I Got Electrocuted Again
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- Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024
- Excerpt from 4-10-17 | TPW w/ @TheoVon 17
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Can you just imagine this guy as a witness in a court case?
No but it's the hair...
I wish we could see that! But this comment deserves a few thousand more likes 😂
Where are your likes? You wrote this 10 months ago? I wanna know where them likes are and I wanna know now
@Leif Bear hey thanks. Love the replies though
@@mattmahoney890 One of those comments that you have to imagine to appreciate. He would leave the judge speechless. I could just see him finishing his statement and the judge just staring back at him with his mouth slightly ajar and then kinda shaking himself out of it and then says he’s calling for a recess.
If Theo wrote children's books:
"I was young. I was a boy. I was a young boy."
Haha :)
😂😂😂
The fairgrounds are the grounds where they have the fair
@@Hairless-Bear 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 that put me to the floor!
A poet!
This is a masterclass in storytelling. Taking a mediocre 2 sentence event and turning it into a generational 15 minute odyssey. Bravo Theo.
Everyone is good at something.
Exactly. Theo could describe walking into his kitchen and making toast and by the end of the story you would be laughing uncontrollably. "My toaster, where I make toast." "It requires bread, a slice of bread." "Then it heats up."
@@pbrazor50 Sort of a Heating bread machine, located in my dining room.
I second that. I dislike most of the "comedians" Theo is surrounded by. I think they are hangers on because his style is not able to copy.
a generational odyssey. i’m crying.
this guy is very good at storytelling. He tells stories with no ego involved. When most people talk you can tell they try to give themselves glory when telling stories. Theo gives me such a sincere vibe like he literally is just there to tell a story.
Beautiful description.
Ummm.... He's an actor. Kind of his job.
Maybe it's the opposite...it's all ego
@@CONSPIRACYUNIVERSITY_OFFICIAL what does it matter that it’s his job. it’s not like you’re not allowed to say people are good at their job. v normal compliment. and he’s not really an actor even he’s been in movies sure but he’s definitely way more known for podcast and comedy. negative ass
@@JakeAlright geez, pull his skin back already. I admire the way you stand up for your lover though. Now that Jake, is what the youngster’s would say, is “relationship goals”.
"A fairground is a place where the fair comes"
Somebody get this man a fucking medal
Aye btfu.. he beat down syndrome...
Oh ma bad.. I ment back da fawk up.. he beat down syndrome
“I was young I was a boy, I was a young boy”
When the essay says 500 words and you only have 300
“Women who looked like lesbians but not really lesbians, non-practicing lesbians maybe” 😂
T. Von
This killed me lmao
🤣
specificity 😂
Lmao
them NPL's baby
Theo clearly has yet to comb his mane after the shock.
Was gonna make this same comment, then I saw yours. I'll refrain and hope yours blows up because it's hilarious
That's the lord's work brother, as well as the fact he often cuts it himself. PTL, pass the lobster
Dude you are reading EEEEVERYones mind brother lol
No doubt. Couple seconds into the video I was thinking the same thing! No time to comb the mane when you gotta upload a video about Poseidon finger banging your butt! 🤣
This gave me a good laugh 😅
"Spinnin' so fast I was seein weeners." - Theo Von
Bro I'm dead.
"Adult Body Pieces"... Excellent band name
“I haven’t been electrocuted in a long time” I’m all in at this point lol.
Bwahahaha 😂
Theo has developed such a particular style of humor, his stories are the best.
"I'm not trying to set a record dude. I got electrocuted" low key funniest line
🤣🤣🤣
Almost rhymes. Theo bars
...by electricity
Got electrocuted by electric ⚡️
Well the heck, he ain't no dang tachometer!
6:37 “I, personally, felt like I was always unsure if I was just spinning so fast that I was like… seein’ wieners.” -Theocrates
Theocrates!!!😂
I knew I had heard that quote from somewhere.
