The Map No Man Can Read (Pirates of the Caribbean - The Horologist)
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Funny scene from Pirates of the Caribbean starring Johnny Depp, Kaya Scodelario, Brenton Thwaites
"So was my mum, but she didn't crow about it as loud as you." 😂 Scrum might be one of the funniest charachters of the franchise.
Soff • These pirates thought that “horologist” means “whore” ,so this was the reason why this scene was so funny. And also, horologist means the person who study about time. And Scrum said “So my mom always looked at the clock.” Because his mom was a prostitute so she had to wait until her client had finished.
Took me way too long to realize that, that guy is Combo from This is England, I was like I know this guy from somewhere.
Soff • no ..when she said she was a horologist..they were all thinking “she a hoe ologist and he said his mom was a hoe too
No, no, no. That is Al Capone from Boardwalk Empire. ;)
@@user-vh5bo5tl9n No. Not "hoe", but "whore"
She said she is a HORologist, but they thought she said WHORElogist
"An astronomer contemplates the sky"
"On a donkey"
"There's NO DONKEY"
Two things we know to be true: stars don’t shine by day, and she forgot the donkey
But.. how do you breed them?
OHHHH ASS Tronomy F*** tottaly didnt get why he thought it involved a donkey till i saw it writen
@@WardNightstone i still don't understand
@@thiya4627 "Ass" or "jackass" are other ways to call a donkey. And since Carina said she studied as-tronomy, the pirates thought it involved an ass.
Their reaction when they knew she was a horologist was priceless 🤣
What is the other meaning word they're intrepreting
@@chittashkrishnamurthy9628 there is another version of the word whorologist
@@chittashkrishnamurthy9628 they heard it as "whore"
@@chittashkrishnamurthy9628 whorelogist - whore = prostitute.
@@chittashkrishnamurthy9628 They thought she was a sex worker, since the “hor” sounds very similar to another word.
Stars don't shine SHE forgot the donkey xD
Lolll XD
My favorite part
@J Knox Ass-trologist
now you get it?
I don’t get it
@@kumar1400 i still don't get it
This conversation is so frustratingly perfect!! 😂😂😂 “a horologist. No shame in that love.”💀💀
He said "No shame in that, dear" 🤓👍
I was studying horology at uni when this came out. So grateful for all the jokes I got afterward
bcu gang
How fast it ended
No shame in that dear
My mother was too but she didn't crow about it as loud as you.
Well well, lucky you
"So you're saying your mother is academically inclined?"
"More like horizontally reclined."
Gets me everytime.
I fucking can’t.. 😂😂💀💀
Lmaooo the brilliance
Every time 😎🤣🤣
I can't understand it , can you explain
@@chanakya6735 academically inclined = brainiac
horizontally reclined = lying flat on back
More like a horizontally reclined xD
Soff • Rippster I’ll let u take that one
@@FiFitddey She did the horizontal tango...the beast with two backs...
Soff • That she has sex and gets paid for it
@@FiFitddey No need to do riddles, talk about prostitute here, sexual activity for payment.
@@FiFitddey reclinada horizontalmente, o recostada hacia atrás...?
Whoever thought of this part of the script, is an absolute genius!
Str4t0sPh3rE, It was funny, but he just showed that such skilled sailors as Jack and Gibbs do not understand a thing about navigation by the sky. WTF?!
@@bobbyboom9 they do actually but they just don't know where they're going, pirates are kind of suspicious of anything they don't know.
StaRFox At least it’s funny, even if it is SJW motivated BS. I’d be much more tolerant of stuff that’s secretly SJW motivated as long as it’s funny and/or entertaining enough
@@mechadoggy No, it's not and it is said by a woman
@@9Ephemeral_Star8 Wait, what's your point about it being said by a woman?
Jack didn't judge her. I love that about him.
Well I guess he kills people and robs them for a living so he can’t judge 😂
I think Jack understood the word but said that on purpose to make a joke, he's not that dumb you know. Or maybe he could be both dumb and smart at the same time, idk
That was standard at that time for women to become prostitutes coz the smart ones were burned
@@extraordinarygamer937 good old days
@@doctorpanigrahi9975 lol what
Horizontaly reclined 😂😂😂
@@FiFitddey lying flat for intercourse
@@notinterested3256 🤣🤣
Namelss solo The vagina?
@@ethanharmer5151 So professionally put
unowen7591 Lol thanks mab
1:54 this scene always cracks me up 😂😂
"No shame in that dear" lmaooooo
Horizontally reclined has me in stitches everytime 😂😂😂
Gibbs is a sailing master, which is why he is always referred to as Master Gibbs. It is literally his job to know all about what she is talking about
Exactly, this fucking shitty movie just ruined every character and the entire franchise itself
It would have been more believable if they just didn't know the meaning of word horology but its silly that they showed them having no idea about the basics of the field, after all they are expert sailors.
