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Комментарии • 1,2 тыс.

  • @IKMcGwee
    @IKMcGwee 4 года назад +3618

    I just hated how in the beginning all the celebrities were all like "its so hard not leaving our homes." So tragic that your trapped in your 5 acre homes with your personal theaters and gyms and pools and crap.

    • @TheSilverPhoenix100
      @TheSilverPhoenix100 4 года назад +658

      The best was some on twitter calling people who wanted to return to work so they could feed their family "entitled" and that "they cant understand why people want to leave their homes when you can just have anything you need delivered to it", Celebrites have only proven how mind blowingly detatched they are from reality and how much they look down on average people

    • @legrowop3381
      @legrowop3381 4 года назад +8

      There all hypocritical pieces of shit so dont worry

    • @patd4938
      @patd4938 4 года назад +5

      they just have all those things because its normal having all those things in that community.. sad

    • @Bollindakid
      @Bollindakid 3 года назад +27

      “The greatest equalizer” LOLOL

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 3 года назад +8

      No prob in Montreal...
      Me: "I'm going [Insert place here].
      Anyone asking: "Bla-bla-bla, respect the bla of bla and have a nice bla, bla."
      Ps: Half-black French-Canadian and bilingual... Nobody gonna give me trouble with a fro' and a mask. Still male, yet being polite is enough for the trifecta of *carte blanche* ". Just saying, still being friendly and chill in my neighborhood allowed us 100% self-sustaining/handling. 👌😙👌

  • @andregon4366
    @andregon4366 4 года назад +1174

    "Made us all equal"
    - *Madonna in a bathtub of milk and rose petals.*

    • @professionalfangster1510
      @professionalfangster1510 3 года назад +22

      I'm pretty sure most Americans can afford milk and rose petals.

    • @LewdBoi
      @LewdBoi 3 года назад +104

      Imagine being american

    • @doege6263
      @doege6263 3 года назад +66

      @@professionalfangster1510 Do you understand how much milk you would need to buy to fill a bath tub? 💀

    • @ghostdragon5796
      @ghostdragon5796 3 года назад +8

      I think it'd be around 30 jugs or so

    • @jackofastora8962
      @jackofastora8962 3 года назад +80

      @@professionalfangster1510 poor people living in alleyways “Damn, why didn’t I think of that?”

  • @kleo2747
    @kleo2747 3 года назад +743

    I think Asmon is literally the only streamer I’ve watched who saw the “approved for react streamers” joke at the beginning

    • @tzuyd
      @tzuyd 2 года назад +28

      Little did he know, it WAS for him

    • @Baneofhumanity24
      @Baneofhumanity24 Год назад +28

      Really who besides Asmongold creates value-added react content. good comment,

    • @Hecatom
      @Hecatom Год назад +2

      @@Baneofhumanity24 moistcritical

    • @Shumoku438
      @Shumoku438 Год назад +15

      @@Baneofhumanity24 for real, one of the few streamers that actually pause and add meaningful commentary sometimes. I find it hilarious when people get upset at streamers for pausing and talking during a video… like dawg, just go watch the damn video then. You can pause it whenever you so choose.
      But it’s understandable if the streamer just pauses to say absolutely nothing important lol.

  •  4 года назад +1075

    Asmon reacting to him being in videos is priceless.

    • @robrobinson8597
      @robrobinson8597 4 года назад +58

      When I saw the original video I knew I had to come here.

    • @nextnetworkent
      @nextnetworkent 4 года назад +11

      It's called stroking your ego

    • @sna1466
      @sna1466 4 года назад +36

      Next Network entertainment it’s not like he knew. He just watches Internet Historian. He didn’t know that he was in the video before he watched it.

    • @BBSleepIn
      @BBSleepIn 4 года назад +31

      @@nextnetworkent it's called your a fucking buzzkill.

    • @Truthhurtz4u
      @Truthhurtz4u 4 года назад +1

      @@BBSleepIn simp much?

  • @WisdomcubeWoW
    @WisdomcubeWoW 4 года назад +5049

    The Internet Historian is at peak South Park levels of greatness right now.

    • @SaintSullys
      @SaintSullys 4 года назад +97

      Yeah to bad South Park now is peak trash

    • @TheGoodColonel
      @TheGoodColonel 4 года назад +83

      @@SaintSullys Yeah they can't outdo 2016-2020. Of course it's trash.

    • @kapybara8079
      @kapybara8079 4 года назад +28

      without the forced edginess of course

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 4 года назад +25

      As expected of someone who embraces the Korone Virus.

    • @Pain-mr2hn
      @Pain-mr2hn 4 года назад +7

      This comment is cringe

  • @thomashuizinga4618
    @thomashuizinga4618 4 года назад +524

    The China thing is dark humor and you know what they say.
    “Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.”

    • @mateoreyes6921
      @mateoreyes6921 3 года назад +3

      ¿Is bad if i laugh at it?(your comment too)

    • @thomashuizinga4618
      @thomashuizinga4618 3 года назад +47

      @@mateoreyes6921 Dude it's the Internet, you can laugh all you want

    • @ragnarock5043
      @ragnarock5043 3 года назад +36

      Dark humor is also like a good education, not everyone gets it.

