IMPOSSIBLE to dislike Steven Seagal after watching this
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- Опубликовано: 2 июн 2024
- Sensei Beefcake shows his soft yet masculine side as he exhibits that he can actually be likeable. These 3 instances are just a small example of why the exalted one, Sensei Peppermint, needs to be displayed before the world. All hail The Great One.
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Alright Seagalians and new converts to Seagalism. Did Papa Seagal win you over with his good samaritan vibes, generosity and prankster nature? You might not love him, but surely you hate him less, right? Right? Thanks for watching my friends. Stay awesome and be good. Peace Legends.
"New COVERTS". Yup, the Stealth Seagalians!! You never see them coming, but you may hear or smell them!!
The few times Sensei can poke fun at his awesome might, he seems like a likable guy. Now we owe him some good p*ssy
This just makes me love him even more, I also think he ate all the stray dogs
I never hated him;
He is 420 lbs. of pure entertainment
Just like some other humans,
He has good and bad about him
Its nice to see both sides,
The Yin and Yang, if you will
Sensei corrected initial post san rendering my initial comment ah not so much. Many apologies san.
I told my husband I was Segalist, he told me to go to the doctor.
You should be filing for divorce.
Well I'm sorry to hear that...
Now, you gotta snatch every muthafucka birthday.
@@guiltytrain3689 😂😂😂
Listen to your hubby
@@anonymousadult BUT -- are you a Seagal-IST or a Seagal-ICist,, the former being an actual fan of the Metoo Toku and the latter a fan of MOCKING the Salami Sensei,, and that's not to impugn on the character or refinement of actual Segle fans,, after all nearly everyone believed in Santa Claus when they were very young and Ultimately all entertainment boils down to wanting to believe...
I have to say that twice I was moved by this video. Firstly, for Lord Seagal to donate 20'000lbs of food to that dog was a really selfless act - he deprived himself of an entire meal. Secondly, Seagal's pronunciation was perfect. As an English guy, I can confirm that is exactly how we say it in Chinese.
"Donated 20k pounds of dog food or something". He's so generous, he doesn't even remember the good deeds he's done, just moves on to the next one.
As a Romanian, I was more concerned about those poor dogs not being traumatized... errr, I mean seagalized by that talking bear staring at them like they were snacks.
Love you content, dude. I genuinely cried laughing.
Thank you my friend 🙏💪
@@senseiseagal1983 Anytime. You rule!
You in Transylvania by chance?
Our sensei's divinity truly knows no bounds, or weight limits
Greatest channel on RUclips. Period. Peace be with you my fellow Seagalians.
Don't forget the channel Space Ice.
@@SangreTarasco Right there with you watched every space ice. Grew up on all those action movies. Let me rephrase. Space Ice and Sensei Seagal are the 2 greatest channels on RUclips period hahaha. Stay safe my fellow Seagalians
As a Pure Seagalian,
I can confirm both of the above comments to be True Facts
Peace Bruvahs ✌🏼
And Long Live this channel 🏆
For all the joy, entertainment, and education it provides to us Seagalians,
It it truly a special channel to be treasured ❤❤❤
With much appreciation and great respect to the man who runzer from Down Under
🙌🏼🙏🏼🙌🏼
Stay awesome my fellow Seagalians
I laughed so hard at the "As we say in China" thing, that surely Sensei has heard me, and has probably dispatched his nearest stuntman from his ivory throne in Vladivostok or Belarus to snatch my birthday, and send me on the great ascension. 😆
I thought he was a black blues singer from Louisiana 😂
@@chileno189 he's all things to all people's of the world ,able to relate to anyone regardless of colour or creed. A true blessing 🙌
@glennmeade2390 He has inspired me. I now identify as a Latino-Russian Mongol.
@@glennmeade2390 🤣 it is so true.
@Brian Saez what blows me away is that according to wickipedia is that his mother is of irish decent ,I'm really surprised he hasn't tried that accent yet , and I'm going to pray that one day he will😅
Idea for your next video: Sensei Seagal Transcending His Race Compilation. I think you might know what I'm talking about.
Hahah. I know what you mean. There's a million things you can focus on with Big Daddy. He is brilliant in so many way. Also, you were very quick on the video.
@@senseiseagal1983 I try to be.
@@senseiseagal1983 Us Seagalians sense whenever a vid of Sensei Sh*t talker is posted
Yay! I'm one of the 380ish ladies watching your videos.
