You failed to mention his worst crime. Setting up Scott Tenorman's parents to get killed, stealing the bodies, cooking them into chilli ans feeding it to Scott.
@@Guts-u9xsmth about this channel in general seems kinda off. The upload rate is kinda absurd considering how long these videos are and how much research/editing would actually need to go into making them. The narrator’s voice is definitely real but not sure about anything else tbh.. Forgetting about Cartman’s literal most well known crime is even more suspicious too.
At 1:01, Butters said that he filmed Cartman dancing like that so that he would show it to everyone as revenge if Eric ever pranked him again. When Butters learns that his robot was really Cartman in disguise. . . Eh, you already see what happens in the video.
Nope…he has this bad dream in an earlier season about hippies where he says “they say want to save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad”. You can also tell Cartman is tightly wound and a tad paranoid, so he doesn’t trust hippies
I wish hippies actually subscribed to their beliefs, but unfortunately most especially now a days are just trustafarians that lacked basic empathy without the help of drugs
objection at the scene at 34:20 he was protecting a woman from being raped. also about the case with the hippies in the basement you have to acount what cartman in what proffesion cartman was working at the time and the context of the episode.
im beggining to call bullshit on this channel, for the amount of time he claims to spend watching these shows he's either been preparing for months on end or he's just reading a script
Do you think he’s watching it while recording he prob watches and takes notes of eve epi he commits a crime and what he did then writes a script and reads it then edits it with the film
You should start doing sitcom characters! Even tho it’s live action so you can’t get away with as much there’s still some characters where I think “how have they not been arrested yet” Michael Scott from the office being a huge one 😂
34:39 La Gazza Ladra was the piece that was playing. It was written by Rossini and me and my orchestra played it about a month ago for a concert. This is definitely the nerdiest comment I've ever posted yet.
I can't believe you skipped Scott Tenorman! Cartman tricked him into eating chili made the freshly murdered and butchered (by Cartman) bodies of his parents lol
no no, you got it wrong. Cartman and Kyle didn't show up just in time when the research center found the cure to aids, Cartman and Kyle found the cure.
I'm curious, how are you putting all these hours into watching these series of shows, how are you uploading nearly every day? If I remember correctly you said you put in like a weeks worth of watching spongebob in order to do the spongebob video, but not even 4 days prior to that you had uploaded for the Peter Griffin episode. Are you watching all the episodes from start to finish and getting all the crimes for EVERYONE or are you only watching episodes that include some kind of realistic crime and then writing it down somewhere else. Also on an unrelated note, you sound very similar to the guy from TheScore Esports RUclips Channel. I believe his name is like Dimitri or something similar to that. I also just thought that maybe this channel could be run by a team of people and that would make more sense on how these videos are being produced so fast.
Oh, and you forgot the time Cartman literally designed a special vehicle and drilled through a crowd of hippies leaving a trail of dead bodies behind that vehicle.
A year in jail for great bodily harm assault with a biological weapon? Willingly giving it to another possibly also bringing with it a domestic terrorism charge?
Ya, know. It wasn't his most egregious crime but I'm still surprised his most well known crime wasn't included in this. How could you not mention the time he ended someone's parents and fed their remains to their son?
You forgot to mention all about tennormans, youmentioned genocides or something similar but forgot about him trying to get rid of all gingers and I also noticed you used that exact clip in this video but didnt mention assisted suicide from TMI episode with doctor's wife
Cartman does care about his cats When the town bans cats after classifying them as a drug cartman goes out of his way to hide his and stray cats from authorities in his attic
Technically the ranch owner did and surprisingly in most states cannibalism is perfectly legal it's usually how the meat is obtained that is illegal so because the ranch owner acted in self-defense and Scott tenorman was acting in good faith to try to rescue the pony nobody committed any crimes
Hey man, I just really gotta say you’ve been doing a really good since he started a RUclips channel. I enjoy your contact. I thought I should just let you know.
You failed to mention his worst crime. Setting up Scott Tenorman's parents to get killed, stealing the bodies, cooking them into chilli ans feeding it to Scott.
How did he forget that?
@Guts-u9x I don't know
@@shadowoffob555 dude that honestly just ruined the video for me, thanks for saving me 40 minutes. how do you miss that?
Not only that he also forgets to mention the two or three genocide attempts 😅🤣
@@Guts-u9xsmth about this channel in general seems kinda off. The upload rate is kinda absurd considering how long these videos are and how much research/editing would actually need to go into making them. The narrator’s voice is definitely real but not sure about anything else tbh.. Forgetting about Cartman’s literal most well known crime is even more suspicious too.
Just goes to show how bad the South Park medical system really is, that a blood transfusion for a tonsil removal was needed at all.
