Space News: China May Disrupt Musk’s Starlink, Presidential DNA in Space, Jupiter and Venus Kiss!

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  • @krisjooganah3253
    @krisjooganah3253 Год назад +175

    The Simpsons predicted this will happen about the statue of David. Marge was the hero!!

    • @DRU_Hards
      @DRU_Hards Год назад +11

      came to the comments to see if anyone was going to mention that episode!

    • @The_Real_Mier
      @The_Real_Mier Год назад +1

      Please tell us: what happened next??

    • @jlbueno0611
      @jlbueno0611 Год назад +22

      Is because this has happened every 10 years . This tactic is not new ,religious people have the memory of a walnut and fall for it again every time 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @petecoogan
      @petecoogan Год назад +10

      So you're saying "Simpsons did it"?

    • @krisjooganah3253
      @krisjooganah3253 Год назад +5

      I will keep it short. Comedy is about satire, look at Monty Python Life of Brian. It made as laugh but just take it with a pinch of salt. Without laughter, where would we be.

  • @midnighto.g7677
    @midnighto.g7677 Год назад +139

    "Trust me, no matter how many quarters you feed that claw, you'll never get that space, Pikachu." Felt that.

    • @yudithcaron8053
      @yudithcaron8053 Год назад +1

      It would be fun if NASA would allow us to play with the space claw, though.

    • @quackman
      @quackman Год назад

      @@yudithcaron8053 Beavis and Butt-head get picked to do that after excelling at a simulation bc it was like scoring.

  • @odievk
    @odievk Год назад +90

    Nudity does not equal pornography.

    • @inmymoonsuit
      @inmymoonsuit Год назад +9

      Amen.

    • @batsonelectronics
      @batsonelectronics Год назад +10

      it does to most religious folks. sad really.

    • @BBradshawProductions
      @BBradshawProductions Год назад

      Religious people are perverts.

    • @galens2543
      @galens2543 Год назад +4

      It’s a rock. It’s not really naked.

    • @EM-vo9yw
      @EM-vo9yw Год назад +1

      @@galens2543 It's a 600 year old chunk of marble, people are just snowflakes over nudity unfortunately.

  • @sandrajohnson2489
    @sandrajohnson2489 Год назад +268

    The David thing is ridiculous. Anyone with Internet access can look up the statue and see it in all it's glory. Geezus, how many families have actually seen it in person? Millions.

    • @Kzorith
      @Kzorith Год назад +14

      I wonder if there would have been a similar outcry if it were the Venus de Milo or any of a number of paintings from the period showing nude women.

    • @jamespyacek2691
      @jamespyacek2691 Год назад +1

      Florida is just pissed their state is a limp dick. They're jealous.

    • @brandonwei2430
      @brandonwei2430 Год назад +12

      Ssssh, now those crazy parents are gonna be upset that kids can access the internets

    • @sandrajohnson2489
      @sandrajohnson2489 Год назад +12

      @@Kzorith Some people really need to get over themselves. These pieces of art have been around for many years and it's only people with dirty minds who have an issue with a naked statue or a painting of a naked person. Probably some religious zealot started the complaining.

    • @anthonynorton666
      @anthonynorton666 Год назад +13

      I'm sure a lot of Europeans are laughing at what hicks we are.

  • @smol_hamster_
    @smol_hamster_ Год назад +561

    As a non-US person I think it's so fking crazy to try to ban public spaces from showing classical art that shows a naked person, especially when porn is so easily accessible even to a toddler

    • @Imtoogodlygames
      @Imtoogodlygames Год назад

      Murica: ban nude art!
      Also Murica: pornhub premium should be free!

    • @BroAnarchy
      @BroAnarchy Год назад +30

      That's....
      ...........actuality a good point

    • @loisfolk5492
      @loisfolk5492 Год назад

      And they praised Donald Trump for standing up and lying. Go figure.

    • @mainaccount4585
      @mainaccount4585 Год назад +5

      One toddler even got Alexa to go to a pom site by accident.
      Here's the link:
      ruclips.net/video/hJzxMj2gMSw/видео.html

    • @SchroomMetanoia
      @SchroomMetanoia Год назад +56

      yep same for me. the concept I don't get, is how US Americans always associate nudity with sexuality or pronography....

  • @charlielauffer7644
    @charlielauffer7644 Год назад +55

    Y'all should make segments of just the band playing. Run them when you're on vacation.