    • @thomashuizinga4618
      @thomashuizinga4618 3 года назад +11

      @@ragnarock5043 Ha good one.

    • @professionalfangster1510
      @professionalfangster1510 3 года назад +2

      @@ragnarock5043 Which is why we got people thinking masks are gonna kill us.

  • @PrestonK_Productions
    @PrestonK_Productions 4 года назад +2134

    "Your competition is now a Swedish boy who reacts to funny videos on his kitchen floor."
    That Swedish boy OWNED them.

    • @Kimari94
      @Kimari94 4 года назад +7

      SIIMMPP

    • @andregon4366
      @andregon4366 4 года назад +50

      @@sammartin4639 Someone's butthurt.

    • @PrestonK_Productions
      @PrestonK_Productions 4 года назад +135

      @@sammartin4639 "Fuck anyone who's racist. Fuck anyone who's sexist. It's wrong."
      -PewDiePie 2019
      1. Donated hundreds of thousands of dollars to help disparaged Indian children.
      2. Donated tens of thousands to black lives matter.
      3. Donated 100,000 to Lebanon red cross.
      While you're sitting around patting yourself on the back for fighting imaginary nazis, he's actually done something to help the causes you think you support. Go cry in the corner, take off your fucking Superman cape, and grow up.

    • @enrymion9681
      @enrymion9681 4 года назад +54

      @@sammartin4639 Is that praise or condemnation? I can't tell.

    • @Justin-ee1mv
      @Justin-ee1mv 4 года назад +35

      @@sammartin4639 Pepega Clap WR

  • @lianaeliado
    @lianaeliado 4 года назад +809

    So basically the US became a GTA 5 server in the quarantine

    • @fungoidshaman3120
      @fungoidshaman3120 3 года назад +20

      It's basicaly a loop of Moebius strip proportions at this point.

    • @adamvifrye2690
      @adamvifrye2690 3 года назад +18

      no, new york and cali became that... this is shit that applies to new york and cali.. its a big country.

    • @badassmofocker97
      @badassmofocker97 3 года назад +3

      Yeah but not all us Texas never put up with that shit. That's why asmons so surprised.

    • @pancholopez8829
      @pancholopez8829 3 года назад +2

      @@adamvifrye2690 even then, I believe only in LA, as a Californian in the Desert Empire, things are calm here. Just blazing hot in the summer.

    • @adamvifrye2690
      @adamvifrye2690 3 года назад

      @@pancholopez8829 LA, SF, SD, which is where all the people are. or atleast the majority, its a shame that its such a big state, which basically plays to the rules of those 3 cities.

  • @TheJosefter
    @TheJosefter 4 года назад +234

    Internet Historian: Speaking of people that should be in prison... *Hollywood's best pops up*
    My sides: *launch into orbit*

  • @gripghoulshorts2503
    @gripghoulshorts2503 4 года назад +1900

    LOL trying to dodge demonetisation by calling it the varus
    *Respect*

    • @cloudwolf3972
      @cloudwolf3972 4 года назад +87

      maybe also because Nicki Minaj
      "CORONA VARUS!"

    • @Archy__
      @Archy__ 4 года назад +20

      That’ll show our reptilian overlords over at Google!!!1111

    • @wormengine
      @wormengine 4 года назад +8

      its because it sounds like that in his accent too

    • @silverhawkroman
      @silverhawkroman 4 года назад +6

      @@cloudwolf3972 its Bhad Babie... or Cardi B? dunno theyre all the same

    • @jperezjp444
      @jperezjp444 4 года назад +11

      @@MrM274 same shit

  • @krausercruz2780
    @krausercruz2780 3 года назад +312

    "there wont be a part 3 unless something ridiculous happens"
    At this point im expecting a part 5

    • @Bladedcloud6159
      @Bladedcloud6159 2 года назад +10

      Part 20 by now - probably

    • @theyoungmessiah420
      @theyoungmessiah420 9 месяцев назад

      Part 40 by now. @@Bladedcloud6159

    • @Barbarossa_F
      @Barbarossa_F 8 месяцев назад +3

      Remember to thank a democrat for this new existence

  • @CainCorvinus
    @CainCorvinus 4 года назад +514

    Missouri resident here. The name of the state is actually pronounced Misery.

    • @h0tar
      @h0tar 4 года назад +28

      That sounds about right.

    • @amuro9624
      @amuro9624 4 года назад +24

      Sounds like you need to find someone to take you out of Missouri

    • @Alphazans
      @Alphazans 4 года назад +10

      *sees comment*
      "Well... Actually, that is quite plausible because, if I remember, it was once French territory before the Louisiana purchase... I better look this up"
      *runs it through some text to speech AKA Google translate*
      "Oh damn, that is crazy."

    • @jwebcoding7289
      @jwebcoding7289 4 года назад +3

      Speak for yourself. I love this state!

    • @Th3Kingism
      @Th3Kingism 3 года назад +4

      Especially if you live in St. Louis

  • @dylanfarris7647
    @dylanfarris7647 4 года назад +631

    Imagine causing a worldwide pandemic, then buying out every countries stock of PPE just to try and resell it back to them for a profit lol.

    • @malcolm_in_the_middle
      @malcolm_in_the_middle 3 года назад +3

      Heroic.

