"If they take your pants you take theirs, that's what my sign says" "You don't have that sign!" "OF COURSE I DON'T HAVE A SIGN LIKE THAT...." ROTFFL!!!!!! 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@@TheBehm08 Yeah, 'belief' 😅. I think the main issue would be the fact that he would need to be losing pants left and right to get to the point where he'd want to make a sign about it and put it up. Why would he keep losing pants? is what I'd be asking if I was naive enough to think he could be serious.
I hear they are gonna do another season.A reunion of sorts.I loved that show.I was not very happy when I started watching this show.but I laughed my ass off.I normally keep it contained but man the situations he gets into.Crazy
@@JWB86 when they were ordering breakfast Larry friend forgot to order his crispy onions, so he ordered them later on which delayed them getting on the golf course. A very slow player always plays at a certain time, with that delay they will now play behind the slow player which Larry wanted to avoid.
The argument between Funkhouser and Larry at the dining table about killing the swan is absolutely hilarious. When Larry pulls out the knife and jabs the table with it, I just lose it every single time. 😂😂😂
I love how Susie is telling Larry she would beat the shit out of him with a piece of wood, all the while she's wearing yellow peace symbol earrings. Irony. I love it.
I think Black Swan is my #1 favourite episode, and I've seen them all - when they're lined up in front of the club owner like naughty schoolboys and he's telling them off, absolutely sublime!
Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld are masters of casting. Every actor they bring to the screen is rich with idiosyncratic depth. I give you Larry's father, George's parents, Funkhauser, Larry's cousin, Soup Nazi and of course Newman. Let's not forget Babo, Jackie Childes, Cramer's lawyer, the creepy door man, poppy, the super Jew with the nasty daughter, crazy Joe Volta, the Wiz guy, etc. the list of characters is endless. All perfect for their parts.
I love how at 2:34 waiter is holding the pie, and a couple of seconds later it's back on the table in time for Larry to tell the waiter to take it away again. Whether that was a continuity error or not, it worked great comedically.
@8:25 "Oh I respect wood, Larry. I respect wood so much that if I had a piece of wood in my hand right now, I'd beat the shit out of you with it, okay?" LOL I miss Curb so much... I would KILL for Season 9
The Leon character is the counter point to his own transgressions. They feed off each other. Leon I think is the reason why Larry comes back. I think Larry really loves their back and forth.
Menage a trois? Frankly a menage a deux would be a major achievement for Larry at this stage in his life. Basically any menage greater than une would be welcome .
Larry's delivery of the word "asshole" at 4:19 is the best I've ever heard. I can't explain why, but it just makes me laugh no matter how many times I've seen it.
"I was gonna give somebody the benefit of the doubt. I almost did and then something said, 'No don't...don't; that's not for you' That's not my thing." PER-FECT
I was sitting in a coffee shop once and saw someone I know having coffee across the road. I called him and saw him screen the call! I felt powerful seeing it live.
I love this show for the brilliant use of words from the English vocabulary to make things sound absolutely hilarious! He’s apoplectic Larry, apoplectic haha
I love the one where Larry is fighting with the girl to get into the doctors office. The way she zig zags up the hall to keep Larry from passing is hilarious. Look it up, it's not in this video.
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The actors who play store clerks, hotel concierges etc that have to fight with LD are always cast so well lol
That's a great observation. You are soooooo right. Same with Seinfeld. All the supporting cast and extras etc. were cast perfectly.
They are not responsible for any lost items.
"If they take your pants you take theirs, that's what my sign says"
"You don't have that sign!"
"OF COURSE I DON'T HAVE A SIGN LIKE THAT...."
ROTFFL!!!!!!
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@@lincoln7184 “it’s not obvious. Idk what you believe. You might believe these things you say” 😂
@@TheBehm08 Yeah, 'belief' 😅. I think the main issue would be the fact that he would need to be losing pants left and right to get to the point where he'd want to make a sign about it and put it up.
Why would he keep losing pants? is what I'd be asking if I was naive enough to think he could be serious.
"why are you fighting women?"
"SHE STARTED IT"
Larry got beat up by Rosie O'Donnell 😂😂😂
What is the actresses name at the table?
Thanks in advance
@@sardonic_smile_8752 Anita Barone
On of favorite throw away lines of the series. He almost broke too when he replied “she started it”
More like brother and sister way of fighting.
"I always thought people were screening my calls. This confirms it." Typical Larry.
