Amstrong (green day) is not actually a musician. He plays music and has been successful. And also, music is not about money. It is about humilty, happiness, human simplicity, etc.

    • @fairsonance
      @fairsonance 9 лет назад

      TRACKED SHOT I totally agree

    • @DMSProduktions
      @DMSProduktions 7 лет назад +3

      Well, to be fair, they ARE Russian!

  • @ProjektImpWorld
    @ProjektImpWorld 6 лет назад +4

    actually i have to agree that their guitarist is at fault by missed a chord several times but lol guys you dont need to slap him like that, just leave the stage is enough lol

  • @LokeshThakur
    @LokeshThakur 4 года назад

    lol the sound the guitar makes when the guy gets slapped is hilarious.

  • @LunticSoul
    @LunticSoul 9 лет назад

    love this video

  • @kozmo617
    @kozmo617 11 лет назад

    Awesome!!!

  • @vilram60rus99
    @vilram60rus99 Год назад +1

    0:55 "You're fucking dead, James".

  • @chodelee1049
    @chodelee1049 10 лет назад +2

    lol the dude coming at him with the bass.

  • @goregrindfleshfed
    @goregrindfleshfed 10 лет назад +49

    is that how you treat your friend? the front man is so rude!..

  • @joeylodes
    @joeylodes 11 лет назад

    Perfect Video

  • @Dothreban
    @Dothreban 12 лет назад

    Wow...just wow...

  • @vadimosovsky
    @vadimosovsky 11 лет назад

    капец, я обожаю их :DDD

  • @joshfraley8019
    @joshfraley8019 3 года назад

    The guitarist who got a fresh one was the best part.

  • @ArjanMeijer-HIT
    @ArjanMeijer-HIT 12 лет назад

    now THIS IS rock and roll

  • @Pazaluz
    @Pazaluz 5 месяцев назад

    Even when failing badly people will give you an applause for the effort 😆

  • @Sun-soilproductions
    @Sun-soilproductions 11 лет назад

    watched this video so many times :D

  • @Frank15672
    @Frank15672 11 лет назад +1

    haha ... good reference ... his parents met during this song. This slap was necessary for saving the universe

  • @hornmagma
    @hornmagma 12 лет назад +1

    guitar god of improvisation

  • @user-nt5qy4cd6f
    @user-nt5qy4cd6f 10 лет назад +9

    Бля, такое грустное видео на самом деле(

  • @bensteelemusic
    @bensteelemusic 12 лет назад

    I love how they all storm off... it's not like they're any better than he is

  • @Michau142
    @Michau142 12 лет назад +1

    Any tabs fo this amazing solo?

  • @kizonni
    @kizonni 5 лет назад +6

    When that singer slaps the guitarist, it sounds pretty much like a snare drum on "St. Anger" album. :) :)

  • @tvrath
    @tvrath 13 лет назад +1

    haha, nice chemistry between bandmates ;D

  • @Electricspaceodyssey
    @Electricspaceodyssey 13 лет назад +1

    The fact that the dude hit the guita rplayer in the head is shitty in itself - reminds me of this one jimmy fellow I know. ; ) - At least the dude is on the stage trying and stuff ; Many folks I know don't even have the balls to even approach a stage let alone play on one. Props to the guitar player.

  • @mattsalazar1563
    @mattsalazar1563 9 лет назад +1

    guitarists is like "this one goes to 11" the singer is like "no!"

  • @jstarr9099
    @jstarr9099 4 года назад +2

    After Journey.....Steve Perry tried his hand on the guitar...and that was all!!

  • @oksoiumokaytheotherdaywhen9321
    @oksoiumokaytheotherdaywhen9321 4 года назад

    Iconic

  • @homelessathome
    @homelessathome 12 лет назад +2

    to play guitar in "Coliseum" is one of the world's most dangerous jobs.

  • @linkades
    @linkades 12 лет назад +1

    he is so underrated...

  • @leandrusi4533
    @leandrusi4533 7 лет назад +1

    I suspect they're not hating and hiting him for just that solo or that one song, not even for that gig alone....

  • @danbran1989
    @danbran1989 13 лет назад

    I love how this is tagged as comedy, cos that it is! Even before the well deserved slap!

  • @grandfunkable
    @grandfunkable 11 лет назад +1

    I love how calm the russians talk at 0:59

  • @wizardwithguns1
    @wizardwithguns1 11 лет назад

    Hahaha oh man, well I guess well done on giving it a go!

  • @NoBreaksTV
    @NoBreaksTV 12 лет назад

    thats an amazing MULLET

  • @32spitzer
    @32spitzer 12 лет назад

    0:53.."YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!! FUCKING CLASSIC!

  • @cursedswordsman
    @cursedswordsman 13 лет назад

    @HPKfilms I too am a fan of the compositions of the artist known as Little Wayne.

