NOT ALLOWED: The Director's Cut

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  • @stuartj1079
    @stuartj1079 Год назад +27

    The security guard who’s neck was fatter than his head, coming out to take a picture to, to try and intimidate was funny

  • @ShinyHelmet
    @ShinyHelmet Год назад +8

    I wandered lonely as a cloud, cos everywhere I went, I was 'NOT ALLOWED'! William Jobsworth.

  • @MeisterTheFunk
    @MeisterTheFunk Год назад +54

    His flaccid attempts to stop you made me smile. The power he so greatly wants and needs is absent.

  • @guckfoogle1096
    @guckfoogle1096 Год назад +13

    We really are living in a 1984 dystopia.
    And it is becoming more and more dystopian on an hourly basis.
    A meteor can't come soon enough.

  • @Servant_of_Christ
    @Servant_of_Christ Год назад +30

    I love this "not allowed" series, it's awesome!

  • @fluidjazz
    @fluidjazz Год назад +33

    Quick story about Universal Square, this was the HQ for the shopping giant Great Universal Stores. The companies buying and procurement arm was based here. I worked in the printing industry at the time (early '80s) and printing for GUS was a very lucrative account to have, the boss of Print buying at the time was infamous for being a right crooked bastard and had the nickname of the Don, he used to walk around the buyer's hall literally expecting Print representatives to bow down and kiss the ring on his finger (he expected a kickback on everything) otherwise you would be snubbed. A few years later the law caught up with him, they uncovered a second home, he owned racehorses, Caravan, and various expensive cars he was charged with various fraud and financial discrepancies and ended up in Jail! 😆It was very satisfying!

  • @seanmckenna1863
    @seanmckenna1863 Год назад +48

    The most undervalued RUclipsr in Britain, why have you not started a podcast? Never change. Always keep hope. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @LQB42
      @LQB42 Год назад +11

      Yeah charlie if you read this, start a podcast. Current affairs?

    • @seanmckenna1863
      @seanmckenna1863 Год назад +2

      @@LQB42 brilliant

    • @vinniebullterrier6456
      @vinniebullterrier6456 Год назад +1

      @@LQB42yeah, a podcast, we all want more rants by Charlie in are lives and a podcast would be great

    • @byMRTNjournals
      @byMRTNjournals Год назад +1

      CharlieCast irl

  • @garrydavies6337
    @garrydavies6337 Год назад +19

    Charlie these "Not Allowed" videos are just hilarious. I'm loving the new approach of being calm and not raising your voice and speaking in a friendly manner whilst at the same time not taking any bullshit and telling them like it is and calling these drones out for their utter nonsense. These are some of the best videos you've made for ages, keep it up! Cheers. 👍

    • @michaeljohndennis2231
      @michaeljohndennis2231 11 месяцев назад

      Being white and being in our own country with rights is now “not allowed” as these people are our replacements who are taking over our countries and we are “not allowed” to object to this because it’s “racist” and “hate speech” to even attempt to do so - soon these very people will be armed (where we will be “not allowed” to be armed to defend ourselves) against our own extermination in our own lands

  • @mamnisel4815
    @mamnisel4815 Год назад +19

    That old jobsworth at the end really kicked off before he was told to cool it Charlie.Some of these security people take themselves very seriously in the 'Not Allowed' dept!!

  • @silentunderdog9023
    @silentunderdog9023 Год назад +40

    it angers me to see these unhinged staff who work in these buildings, charlie keep up the great work sir you are a master of your craft sir

    • @nikos-giorgos
      @nikos-giorgos Год назад +3

      And for minimum wage that is ..

    • @martd1352
      @martd1352 Год назад +3

      Same here just remember these type of people are the underclass.

  • @liam.4454
    @liam.4454 Год назад +7

    Love the arguing with security videos at the moment 🤣

  • @I-Dophler
    @I-Dophler Год назад +20

    "Not allowed" Became "Very much allowed, and the penny dropped".

  • @raycarter4030
    @raycarter4030 Год назад +20

    i’m truly truly loving the Not Allowed videos.

