"Dog Birthday Parties" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Quality Time)

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 357

  • @Hermes_Agoraeus
    @Hermes_Agoraeus 4 года назад +378

    This pandemic is measurably easier with Mr. Gaffigan sharing his content. I am grateful!

    • @melisajones804
      @melisajones804 4 года назад +3

      Z%

    • @danielbrown1724
      @danielbrown1724 4 года назад +5

      Yes, because wasting all your downtime on watching RUclips and streaming services really increases productivity and inspires creativity during this "Plandemic".....
      Good idea mate!! 😃

    • @robsutton3092
      @robsutton3092 4 года назад +2

      I am grateful, too, but how is it measurably easier? Maybe you meant immeasurably? Either way, it’s difficult to measure or immeasure how comedy makes things easier. But I agree with you in general.

    • @paulasloter3906
      @paulasloter3906 3 года назад +3

      Me too-much easier Hermes🤣

    • @tonydiego5827
      @tonydiego5827 3 года назад +2

      Pandemic?

  • @ajj4207
    @ajj4207 4 года назад +201

    Thank you Jim, I'm a disabled navy veteran and I'm very ill, and today was a horrible day but I can always put your standup on da boob tube and get some giggles. And my sickness is put to the side for a little bit. It helps to live another day, that sounds horrible as im laughing at what I'm telling you .. crazy people hahaha

    • @LALO325TX
      @LALO325TX 4 года назад +16

      Hang in there, brother.

    • @caroldente9635
      @caroldente9635 4 года назад +13

      Hope you are feeling better!

    • @ajj4207
      @ajj4207 4 года назад +12

      @@caroldente9635 thank you so much!! It's a battle but some days are, some are worse!!

    • @ajj4207
      @ajj4207 4 года назад +11

      @@LALO325TX thank you, most positive vibrations & Love. For ya compassion!!!!

    • @suzykeleher2484
      @suzykeleher2484 4 года назад +9

      Big hugs

  • @suebrown3465
    @suebrown3465 4 года назад +69

    “Dad and his huge boy part”....kids..you gotta love them!

  • @mckscotty6607
    @mckscotty6607 4 года назад +151

    I'm sitting here counting the minutes so I can laugh! My life now consists of these videos and dinner with the Gaffigans😆

    • @80sChick80s
      @80sChick80s 4 года назад +7

      "Let's get cookin'"

    • @Squidman91
      @Squidman91 4 года назад +7

      He’s the funniest guy ever😅

    • @chadk321
      @chadk321 4 года назад

      Go outside... It's ok

  • @mikehaslam5732
    @mikehaslam5732 4 года назад +19

    All these Gaffagan standups kept me physically functioning another year or 2. Quarantine would literally suck without your content, Mr. Gaffigan!!

  • @dalegribble5661
    @dalegribble5661 4 года назад +138

    "I needed the material" LMAO

  • @rachele3334
    @rachele3334 4 года назад +47

    The ad after this started with “Every dog is special.” 😂😂😂

  • @darkduds38
    @darkduds38 4 года назад +81

    RIP Philip Seymour Hoffman, we miss your stand up routines about hot pockets so so much

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 4 года назад +9

      It's weird how I never picked up on that until now. I always have thought that he looked like someone but never made the connection to PSH. I'm such a friggin idiot!

    • @darkduds38
      @darkduds38 4 года назад +4

      @@DeathBYDesign666 He is PSH!

    • @chrisfuller2069
      @chrisfuller2069 4 года назад +4

      @@DeathBYDesign666 - He's actually made a joke about looking like PSH in a few of his routines.

    • @elonmust7470
      @elonmust7470 4 года назад

      @Wilson actually it was heroin...

    • @roberthofmann8403
      @roberthofmann8403 3 года назад

      @@DeathBYDesign666 Indeed.

  • @peggyf344
    @peggyf344 4 года назад +33

    Thank you Jim for the laughter you bring !!

  • @christianheichel
    @christianheichel 4 года назад +43

    I don't think I've seen this gig before It's hilarious

  • @PCKA1987
    @PCKA1987 2 года назад +1

    Idk if you know what a treasure your comedy is to the mental health of people all over the world. You are appreciated.

