sir, you don't have to get married (hetero cringe)

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @sonjaverpaalen548
    @sonjaverpaalen548 3 года назад +3902

    Cishet people TM existence: hate the gender you're supposed to love and judge non-cishets for actually loving the gender they love.

    • @nwjnslssfm
      @nwjnslssfm 3 года назад +84

      AHFKFBDJK FACTS💀

    • @__-ks4yo
      @__-ks4yo 3 года назад +90

      Iam taking a screen shot of it. Gonna show one of my straight ™ "friend"

    • @dumpsterfire4094
      @dumpsterfire4094 3 года назад +48

      Ah, the straight best friend.

    • @jasonpickles2576
      @jasonpickles2576 3 года назад +2

      Hold on, these aren’t LGBT+ jokes. These aren’t coded to reflect your own views. There jokes.

    • @petrasolano9531
      @petrasolano9531 3 года назад +105

      What’s something homophobic but gay at the same time: straight men

  • @nwjnslssfm
    @nwjnslssfm 3 года назад +4166

    These men act so miserable in there marriages and then complain about it like HONEY??? You didn’t HAVE to get married?? Like no one is making you 🧍

    • @ratstanduser
      @ratstanduser 3 года назад +56

      Right 😩

    • @die2124
      @die2124 3 года назад +168

      Like hun if you can't handle a marriage don't get married

    • @Galaxyzzz__
      @Galaxyzzz__ 3 года назад +93

      Your pfp is amazing Catra supremacy 🛐

    • @cchainsawhunter
      @cchainsawhunter 3 года назад +21

      Exactly

    • @nwjnslssfm
      @nwjnslssfm 3 года назад +39

      @@Galaxyzzz__ haha thankssss yesss catra💅✨

  • @kat6569
    @kat6569 3 года назад +2906

    The fact that straight people get married despite not wanting to and then complain about it and call it a “prison “ meanwhile I can’t marry my gf simply because I’m a woman and I live in a homophobic country is really infuriating.

    • @ima-human9593
      @ima-human9593 3 года назад +102

      It is very infuriating but I just love your name and that profile picture *chef kiss*

    • @mirandacalabria556
      @mirandacalabria556 3 года назад +27

      Where do you live if you don’t mind me asking?

    • @kat6569
      @kat6569 3 года назад +115

      @@mirandacalabria556 I live in Greece.Not only marriage for queer people isn’t legal but hate crimes against them are frequent,especially when it comes to trans people :/

    • @mirandacalabria556
      @mirandacalabria556 3 года назад +101

      @@kat6569 I’m so sorry. I hope that Greece can progress soon so you and your gf and others can get married. I also hope that the hate crimes against the lgbtq+ community over there decrease too. You and your gf stay safe over there! Along with everyone else, these are difficult times rn.💗

    • @Relichunters01
      @Relichunters01 3 года назад +91

      @@kat6569 to think Greece used to be more accepting than this

  • @sapphthesapphic4492
    @sapphthesapphic4492 3 года назад +3516

    "humans invented atheism" you're telling me racoons have a perception of god?

    • @jasonpickles2576
      @jasonpickles2576 3 года назад +49

      I can tell you they would have a harder time thinking we were once microscopic beings that evolved into every single animal you have ever seen.

    • @robinita46853
      @robinita46853 3 года назад +175

      Former catholic here: All animals were supposed to have an inherent knowledge of what to do, not via instincts, but via god telling them what to do. Humans are the only animals who couldn't "hear" god and had to seek him out with faith.
      Yes, its ridiculous. There was a time I thought it was beautiful but the truth is so much more fascinating now.

    • @apologyapocalypse8693
      @apologyapocalypse8693 3 года назад +44

      Not to support these idiots or anything but elephants have been seen to actually worship the moon. So there's that.

    • @eclipticcat
      @eclipticcat 3 года назад +74

      @@apologyapocalypse8693 how would people know they're worshipping the moon lol

    • @jitterbuggs
      @jitterbuggs 3 года назад +52

      why yes of course, raccoons are god fearing individuals just like the rest of us /s /j

  • @shedinjasonix5040
    @shedinjasonix5040 3 года назад +5359

    "humans invented atheism" yeah cuz giraffes definitely go to church regularly

    • @noonstyles3973
      @noonstyles3973 3 года назад +618

      Well I have seen giraffes in church. Then again maybe I was just high 🤷‍♀️

    • @hazelravens8373
      @hazelravens8373 3 года назад +356

      Yeah bro my dog prays before every meal and before bed how could humans not see the truth about atheism 🤦‍♂️/j

    • @jakethepillowsnake4098
      @jakethepillowsnake4098 3 года назад +297

      Don't knock giraffe church, man. Their choir is unreal.

    • @Dragon-ov3bf
      @Dragon-ov3bf 3 года назад +20

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @rat3015
      @rat3015 3 года назад +57

      Well I mean I guess you need religion to have atheism?? Idk whack

  • @Myr642
    @Myr642 3 года назад +1138

    If I’m ever engaged to a man and he makes a “marriage sucks/I’m being tied down” joke then we’re no longer engaged.

    • @charlydalrymple4940
      @charlydalrymple4940 3 года назад +146

      just say to him,
      " hippity hoppity, get off my property"

    • @mimosasseat9860
      @mimosasseat9860 3 года назад +7

      you like men?

    • @Myr642
      @Myr642 3 года назад +46

      @@mimosasseat9860 unfortunately 💗💜💙

    • @charlydalrymple4940
      @charlydalrymple4940 3 года назад +9

      @JaguarBeatz um, i don't know what technoblade is i just heard my friend say it once and i thought it was funny. sorry. lol

    • @Myr642
      @Myr642 3 года назад +3

      @@sunbea4477 😂😂😂

  • @s0updad
    @s0updad 3 года назад +1602

    the she-ra earrings 🙏🏻🙏🏻

    • @stupidflanders2
      @stupidflanders2 3 года назад +18

      Yessss

    • @meowmf6442
      @meowmf6442 3 года назад +15

      Yassss

    • @daliah8883
      @daliah8883 3 года назад +13

      how did you comment before the video uploaded ✨

    • @meowmf6442
      @meowmf6442 3 года назад +25

      @@daliah8883 early access for members ig?