    • @obamaprism1277
      @obamaprism1277 3 года назад +95

      @@Lewtable even worse, it worked. And if you want a refund, well shit, you won’t get one. China may be a dictatorship with no regards for human rights, but their system is truly effective.They literally just said to Chinese people all over the world to buy all safety equipment, and they just did what they were told to do. It’s kind of terrifying actually.

    • @mariofan1ish
      @mariofan1ish 3 года назад +41

      Possibly the worst Communists ever, but god damn that's some good inspiration for an evil empire in some work of fiction.

    • @fallingcrane1986
      @fallingcrane1986 3 года назад +19

      Gotta get that Silk Road going somehow!

    • @VarietyGamerChannel
      @VarietyGamerChannel 3 года назад +8

      Imagine selling something to someone then blaming them for buying it.

  • @djdomain
    @djdomain 3 года назад +130

    "...that's like, going to someone's funeral and playing Highway to Hell"
    Funny thing that did happen at my uncle's funeral, though he did request it.

    • @austincrouch2019
      @austincrouch2019 2 года назад +8

      @@cathl4953 i believe that’s the point though right? Who wants people to be sad at a funeral

    • @jd2192
      @jd2192 2 года назад +18

      Someone I knew had "another one bites the dust", but the guy was a miserable dude and was his humour

  • @girishkumarpeddi6266
    @girishkumarpeddi6266 4 года назад +115

    28:46 For those of you wondering how much those onions cost him. Here is a breakdown.
    India the price of onions can change greatly depending on the season and location, it can be low as Rs.30/kg to Rs.180/kg(this price is rare but I have seen it become that expensive)
    He bought 25520 kgs
    On the low end for 30/kg he spent Rs.765,600($10,420)
    On the high end for 180/kg he spent Rs.4,593,600($62,520)
    if you take the average of those two at 105/kg its Rs.2,679,600($36,470)
    To you in the US this might seem like its not a relatively large investment and loss. But that's only because you have not considered the cost of living and its corresponding average salary of a person. A person who is earning 1,2000,000($16330) a year is considered to be wealthy/a good financial position in society. And this typically takes someone at least 10 years of work experience to get this position.
    Note: I am not counting business owners(Im only counting salaries) and people who work in IT(This has a salary range too wide and besides yet most IT people only earn Rs400K to Rs.700K per year)

    • @GastNdorf
      @GastNdorf 2 года назад +3

      I know this is old but seeing as you say "price I've seen" I guess you may reference to market price? In general when you buy goods to sell you get them cheaper than market price, with whole sale and the fact that the market seller has added his own cut to the price, so it could have been cheaper I think.
      Also shit I'm in a country that's meant to be wealthy and I still think 36k is a lot

    • @goblinrat6119
      @goblinrat6119 Год назад +1

      According to multiple different market sites that monitor the market prices of various goods (in bulk) in India, you're highballing the price of onions even by your lowest estimation. The rates I acquired were between 13 and 21 Indian rupees per kg in bulk (derived from the per-quintal price in most cases, one quintal in the Indian market equaling 100kg), depending on type of onion and location. Which would put 25,520kgs of onions somewhere between 331,760 Indian rupees and 535,920 Indian rupees. Which comes to between $4012,40 and $6481,56.
      Either you are looking at some sort of a retail cost (incredibly unlikely our man would have just walked into a foodstore or a food market and asked for a literal truckload of onions), or finding some very different information. Alternatively, it may be that the price of onions in India has greatly come down from what it was in 2021.
      It is, to be fair, is still a decent amount of money for a regular dude, but I guess it was worth it to him.

  • @divinityd662
    @divinityd662 4 года назад +252

    Dude steals stuff right out of a convience store? Totally ok! Dude gets caught with a 10th of an once of hemp? 20 years no parole!

    • @korpen2858
      @korpen2858 4 года назад +50

      Plant bad

    • @burakkose481
      @burakkose481 4 года назад +74

      @@korpen2858 Raycon good

    • @flimby872
      @flimby872 3 года назад +7

      @@jffry890 and still get completely unreasonable sentences and forced into prison labor

    • @Khunark
      @Khunark Год назад +2

      @@flimby872 when life gives you lemons

    • @glitchydoll
      @glitchydoll 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@burakkose481I’ve come three years later to congratulate you on this joke. Good job.

  • @Sheemer2
    @Sheemer2 4 года назад +304

    I've been watching Internet Historian before I ever heard of Asmongold but aside from watching IH's videos immediately, I have added 'Patiently wait for Asmongold's reaction video' to the tradition.

  • @omabrax0555
    @omabrax0555 4 года назад +61

    "I respawn boys ..it's time to go again" hahahahahaha

  • @elfireii328
    @elfireii328 2 года назад +313

    I love that asmon actually pauses to read and talk about the more interesting talking points of videos he reacts too. Actually adds something.

    • @legendarymarston9174
      @legendarymarston9174 2 года назад +32

      He actually REACTS, unlike most reactors I've seen. There are only a few reactors that I've seen that actually talk.

    • @kempolar9768
      @kempolar9768 2 года назад +7

      @@legendarymarston9174 I tried to watch Shrouds reactions to a couple videos. At best there is a laugh every so often, most of the time its just blank face silence.

