Trump Accidentally Confesses in Stolen Docs Case; Biden's Marijuana Pardons: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer at Republicans fully embracing Trump even as the federal criminal investigation into his stolen classified documents intensifies and Biden taking the first steps towards decriminalizing marijuana.
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Комментарии • 3 тыс.

  • @AlexSeverinski
    @AlexSeverinski Год назад +2569

    Don't let history judge him. Judge him now. With judges.

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
    @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G Год назад +1928

    When poor people are caught stealing they are thrown in jail. When rich people are caught stealing they're asked politely to give it back. 🤔

    • @auroraofclanborealis
      @auroraofclanborealis Год назад

      And when Donald Trump is caught stealling everyone denies it.

    • @ArmedDem
      @ArmedDem Год назад

      When rich people are caught stealing they run for office.

    • @jodinsan
      @jodinsan Год назад +135

      You forgot to add "asked to run for Congress as a Republican." at the end there.

    • @ianmaidment2258
      @ianmaidment2258 Год назад +21

      Pay a fine

    • @marileabond
      @marileabond Год назад +64

      Or they are elected to political office.

  • @emmagillespie653
    @emmagillespie653 Год назад +21

    The closed captioning saying “as Dana Carvey’s Bush” absolutely killed me. The clarification that it’s an impression of an impression 😂

    • @user-ms6ch1xs4h
      @user-ms6ch1xs4h Год назад +3

      Yes! Minute 5:15 That made me laugh even harder!

  • @carrieraupp757
    @carrieraupp757 Год назад +11

    Love how he was smiling as he was walking backwards 😂😊

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +546

    Are we even sure his confessions are accidental at this point? I'm pretty sure it's more like bragging. I mean, what're they gonna do, actually hold him accountable for actual crimes?

    • @MsWarriordiva
      @MsWarriordiva Год назад +32

      I don't think they are!! He is so narcissistic he thinks he can get by with it. He doesn't care. It's ALL about him in his little mind.

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 Год назад

      Trump has no reason not to brag at this point. He is a criminal getting away with all sorts of crap.

    • @curtsiekert
      @curtsiekert Год назад +10

      He's just trying to act like he didn't do anything wrong because he thought they were his and that he thought he had a right to have them.

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 Год назад +18

      Until he is taught a lesson in his life, he's going to keep doing it. No consequences, no problems.

    • @WakeUpAmerican000s
      @WakeUpAmerican000s Год назад +11

      Courage Karnaga - >>I mean, what're they gonna do, actually hold him accountable for actual crimes?

  • @Ore0219
    @Ore0219 Год назад +140

    Remember when he said that if he lost in 2020, he'd go away and we'd never hear from him again? Just once I wanted something he said to not be a lie... Pain

    • @keithrodgersbigbama1555
      @keithrodgersbigbama1555 Год назад +2

      ohh he's going, just waiting for the indictment so that's probably the only truth he has stated ever

    • @kiddkuru
      @kiddkuru Год назад +1

      He was quiet until they illegally raided his house. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

    • @geraldo6205
      @geraldo6205 Год назад +3

      @@kiddkuru Does the pain increase with your Dis Ease

    • @kathleenr4047
      @kathleenr4047 Год назад +8

      @@kiddkuru *You clearly know NOTHING about the law.* There is nothing illegal about serving a warrant to a person who breaks the law, lies about it, and then refuses to respond to a subpoena. AND HE HAS *NEVER* BEEN QUIET.

    • @kiddkuru
      @kiddkuru Год назад

      @@kathleenr4047 Kathleen…. The person who gave them a warrant was an Obama supporter and donated to him

  • @julieholt7889
    @julieholt7889 Год назад +49

    Seth, as a jackal, I’m terrified of the news that NBC execs are threatening the show. You and your team have brought so many of us through such a dark time.

    • @sigil8386
      @sigil8386 Год назад +10

      What!?

    • @TheLocomono9
      @TheLocomono9 Год назад +9

      Ok BUT if NBC cans him, he can fall back on RUclips or various other choices of career. Seth and the team should be fine no matter what

    • @girllittlemorbid
      @girllittlemorbid Год назад +3

      I always watch him on RUclips anyway.

    • @RuleroftheSandcastle
      @RuleroftheSandcastle Год назад

      Furry.

  • @TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox
    @TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox Год назад +25

    I loved the Biden backing away with a fixed smile, actually. Made me laugh.

    • @coleworld4385
      @coleworld4385 Год назад +1

      I was fkn dying 😂😂😂😂😂 I thought it was hilarious.

  • @wrightthomas05
    @wrightthomas05 Год назад +441

    Corrections: You said we want him to disappear into the sunset. I'd prefer him to disappear into the sun.

    • @ziegweid
      @ziegweid Год назад +28

      or the ground. About 6'

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +28

      Nooo!! Do you know how much bronzer chemicals that would release into the atmosphere?

    • @cherylmarcuri5506
      @cherylmarcuri5506 Год назад +29

      We have several active volcanos. Close enough to sun temps for our purpose here.