Adult Body Pieces.....hahahahahahaha
Theocrates. LOL. Thanks I needed the laugh.
@@Tri9Py gang, homie👊
This dude is one of the most naturally funny people I have ever seen.
I agree and I’ve been around.
I swear to god, it's like he's not even trying at all at this point😂🤣😂🤣😂
@@mhxxd4 When work isn't really work! GangGang
Yeah man, and he’s a genuinely good man…a man of The Lord….maybe 5% of these famous comics actually are
Facts 🤣
“ive never eaten sushi out of a damn truck like some creep” this clip is amazing 😂
"Calorie lurker"
"He hated sounds"
I don't know what planet Theo grew up on to have formed the being he is but it's appreciated
THIS IS WHAT STOOD OUT TO ME LOLOLOL
He was gentle when it come to the air waves.
Deep South lol
"He hated sound. He hated sounds. He hated just, all sounds."
Everybody's got their thing, and Clark just wasn't keen with sounds. You whispered around him."
I think Clarke might have had autism and was experiencing sensory overload 😂
Lol me
@@ezequiellopez8518
That is exactly what I thought when I heard that.
A guy with two pairs of ear muffs on….🤣
"He was gentle when it came to the airwaves."
"I Got Electrocuted Again"
The most Theo title for a clip.
Electrocuted means killed. He got an electric shock
@@clevelandmortician3887 no it also means to injure by shock ... doesnt always have to be to death
Title & thumbnail has me crying😭
Title & thumbnail has me crying
The transcript to this would win a Pulitzer.
Modern day mark twain
???
Mayne, I don't really give a fuck about people who put dogs up, pure breed dogs, as prizes for things you know?
AND a Nobel Prize, for sure. 🏆
@R hahaha right? Lmao
Great story. I too have been shocked. I am an Electronics Tech, worked on high power transmitters for years. Got on the high voltage side and the safety device called a crowbar was slow to shunt. Got 6700V from my right hand crossed my upper inside arm, down my right side crossed again into my left leg and out both feet. 3rd degree burns on 5 sites. It truly the rudest thing that has happened to me.
Do you know if 220/240 v the biggest available at a "fairground" urban/rural setting in North America (Stoves and clothes dryers use double 110 to add up)? Do you know are any stronger voltages common? A buddy of mine hit a buried cable with a jackhammer on a demo site. He lived and he was weird even before getting frazzled but he lived...Wicked burns etc.
@@badad0166 I think the lines before step down are like 2000volts per phase, and after step down, about 200 per phase. But that is only a estimated guess. I know the full three-phase transmission, before it's stepped down to residential, is a little higher than 7000volts (all three phases). So, it would depend on how many phases, and which side of the transformer.
I work as an electrician, and I get shocked more often than I would like, but Theo hit the nail on the head that you always forget what it's like till you're not careful and do it again
When I was a killed I was hit with a wall socket and I still remember it. I'll never forget it. I just remember feeling like it was trying to pull me into the wall. Then out of nowhere threw across the porch about 20 feet. Just remember being paralyzed. I'll never forgot what that felt like guess because it was more than just a zap..
@@nobodyreally6485 damn bro 😂 that's rough, that socket really fucked u up
Rip
@@nobodyreally6485 dude I can't stop laughing at your comment 😂 fuckin hilarious 🤣 thank u
😂😂😂
“I got electrocuted…by electricity”
-Theo Von
Muahahahahaha he's the man! An absolute cahk suckah
K..Now I’m lmao. Didn’t even catch it cuz me & Theo share the same brainwaves.