    • @ianthesoccerref
      @ianthesoccerref Год назад +4

      2 drumsticks up for that one. I would love to hear them roll as part of the show. But, alas, that privilege of hearing them is reserved for the studio audience. Woe is us 🎵🎵

    • @charlielauffer7644
      @charlielauffer7644 Год назад +2

      @Ian the soccer ref Well seems every few weeks they go on a break. They could just run sets of the band and still get views.

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 Год назад +155

    Conservatives sure think about sexual relations a lot.

    • @kathrynpupos9103
      @kathrynpupos9103 Год назад +8

      A bunch of toe-tappers!

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn Год назад +8

      dont forget is also state with a bunch of gloryholes around disney world.

    • @seth3189
      @seth3189 Год назад +1

      G.O.P.
      Genitals; Our Priority

    • @rosalie4797
      @rosalie4797 Год назад +5

      Yep, they sure do. They also keep track of everyone's sexual relations.

    • @LynStLouis
      @LynStLouis Год назад +4

      ...especially white evangelical Christians.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Год назад +457

    In space... no one can hear you roll your eyes at Elon.

    • @Styphon
      @Styphon Год назад +19

      But it would probably sound like the old Microsoft space pinball game

    • @BroAnarchy
      @BroAnarchy Год назад +7

      Yeah, because him and everyone else are too busy running away from Twitter!

    • @alphaomega4968
      @alphaomega4968 Год назад +9

      I am suspicious than Neuralink is just a way to reprogram everyone to love and worship Elon Musk while living on nothing but a diet of celebratory sugar pellets 😆

    • @coltonblake13
      @coltonblake13 Год назад +6

      ​@@alphaomega4968 (while staring into a screen constantly attached to their person)

    • @fighteer1
      @fighteer1 Год назад +11

      Fun fact: most debut launches of new rockets fail. Just in the last year we've had Firefly's Alpha, ABL's RS1, Landspace's Zhuque-2, MHI's H3, Arianespace's Vega-C*, and Relativity's Terran 1 all fail to reach orbit. SpaceX had three failed Falcon 1 launches before getting to orbit for the first time in 2008. (*Technically it was the second flight of Vega-C.)
      Falcon Heavy's test flight in 2018 was also given a 50/50 chance of success by Elon, so sandbagging Starship's maiden launch is hardly surprising. Statistically, it would be more unusual for it to succeed than to fail, and a lot of work is going into protecting the launch infrastructure against an explosion.
      The thing to remember about rockets is that all the testing and simulation in the world can only get you so far. You have to launch them to get the full picture.

  • @ruthdepew7212
    @ruthdepew7212 Год назад +42

    Sounds like someone in the CBS executive offices had a bad case of David envy.

  • @darnokx9277
    @darnokx9277 Год назад +50

    You really missed an opportunity there. "News... In... SPAAACCCEEEE!!!"

    • @diembepoet
      @diembepoet Год назад +5

      😆♥️

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 Год назад +3

      Like “pigs in space “

    • @charlie-obrien
      @charlie-obrien Год назад +1

      @@jcoopes5604
      Exactly, just like "Pigs in Space", thank you Muppet Show.

    • @YourXavier
      @YourXavier Год назад +1

      But do you really want to tempt Disney to sue you? Because they WILL sue you.

  • @purrbugaloo
    @purrbugaloo Год назад +11

    Conjunction junction what's your function? Hookin' up phrases and makin' 'em run right. 🎶

  • @autumbreeze1129
    @autumbreeze1129 Год назад +98

    That Uranus joke is brilliant.

    • @cptnoname
      @cptnoname Год назад +4

      Uranus will also be in the mix up there. It's just not visible to the naked eye for most people, and probably not to anyone at all while the moon is within their field of view.

    • @johnnyvh1188
      @johnnyvh1188 Год назад +12

      @@cptnoname add to that mix that the sun refuses to shine there most of the time...😁

    • @cptnoname
      @cptnoname Год назад +1

      @@johnnyvh1188 that does indeed seem to be the case lol

    • @BroAnarchy
      @BroAnarchy Год назад +1

      I thought it was named UrRectum?

    • @ElGordo1959
      @ElGordo1959 Год назад +1

      The original black hole...

  • @bideojames4222
    @bideojames4222 Год назад +38

    I can't imagine having the level of brain damage required to think a statue is 'too lewd'

    • @whiteraven181
      @whiteraven181 Год назад +3

      I mean, to be fair, have you SEEN that new MLK statue? /s

    • @filonin2
      @filonin2 Год назад

      I like the statue of Baphomet with an enormous erection that the Satanists put up at that state court house in response to the ten commandments statue.

