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  • Caleb the Cannibal (Tim Meadows) might be one of Brooklyn Nine-Nine's favourite guest stars, but he also has some of the most horrifying moments from the whole run of the show. Whether he's trying to eat Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) or helping the nine-nine solve a case, it's here.
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Комментарии • 145

  • @divyanshsahai
    @divyanshsahai 3 месяца назад +1000

    It’s funny how Caleb never tried to eat Jake when he shared a room with him but only tried when he left the jail.😂

    • @dshrecksBW
      @dshrecksBW 3 месяца назад +187

      He was marinating their relationship so it'd taste better.

    • @Rensune
      @Rensune 3 месяца назад +76

      Because he actually does like Jake.
      He has no problem losing control when he no longer lives with him because he knows others will hold him back.

    • @momo7gato
      @momo7gato 3 месяца назад +1

      @@dshrecksBW 🤣😂😅

    • @BiohazardSr
      @BiohazardSr 2 месяца назад +5

      The forbidden fruit is that much sweeter

    • @blaxerx
      @blaxerx Месяц назад +10

      It’s been studied that cannibals behave that way because of an oppressed desire to be connected to their victims. That connection needs to deep in their body. So consuming a person is a sick way to be bonded to another person.
      It make a humorous sense because he likes Jake a lot.

  • @oscarkez
    @oscarkez 4 месяца назад +1269

    “The secret is eating the evidence”

  • @zoesolyom
    @zoesolyom 4 месяца назад +642

    “they were children jake. weak little children”

    • @harkaway9006
      @harkaway9006 Месяц назад +20

      "One KUNK on the head was all it took!"

    • @alexandersturnn4530
      @alexandersturnn4530 Месяц назад +16

      @@harkaway9006 "DAMMIT. I can't believe I'm friends with a *cowardly* cannibal!"

    • @elmerninis
      @elmerninis 6 дней назад +1

      ​@@alexandersturnn4530😄😄😄🤣🤣🤣🗿

  • @spoonfulofserotonin5629
    @spoonfulofserotonin5629 4 месяца назад +610

    He said he would never eat a heart but then he embroided a heart with a bite taken out of it. I guess people CAN change...

    • @PsychicVoice209
      @PsychicVoice209 3 месяца назад +10

      A lesson Bruce banners pants learnt a long time ago
      And well as also shown with Doug Judy

    • @introvertedasheck
      @introvertedasheck 3 месяца назад +24

      Hearts are surprisingly tasty and tender once you remove the connective tissue. Source: You can buy beef hearts from specialty stores, they go great in soup, and stew.

    • @MatthewTeachout-xj4yy
      @MatthewTeachout-xj4yy 3 месяца назад +3

      @@introvertedasheck You have any info on pig hearts ?

    • @introvertedasheck
      @introvertedasheck 3 месяца назад

      @@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy I haven't tried them myself, but you should be able to get them from a butcher. I would try a small shop rather than a chain. Try shopping around at a farmers market, they might have a family farm selling there and you could make an arrangement.

    • @oddindian1
      @oddindian1 3 месяца назад +5

      @@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy Pig hearts are no Bueno.

  • @leahmoore6820
    @leahmoore6820 4 месяца назад +537

    And i love that he's played by Tim Meadows. He says it all so casually.

  • @dm121984
    @dm121984 3 месяца назад +270

    "You eat 9 people and people 'don't know who you are' anymore" 🤣

  • @dragonjames7911
    @dragonjames7911 4 месяца назад +375

    It’s funny how the most monstrous character is so calm and friendly.

    • @ShrimpEmporium
      @ShrimpEmporium 3 месяца назад +34

      Bro’s just Hannibal Lecter if he was chill

    • @meekmeads
      @meekmeads 3 месяца назад +17

      Serial killers were like that, as a facade.

    • @xxJacket
      @xxJacket 3 месяца назад

      True to life

    • @michaelperkola391
      @michaelperkola391 2 месяца назад +1

      It's like Hans Landa from Inglorious Basterds. He's a super nice, very evil man.

    • @johnsonchan9012
      @johnsonchan9012 2 месяца назад +1

      @dragonjames7911 you've just described basically every psychopath in history.