  • @sandyn3384
    @sandyn3384 2 года назад +1

    Believe me, that a dog appreciate the attention and being made a big deal of. They're smart💗

  • @SnarkyStuff1
    @SnarkyStuff1 4 года назад +11

    Thank you Jim for posting your funny clips. It's helping
    me recover from my illness. Laughing is truly the best medicine and listening to you males me feel better all ready...💙🙏😄

  • @memphislife2247
    @memphislife2247 4 года назад +24

    ✨🤗✨ Thank you for the laughter and smiles✨🍷🙋🏻‍♀️

  • @mayahill9079
    @mayahill9079 4 года назад +12

    Clean, lighthearted, relatable and damn funny! My husband and me are separated by borders right now but we always find joy in watching your stand up. Thank you, Jim.

  • @remedypastor
    @remedypastor 4 года назад +26

    I'm sure sorry I begin many of these posts using a conjunction but... I've given up on Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz, and even Oprah. You are my NEW life coach! As for Michael and Patrick... be nice to them, they are taking over your world very soon! 🍩🍩🍩

  • @sdb5151225
    @sdb5151225 4 года назад +7

    This country needs an official Comedian Laureate. We have a Poet Laureate, but who reads poetry? I nominate Jim Gaffigan and his huge boy part.

  • @TheFeelButton
    @TheFeelButton 4 года назад +29

    I feel like I'm living on dog time these days! Good stuff Jim!!

  • @coreybartkuscole444
    @coreybartkuscole444 4 года назад +8

    Jim, I love your videos, got a lot of anxiety these days but I have to say your humor helps so much! Thank you.🌷🌷🌷

  • @stephenlawlor2876
    @stephenlawlor2876 3 года назад +3

    Yes he's definitely in the top '10' comediens, 'of all time'!

  • @teresab6383
    @teresab6383 4 года назад +3

    Jim where were you 3 years ago when I needed you. I love your sense of humor. You make laugh at things that are so true in life. I find myself asking family and friends if they have heard your stand up routine. If they haven’t seen or heard you I beg them to watch you on Netflix or Prime or RUclips. Thank you so much for being born!

  • @rbhop92
    @rbhop92 4 года назад +4

    My dog and i were invited to my our ever birthday party for a dog about four years ago. At the last minute before going out the door I grabbed a bone (that we already had) to give to the dog. Imagine my embarrassment when I get there and everybody else had these huge packages wrapped elegantly. Who knew they required such elegance?

  • @DB-qw6xq
    @DB-qw6xq 4 года назад +4

    Lol, I've just given my dog a cake, some doggy beer and a new toy for her 1st birthday. She loved it.

  • @njbeardedrhino665
    @njbeardedrhino665 4 года назад +6

    Hes one of the best "clean" comics around!

  • @beeonthyme5760
    @beeonthyme5760 4 года назад +6

    I love it when I really get to LAUGH OUT LOUD! and not just type LOL. Thanks Jim!

  • @ginnymeljac2300
    @ginnymeljac2300 4 года назад +3

    Hahahahaha! Thank you so much for making me laugh! My birthday is June 1st. My family is all gone! My twin and I were the babies. He passed away years ago. My birthday is so very sad. How do you celebrate when the twin you grew from conception together is gone? I am half a person. The COVID-19 took away even the trip my son WAS taking me on to help me forget. But now it’s even worse. Can I just sleep away the next few days? If it wasn’t for you and your family making me laugh right now, I don’t think I would still be here. So from the bottom of my heart ❤️ I thank you for making this girl smile! God bless you and your family! ☮️💟✝️💔

  • @tommulhall3865
    @tommulhall3865 4 года назад +1

    Jim You're the best! Clean non offensive humor. A sitcom based on your family with the kids as teenagers would be priceless!

