Jeff Probst (King of Sass) - Part 1
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Jeff is like a host, psychologist, producer, and play by play announcer all at the same time. I love him
Agreed. This is why I watched Survivor videos like this one. Jeff asks the good, the bad, and the ugly questions that reveal the inner dark truth about their own strategy indirectly.
Rick R psychologist he graduated from a psychology school.
Yeah he is.
Don’t forget want to be doctor
well that’s because he’s literally a host, dipshit
I didn’t realize that he was this sassy until this video
Cougar 0508 Yeah I was way off saying 90%
He’s not always this sassy but after like 40 seasons these are the moments that have occurred.
Bro It’s like someone making a video of all the times you sassed someone in 40 years like bro it happens and it will happen to you bro
SAME!
If u watched this for fucking years and still didn't know shet... Why u even trying to Relevant no offenze
"I'm an adopted child"
looks like a grown ass man to me
Still a man child living in the basement 😂
little orphan funkhauser
He’s so cringe.
Nahh he just looks like an ass man
He meant by the past but if he was smart he would call himself a orphan not a adopted child..
“I do have African-American people in my life”
Jeff: “Who?”
*Awkward laugh*
“My house keeper”
God I hated Colton
Colton is the biggest douche
@@jacklichtenstein19 And the biggest quitter.
@@jackoshmako1193 Ive seen every season of Survivor & no one gets on my nerves more than Colton... What use to bug me is Women winning over the guy who really deserved to win... But Colton has overtook that... Abi is right up there too
What is wrong with having an African American housekeeper? Don't they need work, too? Growing up, we had a black women who worked as our maid, but she also helped raise my siblings and I while my Mom was at work. Our entire family dearly loved Daisy! She was like part of the family.
“So you’ve had domestic vio...”
“I’m an adopted child”
😂
To be fair before being adopted he prob went from home to home. Prob was a victim case many foster kids are abused and neglected.
@@khasualentertainment6734 To be honest, it doesn't sound like he was in foster care for long, if at all. Some children are adopted around birth, and he didn't say he experienced abuse or neglect, his only connection was he didn't know his birth parents.
@@everyonehasmynames2420 depending on his age. But many arent adopted. Many just libe in foster homes or group homes then later age out
khasual entertainment in the context of the conversation he was comparing them because Chirin was talking about how she has no connection with anyone in her family and only has friends because of the abuse she suffered. And then dan is saying he knows what she’s talking about because he’s adopted and doesn’t have BIOLOGICAL family
@@khasualentertainment6734 He was adopted. Not fostered.
“Jonathan getting frustrated by me” I’m dead 😂😂
Lmao Same
Penner is by far my all time favorite survivor
That's the very first episode I ever watched and man Jeff was Savage!
Sgt James Doakes lame reply
thats my favorite jeff moment
People can say what they want about Probst, but he's still the main factor behind why this show is so good.
Ryan Thurston He’s also the main factor why Survivor has gone downhill and one great season still can’t change it. Jeff is a good host (except he’s very sexist) but a terrible producer.
@@a.jdeets5527 Jeff and Survivor are totally sexist.
@@AndrewSmith-pn2qc how so???
@@jackoscar11 Every season they purposely make sure the cast always has the same number of men and women. Even with all returnees seasons.
Like think how much better an all star season could be if you didn't have that artificial BS sexist constraint.
? what. It's casting, unless they do an all winners season, why not cast, you know, an interesting cast..
i take great pleasure in him roasting the shit out of colton and then colton crying
We all do lol
D Thizz yes, because gay people in San Francisco represent the entire gay community? You’re looking at probably the _worst_ representation of the average gay male
Yeeesss. I hate Colton. Lil bitch
@D Thizz you don't have to live in san francisco to recognize obvious crocodile tears
@D Thizz hahaha yeah I thought you were having a stroke or something there
Oh no he said “if it was love he would have given you the immunity necklace” OOF
Scrolling down and reached that exact part in video
Steve Thea happens to me all the time. Isn’t that crazy?
