I watched. I could do nothing but watch. And then, I saw me watching in front of myself. But it wasn't really me. Watch out. The gap in the door... it's a separate Reddit channel. The only me is me. Are you sure the only you is you? Relevantly, are you sure you don't want to subscribe to EzPz? It's got more Zaaacchh... he'll read you things in his velvety voooiiice... ruclips.net/channel/UCJ7ikgcuqbBQ-mfO4BIgReA .
I’m Dutch and currently learning German in school, this was relatable and absolutely horrible to watch and hear. The watching was good, but the pronunciation just killed me. Each time i pronounce something wrong, my teacher just yells at me like crazy, so i kind of got some PTSD flashbacks from last lesson.
I’m Dutch and currently learning German in school, this was relatable and absolutely horrible to watch and hear. The watching was good, but the pronunciation just killed me. Each time i pronounce something wrong, my teacher just yells at me like crazy, so i kind of got some PTSD flashbacks from last lesson.
Fun fact that no one asked for: It wasn’t just hermione who was actually writing, in writing scenes, the students were actually doing their irl school work. I think that’s amazing
my cat died recently and when i saw all those salami memes i was like "oh i should feed my cat some!" and then i remembered Edit: my grandma has got a stray cat visiting her and I fell in love with it, I nicknamed her bebe and enjoy my weekly visit to her, I will feed her the salami one day
emkay would talk to that tree and invite it to a classy restaurant. then emkay would climb into its hollow and sleep, secure and surrounded by the natural embrace of wood and tree sap
Fun fact: The most pain a human can experience is when they are giving birth, and after birth, the pain doesn't go away immediately, because the body has to heal.
Me: *understands what he is saying, laughs in English* Me: *understands the parrot post, laughs in Spanish* Me: *waits for something in hangul so I can laugh in bad Korean* Me: *waits for something Latin so I can cry in bad Latin* Also me: "Did I just forget how to say that in German.." *crys in mother language*
Nur ein Kanal your comment is driving me slightly mental because I can understand like 95% of what you said... it’s just that the 5% *just so happens* to be the only part that actually gives meaning...
*[kris], YOU FILLED YOUR [inventorium] WITH [half priced salami] JUST TO KEEP ME OUT? WHAT THE [fifty percent off] !!!!!! YOU CAN CARRY LIKE 48 [items]* cat named kris: yes
@@godissantaforadults1056 lol xd epic awesome chill the robux minecraft gamer discord hi bye hotel chicago get noob e yes no thanos ree spider dead man
honestly my favorite video of emkay's to date like it sometimes sticks to my brain and I have to watch it again but I don't mind because I like zach's voice
The one at 5:55 got me, my mom, and my aunt when I told them the joke :D Thanks, EmKay for making my day because they don't laugh when I tell them something funny.
I watched. I could do nothing but watch. And then, I saw me watching in front of myself. But it wasn't really me. Watch out. The gap in the door... it's a separate Reddit channel. The only me is me. Are you sure the only you is you? Relevantly, are you sure you don't want to subscribe to EzPz? It's got more Zaaacchh... he'll read you things in his velvety voooiiice... ruclips.net/channel/UCJ7ikgcuqbBQ-mfO4BIgReA .
I love eating ass
Can wait to see the confused people
EmKay me
Secondth!
Never gonna give u up
As someone learning German, it hurts my heart how he pronounces “die”
As a German person, it hurts too😂
Well as a German it felt like I was stabbed
Pronounced like "dee"
I’m Dutch and currently learning German in school, this was relatable and absolutely horrible to watch and hear. The watching was good, but the pronunciation just killed me. Each time i pronounce something wrong, my teacher just yells at me like crazy, so i kind of got some PTSD flashbacks from last lesson.
I’m Dutch and currently learning German in school, this was relatable and absolutely horrible to watch and hear. The watching was good, but the pronunciation just killed me. Each time i pronounce something wrong, my teacher just yells at me like crazy, so i kind of got some PTSD flashbacks from last lesson.
These memes are coming so fast that I don’t have time to react.
