You put it in at 400 and forgot about it then when you smelled smoke you ran downstairs and got your ass beat! That's how we cook at my house! Love it hahahaha
I would love to just hangout with Theo and have a conversation. I’ve never heard anyone describe things the way he does. He’s just so unique and hilarious. Whoever’s friends with him are really lucky. Seriously,he’s amazing , hope he never stops entertaining us❤️.
AJ Cleary true! I listen at work and I’m constantly laughing out loud. I tell my coworkers if you listen to him you’ll understand! He’s the only one that truly makes me do that.
So many gems. In one story so many gems. Gumosphere? All the teeth on one side of his mouth? 2 spines lmao! Shit man, this made my morning drive to work pretty awesome. Thank you sir!
I remember soaking the orange juice can in water in the pitcher in order to melt it, then I could open it and make the juice. "Real orange juice from concentrate." That tooth sounds gnarly. "Closed her eyes and just waited to beat someone." "Held that pain inside him...his whole back looked like the top of a meatloaf." "Family cactus" "we only knew three constellations back then" "the kids were tough". I'm like you, Theo, and sometimes romanticize my childhood, even though I'm 68. But we did make our own fun. Between the ages of 5 and 10 especially stand out. We had an empty lot on the block and played war in it. We dug trenches and hurled dirt clots. We broke into the high school down the block (I was little so could squeeze through the bathroom window with a boost from my taller cousin), explored and left no trace. We played family over multiple days, starting with weddings (I had to marry my cousin and we elaborately planned how not to kiss at our wedding) and I learned that babies came out from between a woman's legs when my older girl cousin pulled a doll out from between my same aged cousin's legs. Small town in southwestern New Mexico with 35 elementary school kids on our block.
I know this is an old comment, but you and my grandfather are around the same age and both from New Mexico. Hes from a very small and very poor town called Espanola (in north central NM, not SW like yourself) but your stories still reminded me of his, when him and his cousins and friend would play in the arroyos and get lost in the desert. Just wanted to say thank you
"Webelo scout all the time "- love you, Theo! Also - I grew up pressing margarine ( real butter served only at Tgiving & Xmas) through the holes in Saltine crackers, actually a fond memory. Also Kool Aid lemonade & those super, super cheap Freeze Pops :-) PS - we did have good healthy sit down meat & 3 meals every night, my Mom rocked with the budgeting xo
The way he over explains shit that everyone understands, like telling people he "shared a house with his mom because they were a family" is ridiculously funny
Yoy, even though I'm Generation X you hit the nail on the head. Street football every day. Basketball, stick ball in the culdisack, even bad mitten. Lol. Soccer, jungle warfare, bows and arrows, bb guns. Smash up bicycles, KRIPTOMITE wheels on skate boards. Exploring the woods and building sites. TV was for rainy days or shows like twilight zone.
Canned juice concentrate used to be my shit. Back when I was like 9 or 10, I would tell the boys, "come over grandmas making that frozen can juice." Everytime grandmas yard looked like a block party. Which was weird because we didn't have any neighbors. The closest was like a mile away.
Hell yes I remember the frozen juices. They still make them im pretty sure. You gotta peel the tab then the top circle comes off and sometimes sixes you wide open. The key is to keep beating it in the pitcher. Plus hot water before you open it. That’s the trick lol
Theo, you ever get the charity food boxes with the apple sauce, peanut butter, beans and maybe some expired Weight Watchers snack cakes? Ah, eatin at that poverty level
My mom used to make me leave the house and not come home until dark. Now kids have trackers and Mom knows where they are all at times. I feel bad for the little snowflakes, they are going to learn all the hard lessons we learned early as adults. I was more independent from my parents at 13 than my 21-year-old nephew is now.
😉🍀😉🍀😉🍀😉🍀😉 Sad...if you couldn't let your mom hear you....got to eat just pick up your mess and help her when you get older plus a job...she night of been a different mom......he X generation. . but I can see old school appreciated... I like that. It helps tell the stories clearer it is what it is..we are survivors plus want to be perfect that's a stupid joke!!
Hell with me it was just a luck and I knew to shut the f******! I give that same look to my kids they look at me like whatever! As they get older they speak in different ways but I'm still waiting for the big day to arrive should I or shouldn't I said myself it will happen I know when F50 it probably might happen but hate to think it take that long to understand what I went through and appreciate it and it is actually say I true thank you and actually 100% mean it with all your might and all you got in you a hundred percent over a hundred what more can a mother asked for!?!