  • @brianweaver327
    @brianweaver327 Год назад +153

    I look forward to the day when Americans stop living in the shadow of the ghosts of the Puritans and the Founding Fathers, and we can actually make decisions based in things like "fact" and "what's happening right now".

    • @batsonelectronics
      @batsonelectronics Год назад

      we live in the shadows of the christian from the 80's, not the founding father who were against religion in government. republicans needed the religious vote when reagan was president, so too many have become the loud minority and changed the usa for the worse.

    • @PUBHEAD1
      @PUBHEAD1 Год назад +12

      The rest of us in the world would like the US to do that too

    • @savant_spoon_bender
      @savant_spoon_bender Год назад

      Except, different people have different opinions on what is happening right now. There is no consensus which makes it hard to proceed. The entire political system is stalled because of this and therefor progress is 100x slower than China.

    • @user-di6cn2ne7u
      @user-di6cn2ne7u Год назад +2

      It's so damn big both physically and population, that getting a true majority to agree on any change seems to be impossible. The people are so different in all the different areas they have.
      They need to be forced to seperate like Ticketmaster , for their own good 😂. Make 4 countries and let them govern accordingly. But be like the EU where travel is super easy between the countries.

    • @glitch-pr3nr
      @glitch-pr3nr Год назад +2

      I don't think they know what a dictionary is, to look up the definition of draconian😂

  • @AnimalLover101195
    @AnimalLover101195 Год назад +14

    i absolutely love the graphics, kudos to the graphics team!!!!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Год назад +174

    I dunno.. The David did wonders for my body image.. he's not exactly hung like a horse.

    • @Opinionsrnotfacts574
      @Opinionsrnotfacts574 Год назад +45

      Hes a grower not a shower!

    • @dasstigma
      @dasstigma Год назад

      *Penisimage.
      Your Penis is not your body.

    • @caliscribe2120
      @caliscribe2120 Год назад

      The Greeks thought that a man with a large penis was representative of man controlled by his baser instincts.

    • @BroAnarchy
      @BroAnarchy Год назад +17

      He's got some hard rocks, though that's for sure

    • @Mozart1220
      @Mozart1220 Год назад

      Give him a break, he's naked and it was cold that day.

  • @savannahm.laurentian1286
    @savannahm.laurentian1286 Год назад +26

    Graphics department clearly went insane waiting for Stephen's return!🤣🤣🤣

    • @Najolve
      @Najolve Год назад +1

      Idle hands are the devil's plaything.

  • @thatguy9528
    @thatguy9528 Год назад +32

    Same country who invented truck nuts thinks David is vulgar.

  • @justinstith7282
    @justinstith7282 Год назад +17

    The Simpsons did an episode about people protesting the David and school kids seeing the David on a school trip

  • @Author_Alyssa_Taylor
    @Author_Alyssa_Taylor Год назад +14

    The conjunction junction alien one was fab-ufo-lous!

  • @johnny-ko4mm
    @johnny-ko4mm Год назад +65

    Weird how cancelling the David statue isn't called woke.

    • @jayluck8047
      @jayluck8047 Год назад +3

      Woke, would be if the statue was taken on tour and forced into people’s lives by being anywhere near them.

    • @tjewett1967
      @tjewett1967 Год назад +25

      ​@@jayluck8047 You mean like Trump?

    • @allinone-qz2gi
      @allinone-qz2gi Год назад +14

      ​@@tjewett1967 For the win 💯

    • @joshuadallas3135
      @joshuadallas3135 Год назад +6

      ​@@jayluck8047 if you don't like what you see put a bag over your head.

    • @jayluck8047
      @jayluck8047 Год назад +1

      @@joshuadallas3135 Not complaining, just explaining. I’m an artist myself.

  • @samcraig6031
    @samcraig6031 Год назад +15

    Give your graphics package people a raise, or at least a great yearly review. The transitions had me busting up.

  • @mycosys
    @mycosys Год назад +37

    Not to defend Elon, but 'not blowing up on the launch pad' is actually a seriously high bar, rockets are controlled explosions - barely. It actually is rocket science

    • @Custo911
      @Custo911 Год назад +7

      It seems that Elon became synonymous with "everything bad". Kinda sucks that even SpaceX is now mocked for its achievements.
      Guess Steven wants to go to Russia for the launches.