    • @legendarymarston9174
      @legendarymarston9174 2 года назад +1

      @@kempolar9768 He and another guy, which I don't remember his name but he's a streamer too, they bore me to death. They don't even react most of the time.

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 2 года назад +2

      Yeah, he could sit there eating or just leave to make his nuggies and leave the video playing to entertain his chat while he's not on screen

    • @uqs57bju
      @uqs57bju 2 года назад +2

      The funny thing is. Based on your description Asmon is the only one who can't be sued successfully for copyright infringement. He is either purposefully transforming the content into something else or just by pure coincidence. It doesn't really matter what his intent is. He is one of the only streamers who adhere to the rules of free-use.

  • @Mungo658
    @Mungo658 4 года назад +98

    the whole snitches get rewards thing was such a tyrannical tone more than people know

    • @colbycoolby1592
      @colbycoolby1592 4 года назад +40

      Report any anti government sentiment to your local law enforcement office for a reward!

  • @user-qn7ty8ig7s
    @user-qn7ty8ig7s 4 года назад +60

    I worked at Walgreen we have a no follow policy. So people just walk in, take stuff and leave all the time. Like that Clip of Atlanta where the dude steals shoes and leaves. Edit: Also almost all of those clips are Walgreens.

    • @smolkafilip
      @smolkafilip 3 года назад +2

      No follow policy as in people can just walk in, steal openly, walk away and nobody will try to stop them? You can't even go "yeah, I'm going to keep following you until the cops catch up and then hand them the whole video, have a nice day"?

    • @darkness74185
      @darkness74185 3 года назад

      at this rate you might's well put "no checkout just go" on the counter and you can slack all day with no one stopping you

    • @kereminde
      @kereminde 3 года назад +9

      @@smolkafilip Yes. This is exactly right. You were not allowed to do so, because they MIGHT be a legitimate customer, and the employees are not supposed to "harass the customers".
      And there were repeat offenders who came back regularly to basically just grab cases of beer from the cooler and walk right on out *every holiday*. I was there when it happened, the car idled out front and a guy walked past me as I was getting chips with the largest cases you could buy stacked in his arms and going "thanks b-tch" to the lady at checkout. She sighed and told me he came in every holiday, she tried to call the cops and they basically said "under $500 we just write a citation, it's a waste of our time, just ignore it".
      And corporate LP can't/won't do anything to cover the employees without a police report, SOOOOOO....
      Yah. Retail sucks to work, as basically there's NOBODY who's got your back.

    • @smolkafilip
      @smolkafilip 3 года назад +3

      @@kereminde Oh my god, that's horrible. Fuck working in retail dude... And what the hell kind of police department do you have over there? Or do you have one of those woke prosecutors who decided that theft is an inequality issue and refuses to charge petty thieves?

    • @kereminde
      @kereminde 3 года назад +10

      @@smolkafilip It's... more complicated than that. I had a friends who worked with a badge, once upon a time, and I got to ask them about it. (I have no idea if they're still doing it, as I've moved since.)
      See, urban police departments often just don't want to deal with calls where there's no threat to life, OR where they're 90% sure it won't actually do any good.
      In this case, they write a citation (ticket) and the thief either pays it or blows it off. If they blow it off, there's an arrest warrant issued - but that's not the same as "send a squad car to arrest them"... not unless it was a violent crime, and just walking out of the store with goods?
      Really police work such as "petty theft" (what this is) is subject to the cost/benefit analysis. The question has to be "is it going to be worth our time?"...
      ... this is distressing to hear, but there is just only so much time, money, and so on to go around. Not to mention, there's already a problem with overcrowding in many jails so actually sending petty thieves to jail? Not... entirely an option worth pursuing.
      And again, I should reiterate, this isn't my personal view. This is how it got laid out to me by two different officers over two very different cities.

  • @matttthewcheng
    @matttthewcheng 4 года назад +35

    "Look around, man! All the cops are into something. It's Christmas! You could steal City Hall!" -Die Hard 3

    • @FonZeeREACTS
      @FonZeeREACTS 4 года назад

      niceee

    • @dogol284
      @dogol284 3 года назад +1

      Most of the time here, the cops are given stand down orders by politicians.
      Most of these cops would love to arrest the thieves and whatnot, they're paid by the hour after all, but due to all the George Floyd stuff, they're forced to not do anything.
      The mayor of Portland and the Minneapolis police chief are examples. They force their officers to stand down so they look like they care so they get reelected. It's just a big scummy politician PR stunt with real world consequences.

  • @DeejayManii
    @DeejayManii 2 года назад +9

    FYI - The guy punching the kangaroo was saving his dog, he also had cancer, he has passed.

  • @poisonedcupcake6860
    @poisonedcupcake6860 9 месяцев назад +10

    Aussie here, the Kangaroo stuff isn't fake. Our farmers are literal warriors.

  • @Number_055
    @Number_055 4 года назад +33

    For the longest time I wasn't sure what song I wanted at my funeral. The moment you joked about highway to hell, I _knew_ that was it.

  • @Mathus1
    @Mathus1 4 года назад +436

    Amazing how the Internet Historian is a better source of information than the American media.

    • @Bogglemanify
      @Bogglemanify 4 года назад +63

      Random animals you see in the forest are a better source of information then the media. At least the animals don't actively lie to you.

