A͏s͏mongold Reacts To "Tales From TheVarus" | By Internet Historian

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  • @AsmonTV
    @AsmonTV  4 года назад +735

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    • @raviospagetio1444
      @raviospagetio1444 4 года назад +16

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    • @Chnumpen
      @Chnumpen 4 года назад +2

      Any chance of Asmongold plays Nioh?

    • @esongiba
      @esongiba 4 года назад +10

      cat dany and daily dose of asmongold are my favourite 2 editors, they're lighting fast and they give so much credit to the original creator

    • @J0NB11O6
      @J0NB11O6 4 года назад

      Can't you get in trouble for showing the dudes man tits on stream?

    • @Raindrops4891
      @Raindrops4891 4 года назад +1

      wow account just got banned for the name HugeBeauxner plz help

  • @pg40987
    @pg40987 4 года назад +3394

    I'm Italian. Fun fact: people never got the toilet paper fear; instead, they started raiding for pasta. No, it's not a stereotype. They took every single box they could from the shelves, except ONE KIND: Barilla's Penne Lisce. The brand became a living joke.
    Italians would rather starve, rather than be forced to buy them.

  • @williamhutsch851
    @williamhutsch851 4 года назад +3639

    If all ads were like this, ad blocker wouldnt exist.

    • @Riotlight
      @Riotlight 4 года назад +373

      Internet Historians ads are the only sponsored ads i dont skip. You just know they are going to be good.

    • @ComfortableTool86
      @ComfortableTool86 4 года назад +69

      lost it at the snako pitu

    • @Zukoiu
      @Zukoiu 4 года назад +8

      I cannot like your comment enough.

    • @george_denbrough
      @george_denbrough 4 года назад +14

      Ad blocker exists for more than just inconvenient ads bud

    • @svampen7782
      @svampen7782 3 года назад +7

      That is true, it is like extra content but its an Ad.

  • @rnkeene86
    @rnkeene86 4 года назад +2173

    Shes my girlfriend, I'm not her boyfriend though - VPN ad was great

    • @rusandruu
      @rusandruu 4 года назад +348

      @@youtubesuresuckscock No, it was actually very funny. It was objectively better and more entertaining than most ads. But why do you need to be so negative and frustrated with someone else's oppinion? Why would you call him a shill and an idiot?

    • @Overphased
      @Overphased 4 года назад +120

      Yeah it was fantastic, what made it for me is that (lorewise) it's a continuation of his previous nordvpn ad

    • @TayTheDay
      @TayTheDay 4 года назад +7

      Internet Historian =/= Big Money Salvia

    • @gungnir5031
      @gungnir5031 4 года назад +155

      @@rusandruu it made fun of stalkers and people with parasocial relationships. So maybe he finds it too close to home

    • @Zorooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
      @Zorooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 4 года назад +36

      He comments on other asmongold videos just hating, lol. Just ignore him.

  • @orlandosilva6665
    @orlandosilva6665 4 года назад +514

    "This is soo disgusting and degenerate...I love it!"
    -gold,Asmon 2020.

    • @muffinman2546
      @muffinman2546 4 года назад +4

      Does this mean he has achieved acceptance in Anime and Furry videos with Mediashare? ;D

    • @galfinsp7216
      @galfinsp7216 2 года назад +5

      4:57 marking it for those curious.

  • @gg_Zay
    @gg_Zay 4 года назад +1021

    "Every problem that we have, is made worse by media." -Asmongold 2020 More true words have ever spoken about one of the main problems in the world today.

    • @furydeath
      @furydeath 4 года назад +20

      unless it's something trump says then its 100% true * sips bleach smoothie *

    • @XxBluerainxX
      @XxBluerainxX 4 года назад +66

      I miss when breaking news were important things like the Berlin wall coming down, 9/11 etc. Now it's always breaking news. It's designed to get you hooked and you need to constantly check it all the time. Instead of important issues being conveyed to the public it's now how to make the most clicks.

    • @WieldMyWord
      @WieldMyWord 4 года назад +18

      Funny thing thought there is a lot of news that are also being suppressed because they don't want people to develop a certain bias.

    • @gg_Zay
      @gg_Zay 4 года назад +2

      @@XxBluerainxX TRUTH.

    • @gg_Zay
      @gg_Zay 4 года назад +8

      @@WieldMyWord true! the people who own the media want you to think a certain way so that they can keep you in their little bubble. Media is basically mind control. ;)

  • @goratron1
    @goratron1 2 года назад +297

    I was working at a military base at the time in Australia, it was hilarious because toilet paper and liquid soap theft got really bad on base to the point that during the day the MP's were lined up at the exit gates checking 1 out of 2 cars for hidden toilet paper and soap that had been stolen. I knew guys working government jobs, jobs that are nearly impossible to lose, losing their jobs because they were caught stealing large amounts. Hysteria is the word to describe it.

    • @thevilemace6121
      @thevilemace6121 2 года назад +15

      That’s insane

    • @CptSlow89
      @CptSlow89 Год назад +3

      Yeah government jobs are the best, just like in Serbia. You do nothing for 8hrs a day and get paid.

    • @esmeecampbell7396
      @esmeecampbell7396 Год назад

      It's crazy. What a time! I honestly wish I could go back...