    • @dphuntsman
      @dphuntsman Год назад +9

      Yeah, Stephen showing his ignorance here.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens Год назад

      @@Custo911 Elon is everything bad, including stealing the credit for companies he just purchases and running their reputations into the ground in order to feed his ego.
      He's like a shitty Edison, except Edison actually created things and was also already pretty shitty.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens Год назад +8

      @@dphuntsman You're aware we've been consistently clearing the "don't blow-up on the launch-pad" bar for almost a fucking century, right?

    • @dphuntsman
      @dphuntsman Год назад +9

      @@michaelccozens Actually, the last three new rocket designs all failed on their first missions; and none of Them were attempting what Elon & Co are trying to do with SuperHeavy/Starship: an unprecedented-sized rocket, with unprecedented propellants….and designed to be the first- EVER- fully reusable system, to boot- and ALL privately funded. So, as someone who recently retired from NASA after 46 years and done a fair bit of the whole rocket-launch stuff…..my comment stands.

  • @haroldfeld
    @haroldfeld Год назад +14

    People actually remember the "blue dress?" Man, this audience is old (and so am I).

    • @Styphon
      @Styphon Год назад +4

      It has resurfaced due to the similarity in the E Jean Carrol case where she too kept a stained article of clothing.

  • @The1AndOnlyGoldenboy
    @The1AndOnlyGoldenboy Год назад +6

    This has the same weird and wacky energy as Seth Meyers' "Popsicle Schtick" segment... and I find that absolutely wonderful.

  • @g.f.martianshipyards9328
    @g.f.martianshipyards9328 Год назад +31

    Most serious initiatives for dealing with space junk come from Europe. Makes me proud.

    • @jonny-b4954
      @jonny-b4954 Год назад +5

      And Musks is starlink is the biggest space junk creation ever.

    • @LordSesshaku
      @LordSesshaku Год назад +5

      @@jonny-b4954 Actually no, and it really shows how much you two actually know about the subject. First of all Space X is the first AND ONLY company currently capable of reducing space junk by constantly designing around the concept of reusability. Second of all Stalink orbits at 500 km which means even in worst case scenarios (loss of control, crashing, etc) atmospheric drag will put them down in 10 years naturally. But that will be a weird occurrence, for all the other starlink satellites, they're designed with ion thrusters so that SpaceX can be able to manually deorbit them once they fullfilled their use cycle. Again, not many companies bother with that.
      Also the whole concept of space junk is a bit overrated. Yes, there's a lot of crap going around, but there's also a lot of space going around. The total area for satellites is literally larger than the whole area of planet earth. You're not actually gonna cover the skies with crap. The real problem of space garbage comes from little objects, stuff like a loose paint particle, or some tool being lost by the ISS, or some other small part that got loose...you know, the stuff that is hard to see and monitor from Earth, not a fully operational satellites with RCS control that everyone on Earth knows where it is at all times.
      The other problem would be objects that are stuck in "graveyard orbits", for instance the James Webb Telescope will forever remain there as garbage. But that's not an issue with LEO, all LEO satellites will eventually fall down due to atmospheric drag. In fact, the ISS didn't constantly inject some spee to it every once in a while, it would've already fallen.

    • @erichancock6815
      @erichancock6815 Год назад +2

      Not sure why we aren't investing more heavily in salvage. The money in the materials used to create that 'junk' makes recycling it pretty valuable, which could also lead to mining & soon, deeper exploration. Musk, or Bezos- I forget which, was right about one thing: the next great industrial frontier is outside our atmosphere where the opportunities are literally infinite.

  • @JadeValour
    @JadeValour Год назад +12

    Great delivery on the punch line, Stephen!🤣🤣🤣

  • @gargwinvinesnake6961
    @gargwinvinesnake6961 Год назад +10

    Educators are getting fed up and quitting in droves. Hopefully these parents have the lesson plans and time to teach their own children according to their narrow world view, religious beliefs, and extremely limited life experiences.

    • @SuperLeica1
      @SuperLeica1 Год назад +1

      Probably not. But society will need folks to clean toilets, parks and streets in the future as well.

    • @porkysnature
      @porkysnature Год назад +2

      When the Rockefeller education system began, he said he did not want thinkers, he wanted workers.

  • @LadyEvilest
    @LadyEvilest Год назад +15

    When I went to an art museum in elementary school, a bunch of kids pointed and giggled at some African fetish sculptures. The teacher said "Oh, your fathers all have the same thing. Don't laugh." (Well, maybe not quite like what these sculptures had.) No one was traumatized.

  • @3rdmm
    @3rdmm Год назад +13

    Uranus is right there too, you know. It's just very small and faint.

    • @BroAnarchy
      @BroAnarchy Год назад

      What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common???