    • @thomasperkins7318
      @thomasperkins7318 Год назад +1

      🤗

    • @johnshopkins554
      @johnshopkins554 Год назад +14

      His caked orange makeup would shield him, even on the surface of the sun.

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Год назад +725

    This year has been the worst year of my life. Struggling with depression, anxiety, having my first health scare and Seth and everyone at “Late Night” have been a lifesaver. Always making me laugh and smile and even if it’s just for 10 or so minutes, letting me forget about my problems. Keep up the awesome work everyone.

    • @tarajmartindale7310
      @tarajmartindale7310 Год назад +35

      Amen, you said exactly what i was thinking.
      No matter how bad my mood is, he always makes me laugh out loud. Thanks seth n late night.

    • @Anomalous_Audio
      @Anomalous_Audio Год назад +12

      You wanna talk about it fam?

    • @elisabethscott20
      @elisabethscott20 Год назад +31

      I'm sorry it's been so bad and I hope it gets better ❤️

    • @johnc.2876
      @johnc.2876 Год назад +8

      I whish you the best, but remember that you are an infinitesimal point in an ever expanding universe more than likely to drift into entropy after billions upon billions of years.... Yay nihlism! In this sense, even though you, I and everyone else may blink out in the near future, the majesty of the universe will continue for eons to come. Cheers!

    • @chefnelsonsbbq
      @chefnelsonsbbq Год назад +11

      keep going, it gets better I promise. 🙏🏽

  • @sharongarrett4356
    @sharongarrett4356 Год назад +12

    This one needs to go in the record books! I almost can'r believe how this show just keeps getting better and better. You guys amaze me. Really. Awesome, unending thanks for the laughs.

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich Год назад +5

    Let's all do our best to Make Accountability Great Again in November.

  • @WavesoftheWorld
    @WavesoftheWorld Год назад +1

    I'm scared for our country. Please do whats right and vote. Aloha

  • @The_Hagseed
    @The_Hagseed Год назад +4

    Been thinking about it for a couple of days now and it's still hasn't fully sunk in: I got a presidential pardon.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Год назад +144

    That statement once again... 'they planted that evidence that was mine'.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Год назад +28

      And he declassified it before they planted it, knowing that they would someday try to frame him with the info that he had every right to steal, because it is HIS!

    • @FakingANerve
      @FakingANerve Год назад +17

      Exactly. "They planted that evidence and I want it back!" 🤦‍♂️

    • @mikefromwa
      @mikefromwa Год назад

      "The FBI planted those declassified docs that didn't even exist just to make me look bad!"

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +4

      I call that a confession...

    • @allyourcode
      @allyourcode Год назад

      He also said they didn't let him supervise, meaning, he didn't see what they did (as though that is somehow improper). Then, he claims he knows what they did. The type of moron who believes this crap is less than useless and can be disposed of without hesitation.

  • @seafodder6129
    @seafodder6129 Год назад +48

    "It starts with marijuana and where does it go from there?" Pretty sure the only correct answer to that question is "Taco Bell."

    • @sgvincent100
      @sgvincent100 Год назад +4

      😂 There’s a Taco Bell directly across the street from my closest dispensary here in Tacoma 🌮 🌯🫔
      Heaven.

    • @Wulfspyder
      @Wulfspyder Год назад

      And the chip and drinks aisle at Walmart.

    • @dizzyMongoose
      @dizzyMongoose Год назад +4

      Nah, it's gotta be White Castle. Follow in Harold & Kumar's footsteps and maybe NPH will magically appear. 🪄

    • @susanroe3367
      @susanroe3367 Год назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @gamerleal9265
      @gamerleal9265 Год назад

      An increase in sales at Bakeries and Pizza Parlours. For some users it leads to Parenthood.

  • @lyxsoundstudio7474
    @lyxsoundstudio7474 Год назад +7

    had a lot of fun watching this ! keep up the good work! big up for the writers too !

  • @mxp5525
    @mxp5525 Год назад

    Jesus Seth! You really worked hard for that punch line!
    Wok n Bowl! Love it!

  • @Alex-cw3rz
    @Alex-cw3rz Год назад +213

    Remember to check you are registered to vote and vote down ballot in November 🗳

  • @jare3959
    @jare3959 Год назад +78

    The imagery of Bush Sr unloading MILLIONS of documents in the parking lot of a bowling alley is just hilarious.

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 Год назад

    • @asdkotable
      @asdkotable Год назад +1

      You need to add the Chinese restaurant for full effect

    • @user-High-IQ769
      @user-High-IQ769 Год назад

      Which he did, all documented, how about Clinton losing the nuclear code sheet ? All documented, plus all the other blunders by all the other presidents in regards to documents they kept or had after their terms

  • @patriciachristianson8986
    @patriciachristianson8986 Год назад +1

    Thanks Seth ! Just when I think you can't get any funnier,you do!

  • @Nocuadra66
    @Nocuadra66 Год назад +78

    Trump's podium reads PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP...?! Can they just please arrest this fool already?