How did he hold the phone and binoculaurs at the same time?
@@cockoffgewgle4993 he called, put the phone down and picked up the binoculars?
@@yellowblanka6058 I can hold up binoculars with one hand
“I was gonna give someone the benefit of the doubt. I almost did. Then something said ‘no. Don’t, don’t. It’s not for you. It’s not my thing.’” 😂
"My whole life I suspected I was ugly, but I never had any proof. This confirms it. This is the proof."
When Larry rams the knife into the table looking at Funkhouser lmao
Haha I miss this show so much...
+Century SAM yeah me too man,I think i'm gonna start at season one and watch over again
broon8CFC cut the best bit out at the end though! Camera cuts to Funkhouser looking so shocked
jw moberly I started over a couple weeks ago. 2 seasons in and loving it all over again lol
I hear they are gonna do another season.A reunion of sorts.I loved that show.I was not very happy when I started watching this show.but I laughed my ass off.I normally keep it contained but man the situations he gets into.Crazy
I lose it every time Larry starts to name off the different hats.
"...and let's not forget the red one you're making for that asshole stone mason." Lmao.
Gets me every time. The one with the feathers
R.I.P Bob Einstein
The one with the cockleshells!
"That's a stupid made up sign. That sign doesn't exist. Nobody has a sign like that" that guy was great!
he's the guy playing David Blane in those awesome parodies
@@spatzhawk Holy shit,i haven't watched those in ages, but that's totally him!
tchrisou812 he performs at ground hogs
Holy shit sideways Keith motherfuking Richards
Every interaction between Larry and Leon leaves me in tears.
Ditto. There's one episode where Leon tells Larry to own that ass, and goes on and on about it. Too funny.
The best duo in the show lol
He's like Kramer except he doesn't have to worry if he says the n word when he gets heckled doing stand up.
Leon always the voice of reason
@Doves nope, in almost every way, they are the same character :D
“I was gonna give someone the benefit of the doubt. I almost did. Then something said ‘no. Don’t, don’t. It’s not for you. It’s not my thing.’” 😂
"I'm happy to wear the Scarlet letter call me Hester." so many great lines in this show
“Call me Hester.” I pissed myself after he said that! 😂🤣😂
That whole scene with Rosie O'donnell was gold
LD is probably the best character from any TV show, ever.
I do love Larry, but no one is better than Randy Marsh
Brim Fyshin 4:37 :D
Brim Fyshin Randy Marsh is always #1 at #2.
But the best part is he is not a character haha he is real!
GrilloJ123 He's not like this Larry though lol..... not as much anyway.
"You told the head of NBC to fuck off??????" LOL
"Crispy onions they have to be crispy I cant eat breakfast unless I have crispy onions" LMAO
Best part!
Fuck you Norm!
When your ordered your breakfast this morning, you put a gun to that guys head!
I don't understand that part
@@JWB86 when they were ordering breakfast Larry friend forgot to order his crispy onions, so he ordered them later on which delayed them getting on the golf course. A very slow player always plays at a certain time, with that delay they will now play behind the slow player which Larry wanted to avoid.
The argument between Funkhouser and Larry at the dining table about killing the swan is absolutely hilarious. When Larry pulls out the knife and jabs the table with it, I just lose it every single time. 😂😂😂
The quiet rage when he’s berating Funkhouser is an amazing piece of comedic acting. Hands down of the best moments of the season.
"Take this fucken piece of pie and get it out of my face!" Lmao 2:24
I love how Susie is telling Larry she would beat the shit out of him with a piece of wood, all the while she's wearing yellow peace symbol earrings. Irony. I love it.
I thought I was the only one that noticed the earrings.
I never noticed that! Typical for LA elitists 😆 Thank you for pointing it out!
@GENERAL DISARRAY'S BOSS 83 spin it !
@BenB8290 Right!!?!! 😂😂 I ADORE Susie!!!!!
I love Susie. She can drop and F bomb with the best of them. I'm not saying she is Samuel L. or anything like that, but she's pretty good.
Larry is never wrong, but he's always wrong.
Wrong socially for pointing out his not wrongness rationally, haha
Close. He's not always right, but he's never wrong (just like my wife). 450 million reasons why.
Wish I had said that.
@@Loosehead Lol
He's mostly wrong, but he's also mostly correct.
Larry David is that crazy side of us that everyone suppresses
my favorite line: “you might believe these things you say!”
