Don't even have to listen to the audio, just watching Joelle's facial expressions is priceless. You guys are GREAT. watching from Lebanon, Oregon, USA.
1:24 That' s hilarious. Maybe not for him. 6:25 That's one of the best ones I've ever heard. Thanks you guys for all the videos. I've got ya'll marked on my favorites bar & making good progress. Love them a bunch. Have a great day
Deep Schitt and Dipp Schitt actually married the Happens Brothers. It was announced in the papers as the Schitt-Happens Wedding...I had that as an actual cartoon back when WIndoze 98 was Young! Love the one about the Tax Auditor...!
I love them all .but best one of the pirates it was ossim.you both are excellent. Tell wife to take rest she all ways cleaning . You both must live England. You wife voice sounds like your both from England I really enjoy theos videos I from canada east coast you to are ossim in joy rest of summer A1😂
When you turn off the lights,all women looking alike. 😂😂😂 That's what my father said to me about but after the 1st divorce. Now I have 3 devorces and I'm planning the 4th wedding 😅.
The "clean house" comment hurt a little...lol That was rotten. She's such a good Mom and partner I have cousins just like her. And just like Mike too. We have endless fun wherever we go. Getting us together is rare. But it's always the best times.
Just in case anyone might remember which video it was, it was pretty recent and I believe the end of it had lyrics from a really funny happy F'ing birthday song, I think. I can't locate the video, it was funny as heck and a bunch of us share these guys videos with friends and family.
With reference to the second joke about eating out: Dead Man Walking! Let us know how that new flavor Alpo is that she's going to be feeding you and how are the cold showers and sleeping on the couch working out for you?
That 1st joke was spot on. My first wife had a big pair,but was a complete psycho. My present wife who I’ve been married to for 25 yrs. Is the opposite, but we have so much fun together.
Recently I spent time as a Primary Care Giver for an elder lady (a great-grandmother), as is fairly common she was a bit overweight and like many elders had stopped doing exercise. Well, her boobs were a bit saggy, and since I had a pretty good relationship with her, I made the comment, "You know you're getting old when your boobs become your kneecaps!" I thought I was going to have to call an ambulance, she seemed to be in actual distress as she could not stop laughing!
A few things I now know about Mike and Joelle: 1. Joelle does all the work around the house. Mike's job is to keep her happy. 2. The reason why Joelle reacts to all the sound clips that Mike plays is because she doesn't use Facebook or RUclips. In fact, she doesn't use the internet. She's hearing everything for the first time. 3. Mike and Joelle have at least two houses. 4. Joelle is a strong woman. She can lift anything. 5. Mike is a lucky man. (",)
😂😂😂 mostly true. #2 isn’t quite right she has a big following on social media however it’s all about health and wellness so she never hears the stuff I play to her beforehand. #3 we only live in the house with the black kitchen. All of the other kitchens / houses we film at are families houses. 1, 4 and 5 are spot on though. 😀😀
You guys re alright. About time you had the gumption to compile a few minutes. I won't watch your 1 minute deals. We have people blathering on with over 1 hour podcasts and comedians doing momentrary sound bites. Fiod a balance. 8-13 minutes is the sweet spot. Wish you luck where you are... Be it NZ or AUS)
I do love the fact that cowgirls have reverse 😅
As a woman Thank you. 😉💚🧜♀️
Of course! Five forward speeds and revers... Oh wait, that's my truck.
These are my favorites, too. The best "Me before the surgery."
😂😂😂
@@mikeandjoelle.5:01 pm.
😊 .
Thank you for the laughs you bring to so many people's lives. You are appreciated.
That laugh after that IRS joke is priceless…🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahah it so good 😂😂 That went really viral on all platforms 😀
@@mikeandjoelle. as it should have…
Love y’all… #marriagegoals 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
Ah you two...thanks for the laughs, it's therapeutic!
Our pleasure!
Last 1 is PRICELESS!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I would say it is, "Not Worth-a-Shit." There finished the shit geneology.
You two are a hoot, brightened up my morning, laughter is the best medicine.
Glad to hear it! 😀
OMG, the foreskin one, I was literally laughing out loud, thanks for the laugh! 🤣
😂😂😂that one is awesome
I had to save this one 🤣🤣. Reminds me of “Who’s on first”.