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Год назад +37

    “Knocking down wontons?” - that’s wonton killing!

  • @dhotnessmcawesome9747
    @dhotnessmcawesome9747 Год назад +1

    That pic of George H.W.B. was HUGELY appropriate.

  • @t.dmytryshyn2615
    @t.dmytryshyn2615 Год назад +232

    Even the people in the crowd behind him are looking at each other like, "What the f*ck did he just say? He stole documents and that's okay?"

    • @gazz3867
      @gazz3867 Год назад +16

      It's okay if you call dibs.

    • @pennyhollifield9431
      @pennyhollifield9431 Год назад +3

      @@gazz3867 😂🤣 ROFLMFBO - that was great!

    • @dacedebeer2697
      @dacedebeer2697 Год назад +6

      That last part where he said he wants them back sounded a lot like a punchline.

    • @Axolotl_Mischief
      @Axolotl_Mischief Год назад +5

      It's not a crime if you say to a crowd 'it's not a crime'.

    • @user-High-IQ769
      @user-High-IQ769 Год назад

      Let me help the uneducated, uniformed, as former presidents, they have the OPTION to stay in the circle to continue getting documents, George Bush Sr , got millions of classified documents not being president anymore, Clinton lost the code sheet to nuclear, EVERY president and former presidents have access to the same documents. This is not new at all, it is to you all, cause you don’t know how how our government works, your just going after the lip flapping and no research on truth, do yourself a favor, educate yourself

  • @musicchocolate1390
    @musicchocolate1390 Год назад +3

    This was great 😂 I hope you'll have many more 'Seth takes DT at his word' segments!

  • @jamiegasbarro2400
    @jamiegasbarro2400 Год назад +139

    Nobody likes Monday's, but knowing there's a Closer Look to watch certainly helps!

    • @oneirishpoet
      @oneirishpoet Год назад +1

      Amen, one of the only things that's kept me sane the last two years is coming home after a long shift at the hospital to binge on Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert, and Trevor Noah. I don't even watch the regular news because that just drives me insane, but Seth and the other late night guys are just the best. Words can't say how much they have meant to me but I do admit to being suicidal more than a couple times since the pandemic began in 2020... I'm a 63-year-old nurse and I have hung in there even while watching dozens of my colleagues just decide to quit or retire early... And to see what Trump did to this country during the pandemic made me hate this country a little bit more everyday

    • @jamiegasbarro2400
      @jamiegasbarro2400 Год назад

      ​@@oneirishpoet I'm definitely the same way. Normal news channels are just not worth the effort right now. Gotta find the little moments of joy where you can these days and shows like Seth's give you the news with as much humor as one can during times like this.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад

      It really did sweeten my day.

    • @Ravyne
      @Ravyne Год назад

      I love Mondays, but I do agree with everything else you wrote.

  • @AskMississippiAskMississippi
    @AskMississippiAskMississippi Год назад +228

    “My political ideal is democracy. Let every person be respected as an individual and no person be idolized.” -Dr. Albert Einstein, 1930

    • @williammoorman692
      @williammoorman692 Год назад

      Always god to get some words from a socialist.

    • @WanderingExistence
      @WanderingExistence Год назад +19

      He was a democratic socialist, like Orwell and MLK jr. Democratic socialism is just economic democracy.

    • @seantracey9935
      @seantracey9935 Год назад +14

      @@williammoorman692 Yeah because Albert Einstein has not literally become a synonym for intellect and independent brilliance. So maybe you are poking holes in your own argument with your chosen analogy.

    • @bfg3890
      @bfg3890 Год назад +11

      @@williammoorman692 yup, like those nordic countries with their social programs, high quality of living and beautiful women

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 Год назад +6

      @@williammoorman692 So sorry your parents never loved or cared about you, but it's time to grow up.

  • @donnettboes6224
    @donnettboes6224 Год назад +1

    Loved the laughs Seth ! And your encouragement on voting is fabulous dude!

  • @katiekuba6855
    @katiekuba6855 Год назад +1

    Definitely do more “Seth takes DT at his word”

  • @AgtPaper665
    @AgtPaper665 Год назад +25

    "Pot, porn, and Jan 6th hearings"? That sounds like a killer Thursday night.

    • @stephaniebobek817
      @stephaniebobek817 Год назад +8

      Throw in a pizza we're all set

    • @Wulfspyder
      @Wulfspyder Год назад +3

      Y'know what, maybe it would be OK if Biden ran in 2024.

    • @fierytopaz
      @fierytopaz Год назад

      Epitome of "don't threaten me with a good time"

  • @LeCharles07
    @LeCharles07 Год назад +44

    8:23 Anyone else remember when Sean Spicer hid from reporters in the White House bushes? That feel like a million years ago now.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Год назад +6

      It was a simple time, when lying about the size of your boss's inauguration crowd could cause a Trump lackey some shame. Had we but known how much lower rock bottom would turn out to be . . .

