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  • @whoiseventhat
    @whoiseventhat 6 месяцев назад +8426

    the interaction between holt and terry where terry says "I've solved a lot of cases for you" and captain holt goes "yet crime has continued.." not being here is a violation.

    • @Batmonthesequel
      @Batmonthesequel 6 месяцев назад +35

      It’s in every other compilation

    • @MTheBasementReader
      @MTheBasementReader 6 месяцев назад +135

      ​@@Batmonthesequel it should be in more, i want to hear it until my brain melts from ears

    • @Samira12_
      @Samira12_ 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@MTheBasementReaderLMAOOO😂😂😂😂😂

    • @emmaholdsworth6096
      @emmaholdsworth6096 6 месяцев назад +2

      Agreed

    • @PosaPunto
      @PosaPunto Месяц назад +1

      ​@@MTheBasementReader😂😂

  • @sockthatgotlostinthedryer11
    @sockthatgotlostinthedryer11 6 месяцев назад +5070

    “do you know what it means to clap back raymond?
    be 👏 cause 👏 i 👏 do 👏

  • @JaimeNyx15
    @JaimeNyx15 6 месяцев назад +2670

    The fact that half of these are Holt is neither surprising nor unwelcome

    • @robc4495
      @robc4495 5 месяцев назад +11

      Indeed.

    • @-_-Starman-_-
      @-_-Starman-_- 5 месяцев назад +8

      I know you’re undercover as @JaimeNyx15, Holt, you won’t fool me 🤨

    • @JaimeNyx15
      @JaimeNyx15 5 месяцев назад +19

      @@-_-Starman-_- What a foolish assumption. I am not, nor have I ever been, human male Raymond Jacob Holt, Captain of the 99th precinct of Brooklyn.

    • @AlbertaGeek
      @AlbertaGeek Месяц назад +1

      @@robc4495 Indeed indeed.

  • @JohnSmith-bn5mi
    @JohnSmith-bn5mi 6 месяцев назад +3434

    The acting is really what made this stand out.
    Andre Braugher, truly made the stoic funnyman work.

    • @capterson4
      @capterson4 6 месяцев назад +47

      Yas, queen.

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 6 месяцев назад +5965

    Every Holt delivery is perfect

    • @chuckwagon3718
      @chuckwagon3718 6 месяцев назад +153

      Andre Braugher was a fucking legend

    • @_sofia.999
      @_sofia.999 6 месяцев назад +53

      "CASE"

    • @EuiHwanP
      @EuiHwanP 6 месяцев назад +92

      @@chuckwagon3718 I'm still not used to the "was" 😭

    • @Bubaiel
      @Bubaiel 6 месяцев назад +18

      @@chuckwagon3718 he *is* a legend

    • @owencoles2798
      @owencoles2798 6 месяцев назад +8

      Of course, he’s Captain Holt.

  • @MelchVagquest
    @MelchVagquest 6 месяцев назад +2147

    This show could have so easily been just a parody of being a police officer, but instead it takes the right things seriously and made the characters feel like real, quirky people

    • @iiiiitsaurum
      @iiiiitsaurum 6 месяцев назад +31

      And it’s incredible 🫡

    • @Nol.
      @Nol. 5 месяцев назад +63

      For real. I hate almost everything about the police system in the US, but I absolutely love B99.

  • @elsagreen1476
    @elsagreen1476 6 месяцев назад +932

    "Why are you telling me this?"
    "Because no one... will ever believe you."

    • @AlbertaGeek
      @AlbertaGeek Месяц назад +7

      One of my favourite scenes. And that almost imperceptible smirk. Braugher was an absolute legend.

    • @anturanggatantra2137
      @anturanggatantra2137 Месяц назад +1

      Holt knew how to inflict pain😂

  • @DamaDeLaCaguama
    @DamaDeLaCaguama 6 месяцев назад +1467

    Andre Braugher had such an impeccable way of delivering lines and his acting, both the subtle ones and the over-the-top ones were SOOO great. Forever will be missed.