I like to think they were just messing with her
The boat sound at 1:59 is perfectly placed- as if boat also was shocked that she’s a horologist. 😂
Lmfao
Hahaha yes
True😂😂😂😂
This scene is a masterpiece
1:30 Carina's thoughts: "If I hear the word 'donkey' one more time......"
Lmao
*Shrek has entered the chat*
She's going to go Hancock on their pirate asses.
"And she was always looking at her watch"
"I can vouch for that"
There's some backstory here that I must know👀
He kinda burned himself with that burn though XD
i would gave him a high5
Lol nah he just made a yo mamma joke
Maybe she was checking how long they lasted? 😏
Prostitution is a business that is paid by minutes.
I love how she confused all the pirates. She was talking about astronomy and they were like... uhn?
@Claus Øder Hjortkjær depends on what kind of pirates are you referring to.
@John Dough Sad, but true.
what a dumbass comment
But Jack Sparrow used to be the smartest pirate of the caribbean, of the entire ocean, just look at his attitude in the trilogy. Now he's just a drunk not funny useless idiot in this movie, the real Jack Sparrow knows what the hell an astronaum is, he knows everything...
@@fares_dn I Know That is why I love him. He's the smartest pirate, but the other ones are not.
I atleast thought Gibbs would get it.
Reden Carabeo Gibbs got seriously Flanderised in this film.
so did sparrow. in the previous films, he was a highly educated former captain of the navy. he even explained words to others. in this film, he's a drunk that can neither defend himself physically nor verbally and doesn't understand words nor navigation.
@@RKBock he's gotten slow in his old age... Remember at the beginning when Henry wanted the old Jack
@@TehDMBfan So did I
@@RKBock He even uses legal jargon in the 3rd movie. Maybe all that rum is taking it's toll.
"I can vouch for that."
I spat my tea 🤣
They were quiet respectful their reactions 😂😂😂😂
I like how Jack tricked Carina into saying to him where was the map using her prejudice of him (she believed that he was the typical murderous and evil pirate)
If this was old Pirates, Jack and Gibbs would have easily figured this out before Carina even explained.
Exactly, this fucking shitty movie just ruined every character and the entire franchise itself
@@fares_dn Yup! I completely agree. This movie was one big steaming pile of shit.
@@fares_dn this move was pretty meh by standard but it doesn't destroy the franchise as a whole I remember when potc 3 came around MANY people shitting on it saying things like "this movie (the 3rd one) is trash unlike the previous ones (1 and 2) " Or something similar and then potc 4 came around and people suddenly fell in love with the 3rd one and shitting the 4th one and so on, this franchise has the same curse as the prequel trilogy from star wars people shitting on it when it first came out but overtime loved it
Or they both were mentally screwing around so Carina could have all the explanations!
@@fares_dn Didnt ruin shit you want you warm bottle you fucking pathetic whiny adult pathetic how adults bitch on the internet acting like their idiot opinion matter YIKES. man why do we cry so much about shit, pathetic
"So your mother is academically inclined?"
"More like a... horizontally reclined."
I'm dead 😂
I understand that it’s pirates of the Caribbean and any sense of historical accuracy has gone out the window, but by this time in history, sailors had been using celestial navigation for centuries. With the exception of some new uneducated crew new to life at sea, most would have a passing knowledge of how it works and what the terms mean.
Not centuries AND IT took Them a long study, which pirates didn't have, in fact IT was only used by the Vikings at this timeline.
Didn’t you hear the men can’t read, lol
@@TheTwilighter26 there is no need to read whole navigating, however of is really helpful
Back in those days the crew used sextant and plank wake to determine position and speed!
But then she won't have the chance to show what a strong independent woman she is and put all those dirty dumb men in their place!
*Opens hands nervously* "no shame in that..I mean we all..need to make a living eh..." lmao
I just like how everyone of them are respectful of her.
And was just like, "yeah, thats fine. Its a living really, you don't have to tell people though. Keep that to yourself."
They're pirates dude
Explaining navigating by the stars to veteran pirates, which usually was the only way to navigate the ocean. Lovely writing.
omg thats so true.
omg who cares
"Horizontally reclined" is the only part of this movie worth watching for.
Kori Jenkins Best quote in the entire movie 😂🤣😂
Always cracks me up!
For you maybe
The look on their face when she said ''Horologist''
"The map is there"
"Where?"
"On the tip of your finger"
I think its a normal thing for the pirates
In there time, hahaha.
When a wise (wo)man points at the moon the imbecile examines the finger.