    • @alansheiman4818
      @alansheiman4818 Год назад +2

      It seems like a long time because so much has gone on since then that is too much for us to absorb. Life is at break neck speed.

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 Год назад +4

      There should be a plaque there. Point it out to visitors on the White House tour.

  • @coragoodwin344
    @coragoodwin344 Год назад +1

    No accident, fools make a fool of themselves every time they open their mouths.

  • @thetechietoffee
    @thetechietoffee Год назад +1

    Absolutely love a Closer Look.

  • @MariaVosa
    @MariaVosa Год назад +122

    Whichever writer came up with Wok'n Bowl and Top Secret Documents deserve a raise and a standing ovation

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Год назад +76

    Trump thinking “Get off the stage, you’re hogging my limelight.”

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад

      Look at you space Force Commander reading Trump's mind good for you

    • @davidneman6527
      @davidneman6527 Год назад +3

      The audience knows the candidate on stage has only one function: get elected and do what it takes so that Trump is installed in 2025.

    • @justsaying14
      @justsaying14 Год назад +3

      @@danmcgriff1421 He's quite good at it, right?! 😁

    • @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
      @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Год назад

      @@danmcgriff1421 You really have to get a job or something to occupy your time. I'm sure this is not the only late night person or anyone else anti-Trump you troll. You claim you are a history teacher and live in a million dollar home? I call BS because such a person could not spend as many hours out of their day doing what you do. They would be working and getting some well earned sleep. You probably live in your mother's basement living off of Cheetos and Mt. Dew Code Red.

  • @Valarie834
    @Valarie834 Год назад +1

    Even the crowd was quiet when he was saying that. They know.

  • @piafunesbakker5095
    @piafunesbakker5095 Год назад +1

    I believe you Seth!

  • @debmcgerrigle3477
    @debmcgerrigle3477 Год назад +651

    I love the time Biden slowly walked back from the media. It was a respectful way of saying "sorry no more time to talk, got to go"

  • @jonathanburton3866
    @jonathanburton3866 Год назад +81

    He also confessed to wanting to date his own daughter, so he's not that bright

    • @rvdb7363
      @rvdb7363 Год назад +3

      And he still got elected...

    • @ewokwarrior2656
      @ewokwarrior2656 Год назад +3

      Lots of deplorables have a daughter , niece, or neighbor or school girl fetish. I had a neighbor who told me she and her sister would talk about their sons ..manhood...size. ... while the boys were wearing shorts.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад

      Speaking of presidents and their daughters did you see where Joe Biden's daughter said Joe took showers with her until she was 8 years old and it still bothers her to this day 8 years old I don't remember you talking about that at all scared

    • @mariesmith8454
      @mariesmith8454 Год назад +2

      Jonathan Burton, That was Trump.

  • @ur1friend437
    @ur1friend437 Год назад

    three words "this was way too funny and loved every second of it" lol

  • @lifeoffreddy
    @lifeoffreddy Год назад +1

    This is my favorite segment on late night

  • @noone_9999
    @noone_9999 Год назад +902

    You sir have, hands down, the best Trump voice out of every late night host

    • @cweissable
      @cweissable Год назад +19

      I agree 💯 percent.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Год назад +26

      Absolutely, though it's sad everybody ever needed to have one ready to go.

    • @johnshopkins554
      @johnshopkins554 Год назад +7

      Ooh...yeah gotta disagree. Love Seth's impression but Jimmy fallon's is the best. Seth is #2 tho, way better than the snl guy.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +18

      He gets the inflections right every single time!

    • @randyhowey7414
      @randyhowey7414 Год назад +14

      Amen ! I LOVE Seth's Trump !! And all his Impressions , honestly !! 🤣

  • @neryskkiran1820
    @neryskkiran1820 Год назад +185

    I LOVE the clip of Biden backing away!!! He's got a great sense of humor. I could watch that every day and still laugh!

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад +1

      You ever seen him look around for dead people hilarious

    • @slavicslav7459
      @slavicslav7459 Год назад

      What do you mean? He is backing away from ansering any sort of questions from the media. Do you agree with that?

    • @anniefreeman9749
      @anniefreeman9749 Год назад +6

      Calming spirit. Whether right or wrong...open to interpretation! Love JB.

    • @RubbishFPS
      @RubbishFPS Год назад

      @@slavicslav7459 Wah Wah Wah.... Better than lying to the American people under a running helicopter.

    • @RubbishFPS
      @RubbishFPS Год назад +5

      @@danmcgriff1421 United Shaites.... anyone got a hamburder? No? Oh covfefe! Hey General wanna grab my arm and steady me so i can walk down this ramp? How do you close this umbrella so it fits through the door?

  • @kazza6078
    @kazza6078 Год назад +1

    Another really really great closer look!