  • @LiiiiiiMa
    @LiiiiiiMa 6 месяцев назад +818

    "yoooUUU embarrassed yOURSELF. in front of derek jeter." had to be in there it's absolutely glorious

  • @zacharybarnhart334
    @zacharybarnhart334 6 месяцев назад +2067

    Comedy Bites make a B99 video without the “bone” scene challenge impossible

    • @ancestoraprotection
      @ancestoraprotection 6 месяцев назад +19

      Lol right

    • @carmen_says_hi
      @carmen_says_hi 5 месяцев назад +28

      Yeah, but they never show the next day when he's all happy.

    • @m_here1
      @m_here1 4 месяца назад +14

      I mean it’s so iconic, you have to include it

    • @wannabeepopstar
      @wannabeepopstar 26 дней назад

      Too real

  • @Nebbyboy
    @Nebbyboy 6 месяцев назад +686

    The ad break just before holt says "velvet thunder" is a crime I can't forgive

    • @JessicaFlores-kh3nl
      @JessicaFlores-kh3nl 6 месяцев назад +31

      My literal response was "How fucking dare you, the man has passed!" 😭

    • @aesinam
      @aesinam 6 месяцев назад +16

      Lol didn't happen to me so I'm happy

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 5 месяцев назад

      That used to bother me so much that I did the RUclips premium thing where you have no ads. It has been glorious and after the trial period, I just go ahead and pay for it. Absolutely worth it!!!

    • @snides712
      @snides712 3 месяца назад +4

      If it makes you feel any better, it happened to me just before BOOOOOONE?!?!?!?

    • @postmetan
      @postmetan 8 дней назад +1

      FR I SCREAMED MY LUNGS OUT 😭

  • @itsonlyme4812
    @itsonlyme4812 6 месяцев назад +537

    Petition to rename this to "Andre's Perfect Delivery Hits Every Time"

  • @donneto7686
    @donneto7686 6 месяцев назад +475

    “Oh. Oooh, ooh n… noooo”
    Iconic

  • @eden5916
    @eden5916 6 месяцев назад +216

    "'Twasn't trying to" always gets me

  • @MrSpannners
    @MrSpannners 6 месяцев назад +628

    "You're crazy, how'd you pull this off!!"
    This will forever be one of my favourite B99 moments.

    • @jackdavinci
      @jackdavinci 6 месяцев назад +1

      What was it????

    • @TheKingsPride
      @TheKingsPride 6 месяцев назад +16

      @@jackdavincihe moved the podium a half inch to the left

    • @ApologeticallyMee
      @ApologeticallyMee 6 месяцев назад +22

      Yes Kevin they moved it a FULL half inch

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@ApologeticallyMee I'll tell you all about it later. I love you as well. 😁

  • @awkwardkiwi
    @awkwardkiwi 6 месяцев назад +463

    How.. dare.. you.. Detective Diaz I am
    Your .. superior.. officer

    • @jonarysrodriguez287
      @jonarysrodriguez287 6 месяцев назад +42

      BOONEE!!!

    • @ApologeticallyMee
      @ApologeticallyMee 6 месяцев назад +19

      ⁠@@jonarysrodriguez287what happens in my bedroom is none of your business

    • @djordjevicmaka
      @djordjevicmaka 6 месяцев назад +23

      BOOOOOOONEEEEEEE

    • @dilsedesi1704
      @dilsedesi1704 6 месяцев назад +17

      ​@@djordjevicmakaDon't ever speak to me like that

  • @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954
    @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 6 месяцев назад +685

    “I’m a human! I’m a human male!”😂😂😂 Yep, spoken exactly like a human.😉

  • @chauswriting
    @chauswriting 6 месяцев назад +259

    Andre is such a force! He delivers every sentence with such gravitas

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB 6 месяцев назад +433

    0:50 The out-of-place stock sounds of an office is so unintentionally funny

    • @Solitaire87
      @Solitaire87 6 месяцев назад +35

      😂😂The 2nd zoom in on Jake's face had me dying

    • @Kieru88
      @Kieru88 6 месяцев назад +9

      What do you mean by "unintentionally "? XD

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB 6 месяцев назад +760

    ‘Twas a cat

    • @stepha2642
      @stepha2642 6 месяцев назад +74

      You will not win me over with your use of "twas"

    • @_ali_707
      @_ali_707 6 месяцев назад +72

      @@stepha2642’twasn’t trying to

    • @insertcreativenamehere492
      @insertcreativenamehere492 6 месяцев назад +15

      Oh my god I thought I was following her

    • @_ali_707
      @_ali_707 6 месяцев назад +13

      @@insertcreativenamehere492 KASE!