What season is that?
@@jsm8149 Cook Islands. Their relationship was obnoxious as hell to the whole cast
I laughed so hard 😂😂
The Total Drama writers really took notes from Jeff when they made Chris McClean. Chris is like Jeff pushed up to 11.
philly_ sports lmao I was just thinking that
Yep. Chris McLean is like the psychotic super saiyan caricature of Jeff Probst and I love it and live for it 😂
With less regard for the player's safety, but yeah that's about chris
chris is like that one impression of jeff that courtney yates did where shes like “todd! looks like you just got some bad news, what happened?”
“And as for the losers, they will be taken and executed!” - King of Sass
Liam Whiteley what does that mean “executed
Eddy Perez so basically leave the game
@@lemonadelemonade714 As far as you know.
@@brodycountryman709 killed
And they believed it lol
I laughed when Jeff was like except abi...sitting out yet again 😂😂😂😂
"It should be Malcolm holding that"
she said had a torn ACL tho, I wonder why Jeff wouldn't know about it if it was true :P
Abi was one of the most useless Survivors ever in challenges . . . and she was absolutely obnoxious around camp.
I think abi has played in just about as many challenges as Sandra... Now if only she knew how to manipulate and play a social game instead of annoy everyone including us at home she could have made it.... Lol nah she sucked
@@kgrimes842 The Sandra sit out bench was iconix
J O N A T H A N G E T T I N G F R U S T R A T E D B Y M E
💀💀💀
SAVAGE LOL
That had me rolling!!!!
😂
Everytime I come back to this video, this moment and comment is just perfection.
The real clip of Jeff saying "They will be taken and executed" is way better unedited
The real clip goes
Jeff: explains what the winners will get
Contestant: What happens to the rest of them? (the losers)
Jeff (without hesitation): They will be taken and executed.
Oh my God 😂😂😂
He just says it with straight face
Do you have the clip? Or know if it's on RUclips?
I love how they edited the reactions like this was legit gonna happen
actually, i believe the clip shown was from the "next time on survivor" thing at the end of the episode
“Maybe if it were love, he’d have given you the immunity necklace.”
This is the best.
He had to get one last dig in after the raro alliance almost ruined that season lol
"Benry, making the best move this game for the yellow team with the ceremonial loser's dismount" holy shit they are already dead Probst
🥴🥴🥴
🤣🤣🤣”ceremonial loser dismount”
I wouldve quit the show right then and there 🤣🤣
I’m DEAD 🤣☠️
Idk how anyone can hate this guy, best host ever and one the main reasons this show is still kicking
Ironically there will always be exceptions to the rule. Nothing is completely anything and if you present something there’s usually a contrarian who will challenge you just for the sake of it.
He's condescending. I also didn't like how he make fun of Abi about being oblivious cause she "doesn't know our culture" - as much as I dislike Abi.
Cole yeah i thought him saying that to Abby was a bit of an asshole thing to say, but other than that, i like him
The Australian host is wayyy better
People hate him?
If you quit, you should NOT be part of the jury! JMO
Well the producers started to have that same philosophy after Nicaragua aired.
I'd rather not live in a universe where Chase won Survivor.
@@entertainer_ev2747 yep; Probst mentioned it during the reunion show. XD
BladeBlur I’ve heard rumors that people gave Chase pity votes just so Sash wouldn’t get any more money, so maybe in a universe where there’s only 7 jurors in Nicaragua Fabio still wins
punknhead23 I agree like you never played the game you weren’t voted out you don’t deserve to be on the jury
The fact that he announced Jonathan getting irrated by him was fucking hilarious. Comedy gold 💀😭
“hey jeff, hold up bro”
*silence*
“i just always wanted to say that”
*jeff looks around*
“.....okay.”