Gibbs looks so horrified when she says she's a horologist. And Jack's face when they all turn towards Marty is hilarious: 😦. 😂
Why do you remember their names?
wdym? You don't remember characters' names? 😄
Gibbs' expression is half of what makes it funny for me.
No matter how great this is I can never get over Captain Jack's right hand placement at 1:52 after the camera changes
"Cut!" 'Retake in 3, 2..1'
The sharp intakes of breath when she says she’s a horologist. 😂
Remember that time when Jack tells Barbosa that she is a Horologist 😂😂😂
"My mum was always looking at her watch" gets me every damn time
It’s funny how they all came to same conclusion for Horologist- no 2nd thought😄
"then, how do you breed them?" 🤣🤣🤣
that always gets me..i watched this twice and i still laughed!! 🤣
I love how Scrum was contemplating hard at 1:20 before he said that line at 1:25 LMAO
Good eye on you.
All they heard was the "Hor" in Horologist. 😂
That's right. This is the reason of the reaction of those around her. A play of words that was funny.
"Give me the map...or I will kill..."
[unnecessarily long pause]
"...him."
[points vaguely at Henry]
"are you saying your mother was academically inclined" XD
Veronika Machytkova what does that mean
No more like horizontally ___________ reclined
Soff • It means that she is speaking thinking that the pirates understood the meaning "horologist", but they don't and they understood "whorologist", or somethin, prostititution...and the mom of One of them actually was!
@@FiFitddey @Enrik Scoppa explained it well :)
The map noMAN can read but a woman can.
BUT, BUT, Sexism....
Well thats the common loophole that men end up making for themselves since most of these prophesies, riddles and quests are patriarchally centered: since us guys are often going off on said adventurers and are involved in said prophesies.
Can't blame a women for managing to accomplish tasks or exploit loopholes that we make inherent in our machinations.
You're complicating a simple and overused troupe. Blah blah, prophecy, blah blah, no man can kill the villain'
Surprise to no one it's a woman. It's used in every fantasy book and film under the sun. But sure, you want to insert some gender politics into a story trope then be my guest.
Actually I for one liked that interpretation
its just a fictional story you bitch
"There is no map in this map"
The more you think about this line, the funnier it gets
Whoever wrote this script is a comical genius.
This scene is a pure masterpiece😂😂hats off to the writer
Elizabeth, Will and Barbosa's kids hangin out with uncle Jack and his friends.😂
Hearing and knowing this is so ultra cool! Uncle Jack taking his nephew and niece on an adventure!
@@odiemodie1haha right?
Scrum is an underrated side character. He made this scene 10 times funnier than it had the right to be. I've always liked how Jack's crew was different from others though in the sense they'd at least try to not be judgemental of women and whatnot. With all the whole "bad luck to have a lady aboard" and other stuff, not to mention well, darker things the series never got into. Penelope Cruz was kept alive for blood relation only so that one really doesn't count, plus 4 sucked horribly anyway, except for the mermaids and barbossa's ending. 5 was pretty epic and people saying it retconned anything but the compass just don't have the capacity to pay attention truthfully and thus missed out on a really solid sequel that feels more like and looks way more like the original trilogy in every way-hope a 6th can keep this going.
" There's no map in this map " 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 .. you're the best johnny 🤣❤️
1:56Master Gibbs facial expression is priceless and it fucking gets me errtym🤣🤣🤣
that gasp cracks me everytime
Funny scene, although it still bothers me how they got Jack wrong, Jack always had a surprisingly sophisticated vocabulary and was really witty, here he's just dumb
Even gibbs supposed to be the "smart" one bcs he was called master... Sigh,
They made him dumber than a bag of hair
The name 'Horology' probably wasn't popular as a science yet. Although sailors did use the stars to navigate, they probably used it only for direction, along with actual maps. This must be why they're so confused as to how a map could be up thete.
Also, Maybe Jack's ignoring the proper definition lol
It’s the rum. Kills brain cells.
Look at it another way, by keeping quiet Jack got her to tell exactly where the map is.
"What? No..." Love the exasperation in Carina's voice 🙂
In the first four movies, everyone of these characters were pretty smart, they're damn pirates they should know how to read the stars. I just think disney made all the men in this movie dumb, just to empower the female character.
Finally someone said it
Disney loves their vaginas
Lol no you're blind if you see it that way. They were written that way for comic relief, and to show how less educated in terms of booksmarts the world was in general back then. They're no less street smart like know the first few movies. Get your head out of your ass.