    • @george_denbrough
      @george_denbrough 2 года назад +23

      @@Bogglemanify I don't know man, those raccoons are pretty shifty...

    • @myfatassdick
      @myfatassdick 2 года назад +5

      It’s not “the American media”
      It’s the main stream media
      This shit Isn’t run by real Americans
      It isn’t even run by Americans at all
      With all the anti American bullshit they’ve been posting for the last 5 years they’re showing their true colors and it’s not red white and blue it’s red and yellow

    • @snkybrki
      @snkybrki 2 года назад +1

      @@myfatassdick Kkona HELL YEAH BROTHER

    • @CompagnonDeMisere25
      @CompagnonDeMisere25 2 года назад +2

      @@myfatassdick Nice "no true scotsman" argument there buddy.

  • @demonslayereren3970
    @demonslayereren3970 Год назад +10

    Soviet Union style snitches working overtime

  • @Nimbliebimblie
    @Nimbliebimblie 4 года назад +47

    The best part of this video by IH was the "Milfanito" song from the Shrine of Amana in Dark Souls 2. Internet historian is an undisputed man of culture!!

  • @TheHentaiLord
    @TheHentaiLord 4 года назад +20

    internet historian :"add tyme"
    me : "here we go"

  • @danb596
    @danb596 4 года назад +33

    "Whats funny about that"
    Tragedy + Time x internet means everything is instantly funny. "too soon" was a dead meme a long time ago

    • @fillosof66689
      @fillosof66689 4 года назад +7

      It's also a case of most people having no real emotional attachment to the ridiculously large sums of tax money the governments operate with.

  • @danb596
    @danb596 4 года назад +188

    "starts with an S"
    ..
    ..
    "states rights"
    Jebaited

    • @athras8822
      @athras8822 Год назад +4

      A governor continue the practice that his party supported 170 years ago...

  • @divinityd662
    @divinityd662 4 года назад +157

    I wish internet historian did a video on masks. There was a dude who brought a (fake) rocket launcher to subway near me because they wanted him to wear a mask. Quality KKona content

    • @Troller235
      @Troller235 4 года назад +12

      Lmao holy shit

    • @gravemind883
      @gravemind883 Год назад

      I remember the mask protests.. so fucking stupid.

  • @jordiemetie950
    @jordiemetie950 4 года назад +542

    Always watch internet historuan twice, once when be uploads and once when asmon reacts to it :)

  • @definitelyscrewed2295
    @definitelyscrewed2295 4 года назад +82

    "Would you say that you are sorry?"
    "Don't hate the player, hate the game"

    • @Ven0mancer
      @Ven0mancer 4 года назад +13

      its fine for the people who are already rich to do it why not me

  • @cthulaid9894
    @cthulaid9894 4 года назад +85

    When I was watching this video alone, i had to stop and take a 30 minute break between the celebrity clips because they were so cringe, watching it with asmon there makes it 100000x more bearable (and already knowing whats gonna happen gives me time to brace myself)

  • @DrexisEbon
    @DrexisEbon 4 года назад +66

    Yes. It's unreasonable to expect the government to do anything that doesn't give them more power.

    • @tobyharrison4702
      @tobyharrison4702 4 года назад +3

      No what’s unreasonable to not expect, is for them to do anything that doesn’t make them money.

    • @DrexisEbon
      @DrexisEbon 4 года назад +10

      @@tobyharrison4702 Possibly, but I would argue that striving for money when you already have it is the same thing as striving for power. More money, more power.

    • @tobyharrison4702
      @tobyharrison4702 4 года назад +6

      @@DrexisEbon fair point.

  • @theterribleshow5462
    @theterribleshow5462 4 года назад +83

    Lmao, twitch chat really dumb in this one.

    • @Pokeringo
      @Pokeringo 4 года назад +52

      twitch chat was always stupid...

    • @CloudCollapse
      @CloudCollapse 4 года назад +42

      Can't believe chat was spamming that the kangaroo video was fake. How the fuck do you train a buff ass kangaroo to attack a dog and take a right hook to the face?

    • @tamiwu0346
      @tamiwu0346 4 года назад +14

      they held onto amercan politics for waaay too long.

    • @cabezadetermo248
      @cabezadetermo248 3 года назад +1

      Hasan fan?

    • @TheCollapse410
      @TheCollapse410 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@CloudCollapsecan't believe they also said shit like watching the crime and saying, trumps America?!?! Wtf how dumb can u be. I mean wtf? It's all blue cities and it's happening more then ever AND Republicans didn't want to defend police BUT they think it's Trump's America? And wear the mask ret**ds? Well we won that one.

  • @TheOne23_
    @TheOne23_ 4 года назад +13

    36:51 “states rights” bruh that got me

  • @foxman105
    @foxman105 2 года назад +13

    Yeah the guy really cares for his dog. I'm not sure what I'd do but I'd certainly be afraid to comfront THAT. Also that's quite impressive that he managed to one punch a kangaroo to submission. Those things will break your bones. Also it looks like a long blade hunting knife, or a survival knife, that he has holstered.

  • @fpscanada3862
    @fpscanada3862 4 года назад +34

    Internet historian is really on top of the game right now

  • @jgf4224
    @jgf4224 3 года назад +12

    18:35 That alone is funnier than all the "comedians" whole careers combined.