    • @beeonthyme5760
      @beeonthyme5760 4 года назад

      I think so too. However! I shared with my nephew and said you can watch him with your little girls...he pointed out that Jim makes fun of being fat and fat people way too much, and he didn't want his girls to think that was funny. It hadn't occurred to me before he pointed it out to me. He said he loves his humor, but won't watch with his kids. 😲

  • @jasonland455
    @jasonland455 4 года назад +101

    My niece walked in on my dad in the bathroom once and spent the next few weeks telling everyone pa pa has a front tail

  • @RogerPeet
    @RogerPeet Год назад +1

    'But, you don't understand. I LOVE animals.
    they get me'

  • @roxanncorston9403
    @roxanncorston9403 4 года назад +2

    Absolutely brilliant!!!!!! God bless you, your beautiful wife and lovely children!!! Your genius has been soooo therapeutic!!!!!! Puleeeeze keep it up!!!! 👌👌👏👏👏👏😁 Much love from Toronto Canada 😁😁🤗🤗

  • @Verdeangela12
    @Verdeangela12 2 года назад +1

    You Rock, Jim! Love your humor & your love for animals!!!

  • @tzm777
    @tzm777 Год назад

    😂’ huge boy part’ - that’s as dirty as Gaffigan gets in his comedy. Love it. 👏🏾

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort 4 года назад +6

    "We were naked."
    I laughed so hard at 5 am. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lk8127
    @lk8127 4 года назад +2

    Thanks for all the hilarious entertainment lately Jim! I love these new clips from your new set "Quality Time". You've been my favorite comedian for over 15 years now. I absolutely love your stand up! I was listening to "Hiking" last night while brushing my teeth, bad idea. 😂 I never laughed so hard brushing my teeth before. 🤣😂 Thanks for all your hilarious years of consistent great humor and material! You and your beautiful family are the best! So happy you all are safe and well.👏🤩🤗💖

  • @mikethomas1081
    @mikethomas1081 4 года назад +1

    Thank you so much for sharing these clips. I giggle myself to sleep every night.

  • @CaribbeanQueen72xx
    @CaribbeanQueen72xx 2 года назад +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 he never fail me make me laugh till I cried .

  • @dreamyjeannie3385
    @dreamyjeannie3385 4 года назад +8

    It was in my building and I needed the material, lol.

  • @patrickmontgomery4796
    @patrickmontgomery4796 4 года назад +1

    It's been awhile since I've watched Gaffigan. I seen his channel & got hooked! Probably the best clean Comic out there!

  • @sawyerwuerth7728
    @sawyerwuerth7728 4 года назад +5

    I don’t have a dog but I celebrate my cats birthday ... Jim is so funny

  • @jonnyd8399
    @jonnyd8399 4 года назад +2

    "If you don't hit subscribe, all the animals will die." Hahahahaha

  • @brianhanson5110
    @brianhanson5110 3 года назад

    Gaffigan and Steven Wright are my favorite comedians. Remember Steven Wright? 😀

  • @jakemccauley4724
    @jakemccauley4724 3 года назад

    “If you don’t hit subscribe, all the animals will die”
    I’ve seen that 10 times and it still cracks me up every time

  • @PatrickWagz
    @PatrickWagz 4 года назад +3

    Great stuff, Jimbo.
    I never thought I'd be laughing at 'Safari jokes'.
    But, they were hilarious!!
    Your material is always so clever.

  • @jamesfreeman2258
    @jamesfreeman2258 Год назад

    So right on about our relationshio with our pets, and the safari trips. So true, thats why its so. Funny.

  • @ceciliam.8493
    @ceciliam.8493 4 года назад +1

    I love him!!! I wish I can hug him!! 😍😆😆😆

  • @patriciahopey1384
    @patriciahopey1384 4 года назад +1

    The videos are funny and your pitch st the end is better .I laugh out loud every time. Thankyou 3cheers from Canada

  • @Ladygaga4047
    @Ladygaga4047 3 года назад

    There are so many layers to his comedy!!!

  • @sweetmoniquespeaks401
    @sweetmoniquespeaks401 4 года назад +1

    Your super funny. I’ve binge watched your videos, so it’s only right for me to subscribe now 🌟

  • @DJSquish76
    @DJSquish76 4 года назад

    Mr Gaffigan, you are my hero. Greetings from Milwaukee. Welcome to WI if you dont like the weather just wait 10mins. You can use that. Cant wait for you to be back in town for a show. See you EVERY time

  • @mmsizzlak
    @mmsizzlak 3 года назад

    Jim, you are easily my 3rd favorite comic... Had you been 1st place, I would've left no comment lol

  • @TheNesbittExperience
    @TheNesbittExperience 4 года назад +4

    let the animals live, Jim! i'm already subscribed!!

