"I'm a Replenishable Organ Donor "Creepypasta

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Комментарии • 261

  • @aaronayers1873
    @aaronayers1873 3 года назад +301

    Id like to sell my kidneys. Sir. This is the third time this week

    • @BoredPanda69420
      @BoredPanda69420 3 года назад +2

      LMFAOAOAO

    • @slezzykris7135
      @slezzykris7135 3 года назад +5

      *no questions asked, would you like cash or check?*

    • @BunchOManiacs
      @BunchOManiacs 3 года назад +3

      Frr. I'd be in and out of the hospital donating organs six times a week

  • @carlylecorbin7104
    @carlylecorbin7104 3 года назад +98

    These have to be the only people who see regeneration as a bad thing.
    The 'god' was partly right, the family did not use their so-called curse to its full potential.

  • @silverdirtgamer3390
    @silverdirtgamer3390 3 года назад +126

    Honestly this story could’ve been better. Whats the burden? You live a long and healthy life until you die and the only thing you have to do is have kids and let some attractive women bite your hand off? The main character is already virtually immune to pain so whats the big deal?

    • @quranmccoy5884
      @quranmccoy5884 3 года назад +5

      Thank you!
      I was thinking that like the whole time.

    • @RainbowJoJo
      @RainbowJoJo 3 года назад +17

      Took the word right out of my mouth. The whole time I'm like... this is stupid. Why wouldn't you go do adventures like rock climbing, sky diving, deep sea diving...etc. Go sell organs and get rich! Be a super hero! But no they're going to wallow in self pity. Uuuuugh😒

    • @mr.m2914
      @mr.m2914 3 года назад +2

      I would kill for that power

    • @greenwitchinc.1682
      @greenwitchinc.1682 3 года назад +6

      @@mr.m2914 seriously! The most this guy can think to do with his time is wait tables at a restaurant?
      The real crime here is that the god chose the absolute worst human beings to bear this gift. This is hands down the most contrived plot point I have seen in years. 😅

    • @mr.m2914
      @mr.m2914 3 года назад +4

      @@greenwitchinc.1682 my thoughts exactly. I usually have more to say about these things but I was kind of in a rush.

  • @atlas6538
    @atlas6538 3 года назад +114

    Imagine how much money they could make selling organs

  • @DemxnTheyThem
    @DemxnTheyThem 3 года назад +97

    I'm disappointed that none of the previous descendants took this "curse" as an opportunity to help those in need (rather than using their gift for criminal activity or being in a constant state of intoxication).

    • @greenwitchinc.1682
      @greenwitchinc.1682 3 года назад +23

      Yeah. She gave this gift to the most selfish family on earth.

    • @silverdirtgamer3390
      @silverdirtgamer3390 3 года назад +21

      @@greenwitchinc.1682 and the dumbest. Why would you make a promise to a god with no intent to fulfill it

    • @greenwitchinc.1682
      @greenwitchinc.1682 3 года назад +19

      @@silverdirtgamer3390 Lol! For real... Although I could picture some humans being dumb enough to do that.
      But seriously. These guys got the hook up. They didn't even get betrayed by the Deity or anything... It's ironic that "they" are the ones who did the betraying.
      I kept waiting for the punchline where we found out why all these dudes are sadboys. I had to laugh when I realized there wasn't one... If you're basically temporarily immortal you could do the craziest shit. I would go GTA on all the world's leaders. I would overthrow empires... Instead, this dude is being a sadboy, and waiting tables at a restaurant. Lol!

    • @quranmccoy5884
      @quranmccoy5884 3 года назад +5

      @@greenwitchinc.1682 fax what a waste of an OP power

    • @greenwitchinc.1682
      @greenwitchinc.1682 3 года назад +6

      @@quranmccoy5884 Lol! I can imagine the Protagonist drunkenly whining to some girl at a bar.-
      "I'm cursed to never get sick!"
      And girl looking at him like he's suddenly grown two heads.

  • @rodClark717
    @rodClark717 3 года назад +130

    Alternate title: An Elder God Thinks I Look Like a Snack.

  • @emilysigmund1255
    @emilysigmund1255 3 года назад +148

    I'm not understanding how the main character or his relatives found their situation torturous. They can't die young... why is that a bad thing...? They'll see a hundred in good health. That sounds like something most of us hold up as an ideal.

