Resident Evil 7 (Zero Punctuation)

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @ScarTheQueen
    @ScarTheQueen 7 лет назад +1631

    I remember when I was an evil resident to my landlord, He hated me

    • @russianspy5307
      @russianspy5307 7 лет назад +46

      Land lords need to crack down on residential evil

    • @ScarTheQueen
      @ScarTheQueen 7 лет назад +5

      VAPOR WAVE IS LIFE Sorry it's not my fault I'm an acholic

    • @flyingpenandpaper6119
      @flyingpenandpaper6119 7 лет назад +11

      Were you the 7th one though?

    • @ScarTheQueen
      @ScarTheQueen 7 лет назад +44

      Flying Swordfish No I was the sixth as in sh*ty and was rushed out

    • @BrunoHenrique-gi1wd
      @BrunoHenrique-gi1wd 7 лет назад +2

      how is it not your fault?

  • @TheSmegPod
    @TheSmegPod 3 года назад +507

    my favourite detail about RE7 is the fact that in Japan the name of the series is Biohazard, so the name of this game over there is "Biohazard VII: Resident Evil"
    just a nice little touch of bringing everything full circle

    • @sdbzfan1
      @sdbzfan1 3 года назад +35

      That is a way better name for the game and more accurate

    • @wom_Bat
      @wom_Bat 2 года назад +11

      On steam the official name is "resident evil 7 biohazard / BIOHAZARD resident evil 7"

    • @nitinanku
      @nitinanku 2 года назад +7

      @@sdbzfan1 both work perfectly well, biohazard makes sense considering Eveline and how everyone was infected. Resident Evil makes sense with the literal evil residents

    • @dud5606
      @dud5606 Год назад +2

      @@sdbzfan1 supposedly it couldn't be sold in the west as "biohazard" because that name was already copyrighted.

  • @Christobix
    @Christobix 5 лет назад +698

    Early September 2019: Now Yahtzee should know why they need all those flame grenades on the farm:
    Rural Americans are fighting a constant defensive war against hordes of feral wild hogs threatening their chidren

    • @TrenElZombie
      @TrenElZombie 5 лет назад +11

      First the emus now this?

    • @andrewharvey1777
      @andrewharvey1777 5 лет назад +24

      Specifically 30-50 of them

    • @janinecat1865
      @janinecat1865 4 года назад +11

      I guess not many people heard about the incident a week after that where those hogs did murder a woman in her driveway

    • @dariondavis2488
      @dariondavis2488 4 года назад +1

      Your not entirely wrong

    • @hunt1ngh0und
      @hunt1ngh0und 4 года назад +6

      30-50 feral hogs are the only real reason for an AR-15
      /s

  • @mitchellblake1475
    @mitchellblake1475 7 лет назад +2251

    Psychotic super powered republicans? I thought you were going to stop talking about Metal Gear Rising

    • @hellsing507
      @hellsing507 7 лет назад +189

      Mitchell Blake that was psychotic super powered libertarians.

    • @paperbackwriter1111
      @paperbackwriter1111 7 лет назад +24

      BobExcalibur The most vague of anarchists.

    • @paperbackwriter1111
      @paperbackwriter1111 7 лет назад +22

      BobExcalibur Which basically leads to some bizarre feudalism lol.

    • @supernerdy9354
      @supernerdy9354 7 лет назад +9

      Mitchell Blake nano machines son

    • @TheUnshippedcorpse
      @TheUnshippedcorpse 4 года назад +4

      There he goes predicting the future again.

  • @Edder31
    @Edder31 7 лет назад +471

    As somebody who's lived in the Midwest through 23 winters now I can confirm that that's all we do in the winter. These property taxes are killing me but what else can I do in the winter months?

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 6 лет назад +38

      Well there's always murder.

    • @clamjohnson8690
      @clamjohnson8690 6 лет назад +66

      Merritt Animation That’s what we do the rest of the year, the house building in winter is essential to expand the number of floor boards for hiding bodies under.

    • @plainlake
      @plainlake 6 лет назад +20

      Hoard guns to prepare for the revolution against property taxes.

    • @Guru_1092
      @Guru_1092 5 лет назад +1

      Play video games?

    • @Charlie0l9
      @Charlie0l9 5 лет назад +12

      Marry another cousin.

  • @TheKingsPride
    @TheKingsPride 3 года назад +356

    Playing RE:7 and thinking “wow, Ethan sure does get the absolute piss beaten/stabbed out of him a lot, how does he keep bouncing back?
    After the RE:8 twist: well I mean yeah but you think he’d have at least considered that being a possibility in the last 3 years.

    • @terminalyuppie611
      @terminalyuppie611 3 года назад +40

      I never got how that was supposed to be a twist. Ethan was constantly healing severed limbs and he didn't think that it may have something to do with the magic mold which everyone else around him was infected with and helped them also recover from fatal injuries.

    • @TheKingsPride
      @TheKingsPride 3 года назад +32

      @@terminalyuppie611 I and I’d assume many others thought that he was just infected, not a full on mold clone.

    • @Ricken9000
      @Ricken9000 3 года назад +22

      @@terminalyuppie611 also means that umbrella, who were sent to prevent the spread of the mold, never bothered to check the survivors on the estate for mold before sending them to a completely different area

    • @DigitalHeliumJumper
      @DigitalHeliumJumper 3 года назад +3

      Well in RE7 he doesn't really get hurt a lot. but in RE8, they go out of their way to beat the shit out of him just for the twist to have some weight. Even tho they make it so obvious.