Me
Dont react then
MeMe
He says the thing we all think but to stupid to say
Weak
Nobody:
My cat: meow
Me: Here's a little bit of salami
Teto Lily you can not give a little cat to your pet salami
Your cat: meow (Translation: Thank You For The Little A Salami I Will Swallow This Treat With Grace, Power, And Dignity)
r/uselessnobody trash caption
Cat: hewo thank u for salami UwU
me
This hits a lot harder now, now that it's 2020, and almost 2021.
damn bro wait until 2021 shits crazy
It’s 2021
Hi it’s 2021 now
It's 2021
2021 is here. ;-;
I want a video with only "cats can have a little salami" memes
@@ima13yroldpplessfortnutboi79 no
Wait i thought stands can have a little bit of salami
zero two uwu
r/catscanhavealittlesalami
Bluina, I think all you need to do is wait for the next Meme Review from Pewds... 😉
Fun fact that no one asked for:
It wasn’t just hermione who was actually writing, in writing scenes, the students were actually doing their irl school work. I think that’s amazing
So what you're saying is... They literally studied at Hogwarts
ally. The good luck likes you have
ally. I read that as “heroin” and got extremely confused. It’s 6am and I haven’t slept no wonder I can’t read.
Lola Blueberrycloud but i did too
That’s cool also something I noticed: in Spanish cat, dog, bird, mouse, rabbit ect. are male nouns, while words like spider and snake are female
"d e r, DIE, das"
ah yes, that's how you say them
Der, Dee, das.
deer, doi, dass
U know what u Americans should learn to say
ADIDAS
You speak it like
A Die Das
@@EmKay I laugh everytime when someone pronouncens the articles wrong. I just imagine the overatch reaper meme with it.
ok, but how do you pronounce der?
This almost makes me feel as happy as cats when they have a little salami
Can I say I really like your name-
*O a k*
Cat owner: *gives little salami.
Cat: no, there is another
There's three, actaually
Just a lil salami
*changed speling
*Maybe I am a cat...*
When you get offended by the way Zach says "der, die, das" and you're not even German
Zach* (they sound incredibly similar in this particular video tho)
Also, same
@@cata0rostika oh my, it really is Zach
I live in Germany but I’m not German I’m Albanien and der sie das means he she it
The ’Die’ threw me of guard for a sec...
Well I am german soooooo yeah I'm truly offended 0-0
Carnivores: I only eat meat
Herbivores: I only eat plants
Cats:i only eat a little salami
heh
heh
heh
Heh
Heh
the continuous chain of “letting the cat have a little salami” had me DYING FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES- akajsisshdidk
i laughed at the "nothing: everything: boom" for like a full minute no stop
Gosh
there was
n o s t o p
😂😂just seen it
Same...
I think the best part is the implication that Big Shaq is god or at the very least has the voice of god. And I mean, where’s the lie?
my cat died recently and when i saw all those salami memes i was like "oh i should feed my cat some!" and then i remembered
Edit: my grandma has got a stray cat visiting her and I fell in love with it, I nicknamed her bebe and enjoy my weekly visit to her, I will feed her the salami one day
Yikes
Rest In Pepperoni smol chonk
Yeah, I feel you bro
One time I fed my cat cat food and he started to act weird and then he died
That’s why salami should feed our cats salami
oh
Dont worry, hes in a better place now mate
No one:
Not a soul:
Cats: we want a little salami
give the cats what they want!! do it now and let them know that you love them
@@EmKay I work at a deli, I'm gonna buy some salami and bring it to my cats
Pretty sure cats actually are the ones who started this meme to get salami at this point, why not
@@EmKay wat u call dis thing at 0:02
ok
Its official.
*Cats and salami is the new pretty best friends*
LOL
Cat is the ugly one
@@blangaman983 ... maybe
@@MrPrinceTheRizzardOfOz i used to be called “TommySalami” so yeah, this aged like milk.
god dammit
"A guy would talk to a tree if it approached him first."
Who wouldn't? That's a moving tree and I need answers.
No. He is just my Vietnamese friend.
emkay would talk to that tree and invite it to a classy restaurant. then emkay would climb into its hollow and sleep, secure and surrounded by the natural embrace of wood and tree sap
@@EmKay Buddy, ain't so sure that's tree sap...
@@syndication__3230 is that tree sap or are you just happy to see me 😳😳
@EmKay Just happy, Damien. Just happy.
*Winks*
*_No homo intensifies_*
When you understand that Zach doesn't know German:
Well, logic.
Keine Shwache Zeigen
I seriously can’t separate Zach and Damien’s voices and it scares me
I’m not the only one?