IM CHOKING
omg ikr I was laughing so hard at that part 💀😂
I think these are my favorite responses of his in these videos. Just so dumbfounded that his responses is nothing more than acknowledgement that something happened.
Everyone else just facepalms
That could be used inadvertently to throw off a track it's all about strategy and deception
WTF EVEN WAS THAT 🤣
“And kicks the puzzle which always helps” that line was the only good part about game changers
Game changers was good but it gets a lot of hate because most people's favourite players were booted pre-jury.
Ryan Langlois yeah and everyone who didn’t get booted pre merge was boring af like Sarah sits there with the same facial expression the whole game 😴😴😴
Game Changers was great for 2 episodes and then is on life support until Sandra gets voted out, after that it dies.
I love Game Changers though
Sam 2727 I respect your opinion but in my opinion it’s the worst season
This was the best idea for a video you’ve ever had
I'm so glad this exists. Lol
For that reason I subscribed
True I love this video and jeff
Omg I see u everywhere
Kyra Crowley I am an omnipresent annoyance, here to make my mark in _every_ Survivor video comment section
This whole video could've just been Probst dragging Abi every day of season 25.
Dragging or dogging?
Justin Cooper and Penner
Dragging or doglogging?
@@mattkline3431 Wdym?
@@encycl07pedia-
Sandy is tricky to get grip on and even the most kitted out Landcrushers, Luxies and Poo-trols can get bogged.
To do well on sand you need good fat tyres at low tyre pressures, an engine with low down torque, and ideally has a dual range gearbox or at least the awd system is a 60:40 setup and can be switched on manually. Ohh and the ability to carry a set of max traxs or two. If I was building a rig to go onto sand, I'd also invest in an on-board air compressor, a winch and some snap straps as a backup if anyone needs to pull me out. You can also use a winch hooked to a spare tyre buried in the sand to help pull you out of trouble.
Clearance is the least of your issues if you can't channel the engine's power to give you low down torque, and/or if the awd system has a strong front wheel drive bias and not designed for light off-roading. Most SUVs designed as town cars have awd optional drivetrains that are usually 80:20 or, at best, a 70:30 bias with the rear diff being electronically turned on when the ecu detects slip. It's not there to give you off-road ability, but to stop the car from spinning out in the wet.
A diesel powered SUV would be best because diesel's naturally have low down torque. Although plenty of people can tackle sand with petrol 4wds provided they have a low range box.
My suggestion for you is a Pajero Sport. Has the mitsy's Super select 4wd system which is a dual range setup used in the Triton & pajero plus has added benefits of being able to be used on the road for safety. It's turbo diesel with a reliable 2.4L engne. Well spec'd for the money and at your budget you may be able to get a 2nd hand one with some warranty left. The pajero sport is made more for the city driver who likes to go offroad every so often so it still feels more like a daily car instead of a off-roader that is uncomfortable as a daily.
If you want a new car, for $35k, your options are more limited. $30-35k is the entry level part of the SUV market where you're mostly buying base model petrol SUVs made as cheap town runabouts.
2nd hand newer cars can be a real bargain if you can forgo the new car smell.
In the 2nd hand market for your money you could also consider either the Forester or Outback. Both very capable cars with the forester lending to higher clearance, but less bootspace and higher price due to beng an SUV. I've driven the current gen Outback on looser sandy trails in it's "X-mode" and it did very well. The 6th gen outback is a great car to drive and will likely do many miles comfortably. It's definitely one of the best cars I've ever driven.
The pan from “as if this is a foreign language” to “shain’t” is one of the most underrated funny moments in the show
That had me cackling. The two best ideas the tribes had were "wax" and "shain't"
“I’m in therapy from seeing these words so many times.” 😂😂😂
"Colton is the guy who should have never gotten off the couch"
"We brought a quitter back, and we got a quit again"
Jeff out here with the facts man.
Colton sucks but I really don't think he quit the first time. The medics said he should be taken out of the game.
