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Holy sht, this is a hour long. I was watching so intently, because he's reading fast and i didn't want to miss anything. I thought it would be over in like 6min
The thumbnail is 100% true for me as a kid, I remember thinking if I don’t walk through the door before my brother I will die instantly, all the time. Whenever these thoughts came I was never late
37:48 can we not just gloss over this? Like what the hell that’s horrible, I can’t imagine how traumatising that must’ve been for that poor, innocent kid. This is one of my worst nightmares, no matter how hard I try to be a nice, accepting, harmless person, I could still have my life ruined just cause I’m a guy and someone doesn’t like me. I really hope that guy is ok
but then 3 will have to be eaten in two bites, as one bite would be uncomfortably unsatisfactory. so 1 then 2 is simply unjustifiable. i propose 3 then 1 then 2 leaving all corners perfectly consumed in one sublime bit each. thoughts?
30:39 Actually that’s exactly what it changes. You see b!tch, there is this thing called loyalty. If the guy has it, then you are obligated to also have it. If you don’t, then we have no problem being like you and throwing away reason. Side effects may include but are not limited to: abandonment of all that was once held dear, emotional retaliation, disappearance of Man and Man’s property, forgetting consequences of actions that society frowns upon, leaving yo’ b!tch a$$ with the words “go find yo’ broke a$$ baby daddy,” slamming the door in your face.
Bruh really thinks that message was some science. It's not about loyalty, it's about the fact you INSULTED me and expect ME to FORGIVE you simply because of a couple of "I love you's". Idk what you niggas got going on in that supposed brain of yours, but you need to use it instead of letting it rot away as it slowly loses the ability to keep your skull in place and your stupidity.
0:58 God, I haven't heard of Mt St. Helens since a geography project in Secondary School. I can't even remember what's so notable about it, it's been that long.
I’m still sober and I can’t say the alphabet starting with M, wtf I have been informed at 32:53, up is “I am exposing my neck so I know and trust you” and down is “I don’t know you but I acknowledge and respect you” but the other two are pretty accurate
the trick is to rattle it off at hyper speed mentally and then switch to vocal once you get to M, it takes you like 2 seconds to get there so the pause wont be very noticeable
As a woman, I still understand these boner jokes. As a woman, I will also try to empathize with your struggles, even though I, myself, do not experience them. "There, there..." *pats head* "It's okay. I know it's hard sometimes." (not that head)
That thumbnail is literally me when I was a kid Edit: well I wouldn't think I would die though, I would just think I would lose and be a dishonor to the family
5:37 I would choose the alligator because last time I checked them fuckers can't climb and are pretty pathetic once you know how to deal with an encounter with em
19:42 Very important information for yall, tacos are actually... reasonably healthy. If it's made on a corn tortilla, basically everything in a taco is nutritionally whole grain, vegetable, or protein. Obviously with all the fats in a typical taco they can be calorie-heavy, but other than being high calorie tacos are legitimately good for you.
What women really want: Bill Cipher, The once-ler, sans, alastor, reigen, professor venomous, black hat, dr. Flug, tony the clock, wheatley, spamton, etc.
plus you can just stay out of the water or don't aggravate it also with the black mamba or gorilla black mamba's will hide so if you just sit in the middle of an open area you will be safe.
5:37 either crocodile or grizzlybear, let's say the situation is you are both spawned in a completely random place, except the middle of the ocean or somewhere where you wouldn't be able to survive no matter what, now with the crocodile and grizzly bear, no matter where you are most of these things will apply, now for the crocodile, unless I'm around water then I have a pretty decent chance of surviving for around 20 minutes, if he tries to get close to me hopefully I can wrestle him to a point where I can keep his mouth shut, because their bite force is really strong, but the muscle that opens their mouth is pretty weak, so you are decently easily able to keep their mouths shut, and if I can do that for a long enough, possibly have to do that for the rest of the 20 minutes, there's a decent possibility I could do that, now for the cruise leave there, with a grizzly bears they're not the kind of Predator to just kill any living thing that they can, if they don't really need to eat you, and they don't see you as a threat, then they won't attack you, just to get down and don't bother them, and it if I can do that for about 20 minutes, then I get my hundred million dollars
Solid analysis. Another point I would like to add, crocs also don’t like to waste energy if they don’t have to. If they see you as an easy meal they will go for it, but if you don’t act like a target to them then half of the time they’ll just ignore you so long as you keep your distance. If you come into close quarters though, I recommend tying the mouth shut instead of holding the mouth shut with your hands, because crocs can still roll and they have extremely powerful tails. But I would definitely go with the croc for 20 minutes
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RAT OR SNAKE MEMES! Ooh, or, to kill you mentally, cringe memes
@@avian.shmavianyes, cringe memes
Do Superheroes Memes
Duck Memes (45)
Job memes
I love how monotone Vaaz' voice is. Oddly soothing.