    • @louis-etiennebelangergagno5514
      @louis-etiennebelangergagno5514 Год назад

      Imagine being scared of using water on your ass smh

    • @Kunk_Manjeroon
      @Kunk_Manjeroon 11 месяцев назад

      My parents are GSA employees, and it’s a little hard to lose your American government job unless if you smoke weed or commit a crime. My parents invited me to their apartment every weekend, and when I came on one weekend, they had just stacks of toilet paper. I asked if they were dumb, and they said that if they weren’t gonna take it, they probably wouldn’t have any, which turned out true the next weekend when I went to get some and instead had to buy handsoap and wipes instead. The stupid and the hysterical manage to bring us down to their level every time something like this happens. I asked my parents if they had missing toilet paper at work and it turns out people were put on leave for taking roles home.

  • @jordiemetie950
    @jordiemetie950 4 года назад +257

    Was waiting for this one :) knew it would come

    • @fbi8801
      @fbi8801 4 года назад +4

      Samme

    • @Unturned_Survivor
      @Unturned_Survivor 4 года назад +2

      We all knew and waited

    • @YeeT-hx6kj
      @YeeT-hx6kj 4 года назад

      Me Too

    • @charliem5604
      @charliem5604 4 года назад

      Same and this is probably my favorite Internet Historian video by far

    • @Dead25m
      @Dead25m 4 года назад +2

      @@charliem5604 Engoodening of No Man's Sky is my absolute favourite, nothing can touch that imo. But the ad was the best he's had so far, i fucking died.

  • @WelloBello
    @WelloBello 4 года назад +796

    “The media said it wasn’t fake so I assumed it was fake.”
    Bruh.

    • @GiRR007
      @GiRR007 4 года назад +62

      only way to live

    • @GaspataGhast
      @GaspataGhast 3 года назад +152

      Imagine believing the media no matter what bruh

    • @brianlam5847
      @brianlam5847 3 года назад +71

      @@GaspataGhast Imagine not fact checking media

    • @aidensnew8562
      @aidensnew8562 3 года назад +120

      @@brianlam5847 imagine the media publishing virtually anything they want with zero legal repercussions... oh wait.

    • @brianlam5847
      @brianlam5847 3 года назад +5

      @@aidensnew8562 Thats perfectly fine, fact check it yourself.

  • @Speakeazi
    @Speakeazi 4 года назад +674

    chat: THIS IS AMERICA
    video: Literally talking about Australia

    • @defaulted9485
      @defaulted9485 4 года назад +34

      @@NachozMan At least we got the fun Hivemind KKona clap kappa
      Seriously, I'm not using Twitch nor 4chan but they sure do have more fun than other hiveminds.

    • @mostevil1082
      @mostevil1082 4 года назад +35

      Most of the clips were from America. Aussies aren't that fat.

    • @jagerzaku9160
      @jagerzaku9160 4 года назад +6

      Nachoz Man twitch chat is the opposite of 4chan it’s far closer to Reddit or IFunny

    • @george_denbrough
      @george_denbrough 4 года назад +6

      Same shit happened in America bud

    • @bingitybong6518
      @bingitybong6518 4 года назад

      Nachoz Man Next thing you’re gonna say is What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch I’ll have you know

  • @alo754
    @alo754 4 года назад +278

    Oh god, the zoom harassment brought me back to vent days. Funny shit.

    • @AdventurerOfOblivion
      @AdventurerOfOblivion 4 года назад +9

      @@joeldoxtator9804 Johnny!..... He's back!

    • @wolvAUS
      @wolvAUS 4 года назад +6

      ring in ere last night

    • @Nachokinz
      @Nachokinz 4 года назад +2

      Peggy Forever.

    • @AhsimNreiziev
      @AhsimNreiziev 4 года назад +2

      @Equis Igreigazeta
      That guy's antics sure were funny.
      A lot less funny a story about what can happen if you publicly post your Zoom Room key: some sicko streaming child porn into the session for everybody to see. This happened to some acquaintances of my mum's. One of whom was a victim of child sexual abuse herself.

    • @legendarymarston9174
      @legendarymarston9174 4 года назад +1

      @@AhsimNreiziev that's messed up 🤢

  • @Human1337
    @Human1337 4 года назад +321

    "Is it worth my channel" thanks for that

  • @catkin1671
    @catkin1671 4 года назад +353

    So, that whole send the excess food to Africa is a thing that the EU does and it's incredibly damaging in the long run. If the EU countries have enough bumper crops to "donate" food (economists call it dumping) to African nations, chances are that at least the northern bits of Africa had a good year too. In comes the EU food for free, undercutting African farmers and often shutting them down since many African farmers unfortunately live crop to crop. This perpetuates a cycle where in the bad years Africa can't afford to feed itself because they didn't make enough profit from the good years to plant the next batch of crops. It's short-term charity made with the best intentions (probably) but it's ultimately unhealthy.

    • @RanEncounter
      @RanEncounter 4 года назад +17

      Do you understand that African countries do not have the logistics and funding to supply food to places in need? How is this so hard to understand? Building infrastucture and getting Africans to the level of education to use it is a real problem you know. You take for granted things like proper roads and airports in all places. It is a logistical nighmare to get suplies to the right place most of the time.

    • @Traditional_American
      @Traditional_American 4 года назад +64

      That's why welfare dependence is so damaging.

    • @catkin1671
      @catkin1671 4 года назад +33

      Different economic principle entirely. Applying macroeconomics to microeconomics doesn't always translate. You can't compare dumping to something like a universal minimum income or benefits. You see, dumping happens in "the good years." It fulfills the need of ridding an economy of excess where benefits address a completely different problem. It's not just something that happens to poor countries either. China crashed the EU solar panel and steel industries for example by flushing it with cheap materials. The powerful countries like the EU and the US get to protect our econonmy from that with tarriffs and import regulations but Africa can't prevent food dumping without stopping genuine charitable efforts. If the EU donated that amount of food in years of famine, it wouldn't harm the African economies the same way.

