Literally such a refresher from the mainstream asmr content I used to be recommended. Not like that stuff is bad, quite the contrary, it’s just I prefer more personality and uniqueness. Makes it better :)
I have PTSD and haven't slept very much in the past couple of weeks. Thank you, Uncle ER. I've been here for the better part of a decade, and no one has ever made me sleep so well. You rock, dude.
I like to pretend that Rift is a god but when I do that, I see only the ordinary person that he is (ordinary like the rest of us). But when I focus on the ordinary part, I feel like he is a god or a saint. Boy, what great things you see and what creativity relaxing, and seeing things as they are, produces
@@shundanone It is actually possible to reach a point with treatment that you no longer meet the diagnostic criteria for it! I'm working on it. I appreciate you, m8.
feel like it’s my turn to say thank you uncle rift for the hours and hours of effort you’ve put in to make us all feel relaxed and get some rest! thank you and we love u always rift
Can i just say how amazing the internet is? We take it for granted these days and it can also be a scary place, but it allows us to meet amazing induviduals around the world such as Uncle E.. Paul, thank you for doing this and making a positive change in everyone's lives.
I think a lot of people start fires for fun, as a kid it's such a powerful thing and it's fun to mess with something dangerous... until it isn't. I used to light pretty controlled fires just to watch them burning, and I know my friends used to light fires sometimes too. Some kind of basic human fascination we never lost for fire.
I love that ever since I started watching your channel like 4 Year Ago, you still, to this damn day, say "I trust that you are doing Spentastically Well" or something similar. I always hope to hear it at the start of your videos Rift.
darnit I thought when he pulled out the gas can he was going to light himself on fire... he knows how much I enjoy the relaxing sound of screaming in unbearable pain and burning flesh... I swear he drew the line there just to spite me
The only level above splentastic is listening to Mr. Rift. You give me the rest that I so dearly need. Thank you for the effort you put into these videos!
Finally, the monster hands are back. I wish their segment was longer. P.S. I was thinking about making a compilation of all good monster hands moments by ER, just for myself (or random listener, if uncle ER doesn't mind me uploading this).
Every single time I watch your videos I start out Wide Awake. Then Magically I wake up the next day and I have to find the airpods that fell out of my ears. You are the only ASMR channel that can make me sleep.
Uncle E: trying to remember the name of a “backyard fire container” Me, to the tune of Rock Me Amadeus by Falco: “Chiminea chiminea. Chiminea, chiminea chiminea. Chiminea, chiminea chiminea. Ch-ch-ch-chiminea.”
I guess his amazing eyesight that makes it possible for him to see you had something to do with all the pepperoni slices he puts on his eyelids all the time.
I frequently returned to your Church of ASMR for the Holy Hand Grenade and the Monster Hands. Monster Hands are always a welcome trigger and a personal favorite trigger!
I also was a fire obsessed kid. The sound, the flames. I once almost dropped a lit match in a box full of paper. It didn't happen and I got an earful from my mom so then I stopped. Anything I could get my hands on I would play with, like paperclips. I'd twist them. Once I was behind a leather couch and I poked holes into it. (I was even younger here, like 6). I still have to listen to that story at every family gathering... It wasn't attention seeking, just curiosity. My lil sister once pulled a rug from under me. She also once cut holes in one our blankets. It's just kids being kids.
Love the optimism, buddy. Honestly need the kind of sleep that I'd recieve from a 9-iron to the side of the head. Give me the Mr. House treatment (or the Mr. Atlas, I supose). Haven't been able to sleep for hours at this point. :)
Sad to know ive been too busy for three weeks to watch asmr like this The pickle Rick episode was the last thing I saw. I'm gonna sleep now, thank you uncle Rift. Goodnight errbody
just took my depression meds and trying to get some sleep, struggling a lot these days, happy times are just a distant memory, see you tomorrow uncle rift
That thumbnail makes it look like he’s going to put me to sleep forever. Good I need the rest
Same.
I got some Roskolnikov wibes
@@sgtshuler yep, that axe just screams Raskolnikov
Yes
i think that’s the point
This man is so unique. Like bro he’s literally my favourite person to watch when I’m trying to sleep.
dude I like to watch him even when I'm trying to _not_ fall asleep
bro is my favorite person
Literally such a refresher from the mainstream asmr content I used to be recommended. Not like that stuff is bad, quite the contrary, it’s just I prefer more personality and uniqueness. Makes it better :)
Same
Video idea : sitting by the campfire telling story’s
I have PTSD and haven't slept very much in the past couple of weeks. Thank you, Uncle ER. I've been here for the better part of a decade, and no one has ever made me sleep so well. You rock, dude.
I like to pretend that Rift is a god but when I do that, I see only the ordinary person that he is (ordinary like the rest of us). But when I focus on the ordinary part, I feel like he is a god or a saint.