*I'd totally listen to him read reddit horror stories too lmao*
Likewise, that'd be awesome
he's like the moistcritical of twitter and reddit
new rival to mr nightmare
I would watch that
You would like penguinz too then, oooh and check out "criminally listed" awesome crime stories with monotone voice guy
As a dude, the last one made me cry. Hits right in the feels, I’m gonna pour one out for the bros no longer with us.
Cause the memories bring back memories
It got me emotional, I hadn’t cried in a hot minute but I got close
So you really watched it all 😭😭💀 Edit: I did to 😐
Me too bro
he’s alive he did an interview i forgot with who tho his username is l4r or something like that
As a guy, I can confirm these might be true
As a guy, who definitively watched the whole video, I can confirm this aswell
I can confirm that most guys will understand
I’m glad we all agree
As not a guy, I can also confirm
As a guy who definitely did not watch this whole video I can’t confirm
The SCP foundation is now questioning the man who escaped how he escaped.
0:01 he's not wrong
as a guy with many years of experience with being a guy, I understand.
Is it acceptable to want a woman made out of pillow@marshalmarrs3269
the only channel i can watch for hours in one sitting
So true
same lol
Same
Same
Holy sht, this is a hour long. I was watching so intently, because he's reading fast and i didn't want to miss anything. I thought it would be over in like 6min
The thumbnail is 100% true for me as a kid, I remember thinking if I don’t walk through the door before my brother I will die instantly, all the time. Whenever these thoughts came I was never late
that "shut the fuck up" caught me off guard heavy at 30:46. i'm not used to hearing vaaz usually express disdain that audibly
epic doe
🗿
He said what we were all thinking. The legend
18:19 somebody give this kid a hug my god.
20:19 Showed my brother this meme and he replied with "Hell's Canvas". Perfection.
37:48 can we not just gloss over this? Like what the hell that’s horrible, I can’t imagine how traumatising that must’ve been for that poor, innocent kid. This is one of my worst nightmares, no matter how hard I try to be a nice, accepting, harmless person, I could still have my life ruined just cause I’m a guy and someone doesn’t like me. I really hope that guy is ok
Yeah, I hope those girls got punished
"So do you have any evidence?"
"No."
"Any proof?"
"No."
"Alright, take him away gentlemen."
it happens a lot. unfortunately, theres not much people can do about it.
probably fake tbh. Who uses shackles or says shackles in the 21st century?
@@nbewarweppl still use them in court and stuff I think
As a woman I know what the guy can understand is true
trans?? (joke)
trans??/srs /forrealzeees
i said it was a joke jeez@@aarij9260
How tf did you get 21k subscribers just for commenting on videos
@@user-Doziejul2010 perks of being a woman, they don't need to bring things to the table, they are the table.
Vaazkl: "I've already read this one before."
*Proceeds to repeat dozens of memes several times*
FR
The difference is that these are compilations he just adds to make a bigger compilation, and sometimes, y'know, you forget stuff.
as not a guy, I do not understand a lot of these
Gurl I can understand them
As a guy, 1:21 is inaccurate. Lending. We like lending and getting back.
Yes, because you said you were food.
@@KiwiAndPickle3 yes.
@@avian.shmavian exactly. I am female, but I understand these memes.
6:57 can confirm, i was the malnourished jackalope
14:15 i swear i can here mouse clicking when you go onto the next meme
Yep
i think my favorite part of each of these videos is, every once in a while you get to see a treat like this 12:21
That last one.. I got a similar call yesterday. I'm at work, goddamnit.
2:49 Ok is nobody gonna talk about that cable? JESUS THAT CHARGING CORD IS OLD AS FUCK
0:36, I didn't know that IKEA had its own rescue unit, good to know.
I can't stress enough how true some of these are.
[thumbnail]
If you don't reach that tree you don't have any protection from that car ramming you.