    • @Th3Kingism
      @Th3Kingism 4 года назад +43

      Yep, it's a good sentiment to try to help but in actuality it basically makes Africans even more dependent on western nations for aid which is bad for every country there in the long run, it's one of those roads to hell that's paved with good intentions.

    • @vivi-fe5rj
      @vivi-fe5rj 4 года назад +20

      Plus, the individual farmers do NOT have the financial capacity to ship tons of food. They already are losing money, so unless they receive money to ship the food, it's ludicrous to ask them to ship goods across the world. How is most of chat this oblivious to the blindingly obvious?

  • @griffca4814
    @griffca4814 4 года назад +150

    "Random big old dude"
    That was WWE Superstar Ryeback. He had almost half a million people watch him zoom bomb people.

    • @Ren3gaid
      @Ren3gaid 4 года назад +8

      500.000 people?? DUDE how is it possible that the other billions don't know him

    • @defaulted9485
      @defaulted9485 4 года назад +21

      @@Ren3gaid Dude... did you just jump three zeros like a clown jumping through hoops?

    • @SSJFutureGohan62093
      @SSJFutureGohan62093 4 года назад +6

      Was Ryback actually Zoom-bombing people? That clip was from an ASMR eating video he did lol, some one just splashed it in there.

  • @baystorm94
    @baystorm94 4 года назад +442

    God, I`m crying tears of laughter from the zoom guy.

    • @RicardoNirep
      @RicardoNirep 4 года назад +70

      ONGUGUNGENGEN VILLAGE

    • @nineironspitfire
      @nineironspitfire 4 года назад +49

      Yeah, twomad is fucking hilarious

    • @jonrambo1774
      @jonrambo1774 4 года назад +2

      It’s nelks video if you wanna watch the whole thing :)

    • @nineironspitfire
      @nineironspitfire 4 года назад +31

      @@jonrambo1774 no it isn't? The zoom videos are made by twomad. Who the fuck are nelk?

    • @ThatGuy-eu2vt
      @ThatGuy-eu2vt 4 года назад +11

      @@jonrambo1774 nigga thats ma boy Twomad. who the fuck is "Nelk"

  • @lunardoeseverything5393
    @lunardoeseverything5393 3 года назад +49

    “5G... five fingers, A PENTAGRAM!”
    That jump made me giggle...

  • @Scott3387
    @Scott3387 3 года назад +27

    I haven't laughed this much (at the twogood parts) in months. I know you are having a hard time at the minute but thank you for bringing joy. I hope things work out for you.

  • @HoppingSkipper
    @HoppingSkipper 4 года назад +47

    34:38 OH GOD I ONLY JUST NOTICED THE GOLF NOISE INTERNET HISTORIAN YOU LEGEND BAHAHAHAHA

  • @kilppa
    @kilppa 4 года назад +171

    Even here in Finland I noticed that the shelves were empty of toilet paper at that time. I always just bought one 8-pack at a time as always and we never ran out, because shipments were still coming in as always. It's just that people were hoarding the stuff. I was so embarrassed, because usually we finns are quite a levelheaded bunch in general. This happened in my city of 200,000 people and we still have only had something like 140 cases. I blame social media and clickbait shit.

    • @Gorgovoid173
      @Gorgovoid173 2 года назад +16

      Your first mistake, was assuming we were "level-headed".

    • @jontobin5942
      @jontobin5942 2 года назад

      I constantly overestimate how intelligent my fellow citizens are, then Q-Anon becomes popular and I berate myself for once again assuming people couldn't be that stupid.

    • @duelgundam
      @duelgundam 2 года назад +9

      Singaporean here:
      I thought it was just an American-only problem, going "haha, those crazy westerners are at it again! God damn doomers...".
      When I went to the supermarket to buy some stuff(necessary personnel), I was actually surprised to see the shelves for TP ACTUALLY EMPTY.
      Couldn't even find a god damn sack of potatoes, either. WTF, people

    • @Legatium
      @Legatium Год назад

      @@denistardif6650 That's because people expected society to end, which does actually mean no more TP.

    • @daltooinewestwood6380
      @daltooinewestwood6380 Год назад

      I made it through the entire pandemic on a single 8 pack that I bought before it even started

  • @ElioRose
    @ElioRose Год назад +52

    Even two years later, this is still one of my favorite videos lol

  • @sacrifizzle7399
    @sacrifizzle7399 4 года назад +510

    "i feel like every problem that we have is made worse by the media"
    -Asmongold 2k20

    • @lightzpy8049
      @lightzpy8049 4 года назад +5

      The cfr are more powerful than the government

    • @chaosXP3RT
      @chaosXP3RT 4 года назад +24

      He's not wrong

    • @truewerf4413
      @truewerf4413 4 года назад +26

      2k20? jesus u kids are getting dumber by the day. just hit the damn 0 like a normal person

    • @sarcasm4371
      @sarcasm4371 4 года назад +13

      @@truewerf4413 and you're still dying every day. imagine getting upset over someone typing a k instead of a 0

    • @ThatGuy-eu2vt
      @ThatGuy-eu2vt 4 года назад +26

      @@sarcasm4371 Lets be real here, its retarded to type a "K" when typing a “0”would take the same amount of time and be easier to read.

  • @MichaelThorage
    @MichaelThorage 4 года назад +62

    It's like watching movie "Idiocracy" happening now in front of our eyes...

  • @b1nary_f1nary
    @b1nary_f1nary 4 года назад +99

    It really is heartwarming to see the cows return to the ocean :)

  • @shmee123ful
    @shmee123ful 4 года назад +115

    I'm an Aussie and I can confirm we have a talent for stealing shit. We even stole tanks from both world wars.