Just because they don't know the word astronomy doesn't mean they don't use the stars to navigate; they all most likely grew up poor and never had the chance to go to school, so their knowledge only went as far as practicality and common sense went. Besides, you don't need to dumb down male characters to empower female characters
More like Flanderization, over time in episodic shows character traits become exaggerated. tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Flanderization
I find it funny that using the stars to navigate is a concept she came up with, which begs the question as to how these guys ever got anywhere since using the stars as guides is the oldest form of navigation around
2:08
“And she was always looking at her watch.”
“I could bide for that.”
😂
,,I beg you, please, don't argue with her. "-sounds like ,,Don't do it man, she's dangerous!" 😂
,,-On a donkey.
-No there's no donkey!"😂😂😂😂😂
Carina: The map is there. *points up*
*Everyone looks up*
Jack: Where?
Marty: On the tip of your finger?
This shows how stupid most people can be, even in real life. Someone shows you where something is and you just look at where they’re pointing asking “where?” 😂🤣😂
“There’s no map in this map”
2:08
'No..No I am a (W) Horologist'
'So was my mum but she didn't cry about it as bad as you'
'You are saying your mother was academically inclined?'
'More like uhhh horizontally... Reclined...'
*CONFUSION: 1000*
"More like horizontally reclined"
1:56
Jack’s ...well everything screams “you now have my full undivided attention” 😂
On the tip of your finger 😂
Line gets me everytime especially when marty says i can vouch for that
If somebody in the 17th century told me they were horologists, I'd send them to go and pray in a church to ask for forgiveness.
0:50 her face when she realized she doesn't have time to indulge these fools.😂
jack sparrow, the only man that i know who says stuff like "theres no map in this map" regularly while hes entirely (for all i know) sober
The whole time I'm watching this scene I'm thinking "you're sailors! How do you not understand how this works?! Have you never heard of a star chart before?!"
Grindelwald what are you doing
Rules of survival Dz Hahaha!! Seems like he failed as a pirate and know he thinks he is a wizard!! 😂😂
Jack Sparrow is Depp's most famous character.
Sweeney todd is too
Gellert Grindelwald fantastic beasts sucks give us the original series back for the greater good
@@Sevaiah I believe Edward Scissors hands still is more famous.
I love all the pirates of the Caribbean, don’t care about the story plot holes or any of that, I love sparrow, Barbossa and how they’re performance is over all
Calling it "The Map No Man Can Read" seems a bit ridiculous when you think about it. The map was the stars; sailors used stars to navigate all the time.
More like horizontally reclined🤣🤣🤣🤣
For a movie that didn’t hold a light to the previous movies, this scene really is up there amongst the top scenes in all the movies
1:54 for the best line in the whole movie. Fuckin hilarious bit for a more kid friendly movie.
Guy at 1:59 approving 🤣
The most hilarious scene in all PoC franchise "i could vouch for that"
"The map is THERE."
"On the tip of her finger!"
Lmfaooo 😂
Didn’t sailors use the stars to navigate? Jack of all people should have known that.
Yeah so stupid right
They use the Wind
Jack always use the compass he had that is his way to navigate....
@@bonyap9249 Yeah that's true, plus in this film he's at his most hammered here (true for Depp as well).
Yes your right the series gets worse and worse
It is geniunely hilarious that 17th century sailors react like this to the concept of navigating by the stars.
That dwarf is easily one of the best parts of the series xD
they understand nothing of what she said the whole time but immediately gasped as soon as they heard the word "whore" 💀
They don't even know what's going on or what she's saying!
So funny… Loved how they went back and forth confounding each other! Made it more hilarious knowing the meaning of the name terms and what the inside joke was! 😄😁
"I could vouch for that."🤣
“More like horizontally reclined”
😂😂😂😂😂
Effy knows quite a bit about horology
effy is such an icon
"I'm not here to proselytize!" "Are you certain love? My crew can be quite generous."
Coulda, woulda, shoulda......
This is funny as hell......
When I saw this in the cinema, it was just me and a bunch of mums with their kids so I was pissing myself laughing while the mums tittered a bit and the kids were all 'What's funny?'
😂😂😂😂
We all have some...some living eh..
yeah....HAHAH!!
Imagine being an academically inclined Horologist and not knowing how to pronounce the name of your study.
This is the most memorable part of the movie IMO.
Watching this on Disney * and they removed the joke
GIBBS REACTION WHEN CARINA SAYS SHE'S HOROLOGIST 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Big word lady confusing for pirates
Horizontally reclined lol. I died laughing
No shame in that dear I mean we all need to earn a living hey
I solve problems........on a donkey😄
Literally love how Jack has virtually no real hold over either of them because you know Will was gonna come after Jack's ass if he actually threw his son overboard. But Carina didn't know that so she caved.
This was one scene in the movie that was worth watching
"1. Stars dont shine by day
2.she forgot a donkey"
horology is the study of time
and she.... was always looking at her watch
😂😂😂