    • @daliah8883
      @daliah8883 3 года назад +6

      @Depressed Gay Wizard ayo thanks! first off, starkid and tlt my beloved. and also thanks for the answer!

  • @bethlovelace7395
    @bethlovelace7395 3 года назад +965

    My life began when I married my husband. 20 years later and I love him more now...couples that don't like eachother worry me. We have one life, why spend it unhappy?
    I love your videos. My youngest linked a video to me and I've been a subscriber since :)

    • @bethlovelace7395
      @bethlovelace7395 3 года назад +230

      To clarify, I was abused my first 21 years of life. He helped me get out and heal. He helped me find myself and we are best friends, not a cringy clingy weird couple lol

    • @mewow3556
      @mewow3556 3 года назад +137

      that story is really sweet. i also have no ideas why people are in relationships with people they don’t like

    • @urfavoritefurry4368
      @urfavoritefurry4368 3 года назад +106

      This is so wholesome. I’m very very happy for you and your husband. I wish you two the best of luck in life.

    • @quietlywhispering
      @quietlywhispering 3 года назад +36

      I'm so happy for you 💓

    • @codester9889
      @codester9889 3 года назад +47

      Thank you for learning right from wrong, Beth! Very strong of you. So nice to see older generations opening their minds too, its sweet your youngest showed you Savannah's channel. Being happy is so important, spending your one life being dumb and choosing to be unhappy is something ill never understand... Exploring relationships to find out who makes you the most happy is important if you're uninterested in your current one

  • @yourlocalcarrotdealer
    @yourlocalcarrotdealer 3 года назад +1265

    There's this one tik tok that basically says 'liking femboys is gay' and there are SO many dudes in the comments saying shit like 'still straight' and 'no it's not' and it's just so fucking funny like dude

    • @toothbatthemusical6704
      @toothbatthemusical6704 3 года назад +515

      "liking a boy that looks like a girl isn't gay" then proceeds to say they wouldn't date a trans woman because that's "still gay"

    • @blues_0
      @blues_0 3 года назад +215

      @@toothbatthemusical6704 they still can't decide, don't they?

    • @toothbatthemusical6704
      @toothbatthemusical6704 3 года назад +42

      @@blues_0 ikr

    • @danlee7162
      @danlee7162 3 года назад +6

      @goby Trans women are male. There is no such thing as a male woman. Women are by definition female. A man who likes trans women, ie other males, is not straight

    • @toothbatthemusical6704
      @toothbatthemusical6704 3 года назад +72

      @goby exactly!!!!

  • @Randomnessgirl001
    @Randomnessgirl001 3 года назад +372

    "Not all bi women have high sex drives"
    Me, a bi ace woman: yeah thats true.
    "Statistically bi women are more likely to be depressed and that also lowers sex drive."
    Me, a bi ace and depressed woman: 😱🤯
    I know you mean no offense the call out just hit me hard

    • @dakotahs.4185
      @dakotahs.4185 3 года назад +3

      Yup I'm in the same boat

    • @ominous_light
      @ominous_light 3 года назад +3

      Wait hold awn.. what's a bi ace? Does it mean that you're attracted to both genders but like with no sexual intentions? Like you can find them pretty but not anything beyond that? Ig

    • @dakotahs.4185
      @dakotahs.4185 3 года назад +19

      @@ominous_light you can be biromantic but on the ace spectrum. For example I'm bisexual, bi, but also demisexual.

    • @noneri
      @noneri 3 года назад +11

      @@ominous_light no, finding them pretty is mere aesthetic attraction and aroace folks can also experience this. being bi and ace is feeling romantic attraction to two or more genders while not feeling sexual attraction to anyone! different types of attraction include aesthetic, platonic, romantic, sensual, and sexual, and they're all different!

    • @johannaquintero-perez1540
      @johannaquintero-perez1540 3 года назад +1

      I was going to make a comment like this as a bi ace woman but I guess you beat me to it

  • @amber._.
    @amber._. 3 года назад +431

    I'm starting to think that The Straights hate (the idea of) being in a relationship WAY more than I, an aroace, do. Which is hilarious.

    • @lemin0u
      @lemin0u 3 года назад +6

      Lmao same

    • @spongeboy864
      @spongeboy864 3 года назад +7

      Lmao my sister is aro ace as well and she said the same thing

    • @user-sk4up8wz5b
      @user-sk4up8wz5b 3 года назад +9

      Sameeee
      If they don't like women but also wouldn't date a man- doesn't that seem a bit aro-

    • @emilyrose3490
      @emilyrose3490 3 года назад +2

      As a straight, I do hate the idea. And for that reason I’ll not be in a relationship, like any normal person would

    • @luci_datum
      @luci_datum 3 года назад +2

      As a straight I would love to be with my SO for a very, very long time, these other people confuse the hell out of me

  • @lpb7391
    @lpb7391 3 года назад +275

    Now, who‘s gonna tell the straights that a) animals have no idea that things like gender even exist, and b) actually do not believe in God (and thus are the OG atheists)?

    • @jacobnoelle8428
      @jacobnoelle8428 3 года назад +9

      They don't care enough to think about god. Thinking about the spiritual is connect to intelligence (elephants)

    • @catalayalafaye5337
      @catalayalafaye5337 3 года назад

      Elephants kinda have a religion, they worship the moon.

    • @prixe12
      @prixe12 3 года назад +4

      @@catalayalafaye5337 Source?