  • @guyfromdubai
    @guyfromdubai 4 года назад +33

    The film "Network" was ahead of its time showing the influence the news has on people, especially the classic "You've got to get mad" scene.

  • @BJ52091
    @BJ52091 4 года назад +14

    I've been waiting for this reaction! Thanks for the free entertainment, man! I appreciate your dry humor, sarcasm, and facepalms.

  • @jaehowlett9408
    @jaehowlett9408 4 года назад +50

    I work at a wal mart in a small town in Canada and even here we ran out of toilet paper and sanitization. Some person came in the day we had a shipment and ordered everything we had including what was in the back. We loaded it onto a truck from all our pallets, this was before limits

    • @DeosPraetorian
      @DeosPraetorian 4 года назад +19

      Oh one of those assholes

    • @Soggysenpai
      @Soggysenpai 4 года назад +1

      @Jonathan Soko I mean he's still gonna use it. It's not like the paper gonna rot.

  • @49thNap
    @49thNap 8 месяцев назад +21

    Rest in peace Twomad

  • @Jack-jj3zs
    @Jack-jj3zs 4 года назад +52

    Wish Asmon watched the rest of the IH video to see him thank Neil Druckmann for the "worst sequel since WWII"

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 4 года назад +7

      I missed that part in the origi video

  • @daseinz
    @daseinz 11 месяцев назад +1

    The only streamer I respect. Not only he links original video. He links the channel, other videos and ad as well. You are a rare gem mate.

  • @awesomearsam1890
    @awesomearsam1890 4 года назад +35

    I cry of laughter everytime I see twomad Zooms raids, they're so fucking funny to me

    • @deadturret4049
      @deadturret4049 5 месяцев назад

      Its a shame that he zoomed right into his grave

    • @awesomearsam1890
      @awesomearsam1890 5 месяцев назад

      @@deadturret4049 Rip troll king

  • @brandonmorris9729
    @brandonmorris9729 4 года назад +15

    There were farms in Africa. It was called rhodesia

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 4 года назад +2

      There was africa its the place constantly fucked by everyone else

    • @nccn4021
      @nccn4021 3 года назад +1

      @@Bruh-hq1hx yeah that was like 70 years ago... now they constantly fuck themselves

    • @IN-tm8mw
      @IN-tm8mw 2 года назад

      @@nccn4021 So much like every other nation on earth then?

  • @MoonlitMarch
    @MoonlitMarch 4 года назад +58

    *Most events are from Australia and EU*
    Chat: NA OMEGALUL

    • @CampaignerSC
      @CampaignerSC 4 года назад +16

      Makes you wonder just how rare intelligence actually is in the human species, huh?

    • @crysisman09
      @crysisman09 4 года назад +2

      im pretty sure it was worse in NA than EU still though, well it atleast wasnt anywhere that bad in the scandinavian countries, cant say for the rest of EU but i have heard so much shit about how it went in the states and Canada

    • @idle5089
      @idle5089 4 года назад +17

      @@crysisman09 Im pretty sure his point wasn't about whats worse where. It's how obsessed Asmon's chat is with NA. I'll admit there's a large amount of retardation in the US, but how do sentient humans sit at their keyboard typing "NA" every second of a stream even when theres nothing to do with NA going on. Do EU viewers acually find this as a good chat experience? Or do they not care because they hate NA so much.

    • @moominfin
      @moominfin 4 года назад +1

      @@idle5089 Laughing at the US never, ever gets old.

    • @lukesibley3821
      @lukesibley3821 4 года назад

      @@idle5089 People spam EU just as much

  • @HateMachinist
    @HateMachinist 4 года назад +28

    "This could have been avoided if a few Journalists had been shot in time."
    -Nikita Khrushchev

    • @deathb4bondage558
      @deathb4bondage558 4 года назад +1

      it unconstitutional to obstruct the free press buddy, you must be a communist

    • @Gebnakk
      @Gebnakk 5 месяцев назад

      Most communist thing I've ever heard on the internet.

  • @decode3667
    @decode3667 4 года назад +29

    Those monkey gang wars was insane, everyone was hiding to not be collateral damage from the wars.

  • @WambwneD
    @WambwneD 4 года назад +33

    "The media said it wasn't fake so assumed it was fake". Truly a galaxy brain among us.

  • @SuperXdrake
    @SuperXdrake 4 года назад +9

    what i love about the last video, her spraying vinegar on her lawn, she just gonna have a dead lawn and wonder wtf happend

  • @BacbaaVu
    @BacbaaVu 6 месяцев назад +13

    RIP TwoMad

    • @ShiroDia_
      @ShiroDia_ 5 месяцев назад

      I was wondering who else would be watching this and not even know that he'd passed. I found out by accident months after. It's crazy to me how it was like no one even knew he was gone?

    • @headcollecter3000
      @headcollecter3000 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@ShiroDia_ that's because he alienated everyone around him and his fans and then everyone just forgot about him. He was unhinged before he died. Sad to see.

  • @Fez8745
    @Fez8745 4 года назад +64

    25:50
    Yeah the problem with making the farms over in say africa is that while it works for a while, eventually the locals kill workers and owners, take over the farm because they think it's their 'right' as natives.
    Then since they know nothing about running a farm or growing produce it all gets destroyed and then complain and beg to have farmers come over and run the farm again.
    Literally rinse and repeat, been that way for like 100+ years from the perspective of Australia (Daily aussie farmers in africa are slaughtered)

    • @x3seal133
      @x3seal133 4 года назад +27

      I recall reading about zimbabwe farmers slaughtered and the prime minister said to not prosecute the ones that killed them. Nobody in power did anything about it.
      But imagine giving food directly to them, they will think they earn it and not farm anything or do anything productive. Once it stops, what will happen?