*damien's voice is deeper
Not much wheezing
Koalamanda Bear same
Koalamanda Bear same I’m scared
"Come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision". None of us did buddy, none of us did.
the simpsons did
@Runaway Kid
*its hard to argue with their assessments*
Zach:
Cat:
Zach:
A little salami:
/\_/\
( o.o )
> ^
@@EmKay cats can have a little salami
1:21
S(he's) (brock)en
EmKay: He's Brock
Me: *Sen*
My Brother: Wait does that say She's Brocken?
NameHere sen means you in Turkish
Broken*
Keysia Topasca i would like you to look at what the meme says
@@rubiez6209 wait is this a joke or are you being serious LMAOOOOPP
@@sanacankindadraw Joke
EmKay:*trying to pronouns “der,die,das”
Me a german person:....so cute....
Milo :3 it’s... metaphysically painful... (Not actually German, but learning it and... ow.)
I had an aneurysm
Milo :3 it
hurts
Alle Antworten r/OwO
Fun fact:
The most pain a human can experience is when they are giving birth, and after birth, the pain doesn't go away immediately, because the body has to heal.
Oh thanks jesus
nice
Getting kicked in the balls:
then why do I hear couples say "let's have another one" you don't hear a guy walk up to his friend and say "kick me in the nuts again"
@@k1n5h0 facts
Damien pronouncing die as die.... Like....
German silence
Zach*
And Der as Drr...
the first person ive seen to grt them confussed with eachother
germans have left the chat
Learning it. But honestly it fucks me over
Me: *understands what he is saying, laughs in English*
Me: *understands the parrot post, laughs in Spanish*
Me: *waits for something in hangul so I can laugh in bad Korean*
Me: *waits for something Latin so I can cry in bad Latin*
Also me: "Did I just forget how to say that in German.." *crys in mother language*
나도ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
@@nydra8119 Me: *reads ur comment, laughs in bad Korean*
@@kiwimiwi5452 nah it's alright i'm not that good in Korean as well 😂
Bruh warum sage ich das nicht einfach in Deutsch haha😂
So fühle ich mich immer wenn ich plötzlich bei normalen Gesprächen anfange Englisch zu reden😂😂
S(he's) (brock)en
EmKay: He's Brock
Me, a Mini Ladd fan: Sen
n o
@The moldy cheese O H Y E S
I hope mini’s ok
That's r/sbeve
Yes
New title: memes that make cats want a piece of salami
*you are killing me.*
Woof
too political
@@AdeptL i agree
*insert pog here*
Friend: you can’t fix the Tesla truck
Me: *cats can have a little salami*
SALAMI
Salami is OK to offer to your cat in moderation.
@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa cats can have a little salami
Tree: *approaches me*
Me: something’s wrong, I can feel it
**boops tree** ooooh
Just like a feeling I've got
Like something is about to happen, but I don't know what
"...Der, DIE, Das..."
* german confusion *
Cold as ice Pretty sure he said DUR
@@ella353 yes, but he didn't pronounce "Die" properly that's why I wrote that comment😂 i think it's super cute how he speaks german
@@coldasice4371 and he didn't pronounce der the write way either... So...
@@novu6196 at least he tried😂
@Luz Saarinen America explain😂
We used to give my old cat salami, seeing this meme warms my heart.
"emkay" just sounds like "I'm gay"
change my mind
I-i can't...
emkay. thats all imma say.
No
*Illuminati* Is all I can say.
No it sounds like "Em gay"
I have never heard a perfect “That’s MAMA LUIGI TO YOU, MARIO.”
Zach has the big brain.
WHY DOES ZACH DO AN ALMOST UNSETTLING-LY PERFECT LUIGI VOICE
What if: he _is_ Luigi
Normies: she’s broken
Nerds: he’s Brock
Pog: se
Wait it says she's brocken
It says sen, acctually.
Germans: der die das
Emkay: dör dai das
Germans: good enough.
@xNapZz im a little
Yeah lol.
And me here, still don't know were I belong with my Mozartballs
@@dustyhandz Angel Dust tf are you doing here. You are supposed to be with Radio Demon.
@@judyneutron2960 I am enjoying life since I got to know how to get to the normal youtube
Interesting fact: You’re not watching this in full screen.
wait wtf? howd u know?