(I have his unopened 2005 energy drink on my shelf in my office 😂)
You, madam, are a true legend. Respect 🤘
Wait, There are actual people that don't love the most high Sensei? Oh, I forgot that Sensei Cream Puff is a spy master.
People think Sensei Poop Stain is fat and out of shape. This couldn't be further from the truth. He has accumulated so much wisdom, his physical body has grown outward.
Lol
Okay, you just proved Seagal can act. Granted most of the time he doesn't act human, but whatever. Thanks for the video.
When the cops raided Sanchez's home, seagal went into a feeding frenzy and ate the 115 chickens and the puppy. They covered it up by saying that the animals had to be put down.
Hanging up the ponytail is priceless.
7:30 I will never not laugh at that fart take! There are so many to choose from, but you chose the perfect, beefy bottom burp to beat all trouser coughs. Huzzah to the sound editor! We, the flatulent few, raise our legs in solidarity and trumpet our allegiance to the channel!
Thanks brav. The audio editor is the same as the video editor and script write. Me 😁🙏🤘
Lmao at this
When Steven Seagal was born, the nurse said “oh my god! It’s Steven Seagal!” Before immediately being seduced by his sweet moves and becoming the 2nd woman he ever slept with.
Give this man his nobel prize already, he's clearly person of the year 1993-2023
l am a follower of the Seagali Lama. His wisdom will live live though the ages.
If you dislike Sensei sixteen piece bucket, well it might could be a illusion.
👏 bravo sir
If you don’t like Seagal you lack culture. Sir Laurence Olivier himself asked Seagal to appear as Richard III at The Old Vic. The only reason Seagal declined is that there is no need in Shakespeare’s play for the crippled King to perform advanced Bullshido.
That advert is unbelievable. How was it possible that they managed to make fun of the Sensei? And that I laughed at it as well? Miraculous.
I feel sorry for the dogs! Even in the ad he couldn’t stay standing and needed to sit down! Lol He trued to trick the kid, as soon as the kid was thinking WT……. “It’s just a joke” …F?? He was soo proud of his acting😂😅 and now there goes his last and final “fan” that he borrowed from his assistant.
What I find incredible is how many ways you find to make fun of sensei see food, Hes on the see food diet he sees food and he eats it.
Applying to be on Sensei's hair painting team. Wish me luck.
You have defeated me with the door commercial. I cannot counter that.
I really need a Russian Dancing Steven Seagal Snow globe.!
I was doing research for a video about the corruption of Sheriff Joe Arpaio, which led me to Smile, Youre Under Arrest, then Lawman, and THAT is how I found your channel. It was an unexpected treasure. I can't watch one. I go on crazy binges every time I stop by.
Thanks legend. You're welcome anytime my friend
Finally I can complete my training and reach final form. Only Steve 'n' Seaguls can train me to be a super saiyan
This just shows how great our lord Seagal is.
Hell yeah my brotha, I’m a girl basking in all this Steven Seagal glory. Thank you for continuing to spread the knowledge of his greatness. ❤️
Dude, I am so glad I found your channel. These have been amazing for a laugh with my morning coffee and while I explore the vastness of RDR2.
you nicknames of segal never gets old
Thanks mate. He inspires me
The horrible thing is: we used to believe, the guy was a legit badass. Fuck the 90s...
An acquaintance of mine still believes. His "fighting style" still looks like Seagal.
He's an asshole to lots of people, but that doesn't mean he's not a skilled martial artist buddy.
If you really think he's fake, feel free to man up and visit his 1st generation students in the United States. People love talking slick online but always get quiet when he's in front of them.
I’ve fallen (back?) in love with the mighty Sensei! How could I have strayed so far?
Years ago i was walking home at night when some punks with knifes came out. I thought i was a goner, but then came Sensei Seagal flopping his arms. Using only 1% of his true mystic Aikido powers degeated them with ease.
Since that faithful day i became a devout follower of Seagalism
We would all have succumbed to horrible fates if it wasn't for the most high Sensei Land Whale.
Stay strong brother.
It was great hearing a clip of Denis Leary’s CD “Asshole”. Also, thanks for reminding us to bag on Seagal. It’s like forgetting to pay before bed. Just keep in mind that Seagal likely tagged that bird and hunted it down later that day.