  • @BIATEC88
    @BIATEC88 Год назад +4

    "Where you from". The bloody cheek. 😄 🤣 😂.

  • @novascotia3300
    @novascotia3300 Год назад +13

    After the amazing success of Girls Aloud these security guys really need to get together and form a boy band . Five Pakistani security guards clad in Hi-Viz yellow twirling their lanyards .Please welcome....Not Allowed!

  • @garyproffitt5941
    @garyproffitt5941 Год назад +4

    When your smiling when your smiling, the whole World smiles for you Charles Veitch😊👍

  • @tailor826
    @tailor826 Год назад +73

    Thanks for making all of us viewers having to answer someone telling us something is not allowed with "not allowed" back to them in a silly accent. We can't help it now

    • @MrAsh1989
      @MrAsh1989 Год назад +11

      I can't but help but say it everywhere I go now

    • @dangerousbry69
      @dangerousbry69 Год назад +9

      I know right it's infectious 😂😂

    • @TheCyberTroll
      @TheCyberTroll Год назад

      why is it always foreigners who are imposing this "NOT ALLOWED" shit?
      never a brit, always a immigrant

    • @snoozie787
      @snoozie787 Год назад +2

      I'm even saying it to my cats 🐈 😂😂

  • @trevorrandom
    @trevorrandom Год назад +11

    "Can I ask you where you came from" 😂👍

  • @beanser1
    @beanser1 Год назад +27

    I find myself on a daily basis saying NOT ALLOWED quite often 🤣🤣

    • @stolensilver5811
      @stolensilver5811 Год назад +1

      Haha i do that

    • @tonytigervarley
      @tonytigervarley Год назад +1

      Me too, it's my new phrase 🤣

    • @paulwatling5400
      @paulwatling5400 Год назад +2

      Me as well , and I say it in Charlie's voice.

    • @beanser1
      @beanser1 Год назад

      @@paulwatling5400 me too and to others who are not in tune to the Vieitch 🤣

    • @markhughes9092
      @markhughes9092 Год назад

      I was thinking of getting a t-shirt made up. Not allowed 😁

  • @christopherburnside4444
    @christopherburnside4444 Год назад +7

    every day I repeat the
    mantra "not allowed". it does tickle me.

  • @barkinmad2296
    @barkinmad2296 Год назад +50

    Charlie, you’ve excelled yourself these last few days. I haven’t laughed so much in ages. Please keep it going 😂❤

  • @paulb22
    @paulb22 Год назад +10

    I found it hilarious how the last guy was getting more and more annoyed when it dawned on him that you wouldn’t obey him😂

  • @myopinionsmayoffendyou
    @myopinionsmayoffendyou Год назад +10

    Could you imagine if Charlie's asked the security man, "where do you comes from". 🤔

  • @Had_Enough_Media
    @Had_Enough_Media Год назад +1

    I'm going around the house saying "Not Allowed" while using the Charlie accent. Driving the family nuts!. Super funny!

  • @timtam6442
    @timtam6442 Год назад +3

    Milkman’s gloves. That takes me back

  • @Slothdeman
    @Slothdeman Год назад +4

    Honestly, Charlie really does illustrate how on edge everyone is nowadays...
    If you look at Woodstock 69 - Some people are filming and documenting the event and everyone is just chill about it.
    What has gone wrong..... :///

  • @serenababe
    @serenababe Год назад +7

    Omg I love how you were responding to that guy who thought he was above you haha! “Matrix” line was so funny! So true haha! 😂😂❤

  • @skybonegamingvideogames280
    @skybonegamingvideogames280 Год назад +4

    I love the way you handle situations

  • @norton750cc
    @norton750cc Год назад +6

    Give a numptie a tie, a radio and an attitude, the rest is sad.

  • @Bruce4lmighty
    @Bruce4lmighty Год назад +63

    The miserable Security Guard at the end could’ve easily redeemed himself by way of a simple ‘Sorry Sir, I was mistaken’. However, as usual the tin pot dictator types simply cannot say those words. Society has sunk to new lows. Very disappointing. Great video CV 👍🏻

    • @colinstace1758
      @colinstace1758 Год назад +1

      They only hire people with no skills, it's a meaningless job

    • @888ssss
      @888ssss Год назад +3

      it wont stop until people begin to KO these boomer types.