    • @stingerrgb2754
      @stingerrgb2754 4 года назад +6

      Clearly you have no idea what you are talking about...

    • @Masterwar15
      @Masterwar15 4 года назад +3

      @@gamerdweebentertainment1616 What fucking opposition? lmao

    • @bobtom9089
      @bobtom9089 4 года назад +3

      It kind of seems like you have a Johntron situation of too many Anti- SJW vids. I said this before and I’ll say it again Anti-SJW are just as toxic as the SJW themselves.

    • @Shiroi0moi
      @Shiroi0moi 4 года назад +2

      @@bobtom9089 "Those pesky anti-sjw's are exactly like those sjw's they like to complain about, am I right my fellow progressiv... I mean, my fellow centrists? Other side of the same coin I tell ya'll"

  • @blitzzbob5643
    @blitzzbob5643 2 месяца назад +5

    I never understood the toilet paper stupidity. A guy that lived nearby actually had his house burn down because he had so much TP in his garage. apparently fire fighters told him the fire would have just done some damage to his garage except said garage was filled with TP and fueled the fire. My neighbor who is a volunteer firefighter said its the fastest hes ever seen a house burn down. I thought it was hilarious.

  • @stefantsarev4442
    @stefantsarev4442 3 года назад +11

    "The media was actually right for once."
    Oh, journalism, what happened to you?... You used to be a noble profession.

  • @masterbeef981
    @masterbeef981 2 года назад +18

    Love the fact that people who eat food, think world hunger can be "solved" its just way too funny. Let me know when they develop a "never hungry again" pill

  • @reap2920
    @reap2920 Год назад +8

    I just love these super random and incredibly fascinating videos you somehow dig up and share with the rest of us. Never change perfection.

    • @ps5056
      @ps5056 Год назад +8

      "dig up" a 9.5 million views video. Internet Historian is way bigger than Asmon.

  • @ViscountGames
    @ViscountGames Год назад +1

    I had so many people glare at me in supermarkets because i bought like 2 boxes of 48 rolls in bulk... not to mention i would always buy toilet paper in bulk even before because its just usually cheaper

  • @xKrikket
    @xKrikket 4 года назад +33

    There were 4G conspiracies back in the day too, now people would cry if they didn't get 4G on their phones. It's not like 5G is anything new.

    • @Overphased
      @Overphased 4 года назад +7

      Same thing probably happened with radio, 2g, 3g, etc.

    • @greasey8695
      @greasey8695 4 года назад +5

      Kristian
      Bro, 5G literally came from China. It's their tech over here. They've literally been caught planting students here to steal info, they're taking our data from proxy companies like Epic Games, and their embassies are being closed due to evidence of more spying. It's not a conspiracy theory to say we should care about the origins of what we introduce into our infrastructure.

    • @greasey8695
      @greasey8695 4 года назад +5

      Miki
      That would still be just another example of China exploiting greed to get ahead, in line with using cheap labor to gain a foothold in our economies. We'd be reliant on Chinese influence for more than just Apple products and, well, most commodities.
      The idea is that China is competitive, and recognize us as their most significant economic opposition, which should make it reasonable for people to view cooperation and integration as a little odd. The microwaves frying your brain thing is nothing new either, but isn't the meat of the argument against the future of 5G.

    • @Konanzor
      @Konanzor 4 года назад +3

      @@rthmn 5G cellular networks and 5GHz wifi are different things. Confusing for sure, because on your router it's likely labelled 5G. It's referring to something altogether different though.

  • @jgoemat
    @jgoemat 2 года назад +2

    I started off thinking the TP shortage was all just the media and panic, but there were actual reasons behind it. One I hadn't thought of until someone told me was how many people were working from home. There are completely different supply chains for the toilet paper you buy in the store and the industrial stuff they sell to businesses. So people were using a lot more of the toilet paper you normally buy in a store. After a few weeks you started seeing them repackage the industrial TP and market it to retail stores, but it was a while before you could actually find Charmin because people were just using more of it because they were home more, and Charmin isn't building a new factory when the shortage was probably temporary.

  • @Kronosxviii1
    @Kronosxviii1 4 года назад +22

    26:00 Topic on shipping food to Africa, the reason why we don't is that food deteriorates to fast. If you wanted to bulk ship it over, you would need a large ship which would need an extremely expensive and very large fridge to be installed just to slow down the deterioration of the food, never mind the travel time it takes to get there. And by the time it got there you would sell it to who or even if it's for charity who would manage it all? There's no infrastructure over there to manage such an operation and the excessive heat would make the food rot faster, so when the food is off the ships you have days to spread it around before it becomes inedible, if it's not rotted already.
    Alternative, flying it over. Same fridge problem and gets there far faster but now it's extremely expensive to do so in food tonnage/shipment. A fridge system on a plane would greatly reduce the already limited capacity even more as planes have to worry about weight more so than volume. Delving into the rest of the logistics would require a calculator and I'm to lazy to do so, glhf.

    • @muropappa1
      @muropappa1 4 года назад +2

      I don't think the shipping is problem at all. We are getting bananas and other shiet from there cheap. But yeah Africas infrastructure is pretty fucked so slower to move and spread stuff there. Also management is shiet and corruption is high. But even if we managed to overcome all of these there would be still major problem, money. Even if we sold that stuff non profit still the prices would be too high for African market. It would have to be charity.

