Lexi, you're not alone with the morning thing. It's currently almost 11am. I woke up at 7 to do the mom life stuff. I'm still not awake or functioning at 100%. That doesn't happen until around 4 o'clock. It's sad and kind of sucks. (Edited to fix typos... because my brain is sludge.)
"What's up sexy, I'm Lexi!" My straight ass and my low self-esteem:Adios I didn't knew this was going to confuse so many people,i know Lexi is a woman,and i am a woman too
We dont use Incognito because we think it prevents data management, we use it because we’re paranoid someone will just randomly decide to use our computer without asking and see our search history.
At 4:33, I feel your pain Lexi. I am autistic introvert, and I had a teacher in junior high force me and another student to sit with me at lunch. I hated it but I could not do anything about it at the time
@@haydenphillips297 that is not what she identifies as, she chooses to identify as female and that's her choice, there's no need to spread hate, just respect people's choices.
@@RileyzStudioz Huh? I was just complimenting Lexi; she's a good narrator. And dank in this context means awesome or cool. A cool narrator reading cool memes is a good thing.
Bro that dog was literally all John Wick had left. His wife had died and just gotten the dog for him. It was all he had left. Murderous vengeance wasn’t enough for avenging that tbh.
honestly, im a top kid, but in this covid getting honor and high honor role is really stressful and if the school just took it away from me because i didnt want to talk to people that would piss me off alot
im a discord mod on three servers and i really hope no one thinks im like the sterotype for discord mods. i try to be a sholder for anyone to cry on and i call everyone kiddo some of my friends call me there dad so i hope people dont think of me the way mods are described
When lexi said theres a socializing grade I would fail definitely because of me being to nervous to talk to people or just feel like they hate me I literally don't feel comfortable with anyone but I want someone to comfort me it's weird
"i dont care what your lifestyle is, if you come along trying to shove it in my face, i will immediately be against it, even if i would have agreed with you, just out of spite" can we get this on a bumper sticker / shirt / wappin bat
@@lemau8458 fun fact: if you accidentally misgender someone, that is alright. Mistakes happen. If people are mad at you for ACCIDENTALLY misgendering someone, they are overreacting Misgendering is only bad if its done on purpose
Me, struggling to decide whether to attempt at doxing Lexi from the amount of information disclosed: Nah, I will let someone else do it. Me, after seeing what happened at 6:27 : How dare you not understand the horribly confusing place called England? Send him of to the Tower.
9:55 I’m studying Chinese and I think Chinese has some fun compound words like this so I’ll leave some that I know here 熊猫，panda, lit. “Bear-cat” 猫头鹰，owl, lit. “Cat-head-eagle” 爱好，hobby, lit. “Love-good” 火车，train, lit. “Fire-car” 手机，cell phone, lit. “Hand-machine”
The US didnt forget the rehabilitation stemp of criminal justice. That doesn't make money for the for profit prisons, but the revolving door does, so no rehibilitation and literally any excuse to throw them back in after they get out.
Even introverts have to socialize. I don't like parties, public places, or going out or meeting people but I have social skills to go about in the world. Socializing seems more useful than a lot of other things they teach in schools.
You really think that they'd actually teach you how to do it and not just pick on people for being quiet or outcasts? There's no way that they're going to start a class on how to do small talk appropriately. This is literally just a way to further ostracize people who are quieter.
seeing this made me realize i finished school 2 years ago but all i remember was the chilled moments... the work must have been that bad i shut it out of my memory completely
I'm an introvert too and yeah my report cards as a kid were like "child does not speak enough in class, does not participate enough". Yeah it sucks when people can't accept that is just who an introvert is, like socializing drains us.
Fun Fact: "Das Nutella" is the correct answer at 6:15, everyone who says otherwise isn't loved by their parents, and they also probably hit their head as a child^^.