“He was gentle when it came to the airwaves” 👏🤣 Theo is a blessing to us all!😂👍
Obvious undiagnosed Aspergers. Just throw an extra hat on. Love it. 🙏🏻
"I was a boy. And I was young. And I was a young boy." 😂😂😂
Dude I almost died on a Gravitron too! The guy who sits in the middle & controls the fucking thing dropped his sprite bottle full of whisky. (sprite ain't brown) When he chased after it he got caught in the gravity & sucked against the wall just like the rest of us leaving nobody to stop the ride. We were in there for 25 minutes before someone stopped it from the outside. Multiple people were carried out, a girl yacked, people were crying, the operator left in an ambulance because he apparently did a header into the wall... I was 13 so it was tremendous. Great times!
That's hilarious! That's the last ride you want to get stuck on for 25 minutes. In hindsight I can't believe we would go to those carnivals and put our lives in the hands of America's brightest minds. I damn near died on some pirate ship ride that would swing back and forth like a pendulum. I was on the very end and my seat didn't latch... it took every goddamn muscle in my body and possibly even some divine intervention to keep myself from getting flung out of the ride on the up swing side.
Your Gravitron control guy makes Theos exhibitionist dick planting image control guy seem like carnival employee of the year.
I remember the gravitron too I live in orange field tx we had something called the crawfish festival it had like 5 rides and 3 of em were kiddie rides one was the gravitron...our gravitron had a fat guy running it and call us chicken shit on the megaphone as we walked by...
Wtf 😂😂 my first time i was about 12 and ended up riding it like 2 times in a row was acting dumb and flopping my head side to side, trying to sit up and what not. And i got sick as dog shit. Puked my ass off lol. Til this day i still cant do spinning rides.
@@knowbuddy0 🤣😂 gravitron was a death trap its a wonder we are alive today dude...didn't help that our generation has balls the size of melons too...
“Tremendous” A little coco coming out lmao , cultured gentlemen.
this whole video was just line after line of gold and the fact he didn't laugh at all makes it so much funnier, Theo so different
This story is gold
"Women that kind of looked like lesbians, but probably weren't lesbians..... Non-practicing lesbians"
Was taking a shot when I heard this... My nasal passages will never recover lol
I was just exhaling my cigarette smoke and sipping coffee at that point in the video.
I feel your pain brother!
@@FATSNAIL-FPV two liars
We got some real users up in here baby
He’s a comedian through and through without even trying it’s magical
Us Louisiana folks love to laugh but most of us are naturally a comedian..and we are mad that's when the best part shows up 😁
Its Beavis as a full grown man!
"Not kicked me, pushed me with his foot. And there is a difference."
The amount of times I've said this😂😂😂😂😂
I feel like I've waited my whole life for someone to confirm this with me.
Many times have you say it?
what do you do that’s got you getting pushed by feet all the time lmao
Same man I’ve been saying this 😂😂
It’s funny how he casually describes one of his friend that was more than likely, somewhat autistic.
billy conforto wasn't autistic bro he drove into an embankment RIP billy conforto
Maybe it was the fact that people keep bringing up autism in every single comment section across the entire Internet is why that part was the least interesting part of the bit for me.
@@m.rasheed1214 autistic ppl get overwhelmed by sounds. His friend most likely was somewhat autistic
Excuse me,
The word is retarded
@@Three_Sevens I wish your mom didn’t choose life
Being an electrician I can relate to this . Electricity doesn’t care about your feelings
"levitate against the wall like the last cycle of a load of laundry" just pure poetry lmao
"My neck got real straight"
He's like Forrest Gump after half a dose of one of them 'Limitless' pills
No one has ever put it so perfectly
Haha that electric shock straightened Theo out like those leg braces did to Forrest Gump.
Such a creative comment lol
Would do unholy things for NZT-28
Golden comment
“I’ve never eaten sushi out of a truck cause I’m not a creep I’m not a calorie lurker” 🤣😂
Theo Von is like Forrest Gump's older smarter brother. I say this with immense respect for both men.
Forrest Gump is not a real person
@@kintarogold1483 no way!
if you're from the south and talk kind of slow, people will often say that.