    • @soklot
      @soklot 4 года назад

      You think shipping food is a problem? Building a "fridge" ? My god, there is a plethora of food which does not need any special needs for storing.

    • @Siegram999
      @Siegram999 4 года назад

      that and no sane company owner would invest in shipping that much cargo for fucking free on a already huge loss. people use your brains

    • @Overphased
      @Overphased 4 года назад

      Wasn't there some shit that went down in Africa a few years ago where they basically told the countries that were trying to help them set up infrastructure to fuck off and they can do it on their own?

    • @Kronosxviii1
      @Kronosxviii1 4 года назад

      @@muropappa1 There are many kinds of fruits that are naturally self regulating? don't age out quickly.
      But the things we produce the most in the US like meats, corn, wheat, other vegetables and fruits require care for them to make a journey like that. And they would likely be converted into a long lasting form like Jerky, flour, etc but that still requires some care as hot(pretty much everywhere along the equator) & damp(ocean travel if using ships) weather are the worst conditions for storing foods like that.

  • @JeffGranja27
    @JeffGranja27 Год назад +4

    I love how Asmon and McConnell argue in one sentence each and then automatically agree to disagree in silence

  • @Ninetailsmaster16
    @Ninetailsmaster16 4 года назад +7

    "Over in my yard where I sprayed you can see it clearin' up" no but I can see that your grass is mega dead.

  • @ChainsawMac09
    @ChainsawMac09 4 года назад +3

    34:39 Holy shit the golf club / driver sound and Joel 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kalimeet___1524
    @kalimeet___1524 4 года назад +9

    "I think the media is agitator of public unrest" Really? You just now found that out brother?

  • @njames69
    @njames69 Год назад +1

    29:00 Stirling Cooper in the “vegan meetup” is so funny.

  • @Jetblast01
    @Jetblast01 2 года назад +4

    "Media does more harm than good."
    -This exactly.

  • @ryantwomey3463
    @ryantwomey3463 3 года назад +1

    that zoom call trolling has early ventrilo invader spam vibes and i love it get that duke nukem soundboard babeee

  • @RODBETA
    @RODBETA 4 года назад +12

    if we have 2G, 3G, 4G and 5G doesnt that mean we have a total of 14G's were literally all gonna melt from that amount of G's and thats not even counting the OG ?!?!??!

  • @triplearielinfinite2
    @triplearielinfinite2 2 года назад +1

    10:52 you could say that idea was *sharp*... THANK YOU, THANK YOU. IM HERE ALL NIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

  • @jonny12x96
    @jonny12x96 4 года назад +9

    "One nation controlled by the media" -Green Day

  • @forsene4556
    @forsene4556 4 года назад +3

    Video: 10%
    Asmongold stopping the video: 90%

    • @forsene4556
      @forsene4556 4 года назад

      @Mr.Blunt Addiction he talks for 18 minutes

  • @soesaplug5654
    @soesaplug5654 Год назад +13

    Coming from Australia, this video was 100% accurate lmfao. Idk why toilet paper but yes a lot of people even ones I know still have cupboards full of toilet paper rolls lol, for 2-3 weeks I was the workplace toilet paper bandit 💀

  • @maddoggaming1171
    @maddoggaming1171 4 года назад +3

    I used to work at a office supply store and we tried to have limits on school supplies during the "back to school" sales. like 5 kids that looked like each other would come through the line one after the other buying the same things, we weren't supposed to call out the parents so we just let it happen. People will find a way around any limitation. Lol

    • @ProzacStylings
      @ProzacStylings 10 месяцев назад

      The manager of that office supply store should probably be fired. The correct response to people buying a lot of the thing you sell with no expiration date is Thank You, and a bump in the stock ordering.

  • @raphiell8435
    @raphiell8435 4 года назад +2

    Internet Historian editing skills are Godlike fr fr

  • @martinrosendahl9134
    @martinrosendahl9134 Год назад

    One of the coolest things about Internet Historian is those sponsor ads... they're always great and very creative (and funny)... youtube creators should do this more imo...

  • @CUXOB2
    @CUXOB2 4 года назад +4

    11:06 im coming up with 32.33, repeating of course, percentage of survival.

    • @srocks94
      @srocks94 3 года назад

      That's better than we had last time.

  • @dmitriyobidin6049
    @dmitriyobidin6049 4 года назад +2

    29:06 No problem really, room creator can mute a person without his permission.

  • @rampage3337
    @rampage3337 4 года назад +30

    um... people do know that 5g is not somthing new right? like we have had 5g for a very very very long time like this is not the first time we shoot out 5g rays

    • @IamTehGuyz
      @IamTehGuyz 4 года назад +24

      No, they don't know; that's a large part of the problem. The large amount of uneducated morons is why we still have things like MLMs and all these random, baseless conspiracy theorists who still think the earth is some big flat disk and vaccines will chip us (despite having an easily tracked smartphone) and all that

    • @ThatLongHairMetalGuy
      @ThatLongHairMetalGuy 4 года назад

      Yeah and we've had cancer for a very very very long time... think about it.

    • @cenetermacaronied2489
      @cenetermacaronied2489 4 года назад

      IamTehGuyz u mean americans?

    • @JoHn-gi1lb
      @JoHn-gi1lb 4 года назад

      Bold of you assume they have a brain.