    • @catalayalafaye5337
      @catalayalafaye5337 3 года назад

      @@prixe12 I think I found it on Wikipedia? 😅

  • @dontask3601
    @dontask3601 3 года назад +1071

    The straights: Animals follow gender roles we should too
    Me: don't male sea horses carry the babies?
    Edit: thank you for all the likes

    • @idkidc5074
      @idkidc5074 3 года назад +73

      And after giving birth dying? Yes

    • @kat6569
      @kat6569 3 года назад +148

      Hyenas literally live in a matriarchy sooo

    • @Sapphic_Schedule
      @Sapphic_Schedule 3 года назад +160

      And what about the gay penguins? (And other gay animals)

    • @jacobnoelle8428
      @jacobnoelle8428 3 года назад +31

      @@Sapphic_Schedule fuffy sheepy boys

    • @gwormmies
      @gwormmies 3 года назад +51

      @@Sapphic_Schedule YESSS THE GAY PENGUINS (and other gay animals ofc too) ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @apolloina19
    @apolloina19 3 года назад +194

    the hets complain about marriage and relationships but then when they’re single they complain about that like,,

  • @snailcheeserulez
    @snailcheeserulez 3 года назад +408

    “I have no interest in them. They have no interest in me. If you aren’t a feminist I don’t car for you.” Honestly thought this was going to rhyme ngl XD

    • @samwood917
      @samwood917 3 года назад +33

      I have no interest in them. They have no interest in me. If you aren’t a feminist, just leave me be.

    • @flowersforyouu
      @flowersforyouu 3 года назад +7

      @@samwood917 thank you

    • @samwood917
      @samwood917 3 года назад +4

      @@flowersforyouu you're very welcome

    • @morgrugg
      @morgrugg 3 года назад +1

      @@samwood917 I want that on a t-shirt

    • @snailcheeserulez
      @snailcheeserulez 3 года назад +1

      @@samwood917 yyeeeeeessss!!!

  • @timmyturner7997
    @timmyturner7997 3 года назад +55

    Straight men: no!! Women cant propose!! And lgbtq+ ppl cant get married it’s sacred!!!
    Also men after proposing and getting married: ugh I’m trapped in my marriage, it’s like prison and I hate my wife

  • @nettle1217
    @nettle1217 3 года назад +114

    "humans invented atheism"
    yea cause they also invented religion...

  • @dorarandom7870
    @dorarandom7870 3 года назад +372

    Some weirdo: "No woman wants to talk to me. They all just want to talk to hot guys, us introverts don't even get a chance."
    Woman that talks to men: *exists*
    Same guy: "Sl*t."

    • @justafreak8790
      @justafreak8790 3 года назад +43

      This is sadly accurate

    • @Yourmom_y
      @Yourmom_y 3 года назад +51

      And when the woman gets mad they victimize themselves

    • @light9168
      @light9168 3 года назад +5

      not related to the comment but i love your profile picture :))

    • @dorarandom7870
      @dorarandom7870 3 года назад +5

      @@light9168 (:

    • @seabeauty4008
      @seabeauty4008 3 года назад +2

      most of those men usually are also fat, short and gross overall. Then act surprised no woman wants to talk to them

  • @Prickly_Cactus_1993
    @Prickly_Cactus_1993 3 года назад +1048

    Everyone you need to keep going, it will get better. These bad thoughts won't last forever and life will improve. Keep fighting, you are all so strong. I know you can do it. The dark period you are going through will end and there will be light again. You are all amazing and forever valid, I care about you all and your life has so much meaning. You are worth it, keep going, keep fighting, nothing stays bad forever.

    • @ayo-xr3zd
      @ayo-xr3zd 3 года назад +14

      I swear to god i see you everywhere

    • @Q12278
      @Q12278 3 года назад +23

      Thank you cactus

    • @lavenderrosecosplay5639
      @lavenderrosecosplay5639 3 года назад +8

      Thank you for the kind message

    • @fennaknaepen3037
      @fennaknaepen3037 3 года назад +10

      Can you please give me a reason other then "it will get better" bc I don't want to wait anymore, I want it to be better now!
      O satan I sound like a child

    • @katelynnw4023
      @katelynnw4023 3 года назад +5

      I see your comments everywhere.you’re such a kind soul🖤. I hope you’re well

  • @PixelPenguin87212
    @PixelPenguin87212 3 года назад +336

    it's not that they get married when they don't want to be married, the issue is that people don't consider divorce when they really should sometimes. it's okay to end a marriage just because you both don't like/love each other anymore.

    • @PixelPenguin87212
      @PixelPenguin87212 3 года назад +9

      people are usually happy together when they get married.

    • @yourundertaleobsessedlesbi6975
      @yourundertaleobsessedlesbi6975 3 года назад +4

      Yes yes yes

    • @Hana_H
      @Hana_H 3 года назад +6

      But the happiness doesen’t always last

    • @danlee7162
      @danlee7162 3 года назад +5

      It's selfish. Especially, when you have kids. Divorce should be the last resort. There are a lot of things you can do to save your marriage before considering divorce

    • @miigi-p4939
      @miigi-p4939 3 года назад +63

      @@danlee7162 so its way better to pass all your life fighting with your partner in front of your kid?
      i am so grateful my dads divorced instead of being together because i know how bad i feel when they fight, imagine it being like that almost everyday
      you cant say shit now go troll in another place

  • @z.k.7472
    @z.k.7472 3 года назад +203

    As a bisexual woman, if that creature was my husband and somehow he managed to get in bed with another human being, i’d absolutely hold the camera steady, but just so I’ll get blackmail money after the divorce

  • @apolloina19
    @apolloina19 3 года назад +255

    the hets are why I hate the idea of marriage. Like can we just wear funky rings and say we’re stuck with each other without the government knowing and the whole ceremony thing? lets just say we’re girl/boy/bestie friends for life

    • @Itri_Vega
      @Itri_Vega 3 года назад +73

      Yeah but that would mean missing out on those precious ✨tax benefits✨

    • @juniorwriter139
      @juniorwriter139 3 года назад +41

      @@Itri_Vega Oh yeab and the right to legally be recognized as family.

    • @seabeauty4008
      @seabeauty4008 3 года назад +7

      Imagine hating marriage, which many of us in the LGBTQ+ community have wanted and fought for, because of what hets think

    • @dc9067
      @dc9067 3 года назад +4

      The idea of marriage is honestly cringy

    • @happymushroom6098
      @happymushroom6098 3 года назад +11

      @@seabeauty4008 some cishet people don't like marriage??? its a personal choice.

  • @maerafinn6776
    @maerafinn6776 3 года назад +271

    "Non-human creatures around us follow their gender roles without complaints"
    Frogs: am I a joke to you?

    • @Someone-uw5vr
      @Someone-uw5vr 3 года назад +17

      I saw a video once and it was about reproduction and it said reproduction happens between a male and female and then they showed a picture two frogs and then I was mad and done with the video.