    • @johnnyvh1188
      @johnnyvh1188 Год назад

      @@BroAnarchy both are willing and able to boldly go wipe out any Klingons in the vicinity of Uranus😉

  • @dumaskhan
    @dumaskhan Год назад +7

    Not having a uranus joke in there would have been tragic.

  • @kevinodonnell261
    @kevinodonnell261 Год назад +5

    I like that the alien was named Zorg!

  • @natenet1240
    @natenet1240 Год назад +5

    Actually, it does make sense that starlink satellite internet can be seen as a danger to china by Chinese officials. Because, that would be an internet connection not controlled by them, so their people would be able to freely share and access information, which considering china’s recent political turmoil, would be problematic for the current government.

  • @MicJaguar
    @MicJaguar Год назад +1

    Loved the Floor is Lava joke, i got it. 😂 and the old Uranus joke.

  • @malizee2264
    @malizee2264 Год назад +3

    I have a sign in my living room that says, “ if you’ve never jumped from one couch to the other to avoid the lava you’ve never had a childhood” so I def got that joke, even if no one else did! ❤❤❤😂

  • @jacobt4013
    @jacobt4013 Год назад +11

    God bless you graphics department. Each time the alien came out had me laughing. Keep up the good work!

  • @dancepiglover
    @dancepiglover Год назад +6

    I’ve noticed that (fictional) violence is considered more acceptable than nudity. I saw a slasher movie on tv where a young woman taking off her top was censored but they later show that same woman getting decapitated.

  • @Nevermore3.14
    @Nevermore3.14 Год назад +14

    The claw decides who will stay and who will go.

    • @mho...
      @mho... Год назад +3

      The CLAAAAW 😳

  • @jaimicottrill2831
    @jaimicottrill2831 Год назад +3

    I have seen the David in real life! Also, I take my kids to the art galleries all the time and while they giggle at the nudity in the paintings and statues they really learn a lot, and seem to have fun.

  • @rikkiechambers4959
    @rikkiechambers4959 Год назад +1

    Can we just shout out to the graphics dept .!! Cause those were great !😂

  • @RandallChase1
    @RandallChase1 Год назад +4

    I am impressed that Space News has lasted as long as it has!!

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Год назад +19

    I’m more worried about the handles on the pommel horse! (I fell on the bicycle crossbar trying to ride down a grassy slope in my teens, which left me in a fetal position on the ground for 20 minutes before I could move again.) 😖

    • @old-fashionedcoughypot
      @old-fashionedcoughypot Год назад +2

      That's nuts! 😧

    • @Mozart1220
      @Mozart1220 Год назад

      LOL. Schwinn made a bike called the "Orange Crate" in the 70's that was specifically and deliberately designed to neuter young boys. Spring loaded forks, drum brake on the 12" front wheel that was either open or locked with nothing in between, and a shifter on that crossbar pointing right at the "target" if you were in 1st or 2nd gear. Google an image of it. They LOOK cool, but are child killers.

    • @eddierayvanlynch6133
      @eddierayvanlynch6133 Год назад +1

      I read that in Phil Hartman's voice.
      RIP, Man of a Thousand Voices, RIP

  • @jeromethemechanic6871
    @jeromethemechanic6871 Год назад +2

    Banning anything has been futile since the internet came out.

  • @coleengoodell7523
    @coleengoodell7523 Год назад +54

    Fun fact, King David danced naked in the streets when he brought the Ark of the Covenant back into the City of David. One of his wives saw him and thought it was below him to do such a thing. He never touched or spoke to her again.

    • @janestarr4403
      @janestarr4403 Год назад +21

      Another fact, that it was King Saul's daughter, Michal, who complained about David's dancing. She was the one who helped him escape her father's attempt huh to kill him. He abandoned her and married a lot of women after that.
      Her father had her remarry and David came to power, he sent for her to come back. Her second husband followed her when she returned to David, crying every step of the way. I forget what his name was, but either he really loved her or was scared to death what David would do to him for marrying his wife.

    • @adamblumenthal7820
      @adamblumenthal7820 Год назад +6

      @@janestarr4403 'fact'

    • @greenredblue
      @greenredblue Год назад +21

      I mean... If you ignore the parts of Samuel I and II that insist David was "the best person ever you guys, omg for real" and just look at what David does and why... he is clearly not a good person. He conducts himself like a mob boss. He runs protection rackets. He steals. He ruins other people's relationships and lives just because he's horny. And all of this is rationalized by saying "god hated those people anyway." Samuel I and II are very weird books.