  • @darrylcarnell9976
    @darrylcarnell9976 Год назад +2

    Hey! Grand Funk Railroad STILL rocks (its some kind of wonderful)

  • @nickolascharles
    @nickolascharles Год назад +219

    Gotta love how weed is a class 1 drug while fentanyl is class 2
    Other class 2 drugs include some little things like oxycodone and methamphetamines, you know, “not as bad as weed”

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад

      Countries being ran by idiots you just proved it

    • @50dbo
      @50dbo Год назад

      A tiny dose on your skin can kill you…. Not near as bad as refer madness. What a joke

    • @diablominero
      @diablominero Год назад +3

      Fentanyl is just another opioid. It's used as as part of some general anesthesia drug combinations and to treat severe ongoing pain (like from cancer). Just because the name scares you doesn't mean it's evil.
      Synthetic THC, which is sold under the brand name "Marinol" to treat nausea resulting from chemo, is schedule 3, i.e., less restricted than fentanyl, tied with testosterone and lysergic acid amide. The reason weed is schedule 1 isn't that they think weed is dangerous, but that doctors don't want to prescribe a plant with unknown composition when they could prescribe a pill or patch with known composition, so it has no medical use where it's the preferred treatment.

    • @The_Serpent_of_Eden
      @The_Serpent_of_Eden Год назад +26

      @@diablominero I don't think it's the "name is scary" but rather that fentanyl seems easy to overdose on and can be fatal. Whereas no one has ever OD'd from weed. Which would you say is more dangerous to the public? I believe each has a medical use, which should be regulated, one substance way more tightly and seriously than the other. That's not the case right now, though.
      Edit: I don't know if the chemical composition thing is the reasoning behind the scheduling. I'll have to look into that. I'm not sure why the chemical composition would pose a problem for prescribers. They're already shielded from liability, that's why we have an opiod crisis to begin with. Prescribing a big pharma pill makes money. But a plant anyone can grow? Capitalism can't control it, so it gets demonized and strictly verboten. That shouldn't be the reason for excessive criminal sentencing of users, IMO. Laws are meant to protect private citizens, not companies.

    • @nickolascharles
      @nickolascharles Год назад +6

      @@diablominero just because you don’t know the chemical composition of weed doesn’t mean it’s some unknowable thing. Weed has been pretty thoroughly researched, and as other people will point out, unregulated fentanyl is the cause of an absurd amount of overdoses recently. Sure back when things were categorized it was easier to regulate and make sure it was controlled and safe, but you want to talk about an unknown chemical composition take a look at the bathtubs and bleach bottles they use to make the knock off street drugs and tell me anybody knows exactly what’s in that. Medical fentanyl is not a bad thing, but that’s not illegal to have prescribed to you

  • @juanmaldonado5541
    @juanmaldonado5541 Год назад +1

    Not accidentally , stated it boldly.
    LOCK HIM UP

  • @itsrosshammond
    @itsrosshammond Год назад +52

    Watching in Canada and thought to myself; “I should really roll a joint or two right now…” Hopefully Americans can all do the same with impunity before too long.

    • @Thurston86
      @Thurston86 Год назад +12

      I’m currently watching this stoned on edibles and eating some pumpkin pie! Happy thanksgiving, fellow Canadian!

    • @itsrosshammond
      @itsrosshammond Год назад +5

      @@Thurston86 Festive Salutations (as we always say on Canadian Thanksgiving) dear Thurston! Enjoy the traditional Turkey-Flavoured Bong Water!

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад

      Weeds legal in America thought you might want to know keep smoking

    • @helenpatterson3858
      @helenpatterson3858 Год назад +6

      @@danmcgriff1421
      Only in some states, not Federally. Or did you mean Canada, America not U.S. America ?

    • @tflg3257
      @tflg3257 Год назад

      Both Joe and the CIA controlled news press are liars. He hasn't actually pardoned anyone for marijuana nor has he taken any steps to decriminalize it. He hasn't filed any paperwork on it whatsoever.

  • @cathycooper6135
    @cathycooper6135 Год назад

    Hilarious Closer Look, Seth. Really cheered me up.

  • @LancetFencing
    @LancetFencing Год назад +22

    the backing away is totally just his sense of humor lol

  • @poppybell8217
    @poppybell8217 Год назад +141

    You can tell that Biden cracks himself up a lot! Hahaaaa love it. That back-up act was hilarious

    • @ShinyTillDawn
      @ShinyTillDawn Год назад +14

      Two words: Maiden America

    • @g.g.matuga4986
      @g.g.matuga4986 Год назад +16

      😅LOVED THAT! When speakin’ to the millions of deplorables, speak in their dialect. 😂

    • @g.g.matuga4986
      @g.g.matuga4986 Год назад +24

      My mother stayed very active until the end; she walked every day and always walked backwards every day-because it helps maintain balance. Biden can walk backwards and he can walk down a ramp and ride a bike. Biden’s infinitely more physically and mentally fit than 45.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад +1

      I like it when he was looking around for that dead lady now that was hilarious

    • @bennettcawley4630
      @bennettcawley4630 Год назад +1

      @@ShinyTillDawn Lady Liberty's cute younger sister.

  • @ninaangelamckissockauthor2345
    @ninaangelamckissockauthor2345 Год назад

    The way he pulls people towards him when he shakes their hand makes me friggin' crazy.

