Let's consider how this cult decided to sacrifice someone for the Goetian Prince of Hell Stolas who's said in mythology to be a pacifist, so these cultists clearly didn't do their research about what the demon they decided to summon is like, they probably only researched the summoning symbol of the first demon they thought or heard of.
I mean that is how every demonic cult works in horror movies, these chumps should consider themselves lucky Stolas was traumatized by the experience instead of murdering them all and using their bodies as flesh puppets to open a gateway to hell so demonic hordes can invade the realm of the living like the what would happen in the movies.
This is one of the funniest jokes in the episode. Made me imagine if any of the other more well known demons have to deal with this nonsense (It'd be hilarious to see ANY of the Sins in this situation).
Oh, there was cake..MADE FROM THE FLESH OF THE INNOCENT, WITH FROSTING MADE FROM THE TORTURED SOULS OF THE DAMNED AND STRAWBERRIES...well, actually the strawberries are just strawberries.
I like to imagine there’s actual cults who just randomly invite daemons like stolas to chill. Also learn some stuff but not something to take over a town but some relatively useful material or knowledge
Funnily enough,in actual mythology Stolas provides his summoners with the knowledge of healing astrinomy and botany,explaining this Stola's connection to the stars and the numerous plants in his castle
@justsomeone883 And funnily enough, Stolas is summoned with Incense Burning, rather than blood sacrifices. These cultists clearly didn’t do their homework.
@@kingcamelot1395 Knowing this show they were probably some angsty teenagers looking to get "demonic powers" and decided to summon the first demon that google popped up
This could be a post on r/Writing Prompts. "Your cult has succesfully summoned an goetian demon. An prince of the underworld. But he is not happy with your human sacrifice. He expected a cake."
Stolas: “I was told there would be cake?” Cult Leader: “But my Prince, he’s our gift to you! In a way he is THE CAKE!” Stolas: “Yeeessss…….I would have preferred a Black Forest cake, not whatever this is?”
*at the hazbin hotel re-opening party* lucifer: this beats the last party i went to *flashback at the satanic cult* satanic cultist: all hail the prince of darkness, lucifer lucifer: i was told there would be pizza *blood splatter on lucifer*
Stolas couldn’t have cared less about the cult’s human sacrifice ritual in his name and cared more about cake only to be freaked out over human blood on his face and clothing.
I wonder what would have happened if Stolas revealed himself to the cult that worships him. Maybe they could have sacrificed the cake instead of some random guy.
The fact that demons and hellborns can travel or be summoned on earth, and some humans actively participate in it, then eventually they all get to hell And Charlie does not know how they're even supposed to look like when they're alive
Cultist leader: Let this chosen maiden bear the seeds of Lucifer so she may birth the Antichrist! Lucifer: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Look, she seems nice and all but I’m not ready for a relationship. Plus I have a daughter at home.
Imagine if this years hallows Eve one of the cult members brought and decided to sacrifice a cake instead of a human partially getting stolas’s message.
Family Guy version: Peter: Well I haven’t been to a Halloween party since 2 years ago *Cut to a sign reading “Peter Griffin Fan Club” and people worshipping a picture of Peter* Peter: I was told there would be punch…
I didn’t care for this episode overall (too sappy for me), but this little cutaway gag was *the* best scene of the episode - I was rolling when I first saw it!
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Let's consider how this cult decided to sacrifice someone for the Goetian Prince of Hell Stolas who's said in mythology to be a pacifist, so these cultists clearly didn't do their research about what the demon they decided to summon is like, they probably only researched the summoning symbol of the first demon they thought or heard of.
I mean that is how every demonic cult works in horror movies, these chumps should consider themselves lucky Stolas was traumatized by the experience instead of murdering them all and using their bodies as flesh puppets to open a gateway to hell so demonic hordes can invade the realm of the living like the what would happen in the movies.
That would explain why stolas is so friendly
lol, right. the owl would be going wtf
This remind anyone else of SCP-2662 or just me?
Amateurs.
bro wanted cake and got the carrie bloodbath instead
Gd refrence??!!
@@yes-mishi i thought the same thing 😭
Is that a motherfucking Geometry Dash reference?!?!
I think its Carrie white prom night reference
NO FUCKING WAY GEOMETRY DASH
This is one of the funniest jokes in the episode. Made me imagine if any of the other more well known demons have to deal with this nonsense (It'd be hilarious to see ANY of the Sins in this situation).
Nahhh bee or Ozzie in this situation
Ozzie abt to take Fizz on a dats and then THIS happens.
Imagine him trying to explain that to Froggie LOL
Yes
Lucifer and Satan probably keep getting the eachother’s mail 😂
@@hydraman246 Lol so true
Poor stolas, he just wanted some cake but instead got a mouthful of blood.
