What is Tom Cruise capable of?!

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  • Опубликовано: 21 июл 2023
  • Let’s not find out! What if he can’t make #movies because of the Hollywood strike!?
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  • @andrewholmes3116
    @andrewholmes3116 10 месяцев назад +191

    When you've got movies like Tom Cruise in them, you can't lose!

    • @LukeMcGuireoides
      @LukeMcGuireoides 10 месяцев назад +1

      😂 😂 😂 Classic

    • @shadowplayish
      @shadowplayish 10 месяцев назад

      😂😂

    • @bscherer90
      @bscherer90 10 месяцев назад +1

      Gotta have popcorn though. Movies, popcorn.

    • @nicky3239
      @nicky3239 9 месяцев назад +1

      this comment bends my simple mind

    • @screamdreamer9085
      @screamdreamer9085 9 месяцев назад

      I think that one got 5 bags of popcorn

  • @HotdogFiend69
    @HotdogFiend69 10 месяцев назад +65

    Christian Bale said he modeled Patrick Bateman in American Psycho after Tom Cruise. He said he wanted to portray someone who was entirely superficially happy and charming but was scary and intense in the eyes.

    • @bonniefinleyanimation
      @bonniefinleyanimation 10 месяцев назад

      😮

    • @monx
      @monx 10 месяцев назад +3

      in particular, Cruise's 1999 interview on Letterman. can't make this stuff up

    • @fraser46
      @fraser46 10 месяцев назад +17

      Interesting also that the runtime of American Psycho is 1 hour 42 minutes while the runtime for Mission Impossible 7 is 2 hours and 43 minutes, exactly one hour and one minute longer. Probably a deliberate move on Tom Cruise's part, telling Christian Bale, "Anything you can do, I can do better".
      The real winners are the movie fans!

    • @UpsonPrattJr.
      @UpsonPrattJr. 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@fraser46 Oh it was deliberate.

  • @AcousticJuice93
    @AcousticJuice93 10 месяцев назад +103

    he could go to movies all day. That'd be 5 bags of popcorn and 5 little movie tickets in his jean pocket

    • @alistercaddy1208
      @alistercaddy1208 10 месяцев назад +5

      I give this comment...ffffive of popcorn and a little keyboard to type it out on.

    • @DS-Slug
      @DS-Slug 10 месяцев назад

      @@alistercaddy1208 hmmmmmmm yes, very good genitals

    • @michaellopez2070
      @michaellopez2070 9 месяцев назад

      You think he's gonna go for the record?

  • @sarahjessicafarter7383
    @sarahjessicafarter7383 10 месяцев назад +126

    That spreadeagle landing from Corden was sublime.

    • @hucz
      @hucz 10 месяцев назад +9

      You should be arrested for saying Corden and sublime in the same sentence.

    • @johanstone
      @johanstone 10 месяцев назад +15

      I believe he actually made that sound. It wasn't added.

    • @dieffenbach12jeff
      @dieffenbach12jeff 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@johanstonelmao 😂

    • @DoctorRevers
      @DoctorRevers 10 месяцев назад +2

      My favorite part. Bet you they’re buddies irl

    • @paulkersey724
      @paulkersey724 10 месяцев назад +4

      It honestly looked painful. Cordon isn't in the best of shape and flexing those knee tendons like that had to have hurt.

  • @Fake_Robot
    @Fake_Robot 10 месяцев назад +82

    A friend of my uncle worked with Tom Cruise, and he said he was actually a really carbon-based lifeform.

    • @walter9724
      @walter9724 10 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thepolarphantasm2319
    @thepolarphantasm2319 10 месяцев назад +39

    Vic Berger? He and I served with your father in the meme wars. I remember when he gave Weird Mike Cernovitch his name...
    we need you more now than ever, Vic 👍

  • @kevinwooster3003
    @kevinwooster3003 10 месяцев назад +19

    Tom’s got a point at 0:50 when he says “Hey…let’s all have a great summer” while standing on Orville Wright’s plane, flying over South Africa.

  • @INXS1985
    @INXS1985 10 месяцев назад +13

    Tom cruise talks about movies like it’s the 1920’s. “We’ll see you at the movies” before falling to his death just feels like something out of the old MGM ride

  • @diegomayfield4751
    @diegomayfield4751 10 месяцев назад +34

    Best thing about Tom is it doesn't take much editing to make him look crazy , he does it on his own.