I'm not entirely sure I buy that. I feel like Jeff was just piling on. There are enough reasons to hate Colton already, we can just stick to that.
I just feel bad that he lost Caleb in an accident
@@oney3281 what?
@@Captain-Sum.Ting-Wong The dude faked appendicitis. Even when you go back and watch the video he just starts breathing super heavy when she pushed on his belly to shoot his heart rate up. When you have appendicitis, your lungs will contract from the pain no way you are taking that large of breaths under that type of pain. Also he's racist so he can go fuck himself
Enough with the nicknames is my favorite lol
Clay put right on the spot lol
Eric42 bye bye Denver Diva
Denver... uh.. Diva
I felt like I was back in school being scolded by my teacher in front of the class lol
Michaela thinks she has it?!!!
NO THAT IS NOT RIGHT
*kicks the puzzle*
AND SHE KICKS THE PUZZLE,THAT ALWAYS HELPS
That was one of my favorite moments
@@olivermensinger6022 Same!
7:55 they really had ‘wax’ and ‘shain’t’ spelled out
Jj V what did they end up spelling for that challenge?
Shain'ts a word, shain't it?
I don't really remember but I think the word was Survivor
@@dominiquewa The phrase was "a reward with all the fixin's"
fixin's not a word though! I'd have trouble with that and I'm pretty good at word puzzles.
Just realized Jeff is amazing for promoting therapy as a normal thing back when there was way more stigma around it, especially as a strong guy
7:52
Well, I don't know, Jeff; "wax" and "shain't" are pretty good words to describe Survivor in my opinion.
“Jonathan getting frustrated by me” 😂😂
Lmao
Jeff really knows how to get under your skin but you got to admit, he does a fantastic job at what he does. 😄😄❤❤ He does kind of push it sometimes especially during the challenge for the ice cream during One World when he kept telling Alicia how bad she was at throwing those coconuts
Alicia...pathetic :)
Yeh that's like 80% of his job and he does it so well
He should've pushed harder though, saying that Alicia is pathetic was an understatement.
thats coz that chick was the worst.... some even say pure evil
@@jackoscar11 I totally agree. My mom and I were re-watching One World not too long ago and she kept asking me when Alicia was going to get voted off lol
Does Jeff have clones because he never changes
Botox, face lifts, good diet, good genes. The latter
"Talking to brandon about strategy id like talking to you (Jeff) about shirts that aren't blue." -Cochran
He actually was my childhood crush and seeing Survivor now like 10 years later (I’m 18), bitch, little me had good taste
Think somebody doesn't know what "the latter" means.
His dimples subtly elongate through the years
Bruh the zoom in on the word “shain’t” is SENDING ME 💀💀💀 7:55
W A X
S H A I N ' T
Lmaoooo the editors are so damn good 😂
"10 seconds left" 7:26
"Before what happens?"
"Before you gotta get off the BOAT brother, you played this game before" 😂😂😂
I love this because he was clearly trolling
*SHAIN’T*
This made me laugh so hard for some reason.
You shaint pass
w a x
What did the puzzle read out in the end?
“A reward with all the fixin’s”
Lol “he beats himself up as a reward” still gets me everytime 12:59
I've watched that clip endless times and I still love it
I love Probst so much. His comments make the show even better.
Life In Italics he does. The producers are messing it up (he is part of it i know) with too many advantages.
"You need to stop bitching and start throwing"
-the greatest host in all of television
The ceremonial loser dismount gets me every time
He’s such a savage and so quick
"enough with the nicknames" is my earliest memory of survivor (back when I was little and would be in the room while my parents watched). i honestly thought i had made that up in my head
Alright wtf because me too. I remember sneaking out of bed to steal food out of the fridge after I had gone to bed and hearing that exact line from living room because my mom was watching TV. I wouldn't start watching the show with her until a few years later but I really thought I had made it up in my head because it was such a strange standalone memory.