New color harsh yellow !!!! 👍😔👍😔👍😔👍😔 My friend cooking French fries for her dad's dinner and he wasn't home yet plus an asshole.. dumped hot oil on hand ran to E R. so sad!!!!!.si sad for you Theo my god you get it....im a mom listening wanting to retelling story.....!!!.
Spare towels Theo? According to my upring you was rich. We had spare ughh nothing bro. We divided welfare cheese to make it last all month. You had that white privilege. Lol love ya brother.
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Theo von has mastered the English language
When he starts a sentence with “I remember…” you know some wild shit is about to be said
You put it in at 400 and forgot about it then when you smelled smoke you ran downstairs and got your ass beat! That's how we cook at my house! Love it hahahaha
Theo just reminds me of people who grew up in small towns that have a more open and mystical way of seeing the world! Its refreshing to witness.
"This kid had a 2 1/2 inch grim reaper rollin out of his gumosphere" LMFAO
Sharing for exactly this quote
Theo got them thigh gap fingers, got me thinkin' about them dark arts..
Hahaha wow bro
Got those social distancing chop sticks son.
I would love to just hangout with Theo and have a conversation. I’ve never heard anyone describe things the way he does. He’s just so unique and hilarious. Whoever’s friends with him are really lucky. Seriously,he’s amazing , hope he never stops entertaining us❤️.
So true, but it wouldnt be much of a conversation. Id be pissing my pants the whole time.
AJ Cleary true! I listen at work and I’m constantly laughing out loud. I tell my coworkers if you listen to him you’ll understand! He’s the only one that truly makes me do that.
So many gems. In one story so many gems. Gumosphere? All the teeth on one side of his mouth? 2 spines lmao! Shit man, this made my morning drive to work pretty awesome. Thank you sir!
I remember soaking the orange juice can in water in the pitcher in order to melt it, then I could open it and make the juice. "Real orange juice from concentrate." That tooth sounds gnarly. "Closed her eyes and just waited to beat someone." "Held that pain inside him...his whole back looked like the top of a meatloaf." "Family cactus" "we only knew three constellations back then" "the kids were tough". I'm like you, Theo, and sometimes romanticize my childhood, even though I'm 68. But we did make our own fun. Between the ages of 5 and 10 especially stand out. We had an empty lot on the block and played war in it. We dug trenches and hurled dirt clots. We broke into the high school down the block (I was little so could squeeze through the bathroom window with a boost from my taller cousin), explored and left no trace. We played family over multiple days, starting with weddings (I had to marry my cousin and we elaborately planned how not to kiss at our wedding) and I learned that babies came out from between a woman's legs when my older girl cousin pulled a doll out from between my same aged cousin's legs. Small town in southwestern New Mexico with 35 elementary school kids on our block.
I know this is an old comment, but you and my grandfather are around the same age and both from New Mexico. Hes from a very small and very poor town called Espanola (in north central NM, not SW like yourself) but your stories still reminded me of his, when him and his cousins and friend would play in the arroyos and get lost in the desert. Just wanted to say thank you
I think theo von grew up with half the people in Ripley's believe it or not museum 😆
It's called Louisiana
"Webelo scout all the time "- love you, Theo! Also - I grew up pressing margarine ( real butter served only at Tgiving & Xmas) through the holes in Saltine crackers, actually a fond memory. Also Kool Aid lemonade & those super, super cheap Freeze Pops :-) PS - we did have good healthy sit down meat & 3 meals every night, my Mom rocked with the budgeting xo
This one should’ve been one of them animated videos.
The way he over explains shit that everyone understands, like telling people he "shared a house with his mom because they were a family" is ridiculously funny
Greatest story teller of our time
"He was a webelo scout all the time" lol
Yoy, even though I'm Generation X you hit the nail on the head. Street football every day. Basketball, stick ball in the culdisack, even bad mitten. Lol. Soccer, jungle warfare, bows and arrows, bb guns. Smash up bicycles, KRIPTOMITE wheels on skate boards. Exploring the woods and building sites. TV was for rainy days or shows like twilight zone.
Thank you Theo for the memories I will never forget the tube OJ hitter
“Doesn’t taste like cheese. It just kinda tastes like yellow.”
That damn from concentrate mannnn, the ultimate bitter popsicle minus the stick
Stuck took the sacrifice
Those frozen juice cans with the white cord 😂😂 Five Alive baby
Canned juice concentrate used to be my shit. Back when I was like 9 or 10, I would tell the boys, "come over grandmas making that frozen can juice." Everytime grandmas yard looked like a block party. Which was weird because we didn't have any neighbors. The closest was like a mile away.
Theo’s stories are my favorite. Gang gang
When life was simple!!
"...just bop em up with that American slice!" 💀💀💀
I thought this video was going to be about a broken vacuum cleaner.