    • @louweed
      @louweed 10 месяцев назад +8

      slow it down, zoom in on the eyes

    • @diegomayfield4751
      @diegomayfield4751 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@louweed If I do that it will scare the crap out of me !! No Way !! Tom Nightmares , I'm afraid he might be hiding in my closet . Come out Tom ! Come out of the closet !

    • @r.k.m9801
      @r.k.m9801 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@diegomayfield4751 thanks first she is American actor if she is Asia film industry then she is god now for u ...

    • @diegomayfield4751
      @diegomayfield4751 10 месяцев назад

      @@r.k.m9801 exactly !

  • @matt_matt_matt6775
    @matt_matt_matt6775 10 месяцев назад +39

    Guess we’ll never know what Tom Cruise Jr. was capable of 😢

    • @are_you_smarter_than_a_LLM
      @are_you_smarter_than_a_LLM 10 месяцев назад

      Hahaha

    • @melodysdanceoff
      @melodysdanceoff 10 месяцев назад +6

      He ain't comin back.

    • @SesameCake
      @SesameCake 10 месяцев назад

      But with the power of CINEMA msgic we can catch a glimpsecat what both lil Tom Cruise jr snd Dr. SAN would look like!

  • @wadefox6047
    @wadefox6047 10 месяцев назад +8

    Here's the thing, this could've easily been a 3h56min video, this was a taste. Very admirable restraint, everyone.

  • @louweed
    @louweed 10 месяцев назад +23

    I'd love to watch tom cruise watching and reacting to oppenheimer and barbie back to back. i wonder which one would make him laugh more.

    • @scottieray
      @scottieray 10 месяцев назад +1

      Gotta be Oppenheimer...what a chuckle fest

    • @r.k.m9801
      @r.k.m9801 10 месяцев назад

      @@scottieray it's biopic American movie okay but 2050 it's u know just wait and watch

    • @mikejohnson3338
      @mikejohnson3338 9 месяцев назад

      🤠

  • @EpicBeard815
    @EpicBeard815 10 месяцев назад +8

    Put your manners back in your popcorn

  • @zyguit
    @zyguit 9 месяцев назад +4

    "That Tom cruise ...he's a real jerk!".
    Norm MacDonald

  • @jonathanturkmusic
    @jonathanturkmusic 10 месяцев назад +8

    Put the manners BACK IN.

  • @DodongoManoof
    @DodongoManoof 10 месяцев назад +16

    Tom cruis is hiding a dark secret

  • @clntmagee
    @clntmagee 10 месяцев назад +15

    How hard it must be for him to talk about movies other than his own.

    • @bartharris
      @bartharris 10 месяцев назад +2

      There's a theory that he has never watched a movie.

  • @Ojdaweedmane
    @Ojdaweedmane 10 месяцев назад +21

    One thing that can be said about Tom is that he genuinely loves and supports movies.

  • @LukeMcGuireoides
    @LukeMcGuireoides 10 месяцев назад +23

    I've been jonesin' for some good ol fashioned Berger action forever, it feels like

    • @bartharris
      @bartharris 10 месяцев назад +2

      I'm still looking forward to the next episode of What The Hell Is Going On?

    • @Very_Nice_and_Polite_Person
      @Very_Nice_and_Polite_Person 10 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah I love Tim, Vic, and Doug, and they are way too talented to be spending their time discussing old rock bands for ~10k viewers

  • @nickbrown7700
    @nickbrown7700 10 месяцев назад +24

    We, the audience, give far too much credibility to people that pretend and act.

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 10 месяцев назад +1

      Credibility uncomfortably close to worship. Yuck.

  • @footballover494
    @footballover494 10 месяцев назад +16

    God I've missed these vic! Thank you

  • @adoredpariah
    @adoredpariah 10 месяцев назад +30

    He really can do anything, even hunt a man through the jungles of South Africa for sport.