    • @guckfoogle1096
      @guckfoogle1096 Год назад +3

      @@888ssss Hey kid, I'm a boomer, and I agree with you, and that extremely rude black was not a boomer.

    • @stevemuzak8526
      @stevemuzak8526 Год назад +1

      That is the whole point. They want everyone to fight against everyone.

  • @paulst3599
    @paulst3599 Год назад +18

    Jeremy Beadle would have given you £250 for every NOT ALLOWED clip, back in the day 😁 You need to do more of these, far more entertaining 👍

  • @snipercwf
    @snipercwf Год назад +9

    The ending was just superb. His little face as he realises that he is a buffoon.

    • @noelward8047
      @noelward8047 Год назад +2

      He was like a balloon letting the air out Haha

    • @colinstace1758
      @colinstace1758 Год назад

      Buffoon, don't drop the F 🤣👍

    • @snipercwf
      @snipercwf Год назад

      @@colinstace1758 ... oops!

  • @TheSadButMadLad
    @TheSadButMadLad Год назад +62

    For those who say "Why pick on the security guard, he's only doing his job", the supervisor just proved that he wasn't doing his job when he said that Charlie was OK so long as he was stood outside.

    • @juniusvindex769
      @juniusvindex769 Год назад

      So says the guy who does nothing but reply on auditors videos on "law" .............
      You may be enlightened that private security is just that.
      Frauditors go on about sia badges, yet when I did security work after I did my bit for my country ( which allows you to sit at home commenting on folks who have a job or doing service). I had no "badge". But I had an Id badge, of which idiots were not allowed to see unless I broke the law.
      Would like to see you try your "law", but you won't. You sit at your screen telling frauditors what is law, but you won't do it yourself............. typical 🤣🤣🖕🏻
      I'm here because after nearly 40 years as a photographer I am shocked as to the reaction we get in public, what's your "poor excuse ??)
      Muppet.

    • @alexraymond5572
      @alexraymond5572 Год назад +1

      what a daft bootlicking society we've created if they are defending this little tyrant believing he can tell others what they can and cant do in public

  • @RichardABW
    @RichardABW Год назад +4

    When they’re blabbing about taking pictures inside tell them that the light from inside is coming out to you. They should control their light.

  • @slopsallover
    @slopsallover Год назад +40

    Fair play Chaz ...much better when you don't let them numpty "not allowed clowns" get under your skin. It's more fun this way 👍

  • @cringycook9597
    @cringycook9597 Год назад +3

    The journey of the Veitch is very much allowed 🤳

  • @the_roamingreverend
    @the_roamingreverend Год назад +33

    Yes man. An actual Veitch vid called ....."NOT ALLOWED" I'm so excited, it's been my new favourite thing to annoy people with. The wife thinks I'm a twat. Oh well. Let's go.......

    • @theoracle7148
      @theoracle7148 Год назад +1

      To be fair you probably are a twat

    • @nicholasparish1968
      @nicholasparish1968 Год назад +5

      So does mine.

    • @the_roamingreverend
      @the_roamingreverend Год назад +1

      @The Oracle No probability at all sir. I practice hard for such a title. Although, I'm naturally gifted with twatness. I feel it my duty to excell. How am I doing?

    • @mattydare
      @mattydare Год назад +1

      Yea - never met your wife but I'm sure she thinks I'm a twat too. But it's Okay👍 there are worse things she could think of me.

    • @jdk3
      @jdk3 Год назад +1

      sorry but i'm afraid to say that i take the mantle of grand twat , coz this week i have mostly been saying "NOT ALLOWED" a lot

  • @crispyhoover8880
    @crispyhoover8880 Год назад +10

    I'd appreciate a UK tour. Just to hear your views on the decay we all see. Newport S. Wales 1st stop.