@@kintarogold1483 oh stop it
@@kintarogold1483 dude was a war hero and met the president. How's that not real?
My boss got hit by 480v and he was grounded to a metal light fixture on a 12’ ladder…at that voltage the current seizes your muscles instead of pushing you away so he had to consciously kick himself off the ladder or else he would’ve died
Dude just fell 10 feet to the ground and then the worse that happened was he got a rolled ankle. Be careful out there folks, respect the spark.
I am so glad you're healing up! Gang.
My best friend died by electrocution last month. He had a construction job, standing on wet ground, held a construction cord. He died in his father's arms I heard. Right there on the job. They brought him back, however, was on life support for 2 days off and on in the hospital. I received the text that day when he died. No one was prepared for it. He was a healthy 21 year old. No drugs, no alcohol. He was an energetic, youthful man with so much ambition in his life. Always happy, always positive. It was a month ago and it still doesn't seem real. He had 2 kids.
Rest in peace Draven, you will be missed. I'll see you in the next.
I'm glad you're okay Theo. Be safe everyone.
@speedypuma1 It's like any other cord that you plug in an outlet, only it's extra thick for protection and prevention of being cut or exposed. In my limited experience it is usually orange in color and has extended length. You can google image for a better description.
@@saturnascendz we call them extension cords up here in canada
you had a friend named draven?
@@stevebanning902 Yeah.
@@King_Flippy_Nips
That’s what we call them everywhere. Rough story though.
“A fairground is a place where the fair comes”
The more you know
😂😂😂
It was near his home. Ya know, where he lived at.
“Riding an outlet” “surfing electricity” lol. Theo, as a man who has been tazed, you have perfectly summarized that god awful experience. Love you bro you’re hilarious, gang.
Gang gang..
Theo…the art in which you speak needs to be recognized world wide dude.
Genius.
U got shocked. Electrocution is forever.
The way theo was so quick to compare the gravitron to being in a dryer tells me he's been up in some dryers
Sometimes u jus gotta feel like some spare change clanking dawg 💯
Lol You say that like you have too
Maybe you and tvon could get some shirts made and start a club
@@reedabuke9205 that would be a dream
@@throast7247 imagine being the Rat Queen
You haven't? I'd get in that bitch as a kid bro and leave the door wide open lmao no one home, prop the door open, mini rollercoaster bro. I was a very small child.
Theo. I really hope you're doing OK brother. Sincerely. All the smiles you give us, I hope someone gives you ten fold.
💜
"I was young. I was young. I was a boy. I was a young boy."
Poetry.
Never change, Theo.
Whitman himself couldn't weave such a beautiful word web 🤣
theo has a way with words that never fails to impress me
My dear lord. I am fully on the Theo Von train. He is one of the funniest dudes I've ever heard. Calorie lurker!!!!???? I peed a little with that one.
Non-practicing lesbians. This dude, swear. One of a kind.
And a basic-heighted black man
His throwaways are funnier than most comedians best comments.
They might have dabbled, ya know. Part-time, but with benefits.
You said it.
@@shawnrasmussen7873 sounds like something he would say
Homie compared cooking roadkill in the back of a truck to eating at a food truck😂I’m weak
"Bull riders go for like 8 seconds so me riding a socket for 3 seconds isn't that impressive." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
As an electrician I scrolled down thinking I would see this comment like a 100 times and I haven't seen it anywhere. If your alive you didn't get electrocuted you got shocked, electrocution is when you die from an electrical shock.
I’m glad you’re ok. So sorry you were in pain and the doctor made you feel worse.
theo reminds me that other people are struggling too, that im not the only one. He reminds me that you can do a lot of dumb shit in life then turn things around and still make it in life doing what you love. He reminds me that I cant give up, that there is still hope.
"im sorry if im a little fired up"
Saying it super calm
Lmao
God, if this makes you laugh I would be the funniest thing youve heard.