No mention of Scott Tenorman is crazy
Catman is.. um.. well lets say that the demons of hell are scared of him
Not even doom slayer can slay this demon XD
@jek9056 that's saying much considering he killed the creature that's both god and satan
@@jek9056 doom guy literally killed the creator doubt cartman could even look in his direction
Cartman*
Everything from reality to nightmares fear him, even Nightmare fears him. XD
At 1:01, Butters said that he filmed Cartman dancing like that so that he would show it to everyone as revenge if Eric ever pranked him again. When Butters learns that his robot was really Cartman in disguise. . . Eh, you already see what happens in the video.
The devil's evilness + caseoh's physic + nikocado avocado's eating habits = Eric cartman
Don't disrespect CaseOh like that
Caseoh might be bigger tbh
you're too young for south park
Caseoh one is wild😭
Two steps behind
bro has to be an industry plant or sum i swear
@ nahh with the quality of videos and the editing he has to have another account or is a project account its cool
Is this what bloom was talking about
guess Cartman never learned what the word preorder stands for.
I’m pretty sure there are demons more well behaved than Cartman
I am pretty sure most demons would be SCARED of Cartman.
16:00 "We only commit hate crimes" is insane 😭😭💀
How could he forget Cartman killed the parents and turned them into chill that about 32,000,000 years in jail
Cartman makes the Devil look like an Angel
hitler
hitler
Well Satan did go to Heaven
DAMN
Is it just me or is his posting schedule abnormal considering he just started ?
Look blooms video
It's abnormal for him to have his own ideas for what he wants for his channel?
Is nobody going to talk about how Cartman just broke into a secret government base.
twice
Cartman: “litterally worse than Satan”
Satan: “Hey kid, Got any tips?”
Ahh... got to love when your average kid somehow manages to befriend Cthulhu of all entities.
Please do Randy Marsh, Bender Rodriguez, Mr Garrison, and Roger from American Dad
26:29 also, since he took a picture its technically CP
That means he should also have some fun times with Mr chippy feet first
It's so cute how Cartman assumes anybody will want to thaw him.
Cartman hates hippies because they’re everything he’s not. Kind, loving, generous.
I like hippies for their positive sight on life
@@WispyBlueBricksGPXvery depressed and nihilistic hippie here, that’s not universal
Nope…he has this bad dream in an earlier season about hippies where he says “they say want to save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad”. You can also tell Cartman is tightly wound and a tad paranoid, so he doesn’t trust hippies
I wish hippies actually subscribed to their beliefs, but unfortunately most especially now a days are just trustafarians that lacked basic empathy without the help of drugs
Probably 😂
objection at the scene at 34:20 he was protecting a woman from being raped. also about the case with the hippies in the basement you have to acount what cartman in what proffesion cartman was working at the time and the context of the episode.
Court is in session!
This is what I imagine lawyers do in their free time
Wait, did we count hate crimes? I remember a lot of those, I'm pretty sure of it.
Can you do one about Ceric Artman next?
it’s probably a channel just like ceric artman
@@jellyclark1429thats what I was goin for
Really?
6:53 well technically Lian would also spent 3 years in jail because it’s not like she didn’t threaten cartman with a gun too
this is collectively the one we've been waiting on
im beggining to call bullshit on this channel, for the amount of time he claims to spend watching these shows he's either been preparing for months on end or he's just reading a script
Would be smart if he just had all this prepared
Just from how he pronounces “ida” in the family guy episodes too. If he binged the whole show, he would pronounce it correctly.
Do you think he’s watching it while recording he prob watches and takes notes of eve epi he commits a crime and what he did then writes a script and reads it then edits it with the film
theres probably a team behind it, a group of people who watch, script writers and such or maybe just asking chatgpt, idk
@@SimplyThatSleepyGuy Then at best they are doing a poor job imo. I’m just kind of sick of this channel. You should go watch the blooms video.
*sees the number of years in the thousands on the thumbnail*
*clicks on video*
*sees the 40 minute video length*
*IS ABSOLUTELY NOT SURPRISED AT ALL*
You totally forgot the Chili Con Carnival
You should start doing sitcom characters! Even tho it’s live action so you can’t get away with as much there’s still some characters where I think “how have they not been arrested yet” Michael Scott from the office being a huge one 😂
I love how the longer the video, the longer sentences each person has lol
34:39 La Gazza Ladra was the piece that was playing. It was written by Rossini and me and my orchestra played it about a month ago for a concert. This is definitely the nerdiest comment I've ever posted yet.
You should have let it play when butters dad screams don't lie to me butters that is the funniest the moment in this episode to me 😂
Life no parole this shouldn’t be a debate
My favourite part is when you link to any legislation or legal resources.
Forgot that he killed his own Dad and fed him to his half-brother
The second longest behind Morty
I did not expect cartmans sentence to be more than quagmires
How do you manage to upload these so often? Must take awhile to make each vid I would imagine
His intelligence is artifically unmatched 😉
There was also the cannibal chili incident.