    • @millieandskyeagility6752
      @millieandskyeagility6752 3 года назад +5

      I would hate it, at some point life would just get dull

    • @djdarkwoosh
      @djdarkwoosh 3 года назад +29

      @@millieandskyeagility6752 Good thing the reup with her included "I will let you die when you want to". It really doesn't seem like a bad deal... He is immune to pain since he was young, can regenerate and live indefinitely and die when he wants as long as he has a descendent.

    • @emilysigmund1255
      @emilysigmund1255 3 года назад +14

      @@djdarkwoosh Sounds Dope. When can I sign up?

    • @greenwitchinc.1682
      @greenwitchinc.1682 3 года назад +28

      @@millieandskyeagility6752 Dude what? Life would get dull if you couldn't get sick?

    • @pingdragonify
      @pingdragonify 3 года назад +25

      @@millieandskyeagility6752 No need waste money on insurance or hospital fees, free money by selling and regrowing organs, can enjoy high risk activities without worry, etc. U basically a goddamn comic book hero. How tf is that dull?

  • @ceejno7861
    @ceejno7861 3 года назад +116

    What a strange thing to see as a curse, lol. This may be the first time I've heard of someone drinking himself stupid because his kid got hit by a car and DIDN'T die.

    • @symphony-of-the-mint2008
      @symphony-of-the-mint2008 3 года назад +5

      Yet, you'll get to see most of everyone you love die before you, and you'll likely have to endure excruciating illnesses and injuries that would normally kill you, *and* put up with what goes on in the world every day. Is that not truly Hell?

    • @kirakaffee9976
      @kirakaffee9976 3 года назад +30

      @@symphony-of-the-mint2008 "free of illness" was part of the deal and every injury heals within minutes to a day. ooh what a misery 🙄

    • @damemeplug5062
      @damemeplug5062 3 года назад

      Are you aqil its L1L happy

    • @GeminiHiro009
      @GeminiHiro009 3 года назад +9

      I honestly couldnt even finish the story because of this one detail at the beggining i was too annoyed with howbthe story started and i was tryna go to bed so that didnt help

    • @greenwitchinc.1682
      @greenwitchinc.1682 3 года назад +6

      Yeah. I don't normally say this. But this was DUMB.

  • @ThisIsJessPaul
    @ThisIsJessPaul 3 года назад +17

    The writer didn't really drive home why the ability is so torturous. I get the general turmoil of living forever, but they act like living a normal life (in which we all try NOT to die everyday) is in itself painful. They're not even alive and in pain or disabled or deformed, so what is the big problem?

  • @WokeandProud
    @WokeandProud 3 года назад +250

    Um this sounds like a fucking awesome ability not a curse lol.

    • @cearal-EAT-cearal7647
      @cearal-EAT-cearal7647 3 года назад +17

      I think I'm missing a lung... Okay if I take yours?

    • @mooncat429
      @mooncat429 3 года назад +40

      Depends if the underground founds out about it u will be locked away somewhere secret never to see the light of day every again unless u put urself under the governments watch with multiple trackers in you...

    • @cearal-EAT-cearal7647
      @cearal-EAT-cearal7647 3 года назад +1

      @@mooncat429 I was joking😑

    • @dressedmaniac
      @dressedmaniac 3 года назад +18

      @@cearal-EAT-cearal7647
      I don't think they were responding to you.

    • @symphony-of-the-mint2008
      @symphony-of-the-mint2008 3 года назад +6

      You need to understand what it would be like in the place of someone who hates their life and believes it *is* Hell, and that death is the only relief they'll get. I mean, you really don't now that I think about it. Seeing everyone else die before you, having to endure excruciating illnesses and injuries that would normally kill you; that'd absolutely suck. Itd be a curse for me, I know that.

  • @900bobby900
    @900bobby900 3 года назад +42

    If MC cut his head off, will it regenerate too? Would the head regen, or would the body regen? What if both do? It's like cloning or sea stars

    • @chronocorvus7886
      @chronocorvus7886 3 года назад +6

      Reminds me of flat worms

    • @Kruhee
      @Kruhee 3 года назад +16

      Honestly, this sounds like a much more fun story lol. Something like, "I lost my head in a workplace accident and FILL IN THE BLANK."