  • @MarthaCarnahan
    @MarthaCarnahan Год назад

    Seth doing Dana Carvy doing Bush Sr. "Not going to do it!" 🤣

  • @catrasredemption6981
    @catrasredemption6981 Год назад +31

    "As much as we all want him to disappear into the sunset-" No. I want him to disappear into the sun. Launched into it with a comically oversized slingshot.

    • @EchoL0C0
      @EchoL0C0 Год назад +3

      Bad idea. Then his cult would start worshiping the sun, as they would believe their god emperor united with the celestial body. Best put him in a cell and let him rot. Or better yet, force him to do community service. I'd LOVE to see that.

  • @eacalvert
    @eacalvert Год назад +152

    Nicely done Seth and Crew

    • @romulus_
      @romulus_ Год назад +4

      the crew at their best.

    • @auldthymer
      @auldthymer Год назад

      Love it when Seth giggles! Made my night.

  • @JimJava007
    @JimJava007 Месяц назад

    "I intend to spend my retirement picking up spares, knocking down wontons, and reading state secrets at my leisure."
    The man was living the dream.

  • @jeanneratterman
    @jeanneratterman Год назад

    Amazes me how many prefer to stain whatever reputation they may have by aligning with someone who is a liar with no morals, no ethics, and in particular, no loyalty.

  • @greenhat8978
    @greenhat8978 Год назад +640

    Who else wants to see Trump actually testify personally in court just so we can see him go to jail

    • @marisolaquino719
      @marisolaquino719 Год назад +21

      I bet a few millions would.

    • @ShinyTillDawn
      @ShinyTillDawn Год назад +23

      He will just plead the circle of fifths.

    • @howler6490
      @howler6490 Год назад +15

      Fifth...ad naseum

    • @geminigirltwo
      @geminigirltwo Год назад +10

      Me me and the rest of the world

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 Год назад +15

      I say we put him on Judge Judy. Let the chips fall where they may.

  • @JoeNoshow27
    @JoeNoshow27 Год назад +26

    "It starts with marijuana, but where does it go from there?"
    My eyes just rolled out the back of my head.

    • @stephaniebobek817
      @stephaniebobek817 Год назад +6

      Me too but I love what she says dems are giving us ,bring it on!

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Год назад +8

      usually it goes to Taco Bell or White Castle from there.

    • @Serenity_yt
      @Serenity_yt Год назад +3

      I always have John Oliver in the back of my head with: where does it stop? Fucking somewhere. It stops somewhere.

    • @gamerleal9265
      @gamerleal9265 Год назад

      For some users, Parenthood.

  • @HopeWins777
    @HopeWins777 Год назад +1

    I believe you. This is freaking epic. It will go viral. Keep it up and help us break through that pride bubble👍👍👍

  • @freedomofreligion3248
    @freedomofreligion3248 Год назад

    Great Closer Look.

  • @GusCraft460
    @GusCraft460 Год назад +185

    The thing that I like about Biden just backing away from the reporters is that you can tell that he’s just seeing if they are gonna try and follow him. Plus it’s a lot better than that time Trump finished an interview and then wandered around the lawn like a lost child. Also there was no helicopter in the background. It’s the little things.

    • @sincityRNL
      @sincityRNL Год назад

      Yes I like that clip also, my other favorite is Trump being helped walk down a very dangerous lol ramp,the ramp was probably provided by antifa or blm 😆

    • @darwinsom957
      @darwinsom957 Год назад +11

      sweet punch line "the little things"
      I always wonder if Trump could stand after that "forward truss lean" he does

    • @jazyjas3937
      @jazyjas3937 Год назад +2

      Exactly my thought!

    • @that773guy4
      @that773guy4 Год назад +1

      biden had no clue what he was doing, as usual

    • @GusCraft460
      @GusCraft460 Год назад +5

      @@that773guy4 stay in your lane, Ireland.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Год назад +52

    Fun Fact: 'Disappear into the Sunset' is the name of Donnie's bronzer.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Год назад +5

      and tequila sunrise is Mel's only friend.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +5

      The sun don't make colors like that, my friend.

  • @AndrewMcColl
    @AndrewMcColl Год назад

    My family has a different definition for the Irish farewell. For us it's saying goodbye, then sticking around for another 10 minutes chatting.

  • @mxswallow
    @mxswallow Год назад

    I hope all you U.S. Citizens who agree w/ Seth (like I do) are voting on 11/8. I am. And making calls! This was one of his best segments yet.

  • @pmally2006
    @pmally2006 Год назад +23

    It’s like stealing company secrets when you get fired from your job.

    • @kevinkool3
      @kevinkool3 Год назад

      Except in his case he stole from an enormous company...the American people!