  • @laurencewainwright
    @laurencewainwright Год назад +3

    Our elderly relatives didn't die for freedom. They died to cripple Europe, giving the western part to multiculturalism and the eastern part to communism.

  • @griever775
    @griever775 Год назад +7

    I remember working for the shittest company that was based in Universal Square "Grass Roots Financial" that changed to "SMD Echange" and they were a dodgy debt consolidation company that owed thousands to customers that had a PPI claim with them but was never followed through. They paid me £2.60 an hour is 2012 as an "apprentice customer advisor level 1". I had to call customers and process their refund if they undertook their claim with the then new company that was really just the old company
    The directors were wankers, told me I'd never find another job when they fired me because I took the piss and refused to be used as a pawn on shit money for their illicit scheme, horrible company. Interesting to see the place now though

  • @chief274
    @chief274 Год назад +3

    I like this man. Well chilled mooch around. The French guy was cool. I like the way you give them a few chances saying its alright then you put ya foot down. Good Job bro.

  • @thedad7313
    @thedad7313 Год назад +6

    Jesus, they called in Agent 47! Taking photo’s is no reason to have a hit put on you

  • @joshg2603
    @joshg2603 Год назад +3

    “Jesus Christ as a goalkeeper”
    (Cut)

  • @marions57
    @marions57 Год назад +4

    15:47. That is AGENT 47. Your lucky to have walked away with your life Charlie!

  • @odfkjdhgovj
    @odfkjdhgovj Год назад +3

    The “Not Allowed” chronicles continue!

  • @mycross1
    @mycross1 Год назад +8

    Not allowed 😁

  • @benji.B-side
    @benji.B-side Год назад +26

    Being British, free and proud
    Words we laugh at,
    In the face of,
    'Not allowed'.
    Riveting stuff Charlie. Freedom and love!!

    • @FlatStuffEarth
      @FlatStuffEarth Год назад

      pride than a freemason fall the beetles were British they also maybe Yiddish Charlie is no hero exodus 20 7 all day . at least the last two videos he has been nicer to the others . carry on not allowed love all u need ?

  • @MultiBloxx
    @MultiBloxx Год назад +1

    Was in the Hacienda 3nights a week was the best part of my youth first time I've seen that building in 35 years having emigrated in the early nineties,cheers for that matey

    • @chazwalker7156
      @chazwalker7156 Год назад

      Have you recovered yet?
      Mad'f'rit, top'one, sorted R kid 🙃

  • @TheSadButMadLad
    @TheSadButMadLad Год назад +7

    15:50 We didn't really get the walk of shame from the guy who didn't have family that fought in the world war. But we did see him being made to look absolutely and totally stupid when his supervisor made it clear that he was in the wrong.

  • @dannydee2668
    @dannydee2668 Год назад +3

    Hi Charlie, after seeing the increase in the news of stabbings in Salford and Manchester, Please go carefully out there, I know you are clued up and ready for most things.

  • @Floyd1138
    @Floyd1138 Год назад +16

    i actually tell my puppy 'not allowed' in the accent when it does naughtyness XD

    • @scarfaceTWIY.
      @scarfaceTWIY. Год назад +2

      Telling puppies off is not allowed 🚫

    • @Floyd1138
      @Floyd1138 Год назад +4

      @@scarfaceTWIY. unfunny comments are not allowed.

    • @therespectedlex9794
      @therespectedlex9794 Год назад +3

      @@scarfaceTWIY. Because it's good to have your hand and all your wooden furniture chewed up.

  • @adamquinton-hale6999
    @adamquinton-hale6999 Год назад +6

    Veitch is the closest I know to a modern day joker, once bullied by society he then turned to save it with the love police, trying to solve the problems and help others who are bullied, when he noticed it not working and society continuing to be rude, similar to the joker in the modern movie, he's lost hope and has turnt to confronting and argueing with people instead of trying to put up with people rudeness, a true modern joker. Love the channel! Cant wait to see how he progresses in the future.