💀
I think I dislocated a rib while laughing at this...
@@ElizabethPrado-vl7mh sameee
@@MidMm2Player no seriously. I'm in pain RN.
@@ElizabethPrado-vl7mh HUH
Still one of my absolute favorite things how dead inside he sounded and then he got a sacrifice like poor boy be truamatized
If i Summoned Stolas I give him a Piece of Cake ❤
can i have a slice 🧼
Oh, that is very kind of you!
I know BlitzØ would love a piece of his cake 😏
@@Arrow6383I’m happy for you but i really hoped for u to get a happy ending with blitz
I would give him a piece of my cake😝
Our poor owl boi just wanted some cake :(
I’m gonna get him cake. U think he likes cheese cake?
Who doesn't?
@@andreaaboumrad5894 dunno, but they must exist.
Oh, there was cake..MADE FROM THE FLESH OF THE INNOCENT, WITH FROSTING MADE FROM THE TORTURED SOULS OF THE DAMNED AND STRAWBERRIES...well, actually the strawberries are just strawberries.
The family guy cutaways feel eerily at home in this show
Those who know family guy cutaways is funny
*This Is Worse Then The Time I Went To That Creepy Cult Halloween Party*
His mouth was open lol
He got a metal drink instead
I like to imagine there’s actual cults who just randomly invite daemons like stolas to chill. Also learn some stuff but not something to take over a town but some relatively useful material or knowledge
Funnily enough,in actual mythology Stolas provides his summoners with the knowledge of healing astrinomy and botany,explaining this Stola's connection to the stars and the numerous plants in his castle
@justsomeone883 And funnily enough, Stolas is summoned with Incense Burning, rather than blood sacrifices. These cultists clearly didn’t do their homework.
@@kingcamelot1395 Knowing this show they were probably some angsty teenagers looking to get "demonic powers" and decided to summon the first demon that google popped up
key to summoning Stolas, always have cake
His expression is the best thing ever.
This could be a post on r/Writing Prompts.
"Your cult has succesfully summoned an goetian demon. An prince of the underworld. But he is not happy with your human sacrifice. He expected a cake."
Those fanfics where stolas is brought to earth for a ritual are canon now 😶🫢
Underrated little gag.
Noted.
If I wish I summon Stolas, I will leave cake out for him and not stab someone-
Stolas: “I was told there would be cake?”
Cult Leader: “But my Prince, he’s our gift to you! In a way he is THE CAKE!”
Stolas: “Yeeessss…….I would have preferred a Black Forest cake, not whatever this is?”
XD
Maybe get a good size cake and let Stolas just eat it off the sacrifice, if the cult really insists.
The cake was a lie
Was waiting for this comment
The blood bukkake wasnt.😂
oh for fucks sake
Remeber Kids! You don't need to sacrifice someone to summon a demon, you only need cakes.
Poor Stolas. Not only was he bored but he just wanted some cake
Instead,he got blood in his mouth
"Hey Lois remember the time when..." Ahhh moment
“Oh c’mon Lois, what about that time we summoned the demon prince Stolas?”
Can we just appreciate the fact that they apparently told Stolas there’d be cake?
They actively went out of their way to lie about the cake. Either that or it’s after the blood sacrifice.
He just wanted some cake….. instead he got a sacrifice
*at the hazbin hotel re-opening party*
lucifer: this beats the last party i went to
*flashback at the satanic cult*
satanic cultist: all hail the prince of darkness, lucifer
lucifer: i was told there would be pizza
*blood splatter on lucifer*
He would’ve been told there were pancakes instead lol
@@Comet346 Also prince of darkness would be insulting by itself.
that be me with a different class,not even kidding walked in on a frog getting dissected,got put in there to do math
"I was told there was a math test?"
**Frog guts splattered on face**
😅😅😂😂😂
I like that face he make when he is splashed with the blood
The guy is the cake stolas
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Remember: Stay as far away from cults as possible!
Now I wonder what Paimon was thinking when Hereditary went down 💀
Probably something like "Why are all these cultists old people? Also, please put some clothes on! I don't want to see your saggy tits!"
Probably laughing his ass off, or pinching his nose in frustration.
That sucks to be summon by a cult and you were lied that they had cake.
Gosh i love that scene and expression of horror and disgust
If it were me, I would’ve just offered him cake instead 😂
Cultist 3: No sir just a sacrifice
Stolas: (Trying to not throw up)
"I was told there would be cake"
_gets caked_
Aww, poor Stolas. Not only did he not get cake, but he got human blood splattered on his face.
I like how he's the only one to get splash by the blood
When you do what you think they want and ignore what they actually ask for
Honestly, I would join a stolas cult where we just eat cake and chill.
this made me laugh so hard yall don’t even know
I’d totally summon Stolas and have cake with him
Precious Birb wanted Cake 🥺
Stolas couldn’t have cared less about the cult’s human sacrifice ritual in his name and cared more about cake only to be freaked out over human blood on his face and clothing.