    • @fracke7588
      @fracke7588 4 года назад

      @@IamTehGuyz that conspiracy doesnt say you will be tracked it states the chip will control your actions "disconnect you from god" is what some people say. (i dont believe that conspiracy theory, just so your aware im just stating what it actually is)

  • @cannabass5729
    @cannabass5729 2 года назад +2

    Crazy how you can literally see that lady's lawn all dead in the area where she walks around and sprays the vinegar she has been doing that for a long time

  • @zombie5017
    @zombie5017 4 года назад +5

    you wont be able to un-see this, his eye brows move every time he thinks, and as he speaks.

  • @Spearra
    @Spearra 4 года назад +62

    The 5G part still pisses me off. This is why we can't have technological progress any faster than it already is. People are too mentally slow to adapt and gotta cave man anything they don't understand.

    • @AeroZeppelin-rb4pt
      @AeroZeppelin-rb4pt 4 года назад +1

      Exactly people need to wize up and get rid of 5g I'm right there with you brother we shouldn't be exposed to the Wave lengths brosif

    • @muffinman2546
      @muffinman2546 4 года назад +12

      Underrated comment.
      People would sooner throw shit at each other than to cohesively progress.
      I'm 1000% glad super powers & wizard magic don't exist. Society would be more autistic in general & you'd have to deal with more layers of bullshit.
      Leave it to social news outlets & retarded/physically deaf adults to help us drive ourselves to the fucking soil.
      -
      If crime were legal, I'd lock every one of those retards in psychiatric help which would forcefully re-educate them so that they don't continue their potato existence.

    • @saladasss2092
      @saladasss2092 3 года назад +8

      @@muffinman2546 If crime were legal, the stupid people would kill you before you could do that. Stupid peole outnumber smart ones and are unpredictable like maniacs

    • @k7332
      @k7332 2 года назад +1

      @@saladasss2092 You my friend, have learned much!

    • @assassin8636
      @assassin8636 Год назад +2

      So what are you saying here

  • @diamondz4057
    @diamondz4057 3 года назад +30

    I as a teenager in my last year of high school at the time, like all of my class mates thought the toilet paper issue was funny.
    We looked for toilet paper in stores just to laugh at the empty shelves.
    I put a picture in Discord, everyone laughed.
    It was a baby boomer problem.

    • @nolovedrjones9668
      @nolovedrjones9668 2 года назад

      Shitty assed zoomers, back at it again

    • @ijustmakeinflammatorycomme9839
      @ijustmakeinflammatorycomme9839 2 года назад

      Thats because your parents were buying it for ya bro😂😂😂 good lord kids are funny as fuck

    • @AKUJIVALDO
      @AKUJIVALDO 2 года назад

      It was funny...until you couldn't wipe anymore...
      And that is how many cats and small dogs became brown furred...and stinky.

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt Год назад

      Except. When you didn't have toilet paper.

    • @deadturret4049
      @deadturret4049 5 месяцев назад

      Bidet owners mustve been having a laugh during that.

  • @Leonadeyt
    @Leonadeyt 4 года назад +6

    One thing is for sure. In this period when everyone at home and I went out on the street, hiding from police, I never felt such fresh streets before. No pollution, clean air and birds on the roads and on trees. Best run ever.

  • @jeromee1981
    @jeromee1981 4 года назад +30

    I just went to the men's clothing department and bought a bunch of socks! Those things are washable!

    • @OriNyte
      @OriNyte 4 года назад +1

      @Jonathan Soko You're the heathen

    • @OriNyte
      @OriNyte 4 года назад +1

      @Jonathan Soko OH.... you got me sorry, i'm the heathen

  • @kylemiles8291
    @kylemiles8291 Год назад +3

    The idea that throwing a bunch of money at the problem would solve world hunger results from thinking at a 3rd grade level.

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 года назад +3

    13:23
    If someone from in 2007 told me that in the future, Prohibition style robberies would happen again but this time it would be with Toilet Paper instead of alcohol. I would've sent them to a mental asylum.
    But now, I genuinely question how humanity has managed to get this far.

  • @TisMeBc
    @TisMeBc 4 года назад +1

    that ad read was absolutely fantastic

  • @atomicfatman5000
    @atomicfatman5000 4 года назад +5

    I love how I no longer have to wait for notifications from the main channels bun instead I just gotta wait until asmon reacts to the videos

    • @Overphased
      @Overphased 4 года назад +5

      No offense and sorry if I misunderstood your comment, but if more and more people start thinking like you, we're gonna see some copyright strikes coming out . No content creater wants to lose money and viewership to react Andies. When it comes to me, I always go to the original video, give it a like and skip to the end so that youtube registers my view.

  • @ELGG1894
    @ELGG1894 4 года назад +2

    I love how chat was spamming shit about america in the beginning while it took place in Australia

  • @Yomotomen
    @Yomotomen 8 месяцев назад +5

    Rip twomad

  • @darksunpon3433
    @darksunpon3433 3 года назад +2

    You're co-host sounds like my old boss from Sonic and it's tripping me the hell out

  • @Burntheadversary
    @Burntheadversary Год назад +1

    Bro the zoom call stuff had me DEAD omg 😂💀😂

  • @LordPebble2309
    @LordPebble2309 4 года назад +8

    Yeah, there is straight up a paper storage/factory like 30 mins from my town and they sell 32 packs for like 10 bucks

    • @xxZwei
      @xxZwei 4 года назад

      cant believe why dont they use a bidet? It's like if you can only have 50 things in your life. You want a bidet and a toilet.

    • @filipraos8072
      @filipraos8072 4 года назад +1

      @@xxZwei even with it its still good to have some tp

  • @Gunlicker
    @Gunlicker 4 года назад +2

    dude in my store they actualy were told they were not allowed to order any more. also a guy was arrested for selling toilet paper out of a storage unit on amazing

  • @EzMasterKH
    @EzMasterKH 4 года назад +10

    But Asmongold..YOU'RE the media..