    • @kiddkuru
      @kiddkuru Год назад

      Me sure we also arrest Obama, since he stole 30,000+. Or what about bush and Clinton, who both took over 50,000? Oh, you wanna talk about how trump made taking classified documents illegal? Well he made that law because Hillary had a whole server full of classified documents which she destroyed, and the FBI said she did nothing wrong. No one’s above the law? Then Biden in the criminal in this situation for having the FBI illegally raid his house. You can’t debate this, it is facts. Cope

    • @lavedasutton4267
      @lavedasutton4267 11 месяцев назад

      Except this time the top secrets could have been sold to his good buddies in Russia or North Korea.

  • @IAmJustR
    @IAmJustR Год назад +55

    This headline is just...delicious 😂😂 How is this guy a real person and not a cartoon character?!!?🤣🤣🤣

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +6

      I swear, we're in a messed up Black Mirror/Twilight Zone episode.

    • @juliahoward937
      @juliahoward937 Год назад +4

      Ever read MAD magazines take on trump? Priceless.

  • @christineanderson4755
    @christineanderson4755 Год назад

    Grand Funk Railroad! And The Doobie Brothers! Quite the musical Closer Look ❤️

  • @carolinechew9155
    @carolinechew9155 Год назад

    Love you Seth!!!

  • @markusklein1029
    @markusklein1029 Год назад +24

    "There is no crime." Yeah, saying so doesn't make it true.

    • @dfishhunters9054
      @dfishhunters9054 Год назад +2

      Fun fact it wasn’t a crime before 2016. But trump sign into law making it a crime and punishable 😂😂😂 that’s karma for Him 😂😂

  • @user-em6ie2be7x
    @user-em6ie2be7x Год назад +70

    Dark Brandon Pardons everyone Convicted of Marijuana Possession....This has truly been a Historic Day....Next Step Legalizing Marijuana Medically & Recreationally on The Federal Level.

    • @greenhat8978
      @greenhat8978 Год назад +5

      Dank Brandon

    • @jeffreycarman2185
      @jeffreycarman2185 Год назад +5

      Thanks Joe!

    • @KingBasieSims4
      @KingBasieSims4 Год назад +4

      Lol I think I missed this but why is he Dark Brandon again? Is it that video when he told the mayor "nobody f*cks with a Biden!" because that was the first time I saw the Dark Brandon reference

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 Год назад

      Pardons everyone convicted of weed possession federally (about 6,500) and in DC (unknown but 1000s more) and gets DOJ to work on reclassifying it to make it easier for Congress to decriminalize. He needs both the House and the Senate to do it though, so get your stoner friends to the polls!

    • @alansheiman4818
      @alansheiman4818 Год назад +4

      @@KingBasieSims4 Dark Brandon refers to his new found confidence and he is now like an action figure.

  • @philjohnson1744
    @philjohnson1744 Год назад

    I would absolutely stop by the Noodle Bowl for their General Tso's state secrets.

  • @katiekuba6855
    @katiekuba6855 Год назад

    A Closer Look is my sanity. Thank you Seth! This H.W. thing is the best 🤣

  • @krisl.4314
    @krisl.4314 Год назад +43

    Hey Seth, my husband and I had our rehearsal dinner in a literal Chinese restaurant/bowling alley back in 2005. This was not quite four years after H.W. was forced to land in MKE (mere miles away from Long Wongs near Miller Park) the morning of 9/11. So when I heard this I just assumed thats where the story came from 😂

  • @TMercan31
    @TMercan31 Год назад +27

    'not Gunna doit!' - Seth doing Dana Carvey doing Bush

  • @kylesmith452
    @kylesmith452 Год назад

    The Grand Funk Railroad references got me 😄

  • @chadjones1266
    @chadjones1266 Год назад

    thanks again

  • @WoodworkerDon
    @WoodworkerDon Год назад +9

    "It's mine! It's MINE!!!" Spoken like a true 3-year-old.

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 Год назад +13

    Herschel Walker Categorically Denies Ever Playing Football

    • @gatovolador7618
      @gatovolador7618 Год назад

      Hes heard that its a game that some people play but that's about it

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Год назад

      Vikings fans wish he never played. "we literally gave Dallas tons of HOF'ers for him?"

  • @PD-xj9rk
    @PD-xj9rk Год назад

    You said "leisure" wrong in the context of the sentence. Fully expect to see this rectified Thursday night.

  • @timchamberlain5858
    @timchamberlain5858 Год назад

    I liked the subtle Dana Carvey Bush impersonation reference. "Not gonna do it!"

  • @alisajordan1244
    @alisajordan1244 Год назад +9

    I think Biden is so cute. Walking backwards with that sh*^t eating grin was halarious! But then again I am old too. Go Scranton!!!!

  • @stephenschwartz5658
    @stephenschwartz5658 Год назад +81

    Omg “Seth takes trump at his word” is now my favorite subsection, I need more of this in my life

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Год назад +8

      I second this suggestion! And it could be expanded to "Seth takes Margie Tayor Greene at her word," and we could watch as she shows us Democrats literally killing Republicans.

    • @at0micbunnygirl
      @at0micbunnygirl Год назад +2

      Omg, YES! Seth, this segment was HILARIOUS! 🤣🤣🤣 More please!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +1

      It was brilliant!