Mine is - do you respect wood ?
So great. he's like the Rated-R version of George Costanza.
Ericus Maximus Well, George is based on Larry.
Uncle leo lol 😂🤣
No. George is the PG version of Larry.
@@johnhamilton6485 PG-13 really.
@@epm1012 Right, that's why he said the Rated-R version.
Black swan was golden episode. Larry was more scary then Tony Soprano at the table
It’s one of my fave episodes lmao 😹😹😹
That episode reminded me of Very Bad Things.
I think Black Swan is my #1 favourite episode, and I've seen them all - when they're lined up in front of the club owner like naughty schoolboys and he's telling them off, absolutely sublime!
I literally can't get over how funny this show is
I didn't discover it until season 8. It's unbelievable how funny it is
Swan killer best episode ever
I actually find these curb compilation videos even funnier because they're all out of context.
1st world problems have never been more hilarious than with LD
Larry's delivery at 4:16 cracks me up every time 😂 He's apoplectic.
When he grabs the knife when they are talking about the Swan 😂
Hilarious 🤣
I watch these curb clips way too many times. it's easily the funniest show imo
'NO! I DON'T WATCH "WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE". I'M AN ADULT!!!!!!!!!
What an annoying shit that kid was
That's the one when it turned out she had a rash...
he did appear in Hannah Montana if im not mistaken
@@clarkbar he did!
That was so cringe how they kept using the word pussy
Don't put that pie down! Don't you put that pie down!
Just take one little bite for my sake. Be a friend, be a fucking friend will you please?
He reminds me of George when he's angry and Jerry when he's being polite.
Love how Susie gets up in LDs face and threatens him. Best comedy confrontation pairing on TV
Agreed. Whenever she shows up in thrilled. How long before she tells him to fuck off lol
“You tip in concert”
“A tip is a solo”
This is why I love this show 🤣😭
"Shut up. Shut up." Followed by butter knife stabbing.
That cracks me up every time....
I love that
For some reason I can't stop laughing when Funkhouser says "swan killer" and "you killed a swan".
“...the one with the cockle shells....”. I’m not sure why, but I crack up when Larry itemizes her hats.
I am always glad to see Ted Danson
He never seems to phone in a performance
Larry is more George than George :))
worlds collide
Because George is based on Larry
-_- He knows
I had a dream that Larry replaced Jerry in Scienfield and they renamed the show the Two George's
"the two of you better keep ya goddamn traps shut about this swan" lmaoo
Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld are masters of casting. Every actor they bring to the screen is rich with idiosyncratic depth. I give you Larry's father, George's parents, Funkhauser, Larry's cousin, Soup Nazi and of course Newman. Let's not forget Babo, Jackie Childes, Cramer's lawyer, the creepy door man, poppy, the super Jew with the nasty daughter, crazy Joe Volta, the Wiz guy, etc. the list of characters is endless. All perfect for their parts.
omg i'm dying at the lost/gone pants thing! 5:19
mcbc4 Larry’s right this time 😃
Larry is the John McEnroe of comedic geniuses.
Yea, everybody goes around stealing each other's pants. That's a great way to build a society.
"You have demonstrated a consistent lack of respect for wood" A perfect example of a sentence you would only find in a Larry David show
I love how at 2:34 waiter is holding the pie, and a couple of seconds later it's back on the table in time for Larry to tell the waiter to take it away again. Whether that was a continuity error or not, it worked great comedically.
There;s an LD inside all of us, we're not advanced enough to let him out
Just replace "advanced" with rich
@@Kruppt808 rich and old
2:48 the actor in the table behind them loses it. 🤣
Larry stabbing the table with that expression is a moment of pure comedy inspiration
@8:25 "Oh I respect wood, Larry. I respect wood so much that if I had a piece of wood in my hand right now, I'd beat the shit out of you with it, okay?"
LOL I miss Curb so much... I would KILL for Season 9
Well, you'll be happy to know...😉
Little did you know.. it was announced a couple of days ago. HYPE!
Let's fucking go!
+Reckoning888 HYPE
Danny Z. No need, its coming!!!!!!
The Leon character is the counter point to his own transgressions. They feed off each other. Leon I think is the reason why Larry comes back. I think Larry really loves their back and forth.
larry and george screaming at each other over a tip is gold
I’m so glad that Larry got a friend that understands him😂
One has to admire the genius of LD. Able to appeal to both the sophisticated and the clueless. True talent indeed.