    • @TheKingsPride
      @TheKingsPride 3 года назад +18

      @@DigitalHeliumJumper dude he gets a hand cut off, stabbed in the cheek, nearly exploded with dynamite, chased by killer insects, falls through the floor with Mega-Jack, cocooned by mold, and that’s just off the top of my head. Ethan goes through some shit in that house.

  • @KMS00000zero
    @KMS00000zero 7 лет назад +333

    The real resident evil is Mia's facial animation.

    • @JoshLeitzel
      @JoshLeitzel 5 лет назад +4

      King Megascience really? I think it’s really impressive

    • @janinecat1865
      @janinecat1865 4 года назад +2

      I think they had the one female actress try to pronounce the english lines without being a native speaker

    • @luellai1966
      @luellai1966 4 года назад +16

      Her hair physics transcend space and time.

    • @kallistos87
      @kallistos87 4 года назад +6

      God she scared me more than all the other monsters combined! That hair and the teeth...yikes

    • @lucalinadreemur9448
      @lucalinadreemur9448 3 года назад +1

      She's always smiling tho what's with that

  • @GalanDun
    @GalanDun 5 лет назад +65

    To anyone saying this game "Isn't a Resident Evil game"
    The greater Resident Evil franchise consists of everything from Dino Crisis, to Devil May Cry, to various in-series spinoffs. Such as Resident Evil: Survivor, an FPS. Survivor 2: Code Veronica, a short but good FPS. Dead Aim, an FPS/Third person hybrid which sucks. Gaiden, a top-down 2D game on the GBC. 0, a single-player co-op version of the previous games. Two whole rail-shooters (The Chronicles games, Umbrella and Darkside), a pair of online co-op pseudo-classic games. Umbrella Chronicles, a third-person shooter. Umbrella Corps, a first/third-person tactical shooter. The series went from fixed-camera to third-person, fixed-aiming to letting you move around like a real third-person shooter. Resident Evil has been many things. The series has no identity.

    • @TheCyclicGamer
      @TheCyclicGamer 4 года назад +15

      Ironically, RE1 was suppose to be a FPS game, but Mikami had to resort to FCA because of the hardware limitations at the time.
      RE7 is a Resident Evil game at it's core and that's further reinforced when you the play the game on Madhouse.

    • @desfefe
      @desfefe 4 года назад +3

      @@TheCyclicGamer
      It was very close to Remake in terms of what they were trying to achieve. So really, it is just Re but with a first person camera.....

    • @Ricken9000
      @Ricken9000 3 года назад +3

      Resident Evil 7 is clearly not a Resident Evil Game since throughout the series you fight basically everything but evil residents

    • @vidmuncher
      @vidmuncher 3 года назад +2

      Yes the fuck it does
      *points at Umbrella logo*

    • @vidmuncher
      @vidmuncher 3 года назад +1

      @@Ricken9000 you fight an evil family in their 2.75 houses and a dank cave. Come on....

  • @h.u.n.k493
    @h.u.n.k493 7 лет назад +1478

    So pretty much RE7 is like the brand new porta potty in an old row, that's fresh and actually comfortable, that's just waiting to be shit in by Capcom? ok alrighty then.

    • @russianspy5307
      @russianspy5307 7 лет назад +60

      More like crapcom, wowowowoohaha

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 7 лет назад +4

      Kek Man that's how I prefer to call them anyway hehe

    • @drstrangelove9525
      @drstrangelove9525 7 лет назад +3

      Dormammu we'll see, I hope Capcom doesn't mess this up

    • @TimeBomb014X
      @TimeBomb014X 7 лет назад +7

      Well that's what happens when you reach a game that you put a 7 on it's title whether or not it is in fact the seventh in the series

    • @drstrangelove9525
      @drstrangelove9525 7 лет назад +2

      The ZombieMan still, it's one badass title.

  • @chase_h.01
    @chase_h.01 7 лет назад +253

    I never did understand why or how there needed to be a big fuckoff grenade launcher on a farm.

    • @LhymeLife
      @LhymeLife 7 лет назад +83

      Son was a fucked up psycho inventor before being infected, he made most of the weapons you use.

    • @4T3hM4kr0n
      @4T3hM4kr0n 7 лет назад +29

      except the grenade launcher and flamethrower were made from spare parts by lucas baker (who even though was crazy was a bit of a prodigy when it came to tinkering and computer programing)

    • @NicholasLaRosa0496
      @NicholasLaRosa0496 7 лет назад +2

      Boredom.

    • @halkeye20
      @halkeye20 7 лет назад +35

      It's amazing what you can do once you live outside city limits

    • @DataProwler
      @DataProwler 6 лет назад +7

      Because there are always the 'muricans who inappropriately abuse their right to bear arms.

  • @joemingay998
    @joemingay998 7 лет назад +736

    long time watcher, just wanted to say cheers as I really like this series

  • @kylerivera3470
    @kylerivera3470 3 года назад +27

    Having guns that can't actually kill the enemies is actually an interesting idea and would make thematic sense in a lot of the horror games that have you fighting monsters that could easily shrug off a bullet or two. Instead of using a gun as a weapon, you could use it as a tool to break structures at a distance or as a lure to make monsters go where you want them to. It might take a bit of effort to make it work, but a scene where the protagonist realizes that his gun will do nothing against the big monster and needs to find a more creative way to use it would make for a pretty cool scene.