W comment
29:18 This EXACT playground bit to bit is in the city I live in. I think they’re multiplying.
27:50 Smiled, and laughed.
I thought she was joking.
I think us guys can be quite silly at times and be a goober
22:13 1 then 2, you know 2 is gonna be the best bite of your life bro
but then 3 will have to be eaten in two bites, as one bite would be uncomfortably unsatisfactory. so 1 then 2 is simply unjustifiable. i propose 3 then 1 then 2 leaving all corners perfectly consumed in one sublime bit each. thoughts?
@@superfleet1954 I Have read this through thoroughly and have come to the conclusion that you are correct.
1:38 He found the one. I salute this man.
20:10
"I'm an idiot portrait." 🤣
2:25 fun fact he was a lightkeeper for a lighthouse
5:36 aligator 100%
Every single girl on the fucking planet: "guess I'm a guy then"
54:00 Bro that joke is so f-ing clever ”may the odds be ever in your favor”. A quote from the HUNGER games. 10/10.
Getting no scoped one shot by Henry cavill is low but never zero
4:00
“you only live once”
“ *lick the bowl* “ 👹
Me when my raindrop loses:
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
Crocodile easily just go in a house they don’t care enough to follow you 5:38
depends what the circumstantices are def not a Hippo or a Tiger so
This is a genius idea 10:35
30:39 Actually that’s exactly what it changes. You see b!tch, there is this thing called loyalty. If the guy has it, then you are obligated to also have it. If you don’t, then we have no problem being like you and throwing away reason.
Side effects may include but are not limited to: abandonment of all that was once held dear, emotional retaliation, disappearance of Man and Man’s property, forgetting consequences of actions that society frowns upon, leaving yo’ b!tch a$$ with the words “go find yo’ broke a$$ baby daddy,” slamming the door in your face.
Bruh really thinks that message was some science.
It's not about loyalty, it's about the fact you INSULTED me and expect ME to FORGIVE you simply because of a couple of "I love you's".
Idk what you niggas got going on in that supposed brain of yours, but you need to use it instead of letting it rot away as it slowly loses the ability to keep your skull in place and your stupidity.
YES
Can we appreciate how much effort vaazkl puts inside of us?
Inside of us? 🤔🤔🤔
He said he doesn't do the deed. Don't you listen?
can we appreciate how much of a loser this commenter is?
@@chloeevans1928 eh? Im not surprised cus i thought he does but that sounds very random
Ayo?
54:00
this is my exact precise idea of what is Happyness
7:53 Find yourself someone who looks at you like a basket of mozzarella sticks
11:50 The Faculty is such a great B movie.
0:58 God, I haven't heard of Mt St. Helens since a geography project in Secondary School. I can't even remember what's so notable about it, it's been that long.
4:36 damn that’s pretty impressive 😂
I actually died with the lick the bowl bathroom sign bro
Man that last one….almost made me cry man
12:56 this is why I always travel back in time before riding on an airplane
5:36 stranger things / it ahh gathering😭🙏 (i was a loner and never learned to ride bikes)
0:39 was what i thought would happen to me as a child whenever i got lost in an IKEA
Getting lost in 3008 is worse
@@charliedaanim4 The store is now closed please exit the building
17:17 this is still my kitchen table 😂
59:16 “Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.”
Only real men understand.
i do
9:47 Absolute agonizing pain
30:38 the way you responded to that made me laugh so hard
Yes
I’m still sober and I can’t say the alphabet starting with M, wtf
I have been informed at 32:53, up is “I am exposing my neck so I know and trust you” and down is “I don’t know you but I acknowledge and respect you” but the other two are pretty accurate
the trick is to rattle it off at hyper speed mentally and then switch to vocal once you get to M, it takes you like 2 seconds to get there so the pause wont be very noticeable
As a woman, strangely, I understand most of these memes.
Yeah novadays calling something "only boys" is just a way of saying its whacky
It's not really about understanding it, but more like experiencing it
Please stop doing that.
As another woman, I understand every single one of these memes, meanwhile I don’t even understand woman.
Lez
2:41 Why is this hilarious
As a woman, I still understand these boner jokes. As a woman, I will also try to empathize with your struggles, even though I, myself, do not experience them.