9:42, people still keeping making these inaccurate memes! i'm getting so sick and tired of it that i must lay some logic right here: in the film industry (especially in animation) they use multiple cameramen to film the scenes, and they film the scenes separate from each other, which means that there were actually multiple cameramen in filming that movie, and since it was shot in cuts and edited together, he obviously went back up for breath! also, here's a fun fact: the scuba diver that steals nemo in the beginning of the film is actually played by the first cameraman that filmed the first half
Lexi: All art is amazing! R34 artist, Hentai artists, Wattpad artists, Cringe art, Literally any horrible art: Let us introduce our selves Me: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT!
Lexi: “I grew up on the line between Florida and Georgia”
Me, who lives in Southeastern Georgia: *happiness noises*
same!
So we finally meet,
Me in central Florida: UwU
Lexi, you're not alone with the morning thing. It's currently almost 11am. I woke up at 7 to do the mom life stuff. I'm still not awake or functioning at 100%. That doesn't happen until around 4 o'clock. It's sad and kind of sucks. (Edited to fix typos... because my brain is sludge.)
I wake up at 6:40...
I'm AWAKE at 3:00.
@Yang Nicole o wake up at 6:15...
@@KaneCrafter if I don’t get yelled at I can sleep until noon…
Discord admins are why I chase humans out of my forest
Yee.
Bigfoot? Is that you?
Glad you're back
You're alive!!
Yeah I would too.
"Thinking I'm the first person on the moon"
Hot aliens in your area: *whispers* your passwords?
Why do I see you everywhere?
2nd YAAAYYYY IM THE 2nd PERSON ON HIM/SHE THAT HAS 400 AND SOME COMMENTS YAAYY
Why do you have 346 comments on this channel?
I respect your dedication to this channel
@@CurrentlySpiraling why can’t them?
*Dank memes help us all live, and those are facts.*
True Fax
E
Nah actually i died laughing so you're wrong
No, I need anti-mold and also anti-consumption medicine to live
And facts are a necessity to live happy.
Lexi is now officially my favorite voice on Emkay. She's absolutely pure
She????
@@ohk.6150 yep
i thought lexi was a boy
but this also makes sense
Isn’t it a guy?
@@solaireofsomewhere4706 she's a trans woman
"What's up sexy, I'm Lexi!"
My straight ass and my low self-esteem:Adios
I didn't knew this was going to confuse so many people,i know Lexi is a woman,and i am a woman too
its okay bro
Are u a girl
@@jiraiyaofmountmyouboku1945 no
@@jiraiyaofmountmyouboku1945 bruh what? he wouldn't say hes straight if he was a girl
@@tylerdurdan7740 yeah he would because she's trans duh
“ Incognito mode does absolutely nothing “
Well boys, we all failed.
We dont use Incognito because we think it prevents data management, we use it because we’re paranoid someone will just randomly decide to use our computer without asking and see our search history.
At 4:33, I feel your pain Lexi. I am autistic introvert, and I had a teacher in junior high force me and another student to sit with me at lunch. I hated it but I could not do anything about it at the time
My skirt that i ordered arrived, i finally found a therapist and now lexi is here again
Life is good
Im a cereal killer😈😈😈
Look at you,having a good day! I hope it continues to go well and that your happy with your new skirt😊.
@@thegeneralpopulace8513 thanks, have a great day too!
And the skirt fits perfectly and me is happy
@@localnonbinaryprussianbowl3350 yay!!! :DDD
@@perfect.morning.007 :D
That was a shockingly good impression of Perry the Platypus
That Dr. Doofenshmirtz, kupo. Perry cannot speak, kupo.
@@guardianboreal1432 you must be fun at parties
@@lucasalexander6298 Meh, i don't do fancy-do's in general, kupo.
@@guardianboreal1432 what are you? The prime minister of Britain? Stop talking like that
@@lucasalexander6298 I'm a Moogle, kupo, this is how we speak. I meant to say i don't like parties and crowds, kupo.
john wick: killed hundreds over a dog
doom slayer: killed all of hell for a bunny
kirby: destroyed the universe for a piece of cake
Lexi’s voice makes me so happy, i love her sm
Lexi is such a sweet person, she's like the big sister of emkay
He is a male, because he sounds like one.