    • @juliaraem
      @juliaraem 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@_ali_707I’m gonna open this closet and show you that there’s nothing in there…

  • @TheAnseup
    @TheAnseup 6 месяцев назад +259

    The bone scene is in pretty much every video but I can’t argue with the fact that it literally fits everywhere 😂

  • @yeahno.2698
    @yeahno.2698 6 месяцев назад +456

    "im pretty sure thats a dog"
    "ya it was dark...."

    • @16xthedetail76
      @16xthedetail76 6 месяцев назад +4

      God that's such a good line.

  • @angiadcock8196
    @angiadcock8196 6 месяцев назад +116

    How this show isn’t just them giggling at their own lines for the entire run time, I’ll never know. So funny.

  • @michelle123my123bell
    @michelle123my123bell 6 месяцев назад +99

    pump pump... how's your...pump? always kills me

  • @freya5842
    @freya5842 Месяц назад +19

    the call between holt and kevin after the podium prank is literally peak
    "ill tell you the entire story tonight" this was the entire story lmao

  • @후추좌
    @후추좌 6 месяцев назад +403

    "K A S E !"

    • @jc3m
      @jc3m 6 месяцев назад +36

      This is one of my favorite line reads. That and “PAAINNN.” I’ve never seen an actor that could make one-word lines so complicated and perfect.

    • @josephrichard7312
      @josephrichard7312 Месяц назад +2

      VINDICATION!!!

  • @janneketip9300
    @janneketip9300 4 месяца назад +36

    "Because no one....will ever believe you"-gotta be the coldest line Holt has delivered😂

  • @unluckyzen32
    @unluckyzen32 6 месяцев назад +199

    The beginning of the video is my favorite, “sold a guy a fake pecanese, twas a cat.”

    • @shaughney5739
      @shaughney5739 6 месяцев назад +10

      Pekingese

    • @parryyotter
      @parryyotter 3 месяца назад +4

      lmfao spelling Pekingese as pecanese, like it’s a language that pecans speak, is amazing.

  • @val_nvm
    @val_nvm 4 месяца назад +28

    "I'm a poet... and I didn’t even know I was rhyming those words" needs more appreciation

  • @ApologeticallyMee
    @ApologeticallyMee 6 месяцев назад +59

    „Dat really bummed me out man“ is amazing 💀

  • @AnyelaVega
    @AnyelaVega 6 месяцев назад +131

    Terry saying expecting so little from scully and then him still being disappointed is so funny hahajaha😂

    • @gilly_the_fish
      @gilly_the_fish 5 месяцев назад +6

      I think that "come on, man" disabled me for a whole half hour when I first heard it.

  • @emmajaynegoins6325
    @emmajaynegoins6325 6 месяцев назад +41

    I love how Holt was in pratically in all of the clips... Andre was truly that great 💔

  • @beatsado6529
    @beatsado6529 6 месяцев назад +126

    "I'm going to call the cops!"
    "I AM THE COPS"
    had me in stitches

    • @Beverly_Dingus
      @Beverly_Dingus 5 месяцев назад +12

      Boyle telling that guy to kill himself makes me laugh harder than almost every other joke in the show. It’s so random and out of character 😂😂😂

    • @mydude9710
      @mydude9710 4 месяца назад +5

      Agreed, Boyle is low-key the funniest character only after captain Holt 😂😂😂

    • @reanimated
      @reanimated 4 месяца назад

      @@Beverly_DingusI cackled 😂

  • @deva_69
    @deva_69 6 месяцев назад +62

    the punch in zooms after "wiest infection" are. hilarious

    • @parryyotter
      @parryyotter 3 месяца назад +2

      I love the prolonged silence so much

    • @KeithFraser82
      @KeithFraser82 2 месяца назад

      "LIKE YEAST!"

