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About the custom sword: it used to be Viking tradition to go find the greatest blacksmith in the land, and commission a sword for your wedding to give as a present. Then, once you got your amazing wedding sword, you gave it to your husband the day of the wedding and you would be in charge of the ancestral swords that were passed down from generations to give to the new bride as a gift for their wedding. I honestly like this much more than rings. When my parents got married my mom just gave my dad the (this was new back then) PS2. Bring back wedding swords!
I'm guessing it either sucked, or was done really well. Depends on whether it was just a still image, or whether someone mapped out all the different profiles for the head.
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13:47 Actually my math and my history teachers currently try to annoy each other as much as possible by throwing pictures of ugly animals on the wall and then hiding the remote of the projector. It's so damn funny looking at ugly llamas for ten minutes while the teacher searches the classroom.
6:50 Fun fact: there are actually multiple species of water dwelling spiders, one notable one being the diving bell spider. This is your daily dose of spider knowledge.
2:01 Based on this she would have had to call her boyfriend at maximum once every 7.85 seconds, assuming she doesn’t sleep during any of those days. If she did, it’d be one every 5.23 seconds
4:49 Pretty sure the Cobra just wanted that scary giant to be elsewhere. It hissed. It coiled. It did everything to be left alone. Until it had to bite. But then the titan bit back.
Right!?! Omg!! 🤩 Whenever I had free time at work, I'd make little origami swans and hide them all over the place. The smallest I was ever able to do was about the size of my pinky nail.
There's a specific kind of spider with special webbing that can filter the oxygen out of water that it uses to do exactly what you'd expect a spider to do with that.
4:16 "do you have any family traditions?" "nope, but every year on my birthday i take a bite outta dis window because of how excited i am" autotune ofc (from a yt short)
11:09 incase anyone doesnt understand it looks like 2 to the power of 0 which while most people thinks its 0 (as a number to the power of anything is just YxYxY etc until the amount of y's is the same as the power) it's actually 1 i forgot why but its some math thing so the 2 to the power of 0 is 1 idk if anyone understood this but oh well
17:46 Teacher: anyways sam over here has better grades than most of the students in this classroom. student:its not sam.. ITS SANS. Teacher:like the font? student :UGH.... DONT YOU KNOW UNDERTALE?? Teacher: whats a ''undertale''? student:...
9:00 I had a pen in which I emptied and replaced the ink 4 times. It's simple, you need a lot of practice and a lot of pens, and one day, one of them will stay
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you did last video acctually
Hope you get better, happy two mil
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About the custom sword: it used to be Viking tradition to go find the greatest blacksmith in the land, and commission a sword for your wedding to give as a present. Then, once you got your amazing wedding sword, you gave it to your husband the day of the wedding and you would be in charge of the ancestral swords that were passed down from generations to give to the new bride as a gift for their wedding. I honestly like this much more than rings. When my parents got married my mom just gave my dad the (this was new back then) PS2. Bring back wedding swords!
Damn that's metal
I love this thanks for sharing this information I agree bring back wedding swords!!
The joe hawley meme at the end gave me flashbacks to when I literally only listened to Tally Hall for like a year
my brain: "oh, that meme at the end has the name joe in it! wouldn't it be funny if it were joe hawley?"
joe hawley:
16:04 now i really want to know how this looked like ingame.
I'm guessing it either sucked, or was done really well. Depends on whether it was just a still image, or whether someone mapped out all the different profiles for the head.
Did you know that a pillow isn’t made of 371,284,810,827,820 children?
Fr?
Wait really?
gotta return my pillow
that isn't what the pillow salesman told me..i need a refund.
@@foxbuns yea, you might need to sue them, for lying
2:10 thats multiple calls PER MINUTE!!
Thats about 8 calls an hour according to my math
Not as drastic but why would anyone do that
11,000 per day 7.63 per minute
@@just-there my math was way off I think i overthought about it
That cat looks like it achieved all of its life goals 4:30
it has
What Cat?
idk, seems like it achieved something pretty significant
İm now realising that im an idiot
14:25 The person who gave this guy the F award is the real bossfight
19:43 OH MY GOD JOE HAWLEY IN A VAAZKL VIDEO AHHHHHHHHHHH
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Depends on the spider. Some are able to traverse water easily, but a lot of them struggle with swimming and may drown. But yes, they can sort of swim
some can WALK on water.
13:47 Actually my math and my history teachers currently try to annoy each other as much as possible by throwing pictures of ugly animals on the wall and then hiding the remote of the projector. It's so damn funny looking at ugly llamas for ten minutes while the teacher searches the classroom.
I apologize to confirm, but spiders can swim...
...did I do it?...did I scare you?
man I got scared to swim in my pool for a second...
@@PickleFox_Skills I would have said I'm training to be a terrorist, but I don't think people would have appreciated the joke.
don't worry they walk on the water instead
@@BenjaminMorel-xs2vi nah people would have appreciated it a lot 23 years ago
6:50 Fun fact: there are actually multiple species of water dwelling spiders, one notable one being the diving bell spider. This is your daily dose of spider knowledge.
6:47 there are some that can walk on water, jesus spider, jespider
There is a spider that makes a nest underwater I think
2:01 Based on this she would have had to call her boyfriend at maximum once every 7.85 seconds, assuming she doesn’t sleep during any of those days. If she did, it’d be one every 5.23 seconds
that chicken fingers guy is just like begging in the most complex way ever
CONGRATS ON THE TWO MILLION! I'm so sorry you're in pain right now though 😭
6:33 that’s insane behavior
4:49 Pretty sure the Cobra just wanted that scary giant to be elsewhere.
It hissed.
It coiled.
It did everything to be left alone.
Until it had to bite.
But then the titan bit back.