    • @janestarr4403
      @janestarr4403 Год назад +2

      Joseph and David were my 2 Bible heroes. I know more about their recorded history than most people do. I'm not saying David wasn't a good man. Admitting he had faults makes him more human than most of the people in the Bible. He made mistakes, but was forgiven because he repented. Jesus was born to the House of David. He is, by far, the most known person in the Bible other than Christ. But there was a lot more to him than just killing Goliath.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens Год назад +6

      @@janestarr4403 Real repentance involves remediation and efforts at improvement, not this "presto-chango deathbed conversion" crap.

  • @martinbruhn5274
    @martinbruhn5274 Год назад +63

    "Why isn't he circumsized?" ecause outside of the USA, that's purely a thing, people do for religious reasons in Islam and Judaism. Italy, where "David" is from is in its majority catholic, so, niether a muslim nor a jewish place. The figure of David himself was jewish, but I imagine, Michelangelo portrayed him as a figure of Christianity and probably just hasn't seen a lot of circumsised penises.

    • @Costa_Conn
      @Costa_Conn Год назад +17

      If he was circumcised, he'd be called Dave

    • @bigginsd1
      @bigginsd1 Год назад

      I don’t know if they were circumcised but Michelangelo certainly saw a lot of penises. He was famously gay, to the point a priest objected to the homoerotic nature of the Sistine Chapel frescoes. Michelangelo was so untouchable and championed by the Pope (not to mention the chapel was named after Pope Sixtus), that he painted the image of the priest in the Sistine Chapel fresco as one of the people descending into hell. Not only that the priest has donkey ears and a snake biting his penis.

    • @inmymoonsuit
      @inmymoonsuit Год назад +6

      ​@@Costa_Conn Omg Dave. haha This killed me!

    • @ksmacco
      @ksmacco Год назад

      Male genital mutialtion was a Jewish creation, for the purpose of preventing masturbation. Anyone who says otherwise has never turned a page of a book. My poor fellow males that had their body carved apart at birth lost some 200,000 nerve endings, when they were thrown into the bin. Now they are a good boy who can't jerk-off. Female equivalent draws the right reaction. And no, it's not equivalent, it's even worse. People who cut off part of your penis, are fu**ing animals.

    • @sadie9728
      @sadie9728 Год назад +1

      Hey everybody, routine infant circumcision should be considered child abuse if it's not absolutely medically necessary and was initially popularized in the US as a means to curb masturbation and now just lines doctors pockets with easy money which is why they keep promoting it as healthy! It's not, it's dangerous and traumatizing.
      Bye!

  • @philstuf
    @philstuf Год назад +1

    Lewis is great. Prove me wrong.

  • @BolttheSuperPony
    @BolttheSuperPony Год назад +1

    I loved the Schoolhouse Rock reference

  • @Static-ash
    @Static-ash Год назад +13

    Stephen delivers even the easiest jokes THE BEST. I love you forever, Stephen, keep it up!!

  • @Rich_Twinn
    @Rich_Twinn Год назад

    Conjunction Junction just broke the nostalgia meter

  • @simmzzzz
    @simmzzzz Год назад

    that last space joke was pretty good xD

  • @JustJanitor
    @JustJanitor Год назад +7

    Ots means over the shoulder. I'm smart

  • @sailordaigurren8225
    @sailordaigurren8225 Год назад +1

    Space is full of nougat *and* caramel. If your Milky Way only has nougat, you've got a Three Musketeers in disguise

  • @barrettpickett5603
    @barrettpickett5603 Год назад +7

    Sometimes that claw grabs the space junk and acts like it grabbed it and drops it.

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 Год назад

      It's job is to drop it all, like the thing convicts use to clean streets.

  • @whoscares
    @whoscares Год назад

    Seeing the David in Florence was one of the highlights of my life!

  • @bootskanchelsis3337
    @bootskanchelsis3337 Год назад +18

    Elon should be nowhere near our space program .

    • @porkysnature
      @porkysnature Год назад +1

      you are sitting in space , it's all around you.

    • @Custo911
      @Custo911 Год назад +2

      LOL his company *IS* USA space program. If you don't like it go beg Russians for favors.

    • @bootskanchelsis3337
      @bootskanchelsis3337 Год назад +2

      @@Custo911 no it isnt... SpaceX is a SUB-contactor for NASA.

    • @bbirda1287
      @bbirda1287 Год назад

      SpaceX is the best thing about the US space program, and Elon started it before he went full internet troll and nutso. Gwynne Shotwell is currently running SpaceX's operations, and she is a steady hand at the wheel while Elon is destroying Twitter.