I just love you both,your sense of humor, and the obvious love you both share.
I sure do enjoy you two.
Always make me laugh.
Who doesn't love a little magic. 😂😂😂
Of all of these jokes the last one was the funniest 🤣
Don't even have to listen to the audio, just watching Joelle's facial expressions is priceless. You guys are GREAT. watching from Lebanon, Oregon, USA.
😊 thank you
Joke about eat at moms: invitation to sleep on the couch for a while! Loved the Shit joke and Joelle’s reaction.
Good sh|t 😀😀
That last one about Jack, thas some funny schitt
😂
The More I listen to these jokes, the more I love these two people...great video`s...keep em coming please...🥰..😀
Thank you! Will do!
The second one has to be my favourite, I wouldn't have the heart to tell them either 😂
😂😂
😂 Microphone and two speakers was my favorite because it's a little girl telling her dad! 😂
Ah what a tonic! I guess Joelle has to file with the irs going by the way she really appreciated the inspector joke. 😂😊
I think the last joke refers to the river in Paris where swimmers shall compete but won't😂😂😂
Told my daughter I pray to meet a girl like Joelle to laugh with me everyday!
1:24 That' s hilarious. Maybe not for him. 6:25 That's one of the best ones I've ever heard. Thanks you guys for all the videos. I've got ya'll marked on my favorites bar & making good progress. Love them a bunch. Have a great day
That Little Johnny is awesome, he kind of reminds me of a dirty version of Calvin and Hobbs 👍
I’ve got tears. Lots.
These are some my favorites too 😂🤣😭👍👍
Mike you are the luckiest man ,jollie your looking stunning as always ❤❤❤❤❤
Jollie loves mike and his jokes!!!
Hilarious. Love it. 😂
the "going to mums" got me
😂😂😂role model
I like Mike's list.
Mike play nice 😂 That 2nd one naughty naughty boy 😝🕺 Love the house guys 👍😊
I love the last one " No 💩" .
Your wife has such natural beauty, but her personality is what really makes her special! Good on you mate!
OMG....I love love the hospital one...I can relate
Always enjoy watching you guys
Thank you!!!
Deep Schitt and Dipp Schitt actually married the Happens Brothers. It was announced in the papers as the Schitt-Happens Wedding...I had that as an actual cartoon back when WIndoze 98 was Young! Love the one about the Tax Auditor...!
You guys are the best so enjoy your videos.
Always good for a belly laugh! Thanks!❤
Jack Sh*t... killed me....😮😮😮😮😮
Great collection 👍👍
Love watching! 😂😂❤
Beautiful Wife🌹
Kick Ass Jokes😂😂😂
IRL the all the open rolls of medical supplies get tossed .next patient gets a new roll 😂funny joke tho
I love her laugh!!!
A great way to start my day ❤😂
I just love your channel
Thank you 😀😀😀
Can't always shsre with my more straight-laced acquaintances, but love this channel! 😂🎉A
Best mix yet!
Look out! He's got the camera again!!!
soooo cool love watching you guys!! Thank you : )))
The one about Joelle's cooking was personal 😂
I know how to push her buttons 😂
Absolutely fantastic!👍😀❤️😆
Thank you!!
Adorable people!!😂
Whoever came up with Jack shits genealogy is a genius.
Ah, free therapy. Thanks!
I love all these jokes, but I wouldn't tell Jojo the one about having mom cook in a clean house. 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 I know how to push her buttons
Jack Sh1t my fave 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No sh1t that’s awesome 🤣
OMG ! I peed myself by the time it was done . thnks so much .
I love them all .but best one of the pirates it was ossim.you both are excellent. Tell wife to take rest she all ways cleaning . You both must live England. You wife voice sounds like your both from England I really enjoy theos videos I from canada east coast you to are ossim in joy rest of summer A1😂
We are from New Zealand 🇳🇿 😀. Thanks for watching 😀
New Zealand , I think.
When you turn off the lights,all women looking alike. 😂😂😂 That's what my father said to me about but after the 1st divorce. Now I have 3 devorces and I'm planning the 4th wedding 😅.