    • @Draconilian
      @Draconilian 11 месяцев назад +2

      No idea if you will see this but that game exists and it is called amnesia the bunker

    • @kylerivera3470
      @kylerivera3470 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Draconilian Oh, so the new Amnesia game works like that? I haven't really watched anyone play it so I wouldn't know. Maybe I'll go track down a playthrough of it. I know a few people I watch played it awhile back.

  • @DecisiveZoom
    @DecisiveZoom 7 лет назад +50

    i think having a gun throughout the game can create tension and fear atleast in the beginning because you think you have the option to defend yourself and then it is yanked away from as you flood with hopelessness

  • @somemong
    @somemong 7 лет назад +537

    Mad House difficulty is easily the best way to play RE7. The limited saves and the other little surprises make it even more unnerving.

    • @alanwake5239
      @alanwake5239 7 лет назад +42

      Limited saves don't mean much when cassettes are as abundant as ammunition

    • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
      @Egalitariat-likesecretariat 7 лет назад +85

      Alan Wake
      They aren't.

    • @TimeBomb014X
      @TimeBomb014X 7 лет назад +9

      +HellChuggapri1 they kind of are, you always get least 3 cassette tapes near a save spot.

    • @TimeBomb014X
      @TimeBomb014X 7 лет назад +19

      + Th35h1tf1nn15h Yeah but I wish there was a regular hard mode for when I want to play the game on hard but also not that hard

    • @Gigotis
      @Gigotis 7 лет назад +7

      I've just started Madhouse. I'm already regretting my decision vs. Chainsaw Mia.

  • @i_just_got_here
    @i_just_got_here 5 лет назад +53

    Hi there from the future, Yahtzee just named Resident Evil 7 his 5th Best Game of the Decade

  • @spacedudemark255
    @spacedudemark255 3 года назад +41

    4:55 I swear Yahtzee can predict the future

    • @lexslate2476
      @lexslate2476 3 года назад +8

      It's not as impressive a trick as it might have been if Capcom hadn't done the exact same thing in the same series already.

  • @darryl2542
    @darryl2542 4 года назад +60

    I mean, if I can re-watch my favorite horror movies until there are holes in the DVDs, I can certainly re-play RE7. It's not all about knowing the plot beats and when the scares happen. Sometimes you just want to appreciate the craftsmanship of a good ol' scary story, well told and dripping with atmosphere. No, Alien no longer scares me, but damn if I don't get a grin on my face every time those opening credits roll.

  • @mrbri6463
    @mrbri6463 4 года назад +153

    Resident Evil 8 will have Chris Redfield and cultists. Hmmmm

    • @nightwolfpuppy
      @nightwolfpuppy 3 года назад +30

      Boy that comment aged like a fine wine didn't it? 🤣

    • @NeoSaturos123
      @NeoSaturos123 3 года назад +20

      Hi, I'm from the future. Turns out Resident Evil 8 decided to be Castlevania now.

    • @laurenescarcha3246
      @laurenescarcha3246 3 года назад +1

      @@NeoSaturos123 brilliant comment. That's exactly what I thought too.

    • @leonardorestrepo5196
      @leonardorestrepo5196 3 года назад +8

      @@NeoSaturos123 twist again: Resident Evil 8 was just bloodborne. But dumb

    • @q-tip4723
      @q-tip4723 3 года назад +4

      Kind of. More or less like a weird mishmash of RE4 and Bloodborne if it was an FPS.

  • @Plankensen
    @Plankensen 7 лет назад +35

    I'm glad to hear Yathzee gotten over his fear of theme-park mascots

  • @themetalone7739
    @themetalone7739 7 лет назад +630

    Nice to hear someone besides me calling out horror game designers for that lazy "invincible monster chases you around and there's nothing you can do about it because we can't think of another way to make a game scary" subgenre.

    • @drstrangelove9525
      @drstrangelove9525 7 лет назад +14

      The Metal One I'm happy this game is mostly original and does something different

    • @cassandra1234ization
      @cassandra1234ization 7 лет назад +46

      Can i ask, what exactly do you want in a horror game other than just "Make it different or it's lazy!"?

    • @drstrangelove9525
      @drstrangelove9525 7 лет назад +1

      Jordan Ricketts You asking me, The comment glitch is happening again where it doesn't show who you're tagging

    • @lordjub-jub5254
      @lordjub-jub5254 7 лет назад +3

      Jordan Ricketts I don't know about everyone else but I wouldn't mind if a free pizza came with it.

    • @cassandra1234ization
      @cassandra1234ization 7 лет назад +40

      Dr Strangelove No i'm asking the guy who marks everything he doesn't like in a game as lazy. Like really what does he want them to change? Does he want the ability to just outright kill them any time? Does he just want them gone all together?
      I get why people say gamers are impossible to please now.

  • @yetidoesstuff228
    @yetidoesstuff228 3 года назад +29

    Character: gets six stab wounds in his lungs.
    Also character: nothing a little gloop juice won’t fix.