  • @JackMcLeodJr
    @JackMcLeodJr Год назад +4

    12:58 That blue sticker sign on the floor was a sign of what to expect. The ignorance of people in general never ceases to amaze me, I must say. 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @patthewoodboy
    @patthewoodboy Год назад +7

    the last quote had me laughing , didnt know many people knew it.

    • @priyaxo8116
      @priyaxo8116 Год назад

      Here I sit very thankful paid a penny did a tankful.

  • @kinomusic9110
    @kinomusic9110 Год назад +3

    Africans employed by an English Court speaking French to each other while working...... Britain in 2023.

  • @MadMulberry
    @MadMulberry Год назад +1

    The dejected look on the old guy's face. He suddenly realised that his perceived reason for existence was incorrect. Poor old guy. 😢

  • @rolandveshengho3913
    @rolandveshengho3913 Год назад +3

    An Australian COVID camp........another Charlie classic.

  • @olie3146
    @olie3146 Год назад +7

    If people don't like being filmed, they really should consider moving out of the uk..... Do they not realise CCTV cameras are like rats here, never more than 2ft away from one 😂

  • @DrumNbassSets
    @DrumNbassSets Год назад +8

    When are we getting the cottaging compilation?

  • @kinomusic9110
    @kinomusic9110 Год назад +3

    The irony of him asking you where YOU are from lol

    • @lightwalker9879
      @lightwalker9879 Год назад

      Should have explained about the birds and the bees

  • @gj5900
    @gj5900 Год назад +4

    When is the “not allowed” phone camera T-shirt merch landing?

    • @MichaelH_89
      @MichaelH_89 Год назад

      I would definitely order one

  • @the_roamingreverend
    @the_roamingreverend Год назад +6

    9:00 Nice one Charlie. Foreigners never expect le honkey to comprende. Let alone soutenir.

  • @sunboycold9164
    @sunboycold9164 Год назад +3

    The classic clip at the end when the security guard was mentally crushed.

  • @nicktheviking299
    @nicktheviking299 Год назад +1

    Charlie ruffling the feathers of those that want their feathers ruffled ,, love it

  • @unknownunknown3368
    @unknownunknown3368 Год назад +6

    Long time fan... can I just say your bloody good (like the way Prince Nazeem says) multi linguist paid dividends for you aswell... great video I had to comment👏🏆

  • @tomg5187
    @tomg5187 Год назад +2

    10:23 beautiful shot!

  • @daviddunville2293
    @daviddunville2293 Год назад +3

    Charlie you are a diamond,keep the content going you give lots of awake people energy👍❤

  • @Dmviewing
    @Dmviewing Год назад +4

    Not Allowed Videos are now my favourite even beating out(or off) Cottaging themed "Audits".

  • @Who.Knew-The.Salt.MustFlow
    @Who.Knew-The.Salt.MustFlow Год назад +3

    Charlie.... Love the Auditing Look! 😁

  • @BYRON..
    @BYRON.. Год назад +2

    my parents tell me they had a good time in the hacienda back in the day

  • @samhenwood5746
    @samhenwood5746 Год назад +3

    I really love the NOT ALLOWED videos & thanks Charlie 🤗

  • @TradingCardsAndMore
    @TradingCardsAndMore Год назад +7

    It’s “ not allowed” for them to try grab your Camera! Melons

  • @noelward8047
    @noelward8047 Год назад +2

    Brilliant montage.
    Epic ending ... glove man was 'so silly' Haha

  • @gillytaylor3890
    @gillytaylor3890 Год назад +1

    Agent Smith said NOT ALLOWED to film the town hall, very very NOT ALLOWED.

  • @andrewthomas8737
    @andrewthomas8737 Год назад +1

    In Australia we say
    “None ya Business”
    Yep we send them over to you….😂😂

  • @weatherstationlytovchenko4794
    @weatherstationlytovchenko4794 Год назад +4

    Small fry charlie bothering working class punters in boring manchester, nothing changes

  • @gary1chester
    @gary1chester Год назад +3

    I want to see you back at cracky central and the most dangerous Mcdonalds in the country.

  • @LarryBees
    @LarryBees Год назад +1

    Breach the Veitch - Not Allowed !!