    • @kobe69420
      @kobe69420 3 года назад +4

      .....
      .....
      Yes .....

    • @RobertMcBride-is-cool
      @RobertMcBride-is-cool 3 года назад +6

      @@Kruhee "I lost my head in a workplace accident, and now there are two of me."

  • @braechaldea2450
    @braechaldea2450 3 года назад +10

    Using the near endless amount of blood you can produce, if type 0-, could end the blood shortage
    Using the infinite regen of Organs, the huge waiting list would be radically shrunk
    It's only a Curse if you say it is, Semi-Immortality is wasted on most shmucks

  • @azrael3758
    @azrael3758 3 года назад +20

    All I can think is how many kids I can save with this gift.

  • @slkneonhare1019
    @slkneonhare1019 3 года назад +42

    My guys ripped out his own heart I felt that

    • @slkneonhare1019
      @slkneonhare1019 3 года назад

      @Manly Man ikr it's literally the story of my life

  • @JoeSmith-sl9bq
    @JoeSmith-sl9bq 3 года назад +74

    The horrible curse of regenerating any wound as opposed to being crippled and disfigured for life? Dumb story

    • @h.plovecat4307
      @h.plovecat4307 3 года назад +4

      Now imagine being a cow that can do that. Yeah I'd rather die.

    • @damemeplug5062
      @damemeplug5062 3 года назад

      Are you aqil its L1L happy

    • @yaboikungpowfuckfinger7697
      @yaboikungpowfuckfinger7697 3 года назад

      Imagine being unable to experience injury or death. It would get pretty tiring and quite honestly, I can easily see why one would view it as a curse. Slowly waiting to wither away. Unable to end on your terms. Unable to end it after you’ve had enough. You are forced to watch everyone you know die around you, everyone else live a fulfilling life and the ability for it to come to an end. Being forced to drag on, long after you’ve lost the ability to do anything. You must spend your days sad and alone, unable to enjoy anything...

    • @GeminiHiro009
      @GeminiHiro009 3 года назад +1

      @@yaboikungpowfuckfinger7697 well guess what his dad died soooooooo how did that happen? Wasnt the dad the same as him?

    • @Kami-mq8sl
      @Kami-mq8sl 3 года назад +14

      @@yaboikungpowfuckfinger7697 emm, isn't that what all humans have to endure? Only difference is that this family is 'doomed to grow old but stay healthy till the day they die'
      Such a curse.
      If it was complete immortality i would understand it, but they just grow old

  • @sasunouchiha1400
    @sasunouchiha1400 3 года назад +8

    My son didn't die I'm so sorry son I'm so sorry. That shit is backwards man lmao

  • @GeminiHiro009
    @GeminiHiro009 3 года назад +13

    First of all if his dad knew what was gonna happen why did they take him to a hospital in the first place. Already kinda hate this story

    • @Kruhee
      @Kruhee 3 года назад +6

      I kinda hated this story for a lot of reasons but I don't even THINK about this one. You have a good point, why did he? Maybe it was hopefully thinking... But, IDK, seems dumb to me.

    • @amazingdollart4676
      @amazingdollart4676 3 года назад +2

      Why was he upset his son didn't die

  • @sauluspaulus
    @sauluspaulus 3 года назад +5

    I like the writing but the story makes no sense... it acts as if it was something terrible to be unaffected by injury which makes no sense... if these guys just get some mental therapy they would basically be demigods ^^...

  • @dannyjohnabbott
    @dannyjohnabbott 3 года назад +13

    I feel like if the author said at the start the curse is immortality but not feeling pain hunger pleasure ect. Would be better explain why it doesn't seem bad to cut your heart out or have your hand eaten

    • @nyaa3446
      @nyaa3446 3 года назад +7

      Honestly. This story felt half done

  • @-Unlimited-
    @-Unlimited- 3 года назад +99

    He's got the Regeneration Effect

    • @Dolphin_Wooo
      @Dolphin_Wooo 3 года назад

      permanent regeneration

    • @damemeplug5062
      @damemeplug5062 3 года назад

      Are you aqil its L1L happy

    • @kesawniekeddo1852
      @kesawniekeddo1852 3 года назад

      He got himself some hashirama cells

    • @s-zz
      @s-zz 3 года назад +2

      @@kesawniekeddo1852 Or deadpool or Sato from Ajin.