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 Год назад

      Back then: herh funny
      Now: fuck me sideways

    • @Revalopod
      @Revalopod Год назад

      Also character: gets their literal heart ripped out of their chest: eh I'll walk it off

  • @thewalker7064
    @thewalker7064 7 лет назад +584

    I think Yahtzee reviews how he has sex too

    • @YaBoyStrato
      @YaBoyStrato 7 лет назад +193

      Blake Griffins fast but satisfying?

    • @GriffinPilgrim
      @GriffinPilgrim 7 лет назад +145

      Cynical, often criticised but still wildly popular?

    • @gaiamatt6574
      @gaiamatt6574 7 лет назад +103

      Starts fast and sometimes climaxes when you don't expect it?

    • @ComicWriter-ml3qt
      @ComicWriter-ml3qt 7 лет назад +47

      Blake Griffins hell of a mess and not worth the effort like making a nice delicious sandwich but putting a turd on it

    • @lastboss4268
      @lastboss4268 7 лет назад +79

      Exaggerating every last flaw ever but still fair?

  • @guyver441
    @guyver441 7 лет назад +32

    "They got someone else to do it!"
    ROFL!

  • @mohamednur1743
    @mohamednur1743 7 лет назад +300

    Glad to see yatzee likes the game. It's an actual great game if people stop focusing on it being first person

    • @drstrangelove9525
      @drstrangelove9525 7 лет назад +6

      Mohamed Nur people really hate it and I don't know why

    • @MrSetox33
      @MrSetox33 7 лет назад +5

      I hate it because it's quite annoying to gun down the same cunt 80 times, not bothered by the first person at all. I loved RE5, which Yahtzee shits on, and might give RE6 a shot as well. 7 just seems like something I really wouldn't enjoy, mainly because those monstrosities are missing, I've become accustomed to.

    • @drstrangelove9525
      @drstrangelove9525 7 лет назад +18

      Angel Fetus While yea, enemy variety is lacking it doesn't make the game bad

    • @MrSetox33
      @MrSetox33 7 лет назад +8

      Opinions differ on that, as it would seem. I'll stay clear of it, have fun with it yourself, though.

    • @drstrangelove9525
      @drstrangelove9525 7 лет назад +13

      Angel Fetus thanks for being respectful man!

  • @lushedleshen
    @lushedleshen 3 года назад +10

    I am legitimately surprised no one has made this joke yet:
    “Ummm *ackshually* Jack Baker is wielding a Thatcher, they’re not even remotely the same thing.”
    Oh lord I felt unclean channeling that energy.

  • @gordonpetten6553
    @gordonpetten6553 7 лет назад +132

    Every time the writers from RE4 hear you talk about how the went "intentionally camp" for the story... They nervously laugh, make an excuse to leave, and cry into the steering wheel on the way home.
    On a serious note, you always seem to assume it was intentional. I wonder if your opinion on the game would change at all if a writer from the game told you that was their best attempt at a serious complex drama narrative.

    • @cartoonnetworkdisneyxdsupe6864
      @cartoonnetworkdisneyxdsupe6864 6 лет назад +57

      Gordon Petten I think the assumption comes from Leon cracking jokes and one liners like an action hero as opposed to RE5 or RE6’s dramatic music scenes and attempts at the characters being upset and dramatic.

    • @PsyrenXY
      @PsyrenXY 5 лет назад +20

      "Your right hand comes off?"

    • @desfefe
      @desfefe 4 года назад +17

      @@cartoonnetworkdisneyxdsupe6864
      That is so true. We could tell Re 4 was taking the piss, especially given the fact that remake had a pretty good story and so much subtlety to the game design.

    • @RacingSnails64
      @RacingSnails64 4 года назад +6

      Gordon Petten
      it'd probably change your view of the author, but i think you could still find ironic enjoyment in the work itself. at least, i could. others are more finicky with that "ruined my childhood" mentality haha

  • @romeobelisario3190
    @romeobelisario3190 5 лет назад +11

    You gotta do the DLC where you the the crazy uncle who just punches everything and eats bugs

  • @TristanBomber
    @TristanBomber 6 лет назад +4

    1:22 - "Haha, that's a good one, Yahtz."
    1:34 - "Hey! Uh... actually... yeah, fair cop."

  • @imlaffytaffy
    @imlaffytaffy 7 лет назад +169

    The last boss is easy? I can't wait for Pat to screw that up.

    • @wolfen9113
      @wolfen9113 7 лет назад +15

      he will still talk like he knows what he's doing and will still be wrong

    • @clarehidalgo
      @clarehidalgo 7 лет назад +17

      Well the people I watched screwed it up like 8 times because the one controlling was really taking his sweet time to shoot the boss and the comment section was all "wow didn't even know you could die there"

    • @bravelordspeedo4836
      @bravelordspeedo4836 7 лет назад +11

      "Don't SHTCREW it up!"

    • @turboyabo864
      @turboyabo864 7 лет назад +5

      well the old man he kicked his ass ,and went back for some more and died .the final try for last old man part he one shot him .
      he used steriods and the old lady stomp his ass out . the final form of the old lady i think it was two trys .
      so there are only three bosses in this resident evil game . not counting the other verison of the old man and old lady and mia.
      .-.

    • @supermagnificence7503
      @supermagnificence7503 7 лет назад +7

      Best friends PLay?

  • @AaronBeDarin
    @AaronBeDarin 7 лет назад +231

    1:21 - 'Psychotic, super powered Republicans' LMFAO

    • @AaronBeDarin
      @AaronBeDarin 7 лет назад +31

      +LemonKing Oddities Hey... How's that vote going for you? How does it feel to know that you elected a Russian puppet?
      Don't worry, though.. Seats are coming up.. You'll lose those, too.