Boy, what great things you see and what creativity relaxing, and seeing things as they are, produces
Get that cardio in!
idk if ptsd is something you overcome, but I hope things get better for you, m8
@@shundanone It is actually possible to reach a point with treatment that you no longer meet the diagnostic criteria for it! I'm working on it. I appreciate you, m8.
Glad to hear you're working on it, Spiral. Random person on the internet wishes you the best of luck.
I love the intensely violent politeness of this video it's oddly charming in a way
feel like it’s my turn to say thank you uncle rift for the hours and hours of effort you’ve put in to make us all feel relaxed and get some rest! thank you and we love u always rift
he honestly makes me think of a doom styled character in a way, just all relaxing and killing demons as well
Exactly
yeah
Hello, this is ephimeral rift, here, with the joy of killing demons.
He's giving me more Alan Wake / Silent Hill vibes.
@@xxhardforcorexx1231 agreed
my favorite asmr channel, best asmrtist whos also a based nature lover, can’t get better
The thumbnail is so threatening, this is just what i needed to get some sleep tonight :)
Clobbering anxiety and depression was extremely effective knowing that you risk hitting your equipment with a bat just to make me relaxed.
Can i just say how amazing the internet is? We take it for granted these days and it can also be a scary place, but it allows us to meet amazing induviduals around the world such as Uncle E.. Paul, thank you for doing this and making a positive change in everyone's lives.
Sometimes I light myself on fire because it gives me full body tingles
same
Paul giving the people what they need.....
E t e r n a l R e s t
Ah, the good stuff
Is his name really Paul?
@@9895_ His real name is Paul, Most people call him Uncle E, or Rift.
@Exquisite Pretty Meme When the tingle hits 😤
I think a lot of people start fires for fun, as a kid it's such a powerful thing and it's fun to mess with something dangerous... until it isn't. I used to light pretty controlled fires just to watch them burning, and I know my friends used to light fires sometimes too.
Some kind of basic human fascination we never lost for fire.
i still do it sometimes
I really like when you focus on one microphone there is no noise pollution on the opposite one ASMR GOLD!
I know where you live Hugh.
I love that ever since I started watching your channel like 4 Year Ago, you still, to this damn day, say "I trust that you are doing Spentastically Well" or something similar. I always hope to hear it at the start of your videos Rift.
I love that he uses really dark background. Essy on the eyes when watching this on your bed at night. He really thinks about it all.
Always a good -day- night's sleep when Uncle Rift uploads.
43:50 that was so funny my brain was like "Yo wake up, you gotta hear this one!"
Anyone else a long time viewer super excited to see the return of “monster hands”! One of my favs from back in the day!
me :)
yep!
Thank you very much for killing all those inner deamons and beating the shit out of my anxiety and depression. I deeply apreciate it.
darnit I thought when he pulled out the gas can he was going to light himself on fire... he knows how much I enjoy the relaxing sound of screaming in unbearable pain and burning flesh... I swear he drew the line there just to spite me
As much as I want to go to sleep, I also want to keep myself up just to see what else he has in store for the video
this is why i cant ever just sleep
ER bout to put us in the ER
First
@@gordanfreeman6199The right man in the wrong place...
LMAO😭😭😭
The only level above splentastic is listening to Mr. Rift. You give me the rest that I so dearly need. Thank you for the effort you put into these videos!
This is the type of friendly wholesome ASMR content I need to relax after a long day
The jerry can is surprisingly nice on the ears, combining the fluid slosh with the metallic echo
You're probably never going to see this, but I love your content and have been following and subbed for perhaps a decade. Keep up the great work!
Same here I saw a old video of his the other day said it was 9 years old and I'd been watching him for about a year when he released that video.
I love how he entertained the idea of setting himself on fire for relaxation Truly the best ASMR artist.
I have to say that this video has left me feeling absolutely pleasantiferous!
Always a unique idea for ASMR
I gotta say when he pulled out the 80 fluid ounces of pickle juice, I was fearing for my life a little
Omg the gasoline bit was so freaking funny I went from resting comfortably to full on laughing 😂
I follow a few asmrtists and this man is my go to when sleep fails me. Thanks Paul
Whatever it takes. Oh my
Oh hey absentduck
Finally, the monster hands are back.
I wish their segment was longer.
P.S. I was thinking about making a compilation of all good monster hands moments by ER, just for myself (or random listener, if uncle ER doesn't mind me uploading this).
Well I wasn't expecting an almost empty gas can to be one of my favorite sounds. 👌🏻The more you know! 🌈📖
Yeah, it was a delightful new discovery for me too!
Every single time I watch your videos I start out Wide Awake. Then Magically I wake up the next day and I have to find the airpods that fell out of my ears. You are the only ASMR channel that can make me sleep.
The sound is so perfect, my man has got it down. Great video you're the best
Is that a threat? 😌
yes
yes
It's a warning.
It's a promise
It's a challenge
This video gives off the same vibes as ASMR TO HELP YOU SLEEP- Beating you until you're unconscious
Bro without you we would be nothing…. Thank You. You’re awesome, Paul.