    • @all_spacedout
      @all_spacedout 3 года назад

      My guy just needs to drink milk smh not that hard

  • @bizzyizzy9526
    @bizzyizzy9526 3 года назад +57

    But that's actually a good thing imagine how many lives the MC can save 🤔

    • @GreenPoint_one
      @GreenPoint_one 3 года назад +17

      Imagine being hold hostage and harvested for money, you get nothing

    • @cearal-EAT-cearal7647
      @cearal-EAT-cearal7647 3 года назад

      @@GreenPoint_one nice*

    • @erikmckoul2478
      @erikmckoul2478 3 года назад +2

      @@GreenPoint_one That would happen if certain people caught you that is quite scary.

    • @nataliej.3579
      @nataliej.3579 3 года назад

      @@GreenPoint_one *held, but good point

    • @GreenPoint_one
      @GreenPoint_one 3 года назад +1

      @@nataliej.3579 yeah sorry, english is my secondary language

  • @raven_atha1650
    @raven_atha1650 3 года назад +39

    It's been a while since I came back to this channel. But the title caught my interest. I have to listen to this 🎶

  • @g1rldraco7
    @g1rldraco7 3 года назад +10

    Hmmmmmm I don't see how it's a curse

  • @EvergreenElvish
    @EvergreenElvish 3 года назад +6

    he even said he didn't feel the pain after a while :O that's so op and they are wasting it

  • @fire_rises
    @fire_rises 3 года назад +8

    This was a poorly written story. The whole premise is unconvincing. The author didn't explain why being effectively immortal was a "curse". You still get to die, you just have invulnerability until then.
    Why would the dad lose his shit over his son not dying?
    Doesnt make sense

  • @fnv9478
    @fnv9478 3 года назад +12

    The infographics show just uploaded something similar
    I think RUclips is trying to tell me something

  • @marybeasley6432
    @marybeasley6432 3 года назад +14

    He and his family see long life as a curse. So why is he apologizing? They will life exactly like the other 7 billion of us do. They won't know of anything. So whats the apology for? It makes the story redundant. Lovely narration though as usual.

  • @Duskblade295
    @Duskblade295 3 года назад +35

    I wanna hear more about this god and the others in this narrative. This was amazing. Also the MC could capitalize on this with going to the doctors and constantly being an organ donor and could also strike a deal with the government to get paid for doing so ensuring a better life for his descendants as well as making the world a bit better as a result.

    • @rebeccawhite3731
      @rebeccawhite3731 3 года назад +4

      Eh, I wouldnt go the government route since they'd probably try and experiment on him/his kids. And I think he HAD to have kids in order to kill himself so if he doesnt have them then hell just be stuck wherever forever. I'd try to the the off the grid method first

  • @BlackBinderGames
    @BlackBinderGames 3 года назад +11

    Im sorry but this is incredibly stupid.
    In what way was this a curse?

    • @rebeccawhite3731
      @rebeccawhite3731 3 года назад

      Same, like is the fact that they cant kill themselves/die unaturally really causing that much mental anguish? Or is it the visions of the woman?
      The author made it seem like the woman never interacted directly with the other members of his family, so they weren't even offered the same deal and didnt have any part of them consumed. Maybe they had other issues or something that made them really want to die? I guess theres the whole existential crisis of her very existence and thier role in it but, idk it just seems off in a wierd way somehow

  • @dogofwar6769
    @dogofwar6769 3 года назад +5

    So... what you're telling me I could take a load of hard narcotics, not die from it, _and_ get to spite an any annoying elder-god? :D

  • @Eldagusto
    @Eldagusto 3 года назад +7

    He got off Easy for one of these
    Stories the bargain was in good faith

  • @slimastralhustla8277
    @slimastralhustla8277 3 года назад +4

    lol just a bunch of Deadpool’s waiting to happen but great narrating as usual! :))

  • @JimmmyRaynor
    @JimmmyRaynor 3 года назад +3

    perfect health is a "defect" lol ok

  • @sumbluevods
    @sumbluevods 3 года назад +4

    Oh no! My son survived his accident! What a cursed existence! Better go drink and ignore my wife and kid.

