No idea why i did this but - LYRICS: Pretzel Clerk: Hi! Welcome to Wetzel's PRETZELS! How can I help you? Dieter: Ah, yes, I'd like um, a Wetzel's Pretzel. Pretzel Clerk: You want that wrapped on a hotdog? Dieter: No, I'd just like a Wetzels Pretzel Pretzel Clerk: Dipped in Garlic? Dieter: No, I'd like und- Pretzel Clerk: Cinnamon Sugar?! Dieter: No, I'd like und- Pretzel Clerk: Well we got a lotta kinds of pretzels Dieter: No! I'd like und Wetzels Pretzel Pretzel Clerk: Ooh, That you might like to try Dieter: No! I- Pretzel Clerk: DONT BE SO SURE..of what kinda Pretzels you want Dieter: No! I just want...I want und Wetzels Pretzel Pretzel Clerk: Some pretzels are the normal kind Some pretzels have the zest of an orange rind Some "zestels" will help you see the future Some Wetzel's Pretzels have the zest of Kombucha Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MA-zing! Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MA-zing! Pretzel Clerk: (Listen to the customer!) Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MA-zing! Pretzel Clerk: (Yeah! Oh Wetzel's Pretzels ) Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MAY-zing! Dieter: No, I'd just like und regular Wetzel's Pretzel. Pretzel Clerk: Sure, let me do that..and, uh OK- One Wetzel's Pretzel... Pretzel Clerk: I can dip it in a powder... Dieter: No Pretzel Clerk: A powder of bee pollen! Think about what you want No need to be stallin' I can dip it with a Vitamin C And give you a boost This Wetzel's Pretzels is also Owned by a Jamba Juice! We got Vitamin C, Other Supplements We got Acai berry I- it makes no sense! You can put it on a hotdog You can put it on a bun When it comes to Wetzel's Pretzels We're the only one that does this Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MA-zing! Pretzel Clerk: (Independently Owned!) Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MA-zing! Pretzel Clerk: (Not following corporate rules!) Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MA-zing! Pretzel Clerk: (Everybody talkin' 'bout ) Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MAY-zing! Dieter: No, just regular und Wetzel's Pretzel. Pretzel Clerk: Absolutely, that'll be $2.99 Dieter: Oh... oh actually I need two Wetzel's Pretzels Pretzel Clerk: Ok, that'll be ssss-...6.0....5.80..98 - That'll be..WAIT! Pretzel Clerk: Would like to add a lemonade? A lemonade on the side? Not a normal lemonade There's a lemonade thats got something to hide There's a Lemonade that's full of vodka! There's a Lemonade that's full of gin! If you want a Lemonade to fuckin' knock your socks off This is where to begin! Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MA-zing! Pretzel Clerk: (WE GOTTA LIQUOR LICENCE!) Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MA-zing! Pretzel Clerk: (TECHNICALLY NOT A BAR!) Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MA-zing! Pretzel Clerk: (LISTEN TO THE CUSTOMER! ) Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, We are... Pretzel Clerk: (AMAAAA-) Pretzel Girls: Drunk! Pretzel Girl: I'm so Drunk on Wetzel's Pretzels! Pretzel Clerk: Just the two pretzels then? Dieter: Yes Please Pretzel Clerk: *sigh* Had to try!
The highlight has to be Zack improvising so well, and then having a meltdown when it came to doing arithmetic :D
He can improvise but he can’t spell or do math
No idea why i did this but - LYRICS:
Pretzel Clerk: Hi! Welcome to Wetzel's PRETZELS! How can I help you?
Dieter: Ah, yes, I'd like um, a Wetzel's Pretzel.
Pretzel Clerk: You want that wrapped on a hotdog?
Dieter: No, I'd just like a Wetzels Pretzel
Pretzel Clerk: Dipped in Garlic?
Dieter: No, I'd like und-
Pretzel Clerk: Cinnamon Sugar?!
Dieter: No, I'd like und-
Pretzel Clerk: Well we got a lotta kinds of pretzels
Dieter: No! I'd like und Wetzels Pretzel
Pretzel Clerk: Ooh, That you might like to try
Dieter: No! I-
Pretzel Clerk: DONT BE SO SURE..of what kinda Pretzels you want
Dieter: No! I just want...I want und Wetzels Pretzel
Pretzel Clerk: Some pretzels are the normal kind
Some pretzels have the zest of an orange rind
Some "zestels" will help you see the future
Some Wetzel's Pretzels have the zest of Kombucha
Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MA-zing!
Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MA-zing!
Pretzel Clerk: (Listen to the customer!)
Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MA-zing!
Pretzel Clerk: (Yeah! Oh Wetzel's Pretzels )
Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MAY-zing!
Dieter: No, I'd just like und regular Wetzel's Pretzel.
Pretzel Clerk: Sure, let me do that..and, uh OK- One Wetzel's Pretzel...
Pretzel Clerk: I can dip it in a powder...
Dieter: No
Pretzel Clerk: A powder of bee pollen!
Think about what you want
No need to be stallin'
I can dip it with a Vitamin C
And give you a boost
This Wetzel's Pretzels is also
Owned by a Jamba Juice!
We got Vitamin C,
Other Supplements
We got Acai berry
I- it makes no sense!
You can put it on a hotdog
You can put it on a bun
When it comes to Wetzel's Pretzels
We're the only one that does this
Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MA-zing!
Pretzel Clerk: (Independently Owned!)
Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MA-zing!
Pretzel Clerk: (Not following corporate rules!)
Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MA-zing!
Pretzel Clerk: (Everybody talkin' 'bout )
Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MAY-zing!
Dieter: No, just regular und Wetzel's Pretzel.
Pretzel Clerk: Absolutely, that'll be $2.99
Dieter: Oh... oh actually I need two Wetzel's Pretzels
Pretzel Clerk: Ok, that'll be ssss-...6.0....5.80..98 - That'll be..WAIT!
Pretzel Clerk: Would like to add a lemonade?
A lemonade on the side?
Not a normal lemonade
There's a lemonade thats got something to hide
There's a Lemonade that's full of vodka!
There's a Lemonade that's full of gin!
If you want a Lemonade to fuckin' knock your socks off
This is where to begin!
Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MA-zing!
Pretzel Clerk: (WE GOTTA LIQUOR LICENCE!)
Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MA-zing!
Pretzel Clerk: (TECHNICALLY NOT A BAR!)
Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MA-zing!
Pretzel Clerk: (LISTEN TO THE CUSTOMER! )
Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, We are...
Pretzel Clerk: (AMAAAA-)
Pretzel Girls: Drunk!
Pretzel Girl: I'm so Drunk on Wetzel's Pretzels!
Pretzel Clerk: Just the two pretzels then?
Dieter: Yes Please
Pretzel Clerk: *sigh* Had to try!
now I can sing along, thank you!
Thank you for posting this. Now my fiancé will stop looking at me when I sing this chorus.
I still come back to this one after all these years lol
The chorus has been stuck in my head for days now lol
They're amazeen!
This song is stuck in my head 4 years later
2.99 * 2 = 6.0 5.80 98
Better than the Beatles, definitely
"zestels"
The Wetzel's Pretzels Clerk went through puberty in the first three seconds of the video lol
this one was realy good.
He was clearly craving hotdogs
Listening in 2024