    • @ravenbeastofancient
      @ravenbeastofancient 3 года назад +46

      What about seahorses? The males carry out the babies/eggs...

    • @maerafinn6776
      @maerafinn6776 3 года назад +4

      @@stickysocks6369 ooh good!

    • @stickysocks6369
      @stickysocks6369 3 года назад +5

      OMFG THEY DELETED MY LIST, WTF

    • @ravenbeastofancient
      @ravenbeastofancient 3 года назад +8

      @@stickysocks6369 What's inappropriate about animals and plants? That's so stupid

  • @kuroneko5390
    @kuroneko5390 3 года назад +51

    I was married once and made those type of jokes.. it was my way to feel like I still had a little bit of control.... which I actually didn't have. It was a really toxic relationship... I got gaslighted into getting married basically. He was an manipulative, abusive person that I am glad I don't have any contact too anymore. It nearly killed me. So yeah if you do make jokes like that in a marriage you should really take a good look on and and see if there is truth in those joke's somewhere. There might be something wrong.

    • @jasonpickles2576
      @jasonpickles2576 3 года назад +4

      I really like that, those jokes aren’t bad on there own. But, like most jokes, you have to make sure it’s not a facade of some kind. Also I’m glad you got out of that.

  • @queen_of_aces1563
    @queen_of_aces1563 3 года назад +104

    These people always confuse me so much like... if you don’t like each other... then don’t get married...? Just a thought from your friendly neighborhood ace 🖤💜

    • @fishykitty883
      @fishykitty883 3 года назад +7

      Ayyyy

    • @fishykitty883
      @fishykitty883 3 года назад +8

      My queen 👑

    • @bunnychan8885
      @bunnychan8885 3 года назад +4

      👌🏾

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 3 года назад +9

      So when i first started my fulltime job, i went to lunch with a group of people. My job's kinda male dominated (but getting better) so the guys were just being guys. Cue the teasing of the guy about to get married, a whole bunch of i-hate-my-wife/my-wife-hates-me jokes, and by the end of the hour i'd marked certain people as those i wouldn't want to be friends with.
      Unfortunately, one of those people got transfered to my team for a bit and was so frustrating and annoying that i had a chat with a coworker up where i could send emotes when he would ask the same question of one of the guys on my team even though i just answered it. He also went on to joke about hating his kids and pets and i...i.... How is he living his life, if he hates everything or assumes that hating things makes him more liked?

    • @womanface3684
      @womanface3684 3 года назад +2

      @@catelynh1020 hating his kids?? someone get this dude away from his family

  • @HOPEfullBoi01
    @HOPEfullBoi01 3 года назад +109

    When life hits you with that "sir, you don't have to get married" notif 1 day into breakup... What can I say, it hurts good lol

  • @user-mq9uz2fn7v
    @user-mq9uz2fn7v 3 года назад +213

    Karen: Animals follow gender roles is natural we humans are disgusting
    The animals who's gender roles are completly the contrary from humans: 👀yea sure

    • @yeetymcneety
      @yeetymcneety 3 года назад +36

      "why is this male bird pink?!"

    • @shilohmustang
      @shilohmustang 3 года назад +26

      Sea horses, bettas, and penguins have joined the chat.

    • @lillyjohnson9423
      @lillyjohnson9423 3 года назад +20

      @@shilohmustang Don't forget ants! The women go out and explore when the men stay in the colony and take care of things there

    • @HanowerkaSchleich
      @HanowerkaSchleich 3 года назад +20

      Hyenas joined the chat.

    • @KinjiroTheThunder
      @KinjiroTheThunder 3 года назад +9

      @@yeetymcneety the funny thing about this is that pink actually used to be a boy color

  • @thishuman1621
    @thishuman1621 3 года назад +297

    I can not WAIT for Gen z teachers. That generation of school kids are gonna be fucking amazing

    • @pickupthephone8348
      @pickupthephone8348 3 года назад +31

      u assume that gen z gets this old?

    • @thishuman1621
      @thishuman1621 3 года назад +5

      No, but other teachers are gonna die out one day..

    • @shierpa6566
      @shierpa6566 3 года назад +18

      that's the goal :) I plan upon teaching kindergarten lol

    • @kv8441
      @kv8441 3 года назад +14

      @@shierpa6566 good luck! hopefully one day kids will call you their favorite teacher 😌👍🏾

    • @napkinhoarder21
      @napkinhoarder21 3 года назад +6

      theyre gonna be amazing and frightening at the same time but whew i cant wait lmao

  • @alicedare405
    @alicedare405 3 года назад +182

    "Other animals follow gender roles and are straight" 90% of Giraffes being gay "✌️yolo"

    • @sanityidontknowher5057
      @sanityidontknowher5057 3 года назад +22

      Bonobos being entirely bi 🌚

    • @jacobnoelle8428
      @jacobnoelle8428 3 года назад +16

      Sheeps

    • @alicedare405
      @alicedare405 3 года назад +21

      @@jacobnoelle8428 Yep! And frogs, male lions, tons of birds.

    • @shilohmustang
      @shilohmustang 3 года назад +20

      Hyenas, penguins, betta fish, and many many other examples.

    • @alicedare405
      @alicedare405 3 года назад +9

      @@shilohmustang Amazon molly.
      Anglerfish, Blackstripe topminnow, Bluegill sunfish, Char, Grayling, European bitterling, Green swordtail.

  • @toothbatthemusical6704
    @toothbatthemusical6704 3 года назад +106

    alternate title: come watch Savannah witness cishets descend into madness as she loses her faith in humanity

  • @erin2959
    @erin2959 3 года назад +73

    honestly I am so so proud of savannah. seeing this account get to almost 300k over the last year-ish has been so amazing and I feel so privileged to have watched her grow and thrive.