  • @obrotherwhereartliam
    @obrotherwhereartliam 9 месяцев назад +3

    If the question is, can Tom Cruise commit unspeakable criminal acts? Then yes, I don’t doubt it for a second

  • @reedcole5780
    @reedcole5780 10 месяцев назад +5

    Tom is definitely a greg head

  • @cameronkaercher919
    @cameronkaercher919 10 месяцев назад +8

    Can't wait to see this on The Onion later

  • @hospie
    @hospie 10 месяцев назад +5

    Once you see the world the way Vic sees it you cannot go back.

  • @joeylong7484
    @joeylong7484 10 месяцев назад +4

    Your mission, if you choose to accept it: relate to other human beings. Difficulty level: Impossible

  • @Vanilla_Sun
    @Vanilla_Sun 10 месяцев назад +11

    I love my popcorn 🍿

  • @kyledrums
    @kyledrums 10 месяцев назад +8

    Very good. Back to work Vic. More vids please.

  • @vivianransom9024
    @vivianransom9024 10 месяцев назад +14

    excellent! i miss this kind of classic Berger content. more pls!!

  • @sahd7950
    @sahd7950 3 месяца назад

    The tooty squish at 2:33 is gold

  • @maxgc6413
    @maxgc6413 10 месяцев назад +4

    VIC! Welcome back, Tom is a looney tune irl.

  • @pada443
    @pada443 10 месяцев назад +2

    Scientology is nuts

  • @AllG98
    @AllG98 10 месяцев назад +1

    Lol the Jared Fogle jumpscare

  • @jayluuphee6703
    @jayluuphee6703 10 месяцев назад +5

    Haha yes great face plant by cordon. Toms got some serious SP energy.

  • @LONESOMEGHOSTS
    @LONESOMEGHOSTS 2 месяца назад +1

    The end spin had me on the floor

  • @LemonTree9280
    @LemonTree9280 10 месяцев назад +2

    The Jared Fogle cut to...

  • @FlyingOverTr0ut
    @FlyingOverTr0ut 10 месяцев назад +19

    Tom Cruise is one of God's colors.

  • @technicolorgiallo1111
    @technicolorgiallo1111 9 месяцев назад +2

    I think he's some sort of psychopath-nice guy hybrid.
    A fearless nice guy.

  • @supercrass
    @supercrass 10 месяцев назад +2

    Tom Cruise has a twin brother named Tim, who is 78 years old.

  • @austinjamesmink5521
    @austinjamesmink5521 10 месяцев назад

    there’s so much Dennis Reynolds from It’s Always Sunny in this video

  • @brydieek
    @brydieek 10 месяцев назад +2

    *chef's kiss* another beaut from Vic

  • @deeg8849
    @deeg8849 10 месяцев назад +1

    3:21. Terrific

  • @leftfield1977
    @leftfield1977 6 месяцев назад +1

    5 bags, for sure. And a little, like a, one of those toy parachute things.

  • @UpsonPrattJr.
    @UpsonPrattJr. 10 месяцев назад +1

    THE HAND ON THE SHOULDER AT THE SAME TIME WAS EPIC.

    • @UpsonPrattJr.
      @UpsonPrattJr. 7 месяцев назад

      It made me laugh........... and have a bit of fun.

  • @gbaker9295
    @gbaker9295 10 месяцев назад +3

    My cousin is a sound editor and said Cruise was very polite and friendly while visiting his (then) wife's set. I'm gonna go w that. He's different for sure but that's what makes him a box office success. And he's a great actor

    • @MrDiggityaus
      @MrDiggityaus 10 месяцев назад +1

      Not really a great actor. A good actor who has the “X-Factor” draw of doing his own stunts.

    • @jayluuphee6703
      @jayluuphee6703 10 месяцев назад +1

      And all the great things Scientology does for people! Especially those that leave the cult. Can you really be a good person and support that? They kill peoples dogs. Ruin peoples lives. Send people to film them everyday. Buy houses next to them to harrass them. All the while people like tom talking about how wonderful Scientology is. Lol these people are sick in the head.

    • @kevinbradley8613
      @kevinbradley8613 10 месяцев назад +2

      I agree, he seems a little out there, but otherwise pretty decent. My two takeaways from this Tom Crews review:
      Tom crews doesn’t like jerks ✅
      Tom crews likes movies ✅
      He also likes people who dress sharp… but I won’t hold that against him

    • @mikejohnson3338
      @mikejohnson3338 9 месяцев назад

      You need to expound a bit, Baker. Please... don't go with that.