Larry David is a genius and a legend. Enough said.
I'm happy to wear The Scarlet Letter call me Hester LOL
I love the irony of Susie wearing the huge 'peace symbol' earings as she threatens to take an enormous plank of wood upside Larry's head.
😆
2:58 - love the sip of coffee after ranting...
It’s like the tagline from season three said-
“Deep down, you know you’re him...”
I brings the rukus to the ladies Larry!!
Doug styles love his Wu-Tang reference
CriticalPedagogy Most don't know that. Good catch😉
Because most people are Tards who don't know Wu-Tang references
"And don't forget the red one you're making for that asshole stone mason!!!"
He's apoplectic! Apoplectic, Larry!
Cheese George! Cheese!
IsoscelesKramer 😂😂😂
That's classic Seinfeld
@@281m.wasiqwasim3 So true
It's gold, Jerry! Gold!
The extra breaking at 2:46 while Larry is freaking out about pie and Rosie O'Donnell 😆
Larry David: One of the most underrated actors of our time.
What about his time?
What is this "acting" in which you speak?
@@bpal7006 You've got a point: maybe Curb is actually a nature documentary, filming a wild Larry in his natural habitat: Northeast L.A.
@@bpal7006 It's acting without acting.
Menage a trois? Frankly a menage a deux would be a major achievement for Larry at this stage in his life. Basically any menage greater than une would be welcome .
He's already got a menage a deux, Leon...house of two
That sounds like a line straight from Jerry to George/Larry.
LD is the greatest comedic genius on the planet.
When he stabs the table with the knife, i laugh out loud every time. It's perfect.
2:24 😂 I lose it every time
“I heard Rosie O’Donnell beat the crap out of you” hahahahahahahahahaha
Larry's delivery of the word "asshole" at 4:19 is the best I've ever heard. I can't explain why, but it just makes me laugh no matter how many times I've seen it.
Emphasis on “hole”
Words to live by from LD. "Never give anyone the benefit of the doubt. "
I love when Susie yells at him and he just says sheepishly “ok”
Surreal, Jason Alexander arguing with the “real George”.
Jason did well to not be "George"
"I was gonna give somebody the benefit of the doubt. I almost did and then something said, 'No don't...don't; that's not for you' That's not my thing."
PER-FECT
The thing is, Larry's right most of the time. He just has the balls to say what most of us wont.
Or he doesn't have the brains to not say what most of us don't.
He has the balls. Lol
larry david, what a legend. recently started watching curb, and its one of the best programs out there
Best show ever ! please season 9 would be best Christmas gift ever !
The respecting wood gag is amazing
I was sitting in a coffee shop once and saw someone I know having coffee across the road. I called him and saw him screen the call! I felt powerful seeing it live.
This is like the 5th consecutive times I watch this video and still not getting tired of watching this!
8:27-8:35 probably Susie's best sarcastic comeback in the whole show 😂😂😂😂
"im not takin a bite i dont want a bite so take this fuckin piece of pie and get it outta my face" ..." put the fuckin pie down..."
I love when you can see Larry smiling through the bit and they just keep going
I love Susie's and Larry's arguments so much, they're hysterical, especially whenever Susie kicks Larry out.
Resurrecting the idea of Seinfeld as a reunion within another show makes "Curb" the best comedy show of all time, flat out
I love this show for the brilliant use of words from the English vocabulary to make things sound absolutely hilarious! He’s apoplectic Larry, apoplectic haha
I remember each and every episode of these clips, and am so proud of it mmmhmmm.
Him and Rosie fighting on who is going to treat is hilarious
I love the scene of him and rosse fighting over who's more generous.
I love the one where Larry is fighting with the girl to get into the doctors office. The way she zig zags up the hall to keep Larry from passing is hilarious. Look it up, it's not in this video.
2:47 the guy in the background cracked 🤣
2:47 that guy couldn't hold it together😂
haha Richard Kind's face at 4:28
There's no wrong and there's no right, And in fact you're wrong and I'm right!"
"So you might believe that I put up a sign in my bedroom that says 'If you take my pants, I take yours?!'"
That scene is gold.
"That's a stupid made-up sign."--LOL!
Love the pie argument! Classic Larry!
I love this man so much it kind of hurts.
Love this show so much!!! .lmao every time :)
Seriously though I’m literally laughing out loud multiple times every single time