    • @AreYouSerious-210g
      @AreYouSerious-210g Год назад

      Twitter called, they need your anti-Musk trolling services asap to keep their rage machine pumping

  • @256k_
    @256k_ Год назад

    the uranus joke was pure gold. well done 👏

  • @nomieackerley7272
    @nomieackerley7272 Год назад

    Love youz guyz Lewis’ smile makes me smile every single time

  • @mho...
    @mho... Год назад +6

    I never understood the USA's obsession with censorship, mainly when it comes to "bad words" we all use, and the human body we all should have....

    • @charlie-obrien
      @charlie-obrien Год назад

      There exists America, as it is. Not perfect, kind of seedy, earthy morals and not nearly educated enough.
      And then there is the America that is idealized. "A shining city on the hill" - R Reagan, fibbing to the masses 1981.
      It kind of explains the whole conservative's keeping their heads in the sand, instead of enjoying the life we all have.

  • @ItsyBetsy365
    @ItsyBetsy365 Год назад +2

    Missed Colbert

  • @dshepherd107
    @dshepherd107 Год назад +1

    This was a fun one.. liked all the silly graphics 😁

  • @vng
    @vng Год назад +2

    Uranus is in that planetary mix too.

  • @PeterPalDesign
    @PeterPalDesign Год назад +1

    Quality content!

  • @robertcartier5088
    @robertcartier5088 Год назад +1

    🎶 _"Venus and Mars are alright, tonight..."_ 🎶

  • @stainlesssteelfox1
    @stainlesssteelfox1 Год назад +9

    To be fair, space is hard, and the Superheavy booster is a radical new design. Bigger and heavier than the Saturn V, and with more engines in it's booster stage than the N1. Not blowing up on the pad is actually a valid goal. Getting to Max-Q would be amazing, getting to Starship separation and engine start would be incredible. Reaching orbit on the first try would be superlative.

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 Год назад

      They almost blew up the pad recently just testing the engines. Out of the first 4 flights of the top part, 3 exploded on live TV just trying to land again. The 3rd explosion hilariously happened while the TV host (and future passenger) was celebrating the successful landing.

  • @hyeonsookhongkaiser6934
    @hyeonsookhongkaiser6934 Год назад

    ClearSpace is happy to answer any questions on "space cleaning news". Hope to speak soon Mr Colbert!

  • @Zero.0ne.
    @Zero.0ne. Год назад

    i love this segment!

  • @masukuma
    @masukuma Год назад

    this was pretty good!!

  • @paigemalloy4276
    @paigemalloy4276 Год назад +6

    I swear to god, I'm not being facetious. . . But can somebody please, _please_ explain to me why people are so obsessed with 11 year olds seeing a naked statue???
    It's seriously getting creepy and I literally _DO NOT UNDERSTAND_
    I do NOT like feeling that way, so if anyone can help put this into perspective, that would be MUCH appreciated. . .
    (Seriously, it's starting to freak me out)

    • @bbirda1287
      @bbirda1287 Год назад +2

      The Puritan history of the US greatly influenced the Conservative movement.

    • @akinpaws
      @akinpaws Год назад

      From decades of observation of religious conservatives, from a safe distance, the thought process seems to be;
      Children come into the world pure & sinless
      The naked body inspires lustful thoughts
      Lust is sin
      Anyone willing to let children see nakedness is trying to corrupt children and lead them into sin
      Therefore anyone willing to let children see nakedness is evil
      Therefore HOLY WAR against the forces of evil

    • @paigemalloy4276
      @paigemalloy4276 Год назад

      ​@@bbirda1287 Could you be a bit more specific, please?

    • @InnerGiggles
      @InnerGiggles Год назад +1

      They are control freaks. Also, I agree. It’s creepy and bothersome.

  • @JustJanitor
    @JustJanitor Год назад +5

    I love Uranus

  • @RabblesTheBinx
    @RabblesTheBinx Год назад +2

    OK, that's actually a good point that I never thought about, though: why _isn't_ Michaelangelo's David circumcised? He was a Jew. It's kinda a big part of the religion. It's literally commanded _in the Tanakh._

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Год назад +18

    Musk Starlink never fails to dissapoint

    • @runnergo1398
      @runnergo1398 Год назад

      Ever since Covid, Musk went full retard. And I went from loving him to thinking he's just a rich POS.

    • @johntheux9238
      @johntheux9238 Год назад

      Over one million users so far and first cash-flow positive quarter last year.