One of my favorite episodes ever...
Cheese and cracker snacks, baby boi.
"If it didn't rain we played football"
Hell yeah we was the same
The devil's little death buttons, I got a bunch of those. Gang.
Comedy genius.
'It had an owl in it selling coke.' haha.
My grandma used to take the crust off some bread and put a giant chunk of butter or margarine on it and give it to us as treats. Best meal I ever had
Thanks for lightening the mood Ratking
Weeblo scout ..had that double up
😂😂😂
Stuck bout to come out on social media and expose Theo this happened last week
Almost spit out my drink! 🤣🤣
Stuck and pop yorgin be hittin it off boy
Hell yes I remember the frozen juices. They still make them im pretty sure. You gotta peel the tab then the top circle comes off and sometimes sixes you wide open. The key is to keep beating it in the pitcher. Plus hot water before you open it. That’s the trick lol
Funniest guy out! Deserves way more views!
Theo, you ever get the charity food boxes with the apple sauce, peanut butter, beans and maybe some expired Weight Watchers snack cakes? Ah, eatin at that poverty level
Gang gang that clean background hitta
I have no idea what he's talking about half the time but Theo is hilarious!
Best podcast to listen to high no cap
I love how he makes so many references about the same thing only 6 people in the world get it.
.... seven lol
I miss those days also
Love this man!!
Stuck stayed😂🤣😂
Theo! I remember the orange juice chunks! Hitters from another time!
Love this guy
holy shit, great story.. harsh yellow got me hahaha
Theo von looking like a dude who try to read a song..
If you read this that song is now stuck in your head..thank me later
3:11 I’m dead😂
Bop him up wit dat american slice
Crackers, melted cheese and black pepper doesn’t sound too bad
Some of my best and worst memories were from playing football in the street.
Talking bout that mexican coolaid lol
Stanislaus County in Nor Cali !!!
Gang Gang
My mom used to make me leave the house and not come home until dark. Now kids have trackers and Mom knows where they are all at times. I feel bad for the little snowflakes, they are going to learn all the hard lessons we learned early as adults. I was more independent from my parents at 13 than my 21-year-old nephew is now.
i just listened to this one last week lol crazy
Same
Fuck yea brah tellum!
Delia says, what's up bus driver!?
400°... forgot about it... smell smoke... got beat.
that tooth was 2 and a half inches long goddamnit
Yeah I remember that orange ice dawg
Good ol generation X
Stantaslaus. Hah.
Orange juice from concentrated orange log
DOLE
Dude this guy is like my older brother
...en Nammel Nuggetszs
The yuva's were probably eastern European or Balkan, definitely not Dutch with a name like Stanislav lol
What a fuckin guy funny gear that
Did his back heal? Did it always look gnarly?
😉🍀😉🍀😉🍀😉🍀😉
Sad...if you couldn't let your mom hear you....got to eat just pick up your mess and help her when you get older plus a job...she night of been a different mom......he X generation. .
but I can see old school appreciated...
I like that. It helps tell the stories clearer it is what it is..we are survivors plus want to be perfect that's a stupid joke!!
Where is stuck today? And how is his back??!
How are you ever going to disrespect Stuck Yoovah after that?
Hell with me it was just a luck and I knew to shut the f******! I give that same look to my kids they look at me like whatever! As they get older they speak in different ways but I'm still waiting for the big day to arrive should I or shouldn't I said myself it will happen I know when F50 it probably might happen but hate to think it take that long to understand what I went through and appreciate it and it is actually say I true thank you and actually 100% mean it with all your might and all you got in you a hundred percent over a hundred what more can a mother asked for!?!
Dutch? Did he look aerodynamic?
HYPEEE
I wanna know what yellow tastes like.
New color harsh yellow !!!!
👍😔👍😔👍😔👍😔
My friend cooking French fries for her dad's dinner and he wasn't home yet plus an asshole.. dumped hot oil on hand ran to E R. so sad!!!!!.si sad for you Theo my god you get it....im a mom listening wanting to retelling story.....!!!.
DAMN BRUH
GetchaAzzbeet , its southern, not slang, carry on, Gang Gang ❤🇨🇱
I watch these to learn more about american culture.
That's interesting
differnt tymes
Nick Kerr here
Is our boy Stuck related to our boy Small? Gang.
That’s not a Dutch name bruh, sounds Polish.
How tf do u get your head stuck in a mailbox that’s a trip 😂😂😂
More made up names
Spare towels Theo? According to my upring you was rich. We had spare ughh nothing bro. We divided welfare cheese to make it last all month. You had that white privilege. Lol love ya brother.