  • @emoscotchtape
    @emoscotchtape 3 года назад +96

    I'm not even 2 minutes in the video, but the straights ™ really got mad at us calling them out-

    • @jesusslefttittie8855
      @jesusslefttittie8855 3 года назад +5

      Exactly

    • @womanface3684
      @womanface3684 3 года назад +3

      Straight cissy people: *mocks people not apart of their religion, different race, lgbtq+ members, makes "i hate my wife" jokes* haha so funny joke haha
      Any minority group: *calls cissy clowns out*
      Straight cissy people: *Actually, here written on the code of conduct, section 404, following under the Laws of Cishet-topia, that is illegal* ❤

  • @marablue5132
    @marablue5132 3 года назад +51

    10:30 no because i’m bi but i am SOOO picky when it comes to dating. and once i’m in a relationship i’m COMMITTED 😂i seriously don’t get why people think we like everyone and anyone

    • @Serendipitouspenguin
      @Serendipitouspenguin 3 года назад +2

      Ikr. Like I’m bi too but I’d NEVER let my bf have sex with another girl in front of me, much less hold a camera while he’s doing it.

    • @chansfeet2500
      @chansfeet2500 3 года назад +2

      Same, like, just because I have more options doesn't mean I'm going to take them all. I'm committed to my S/O at all times, unless we break up.

    • @Helloknight
      @Helloknight 3 года назад

      i'm bi and poly but i'd respect and be committed if my partner wasn't.

  • @fishykitty883
    @fishykitty883 3 года назад +198

    At this point, I literally just exist to judge these str8's

    • @jasonpickles2576
      @jasonpickles2576 3 года назад +1

      That’s a life of animosity, therefore, no life at all. I suggest doing something more fulfilling with your life. Maybe an instrument like guitar.

    • @womanface3684
      @womanface3684 3 года назад +3

      @@jasonpickles2576 nah ill maybe stick to judging some of these cissy people, its more funner and productive in my opinion ❤

    • @jasonpickles2576
      @jasonpickles2576 3 года назад +1

      @@womanface3684 this is absolutely not more productive, but I can’t tell you what to do. Take care.

    • @womanface3684
      @womanface3684 3 года назад +2

      @@jasonpickles2576 lol to you its not, but thx kyle

  • @Sarah-ce5nx
    @Sarah-ce5nx 3 года назад +72

    Can we just appreciate that our queen has been uploading such ✨quality content✨ recently?

    • @dontknowhyimhere589
      @dontknowhyimhere589 3 года назад +2

      Fr

    • @Sarah-ce5nx
      @Sarah-ce5nx 3 года назад +5

      @Docter Strange I feel differently about the matter, but if you don’t like her content, then just don’t watch it.

    • @Itri_Vega
      @Itri_Vega 3 года назад +1

      @Docter Strange *doctor

    • @Sarah-ce5nx
      @Sarah-ce5nx 3 года назад +2

      @Docter Strange you literally can’t even spell whole. You wrote hole. Really trying to lecture us with that crappy spelling?

    • @ellierichardson1616
      @ellierichardson1616 3 года назад +2

      @Docter Strange This makes no sense… For example, I watch multiple Harry Potter RUclipsrs and their content is (understandably) directed toward Potterheads. So, are you trying to tell me that just because their content is made for only Harry Potter fans it’s bad? Because apparently having content directed toward the lgbtq+ community is bad, I’m presuming every single piece of content made for a specific group of people is bad by your logic

  • @mirandacalabria556
    @mirandacalabria556 3 года назад +59

    I guess people forgot that clownfish can switch from being a male to a female or vice-versa...

    • @SATANFUCKSMYSOUL
      @SATANFUCKSMYSOUL 3 года назад +4

      I heard some snails and frogs might also do that.

    • @mr.x2567
      @mr.x2567 3 года назад +1

      Some actually do, but use it to say “fish change gender for survival, while dumb humans use it for their fewings.” Yeah, I hate them too.

    • @niyah_uwu
      @niyah_uwu Год назад

      Snails don't really change their gender, the most are hermaphrodites and thus have both sexual organs on their body. When they mate, they both do mate with each other with both sets of genitalia.

  • @lucygregory1853
    @lucygregory1853 3 года назад +54

    one of The Straights got mad at me for LGBTQIA+ humor on an LGBTQIA+ gc and she said it was oppression
    *i’m deleting myself from everything including earth*

    • @ilovemenwithlonghair
      @ilovemenwithlonghair 3 года назад +3

      What counts as lgbtqia+ humor

    • @lucygregory1853
      @lucygregory1853 3 года назад +17

      @@ilovemenwithlonghair i jokingly said who told the straights about this gc and she blew up my phone telling me i was heterophobic

    • @j.b9218
      @j.b9218 3 года назад

      @@lucygregory1853 yo who was the admin that even let her in. Like why,, 😂

  • @sophrrrrrr
    @sophrrrrrr 3 года назад +34

    That reminds me. My older brother might’ve been serious, not sure, but he was joking that I was a feminist. I am. I thought, ‘So what if I am?’

  • @ezra55595
    @ezra55595 3 года назад +48

    The first one looks like a reference to a lobotomy which has an even more disturbing implication.

    • @herossoup6027
      @herossoup6027 3 года назад

      What exactly is a lobotomy?

    • @MissPerle13
      @MissPerle13 3 года назад +8

      @@herossoup6027 an old treatment to « heal » mental illnesses, the doctor would take a pointy instrument and put it trough the eye of the patient to attain the brain, making the person like braindead :/

    • @herossoup6027
      @herossoup6027 3 года назад +2

      @@MissPerle13 Oh woah, that is very messed up. Thank you for telling me though

  • @bethbaxter2922
    @bethbaxter2922 3 года назад +85

    If my future husband wanted a tattoo like that, I’d m calling off the engagement

    • @carat_light
      @carat_light 3 года назад +15

      @faith Reader yess fr, like sorry if you consider our future marriage imprisonment?? dont marry me then??

    • @jasonpickles2576
      @jasonpickles2576 3 года назад

      @faith Reader if you would break up with someone on the spot for making a harmless joke you should probably leave your gene pool as it is.

    • @micnik3573
      @micnik3573 3 года назад +15

      @@jasonpickles2576 Aw stop being a snowflake. Its fine to break up with someone who "jokes" about not wanting to be with you/actually liking you instead of I dont know, actually being happy and exciting to get married. Its actually fine to break up with someone for any reason, no one should be forced to stay with someone when they dont want to.