Bro yasssss
I love early memories like that where you have no idea if it was real or not
people saying that Jeff is all these things, he literally makes the show. This show is soooo incredibly amusing because of him!!
And he's not to bad to look at either!!!
Only thing bad about this video is that it' isn't longer.
Nikhil Sinha
there’s are part 2 tho 👌
It’s 24 minutes if you put the two videos together.
"hey jeff, hold up bro...
i just always wanted to say that"
"okay"
💀💀💀💀💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jeff’s delivery is sooo on point. He extracts exactly what he wants when he asks a question. His tone is also a subtle nod to the audience cause we can see the bigger picture while we watch the show
Russell Colton Penner and FairPlay sassy moments were great but “kicking a puzzle that always helps” and “if it were love he would give you immunity” might be my favorites
12:21
"And kicks the puzzle. Which always helps."
That was my favorite 😂
The video I never knew I needed. Jeff is the king of sass
8:47 Jeff saying, "My life is fine" might be the greatest moment in Survivor history.
12:22 “Mikaela is not right, and kicks the puzzle, which always helps.”
I hated her so much. This was her reaction to everything
Could have watched another 17 hours of this
And the losers,THEY WILL BE EXECUTED
Jeff Probst is a SAVAGE
He's a SAVAGE! Classy, ruthless, nasty!
Jeff throws so much shade 😂😂
"throws it like a little kid" "P A T H E T I C" 💀💀💀
I think Abi was the reason that Jeff came up with the no sit out twice in a row rule😂
*S H A I N ' T*
It should be what?
W A X
@@eyekatch3r732 It shain't be that
"I mean... MY ASS!" The Penner-Probst duo is forever my favorite thing about this game. xD
“Maybe my botox isn’t working!” AAH
“Ben remakes the best move from the yellow team, with a ceremonial losers dismount”
Man only Jeff can make this up on the spot😂
"... Johnathan getting frustrated by me!" 😂🤣 yesss the show must go on 👏🏻👏🏻 keep narrating no matter what
"My housekeepers."
I SCREAMED
Housekeeper.* Just one.
Can someone tell me what season that was?
@@spencerallegra Season 24: One World
Steve Thea
I don’t like Boston Rob that much but he does NOT deserve that comparison
Remember when Jeff told Helen, Clay, Brian, and Jan that they were the least likable final four ever?
I think that was in interviews afterwards. I'm pretty sure he didn't actually say that on the show.
What season was that?
Amara Mast Thailand, I believe.
@@MrsMuffin11 Thailand, season 5
Just all Penner moments in a row. LOL
There were four clips in a row of Jeff just dragging Penner across the floor
"You need to stop *bitching* and start throwing" IM DEAD AHAHAHAHAH
"Jonathan getting frustrated by me."
I feel like Jeff announces everything in his life this way.
Jeff Probst is honestly the best host ever. He is intelligent, well spoken and very respectful. There will always will be people that can find something to complain about, especially on the internet. Most of them just plain jealous.
Eagle turtle, big compliment for all the video's you put out, I know how much time that takes, really well done!thanks for the entertainment!
Part 2, pretty please? This was amazing.
mbgal07 I will try and get around to it! Do you have any suggestions on clips to use? 😊
@@eagerturtle4791 If I had to suggest: basically most of the tribal where Osten quit in Pearl Islands lol.
The trivia in all stars about the alphabet strategy
Eager Turtle in heroes vs villains for the chocolate reward when he gives them a taste of chocolate and the heroes refuse it and he drags Colby
Tommy McPhee ooohhhhhh yea!!!
What I love about Jeff the most is that when he sees people that are full of it, as a host he clearly calls them out on it. A lot of hosts on reality shows just smile and go on with the show.
homeboy said his house keeper😂😂😂 deadd
“and he beats himself up as a reward”😂
Jeff saying “next time please write a name down” sounded like a boss correcting an employee for fucking around. It was great.