  • @harveyscottz
    @harveyscottz 12 лет назад

    That facepalm really hurts! ouch...

  • @YouWastesTube
    @YouWastesTube 9 лет назад

    I like it the way it is. I want to do a montage with it.

  • @superfunkmonker
    @superfunkmonker 11 лет назад

    sweet mullet bro

  • @adepto11
    @adepto11 11 лет назад +1

    press 8 to see that epic slap

  • @Rhs7715
    @Rhs7715 Год назад

    Living legends

  • @schybba
    @schybba 11 лет назад +1

    And they actually get an applause at the end.

  • @taylorhardiemusic
    @taylorhardiemusic 12 лет назад

    Just show that the crowd will cheer for anything.

  • @reniisgod
    @reniisgod 13 лет назад +1

    This guy is fucking legendary...he must of woke up that morning in a improvisational mood...im going to show the world what im like! Epic failure

  • @Reofrax
    @Reofrax 9 лет назад +15

    the solo sounds... like it could have potential though.

    • @thefatass500
      @thefatass500 9 лет назад +4

      Stephen Kinn I agree. That's why I'm trying to figure out what this song is.

    • @lou5368
      @lou5368 4 года назад

      like potentially shitty?

  • @uofksteel
    @uofksteel 10 лет назад

    owned! Guy laughing in the back round epic!

  • @jokermtb
    @jokermtb 9 лет назад +15

    I don't understand why the guitar guy is called a 'fail'. Seems he was the only one who wanted to play, and the band quit on him - and slapped him up. Hope he found some other guys to play with instead of those wankers.

  • @BlackTurismoMR
    @BlackTurismoMR 12 лет назад

    What the LOL, huhuh =)
    Не, ну в конце это эпик провал просто :DD Эпик порвал =))

  • @stonefreeblues
    @stonefreeblues 12 лет назад

    awesome

  • @FasterMobionline
    @FasterMobionline 10 лет назад

    lmao what a box he got in the end

  • @totallygames
    @totallygames 13 лет назад

    @rockymountainsunrise That's an old saying which goes hand in hand with old music. I play bass for newer genres of music, and I'm a musician on other instruments besides bass (5 of which are orchestral instruments). I know it would be stupid doing tapping and chords on a bass, but my point was that it would be harder to do.

  • @anaigus626
    @anaigus626 3 года назад

    This video is legend

  • @Flamingbullet06
    @Flamingbullet06 13 лет назад +1

    Guitar hero in real life.

  • @KreischerDan
    @KreischerDan 10 лет назад +5

    Poor guy couldn't find even what key they were playing in! Crust! -Dude should've been able to watch the bass a minute and at least find the tonic and riffed off that. That he kept putting sour as shit notes was awful! The leads you can kinda excuse (lots of fucked up notes in leads all the time-) but trying to make up rhythm off-key like that - yeah, he deserved to be slapped!

    • @mikeabraham9047
      @mikeabraham9047 10 лет назад +2

      Not really. If you go around slapping your band member in front of an audience. No one can take you seriously as a musician anymore. Should've apologised and got him replaced.

    • @KreischerDan
      @KreischerDan 10 лет назад +1

      Yeah I know- but it's rock, and drummers are nutz anyway, that bass player is a punk- he didn't get shanked or something busted over his head, so he'll be okay (if he supposedly can usually play the set he's obviously too fucked up to remember how, and probably isn't going to remember getting slapped) -But I agree, the slapping part was very un professional

    • @mikeabraham9047
      @mikeabraham9047 10 лет назад

      Daniel Kreischer But then again, it is Russia lol...or somewhere in that part of the world. I do actually listen to good Russian metal bands.

  • @TheHumanfly21
    @TheHumanfly21 12 лет назад

    I love it how he slides the solos and shit...

  • @poppyboiXCIX
    @poppyboiXCIX 4 месяца назад

    0:52 to 0:58 sounded really good! best part of the performance.

  • @_NotEnoughMana
    @_NotEnoughMana 12 лет назад

    I cracked as soon as I saw the vocalist with his face getting ready to slap the guy! hahaha!

  • @PIlotrcm
    @PIlotrcm 12 лет назад +1

    What's interesting is that he slaps the guitarist and the guitar in one move.

  • @dermetaller15
    @dermetaller15 6 лет назад

    That ending tho :D

  • @kurtmackenzie7349
    @kurtmackenzie7349 2 года назад

    Hit the floor laughing 🤣

  • @johnfrades
    @johnfrades 10 лет назад +5

    Band members fail

  • @skinny_sam
    @skinny_sam 13 лет назад +2

    All of the members have to take a slap.

  • @dysa_lf466
    @dysa_lf466 2 года назад

    Super skill