    • @AaronBeDarin
      @AaronBeDarin 7 лет назад +20

      LemonKing Oddities #Triggered
      Welcome to the Internet. If you talk shit you'll get it back. :)

    • @AaronBeDarin
      @AaronBeDarin 7 лет назад +16

      LemonKing Oddities Let me guess... Republican? :)
      If the answer is yes, then I can understand how my reference would cause you pain. If the answer is no, then you need a lot more troll training, son :)
      Pull up a chair.

    • @AaronBeDarin
      @AaronBeDarin 7 лет назад +14

      Scroll up, son. You're outnumbered :)
      My original statement was simply a timestamp in the video I found to be amusing. You're the one having a tantrum. My five year old does that.
      Like I said... Pull up a chair. You have a lot to learn

    • @Tacoman2341
      @Tacoman2341 7 лет назад +16

      got a picture of his comments I want to see them. he deleted them...

  • @My_Naginta
    @My_Naginta 3 года назад +7

    Resident Evil 8 asks if you want a recap
    Most people : yes
    Me, an intellectual : Yahtzee

  • @AFancyHippo
    @AFancyHippo 7 лет назад +6

    100 % accurate review of the game. I am a long time RE fan, and agree that 4 was the best and still replay it today. 7 Was very good, but replayability is not there at all. Well done Yahtzee.

  • @brainflash1
    @brainflash1 7 лет назад +44

    At least SOMEBODY in the GOP followed through on their chants of "lock her up"
    But it turns out they got the wrong 'her'.

    • @Veolynn13
      @Veolynn13 7 лет назад +7

      brainflash1 rip in pizza
      michael flynn's career
      ding dong the wicked witch is going to fucking prison

    • @Nothing-ch3dw
      @Nothing-ch3dw 7 лет назад +1

      Ha pizza

  • @DrFrankenMax
    @DrFrankenMax 4 года назад +26

    Yahtzee: "They'll probably fuck it up one of two ways: bringing back old characters..."
    Capcom: *looks up from their Resi Evil 3 remake* "You say something?"

    • @desfefe
      @desfefe 4 года назад +1

      Remake 2 was a good game, remake 3, well.... Is that even considered close to survival horror anymore?

    • @demonintellect9834
      @demonintellect9834 4 года назад

      Well they did bring back old characters in the dlc...

    • @DrFrankenMax
      @DrFrankenMax 4 года назад

      @@demonintellect9834 Not to mention the two entire ass remakes that came out after this

    • @MrGamelover23
      @MrGamelover23 4 года назад

      @@DrFrankenMax he said characters nobody cares about.

    • @DrFrankenMax
      @DrFrankenMax 4 года назад

      @@MrGamelover23 You give a shit about Lara Whats-Her-Tits the STAR example of someone who doesn't know how to do their fucking job??

  • @hicky0000
    @hicky0000 7 лет назад +3

    All your reviews are usually great but this one is probably your best one in a while. The jokes were really well crafted, i laughed non stop the whole review

  • @avalon629h
    @avalon629h 7 лет назад +4

    I've payed RE since RE1 came out on PS1. This is the first time in a long time that I actually felt tense playing a RE game. I had to really think about when to fight and when to run. great game!!

  • @TheTrueNehme
    @TheTrueNehme 7 лет назад +34

    So.. He didn't get to the ending where knock-off Chris Redfield saves you in an Umbrella helicopter?

  • @Uroste
    @Uroste 7 лет назад +12

    It was like the lovechild of silent hill 2 + texas chainsaw massacre + Last of us.

    • @poop1234794
      @poop1234794 7 лет назад +7

      With a sprinkle of Evil Dead.

  • @maartenboy37
    @maartenboy37 3 года назад +7

    For those new here: He really liked it.

  • @Smommasboy
    @Smommasboy 7 лет назад +2

    Yahtzee has the incredible super power to come up with just the most WTF amazing similes and metaphors. "I would have been pleasantly surprised by a dead prawn in a sock"... beautiful.

  • @ViewtifulJae
    @ViewtifulJae 7 лет назад +6

    The final fight with the father was rendered unchallenging seeing how I conveniently switched out the flamer for the grenade launcher I basically defeated him in seconds because of it

  • @dogger9935
    @dogger9935 7 лет назад +2

    Your videos are always extraordinarily spot on.

  • @halflifeger4179
    @halflifeger4179 7 лет назад +3

    I love how positive this review was. Goes to show how good the game is.

  • @OmeagaEceer
    @OmeagaEceer 7 лет назад +2

    Hello, just a friendly reminder that the shows name, 'Zero Punctuation', is a reference to how fast Yahtzee talks.

  • @eremiss4771
    @eremiss4771 7 лет назад +49

    Glad to hear even Yahtzee things the game was worthwhile!

    • @tcrpgfan
      @tcrpgfan 7 лет назад

      He has lots of games he likes. He's a soulsborne fan, he's a fan of Silent Hill 2, Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, etc., he just likes putting games through the wringer because he says 'I try to be as negative as fuck about a game because I want to have game developers have high standards for themselves.'

  • @goneforgood443
    @goneforgood443 7 лет назад

    No homo man, but I seriously fucking love your reviews and your videos. You're one of only two people I actually respect as a reviewer.