Ah yes the Doyen of Dumplings , the master of mastication, the lord of lumber punctures ...😊
Wow! This was a deep dive!
I couldn’t help but wish the puppy belonged to John Wick so this all could end once and for all.
🤣🤣🤣 👍
Bro how did Daloc convince Steven Seagal to actually joke about himself? Did they pay him a trillion dollars or what?
nah, they just promised him alot of drugs, women and birthdays to snatch
Awesome video! Thank you! It’s free to smile and I always do watching this channel! Even Sensei can be a good guy once in awhile! Take care.
I love Sensei prankster!! that prank was legit!!
This channel is second 2 none, no backtalk and no excuses!!
Thanks Toni 🙏
Seagal is a master of the ancient art of Bullshiddo.
He was never overly muscular, even in his heyday, but he used to have a decent body, but he gained weight and let himself go, and that has contributed with his downfall. He makes a huge deal about being a tough guy and a martial arts expert, but he’s failed to keep himself fit so that he can be in BETTER movies. Stallone, Arnold, Jean Claud VanDam and even chuck norris has managed to take decent care of themselves and they are of his same age group. Yes people put on weight as they get older because of the slowdown of their metabolism, but you’re supposed to modify your activity exercise and diet in order to be healthy. If he was REALLY serious about being this tough guy karate expert and want to continue doing action movies he’d should at least try to look the role.
Please don't call our Dear Sensei "chubby funster." That's incredibly disrespectful.
Mostly because "the chubby funster" is Ricky Gervais.
Or, as the Great Sensei would say himself: "Hmmmmfhghmmmrrrft. Ss."
Fun fact: True Seagalins know that, if Sensei's "incomprehensible mumblings" (ha, AS IF!) are played backwards as an audio track, you can hear God speaking. Yes, exactly, mind-blowing, right? You can hear Steven Seagal speaking! Truly astounding. You have to squint your ears a bit, though, as it's a little hard to make out what EXACTLY he is saying, but still. Changed my life forever.
Steven ate all 115 chickens...
in one sitting
Love this channel... Even the same clips on repeat never gets old 🎉❤😂
I loved this vid because:
Its nice to see that side of our Great Sensitive Sensai
I appreciate the amount of research and editing to make this one Bruv
Thank you Good Sir 🎩
🏆🏆🏆
Sensei stroganoff, hahaha keep 'em coming, thanks
I can't wait until he tells the story of how he saw a starving baby so he began to breast feed it.
😂
Our great lord seagal is the greats.He has done other wonderful things like snatching birth days.
But he ate all of the f'n cookies. Not cool. Cannot forgive.
All heil The Natural Born Birthday - Snatcher!
Oh.., and thanx 4 the vid, of course 🤪
Either he doesn’t have any real friends or he just doesn’t listen.
Theres something beautiful about making fun of Seagal as a hobby
I saw the "can I pay someone to breath for me?" Quote and lost it. 😂😂
Also his Dog charity makes dogs sound like library books or something 😂
It's been 30 years since Fat Sensei's career crushing appearance on SNL in 1991, as well as the many talk show bombings where he found it necessary to denigrate the careers and talents of the greatest martial arts movie stars. What made him actually "for the first time" use self deprecating humor? It had to be the money. Or maybe a huge all you can eat super buffet. Either way, it was the first sign of redemption for Super Sloth. Only a PPV special with him committing Seppuku, with all proceeds going to orphan puppies...will redeem him.
Small pet's are attracted to him for the same reason small furniture is attracted. His immenseness exerts a gravitational field .
Segal is so great, he can regenerate his hair and keep his flowing locks forever. I`m hoping to learn his secret.
It takes minutes upon minutes to learn the most high Sensei secrets. Stay strong my friend.
Sensei Scripto: Tries not to act in movies. Speaks like he's reading a script in rl.
SenseiSeagal is a humongous hunk of handsome man-meat idolized and envied by all for his acting by not acting, sitting, waddling, running like a girl, dancing, mumbling, singing, guitar playing, movie script writing eloquence and musical excellence. What other action star can make that claim? He is the iconic pinnacle in every aspect of existence. He cannot be harmed. He slaps like a bitch and kicks like a jackass. Omnipotent, benevolent (to much younger women), and irresistibly charming. The total package. A perfect 10.
He's a hunk of some kind of meat. Possibly honey glazed ham.
The random game ads on RUclips are more entertaining than most of Seagal's movies.