    • @micnik3573
      @micnik3573 3 года назад +3

      @faith Reader Same

    • @07Flash11MRC
      @07Flash11MRC 3 года назад +1

      Same, lol.. Getting rid of trash immediately!

  • @Cole-kw4dm
    @Cole-kw4dm 3 года назад +78

    6:40 this dude is straight up just saying “humans need to stop being intelligent 😭”

    • @LadyLeviathan
      @LadyLeviathan 3 года назад +11

      Well, he stopped being intelligent as soon as he posted that

    • @bassboostedmoonchao
      @bassboostedmoonchao 3 года назад

      gianni voice STOP. HAVING. THOUGHTS.

  • @Delaneyisbraindead
    @Delaneyisbraindead 3 года назад +146

    As a bi, the bisexual one made me want to die even more 💀😭😂

  • @Jana-ng7gb
    @Jana-ng7gb 3 года назад +44

    why is nobody talking about her epic shera earrings

  • @adricsoti3719
    @adricsoti3719 3 года назад +36

    the first post refers to lobotomy i think
    so it means: if u do that to the woman, she basically becomes incapable of doing anything ever alone, she wouldnt be able to speak or think normally

    • @noonstyles3973
      @noonstyles3973 3 года назад +2

      What 🤠

    • @adricsoti3719
      @adricsoti3719 3 года назад +11

      @@noonstyles3973 yep that was a thing ppl did ages ago to mentally ill/disabled ppl to deal with them better:( its actually really disturbing how they did it too

    • @noonstyles3973
      @noonstyles3973 3 года назад +7

      @@adricsoti3719 that's just fucked up

    • @justafreak8790
      @justafreak8790 3 года назад +2

      WhAt- 😃

    • @hanabanana7041
      @hanabanana7041 3 года назад +9

      @@adricsoti3719 not just mentally disabled people. If a child acted up? Bam lobotomy. If a wife didn't like her husband? Bam lobotomy. Someone was too rebellious? Bam lobotomy. It was pretty crazy.

  • @teresanuckolls3999
    @teresanuckolls3999 3 года назад +62

    can we all please acknowledge the LOVELY she-ra earrings? love ya 🥰

    • @catra8127
      @catra8127 3 года назад +1

      IKR I need them💖💖

    • @07Flash11MRC
      @07Flash11MRC 3 года назад

      They are definitely her best pair of earrings! :-)

  • @ben.ny_si.ms2000
    @ben.ny_si.ms2000 3 года назад +29

    i think bi-ace people would blow that one guy’s mind, and not in the way he wants

  • @BaphyRae
    @BaphyRae 3 года назад +15

    I’m officially calling this “The Sir Series”.

  • @ronnimekp8004
    @ronnimekp8004 3 года назад +10

    The person saying "bisexual women are more open minded (no holes are barred)" is talking about wanting to get pegged. Change my mind.

  • @travismalmquist9678
    @travismalmquist9678 3 года назад +28

    Maybe if I dyed my hair green and wore see through shirts that expose my belly and black ripped jeans and decreased my testosterone level to like between 100-200, conservatives will not be interested in me as well. Honestly, cause I do plan on doing all that as a third gender or gender neutral XD

  • @echomonstera
    @echomonstera 3 года назад +18

    Today I came out as bisexual to my family, so far everyone has accepted me! 🏳️‍🌈

  • @Rose-wy6og
    @Rose-wy6og 3 года назад +13

    As a biromantic, let's go through the list, shall we?
    -higher sex drive? I can't speak on that, as I'm asexual, but it does vary from person to person, their sexual orientation usually has nothing to do with this
    -More open-minded? Sure, just not in the way the poster meant it, again it varies from person to person, but you shouldn't be afraid to ask your partner to try certain things, regardless of their or your own sexuality.
    -Cheating? No, absolutely not, that's still betraying a person's trust for your own gain, if anything, they'll start dating the girl you cheated on them with instead lmao
    I might be biased, but bi people are great partners usually, they are more understanding, and you can both talk about being attracted to people of your opposite gender as well, etc, but don't seek out bi people for this guy's list, as it's pretty blatantly just fetishizing bisexuality, don't fetishize people for things like that, they won't want to date you lmao

  • @cloudhhhh
    @cloudhhhh 3 года назад +82

    cishet men: aight bro thanks for the beer I guess I gotta go back home to my wife Janet she's a beet¢h tho I hate living in the same house as her
    women to their wives: every day I am reminded to be grateful for the pinnacle of beauty that is the blessing of a woman which is my wife. I will now proceed to go out of my way to make sure she has the best day possible to thank her for changing my life for the better.

    • @archer4424
      @archer4424 3 года назад +3

      I read the second part as ‘women to their husbands’ at first (idk why tho) and I was so confused like,,,, bruh what?? But then I realized I’m just dumb lmfaooooo-

    • @Mae_Dastardly
      @Mae_Dastardly 3 года назад +18

      Historians: they were such good friends ..

    • @Itotallygetbitches
      @Itotallygetbitches 3 года назад +15

      Historins : and they were roommates

    • @Mae_Dastardly
      @Mae_Dastardly 3 года назад +3

      @@Itotallygetbitches It's taking all my self control to not say the next part

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 3 года назад +7

      Same with gay men to their husband.

  • @mammoneymelon
    @mammoneymelon 3 года назад +15

    "your degredation kink doesn't count" losing my shit

  • @batoolsayed6519
    @batoolsayed6519 3 года назад +7

    As a bi woman it makes me so incredibly uncomfortable when people generalize and sexualize us then I am just sitting there like: Sir that's illegal I'm a minor please stop

  • @siiriv6750
    @siiriv6750 3 года назад +24

    "touch her where it counts"
    *Touches her amygdala*
    Well at least we all got a warning and stuff...

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw 3 года назад +4

      I like to imagine that's actually just an advertisement for lobotomy

  • @evee6730
    @evee6730 3 года назад +8

    1:37 To explain this image, he touching is her amygdala, which is the part of the brain in control of the fight or flight response. The image is pretty much saying, "make her want to run away", which is honestly disgusting.