  • @cosmodusty
    @cosmodusty 6 месяцев назад +53

    "CASE!" always absolutely kills me

  • @harrygreen5116
    @harrygreen5116 6 месяцев назад +109

    The let’s break in to the fbi has the same energy and as Jake and Charles saying nikolaj

    • @AmberMetallicScorpion
      @AmberMetallicScorpion 6 месяцев назад +13

      honestly i love that joke format and those aren't even the only instances of it, there's another one where holt and rosa practice saying "i'm sorry"

    • @Elickerjosh
      @Elickerjosh 6 месяцев назад +5

      No, it’s Nikolaj

    • @rockandrollfantasy86
      @rockandrollfantasy86 5 месяцев назад +3

      Considering that Holt said "I feel like I'm saying it" like Jake did, makes me think it was a call back and not just a repeated joke.

  • @The_Hooman211
    @The_Hooman211 5 месяцев назад +26

    "do you know what it means to clap back, Raymond?
    Be👏cause👏I👏do👏"
    -Kevin, Brooklyn 99

  • @marctouss1862
    @marctouss1862 6 месяцев назад +92

    it must hav e took like 2000 takes to shoot that weist infection scene..i would have broke everytime..

  • @LauraRose2000
    @LauraRose2000 6 месяцев назад +20

    There are three moments in this show that genuinely make me laugh out loud every single time: both the guitar screams, and Holt’s “CASE!”

  • @queenannsrevenge100
    @queenannsrevenge100 6 месяцев назад +16

    The idea of Holt and Peralta having so many of the same cultural touchstones and geeking out over so many of the same action and cop films is just so heartwarming. God I miss Andre Braugher

  • @scottwilson4818
    @scottwilson4818 6 месяцев назад +73

    Yas queen 'snap' to Terry still slays me.

  • @ainesj
    @ainesj 6 месяцев назад +147

    StOp EAtiNG cRAb wROnG!

  • @beefbaby9840
    @beefbaby9840 2 месяца назад +16

    I absolutely love that scene with Boyle and Holt trying to figure out how to blackmail the commissioner. "Pump pump... how's your... pump? 🤨"

  • @mc_Ava
    @mc_Ava 5 месяцев назад +30

    my favorite is when Jake asks where his breakfast is and Holt goes, “IN MY BELLY”

  • @siddoverycool
    @siddoverycool 6 месяцев назад +69

    6:45 by far my favourite Boyle line

  • @yeahno.2698
    @yeahno.2698 6 месяцев назад +198

    BOYLE SCREAMING
    K!LL URSELF TROY 😂😂😂😂
    HAD ME SO FAR PAST CAUGHT OFF GAURD 😂😂😂

    • @Meepers_the_Great
      @Meepers_the_Great 6 месяцев назад +9

      I KNOW
      It’s like WHOA GOD DAHMN Charles that’s too much!!

  • @SleepyDragonAMVs
    @SleepyDragonAMVs 5 месяцев назад +18

    I think about "because no one will ever believe you" every SINGLE day

  • @elmv73
    @elmv73 6 месяцев назад +33

    “KYS TROY”
    that’s not something i’d expect to hear from boyle

  • @opheliamindgirl
    @opheliamindgirl 6 месяцев назад +130

    5:26 OH MY GOD JAKE WHAT DID WUNTCH DO TO YOU

    • @vastro921
      @vastro921 6 месяцев назад +22

      Thought I had issues with my phone for a second. Good to know I'm not alone.

    • @littlelemon3465
      @littlelemon3465 6 месяцев назад +11

      "You wanna know how I got these scars"

    • @Meepers_the_Great
      @Meepers_the_Great 6 месяцев назад +3

      I thought I spilled sharpie on my phone

  • @MT-tn4ei
    @MT-tn4ei 6 месяцев назад +66

    May Andre Braugher Rest In Peace.

  • @YonekuniKyuhyun
    @YonekuniKyuhyun 6 месяцев назад +54

    BUT HOLT'S "What's up" in a sultry voice and Jake like 😳 in the background, iconic.