Theo is so fired up man, I wasn’t prepared
He’s electric
You got shocked... "electrocuted" means death by electricity. ⚡️
So glad you are okay! Great story! Def never heard her referred to as a “muppet”. Gonna have to keep that one for personal use. Thanks, Theo Von!
Theo might be the best wordsmith I've ever seen? He had some great metaphors
Its the electricity
He once referred to a mustache as a "word curtain"
Misuse of electrocuted and Poseidon are why I like Theo.
Huh
@@mclovin9151 electrocuted means death by electricity. Executed electrocuted.. And Poseidon was the God of the sea zeus was lightning
Is
@@mclovin9151 .. this guy.
Anyone who sees this & is wondering what word he should have utilized, it is ‘shocked’, I believe.
Dude you are national treasure. Please be good to yourself. ✌️❤️
💀💀 that snow will rly get you turning 2 sentences into an essay
Theo is in his own world, and I love it
Imagine being Theo’s grandchild and listening to his epic stories about Poseidon, non-practicing lesbians and finger banging
“Kinda looked like lesbians but probably not lesbians.. non practicing lesbians”🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
So fucking good.
Hilarious
I think that might be the funniest thing I’ve hears all year... I want to meat a non practicing lesbian.
Theo knows that 96% of all women are lesbians there's just a ton of em that haven't admitted yet so they're "non-practcing" lesbians... Scientific facts!!
“I haven’t been electrocuted on a long time…” LOL!
😐
*in
@@derekdiaz9572 get a life
Electrocution is defined as “death by electrical shock.” You got shocked Theo. You didn’t get electrocuted.
I was thinking this. But I was wondering, if you get shocked and you flatline and they get you back have you been electrocuted?
Honestly I found Theo Von about 7 8 days ago and I've been binge watching EVERYDAY ALL DAY...FRFR!
No one gonna mention the fact that he said "Poseidon" and not Zeus? I swear Theo is so funny unintentionally some times lmao
Poseidon was the god of storms and I assume lightning. Zeus used a "thunderbolt", which is what exactly?
@@BockwinkleB A broomstick
First thing i thought of 25 seconds in lol you beat me to it 👍🤣
I’m pretty sure it’s intentional. That’s why he’s a genius cause even though people think his stories are made up or what he says is on accident it’s all real and calculated
@@Voo504Doo Theo is playing 4d chess with these storytelling casuals
So glad you didn't die Theo. Your a national treasure. Hope you recover well. Thanks for the all the laughter.
"I'm not like a tachometer or whatever... not trying to set a record. I got electrocuted, by electricity."
I love this guys brutal honesty.
Theo is such a good story teller! I hope he's doing better.
"I've never eaten sushi out of a truck like some damn creep"
Theo Von
“And at that point I completed some kind of a circuit”
🤣🤣🤣
Only Theo. "I didn't know if I was just spinning so fast that I was seeing weiners." 😳 I'm dying. 🤣
And thats when I Lost It🤣
That man was showin out. 😂
this was the best part
This is so fuct up😂😂
"Umm..I haven't been electrocuted in a long time" 😂😂😂
happy thanks Giving. Love You Brother From New Mexico, I'm 50 And Die ING of Cancer. I Love You Truth telling Shit Keep It Up..Love ..
"You know a bull rider rides the bull for 8 seconds, so me riding an outlet for 3 ain't much."
Amen
"I was young. I was a boy. I was a young boy"
-Theo Von
"I was young. I was young. I was a boy. And I was a young boy. And I lived near the fairground. Which is where the fair is. And all the fair animals."
I want that a shirt lol
@@thoughtfullrebellion why
“You ever seen one of those electric things on the wall?” Yes Theo, yes we have.
Theo is me when my college essay is 750 words but I need 1000.