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 4 месяца назад +298

    “C’mon Jake, I’m not gonna eat you 😉”
    - Caleb the Woodworker

  • @SingZeon48
    @SingZeon48 4 месяца назад +461

    Now I know why he likes baby back ribs

  • @XavierBlackburn777
    @XavierBlackburn777 4 месяца назад +141

    “The secret is eating the evidence”😂💀

  • @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954
    @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 4 месяца назад +114

    I love Holt pulling Jake into safety when they’re talking to Caleb.😊❤

  • @ivanna1832
    @ivanna1832 4 месяца назад +329

    “how anti-semitic is he?”
    “…average?”

  • @youngwang97
    @youngwang97 4 месяца назад +319

    The amount of people he ate keeps increasing

    • @MatthewTeachout-xj4yy
      @MatthewTeachout-xj4yy 3 месяца назад +21

      I mean what happens in the showers happens in the showers?

    • @Toastybees
      @Toastybees 3 месяца назад +45

      He did say the first time there was a bunch they couldn't trace to him because he ate all the evidence lol

  • @Crossbones6732
    @Crossbones6732 3 месяца назад +80

    “And you never helped me eat a child. Not once.”

  • @keeshiabrie
    @keeshiabrie 4 месяца назад +127

    What I’m trying to put together is that, after Caleb got stabbed after defending Jake, did the sight of his blood trigger him to be cannibal again? Hence the chains whenever we saw him afterwards?

    • @crispyghoul
      @crispyghoul 3 месяца назад +17

      Good theory

    • @vizinhoalidolado
      @vizinhoalidolado 23 дня назад +2

      He was a cowardly cannibal who only attacks children, I think after almost dying he just lost his fear, now everyone is on his menu
      a great character development

  • @ivanfranciscoj
    @ivanfranciscoj 3 месяца назад +68

    “Comedy bites” makes more sense now

  • @amanabookclub4198
    @amanabookclub4198 Месяц назад +24

    5:31 those bite sound effects on the 'comedy bites' logo were perfectly awful for this video😭😭😭😭😭

  • @jackdoyle8418
    @jackdoyle8418 4 месяца назад +37

    Some people know him as Caleb the Cannibal, some people know him as the principal from Mean Girls. But I know him as Shirt in a Can guy.

    • @TheBlackBantha
      @TheBlackBantha 3 месяца назад +3

      He’ll always be Leon Phelps to me 🤣

  • @jaynoir8937
    @jaynoir8937 3 месяца назад +19

    He just said he'd never eat a heart, yet makes needle point art about eating one

    • @Toastybees
      @Toastybees 3 месяца назад

      A cannibal child murderer lied? No way 😮

    • @jaynoir8937
      @jaynoir8937 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Toastybees Touché lol

  • @Knight_0058
    @Knight_0058 2 месяца назад +10

    I like how Brooklyn 99 takes serious things and turn it into comedy.

  • @McShag420
    @McShag420 3 месяца назад +28

    Tim Meadows is a comedy genius.

  • @NeddyMontz
    @NeddyMontz 4 месяца назад +46

    I can't with Caleb the Cannibal 🤣🤣🤣 So many jumpscares

  • @NoqTransy
    @NoqTransy 4 месяца назад +34

    Caleb the WOODWORKER

  • @tc-channelhobby4051
    @tc-channelhobby4051 3 месяца назад +36

    I am surprised he is still alive considering people like him are considered dead meat even amongst criminals in jail.

    • @williamgrimm2452
      @williamgrimm2452 3 месяца назад +18

      If they attack him he’s free to eat them, prison rules

    • @tc-channelhobby4051
      @tc-channelhobby4051 3 месяца назад +4

      @@williamgrimm2452 yeah but even the guards wouldnt save him considering he eats children which has grounds for termination the moment he steps into the prison.
      So he would be outnumbered but if that happened, we wouldnt get clips like these ahhaahhahahahahahhaha

    • @blackwolf4766
      @blackwolf4766 2 месяца назад

      Meat huh?

  • @IOSALive
    @IOSALive 4 месяца назад +28

    Comedy Bites, This made me laugh so much! Thanks for sharing!

  • @nondenominationalMr.Winter
    @nondenominationalMr.Winter 4 месяца назад +10

    I love the way he says "an arm"

  • @golesh-ow5dp
    @golesh-ow5dp 4 месяца назад +24

    So, he eats limbs and counts "halves"... i don't think he ate just 9.5 people.... more like 19 halves of people?

  • @dannystarkridesfixed
    @dannystarkridesfixed 4 месяца назад +7

    I love when he says “ what’s his deal “ due to how he says it.
    Love Tim.