  • @kurtkrusader
    @kurtkrusader 4 года назад +69

    "Is that what they do over there?" Don't pretend like you guys don't armor up your dogs and go pig hunting out in Texas lol

    • @SeruraRenge11
      @SeruraRenge11 4 года назад +18

      Pigs generally, usually don't put our dogs in choke holds

  • @joab757
    @joab757 4 года назад +18

    LA mayor said that about those who snitched out their neighbors.

  • @kingofrivia1248
    @kingofrivia1248 3 года назад +31

    The Virus once again proved what a perfect talk show host conan is - i could watch his podcast for days - just absolutely born to entertain - the others were terrible before thsi

    • @Killthreath
      @Killthreath 10 месяцев назад

      It’s baffling how uninteresting the Jimmies are

    • @Fgway
      @Fgway 9 месяцев назад +1

      There can be only Craig ✊

  • @cynetyc2830
    @cynetyc2830 2 года назад +4

    41:49 That cangaroo is buffed as hell!

  • @kernaburna
    @kernaburna 9 месяцев назад +3

    The best part is how comedians aren't actually funny

  • @barrydabwob5321
    @barrydabwob5321 3 года назад +7

    The funny parts about seeing the people steal from the stores is accurate because at most store you legally can’t do shit about em

  • @biestro7784
    @biestro7784 4 года назад +106

    Twitch chat just seems to have gotten so much stupider recently, what happened? What attracted these waves of spergs?

    • @toshiro-kano
      @toshiro-kano 4 года назад +69

      Covid keeping idiots and kids home, political and civil unrest fueled by the spreading of misinformation and people then not doing their own research and just believing everything they see on the internet as facts.

    • @dankiusmemeiusmaximustheth1648
      @dankiusmemeiusmaximustheth1648 4 года назад +7

      Asmongold

    • @biestro7784
      @biestro7784 4 года назад +47

      @Electro_blob Ok bud, if thats what you tell yourself to go to sleep at night, keep on believing that.

    • @toshiro-kano
      @toshiro-kano 4 года назад +10

      @@biestro7784 I mean I agree with his statement but sadly I see more of the opposite on twitch.

    • @tomebundalevski1872
      @tomebundalevski1872 4 года назад +6

      @@toshiro-kano Those kids are all around social media. With covid, they have nothing better to do and they're the ones causing mayhem all around America. This needs to stop immediately/ASAP, because that generation is getting dumber every day it seems. It's quite sad, tbh.

  • @geraldbautista3800
    @geraldbautista3800 3 года назад +17

    I sometimes wonder if this video would be presented in a history class for children in the future.

  • @rhyscallinan3727
    @rhyscallinan3727 2 года назад +4

    Okay that man punching a kangaroo is the most Australian thing I've ever seen, and I fucking live there.

  • @Nexo122
    @Nexo122 4 года назад +18

    Im suprised that Asmon dosent have an emote "Pausemongold"

    • @sbsftw4232
      @sbsftw4232 4 года назад +4

      It's PauseChamp, you weeb.

    • @dorkendoddel430
      @dorkendoddel430 4 года назад +1

      He totally did. Use your geass.

  • @gcmguitar7109
    @gcmguitar7109 Год назад +4

    It's like going to someone's funeral and playing "Highway to Hell"
    I felt that bru.

  • @kevinheckart
    @kevinheckart 4 года назад +8

    I love how he shows a picture of Kansas City as a representation of the whole state of Missouri.

  • @LheWaton
    @LheWaton 4 года назад +14

    "people that made content at expense of others " OMEGALUL

  • @starwarsfamilyguy0
    @starwarsfamilyguy0 2 года назад +3

    33:54 this is actually insane, thats a dedicated populace

  • @properwaffles
    @properwaffles 11 месяцев назад +2

    I never thought that I’d be intrigued by an ad for earbuds. Well done, sir.

  • @darklegion3693
    @darklegion3693 4 года назад +3

    27:48 is The spiffing brit if anyone is curious.

  • @pigifi
    @pigifi 3 года назад +4

    your reaction that you got used for a picture for breaking quarantine is priceless.

  • @Ebb0Productions
    @Ebb0Productions 4 года назад +31

    HI CHAT. YOU ARE WITNESSED!

  • @Asin24
    @Asin24 4 года назад +4

    Hot damn, Highway to Hell, I never thought of that for my funeral music but now I must make sure that is playing.

  • @Anastius50
    @Anastius50 4 года назад +20

    missed potential on the "jimmy, jimmy and female jimmy" line because jimin was shown too

  • @ftbllguy2515
    @ftbllguy2515 Год назад +2

    Dude tagging the roo is still a classic clip. Don't fuck with a man's dog 👍.

  • @UltraAlex2000
    @UltraAlex2000 2 года назад +9

    Chat saying “EU cops” when talking about Victoria, Australia shows the level of culture the average US Twitch viewer has.