  • @jefferyburnett5137
    @jefferyburnett5137 4 года назад +1

    His dog imitation is spot on!

  • @chinsauyong
    @chinsauyong 4 года назад +1

    It's 3:30am here and I'm stifling my laughter so I don't wake up the rest of the family.

  • @carter511
    @carter511 Год назад

    I love the “GET ‘EM”

  • @SuZW51
    @SuZW51 4 года назад +1

    Subscribed... because I don't want the animals to die.

  • @roguesheep3083
    @roguesheep3083 3 года назад

    "Orrr people don't like you" 😄 sometimes he has the exact thought or reaction i would

  • @ritashustitzky2934
    @ritashustitzky2934 4 года назад

    I have watched all your videos over and over again. You are one of the few people that make me laugh. Some day I would like to see you on stage in person.

  • @Ben-bg2lp
    @Ben-bg2lp 4 года назад +2

    I didn't appreciate Jim Gaffigan's comedy until I watched John Mulaney's dry performance for 2 minutes. Now I just can't enough of Jim's videos!

  • @melissahorn6091
    @melissahorn6091 4 года назад +8

    A birthday party for a dog is ridiculous. Anyway, funny stint!

  • @jessstuart7495
    @jessstuart7495 4 года назад +67

    I still refer to our 17 year old cat as our "practice baby". My wife is still not amused.

    • @nickc6842
      @nickc6842 4 года назад +8

      Practice *baby* ? Lmao my cat is outside 90% of the time so looking at it as a baby is weird for me

  • @johnnygee1625
    @johnnygee1625 4 года назад +1

    Top shelf. Funny........

  • @moosejawn123
    @moosejawn123 4 года назад +1

    This is my dessert after Dinner with the GAFFIGANS!!! and its delicious...

  • @eagleeye2300
    @eagleeye2300 4 года назад

    Gaffigan, (and his "huge boy part...") comedic eighth wonder of the world...

  • @Blake4625kHz
    @Blake4625kHz Год назад

    “If you don’t subscribe, all the animals will die”🤣

  • @ZChronicNebula
    @ZChronicNebula 4 года назад +9

    Most under appreciated comedian? Top 5 dead or alive! Sponsored by hot pockets.

  • @Andy-no9zl
    @Andy-no9zl 4 года назад

    Jim is one of the best comedians ever!

  • @aureliobonilla1888
    @aureliobonilla1888 4 года назад

    Now I see my dog and all I can think about is 7x8! Thanks Mr. Twister guy! 🌪

  • @JGM0JGM
    @JGM0JGM 4 года назад +2

    That went crazy fast... from dog parties to boy parts... lol...

  • @TonyOlsenFerris
    @TonyOlsenFerris 3 года назад

    I love animals... but I love your humor equally as much. :-) Thank you for sharing!

  • @Dulcimertunes
    @Dulcimertunes 4 года назад +3

    Our local shelter offers Gotcha Day! The day pups are adopted.

    • @Andrea1542
      @Andrea1542 4 года назад

      Maureen Barnes that’s not a local thing, it’s literally referred to as gotcha day in almost all rescues, shelters and even specific breed sellers.

  • @368fan4
    @368fan4 4 года назад +10

    Lawrence Welk , Here`s a lovely rendition of DINNER WITH THE GAFFIGAN ,!... ( long version)

  • @cindyharris43
    @cindyharris43 Год назад

    Keep doing what you do Your the best!!!