  • @craignedoff991
    @craignedoff991 4 месяца назад +42

    Actually, literally know a cannibal. He's more creepy than funny, and I guess a lot of people think he's scary. He got caught, and weirdly enough, he sells his hair to fans through snail mail. I just realized the joke.

  • @stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369
    @stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369 4 месяца назад +5

    The ending burp actually fit this video lol

  • @masterxl97
    @masterxl97 4 месяца назад +4

    I like that the guards let him take like 10 needle points to that last interrogation.

  • @karonajti
    @karonajti 3 месяца назад +4

    So that’s why he was so happy to sing “baby back ribs” with Michael…

  • @vrika4280
    @vrika4280 4 месяца назад +15

    Bro, name these videos Caleb the Woodworker, please...

  • @christophermccutcheon2143
    @christophermccutcheon2143 3 месяца назад +1

    He consistently has some of the funniest lines on the show, and he's in like 2 episodes

  • @DaSHawarmaman
    @DaSHawarmaman 3 месяца назад +3

    Caleb the woodworker best words
    "the secret is eating the evidence"
    "THEY WERE CHILDREN JAKE, WEAK LITTLE CHILDREN"
    "my cousin was sooo tasty"
    "with all that blood, no self-respecting cannibal would waste all that sauce"

  • @punkinlady1039
    @punkinlady1039 3 месяца назад +2

    When the lawful good character and the chaotic evil character work together

  • @ayelegomez8661
    @ayelegomez8661 Месяц назад +1

    Tim meadows excels in these rolls lmoa

  • @ChaseyBoyJones
    @ChaseyBoyJones 3 месяца назад +1

    Comedy “bites” fits very well with this

  • @noremac7216
    @noremac7216 2 месяца назад +1

    "No we're friends"
    "He ate children"
    "People are complicated"

  • @hanthitsaing8091
    @hanthitsaing8091 Месяц назад

    Dang the comedy bites ending with the bites sounds? Dayum

  • @Owlmeatsandbeaks
    @Owlmeatsandbeaks 3 месяца назад +2

    “First of all, great alliteration.”

  • @Iuwl
    @Iuwl 3 месяца назад +7

    I imagine after jake got chummy with caleb, his reputation improved and people started lowering their guard around him.
    Then caleb knocked out and ate an inmate who carelessly got too close.

  • @angelicarose2364
    @angelicarose2364 4 месяца назад +8

    i love the difference in dynamic between Connor4Real and Harry vs Jake Peralta and Caleb

  • @juliadrayer5922
    @juliadrayer5922 3 месяца назад +1

    “Bye Jake” 😄🥰

  • @guava88
    @guava88 3 месяца назад +3

    man i miss caleb

  • @saptarshidas2155
    @saptarshidas2155 3 месяца назад +5

    I thought he said he doesn't eat hearts...why did he embroider it then🫤

    • @rkoff5744
      @rkoff5744 3 месяца назад +1

      He's thinking about it.

    • @Toastybees
      @Toastybees 3 месяца назад +2

      Should you expect a cannibalistic serial killer to be honest at all times?

  • @JadedMax
    @JadedMax 3 месяца назад +1

    Half hour of power was fucking tight, so I'd agree

  • @valeriegage401
    @valeriegage401 3 месяца назад

    😂😂😂😂
    The one time at the End were the COMEDY BITES LOGO and Sound makes sense. Lol

  • @divyanshsahai
    @divyanshsahai 3 месяца назад +2

    “ 9 and a half” 😂 why did he left the “half”?😂

    • @BulletSponge178
      @BulletSponge178 3 месяца назад +2

      Probably got caught before he could finish.

    • @andrewsuryali8540
      @andrewsuryali8540 3 месяца назад

      It's not exactly canon, but it's implied that the uneaten half was the evidence.

  • @liamn.7664
    @liamn.7664 3 месяца назад +1

    this man really was unhinged 💀💀

  • @matheussouza1735
    @matheussouza1735 3 месяца назад +1

    I have never watched something so twisted

  • @EG-bw5kv
    @EG-bw5kv 3 месяца назад +1

    Never watched this show but it looks funny.

  • @Warvvolf
    @Warvvolf 3 месяца назад

    I'd like to see a spin-off with Caleb and Pimento.

  • @MS-fe3vo
    @MS-fe3vo 3 месяца назад

    Caleb is so relatable fr 🍖

  • @KEVMAN7987
    @KEVMAN7987 4 месяца назад +10

    Why didn't Caleb try to eat Jake when they shared a cell?