@@haydenphillips297 that is not what she identifies as, she chooses to identify as female and that's her choice, there's no need to spread hate, just respect people's choices.
@@haydenphillips297 you’re female because Hayden can be a girls name. See how that doesn’t work?
@@haydenphillips297 SHES TRANS
@@azimuth8551 there's a lot of things you don't understand and there'll be no one to make you understand. Also I'm thinking this to post on r\facepalm
Ah, yes. Dank memes from a dank gal. This will be fun...
I think you took "What's up Sexi" too literally
@@RileyzStudioz Huh? I was just complimenting Lexi; she's a good narrator. And dank in this context means awesome or cool. A cool narrator reading cool memes is a good thing.
@@awesomestyles Ik...I was joking
@@awesomestyles Sorry for offending you...
@@Memecious you are a genius
Why the fuck did i crack up at Lexi's "Meep Meep" at the bike meme? (I dunno maybe 8:11 ?)
this is adorable, admit it
The thumbnail is the most truthful statement in human existence
This is why you don’t use anime profile pics
And they always call everyone their ‘kitten’.
D :
wow
Or just a bunch of guys acting like affectionate mother figures, which is very weird.
Bro that dog was literally all John Wick had left. His wife had died and just gotten the dog for him. It was all he had left. Murderous vengeance wasn’t enough for avenging that tbh.
7:40 doomguy who is killing all of hell because his rabbit died: *heavy metal starts*
me who killed all of Nevada for a fight:SCREAMING
honestly, im a top kid, but in this covid getting honor and high honor role is really stressful and if the school just took it away from me because i didnt want to talk to people that would piss me off alot
6:45
That was the cutest way anyone has ever said nuggies.
9:19 Im czech and i agree with this post for 100%
Lexi. Queen of memes. May you never die like Queen Elizabeth
Well, not for long
Y e s
@@AktivnaPropaganda My great grandma saw the queens coronation back in the 40's
The Queen will outlive the Earth.
@@missdire only the earth? She will outlive the universe
Hey, hold on! Don't compare us to the discord admins, we aren't _that_ bad.
Yes, you are.
@@lemau8458 what abt me? What have I done?
@@boopsdoops hplocaust
I love it whenever Lexi is my narrator. I feel really good hearing her voice
8:53 pay for a few rooms, set all clocks at three am separated for a few seconds, watch everyone thinking the hotel is cursed
10:55
I can literally go outside and look at that epic battle.
Wish you guys were here
Me when someone touches me: *initiate self destruct.*
Me when I realise it's someone from EmKay: o no
Me when it's Lexi: *inhale*
Nobody: Cares
@@lemau8458 Umm... you are not the only person in the world. It is you who doesn't care. Please don't speak for everyone else.
@@Dranlia can confirm that I don’t care either
@@zehunter_ can confirm that I do care :D
@@Dranlia I'll do whatever I want
Always love to hear Lexi, she just has that energy that's there
Day 2 of random facts- you might have already looked at your soulmate without knowing it.
That somehow boosted my confidence....thank you😁😁
dont do that, dont give me hope
Implying that I’ve looked at enough people (especially wlw) to have seen my soulmate-
I think anyone who does fanart for EmKay and can draw hands is immediately well-respected.
Emkay: All art is amazing!
Moustache guy from long ago: Das ist falsch!
im a discord mod on three servers and i really hope no one thinks im like the sterotype for discord mods. i try to be a sholder for anyone to cry on and i call everyone kiddo some of my friends call me there dad so i hope people dont think of me the way mods are described
When you start eating at the start of an Emkay video and finish at the end of the video perfectly:
*happiness noise*
That Saving Private Ryan ending scene still hits so damn hard though 😭
When lexi said theres a socializing grade I would fail definitely because of me being to nervous to talk to people or just feel like they hate me I literally don't feel comfortable with anyone but I want someone to comfort me it's weird
As Czech citizen. I have to say I'm really proud of our stimi check system.