Movies? You mean documentaries of the true life of Sensei Cream Puff.
I was at a rave in the early 90s and can confirm Sensai did have a little Asian in him!
I AM CRYING THE WHOLE WAY THRU
A Thousand Thumbs Up MONN
And may Screw Face be successful !
Glad you enjoyed it my friend
That dance and the horse ride ha,ha Gets funnier for every time. Puuuuu tiiiiiin ha,ha
Great vid!! :). Subbed!
Luv from Portugal! 🥰
When does his dance tour begin? Like River Dance. Plus he sings and ppl lays guitar. Master of all. Movies are pure fantasy land
Woke early Saturday morning only to discover this upload. Greatest start to the weekend ever. Might go grab a cookie just to cap it off.
There is a wise saying that you should laugh at people that are rude to you for no apparent reason, and make people laugh that just dislike you right from the jump!
As long as they are laughing, at least they won't look like they hate! 😋
Remember that if you find yourself in the presence of despicable people or people that may despise you, either put in the effort to make them laugh or just make them mad! 😋
BTW, I think that Steven Seagal is too unintentionally funny for anyone hate! 🤣
Now his buddy, Vladamir Putin, might be a different story.🤞🏾
"An angrier, scarier world..... While I sit and roll Krugerrands down my fingers counting the seconds it takes them to reach the bottom...." Klaus Schwab totally NOT a Seagulian
Heheheh ….😂 love it
Cant wait 4 the next one 👌 sensei sunshine 😅
DUDE!!!
My shirts just arrived (formally Killa McKillington), and they are so fucking good.
I got burnt last time I used Etsy, but you've renewed my faith in the platform.
These shirts even smell nice.
The print is perfect too. Last time I bought a shirt from a creator, one of the corners of the print didn't take. Not with my "Bullshido Master" shirts though.
Thanks heaps mate.
Glad to hear it mate. Wear them proudly and spread the good word of Big Daddy. 🙏💪
@@senseiseagal1983 Oh, I love the Channel promotionon the back. I really do. It's what I saw and made me send my first message when I did. It looks really classy, not trashy at all.
Very good way to "spread the word".
I mean it. It looks and feels really professional.
I hope everyone else how subscribed gets one too so we can all wear our uniforms 🙂
Thanks again, Sensei.
I love when segal says Vladimir pooootin
I’m a proud female Seagullist! Seagalist? Segalist….
4:47 that ad was good 🤣
We should meet up in a convent to continue the gospel of Seagal!
Lots of alcohol would be good for the creativity to!
2:17 To be fair at least a hundred chickens die each day just to provide him lunch.
after their eggs have been harvested for Sensei Cookie snatcher's pre lunch cookies
Ok the blood capsule prank was legendary
I'm a big fan of your vids about sensei seagal. They are always a good laugh when needed. Can you please put some context to that scene when Senei rides a horse like Don quixote? That would be hillarious.
6:54 Nod if you are being held against your will
Surely this is a ruse. Just the Sensei sending one of his body doubles out to do good deeds
Thanks!
Thank you kindly my friend 🙏🤘
I dare anyone to dislike the Sensei even BEFORE watching this!
This video was really fun to watch. I wonder how much of his s*** he actually believes About himself.
Can’t believe what I just saw🤣🤣🤣
That Russia dancing clip is just amazing. Truly amazing
l think that is Seagal's "mating dance".
I am now a bird lover!
I love sensai seagal as much as he loves cookies
He snatched every birthday from them chickens
0:59 Two of the greatest people in history.
This is called Seagalism.
I don’t know, without knowing him on a private level, I think he is a cool dude.
I use wood glue instead of super glue to adhere hair to the front of my head. I was so inspired by Séagal and Edward Munster. p.s. Sharpies are great for touchup.
If you use cyanoacryllate, nail polish remover will let you take off the hairpiece. Get the point?
This channel is great and you are almost as great as Budddha Biggie-Size!
Obviously it’s Seagal for president.
All hail the great Lord Cookie Puff and his infinite wisdom.
Steven segal took the chickens and had a barbecue before the cameras got there.
“Animal cruelty” and “Pet peeve” same sentence
How in the hell did he mash up 100 chickens! Do it an absolute beast!
Ah crap the bird was too smal for him to eat.😂🦅
My hunky, hulky hero. Try slagging him off now, you lesser beings.