  • @sedriaroun7487
    @sedriaroun7487 6 месяцев назад +10

    I love how Amy continues shuddering while Rosa is standing like idc what these idiots do while Holt is going into complete psycho mode😂😂

  • @KingBeevr
    @KingBeevr 6 месяцев назад +41

    If you don't include Kevin saying "absolutely NOT!" to Jake describing the plot of The Rock during their stay at the safehouse, or Gina telling Hitchcock he's "a stone cold atrocity" at her mom's wedding to Lynn Boyle, your list is incomplete.

  • @HEARTS4ELL1ELAU
    @HEARTS4ELL1ELAU 3 месяца назад +9

    "watch as I do a *dance* to *your name*... d-d-d-d-derek d-d-d-d-derek!"
    gets me every time

  • @sensan257
    @sensan257 6 месяцев назад +34

    The bone scene will never not be funny because of Santiago reaction.

  • @ainerobertson78
    @ainerobertson78 Месяц назад +18

    0:40 Holt literally went 😑🙄

  • @GloriaMosiuoa
    @GloriaMosiuoa 6 месяцев назад +57

    Velvet Thunder

  • @RaeWakefield
    @RaeWakefield 6 месяцев назад +40

    4:42 “twitter thinks you’re a bot!” “Why?! I am a human. A human male!” Hmm that’s exactly what a bot would say 😂

  • @clyde15
    @clyde15 6 месяцев назад +38

    Watch. As I do a dance. To your name.

  • @jamessloven2204
    @jamessloven2204 6 месяцев назад +18

    You are missing the best joke in the series.
    “Do you know the hardest part about being a gay, black police officer?
    The discrimination.”
    - A joke by Raymond Holt

  • @Franiac32
    @Franiac32 6 месяцев назад +67

    Twasnt trying to

  • @fhdang8978
    @fhdang8978 6 месяцев назад +7

    RIP Andre, absolutely amazing actor.

  • @thevisitor4963
    @thevisitor4963 6 месяцев назад +36

    5:54 Amy in fetal position in the chair rocking 🤣

    • @RichardReifsnyder
      @RichardReifsnyder 3 месяца назад

      I've seen that episode three times and never noticed that until you pointed it out. THANK YOU.
      Acting is what you do while other people are saying their lines.

  • @dakshvashishtha9990
    @dakshvashishtha9990 Месяц назад +5

    3:46 should've added the whole clip cuz holt said "there has been a homicide" or smth like that

  • @RIPJimmyA7X
    @RIPJimmyA7X Месяц назад +1

    Andre Braugher was a master of comedic timing and line delivery, RIP

  • @kingsathe310
    @kingsathe310 6 месяцев назад +21

    Love how most of these are from captain Holt

  • @dewberrystar
    @dewberrystar 6 месяцев назад +27

    "'twas a cat" makes me snort-laugh every single time 😂

  • @Silent_Shishya
    @Silent_Shishya 6 месяцев назад +30

    5:37 and there it is

  • @Room142
    @Room142 6 месяцев назад +14

    The pump scene has me in stitches every time 💀

  • @slytherinkendi5755
    @slytherinkendi5755 6 месяцев назад +11

    “BUT YOU SMUSHED THE BREAD!”

  • @m.m.2727
    @m.m.2727 4 месяца назад +3

    Two underrated scene with amazing delivery
    Jake:That’s why you don’t have an arch-nemesis, Terry, because you focus on the wrong details.
    Terry: Maybe I don’t have an arch-nemesis because I solve all my crimes
    Jake: That’s a pretty fucked up thing to say to me
    AND
    Jake: Get familiar with these faces or get familiar with the unemployment line

  • @jgreeny15
    @jgreeny15 4 месяца назад +5

    “Twas a cat” cracks me up every time

  • @Red-mg4ro
    @Red-mg4ro 6 месяцев назад +32

    I fully expect BONE to be here.

    • @yeahno.2698
      @yeahno.2698 6 месяцев назад +2

      Read this as he was screaming Bone

    • @KeithFraser82
      @KeithFraser82 5 месяцев назад +1

      "BOOOOOOONE?!"