0:11 Here's your cake 😂😂😂😂
His face when the blood got on him 😭😭 Poor guy but it was funny 😂
I want another scene like this, but with Lucifer or any of the other sins.
Never realized that Stolas is quite the drinker, hmph
Literally all he wanted was cake
I feel so bad for him 😭
The look of pure disgust is everything
@sovietproto
well, he got plenty of that dude blood in his month and all over his face.
Peter: This is worse than the time I attended a cult party 0:04
What would he say to stolas
@@Endrgamr262
Stolas: I was told there would be cake.
Peter: Guess both of us got ripped off
this is me when i don't get told what is actually happening and it goes out of context and i get caught in the crossfire
Funniest joke in the whole episode I swear!
When I saw this I laughed like crazy
Blud with such a demonic title doesn’t give a shit about any rituals 💀
The fact stolas set up a cutaway lol
If I was a demon lord and was invited to a party like I would have the same reaction to this
This scene will always be funny😂👏🏼
I wonder what would have happened if Stolas revealed himself to the cult that worships him. Maybe they could have sacrificed the cake instead of some random guy.
This reminded me of a cutaway gag from Family Guy 😂😂.
I'm pretty sure all demons can relate to this moment right here
Such a kind demon our best birb is, he only wants baked goods sacrifice not blood.
Most normal Stolas simps activities:
That’s me anytime I go to a gathering.
The look on his face at the ends get me everytime.
I want cake too
The fact that demons and hellborns can travel or be summoned on earth, and some humans actively participate in it, then eventually they all get to hell
And Charlie does not know how they're even supposed to look like when they're alive
I guess all Charlie had to go off of was Adam.
I wonder if lucifre has had these problems
He probably did lol
Forget about Lucifer, I wonder if _Charlie_ has had these problems.
Cultist leader: Let this chosen maiden bear the seeds of Lucifer so she may birth the Antichrist!
Lucifer: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Look, she seems nice and all but I’m not ready for a relationship. Plus I have a daughter at home.
Kinda reminds me of that one episode in Lucifer, so I could expect the same for hazbin Lucifer, since this is canon xD
@timopheyokraken7341 Charlie probably would’ve been traumatized
Stolas Fanclub in a nutshell, also, I wonder how Loona’s Cult would be like?
To think he could just be entertaining girls slumber parties when they break out the Ouija board or tarot cards or whatever.
This scene had to be the most Tallest (from invader zim) energy I had ever seen in this show so far.
Oh, you're absolutely right! How did I not catch that?
Imagine if this years hallows Eve one of the cult members brought and decided to sacrifice a cake instead of a human partially getting stolas’s message.
I wonder how many how many tines he's been summoned as he looked so done with it all. And i bet non of them gave him cake.
He resumed the plot of Portals
Poor Stolas, he just wanted some cake, but instead he got some people doing a stupid ritual by sacrificing someone 😭
Funniest part of the episode 😂
I think we'll see those cultists again (THEY WERE IN THE TEASER).
The cake is a lie😂😂😂
This is my favorite line in the whole episode and I don’t know why 😂 but probably because it’s said by stolas and he’s best boi so probably that
The only joke that made me laugh in the entire fucking series
I believe the body IS the cake Stolas.
Family Guy cutaway gag but better.
HIS FACE IS SO FUNNY 😭💀
That was a really good joke ngl 😂
Family Guy version:
Peter: Well I haven’t been to a Halloween party since 2 years ago
*Cut to a sign reading “Peter Griffin Fan Club” and people worshipping a picture of Peter*
Peter: I was told there would be punch…
This is my favorite joke out of both series
I didn’t care for this episode overall (too sappy for me), but this little cutaway gag was *the* best scene of the episode - I was rolling when I first saw it!
Deadpool: Oh that’s the money shot baby!
No no, you misheard, we said we'd be serving kool-Aid during this "party"...
So? Give the owl boi his cake.🍰
Stolas is so real for that like I just went to my cousin’s b-day party for cake 2 hrs ago
I hope someone didn’t get stabbed
OMG STOLAS DID A FUCKING CUTAWAY GAG FML/hj
Worst part is he probably didn't get cake
Genre il se rendent pas compte qu'il y a le "vrai" (ça se trouve ils étaient au courant), et qu'il n'est pas si démoniaque que ça.😂
My fav scene this ep
Fun fact I think when background and the cloaks Is a reference to a gravity falls episodes that I think is cake mind wipers
Sorry my English is bad I'm german
Bohemian Grove 💀
Also no cake at a party is a crime!
One of thhe funnier jokes 😂