    • @anelbre0904
      @anelbre0904 4 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂 yeah I just realized that

    • @DJSamsonofficial
      @DJSamsonofficial 4 месяца назад +2

      Plot armor

    • @renevil2105
      @renevil2105 3 месяца назад +10

      As he said he aim for kids not adults. I think outside of prison I think he takes the act.

  • @donaldjrtrumpy8511
    @donaldjrtrumpy8511 4 месяца назад +3

    Edit the title he is woodworker for god's sake

  • @obsidion1295
    @obsidion1295 2 месяца назад

    1:03 oh mY FKN GOD

  • @trietang2304
    @trietang2304 2 месяца назад +1

    3:50 and 4chan

    • @CrusaderJacky
      @CrusaderJacky 19 дней назад

      I’m so glad I’ve never been on 4chan.

    • @alextl2514
      @alextl2514 10 дней назад

      You are missing out

  • @qwe1231
    @qwe1231 4 месяца назад +6

    Reddit burn.

  • @truthseeker7815
    @truthseeker7815 3 месяца назад

    Comedy bites

  • @buttert5091
    @buttert5091 3 месяца назад

    Waste all that sauce.. 😅

  • @RobertShakur424
    @RobertShakur424 4 месяца назад +13

    First here cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool very cool very cool

    • @BrielleGeller
      @BrielleGeller 4 месяца назад +2

      Indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed

    • @nirobu
      @nirobu 4 месяца назад +2

      No doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt

  • @stepanotrisal1512
    @stepanotrisal1512 3 месяца назад +1

    Reddit, obviously

  • @andrecarpenter2432
    @andrecarpenter2432 3 месяца назад

    “Reddit”

  • @dmi6101
    @dmi6101 3 месяца назад

    Heh, comedy bites.

  • @helenmachelen4200
    @helenmachelen4200 2 месяца назад

    Semetic?

  • @faizankapoor
    @faizankapoor 4 месяца назад

    Guys this show worth a watch ???

    • @shantalash5715
      @shantalash5715 4 месяца назад

      Yeah totally, it’s one of my favourite shows

    • @comenerdwithme3346
      @comenerdwithme3346 3 месяца назад

      Totally I’m roughly halfway through season one and it’s hilarious

  • @vivianaespinoza5281
    @vivianaespinoza5281 4 месяца назад

    Yeesh

    • @redpaints
      @redpaints 3 месяца назад +1

      Why are you everywhere I go 😭

  • @mr.voided9163
    @mr.voided9163 25 дней назад

    Jokes funny but I don’t like when they refer to kids becomes a little less funny then

  • @porkkana9898
    @porkkana9898 3 месяца назад +3

    This isn't even funny. Just leaves a horrible feeling. Kidnap, murder, mutilation and cannibalism of kids really don't scratch my funny bone. Can't understand this, there are people irl who do this. Sickening.

    • @glacousxx
      @glacousxx 3 месяца назад +2

      I know its just the delivery of these things in tv shows make people insensitive i decided to check it out because it seemed funny but well not for me I guess .
      Your opinion is pretty much refreshing.

    • @Icemario87
      @Icemario87 3 месяца назад +2

      I tend to agree. Making hurting children into a punchline seems to be a growing trend.

    • @porkkana9898
      @porkkana9898 3 месяца назад

      @@glacousxx The butt eating "joke" was fucking sickening. Albert Fisch did this then sent a letter to the 8y old girl's parents telling them about it. Really funny stuff haha!

    • @glacousxx
      @glacousxx 3 месяца назад

      @@porkkana9898 eugghh thats so nasty well i don't tend to do well with gore honestly the tv show seems good but its not for me

    • @adrianaslund8605
      @adrianaslund8605 3 месяца назад

      It's funny because it's nauseating and contrasts with his character. Also people like this are probably alot rarer than you think.

  • @plague568
    @plague568 4 месяца назад +46

    He is not a cannibal, he is a passionate woodworker!

  • @Rad-Dude63andathird
    @Rad-Dude63andathird 3 месяца назад +2

    "he embroidered a heart even though he said he doesn't eat any!"
    Yeah but part of art is about bringing life to thoughts and ideas without actually doing that.

  • @samalvey8168
    @samalvey8168 4 месяца назад +2

    "GUARD! GUARD!"