To já taky
5:57 well, they are not wrong, because to be 1/2 empty you need a vacuum
These memes of the Evergreen are so late they must've been shipped from the same ship
🤣
Yay! Lexi :DD! She's one of my favorite narrators
Same!
Same here!
Shes my favorite
"i dont care what your lifestyle is, if you come along trying to shove it in my face, i will immediately be against it, even if i would have agreed with you, just out of spite" can we get this on a bumper sticker / shirt / wappin bat
Yet whenever I accidentally misgender someone they get mad as a mf, lmfao
@@lemau8458 fun fact: if you accidentally misgender someone, that is alright. Mistakes happen.
If people are mad at you for ACCIDENTALLY misgendering someone, they are overreacting
Misgendering is only bad if its done on purpose
@@localnonbinaryprussianbowl3350 ok "local non binary asexual bowl of cereal"
@@lemau8458 i know i know, my name is long
@woody farmer so accidentally meandering people is a mistake that's all good as long as you correct yourself afterwards
I love Lexi!! She always makes me happy
The Suez canal one at the start actually happens to me LOL.🤣🤣🤣
“Switching to a pistol is faster then reloading”
Me: carries 6 guns
Me, struggling to decide whether to attempt at doxing Lexi from the amount of information disclosed: Nah, I will let someone else do it.
Me, after seeing what happened at 6:27 : How dare you not understand the horribly confusing place called England? Send him of to the Tower.
you're gonna dox lexi what the fuck did she do
@@zaddybytes494 take a fucking joke my guy
9:55 I’m studying Chinese and I think Chinese has some fun compound words like this so I’ll leave some that I know here
熊猫，panda, lit. “Bear-cat”
猫头鹰，owl, lit. “Cat-head-eagle”
爱好，hobby, lit. “Love-good”
火车，train, lit. “Fire-car”
手机，cell phone, lit. “Hand-machine”
9:10 fun fact: many of us are not old and fat most of us are young and skinny
I haven’t heard about the ship thing, what is it about? How is it hurting the global economy? Sounds interesting, love y’all! 🖤💚🖤
look up Suez canal and you'll see what it is.😉
An evergreen cargo ship decided to clog the entire Suez canal for a while.
It blocked the Suez canal which was used for global trade
Didn’t it get unstuck yet?
@@hurricaneheehee2254 yeah it's been unblocked for a little while
6:11 Gestures to pretty much every language that was derived from Latin.
The US didnt forget the rehabilitation stemp of criminal justice. That doesn't make money for the for profit prisons, but the revolving door does, so no rehibilitation and literally any excuse to throw them back in after they get out.
Lexi, remember, that chips are made out of potatoes which is a vegetable, so it's a completely acceptable meal to only eat chips
Who the fuck ever said that
@@lemau8458 the person who just said it obviously
@@lemau8458 I believe it was among Alexander Hamiltons last words
When your whole family is a bunch of introverts: huh, people do that?
fun fact: this is a fact that is fun
Oh wow that's a fun fact
ah yes
Lexi is the positive vibe man
My dad when I'm born: *Adios*
My dad when I won the lottery: *Ohio*
Dad:bonjour
Dad: Hallo
ohio
Erectin a dispenser
@Evalee Bonalewicz konichi’whats up
Lexi about Madagaskar memes: "Please stop."
Lexi about Suez canal memes: _"MORE!"_
I subbed to lexie and the other narrators so I can also support them!!
👍
when you get an emkay notification:
*The fastest clicking in the west!*
3:16 Information grab? Emkay didn’t realize this was a shady guy luring kids using candy meme
I think all the emkay fan art is amazing, I mean h a n d s
I’m about to buy a 2B costume for cosplay purposes, I should also mention that I am a guy, and the sizes are in women’s sizes
Good luck,dude!