Guy is doing really well for himself and is humble and grateful also which says aloy about him. Especially considering he pretty much grew up with no adult or adults teaching him how to do anything really. I mean his dad was 72 when he was born and got divorced his mom not long after. His mom worked all the time. His brother got sent off to another family so he had no.one most of his young life. This would and has destroyed a lot of people's lives and they let it be the reason and excuse for their addictions or failures or even more violent and worse crimes than usual because of the feeling of inadequacy and shame and guilt and that sort of stuff that eventually turns into anger and hatred and fuel to ignite all the fires in their lives later on. He's a unique success story and God bless him
I'm an electrician Theo and you got shocked my friend. If you got electrocuted you'd be dead
Exactly ahahaha
Since you're an electrician can you tell me wtf he means by a big power outlet in the ground???
@@squirt.mcgirt first of all I'm dying brother I love the name man shit is classic. Also I was thinking wtf i s he talking about?? A big ass contraption outlet I dont get it yet.
It's a fucking joke, its a joke, hes a comedian?????
Glad you cleared that up, Doctor…
Can’t have him telling medically incorrect jokes…
“Everyone was tall to me, cause I was a child” 😄
“Shocked” 😅 glad you still breathing homie, you funny as hale
His delivery is so amazing. One of the only people in the world to say..”I was electruted…again”
"so anyway , i breathed myself to neutral"....Theo's the Greatest
I was young, and I was a boy, and I was a young boy.
lmao
Thank God you made it Theo, I don't know what we would do without you bro, much love from Virginia.
This is the most ridiculous, hilarious kind of comedy. Everything from the thumbnail to the story is comedic gold.
"I haven't been electrocuted in a long time" is the best way to start any conversation.
Love u dude. Glad you’re OK. Holy shit
I’ve been electrified twice very badly when I was young. I understand these stories so well. Especially the part about not letting go and all your muscles going tense. Glad you are alive, buddy.
I figured you were going to say the penis part
"A fair ground is the place where the fair comes" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Theo is literally a comedic genius, that was hands down the funniest statement I've EVER heard.😩
My favorite was another ridiculous one.
Throwaway story about some dude in the airforce walking around wearing headphones.
Yknow
So he could pretend he wasnt in the airforce.
Fucking funny
*FYI IM BEING SARCASTIC
@@TheCBDemon you are as funny as taking a brick to the balls.
@@juankelly8099 your profile picture funny
Don't cream your pants mate
I love how he set up going Karen on the lobster roll food truck. “I gotta personal issue”
Riding the lightening?!?!😂😂 You are priceless Mr. Von!!!
theo is a real one. the way he said he toughed it out and slept alone. there's something about going to sleep being afraid of the verry real possibility you might not wake up that the psychos and drug addicts can relate to. plus the fact that he's not into LA at all and lowkey thinks they're scumbags eating raw fish from the back of trucks hahahaha. i think he knows how much contempt they hold for the average country White boy.
The gravitron weiner showing story is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. I was out of air oh my god. LOL
Dude, I haven't laughed so hard in a loooong damn time.😝
Same! 😂😂 adult body pieces lol 😂
The part where he passes it off as "he was just like, a party guy or some thing," was friggin hilarious.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bahhh that was toooooo godamn much. Beauriful bastard just sends me into convulsions. Well thankfully weiner flasher was just a party guy. Lil frank and beans exhibition never hurt anyone.
i like how every theo von story just derails in to a different story or several, riddled with charming and quaint southernisms
I think the guy who put his foot in Theo’s back and pushed knew, that’s why he used his foot. If he would of touched Theo, he would of been locked up too, not being able to do a damn thing for either of them.
That man's foot was God
Dude is probably just like,eh it's low current....got me last week....better shove this kid along on his way....probably to young to know about sueing people.
If I was friends with Theo I think it would take me a very long time to figure out if he is just being funny - or is seriously concerned about something.
I am certain our friendship would end early at me laughing too hard at something sincere.
“Riding the lighting!” Oh man so many points in this made me bust out laughing dude