Just give me that forever sleep. I need to forget these last two years
Excellent content as always ephemeral rift 👌
Great video. I'm not a fan of the pickle juice sounds, but that is just my preference. Nice to see the monster hands again. Thank you!
Uncle E: trying to remember the name of a “backyard fire container”
Me, to the tune of Rock Me Amadeus by Falco: “Chiminea chiminea. Chiminea, chiminea chiminea. Chiminea, chiminea chiminea. Ch-ch-ch-chiminea.”
I need that Elder God Pillow in my life 🐙
God this is one of my favorite one of his videos
Yes, yes to all of this. It's just what I needed the most, to fall asleep profoundly.
the visuals and windy sounds around 48:00 are the best!
Amazing work as always rift, A+ work good lad
Good To See You're Still Uploading Paul
the metal container of flammable liquid was surprisingly musical
Love when puts the coments on screen when he forgets something or whatever it's hilarious 😂
Ur the best asmr channel on youtube and probably that will ever exist thank you sir
It's 3:37am right now and i decided to just power through to the morning
Did you?
They way he said "good to see you" in the first 5 seconds I sense a aura of threat and danger. Let's see if I'm right
I guess his amazing eyesight that makes it possible for him to see you had something to do with all the pepperoni slices he puts on his eyelids all the time.
I have insomnia I thank you for this your a blessing my guy I work night shifts get off at ten thirty or so and this helps alot
It is splentastic how you manage to get this to sound good through a tiny phone speaker as well as headphones, well done
tutorial worked for my brother, he liked it so much that he has been sleeping for 4 years in a row
I like how he says he grew out of starting fires but proceeds to striking matches haha
I cant believe how much i enjoy your videos keep up the good work boss
Bro I laughed out loud when I saw the thumbnail and read the title. That shit is hilarious
the monster hands are super tingly!! i would love more of them :)
Thank you for killing ny inner demons, now I can finally get some rest ☺️
I'm always so happy to see your videos come up
gives the same vibes as "beating you until you're unconscious asmr"
Dude the axe head scratching/rubbing sounded amazing
the thumbnail somehow reminds me of medic from tf2 lmao.
И снова этот мужчина удивляет по хорошему
"Is that depression?!!!,get out of here!!" Most relatable line ever
I frequently returned to your Church of ASMR for the Holy Hand Grenade and the Monster Hands. Monster Hands are always a welcome trigger and a personal favorite trigger!
The tappy tap of the glasses on my god it’s one of me favorite noises 😊
I’ve been here for years. I plan to stay that much and more
Hey ER would you consider doing a full length god-tier asmr video? That sound assortment in a longer length video would be amazing.
uncle E we love you man thank you dude for the asmr
I also was a fire obsessed kid. The sound, the flames. I once almost dropped a lit match in a box full of paper. It didn't happen and I got an earful from my mom so then I stopped.
Anything I could get my hands on I would play with, like paperclips. I'd twist them. Once I was behind a leather couch and I poked holes into it. (I was even younger here, like 6). I still have to listen to that story at every family gathering...
It wasn't attention seeking, just curiosity.
My lil sister once pulled a rug from under me. She also once cut holes in one our blankets.
It's just kids being kids.
Why was the tool(?) swinging such a good trigger?? Didnt expect it to be such a good mental, visual and sound trigger
So glad the monster hands are back
Love the optimism, buddy. Honestly need the kind of sleep that I'd recieve from a 9-iron to the side of the head. Give me the Mr. House treatment (or the Mr. Atlas, I supose). Haven't been able to sleep for hours at this point. :)
"It's so cute. Well, whatever." Made me chuckle
Also the axe section is my favorite, it keeps bringing me back
These sounds were either too good, or I haven’t slept in 60 hours, I turn it on and I fell sleep almost immediately.
This dude is the gandalf of asmr and im going to be honest I despise asmr and yet I love this channel.
Thank you for helping me sleep 🙂
Normal Asmrtist: Time to pull out my trusty water globes.
Paul: Ah yes this gasoline jug will make amazing sounds 🤩
well
they kinda did
This was my first time hearing the word splentastic💀. I kinda like it
That jacket is magic.
This man dominates the asmr world!
*dreams of cruelty starts playing*
The monster hands will always be one of my favorites along side the squishy brain
Uncle E, how you brighten up my day!
Monster hands are GOAT
Sad to know ive been too busy for three weeks to watch asmr like this
The pickle Rick episode was the last thing I saw. I'm gonna sleep now, thank you uncle Rift. Goodnight errbody
just took my depression meds and trying to get some sleep, struggling a lot these days, happy times are just a distant memory, see you tomorrow uncle rift
Ah yes, the return of those packing peanuts. You rock, ER!
Like his voice and i love slow asmr xD this dude is rly the Number one
thats weird, I have notifications on but I didn't get the notifications on youtube, you sent it directly into my brain as I just remembered you
Great vid. When are you making the Atari Lego controller only video ?
He is a god in our eyes
So relaxing! 😎
Rift is a asmr goat