  • @KertaDrake
    @KertaDrake 3 года назад +2

    I worked in a fast food place at the time of the toilet paper run... People kept breaking open the dispensers to steal all the toilet paper rolls we used and then the rest of the customers kept coming up to get mad at us for it. It got so bad we had to start having the janitorial guy double as security. Note: This was USA. Australia had it the worst, but it DEFINITELY wasn't limited to them.

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 года назад +7

    Asmond : "The Media was actually right"
    _Words that would only be spoken by mankind in a post apocalyptic scenario_

  • @Erreul
    @Erreul 3 года назад +1

    26:07 That guy's character is funny dude, "Just have a billionare go over and do it!" lol

  • @dbg5744
    @dbg5744 4 года назад +23

    "Australia was a prison colony."
    True.. But so was the USA. 50,000 british convicts sent to the north american colony.

    • @averagejones3955
      @averagejones3955 4 года назад +1

      IlIlIlIlIlIl no one asked. Why are you niggas so obsessed with America.

    • @jacobiner9016
      @jacobiner9016 4 года назад

      @@averagejones3955 cause america is one of the worst example of a country that you could possibly have? Oh, and picking on youguys easy cause the USA finds a way to weasel themselves anywhere.

    • @legendarymarston9174
      @legendarymarston9174 4 года назад

      @@pascalf9602 Meh. Most countries suck if you think about it.

    • @vivi-fe5rj
      @vivi-fe5rj 4 года назад +1

      @@jacobiner9016 Economic superpower of the world > almost all other countries. Cope.

    • @jacobiner9016
      @jacobiner9016 4 года назад

      @@vivi-fe5rj economic superpower? Hardly. That's china. The USA mostly and import country, they buy things, they don't provide anything super important

  • @hinkaeger8765
    @hinkaeger8765 Год назад +2

    the paper thing happend in sweden aswelll..

  • @thatoneguy6126
    @thatoneguy6126 4 года назад +7

    I like how in the video it said the problem took place in Australia but people were spamming AMERICA .

    • @Quirrel
      @Quirrel 4 года назад +3

      Because chat is full of dumb libtards.

  • @volundrfrey896
    @volundrfrey896 2 года назад +2

    Essentially with the "hoarding" (really it's prepping/stockpiling) is that for years, decades even, the media has held the stance that anyone who even prep in the slightest is an alarmist and a weirdo. So pretty much everyone has barely enough stuff to last even the day, let alone the rest of the week, or month. Everyone should have a few extra packs of toilet paper, and a week or two of non perishable food and water. But you can't if everyone decides to buy their prepper stash on the same day.

  • @Magerquark
    @Magerquark 4 года назад +14

    I remember making fun of my parents for stocking up everything and buying 2 extra toilet paper packs, but these people even stealing are absolutely ridiculous
    What a disgrace

  • @a_skeleton_of_culture
    @a_skeleton_of_culture Год назад +1

    Here in Hungary we never had toilet paper shortage but for some reason we had a shortage on mayo and milk products.

  • @WolffyRay117
    @WolffyRay117 4 месяца назад +3

    Everyone makes fun of ppl in mid evil periods for thinking the of the most insane things for a cure but the lock down proved we haven't changed 😂

  • @immamlgproo
    @immamlgproo 2 года назад +1

    bro i feel like australia has never recovered from the toilet paper crisis, whenever I go shopping like only 10% of toilet paper is ever in stock

    • @SonOfNone
      @SonOfNone 2 года назад

      Time to invest is a bidet. 👀

  • @asdkadasjf
    @asdkadasjf 4 года назад +6

    you laugh at hoarders, but that's what the world failed at not being prepared for corona virus

    • @EminemLovesGrapes
      @EminemLovesGrapes 4 года назад

      Man I stock up on toilet paper normally because I basically pick up a cheap pack every time I went to "the shitty non-food discount chain" in my country and when corona hit I had 150 rolls stocked already.

  • @CrispyChicken38
    @CrispyChicken38 8 месяцев назад +2

    Often times people thought the toilet paper was out of stock when it was just more in the back because it was so bulky the shelves would empty quickly.

  • @tobidavis8613
    @tobidavis8613 Год назад +4

    The ironic thing with the toilet paper, is that only 6 month prior, during the Australian Wildfires, people were donating so much toilet paper to victims of the fires that there were warehouses full of toilet paper & the "charities" collecting it told people to stop sending it.
    So during the "shortage", some where in Australia, there were warehouses full of the stuff

  • @dannyk640
    @dannyk640 4 года назад +1

    Twomad: History class hell yeah.. Teacher: Robert take that off your screen! Hahahaha

  • @oraclegear1687
    @oraclegear1687 4 года назад +12

    Historian: this happened in Australia
    Chat: LMAO MURICA SO DUMB!!!

  • @ps4gamemanhacks.900
    @ps4gamemanhacks.900 4 года назад +1

    that was good dude. what is the link to that woman with the bottle and the sky thing?

  • @liselottehildegarde5367
    @liselottehildegarde5367 2 года назад +10

    As a Filipino, I was laughing so hard and felt utterly disgusted about the Toilet Paper Fiasco. Filipinos use soap and water to clean our butts whenever we poop. I personally also use soap and water to clean my vagina when I pee because the thought of just wiping it alone disgusts me. I always bring a bottle of water and soap everywhere I go. Had I not been a prolific RUclips watcher, I never would have known that Western Countries use toilet paper for cleaning their parts. It just sounds so disgusting and I never thought that anyone would be satisfied with just toilet paper.🤣