  • @viyhexe131
    @viyhexe131 7 лет назад +4

    Considering a guy named Redfield shows up by the end of the game, I think we all know how they're going to fuck it up again.

  • @ynborthezaftig8426
    @ynborthezaftig8426 7 лет назад +2

    Farmer Shovel-Fuck
    3:11

  • @matthewroddick9737
    @matthewroddick9737 3 года назад +4

    Actually, the only permanent damage to Ethan was that boot to the face.

  • @scissormon
    @scissormon 7 лет назад

    Madhouse mode Jack is "evade the scary hillbilly" on steroids. He follows you everywhere and patrols everywhere.

  • @NorthernPyro
    @NorthernPyro 3 года назад +3

    "Skinny lady who shits wasps" I'm sorry, *what?*

  • @ViewtifulJae
    @ViewtifulJae 7 лет назад

    The way you described your usage of the trigger bombs at the end is literally how I handled the last half of the game plant bomb wait for them to approach and boom

  • @Whatever4690
    @Whatever4690 7 лет назад +23

    Diversity is good, it must be because politicians say it all the time.

  • @Ike_of_pyke
    @Ike_of_pyke 7 лет назад +1

    2:10 THANK YOU, to me being able to fight back but finding out its completely useless to do so by conventional means is more scarier then not being able to fight at all.

  • @MechaEmperor7000
    @MechaEmperor7000 7 лет назад +7

    How to erase any sort of horror from any game:
    Have Yahtzee butcher it.

  • @c-secofficer123
    @c-secofficer123 4 года назад

    Side note- I think this Robert Hadenfield ad is the ONLY RUclips ad I’ve watched from start to finish every time it’s on

  • @wokedog1799
    @wokedog1799 3 года назад +5

    This is what british people think rural america has, and it's what rural america wishes it had

  • @azimnazlen8564
    @azimnazlen8564 3 года назад +1

    Psycho girlfriend, texas chainsaw massacre, Shambling zombies, SAW, monster flick and possessed child. They pretty much have all the classic horror tropes in one game.

  • @williamruiz4571
    @williamruiz4571 4 года назад +3

    RE 4 is the best... of course it is!

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 7 лет назад +2

    I described this game to my dad as the thing meets deliverance

  • @TisTheWay
    @TisTheWay 3 года назад +15

    Lol they did screw the series up by bringing Chris back... lol

  • @TheImperiusv
    @TheImperiusv 3 года назад +1

    Having finally gotten around to playing this game, I agree they mostly do a good job signaling when you're supposed to stop running and fight the family members. The exception was the final time you fight Marguerite: it took me a few minutes of running around to realize there was nowhere to go and I had to fight her.

  • @jackhill9803
    @jackhill9803 7 лет назад +135

    You aren't going to believe who is awesome!!!
    First 2 words

    • @Viclis_
      @Viclis_ 7 лет назад +43

      well I guess that's one way to change it up

    • @farmerboy916
      @farmerboy916 7 лет назад +14

      Are you from 2010? Probably the last time I saw that format used

    • @bloomingteratoma
      @bloomingteratoma 7 лет назад +9

      Dead meme.

    • @rumplstiltztinkerstein
      @rumplstiltztinkerstein 7 лет назад +8

      dead meme but managed to get revived just like re series

    • @someguy4258
      @someguy4258 6 лет назад +1

      Finally something fucking original.

  • @Yupppi
    @Yupppi 2 года назад +2

    You sort of predicted what would happen. All hail Yahtzee.

  • @alienated8113
    @alienated8113 3 года назад +5

    well they did bring back Chris for village

    • @93MANIAC
      @93MANIAC 3 года назад +4

      I can't wait to see what he's going to punch this time

  • @TheAsylumCat
    @TheAsylumCat 7 лет назад

    did you do a second run-through on madhouse? because they do switch things around and the molded are more terrifying when they shuffle at you with unatural speed, I was actually more scared the second time around. though the amount of damage they do is ridiculous.

  • @populatethemoon
    @populatethemoon 7 лет назад +55

    God forbid an action game set in Africa had a predominant amount of black enemies.

    • @Veolynn13
      @Veolynn13 7 лет назад +11

      PopulateTheMoon should've done what MGSV did then and just give everyone machine guns and walker mechs. boom, no more racism allegations.

    • @SpankSandwitch99
      @SpankSandwitch99 7 лет назад +22

      Captain Doomsday they're Japanese creators, so apparently yeah

    • @JimHawking-
      @JimHawking- 7 лет назад +7

      Eh hum. "Sheva"

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 7 лет назад +6

      Maybe if they didn't try to kill you with spears

    • @psychocrysis2
      @psychocrysis2 6 лет назад +13

      It wasn't the black enemies really. It was the fact that the swamp levels had literally spearchucking tribals and firebreathing shamans, which would be fine on their own but combined with the "realistic" depiction of a poor African township in the beginning comes off as really racist.

  • @lordtaco7432
    @lordtaco7432 7 лет назад +1

    "Farmer Shovel fuck", Yeah that's about accurate. Still scary as hell though.
    I really wish that Capcom un-fucks themselves and make another Resident Evil 4. I don't mean remake it, though that would make me cream my pants, I mean take what made Resident evil 4 great and expand on it in a new game.