"There, there..." *pats head* "It's okay. I know it's hard sometimes." (not that head)
ure fake
15:49 is wild lmaooooo
That thumbnail is literally me when I was a kid
Edit: well I wouldn't think I would die though, I would just think I would lose and be a dishonor to the family
That ditch your job for an expedition on a tall ship is so spot on ahahha
Welcome back everyone😂😂😂
2:05
the "what would men with cancer do?" made me laugh probably more than I should have, I literally started choking from laughter
13:20 The amount of times that has happened to me-
5:37 I would choose the alligator because last time I checked them fuckers can't climb and are pretty pathetic once you know how to deal with an encounter with em
To the girls who came here anyways u may come to here..
16:43 muffin = totem of undying
2:56 is the best of all
19:42 Very important information for yall, tacos are actually... reasonably healthy. If it's made on a corn tortilla, basically everything in a taco is nutritionally whole grain, vegetable, or protein. Obviously with all the fats in a typical taco they can be calorie-heavy, but other than being high calorie tacos are legitimately good for you.
As a cross country and track runner, I approve the thumbnail 🤙
You can’t just end on that man, I’m be crying for a few minutes now
Early bird gets the worm
claim your worms here:
The one about the guy and his dogs made me shed a tear
thats me 10:47
What women really want: Bill Cipher, The once-ler, sans, alastor, reigen, professor venomous, black hat, dr. Flug, tony the clock, wheatley, spamton, etc.
22:16 it’s 2. You get more sandwich that way
20:57 this stick is not a solid stick. Would snap under a little bit of pressure. Someone get this man a better stick
Agreed
9:39 I almost choked on the water i was drinking
The Gordon Ramsay Bob ross one got me
This thumbnail is literally my entire childhood and most of my life.
Didn’t think it was possible for someone else to also be this way. Thought I was just a weirdo!😂
@@shahidvermont4001Why did you reply to yourself?
@@VON-O5I think bro forgot to switch to his alt account.
The dude mowing his lawn with the squad cars in the background is minding his own business. Everyone on my block knew that growing up
As a human being I can confirm this is the most human and amazing video on RUclips
5:38
Alligator, they are usually slow unless they are actively trying to chase something.
plus you can just stay out of the water or don't aggravate it also with the black mamba or gorilla black mamba's will hide so if you just sit in the middle of an open area you will be safe.
3:47 to exist
6:22 I like to think that this guy pisses with his pants down
5:53 as a gen z I don't know whats happening with gen z
same thing here bud
10:16 ... its called... zoning... out...
13:09 We slow down over time, latest (recorded) age you can get multiple answers back is 19, nearing 20.
10:36 dayuum fire
16:17 Doesn’t always work, just ask Prigozhin.
11:00 is true
1:51 looks like my uncle wtf💀
5:49 so THATS why ps5 controllers are 60$
5:37 either crocodile or grizzlybear, let's say the situation is you are both spawned in a completely random place, except the middle of the ocean or somewhere where you wouldn't be able to survive no matter what, now with the crocodile and grizzly bear, no matter where you are most of these things will apply, now for the crocodile, unless I'm around water then I have a pretty decent chance of surviving for around 20 minutes, if he tries to get close to me hopefully I can wrestle him to a point where I can keep his mouth shut, because their bite force is really strong, but the muscle that opens their mouth is pretty weak, so you are decently easily able to keep their mouths shut, and if I can do that for a long enough, possibly have to do that for the rest of the 20 minutes, there's a decent possibility I could do that, now for the cruise leave there, with a grizzly bears they're not the kind of Predator to just kill any living thing that they can, if they don't really need to eat you, and they don't see you as a threat, then they won't attack you, just to get down and don't bother them, and it if I can do that for about 20 minutes, then I get my hundred million dollars
Solid analysis. Another point I would like to add, crocs also don’t like to waste energy if they don’t have to. If they see you as an easy meal they will go for it, but if you don’t act like a target to them then half of the time they’ll just ignore you so long as you keep your distance. If you come into close quarters though, I recommend tying the mouth shut instead of holding the mouth shut with your hands, because crocs can still roll and they have extremely powerful tails. But I would definitely go with the croc for 20 minutes
@@issnake1109 yeah same
The lawnmower guy at accident is the best
I’m Gen Z and I trying to figure out what the hell is up with Gen Z.
Same
Same
21:35 that is illegal
The thumbnail is not limited to just guys. It is a universal experience. As a kid, I have raced many cars as if my life depended on it
3:01
I keep mines on my keychain, don’t know when I’d need to get to that damned SIM card