  • @chloe-wm8cu
    @chloe-wm8cu 3 года назад +14

    I love how transphobic people act like it’s unnatural to be trans when their are plenty of fish that change their gender throughout life.
    From articles:
    “One segment that had everyone talking featured an Asian Sheepshead Wrasse - based off the coast of Northern Japan - changing gender.”
    “Twenty per cent of male fish tested in rivers are now ‘trans-gender’ or ‘intersex’, with both female and male characteristics.”

    • @shilohmustang
      @shilohmustang 3 года назад +2

      Clown fish will change gender should the males or females die in the group. Finding Nemo got weird for me after I learned this xD

  • @raventhegoblin
    @raventhegoblin 3 года назад +11

    Glad to see you found your SheRa earrings! They’re super cool and I was sad when you said you couldn’t find them

  • @kittteau
    @kittteau 3 года назад +207

    Why do these people think that being bisexual, pansexual, etc. is like being polyamorous?! Like, if a person is pan, they wouldn't get attracted to anyone else if they have a significant other...

    • @Helloknight
      @Helloknight 3 года назад +14

      polysexuals can be plyamourous, but not all polyamoruous are pan

    • @rageagainstthemicrowave1313
      @rageagainstthemicrowave1313 3 года назад +25

      right like bisexuals CAN be polyamorous but just because we like more than one gender doesn't mean we automatically are.

  • @chloeywithaY
    @chloeywithaY 3 года назад +10

    Wow I am slow today 😂🤦‍♀️ 3 minuets in I thought " why is he going to be chasing cats for the rest of his life? 🤔 " 🤣🙈 only when Savannah said stop sexualising babies I got it. I have no words

  • @taylorhillard4868
    @taylorhillard4868 3 года назад +11

    "Humans invented atheism"
    Lol. Every animal in Australia exists to spite God.

  • @greenbeanb
    @greenbeanb 3 года назад +8

    “humans invented atheism”
    wait does that mean my cat is going to church every Sunday behind my back??

  • @flamebunny6511
    @flamebunny6511 3 года назад +16

    The gender roles animals one is hilarious to me too because it implies that animals believe in god 😭

  • @RustyPaige
    @RustyPaige 3 года назад +2

    It’s amazing how this is essentially the same video every month, and yet I can’t get enough of it

  • @non-bidragon38
    @non-bidragon38 3 года назад +5

    YOUR DAILY REMINDER THAT:
    GIRLS ARE NOT OBJECTS
    GUYS ARE NOT WALLETS
    PETS ARE NOT PUNCHING BAGS
    YOU ARE VALID

  • @basementdwellercosplay
    @basementdwellercosplay 3 года назад +10

    These people know you don't have to get married or can get a divorce... Right

  • @dewpebble5980
    @dewpebble5980 3 года назад +6

    No

  • @ksis86
    @ksis86 3 года назад +9

    I truly never get the “i hate my wife/husband” thing. I married the one straight man that I don’t hate 😂 best believe if he was homophobic, sexist, and made cringe “jokes” about being stuck with me I would be happily single lmao

  • @FirstNameLastName-nh6en
    @FirstNameLastName-nh6en 3 года назад +3

    "Statistically a lot of bisexual women are depressed" I came here to have fun not be called out 😭😭

  • @sincerelypsycho8555
    @sincerelypsycho8555 3 года назад +10

    watching your channel made me go buy SO MANY wlw earrings, thanks! lmao

  • @spoonsmcgee6770
    @spoonsmcgee6770 3 года назад +5

    the first one is about how lobotomies used to be performed on "difficult" women!!

  • @charlotteautumn4177
    @charlotteautumn4177 3 года назад +14

    Not the hetero cringe account being deleted while all the asexual erasure accounts still exist 👀

  • @thevanquisher1519
    @thevanquisher1519 3 года назад +3

    Sometimes people confuse me. Just don’t get married. It’s not that hard. If you hate your partner, just break up.
    Not hard.
    -A random Aro-Ace

  • @isidoracalvo6050
    @isidoracalvo6050 3 года назад +12

    I love how half of the comments are about the she-ra earrings 😌💕

    • @catra8127
      @catra8127 3 года назад +2

      And rightfully so!! She-ra supremacy! 😆😆💖

    • @47ratsinahoodie
      @47ratsinahoodie 3 года назад +2

      @Docter Strange Or maybe people just like the fucking earrings

  • @case-y-idea5091
    @case-y-idea5091 3 года назад +8

    For all of my bookworms.... I though that the picture second from the right on the left side of savannahs head was fanart of Cardan from The Cruel Prince . Savannah i was going to scream. But no. Sadly not.

  • @ggjune7392
    @ggjune7392 3 года назад +6

    This showed up in my notifs just in time 😂😂 I was looking for something to watch

    • @ggjune7392
      @ggjune7392 3 года назад

      @Docter Strange yeah I like to watch RUclips while I eat my dinner and my recommended videos were dry af until I got that notification lol

  • @youtubeuniversity3638
    @youtubeuniversity3638 3 года назад +4

    The power to give nature the middle finger is the second best power humanity has.
    The first is the ability to tell when we should apart from when we shouldn't.

  • @dirckdelint6391
    @dirckdelint6391 3 года назад +5

    4:30: “l don’t get the joke.”
    Well, as a cis het guy, lemme explain… no, wait. I don’t either. Neither does my wife. Bafflement is the only appropriate response, and we’re very happy to not be normal.

  • @Dialikesmores
    @Dialikesmores 3 года назад +2

    4:59 That’s not being down bad, that’s being down *HORRENDOUS* .

  • @Hana_H
    @Hana_H 3 года назад +11

    The guy: all animals follow gender roles!
    Seahorses: hi

  • @meowforcats6694
    @meowforcats6694 3 года назад +11

    6:30 that “biblical woman” forgot that God created biodiversity. The humans created movements because some people don’t like variance in behavior and physical traits.