  • @Niall487
    @Niall487 7 лет назад +32

    just pointing its, its parasitoid wasps not parasitic wasps, theres a difference

    • @alsikepike5686
      @alsikepike5686 7 лет назад +1

      What's the difference?

    • @Niall487
      @Niall487 7 лет назад +13

      AlsikePike loads of parasites can live on or in 1 host but usually only parasitoid can, parasitoids almost always kill their host while parasites most often dont

  • @seanpeacock4290
    @seanpeacock4290 7 лет назад

    after watching hours of Yatzee's game reviews I have to speed up every other video on the internet. I love it.

  • @Steidemeister56
    @Steidemeister56 7 лет назад +5

    Is Nioh also getting reviewed?

    • @gaiamatt6574
      @gaiamatt6574 7 лет назад

      It's dark souls in Japan, of course he's going to review it

    • @siliusblack2836
      @siliusblack2836 7 лет назад +3

      Gaiamatt No it is Japan's Dark Souls in Japan! I mean Japan-Japan, you understand!

    • @DnDorBust
      @DnDorBust 7 лет назад

      Silius Black so it's like ninja gaiden

  • @FlymanMS
    @FlymanMS 7 лет назад

    "Well, it's set in rural America where it's fuck all to do in the winter except build another house" - now it makes sense to me.

  • @thehavoccompany-a3
    @thehavoccompany-a3 5 лет назад +4

    Making fun of both sides of the political aisle.
    *Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.*

  • @jasonhasenfus6090
    @jasonhasenfus6090 Год назад

    So I had this thought of a way to combine the whole outlast gameplay where you run and hide from the monsters along with the resident evil thing here you can actually fight. Make it so combat is discourage. And I don’t mean like make ammo scarce or the enemies are bullet sponges. But in where the player character can barely fight. Where he’s the average Joe who has never fired a gun is his life so when you get the gun your aim is shaky so you can barley aim. You don’t know how to dampen the recoils so depending on what weapon you have your arms are their flung back or you get thrown on your ass. And the reloads times are long since you character barley knows how to reload. So combat is an option but you can barley shoot since the protagonist doesn’t know how to use a gun. You could have some kinda progression where their A:the more you sue the gun the more the character learns and adapts. Or B: you can find instruction booklet on how to reload more effectively and proper stances. You don’t get to a point where it’s becomes and shoot fest but you can at least defend yourself just enough so you don’t get devoured.

  • @singularityghost6290
    @singularityghost6290 7 лет назад +7

    I'm surprised he liked it at all. I hated it, there was almost no suspense, the best horror they had was jump scares, and the insane survivability of the main character made the game trivial. Not to mention everything hinged on a plot thread that made no sense (why do I care about my wife who abandoned me? Why would I choose her the murderer over the woman who has been helping me?) and also had no agency for the player. The major choice in the plot is a non choice, the game ends just about the same either way

    • @Starcraftgamer97
      @Starcraftgamer97 7 лет назад +1

      Heretek To me Zoe withheld. vital info and the other would make that take priority. Though there still was jack shit that made that choice relevant. It was literally the final nail in the coffin for me and the game, which had numerous issues throughout it. I honestly felt like my 60 bucks was wasted. The dlc released a week afterwards is like a shit covered knife being twisted in my back.

    • @Starcraftgamer97
      @Starcraftgamer97 7 лет назад

      Heretek Also yeah: I was expecting more than just atmosphere but they did nothing to capitalize on it. All those jumpscares were crap and predictable, the writing trivial, and even if I played this on Madhouse it wouldn't be better. Enemies just get tankier, faster, one hit kill you, and chase you. When I know everything is there, it gets ruined. Enemies like the Bakers can rarely be used in such small settings effectively.

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 6 лет назад +1

      Heretek 1. Because she went missing. She did not abandon you
      2. Because she is your wife and did all those things while under mind control
      3. It does not end the same way, though I get what your are saying. Mia either dies and all your effort have been for naught or you save her so you can go home and plow her while the dog stands in the corner and watches you.

  • @ryancarter2959
    @ryancarter2959 6 лет назад

    Farmer shovel-Fuck. I love it 😂

  • @stereoberrys8928
    @stereoberrys8928 7 лет назад +34

    nut

  • @Ridders-yh4nf
    @Ridders-yh4nf 7 лет назад

    finish work, put youtube on and this is in my newsfeed been waiting for this review for awhile nice one yahtzee well worth the wait

  • @dragonstormer115
    @dragonstormer115 7 лет назад +8

    That's it folks, see you next week !

  • @General_Dave_1
    @General_Dave_1 7 лет назад +1

    I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR TOO LONG, Time to watch.

  • @amarantine1323
    @amarantine1323 7 лет назад +3

    "Bringing back previous resident evil characters no one cares about" Bruh the best thing about resident evil (in my opinion) was that it stayed with familiar charters that you know and love. Resident Evil for the very beginning has also been cheesy campy horror. It was scary at times but funny at others with the bad acting and dialogue. All together I find the series very charming as long as you don't take it too seriously. I hated that 7 had nothing to do with the original characters.