  • @mikemorris1512
    @mikemorris1512 Год назад +1

    graphics soooo cool and so funny.

  • @syednaveed6285
    @syednaveed6285 Год назад +4

    That joke from the 90's sweet sweet nostalgia 😂

  • @charlie-obrien
    @charlie-obrien Год назад

    What would Space News be without a good "probing Uranus" pun.

  • @ransom1004
    @ransom1004 Год назад +1

    The statue isn't sexual. The United States is overly conservative.

  • @jeffb33
    @jeffb33 Год назад

    I like how SNL did an entire sketch on the David with close ups, yet CBS couldn't even try

  • @lizardguyNA
    @lizardguyNA Год назад +1

    Missed a good opportunity for Space President News, alien should've said "4 more lightyears"

  • @davidcashin1894
    @davidcashin1894 Год назад

    Graphics department hit the jackpot today.

  • @jesmiller5243
    @jesmiller5243 Год назад +80

    The presidents poops are collected and incinerated so our enemies can't get ahold of his DNA, so lets send it to aliens instead. Dafuq???

    • @dasstigma
      @dasstigma Год назад +8

      A grown woman believes in aliens.
      Dafuq???

    • @trm4life
      @trm4life Год назад +5

      First 4 presidents. Not recent presidents.

    • @OriginalPiMan
      @OriginalPiMan Год назад +22

      ​@@dasstigma
      It is close enough to certain, that aliens exist. The dubious part is whether aliens have ever been near Earth.

    • @BroAnarchy
      @BroAnarchy Год назад +18

      @@OriginalPiMan
      Probably not. There's too many Republicans here

    • @richiejohnson
      @richiejohnson Год назад +12

      @@BroAnarchy Yes, Republicans give off a pherenome that is repulsive to alien nostrils--- All 8 of them

  • @will9001asd
    @will9001asd Год назад +1

    Reminds me, I went to Round 1 over the weekend and spent $44 on crane machines and won 3 large ones :) Proud moment.

  • @jeffperteet2327
    @jeffperteet2327 Год назад +1

    It is 2016 nice take!

  • @BillytheSchmidt
    @BillytheSchmidt Год назад

    Ahhh the good old Uranus joke… classic 😁

  • @janetbeebe6578
    @janetbeebe6578 Год назад +1

    What's in his cup, it isn't water😂😂😂

  • @barrywebber100
    @barrywebber100 Год назад

    That wasn't a Milky Way bar, that had toffee and so was a Mars bar!

  • @MonroeRepublic
    @MonroeRepublic Год назад

    That was an awfully great ending to this segment.

  • @MxJanusu
    @MxJanusu Год назад

    "Ice is a rock, water is lava, and you are a lava monster, I guess." -- Hank Green
    So, Mars: Water, lava, same thing

  • @user-di6cn2ne7u
    @user-di6cn2ne7u Год назад +1

    USA: land of the free
    USA: you cannot look at that important piece of art history because the rock is shaped like a peepee

  • @Trottelheimer
    @Trottelheimer Год назад

    Space new rocks! Space is the place :-D

  • @obear1
    @obear1 Год назад

    now, I’m thinking of Uranus

  • @tracyanne64
    @tracyanne64 Год назад

    Lol! Singing Conjunction Function now! Luv they traveled by jumping couch cushion to house cushion! Lava!!! 😅😅😅😅😅

  • @philoctetes_wordsworth
    @philoctetes_wordsworth Год назад +1

    4:51 Ugh… 5:01

  • @georges7218
    @georges7218 Год назад

    I NEED TO GET THE SAME SUIT ! NICE

  • @barbarameyer649
    @barbarameyer649 Год назад

    How many kids are watching Colbert at 11:30???

  • @jaysiegel4742
    @jaysiegel4742 Год назад

    the alien vacuum getting clogged by a rock (4:00) is my favorite thing today.........

  • @karolinamackowiak6418
    @karolinamackowiak6418 Год назад

    Are those long alien animations really necessary? 😃

  • @christopherrouse3216
    @christopherrouse3216 Год назад

    The graphics took away from the segment. The last one was good tho

  • @davidhanna8470
    @davidhanna8470 Год назад

    Best spaaaace news ever.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Год назад +3

    So it’s a planetary orgy!

  • @Dylan_Alexander_Michael_Ronan
    @Dylan_Alexander_Michael_Ronan Год назад

    Once I punted Zendaya so hard she told Disney and they called me, I told them of course I can I am Dylan Ronan.

  • @BroAnarchy
    @BroAnarchy Год назад

    That David intro though....haha