OmG iTs LiKe YoU KnOw
Y’all he knows because you can’t look at comments while in full screen lmao
Lady Katelyn R/WOOSH
Lady Katelyn r/woooosh
All cats: Salami
Garfield: L a s a g n a
Emkay: welcome back to emkay
My ears: welcome back to im gay
H I G A Y I M D A D
H I G A Y I M D A D
6:36
Englishmen be like:
Germans, the Dutch and Afrikaans people: *disappoint*
I'm Dutch and I didn't even realise it at first
I am german, and it hurts...
It hurts...
So much...
I hate being german, y’all only got “the”.. THE apple, THE car, THE WHATEVER.
Nur ein Kanal I’m sorry I don’t speak Ooga booga
Unga bunga
уυηα learning German. Bloody. Gendered. Nouns. (Also declensions, but those are more common, it’s just that everything in the sentence changes them.
уυηα and to be fair, I think the last two are das Right?
Nur ein Kanal your comment is driving me slightly mental because I can understand like 95% of what you said... it’s just that the 5% *just so happens* to be the only part that actually gives meaning...
No one literally nobody:
Hermione Granger(Emma Watson): I shot a man sitting in a parked car with a .38
2:13
People with common sense:
It’s the time before 2020, the memes are infants.
"Der" is like "Hair" with a 'D' instead of the 'H'. "Die" is like the letter 'D'. "Das" is like "does". Your "das" was fine.
Should be close enough
pretty sure das isn't pronounced like does, but instead dahs
They literally all mean the same thing...whyyyyyy?
Might be an accent thing, either you do it with the h or we don't, but where i live it's pronounced like does.
Google translate is on my side though.
@@JohanniklasLp I see
@@giornogiovanna2008 I meant the other two comments. Your comment is right - they all mean "the"
Me:
My Cat:
Me:
My Cat:
Me:
My Cat: can i haves a little a salami
Me: Yes
Cat: I'm asking again for little salami
I’m watching this in class and it’s now turned into “try not to laugh, get caught and sentenced to death by the teacher” challenge
I got fnaf the music vibes from this
try to not give a cat salami challenge (impossible)
3:09
six pistols when have no salami -
six pistols when have a little salami
*sex pistols
Not to be mistaken by fuck revolver
@@varunsvinu bonk rifle
*intercourse gun
Sex Pistols
When you said "der, die, das"
That hurt
He at least got das
Yup, it did
Fun fact: Der, Die, Das
Is pronounced
"Dehr" "Dee" "Duss"
Who tf was like "hm lets spell it Das but its actually Duss
@@TheCollectiveHexagon well every language pronounces it different for germans they pronounce letters different as in english
**stops drawing Charlie from Hazbin Hotel**
I'm nowhere near fluent in German but Ihave been taught to say das like it's spelt, so I just say Das.
@@TheCollectiveHexagon germans pronouns literally like us, Spanish XD
I think this video is my favourite EmKay video ever... It just feels so personal... The memes hit different in this one lmao
Me: **Dosen't say me**
Zach: Wait, that's illegal
w h a t
i feel like i'm about to get r/facepalme'd
@@chunchunmaru5250 r/facepalm
PADORU PADORU
Lemonnite nite Ah i see you're a man of a culture as well
"cAtS ShOuLd OnLy EaT cAt FoOd"
*Warrior Cats : Am I A Joke To You?*
Ye
I like your style Jaywing.
Star is better-
Nice a warrior fan
@Kaden Bartunek Warrior cats, Love.
"Hippity hoppity you ram is my property"
Me: "NO! *BANG* *BANG*
Only valve deserves my ram."
I literally crumbled to the floor trying to contain my laughter as to not wake up my parents. Thank you for making my day
Not gonna lie, I definitely felt that when he said *me*
This is so me
ugh me
cats: :3
cats on bad day: :c
cats when haves lil salami: :3
Cat:*eat*
Salami:*gets eaten*
Zac: *WHEEZY*
I'm not avoiding my relatives, it's 3 in the morning>:)
6:37 with my desire to learn German this meme has become suddenly relatable
Guy: Guess who's watching an Emkay video instead of
spending time with their relatives
Zach: I'm recording an Emkay video
EmKay: *Reads anything*
Also EmKay: "hehe"
“Guess who is watching emkay videos instead of spending time with their relatives”
IM ON THE TOILET
Honesty 💅
Do you know how awkward it is to burst out laughing because of memes and then realize your parents are talking about serious stuff
like whether cats should have a little salami
7:27 after seeing that my body literally did just that.