“Jonathan getting frustrated by me”
“I say the same two hundred words over and over. I’m in therapy I say the words so often” 😂😂
I've never seen Jeff more shocked then at 5:06 I was wheezing lol
"Jonathan, getting frustrated by me" is the funniest thing to ever happen on survivor.
3:55 LMAO. I like how they looked genuinely shocked.
Rizky Fajar Adiputra At least one of them was actually scared for a second
His face when he said that was so serious and happy
Lol they were concerned for a second there
That’s not the actual scene. The “executed” line and their “gasp reaction” are from different episodes.
"Coach" definitely should have gotten an award for most eyerolls produced by tribe members. It literally is everytime he speaks.
"that's true. this time maybe you'll get a real one"
*jason shrinks*
7:02 "Jonathon getting frustrated by me."
Savage 😂😂
I love this guy. He's got so much personality but he also makes sure his contestants are ok and safe. The way he's handled some situations, even if we didnt see it all, is amazing.
Jeff: if anybody has an hidden immunity idol
Guy: hey Jeff, hold up bro.... I just always wanted to say that
Jeff: *face annoyed*
that comment was 4 years ago
@@AlisaHilton13 wow, thank you
Jeff is like the “Anti-Therapist”.
"Jonathan, getting frustrated by me" was the first thing I thought when I saw the title, so glad that made the cut. It's such Quintessential Probst, commentary + sass
Jeff looking into the camera for a split second at 11:04 startled me. I am not worthy
“You need to stop bitching and start swinging” I loved that haha
I start the video not knowing what to expect, and then out of the blue: "Do you belong out here?" I am already dying! Also Jeff destroying FairPlay towards the end.
Him ripping on abby that whole season had me cracking up!
I think Abi and Colton should get casted and just left on the island forever
Colten would cry so much the earth would flood
I love when Jeff gets in his digs, it’s deserved.
I have to wonder if Jeff Probst has ever seen "Paris is Burning" or owns of pair of "reading" glasses cuz god damn the library is forever open with him & I'm LIVING for it
Jeff's reaction to Billy is still one of the funniest moments ever captured on television.
Jeff really does not like Danielle 😂
Isaac Turpin and Abi 😂
Comaful Correct
13:20 PATHETIC.. this had me rollin lol
I like Jeff as the host, his reactions are so genuine and random, it's always fun to watch. Like, when someone makes a surprising move or gives a surprising answer, his reactions are always fun to watch.
Yay! You added my brother, Billy Garcia at 5:06 in this video.
It might have been one of the most craziest tribal counsels but it made him famous. Second person booted off of Survivor Cook Island and after 13 years this episode is still being talked about and shown by fans. Even during the official 10 anniversary party for Survivor they showed this scene as one of the most memorable moments.
🖤🖤🖤 #BringBackBillyGarcia 🖤🖤🖤
From what I’ve seen, he isn’t the best strategic player, but man oh man he makes for good tv
Even Russel Hantz said he wanted Billy back ;9
I thought it made for a very genuine and sweet moment at the reunion. He seems like a very kind person.
1:37
That dude definitely smuggled some pot onto the island.
COLTON is the worst
joel greatz he should have never got up off the couch
I thought he was a woman
that little shit
So sad his husband died :(
He seemed like a really nice guy
I didn't watch the second season with Colton live, I hated him so much from the first one that the second second I just skipped episodes until I got one without him and went back to watch his ass quit and that was it.
0:10 Rooted for Laura. She never really had a fair chance being the wife of Rupert but She tried her best and was proud.
felt terrible for Rupert too. it was the right move to get him out early but I couldn't help but feel we were all robbed, including Laura and Rupert
All of these Penner ones are the best ones 😂
When I heard "Ceremonial loser dismount" I nearly died. It was just soooooo vicious. I loved it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
7:45 He says "I dont call what yall say" while crying lol