  • @vacantblock
    @vacantblock Год назад +3

    Good morning Charlie!

  • @StrawberrySunday212
    @StrawberrySunday212 Год назад +4

    1.2k views in only 16 minutes?! Well done Charlie👍🏼👍🏼

  • @Fintan33
    @Fintan33 Год назад +4

    Nut aloyed !!!

  • @andyt3737
    @andyt3737 Год назад +3

    Charlie v you literally are a legend mate top man

  • @al3k
    @al3k Год назад +5

    All these moments will be lost in time... except when the director makes a better cut and they're found before they're lost again.. :D

    • @gillytaylor3890
      @gillytaylor3890 Год назад +2

      Roy Batty was very NOT ALLOWED

    • @al3k
      @al3k Год назад +1

      @@gillytaylor3890That's the spirit! :D

  • @Ojisan642
    @Ojisan642 Год назад

    “There’s nothing worth photographing anyway aside from you kicking off.” 😂
    NOT ALLOWED 🎉

  • @helicoptergunship
    @helicoptergunship Год назад +1

    The security guard @3:05 has such a gorgeous mustache. What a beautiful man.

  • @kevinsim999
    @kevinsim999 Год назад +1

    Beautiful shots Charlie.

  • @seamusgilmour91
    @seamusgilmour91 Год назад +2

    The security guard at the court was wrong completely, you were not videotaping in side a court room or any means tempering with any trials going on in the court. Again this what happens when you hand out sia badges in lucky bags

  • @davetlane
    @davetlane Год назад +3

    Good dose of ‘Not allowed’

  • @happydog4862
    @happydog4862 Год назад

    The agents from the matrix in his earpiece. 👋 hahah 😆 🤣
    That wounded him enough to call for backup.

  • @Dream_Weapon
    @Dream_Weapon Год назад +1

    That security gadgie got a nice new set of New Balance

  • @jay-gv7jl
    @jay-gv7jl Год назад +5

    It still amazes me after all these years just how many of the Security idiots still think that you cannot film in public ffs.

  • @Proxus
    @Proxus Год назад +2

    12:21 Those aren't going to be cameras; they're most probably LED lights for the eyes.

  • @MrWildEast
    @MrWildEast Год назад +16

    i know it happens a lot where you get told to stop recording things but why is it happening soo much more often?

    • @BeenHereBefore24
      @BeenHereBefore24 Год назад +7

      Because he not allowed

    • @stuartb4525
      @stuartb4525 Год назад +4

      Too many idiots, who wouldn't think twice of pulling out their own camera and doing a selfie etc. They are allowed, but nobody else?

    • @George-nv1ri
      @George-nv1ri Год назад +3

      @@stuartb4525 they are also. Not allowed.

    • @stuartb4525
      @stuartb4525 Год назад +2

      @@George-nv1ri Of course they are, but nobody else lol

    • @anvilbrunner.2013
      @anvilbrunner.2013 Год назад +2

      For the love of Big Brother.

  • @paulfrost4678
    @paulfrost4678 Год назад +4

    Love it Mr V . A legend at work .

  • @walbrzych9975
    @walbrzych9975 Год назад +2

    That guy at the council is a waste of a salary, they could make some budget savings there.

  • @simondobbs4480
    @simondobbs4480 Год назад +2

    "A city on a hill cannot be hidden" Matthew 5:14

  • @TheCloudWalking
    @TheCloudWalking Год назад +1

    That security guard at the Town Hall Extension must be new, it's a shame they're not taught the proper rules... Also, normally the 3rd security guard is a lot nicer, what a shame.

  • @attonreed4015
    @attonreed4015 Год назад +1

    Charlie you need to get merch going. Some NOT ALLOWED and Don't breach the Veitch T-shirts would be cool lol.

  • @Josh-wu7kz
    @Josh-wu7kz Год назад +3

    I’m pretty sure those are lasers in the eye balls not cameras.

  • @cannonball9478
    @cannonball9478 Год назад +1

    I love these security men that have been in the country 2 mins throwing their weight around.