  • @loganroca
    @loganroca 6 месяцев назад +16

    RIP Velvet Thunder

  • @sincerelyparand
    @sincerelyparand 6 месяцев назад +7

    the fight between Charles and Troy makes me laugh every time:
    "i should call the cops!"
    "oh you gonna call the cops??-"
    "yeah i'm gonna call the cops!!"
    "I AM A COP!!!"
    "oh you're a COP now!!!!"
    the dialogue is gold 😂

  • @ValerieD
    @ValerieD 6 месяцев назад +3

    I got an ad right in the middle of the BONE?! line, and now I fully understand how Cpt Holt felt.

  • @theseinstrumentals
    @theseinstrumentals 6 месяцев назад +18

    Holt was an excellent character beautifully portrayed. RIP Andre

  • @mohitkatta8458
    @mohitkatta8458 6 месяцев назад +47

    THAT BUMMED ME OUT MAHNN

  • @LeaF-vo2mx
    @LeaF-vo2mx 6 месяцев назад +10

    Velvet Thunder will never cease to elicit something in me

  • @SaturnG_url
    @SaturnG_url 3 месяца назад +3

    “Do you know what clap back means Raymond be👏🏻cause👏🏻I👏🏻do👏🏻”

  • @cubsrock117
    @cubsrock117 4 месяца назад +4

    Not to get depressing but Andre was a treasure that we never truly appreciated until he was gone

  • @johanmedioni7856
    @johanmedioni7856 6 месяцев назад +17

    So 7 min of Holt and bit of the others lmao.

  • @peckoms4160
    @peckoms4160 6 месяцев назад +54

    1:46 ....Dddddddderek 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @silverstarlightproductions1292
    @silverstarlightproductions1292 6 месяцев назад +14

    What about: "I just....erased....everything."

  • @lilyhirsch1707
    @lilyhirsch1707 21 день назад +3

    2:02 will never fail to make me cackle

  • @lindseys8568
    @lindseys8568 5 месяцев назад +3

    “Balthazar is a thirsty b” gets me every time 😂

  • @LeilaSafira
    @LeilaSafira 26 дней назад +2

    *pump pump* how's your *pump*
    You forget to say wife
    Gets me everytime😂

  • @waynecarter2169
    @waynecarter2169 5 месяцев назад +2

    My favourite line of Holt's was missing and i actually have it as a text notification
    "I THINK... I'm getting a text message... BLOOP! Ah, there it is!"

  • @shaniecesingleton3704
    @shaniecesingleton3704 4 месяца назад +1

    The reaction to Diaz possibly being pregnant is GOLD. The way he looked away before saying “Nooo” is hilarious.

  • @dawica
    @dawica 6 месяцев назад +9

    6:51 caught me completely off guard

  • @callumrangan1061
    @callumrangan1061 6 месяцев назад +12

    6:51 shocked me when I first heard because it’s just so out of Boyles character

  • @meepmeep1754
    @meepmeep1754 26 дней назад +1

    ‘BONE’ never fails to be iconic 😌

    • @meepmeep1754
      @meepmeep1754 26 дней назад

      Plus: the hoola-hooping-I-sprained-my-wrist 😂

  • @keyagupta235
    @keyagupta235 6 месяцев назад +6

    casting a shakespearean actor as Holt will forever have been the right move

  • @ShadeScarecrow
    @ShadeScarecrow 6 месяцев назад +11

    I love this show so much

    • @marctouss1862
      @marctouss1862 6 месяцев назад

      ive re watched the entire series 3 times...

  • @Devyn89
    @Devyn89 11 дней назад +1

    I love Holt so much 😂

  • @nl5828
    @nl5828 29 дней назад +2

    “t’was a cat” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lilymanders5178
    @lilymanders5178 6 месяцев назад +4

    The fact that this is mostly holt 😂😂

  • @Annie-d1v3d
    @Annie-d1v3d 17 дней назад +1

    I love how it's always holt or Charles 🤣

  • @xoxocessa
    @xoxocessa 6 месяцев назад +4

    “Yes sarge” “okay sarge” “come on man”

  • @tmage23
    @tmage23 6 месяцев назад +33

    Unsurprisingly, this is 90% Holt