  • @universe_cat3149
    @universe_cat3149 4 года назад +4

    EU and NA having their classic chat war like they aren't all degenerates who failed geography cause half the stuff in the video wasn't even in EU or NA

    • @toshiro-kano
      @toshiro-kano 4 года назад +1

      Yeah NA v EU shit is so boring and just ignorant morons on both sides just trying to piss the other side off. Yet you have asmon talking about how toxic stuff like that shouldn't be allowed but his chat is probably one of the worst on twitch. I usually like asmons takes but recently he has just done a 180 and been "wrong" a lot

    • @universe_cat3149
      @universe_cat3149 4 года назад

      @@toshiro-kano there is worst twitch chats out there, Asmon is probably the worst for EU and NA hate boners though.

    • @drawgam2946
      @drawgam2946 4 года назад

      @@universe_cat3149 chats for the smaller dramachannel podcasts are insanely bad.

  • @azkalimas
    @azkalimas 4 года назад +9

    39:12 I thought that was my connection going bad lmao

    • @fallenplays
      @fallenplays 4 года назад +2

      Nah just the editor goofed hard thar.

  • @lndfire475
    @lndfire475 2 года назад +2

    Only illegal to price gouge when it's the little man

  • @Ecliptor.
    @Ecliptor. 4 года назад +6

    17:55 the irony

    • @supersuit5790
      @supersuit5790 4 года назад +3

      Is Asmon a celebrity? Lmao

    • @thegamingpeper536
      @thegamingpeper536 4 года назад +3

      No he is not a celebrity but a influencer which is much worse

    • @Ecliptor.
      @Ecliptor. 4 года назад +4

      ​@@supersuit5790
      noun
      a famous person, especially in entertainment or sport.

    • @marvinmartinsYT
      @marvinmartinsYT 4 года назад

      TheGamingPeper Influencer = person with no talent or skills of use.

    • @Ecliptor.
      @Ecliptor. 4 года назад +1

      @@dimkacracker yeah and what's funny isn't only that comment itself. But the fact that he likes to make statements and pseudo-speeches all the time and some people take him as the voice of reason.
      It's both funny and cringe.

  • @darthmongoltheunwise8776
    @darthmongoltheunwise8776 4 месяца назад +1

    Apparently Kangaroos have some built in hatred for anything that even looks like a dog, because of dingos, so they are prone to aggression towards all canines

  • @KalmoK
    @KalmoK 2 года назад +4

    In Finland you can't get to prison without over 2 year sentence now.. well you don't get to prison, you go to prison, but whatever

  • @LOLSKU115
    @LOLSKU115 4 года назад +74

    I’m waiting for internet historian to comment :)

  • @haodayu2265
    @haodayu2265 3 года назад +8

    China is better at capitalism than the US is, that sections makes me laugh so hard

    • @dogol284
      @dogol284 3 года назад +2

      Why worry about regulating the market if your country is an immoral dictatorship to begin with amarite?

    • @haodayu2265
      @haodayu2265 3 года назад +5

      @@dogol284 Don't act like countries in the Western Hemisphere is at some sort of moral plateau. If you truly love the concepts of so-called "democracy" and "human rights" which are used to gaslight people in those regimes in order to make them believe they are actually part of the ruling class's repertoire, then wiping your lenses is probably not a bad idea after all.

  • @sorrygiraffe5723
    @sorrygiraffe5723 4 года назад +3

    Asmongold: the guy on the left
    Twitch chat: Left pepega
    What?

  • @garypinholster1962
    @garypinholster1962 2 года назад +1

    "that's like going to someones funeral and playing 'highway to hell'" omfg I'm dying.

  • @jeanpierre3061
    @jeanpierre3061 4 года назад +3

    I can't believe Asmon hasn't seen the video where the guy punches a kangaroo

  • @TheHuntermj
    @TheHuntermj Год назад +1

    Getting doxxed for snitching is a "Stupid tax" as you would call it

  • @SeanTheOriginal
    @SeanTheOriginal 4 года назад +4

    If you DON'T burst into my funeral blasting Highway to Hell then I ain't coming.

  • @thevorst6119
    @thevorst6119 9 месяцев назад +2

    6:24 these people deserve any retaliation they receive, barring the extreme. Secret police are evil.

  • @Zeyadalharbi.
    @Zeyadalharbi. 4 года назад +3

    the highway to hell one made me lose it

  • @Zaradorian
    @Zaradorian 4 года назад +64

    If this isnt proof that humans won't make it I dont know what is.

    • @XenoSpyro
      @XenoSpyro 4 года назад +9

      "We'll make it." - Chief

    • @seveneyes77
      @seveneyes77 4 года назад

      Make it where though

    • @Zaradorian
      @Zaradorian 4 года назад

      @@seveneyes77 In the universe

    • @qvd3533
      @qvd3533 4 года назад +2

      This was NA, they're subhumans EU EZ Clap

    • @shermancakes457
      @shermancakes457 4 года назад

      LMAO 😂 ...

  • @divinityd662
    @divinityd662 4 года назад +5

    You know what was really shocking about the whole "make crime legal" thing? The people who started commiting crimes usually had no criminal record beforehand. They were like "fuck it lets just go full KKona and rob a supermarket jimmy!"

  • @PartStupid
    @PartStupid 4 года назад +2

    21:33 - Trust me I get it, you pausing and rewinding and going off on too many tangents on this one is making me feel the same way. The anxiety is real.