Dude she cheats on you obviously 😂
If only😢😢
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂, i now know plenty of shit 😂😂😂😂
AIN'T CHICKEN SHIT TO SAY IF YOU NEED A LAUGH....THIS IS IT!! COULD CRACK A RIB.
BRAVO!!!!!!!!!
Brilliant ❤
Great👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🌺
The "clean house" comment hurt a little...lol
That was rotten. She's such a good Mom and partner I have cousins just like her. And just like Mike too. We have endless fun wherever we go. Getting us together is rare. But it's always the best times.
😂😂💯. I know just how to push her buttons but I probably wouldn’t have gone there if there was any truth. (Or maybe I would 😂)
been a while since you've live streamed! i do love those 🙂
We will jump on a live this week 😀
Jesus Christ Mike. You went at it and pissed her off.
Bawahhhhahahahahahahaha…😂😂😂😂😂
Aw shit that was good!
I love the Jack shit family 😂😂👍 Well thought out 🤔 Cheers from Bundaberg Australia 🇦🇺🕺🥤
Hey Joelle... Do you have a sister? You have such a magnificent sense of humor.
❤ this 💚🧜♀️
hysterical
Just in case anyone might remember which video it was, it was pretty recent and I believe the end of it had lyrics from a really funny happy F'ing birthday song, I think. I can't locate the video, it was funny as heck and a bunch of us share these guys videos with friends and family.
My baby 😍
Love babe Pink play 👅🦋💪🏼
that right there is some good shit!~
HAHAHAHA ❤HAHAHAHA ! ! !
These were great, the shit one especially
👍😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mistik In person thanks God can't be boring in sea
I give it a 5.
Yeah, but I give her a 10.
My favorite is the jack shit one
I would have called out my Dad about telling me about their sex. Ahahahaha
With reference to the second joke about eating out: Dead Man Walking! Let us know how that new flavor Alpo is that she's going to be feeding you and how are the cold showers and sleeping on the couch working out for you?
That 1st joke was spot on. My first wife had a big pair,but was a complete psycho. My present wife who I’ve been married to for 25 yrs. Is the opposite, but we have so much fun together.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
IT'S nice to know Mike's full of shit, good one Joelle!😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
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Recently I spent time as a Primary Care Giver for an elder lady (a great-grandmother), as is fairly common she was a bit overweight and like many elders had stopped doing exercise. Well, her boobs were a bit saggy, and since I had a pretty good relationship with her, I made the comment, "You know you're getting old when your boobs become your kneecaps!" I thought I was going to have to call an ambulance, she seemed to be in actual distress as she could not stop laughing!
That was too funny about the foreskin
😂😂
The first joke funny and the atheist joke funny
A few things I now know about Mike and Joelle:
1. Joelle does all the work around the house. Mike's job is to keep her happy.
2. The reason why Joelle reacts to all the sound clips that Mike plays is because she doesn't use Facebook or RUclips. In fact, she doesn't use the internet. She's hearing everything for the first time.
3. Mike and Joelle have at least two houses.
4. Joelle is a strong woman. She can lift anything.
5. Mike is a lucky man.
(",)
😂😂😂 mostly true. #2 isn’t quite right she has a big following on social media however it’s all about health and wellness so she never hears the stuff I play to her beforehand.
#3 we only live in the house with the black kitchen. All of the other kitchens / houses we film at are families houses. 1, 4 and 5 are spot on though. 😀😀
Things reaper and repeat only the speed und rithem changed
Joelle hello
Hello beautiful joelle
You guys re alright. About time you had the gumption to compile a few minutes. I won't watch your 1 minute deals. We have people blathering on with over 1 hour podcasts and comedians doing momentrary sound bites. Fiod a balance. 8-13 minutes is the sweet spot. Wish you luck where you are... Be it NZ or AUS)
😀😀 we are going to try a few longer videos soon. Will be interesting to see how they go. Thanks for taking the time to share your thoughts.
Wish I could remember the jack shit one
Mikey LOVES to live dangerously. One day, we're going to hear "Police were called to a property..."
Also, how many fricking kitchens do you guys have?
Just one. The black one. The others are at my parents house 😀
@@mikeandjoelle. Oh, well, it *is* clean...