    • @ggerardlee
      @ggerardlee Год назад

      SSTTAHW - More please!

    • @ggerardlee
      @ggerardlee Год назад

      STTAHW (CORRECTION)

  • @ToniHunterOne
    @ToniHunterOne Год назад +1

    I would love to hear FPOTUS GW BUSH weigh in on this accusation.

  • @jeffswim
    @jeffswim Год назад

    The Dana Carvey impression of George Bush I was perfect.

  • @dawned-onme2601
    @dawned-onme2601 Год назад +8

    I thought that back stepping was brilliant

  • @kuskesh_haramzadeh
    @kuskesh_haramzadeh Год назад +47

    This was definitely one of his best episodes. I love that I can watch it on RUclips 👍👍👍

  • @user-vy5fc3ho2y
    @user-vy5fc3ho2y Год назад

    Pivot able is a word in principle in convex optimization (and control theory). In the pivot method there are certain points and/or directions you can pivot about.

  • @caldunn6272
    @caldunn6272 Год назад +3

    Correction(s): the midterm elections are certainly pivotal, but hopefully they're not pivotable 🦊🐾🧡
    Also, "Seth takes Donald Trump at his word" is my new favourite part of A Closter Look, and I would like to hear more about the boxes that Bush tooks.
    All nitpicking aside this was a great Look and I loved it all 🧡

  • @JohnRay1969
    @JohnRay1969 Год назад +48

    I LOVE the "knowing" grin on Anderson's face as he tells what the president did for stoners. He's the coolest rich guy ever.

  • @istdochallesegal3427
    @istdochallesegal3427 Год назад +9

    "Na' gon' do it!!!" - love how Seth subtly channeled his inner Dana Carvey for that!

  • @thomasmuntzer1004
    @thomasmuntzer1004 Год назад +1

    that's it, this is what america needs, people that work a lot and then get stoned to take the edge off, those people do not complain a lot.

  • @InanaNinsianna
    @InanaNinsianna Год назад

    PLEEASE ALWAYS Do Seth Takes Trump at his word!!! Platinum 🤣🤣🤣

  • @digi9ten
    @digi9ten Год назад +9

    "Lock her up"
    I didn't see that coming. 😂

  • @danielrobertson5725
    @danielrobertson5725 Год назад +58

    I am glad for that one black guy on the left with the sun glasses managed to get his reserved seat two days in a row. It’s like that seat is meant for him, on camera.

    • @sylviewalker7560
      @sylviewalker7560 Год назад +3

      Ikr

    • @barbwatkins3676
      @barbwatkins3676 Год назад +12

      Actually he seems to be at nearly every rally. Hope he got paid in advance.

    • @buffstraw2969
      @buffstraw2969 Год назад +7

      Michael the Black Man (born Maurice Woodside), also known as Michael Symonette and Mikael Israel, (born 1959) is an American political figure from Miami. An outspoken supporter of Donald Trump, he is known for appearances at Trump's rallies and is often seen holding a "Blacks for Trump" sign.
      He was one of 16 members of the Nation of Yahweh (part of the Black Hebrew Israelites movement) who was arrested and charged with one count of murder and one count of attempted murder in 1990. He was found not guilty of these charges by a Florida jury in 1992.
      Woodside subsequently became a fervent opponent of the Democratic Party, changed his name to Michael Symonette, and began a career as a musician, before reinventing himself as "Michael the Black Man." He has accused Oprah Winfrey of being the devil, and Barack Obama of being endorsed by the Ku Klux Klan, and says that the Democrats are "the worst thing that ever happened to the black man.”

    • @barbwatkins3676
      @barbwatkins3676 Год назад +7

      @@buffstraw2969. Says it all really. That seems about right for a rabid tRump supporter. Thankyou for the (worrying in so many ways) info.

    • @buffstraw2969
      @buffstraw2969 Год назад +4

      @@barbwatkins3676 Trump really knows all the "best people," doesn't he? 🙄

  • @rogermoore7140
    @rogermoore7140 Год назад

    "Investigation intensifies..." Blind faith.

  • @karenscoville6307
    @karenscoville6307 Год назад

    When you said a Bowling Alley/ Chinese Restaurant it made me remember that at the end of the 1983 movie A Christmas Story there is a Bowling Alley that was turned into a Chinese Restaurant. They took out the "W" and called it Bo Lings or something like that. I can't believe you guys missed that!!!

  • @uneedtherapy42
    @uneedtherapy42 Год назад +136

    I've never wanted something to be true as much as Biden spending a summer being a roadie for Grand Funk Railroad

    • @michellejester9734
      @michellejester9734 Год назад +8

      Well, we can just play make believe and start telling everyone that. That's how they play it in Trump Land!! Just start repeating it to everyone you know like it's a fact. And then double down if anyone questions it

    • @ArtGirl82
      @ArtGirl82 Год назад +7

      Well, he does love a good rail road

  • @coyotegaxiola4281
    @coyotegaxiola4281 Год назад +18

    This was so good, I was genuinely sad when it was over.