Mark Zuckerberg Wins First Jiu Jitsu Competition! Complete Footage and Analysis
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- Mark Zuckerberg won his first BJJ Competition and secured a silver and a gold medal after training Jiu Jitsu and MMA for a while.
Check out our analysis of his fights.For more grappling content visit bjjdivision.com
00:15 No Gi
03:55 Gi
5:31 Recap
This actually makes mark seem like a human being and not a robot
Imagine Zuck training at 10th planet with Eddie and while Eddie is guillotining Zuck he’s whispering in his ear “are you a lizard man or what dawg” 🦎
Lmao! Eddie would totally do that too! I personally think that Mark is a reptilian android.
@@robertobartolom7385
He even says...QUOTE: "If I where HUMAN" lol
I think he is yoshi XD
He whispered how much you want during the choke hold 😂😂😂
Offered him sum shares
I don't understand how he won 😂
Droids don't need oxygen.
I believe technically he had the opponent’s body 3/4 on the ground
I can think about 100 billion ways he won
I mean he passed the guard and basically got to a mount position
Joe rogan sent me here
where is joe rogan!
He whispered I'll deactivate your Facebook account
Mark: Will you lose the match for me?
Opponent: Will you get a job for me in FB?
Those tournaments brought to you by Meta and sponsored by Facebook are tough.
Imagine Mark Zuckerber going to UFC and winning a belt in filled apex arena.
Keep dreaming 😅
@@bjjdivision never in my dreams i would imagine mark zuckerberg winning gold in jiu jitsu
@@emanuel81111 True, but he fought in the beginner/white belt division. Not to take anything away from him, but winning a professional fight or world title is something different.🤷🏻♂️
@@emanuel81111 the only way he won a match is because he went to a low budget small comp with barely any competitors. UN mazing BJJ.
@@MrKevinGiddens thats something at least, few years ago he was a lanky skeleton ,now hes definetely putting at least 10 more kg of muscle and knows beginner juijitsu
It’s hard to finish an arm in guillotine by just stretching out
Sure, but he was trying, and who wouldn't if they were on the spot in a match like that? :)
Have to flare the elbow down to push the back of the head into the choke
@@bjjdivision no doubt. Just saying it’s hard to do it.
Yeah aint no way elon is winning
Who else saw 'Foxcatcher'?
Let's keep it real. Mark speaks Mandarin, wins jiu jitsu medals and is a tech billionaire. The dude is impressive. And he is not a huge arsehole like Musk.
Not a huge asshole? I’m guessing you never watched ‘The Social Network’ or read about the early days of Facebook?
Stole the idea in the first place from the Winklevoss twins and then completely fucked over his co-founder and best friend.
Not my definition of a standup guy
What’s crazy is the jujitsu tournament was at my high school
So we training robots to fight now?
i guess i don't now how this works, but it looks like Mark Zukerberg's hands are busy attempting a pin, which looks like an opening to being being punched in the face relentlessly.
I’m glad Mark enjoys it though.
This is such an obvious and lame rigged match, zuck couldn’t beat a girl scout in a legitimate fight.
How do y’all know it was fixed? First off, I’m not a fan of Zuckerberg. I’m sure he’s an android, not that I have anything against androids.
Every competitor Mark faced had a "Slugworth" type of guy approach them pre match...
Well, Zuck is *NOT Royce Gracie that's for sure!
imagine you choked a man from Forbes Magazine! 😂
Nice to see him doing human things
Mark zuckerberg started bjj After he watched andrew tate
Lol "he attempts to pull the Zuck down"
Right, the classic bjj move of get on your knees and pull your opponent down, this was not a real match.
If only this guy could understand how much most MMA people despise him for his pro-censorship assistance to the tyranny that forced so many clubs and gyms into non existentance. We also understand that eating right and exercising was the best defense against the coof yet if you promoted such ideas his platform would label you a spreader of misinformation and helped the government attack those who had a larger voice.
True, the pandemic was really tough for martial artists and especially gym owners. The policies his platform enforced were certainly not aimed against gyms but they surely supported the narrative that gave gym owners a hard time.
People have different stances on the topic but one thing is certain: Censorship is the worst.
hate the sin not the sinner 😅
You dont understand the leverage .gov had on those actions
I fully understand the leverage the government had on those actions. He could have stood up for free speech and chose not to. Turns out lockdowns did more harm than good and destroying small businesses was one of the harms, including gyms.
Maybe if he had the decency to publicly come clean....
@@bradleyriles3889 One could say the same about the public... but billions of people complied..smh
That's 100% a clone
I heard he got put to sleep but it's called being calm control your breathing your thinking for two people and trying to stay a step ahead so the calmer you stay the less your going to gas out or panic because then it's over
How did he win ? his opponent should have gotten the advantage on the guiliotine.
Deal with %2,5 stock of Facebook for loss
Probably gonna beat Elon if the fight happens.
looks like he's looking for instruction the entire time from the sidelines
*ZUCKERTURDS SECRET WEAPON IS IMAGINING THE MAT IS HIS BED*
His opponent looks like he is about 5'3'' and 130 pounds. So yeah, he can beat up a "child" ... Why are people even making videos about this?
Unless you're fucking blind. It's only 1-2inch difference and the don't look that different in weight either
Looks like aggressive cuddling
@BJJDivision I haven’t rolled in years, I need to get back into it.
Definitely! :)
calling habib
Hardware upgrade
I don't know if this is a parody or if that's seriously the extent of Zuckerberg's skill, but if it's the latter, he's in big trouble if he gets in the ring with Musk.
Musk? The same guy who’s daily cardio is probably getting on and off a plane? He’d be gassed in like 10 seconds
@@JP-ob8sx Ya but look at Zuck. And that’s after training?
Wow, just wow.
who he beat? one of his interns??
lol
What the hell are you talking about. The NoGi opponent(who he beat), had some big arms. And the Gi opponent choked him unconscious.
@@boliussa aww jeez, sorry about commenting I thought people wouldn't mind a little humor
He’s not training just to know the skill… He’s one of the most powerful people in America and he has a HUGE control with the meta! He’s planning to be able to stop the ones that want to stop his evil plans with the rest of the evil elites!👌🏼😤
With Jiu Jitsu? Watch out patriots, here comes the Zuck butt scooting towards you!!! 😂
Be more impressive if he wasn't a multi billionaire with access to best trainers in the world
doesnt change how much work you have to put in🤷🏽♂️
@@beeden.7301 no but it's a lot easier, especially if you're not in large groups and not training after working a full shift, one to ones with the best in the world, it'll be a miracle if you didn't win anything, I train with people who work all day then go to training with large groups and win golds, very impressive individuals
That combat robot is awesome 😎
i like the music and the commentary man . 164 subs ? more like 165. edit: and the edits!