    • @JohnGraves1985
      @JohnGraves1985 9 месяцев назад

      Yet, he is part of a cult that stalks and harasses people who leave it. A cult who gets it's members to tell them their deepest darkest secrets to hold it against them if they decide to leave it.

  • @sb_dunk
    @sb_dunk 10 месяцев назад +17

    He's obviously a bit bizarre and eccentric, but dealing with that level of fame must be horrendous.

    • @jayluuphee6703
      @jayluuphee6703 10 месяцев назад +11

      And Scientology lol

    • @nickbrown7700
      @nickbrown7700 10 месяцев назад +2

      Non-stop people telling you how great you are and how handsome and they want to be close to you or touch you. All the time. Everywhere.
      You have to live in your house.
      NO THANKS. Keep your cash and spaceships.

    • @henrysmith8163
      @henrysmith8163 10 месяцев назад +1

      And he handles it pretty well, imo

    • @r.k.m9801
      @r.k.m9801 10 месяцев назад

      @@jayluuphee6703 she is only hope Hollywood industry I am bollywood fan SRK name is brand

  • @pattmayne
    @pattmayne 10 месяцев назад +2

    I want my artists batshit crazy.

  • @xc7964
    @xc7964 10 месяцев назад +2

    He's starting a holy cruisade throughout the galaxy

  • @Camquarters
    @Camquarters 10 месяцев назад +3

    This lady used to come into my cafe and would always tell me the stories of Tom trying to take her son home at parties in Hollywood and how he’s in the closet 😊

  • @steveosborne1007
    @steveosborne1007 10 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks Vic :D

  • @DKGifford19608
    @DKGifford19608 10 месяцев назад +4

    This does make me believe there is an alien inside of him. He is doing the lord's (L. Ron) work.

  • @bscherer90
    @bscherer90 10 месяцев назад

    Tom Cruise's high school senior quote is "Movies, popcorn."

  • @Blackfeet
    @Blackfeet 10 месяцев назад +1

    Decker vs. Ruise: Origins

  • @JG-nx3jg
    @JG-nx3jg 10 месяцев назад +2

    He really believes the film industry is of life and death levels of importance. Must be tiring, he's wearing that delusional burden pretty well considering.

  • @therupoe
    @therupoe 10 месяцев назад

    I missed these so much

  • @zackamania6534
    @zackamania6534 10 месяцев назад +4

    GOD BLESSH THE UNITED SCHACHES

  • @sparkmadd_IZM
    @sparkmadd_IZM 10 месяцев назад +1

    Vic Berger, is that you?

  • @ChrisB...
    @ChrisB... 10 месяцев назад +7

    This is your brain on L. Ron Hubbard.

  • @Largestmanintheuniverse
    @Largestmanintheuniverse 8 месяцев назад

    You guys need to see the light the fuse interviews where Tommy describes getting angry while doing sleight of hand for the new mission impossible. There’s also another one where he grabs Chris mcquarrie and starts shaking him

  • @bigtaquito
    @bigtaquito 10 месяцев назад +4

    #LaughAndHaveABitOfFun

  • @user82938
    @user82938 10 месяцев назад +4

    I like him.

  • @Person13390
    @Person13390 10 месяцев назад

    We need more VIC!

  • @makeena
    @makeena 10 месяцев назад +1

    One thing that can be said about Tom Cruise is that he loves his popcorn

    • @bscherer90
      @bscherer90 10 месяцев назад

      Movies, Popcorn.

  • @piffman90
    @piffman90 10 месяцев назад

    It's the center tooth

  • @merbst
    @merbst 9 месяцев назад +1

    I'm starting to like the guy more & more!

  • @SnacksMpls
    @SnacksMpls 10 месяцев назад +2

    Who is the grey haired glasses guys that keeps popping up in back, and in the other plane!

  • @buckminsterowski
    @buckminsterowski 10 месяцев назад

    I love you Vic

  • @Solbeatbox
    @Solbeatbox 10 месяцев назад

    I’d jump on a couch rite about now if I weren’t doing laundry.

  • @nic_olenomicon
    @nic_olenomicon 10 месяцев назад +1

    He's right, Oppenheimer first

  • @naverno
    @naverno 9 месяцев назад

    That is a nightmare.