  • @SEGMAN007TEX
    @SEGMAN007TEX 4 года назад +1

    Brilliant stuff Sir! 👊🏼

  • @joyceannbarton2868
    @joyceannbarton2868 4 года назад +2

    Absolutely hysterical 😂

  • @darlahenri8095
    @darlahenri8095 2 года назад

    Bless you & to the amimals

  • @alexishere5994
    @alexishere5994 4 года назад

    Jim is my spirit animal

  • @davetheman2615
    @davetheman2615 4 года назад +1

    Jeff you really are the man, seriously funny

  • @feliciataylor3772
    @feliciataylor3772 4 года назад

    I laugh so hard I need to pause the video to catch my breath. 😂 I love the dog jokes.

  • @gabrielhermesson9926
    @gabrielhermesson9926 2 года назад +1

    As a person who loves dogs and math...one human day is one dog week.

  • @biirbio
    @biirbio 4 года назад +147

    All the dislikes are from people who celebrate their dog birthdays.

    • @Metal666ATX9ers
      @Metal666ATX9ers 4 года назад +3

      B Same here...

    • @dogwalk3
      @dogwalk3 4 года назад +4

      haha i thought it was hilarious! although i do post a photo of him & buy him an extra big treat on his bday. guilty!

    • @tamarabradshaw4799
      @tamarabradshaw4799 4 года назад

      Was thinking the exact same thing😂😂😂

    • @GlowingBentley
      @GlowingBentley 4 года назад

      LMAO! I'm sure you're right!

    • @joekamka8571
      @joekamka8571 4 года назад +2

      And bird lady's, you're not fooling anyone, we know you disliked this video.

  • @oneshotme
    @oneshotme 4 года назад

    Enjoyed your video and gave it a Thumbs Up

  • @The5425177
    @The5425177 4 года назад +1

    I ❤️ him.

  • @msfair3625
    @msfair3625 4 года назад

    Thanks, Jim!

  • @scottlasley4593
    @scottlasley4593 4 года назад +2

    Just when I thought I loved animals the most.... Haha

  • @TwizzlerGirl
    @TwizzlerGirl Год назад

    Thumbs up for that huge man part!

  • @bassethoundproductions3897
    @bassethoundproductions3897 3 года назад

    My Basset knows exactly what time his meals are served.

  • @florenceellis7126
    @florenceellis7126 4 года назад +1

    He is sooooo funny!

  • @dstbac07
    @dstbac07 Год назад

    I literally just realized that's why my dog gets so happy when I come back in the door after only being gone for a minute, he doesn't realize time. I'm an idiot. plus I can't explain to him that I'll be right back, so every time I leave he probably hope it's not one of those longer times. I use to think he was a slow dog like you just saw me a minute ago. lol. This is so hilarious.

  • @kerrymihalik3795
    @kerrymihalik3795 4 года назад

    Thanks for the laughs!!

  • @wesbarcus3761
    @wesbarcus3761 3 года назад +1

    I love animals! They're delicious!

  • @katherineafzal2315
    @katherineafzal2315 4 года назад +1

    My dog is my baby....she allows me to seat on the sofa with her!!!😂🤣🐾

  • @368fan4
    @368fan4 4 года назад +6

    Dinner w/ Gaffigan`s melody is that on CD ?

  • @cuteandfluffypikachu3405
    @cuteandfluffypikachu3405 4 года назад +1

    This guy was taking pictures of my family and we were naked 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @allanlocke5749
    @allanlocke5749 4 года назад

    I'd lost my inner Gaffigan, thank you Jim.

  • @brenthall9629
    @brenthall9629 4 года назад

    Dogs and Jim man best friend

  • @contentomnivore
    @contentomnivore 4 года назад

    I've seen this bit a few times. I finally Googled 'Philip Seymore Hoffman' and oh my gravy!! He DOES look like Hoffman!

  • @josephyork4175
    @josephyork4175 4 года назад +7

    Once, I contemplated moving to Alaska while trying to be a vegetarian. My friend pointed out that "Vegetarian" in the native language means "Lousy Hunter". It was hard going through youth with a head full of mush.

  • @rickshannep4033
    @rickshannep4033 4 года назад

    Hilarious!! Thank you!

  • @mickeytwoshoes9476
    @mickeytwoshoes9476 4 года назад +3

    I’ve only had one! (In dog beers)

  • @adamcohan2947
    @adamcohan2947 2 года назад

    I was a fan now I'm addicted