  • @shaunkimmitt8647
    @shaunkimmitt8647 Год назад +4

    2 years later and this is still funny. Just don’t ever forget this was real and people supported it because they couldn’t get over their doo doo politics. This was a disgusting era of humanity ushered in by you know which side

  • @kaysian1
    @kaysian1 3 года назад +2

    gamers:dang man the ps5 is so expensive the news:we will not come if you have stolen 1000$ of stuff gamers: laughs menacly

  • @MukuonChannel
    @MukuonChannel 4 года назад +3

    >Calling out bad jokes are bad because of lack of laugh tracks.
    >Literally has the chat going LULs and KekW's
    Pot calling the Kettle black, baldy.

    • @williardp.rothschildiii8338
      @williardp.rothschildiii8338 4 года назад +1

      shut up and try to type that to make sense

    • @MukuonChannel
      @MukuonChannel 4 года назад

      @@williardp.rothschildiii8338 Like your response?

    • @golagiswatchingyou2966
      @golagiswatchingyou2966 4 года назад +1

      you do realise they do that all on their own without having a sign say ''laugh'' or ''clap'' in their living room right?

    • @MukuonChannel
      @MukuonChannel 4 года назад +1

      @@golagiswatchingyou2966 They laugh because Asmon says the keyword "funny" and "kekW". Do you really think 90% of the chat are LULing because of their own? Heh, eh... no.
      Don't even try to defend twitch chat, its not a worthy hill to die on.

    • @golagiswatchingyou2966
      @golagiswatchingyou2966 4 года назад +1

      @@MukuonChannel uhhhh oke.... Emotional much?

  • @youcanthandlemyname7393
    @youcanthandlemyname7393 Год назад +1

    i live in cali where that stupid shoplifting law till exists. my local walmart is literally within walking distance from the pd and police cars drive past it hundreds of times a day to go on patrol. despite literally being right their if you do not steal 1,000 dollars worth of goods then the police will not show up at all.
    the worst thing that will happen is that if the store employees stop you they will take what you were trying to steal and tell you not to come back. i heard a rumor that the theft has goten so bad that they are secretly identifying shop lifters and keeping a tally of what they steal until it reaches over the thousand dollar mark so that they can actually get the police to show up. and the worst thing about it is nobody even blames the shop lifters at this point, its like the law is so fed that people have the attitude of its the laws fault not the shoplifters fault because its incentivizing the act to such a degree that you feel like an idiot for being one of the people who still pays. at the end of the day the law essentially makes it legal to steal up to a thousand dollars due to their being no punishment so why is it the shoplifters fault for doing it. thats how absolutely insane this law is.

  • @monkaSisLife
    @monkaSisLife 4 года назад +8

    this chat....
    "3Head EU" WHILE TALKING ABOUT FKIN AUSTRALIA WHICH IS NOT EU

    • @pach6678
      @pach6678 4 года назад +4

      It is in Eurovision though

    • @lad2987
      @lad2987 4 года назад

      Discount EU

  • @thepsychomagus
    @thepsychomagus 4 года назад +3

    I bet there are people that have requested Highway to Hell to be played at their funeral.

  • @RayleEntair
    @RayleEntair 4 года назад +7

    Real talk. Please play 'Highway to Hell' at my funeral. Please.

  • @PrestonK_Productions
    @PrestonK_Productions 4 года назад +1

    That Billy guy who got rejected was the guy who made Fyre Festival.

  • @SycosenMerihem
    @SycosenMerihem 4 года назад +3

    Highway to Hell is 666% gonna be at my funeral.

    • @Hunterfalke
      @Hunterfalke 3 года назад

      Highway to Hell is the best funeral song. Party forever and "my friends are gonna be there, too"? Count me in!

  • @ira233
    @ira233 4 года назад +1

    The land with no laws

  • @GenXPower
    @GenXPower 2 года назад +5

    They leaked the snitches. Hahahahaha.... screw them. I have no pity for people who feel they have the right to be the moral arbiters of the rest of us.

  • @darklegion3693
    @darklegion3693 3 года назад +1

    "Thats like going to someone's funeral and playing "highway to hell".
    I laughed harder than i should have at that XD. And i bet somebody did that shit at a funeral.

  • @nardrosis
    @nardrosis 4 года назад +4

    Ez fix to the theft, make everything cost over $1000. Boom.

  • @sekarmaltum1695
    @sekarmaltum1695 3 месяца назад +1

    Slavery is *NOT ILLEGAL* in the US
    -it was merely resricted to prisoners

  • @Chimichungus69
    @Chimichungus69 4 года назад +11

    Weird, major cities... NY and LA are both Democratically ran. I lived in Portland OR 5 years ago and am so glad I left that cesspool.

  • @froznpyro
    @froznpyro 3 года назад +1

    BRUH. I got an ad for Bosley hair before this video & I'm dead 😂

  • @greasey8695
    @greasey8695 4 года назад +4

    Leave it to chat to think the President is responsible for the actions of governors from the opposite political party.

  • @morbidsparrow
    @morbidsparrow 2 года назад +1

    I wish this were a thing as I worked in retail in 2020 and I would have BANK now. I would have snitched out so much. Every day we had a “coin shortage” it would have been me cashing in those snitch checks. Living in the south would have finally paid off.

  • @Soulie81
    @Soulie81 4 года назад +3

    "What if you steal a car worth under a 1,000 dollars?" So... Asmon's mustang?