Off Book Podcast - Wetzel's Pretzels, They're Amazing (ft. Mary Holland)

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @daveglt
    @daveglt 7 лет назад +105

    The highlight has to be Zack improvising so well, and then having a meltdown when it came to doing arithmetic :D

    • @chaloopa1242
      @chaloopa1242 5 лет назад +18

      He can improvise but he can’t spell or do math

  • @TashtheStampede_x
    @TashtheStampede_x 7 лет назад +77

    No idea why i did this but - LYRICS:
    Pretzel Clerk: Hi! Welcome to Wetzel's PRETZELS! How can I help you?
    Dieter: Ah, yes, I'd like um, a Wetzel's Pretzel.
    Pretzel Clerk: You want that wrapped on a hotdog?
    Dieter: No, I'd just like a Wetzels Pretzel
    Pretzel Clerk: Dipped in Garlic?
    Dieter: No, I'd like und-
    Pretzel Clerk: Cinnamon Sugar?!
    Dieter: No, I'd like und-
    Pretzel Clerk: Well we got a lotta kinds of pretzels
    Dieter: No! I'd like und Wetzels Pretzel
    Pretzel Clerk: Ooh, That you might like to try
    Dieter: No! I-
    Pretzel Clerk: DONT BE SO SURE..of what kinda Pretzels you want
    Dieter: No! I just want...I want und Wetzels Pretzel
    Pretzel Clerk: Some pretzels are the normal kind
    Some pretzels have the zest of an orange rind
    Some "zestels" will help you see the future
    Some Wetzel's Pretzels have the zest of Kombucha
    Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MA-zing!
    Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MA-zing!
    Pretzel Clerk: (Listen to the customer!)
    Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MA-zing!
    Pretzel Clerk: (Yeah! Oh Wetzel's Pretzels )
    Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MAY-zing!
    Dieter: No, I'd just like und regular Wetzel's Pretzel.
    Pretzel Clerk: Sure, let me do that..and, uh OK- One Wetzel's Pretzel...
    Pretzel Clerk: I can dip it in a powder...
    Dieter: No
    Pretzel Clerk: A powder of bee pollen!
    Think about what you want
    No need to be stallin'
    I can dip it with a Vitamin C
    And give you a boost
    This Wetzel's Pretzels is also
    Owned by a Jamba Juice!
    We got Vitamin C,
    Other Supplements
    We got Acai berry
    I- it makes no sense!
    You can put it on a hotdog
    You can put it on a bun
    When it comes to Wetzel's Pretzels
    We're the only one that does this
    Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MA-zing!
    Pretzel Clerk: (Independently Owned!)
    Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MA-zing!
    Pretzel Clerk: (Not following corporate rules!)
    Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MA-zing!
    Pretzel Clerk: (Everybody talkin' 'bout )
    Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MAY-zing!
    Dieter: No, just regular und Wetzel's Pretzel.
    Pretzel Clerk: Absolutely, that'll be $2.99
    Dieter: Oh... oh actually I need two Wetzel's Pretzels
    Pretzel Clerk: Ok, that'll be ssss-...6.0....5.80..98 - That'll be..WAIT!
    Pretzel Clerk: Would like to add a lemonade?
    A lemonade on the side?
    Not a normal lemonade
    There's a lemonade thats got something to hide
    There's a Lemonade that's full of vodka!
    There's a Lemonade that's full of gin!
    If you want a Lemonade to fuckin' knock your socks off
    This is where to begin!
    Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MA-zing!
    Pretzel Clerk: (WE GOTTA LIQUOR LICENCE!)
    Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MA-zing!
    Pretzel Clerk: (TECHNICALLY NOT A BAR!)
    Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, they're A-MA-zing!
    Pretzel Clerk: (LISTEN TO THE CUSTOMER! )
    Pretzel Girls: Wetzel's Pretzels, We are...
    Pretzel Clerk: (AMAAAA-)
    Pretzel Girls: Drunk!
    Pretzel Girl: I'm so Drunk on Wetzel's Pretzels!
    Pretzel Clerk: Just the two pretzels then?
    Dieter: Yes Please
    Pretzel Clerk: *sigh* Had to try!

  • @robertruiz369
    @robertruiz369 7 лет назад +32

    Thank you for posting this. Now my fiancé will stop looking at me when I sing this chorus.

  • @AndySunshine1291
    @AndySunshine1291 2 года назад +7

    I still come back to this one after all these years lol

  • @CmakesP
    @CmakesP 3 года назад +11

    The chorus has been stuck in my head for days now lol

  • @daaaaaaaaniel
    @daaaaaaaaniel 7 лет назад +20

    They're amazeen!

  • @Eight-Track
    @Eight-Track 3 года назад +7

    This song is stuck in my head 4 years later

  • @eatpie342
    @eatpie342 7 лет назад +41

    2.99 * 2 = 6.0 5.80 98

  • @kumbazzz
    @kumbazzz 7 лет назад +43

    Better than the Beatles, definitely

  • @RandomZydeco
    @RandomZydeco 7 лет назад +33

    "zestels"

  • @archiedel
    @archiedel 2 года назад +3

    The Wetzel's Pretzels Clerk went through puberty in the first three seconds of the video lol

  • @swissyode
    @swissyode 7 лет назад +9

    this one was realy good.

  • @tess2082
    @tess2082 2 года назад +4

    He was clearly craving hotdogs

  • @swysscheez
    @swysscheez 7 месяцев назад

    Listening in 2024