@@thegeneralpopulace8513 thanks man I’ve wanted to do this for a while
Emkay makes my day always better thank you for your very disturbing humor I love it.
you know this was recorded long ago because of all the Suez canal memes
4:42
Yes don’t force us out of are shells it’s rude and annoying
Doesn't matter the subject if I hear that Lexi voice I'm watching it.
"have an absolutely VICTORIOUS day" you're so cute Jesus Christ. Love that energy
"All art is freaking amazing"
Literally everyone: *NO.*
Even introverts have to socialize. I don't like parties, public places, or going out or meeting people but I have social skills to go about in the world. Socializing seems more useful than a lot of other things they teach in schools.
You really think that they'd actually teach you how to do it and not just pick on people for being quiet or outcasts? There's no way that they're going to start a class on how to do small talk appropriately.
This is literally just a way to further ostracize people who are quieter.
A damn i just slept 12 hours and i still felt crummy
7:43 or that time Kirby wiped out an entire population for a tomato
Everytime I hear “What’s up sexy,I’m Lexi!”,it makes me feel joy because someone finds me genuinely attractive.
7:30 doom guy razed hell for centuries because demons killed his bunny
yay lexi! hope she's doing very well
I'm not an introvert anymore but I understand the pain
My bad sleep schedule has made me early.
0:06
That straight up sounded like that noise from the movie IT.
Im an introvert, I suck at communicating with people in the real world
But holy frack am I good at talkin online
4:22
"Credit where credit is due."
Nice, another good video. Also good day for you all.
Great vid!
seeing this made me realize i finished school 2 years ago but all i remember was the chilled moments... the work must have been that bad i shut it out of my memory completely
I'm an introvert too and yeah my report cards as a kid were like "child does not speak enough in class, does not participate enough". Yeah it sucks when people can't accept that is just who an introvert is, like socializing drains us.
Honestly its just reminding me of the time someone tried to get me to be friends with their daughter because we were both introverts
13:42 the Doctor shaym scene earlier in the video proves that point so effectively
you know ur early when no one wishes you a good day in the comments
I WISH YOU A GREAT DAY AND STAY SAFE
have a good day! :)
Fun Fact: "Das Nutella" is the correct answer at 6:15, everyone who says otherwise isn't loved by their parents, and they also probably hit their head as a child^^.
Well dankmemes are just memes with extra steps.
Everytime I watch one of your vids you post another vid 😂
“I don’t do mornings. I’m not conscious until like 10am” ......... sweetheart........never mind
It’s been so fun watching this channel grow🥳🥳🥳
9:42, people still keeping making these inaccurate memes! i'm getting so sick and tired of it that i must lay some logic right here:
in the film industry (especially in animation) they use multiple cameramen to film the scenes, and they film the scenes separate from each other, which means that there were actually multiple cameramen in filming that movie, and since it was shot in cuts and edited together, he obviously went back up for breath! also, here's a fun fact: the scuba diver that steals nemo in the beginning of the film is actually played by the first cameraman that filmed the first half
Awesome job Lexi
students throughout their whole life:
"I've passed the exam...but, where is the efficiency?"
_why is the education system so broke...?_
Lexi: All art is amazing!
R34 artist, Hentai artists, Wattpad artists, Cringe art, Literally any horrible art: Let us introduce our selves
Me: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT!
To everyone who finds this I hope you have an amazing day You are loved and wanted and remember to drink plenty water and Eat well ❤️
dont force introverts out of their shell, it'll traumatize them and make them want to stay in their shell even more
Can confirm. Hikkikomori for life!
Freddy approved
I love you Lexi! I needed this after the day I've had.
Lexi is the most adorable streamer 🥰
7:34 i usually listen to these while playing games & when it got to this meme i was practicing a 0 to death combo on kirby in smash lmao
9:37
the guy who filmed fish documentaries: I'm 4 parallel universe ahead of you