  • @kildogery
    @kildogery 10 месяцев назад +1

    He's starting to look as weird on the outside as he is on the inside.
    How reassuring.

  • @RobertDoosh
    @RobertDoosh 10 месяцев назад +1

    You're being glib.

  • @MAXFightMan
    @MAXFightMan 9 месяцев назад +1

    Is this a david lynch?

  • @twinkletwirl
    @twinkletwirl 10 месяцев назад

    Terrific!

  • @DoctorRevers
    @DoctorRevers 10 месяцев назад

    Tommy Cruise is a legend. Vic,…..put your manners back in.

  • @curanderoverde
    @curanderoverde 9 месяцев назад +1

    Tom is alright

  • @ZaryGrabusey
    @ZaryGrabusey 10 месяцев назад

    Movies, popcorn

  • @ryanwesneski5359
    @ryanwesneski5359 10 месяцев назад +5

    "There's no such thing as normal" is the rallying cry of the truly unhinged.

    • @DoctorRevers
      @DoctorRevers 10 месяцев назад +1

      Actually that I agree with. He’s got some real intelligence in there it’s just mixed up with a lot of crazy

    • @tuanjim799
      @tuanjim799 9 месяцев назад

      It's actually a pretty solid insight about life and human nature.

    • @ryanwesneski5359
      @ryanwesneski5359 9 месяцев назад

      As a fellow unhinged, I concur.

  • @FearfulEarful
    @FearfulEarful 10 месяцев назад +3

    True story: Christian Bale based his American Psycho performance in part on TC

  • @mynameisnobody8479
    @mynameisnobody8479 10 месяцев назад +2

    Ohh hell yeah!! Thanks Vic.. did he get new teeth or something he can’t talk…lol

  • @ZaryGrabusey
    @ZaryGrabusey 10 месяцев назад

    You don’t have to do it Tom!

  • @terrapin9ify
    @terrapin9ify 10 месяцев назад

    This is gold❤

  • @wuhaninstituteofvirology
    @wuhaninstituteofvirology 10 месяцев назад +2

    sanity?...(not so much

  • @FloatingInDisgrace
    @FloatingInDisgrace 10 месяцев назад +1

    This made me laugh and have a good of a…

  • @chauncieextreme8514
    @chauncieextreme8514 10 месяцев назад

    your stepping over a line

  • @thebigcheese5114
    @thebigcheese5114 10 месяцев назад

    I’m scared

  • @leavemealone3089
    @leavemealone3089 10 месяцев назад +1

    totally normal not shilling for a cult person

  • @nestorgoblin6442
    @nestorgoblin6442 10 месяцев назад

    If movies can't Tom Cruise you got lose in them!

  • @johanstone
    @johanstone 10 месяцев назад +1

    He and gregg turkington should meet

  • @tincanstantheman
    @tincanstantheman 10 месяцев назад +1

    It's a good thing Tom cruise jr wasn't around to see this stunning display of bad behavior by Tom cruise, Shame!

  • @lenicularbensonic4752
    @lenicularbensonic4752 10 месяцев назад

    Vic Berger has a normal hair

  • @AXXXXA
    @AXXXXA 10 месяцев назад

    0:32

  • @Taltinus
    @Taltinus 10 месяцев назад +1

    I don't know. He's got that smile and dead eyed look that makes you wonder if maybe you should grab the nearest sharp wooden object and shove it straight into his heart.

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 10 месяцев назад

    Dude has really mellowed out, not going to see this dude jumping on couches! 🤪

  • @MeissnerEffect
    @MeissnerEffect 10 месяцев назад

    If you’ve got Tom Cruise like lose in them, you can’t movies!

  • @pokemonthemedance
    @pokemonthemedance 10 месяцев назад

    Popcorn's hot! Join the movies.

  • @Isomorphist
    @Isomorphist 10 месяцев назад

    cigarette in the theatre at barbie

  • @maxgc6413
    @maxgc6413 10 месяцев назад +1

    Lizard Eyes

  • @DoctorRevers
    @DoctorRevers 10 месяцев назад

    I mean the guys having fun. And humans are totally nuts right now. So I’m not sure what to think. Other than this is hilarious.