I can't believe you skipped Scott Tenorman! Cartman tricked him into eating chili made the freshly murdered and butchered (by Cartman) bodies of his parents lol
0:05 You watch too much television, lol. Great video.
What about the chili episode
Life or death sentence for cartman post season 5. I've seen the whole show. Anything Cartman does doesn't shock me no more.
Cartman can't be outmatched by the amount crimes he has pulled
My guy is pumping out some quality content fast bro is speed running youtube
no no, you got it wrong. Cartman and Kyle didn't show up just in time when the research center found the cure to aids, Cartman and Kyle found the cure.
You need to do a part 2
There's really a moment where after every sound and frame is horrifying.
How are these coming out so quick wtfff
You've done 2 different Demon children (Stewie, Cartman)
Now lets see Mandy from Billy and Mandy's prison sentence.
Really enjoying the videos man, keep it up!
I've been WAITING for this one!!
I'm curious, how are you putting all these hours into watching these series of shows, how are you uploading nearly every day? If I remember correctly you said you put in like a weeks worth of watching spongebob in order to do the spongebob video, but not even 4 days prior to that you had uploaded for the Peter Griffin episode. Are you watching all the episodes from start to finish and getting all the crimes for EVERYONE or are you only watching episodes that include some kind of realistic crime and then writing it down somewhere else. Also on an unrelated note, you sound very similar to the guy from TheScore Esports RUclips Channel. I believe his name is like Dimitri or something similar to that. I also just thought that maybe this channel could be run by a team of people and that would make more sense on how these videos are being produced so fast.
You should start a tally at the end of the videos where you show the total years and fines for each character youve covered
PLEASE KEEP MAKING THESE VIDS!!!
32:18
Also, keep in mind he wanted to frame Token for his action
How long would Rigby (regular show) sentence be?
I was wondering every single day when eric Cartman would be next
Cartman makes palpatine look like a hero
It astonishes me that intentionally giving someone AIDS is a lesser offense than almost everything else here
Finally, this video has arrived
One of the perfect candidates for this channel!
Oh, and you forgot the time Cartman literally designed a special vehicle and drilled through a crowd of hippies leaving a trail of dead bodies behind that vehicle.
Just a thought you should add a leaderboard stat at end of each video
*reads Cartmen* okay
Respect his Autoritah
you should do the guys from its always sunny! this vid eats fr
Bro these videos are so underrated your channels gonna be huge some day
A year in jail for great bodily harm assault with a biological weapon? Willingly giving it to another possibly also bringing with it a domestic terrorism charge?
Ya, know. It wasn't his most egregious crime but I'm still surprised his most well known crime wasn't included in this. How could you not mention the time he ended someone's parents and fed their remains to their son?
Good video but you missed on a few crimes time for a part 2
Actually it's accidental manslaughter but if he hit the turkey I forgor what they call it
Do Bart Simpson's prison sentence next
So we not talking about the chili incident?????
35:01 I know I'm not good at English but I'm sure something is different
What about the time he started the 2nd American civil war?
0:58 It was Butters who recorded the film.
IM SO INTRESTED, I NEED A WHOLE SOUTH PARK SERIES 😾😾
Can we have a vídeo listing the character with the shortest time in jail to the one with the longest time?
You forgot to mention all about tennormans, youmentioned genocides or something similar but forgot about him trying to get rid of all gingers and I also noticed you used that exact clip in this video but didnt mention assisted suicide from TMI episode with doctor's wife
What about the tine he made his brother eat his parents in chili
That isn’t his brother it’s his bully
@Mrx-k7o watch episode 201
Oh I hope you do a video of all the characters. Even p.c. principal
4:47 that got me 😂😂😂😂
32,002,942.5 years is how many years he'd be in prison for. Thank me later
5:57 “thaght dawg must have the stretchest stomach ever…”
One year for purposefully giving someone HIV is far too lenient of a sentence for a crime that bad.
this is what happens if you sleep in the sleepover party first 24:51
Cartman does care about his cats
When the town bans cats after classifying them as a drug cartman goes out of his way to hide his and stray cats from authorities in his attic
You know he's bad when he has a greater sentence than Aizen by a couple million years
Can You Do Nick Rivera For The Simpsons That Guy Is Nuts
It's so. Satisfy turning 99 to 100
you forgot the death sentence he received
22.40 seriously longest lived console to date.
there is no WAY this is ledgit work and not like all them over white thumpnail chanels lol
You failed to mention some of those would not be charged because of the age cartman is committing these at
What about the crime against Scott Tenorman? Cartman killed his parents and forced him to eat them.
Technically the ranch owner did and surprisingly in most states cannibalism is perfectly legal it's usually how the meat is obtained that is illegal so because the ranch owner acted in self-defense and Scott tenorman was acting in good faith to try to rescue the pony nobody committed any crimes
Hey man, I just really gotta say you’ve been doing a really good since he started a RUclips channel. I enjoy your contact. I thought I should just let you know.