  • @dontknowhyimhere589
    @dontknowhyimhere589 3 года назад +14

    Your videos are the only thing that Keep me going in this ciscet world

  • @Renni_Jay
    @Renni_Jay 3 года назад +4

    I prefer the implication that the baby, as an adult man, is just gonna want to play with cats forever, cause that's a mood

  • @pommedeter7407
    @pommedeter7407 3 года назад +4

    Hetero Storm rains for 3000 years old : *nothing happens*
    À glimpse of gay : *THE CISHET ARE UPSET*

  • @chirimoyatriste6395
    @chirimoyatriste6395 3 года назад +1

    8:06 posts like these really remind me of how much I miss the times when I first came out as bisexual and felt comfortable about it instead of extremely anxious bc I'm scared that literally every man I meet thinks I'm some sort of sex toy

  • @taylorjane9503
    @taylorjane9503 3 года назад +4

    When she said “bisexuals are normally depressed” I let out a screech and laughed cause my brain said the same thing lol

  • @fluffypeony-pony6790
    @fluffypeony-pony6790 3 года назад +1

    “They usually take a look at my hair and they stay away”
    A perfect defense. Like a poison dart frog. Beautiful 🐸

  • @heatherstevahn417
    @heatherstevahn417 3 года назад +3

    the non-binary pals part of their greeting makes me so happy as a closeted non-binary person

  • @ognjensijak989
    @ognjensijak989 3 года назад +3

    Amigdala is responsible for emotions like fear, so I guess he is fearing her?

  • @theskywingartist
    @theskywingartist 3 года назад +4

    About the: forcing your sexuality onto your kids and how people who are in the LGBTQ+ community shouldn't raise children...
    I have male OC that was raised by an older (late 30s early 40s) lesbian couple. He turned out perfectly well I'd say! He owns a flower shop and is able to meet the needs to live, he has a stable life, and his mother and mom love him very dearly.
    So...

  • @witzitzilin
    @witzitzilin 3 года назад +12

    5:45 This one really bothers me because you can tell that they are talking about animals and about common stuff people believe about lions or wolves and such, when the diversity of animals is so much vast, there are species of animals in which the male versions only exist at limited times like aphids and rotifers, there's also hermaphrodite animals and animals that change sex under specific conditions. It feels like this person is the type of person who would say things about animals with strong confidence and then be surprised if some tells them sponges and corals are animals too.
    Second I'm not sure if with creatures they mean living beings but if so, do this person believe plants and fungi have gender roles??
    Also I don't think this was thought really hard, if you believe a creature doesn't have cognitive abilities it would make sense they wouldn't be capable of complaints, would they?

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw 3 года назад +3

      I also think they'd be surprised to learn about, say, lionesses with manes 🤭 even in the more general animal species people think of, there are always examples of them not following "gender roles" (since animals don't have gender roles and often just behave according to what's most effecient--wolves are a good example as well; they don't divide tasks by sex)

  • @hobiadaykeepsthesadnessawa2398
    @hobiadaykeepsthesadnessawa2398 3 года назад +5

    These memes on instagram take stupidity to another level 🏃‍♀️

  • @kenzie3384
    @kenzie3384 3 года назад

    Off topic but the Skzoo stickers, plush, photocards and the hyunjin photocard in her phone case made my day :)

  • @goodgaminggirl_2861
    @goodgaminggirl_2861 3 года назад +3

    I have ADHD and mild autism so social constructs aren’t something I understand. That includes gender. I’ve never understood why we need a name or label, it makes no sense, why can’t we just love who we love and why do we have to only love someone because of a made up thing. I understand how people worry about how they have sex, but I just so happen to be asexual so I don’t personally get that. Just why do I need to know your gender, why does it matter? It doesn’t. Of course, I will use pronouns and respect choices, but I’m not attracted to someone because of their gender, I’m attracted to certain features and personalities, and some of the features are both feminine and masculine.

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 3 года назад +2

      I write a lot, and i mostly write fantasy. In creating new species/races of creatures, i've actually spent a lot of time thinking about things like that.
      What i think it boils down to is that, at the start of defining groups (through language, for us, or clothes or lifestyle) the physical differences were focused on (men having more physical strength and recklessness, women being able to have children) and humans sorted themselves into those categories. If you had the parts or presented yourself as having the parts to bear children, you were raised with the idea that you would go on to raise children, even if you didn't. If you had an outie instead of an innie, you were raised to protect and provide (read hunting).
      But now, humans are pretty equal. We've gotten to the point where men don't go off to wrestle bears or raze the nearby tribe and women don't gather and only focus on child bearing and rearing. (I am aware this is still prevalent in some circles, but most see it as wrong to force it) Gender used to be a quick way to label someone and know what was expected out of them in life, and it's just not that useful anymore. I agree that it doesn't matter anymore, except if you want to use specific pronouns (but i'd be happy to do away with them if it didn't make writing scenes much harder).

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 3 года назад +2

      Tl;dr
      Humans like to categorize things. Gender identity was a pretty important category a long time ago and much less now. I agree it's more or less useless now

  • @breemari7770
    @breemari7770 3 года назад +2

    Touch her where it counts… sir… that’s the fear gland… you are saying you want to scare her.

  • @anonymousanomaly4702
    @anonymousanomaly4702 3 года назад +4

    5:43 "Inhuman creatures…."
    Fuck they found us out **dissolves into a writhing mass of evil flesh and proceeds to spread unbiblical beliefs**

  • @gopika6759
    @gopika6759 3 года назад

    I'm so glad you mentioned the source of your earrings in the description.

  • @SpookyFossil
    @SpookyFossil 3 года назад +2

    I remember after getting married I was out at a job and the owner was asking me how it went. He also asked had anyone mentioned having children or grandchildren. I said no and that my cat was enough. He agreed with me then said something like if I had his son for a week I'd definitely be put off children. Now his son was at the site, probably 6 years old and quiet. I do think the the loves his son, but this is only something I've noticed straights doing. They complain about their kids yet their kids are just being themselves.

    • @ruokay9126
      @ruokay9126 3 года назад +1

      Good point, kind of sad though

  • @SakuraNyan
    @SakuraNyan 3 года назад +2

    6:55 Cats are humans: Confirmed. Penguins are humans: Confirmed. Bonobos are humans: Confirmed. (List goes on and on and on).

  • @akisekar1795
    @akisekar1795 3 года назад +15

    ❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🏳️‍⚧️
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    I'm sad I can't say happy pride but hey! Happy Tuesgay!

    • @niyah_uwu
      @niyah_uwu Год назад

      🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
      There are new hearts now for even more pride flags!!!