Zach’s starting to sound like Damien *and it’s freaking me out*
Right????
Everyone on EmKay just slowly begins to transform to Damien. You can't change my mind, don't bother trying.
only 250x smarter
《Emotional Machine》 Slazo never left the channel, he just morphed into Damien, and now Zac is starting to morph as well
D A M I E M O R P H S
THAT WAS ZACK !!!!
Nice as always I can't belive people suy your just "em Kay!" *drum sound * yeah that makes me feel depressed.
When you said “emkay” i thought you said “im gay” no offense
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@rosepetunia1829 that... is a lot of letters
+ Sana Can Kinda Draw
Nah this is:
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
@@rosepetunia1829 that's fear of long words right?
+ Sana Can Kinda Draw Yes.
I know I know, I'm late. But, that bowser meme is, "cereal when no milk vs cereal when haves milk" It's beautiful.
Emkay: “Hello is Emgay!”
Me: Me too
When they said they listened to “Take me home, Country Roads” I thought “Those are rookie numbers, you gotta bump those up”.
2:01 i feel personally attacked
*”Cats can have a LITTle salami.”*
Yes, that is how I pronounce “little” sarcastically.
so you mean british way
EmKay: *goes on internet*
New meme: *"my time has come"*
0:16 just sat down at my nanas house and turned on this video.....my whole family is talking now.
Definition of betrayal:
Petting a dog,
*It runs to someone else*
Me going back inside because i hate the smell of day: Aight ima head in
He didn’t say “I’ll be seein’ ya”
I don’t know how to feel.
you won't be seeing him
This is it
He’s gone the way of Cobi 😭
I thought that was Damien's thing?
*[kris], YOU FILLED YOUR [inventorium] WITH [half priced salami] JUST TO KEEP ME OUT? WHAT THE [fifty percent off] !!!!!! YOU CAN CARRY LIKE 48 [items]*
cat named kris: yes
deltaruined
5:46 * Doki Doki Literiture Club intesifies *
“When you start your pc”
Internet: hippity hoppity I’m gonna waste your life time
I like bread
@@godissantaforadults1056 lol xd epic awesome chill the robux minecraft gamer discord hi bye hotel
chicago get noob e yes no thanos ree spider dead man
@@marionarro3030 r/ihadastroke
@@cookiedeviluwudevil4028 no
@@marionarro3030 yes
Meme (exist) on the internet
Me: Is this me in real life?
honestly my favorite video of emkay's to date like it sometimes sticks to my brain and I have to watch it again but I don't mind because I like zach's voice
The little “ha ha ha” is good
Me: *pees*
My intimate part: *WATER*
Me learning German: Alright, what does "The" translate to?
Language app: 6:36
Me: *W H Y G E R M A N Y*
this has probably been the best EmKay video ever
7:50 no joke I was actually almost asleep and that woke me up cause it’s 12 am
they didnt lie do
Zach:
„Der die das“
German ppl:
*X to disappoint*
Me: X
ZACH: *sad non-german-speaker noises*
Me:you should GO to school again and LEARN german by god please Zach it makes me sad TvT no offense.
Alpha_436 xxxxxxxxxxxx
When someone else narrates on EmKay:
*confused screaming*
5:06 insectivores:THAT BUG IS RAW!
*shane and Ryan meme pops up*
Me: *has buzzfeed unsolved playing on tv*
**me is early**
Me won’t get noticed
Me won’t get like
Me won’t get Oon
I say me many me
Early gang
Don’t think like that ,keep your hopes up
Hey Zach,
Guess who's watching EmKay videos instead of doing my online classes?
THIS GUY!
**nervous laughter** Ahh, kill me.
Oldest wine bottle meme but darkest dungeon:
>drinks wine
>gets the Crimson Curse
>wants more
>no more old wine
>dies after 2 weeks
7:13 My elbow started to hurt when I saw this.
well i missed literally the ENTIRE salami meme! :D
Everyone is born cool Except people who dont need torches when going mining
It’s not my fault I can’t change my gamma settings 🙁
You did this joke wrong
Hmm.... Well im stupid
Optifine
The one at 5:55 got me, my mom, and my aunt when I told them the joke :D
Thanks, EmKay for making my day because they don't laugh when I tell them something funny.