    • @randomguy6679
      @randomguy6679 7 лет назад +3

      amarantine1323 who cares, the old characters sucked anyways

  • @Costinmusca
    @Costinmusca 7 лет назад +2

    A wonderful review as always! :))

  • @professorwho6315
    @professorwho6315 7 лет назад +3

    Sigh...
    RE Classic Fans: "Meh, RE4 was okay, but was really the beginning of the end. Bring back Code:Veronica or RE Remake!"
    Literally everyone else: "RE4..." *fap fap fap fap fap*

    • @nicklong27
      @nicklong27 7 лет назад

      pls tell me you are joking? They did it back in 2012 or so on PS3 AND 360...

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 7 лет назад +4

      There are two types of people: Those who've played RE4, and assholes.

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 7 лет назад +2

      I've heard a LOT of dissent about the gameplay, and the POINT of the story, as Yahtzee even noted, is that they realized their lines are cheesy and overdone, so they played into it by giving the game an action movie plot.
      Is it true 5 gives you an assistant who picks up every mine you lay down because she thinks she's helping?

  • @Doughboy123x
    @Doughboy123x 7 лет назад +2

    1:28 - Thank you.

  • @kallistos87
    @kallistos87 3 года назад +3

    Well well well, they did fuck it up with Village so they better rereboot the whole thing with the next one 😛

    • @potface6445
      @potface6445 3 года назад +3

      Not fucked up

    • @li-limandragon9287
      @li-limandragon9287 2 года назад

      Nah Village is fun, Yahtzee just is picky over particular elements he likes about RE and the previous characters are not among his favourites.

  • @Babypunterlul
    @Babypunterlul 5 лет назад

    3:10 "Farmer Shovelfuck" Nice gonna be using that.

  • @gameguys6402
    @gameguys6402 5 лет назад +3

    Never really liked re7
    I got passed the Garage and I never played it after that
    To me it wasn't a resident evil game
    It was a Outlast game with a Resident Evil slapped on the front of it

    • @TheCyclicGamer
      @TheCyclicGamer 4 года назад +1

      You call RE7 can outlast game yet the only thing it has in common with outlast is the first person perspective. Plus you have no right to even criticize the game if you haven't even finished it yet.

  • @coachrenaldo
    @coachrenaldo 7 лет назад +1

    2:54-3:01 this pretty much describes every creepypasta killer.

  • @martindrengenxbox360
    @martindrengenxbox360 7 лет назад +6

    RE5 wasn't racist at all though.

  • @ShavingcowStudios
    @ShavingcowStudios 7 лет назад +1

    Wow, this one was exceptionally good! Great job!

  • @Starcraftgamer97
    @Starcraftgamer97 7 лет назад +3

    A half decent story? I have seen fanfiction less boring and contrived as this. My high school creative writing class had better writing done it it. Horror? Yeah, if cheap ass and predictable jumpscares count as horror now a days. The atmosphere was hands down the best part of this but nothing capitalized on it. I am easily the most easy to scare people on the planet and this game got me a total of...1 time maybe? Maybe 2?
    Was not well done in my opinion so it is subjective like everything else.
    *dives into hateproof bunker*

    • @Nothing-ch3dw
      @Nothing-ch3dw 7 лет назад +2

      In less you're Edgar Allen Poe then please take a seat.

    • @SpankSandwitch99
      @SpankSandwitch99 7 лет назад +1

      Starcraftgamer97 I guess I'm one of the few that considers being chased by a monster (the only jump scare there was blasting through a wall) to be horror

    • @noonenowhere877
      @noonenowhere877 5 лет назад

      Unpopular opinion: Jumpscares are as legitimate a horror technique as anything else.

  • @simplybalderdash6286
    @simplybalderdash6286 7 лет назад +1

    quality video lad, been waiting on this one

  • @judyhopps9380
    @judyhopps9380 7 лет назад +11

    MAGA

    • @DanaTheInsane
      @DanaTheInsane 6 лет назад +4

      An impeachment would do that right away.

  • @will88TFs4Life
    @will88TFs4Life 2 года назад +1

    I wish there were more trap bombs, they were my favourite type of weapon and I would have definitely needed some more for those last 2 fat molded.

  • @godihopethisnottaken
    @godihopethisnottaken 7 лет назад

    The best part is when you realize that the remote bombs don't have a large enough blast radius to hurt you. I almost died laughing watching my friend run up to monsters, put a bomb between their legs, and BOOM! Without any backing away, it looked like a speedrun.

  • @russianspy5307
    @russianspy5307 7 лет назад +1

    A dead prawn in a sock is my favourite game so far this year

    • @dylanbreheny4359
      @dylanbreheny4359 7 лет назад

      At least it didn't have any quick time events.

    • @peardude8979
      @peardude8979 7 лет назад

      Dylan Breheny Or a season pass!

  • @Lung__
    @Lung__ 7 лет назад

    Yes the skinny crab lady who shits wasps is hard but you forgot to mention the father who turns into a giant head and eyeball monster when you're about to escape. only after that is it a series of quicktime events.

  • @lonewulv13
    @lonewulv13 3 года назад +2

    Oh man I can't wait for the RE8 review...

  • @joshportal2808
    @joshportal2808 7 лет назад

    Try playing it on Madhouse mode. The Baker's run and follows you where ever you go, except the save areas. All the areas that give extra ammo give little to no ammo. The creatures are harder to kill and kill you quicker. Plus you can be killed while doing a time stopped puzzle. You also have limited saves like in Residents evil one. You will be blocking a lot more too.

  • @justinz.3993
    @justinz.3993 7 лет назад

    Me (slowly reaching for a hat with 'dunce' on it): what's a trigger mine?