I love the Aztec attractive one. Come to think of it, that’s probably why they did it in the first place.
3:39 well now that I’m thinking about it yeah it is pretty weird lol
Hope you feel better soon, greetings from Germany and congrats on 2M 😊
CONGRATS ON 2 MIL VAAZY
Congrats on 2 mil subs Vaz!
3:00 glad to live in the same state as the actual final boss of earth itself
11:03 THOSE ORIGAMI CRANES ARE TINY-
no fucking shit! i thought they were giant!
Right!?! Omg!! 🤩
Whenever I had free time at work, I'd make little origami swans and hide them all over the place.
The smallest I was ever able to do was about the size of my pinky nail.
My smallest origami crane is 8mm. The world record made by a human is 3mm. My goal is to beat the world record.
I mena, it’s average, guys!
19:43 JOE HAWLEY MENTIONED??
JOE HAWLEY
19:43
JOE HAWLEY???
TALLY HALL JUMPSCARE‼️‼️‼️‼️
There's no way Vaazkl isn't a Tally Hall fan. This is the third vid I've seen of his with smth Tally Hall related in it
Holy shit, congrats on two million. In celebration I shall refrain from correcting your mispronunciations like I usually do. Love your channel
Congratulations on 2M subscribers Vaazkl! I hope you reach your dreams and live a happy life without trouble ❤
Good and Evil realize they're on the same bus
good and evil? no way was that a tally hall reference
Good and evil? LIKE THE TALLY HALL ALBUM?? 😱
5:03 i use an android phone, so i often sit in places without any of those.
4:55 bro pulled the ultimate uno reverse
why is dave always the cool and chill guy in every story
19:49 tally hall mentioned!!!
"Spiders can swim. They can eat, breathe, and reproduce underwater too" (Google)
FUUUUUUUUCKKK why did you have to tell me this 😭😭😭
Nuh uh
D:
The S.T.A.T bossfight just came out today. And then this. Insane
2:36 it was the thunderstorms for me. food was good last i recall though i havent gone in like 10 years
There's a specific kind of spider with special webbing that can filter the oxygen out of water that it uses to do exactly what you'd expect a spider to do with that.
0:31 Final boss of high school debt
0:56 now that's just mean
The thumbnail has me laugh-crying
6:50 I just checked in with my Alexa. Some of them can.
the stairs are going flat tbh
4:16 "do you have any family traditions?" "nope, but every year on my birthday i take a bite outta dis window because of how excited i am" autotune ofc (from a yt short)
6:52 YES THEY CAN 😭😭😭
10:20
He did *W H A T* now?
you better have the guy who uprooted his town with a homemade tank
1:11 How do you even manage to be banned from the sea 😭
Poseidon had enough of his shit 😭😭😭
6:37 Imagine only seeing the I see you car while on a drive
0:16 HMF REFERENCE??/?/??/?/
11:09 incase anyone doesnt understand it looks like 2 to the power of 0 which while most people thinks its 0 (as a number to the power of anything is just YxYxY etc until the amount of y's is the same as the power) it's actually 1 i forgot why but its some math thing so the 2 to the power of 0 is 1 idk if anyone understood this but oh well
This didn't really make sense but do you mean 2 to the power of 0 is 1?
Congrats on 2 mil
I refuse to watch memes without a British guy reading them.
15:49 soo the turtle's mom and dad were... fishes?
11:07 tell us you are a Math nerd without telling us you are a Math nerd
All I saw in the thumbnail was "the pope can spray."
4:31 every weekend for me
1:34 I see this everytime I go to the school bathroom.
2:41 he just wants a bite bro give it to him, order him some bro
Congrats on 2 mil homie
The Oppenheimer one is funny cause it’s true😂
Congrats on 2 mil!
LET'S GO congratulation for the 2M man
7:37 now he’s building an underground garage
0:12 lol after watching a horror vid this brings me laughter
Congrats on the 2M!
Congrats on 2 Million!
None of these are about bossfights.
16:58 I tab out and just and heard: steak ... leftovers ... Children
12:30 i dont see a problem
Me neither. Maybe it's ironic?
18:28 your gonna ignore the banana dipped in gasoline like im sorry how the hell do u know what that taste like
4:50 leaving cobra a vegetable
Bossfights rush HELL MODE
0:26 i was the rich kid growing up and I was also 6’ in 7th grade I think you know where this is going
6:53 They can swim
17:46
Teacher: anyways sam over here has better grades than most of the students in this classroom.
student:its not sam.. ITS SANS.
Teacher:like the font?
student :UGH.... DONT YOU KNOW UNDERTALE??
Teacher: whats a ''undertale''?
student:...
17:49 MISSED OPERTUNITY TO PLAY UNDERTALE MUSIC
9:00 I had a pen in which I emptied and replaced the ink 4 times. It's simple, you need a lot of practice and a lot of pens, and one day, one of them will stay
Finally, only one digit again
12:49 this was actually hilarious 😭😭
What is joe hawley doing there.
I think Vaazkl is a Tally Hall fan. This is the third video I've seen of his where there's something Tally Hall related
Gratz on 2m🎉🎉🎉🎉
7:05 I actually send, they just eat chicken noodle soup. I am so dumbbbbbb
8:39 Nosk is the by far the creepiest thing to be experienced by man. Discuss.
10:00 yeah
3:45 Oh but the ****** I do.
3:10 Little baby Baldrick!
12:48 this is a sign not to cut ties with him
rizzler
10:21 wait a second, with his own mother???!!!
6:53
spiders can swim
4:09 in grounded they are f***king terrifying.
11:19 YES
Tally hall :))) 19:49
YUP
space memes please
Ok but did the fetus just had money and reached out of the woman,
18:58 decided to look it up and i need to say that i was not disappointed