  • @TheChrisLeone
    @TheChrisLeone 3 года назад +2

    Organs that don't fail due to drug use? Guess I don't have to stay clean anymore

  • @nitrocharge2404
    @nitrocharge2404 3 года назад +3

    The amount of profit from that must be absurd

  • @PageProfile
    @PageProfile 3 года назад +4

    I'm anticipating big horror, and coming from Creeps it should be well anticipated.
    Edit: I wasn't disappointed 😁

  • @joshthompson1956
    @joshthompson1956 3 года назад +4

    Boo hoo I 😢 i can't die until I'm old

  • @rope435
    @rope435 2 года назад +2

    This story has a good concept, but the execution is abysmal. There is no real downside to the "curse" making the constant whinging of the main character a bit laughable.

  • @aceofnone899
    @aceofnone899 3 года назад +5

    I knew the lady was gonna be an eater from the beggining

  • @cæci-o
    @cæci-o 3 года назад +4

    The worst horror story:
    Creeps not being able to narrate

  • @jakeflane2218
    @jakeflane2218 3 года назад +2

    Oh no I'm invincible...

  • @Oceanblue_Art_
    @Oceanblue_Art_ 3 года назад +2

    I happened to have donated plasma for the first time today
    Coincidences like this are proof that the gods are taunting me

  • @seancarter8396
    @seancarter8396 3 года назад +2

    This was pretty whiny... I also found it unlikely that not one of the descendants enjoyed it.

  • @amazingdollart4676
    @amazingdollart4676 3 года назад +2

    And why is that a problem? Dude is mad he can't die in his early 20s or what?

  • @mercedesmoon13
    @mercedesmoon13 3 года назад +1

    I mean why not take advantage of how much money you could make by selling your organs so you could help out other people

  • @TheFox517
    @TheFox517 3 года назад +2

    So many deadpools... that cannot end well...

  • @corruptpolitician4533
    @corruptpolitician4533 3 года назад +5

    Excited for this one

  • @hamiltonsledge7151
    @hamiltonsledge7151 3 года назад +1

    Story didnt make any sense. Who wouldnt kill to live a full life without sickness or injury guaranteed? How is it a punishment? And with those 2 questions where is the horror? Youve done better my man. Thanks for the regular stories though👍

  • @begoneththotticus2813
    @begoneththotticus2813 3 года назад +1

    I dunno if I missed anything on the Elder God lady, but if she was upset that they didn't give her all the flesh and organs she needs when she needs it, can't she go find some random cultists in the world or multiple groups and present herself as their diety? Since she can give out the gift to willing people and those people can manipulate future family members wouldn't that seem like an endless source without all of the trouble?

  • @godbutbased6863
    @godbutbased6863 3 года назад +2

    ‘Im a replenishable sperm donor’

  • @ftwjoseph7660
    @ftwjoseph7660 3 года назад +1

    I’d have the greatest urge to just donate my sperm 100 times and wait till I see super hero popping up on the news everywhere 20 years later

  • @daisyshields8342
    @daisyshields8342 3 года назад +1

    6AM, can't sleep, sees this video. Fuck it ; passes out

  • @alexautum
    @alexautum 3 года назад +7

    Yeah? So was Prometheus. You're not special.

  • @casperl.3891
    @casperl.3891 3 года назад +1

    One of my organs grows back when it gets damaged too;
    My skin.

  • @potatecho
    @potatecho 3 года назад +2

    Very generic story.

  • @cerilkaalin7364
    @cerilkaalin7364 3 года назад +2

    Yes, you can make a lot of money by giving away your organs. But, what if it doesn't work for everyone? They may have different builds than ya, or their body may not work together with the new organ replacement. Maybe it'll fail at some point. Also, maybe someone would kidnap MC to sell their organs infinitely, and possibly torture them since they may not have the experience or items to safely do the procedure. Yes, I am overthinking this--

    • @Kruhee
      @Kruhee 3 года назад +2

      Maybe their organs don't work for normal humans but what's stopping the MC from becoming a firefighter, or something where they msy get hurt but it could still help people? Sounds more productive than drinking bleach IMO. It really feels like the story missed some sort of explanation it really needed.

  • @lomikappa5341
    @lomikappa5341 3 года назад +1

    Man really put keep inventory on

  • @asxxdm
    @asxxdm 3 года назад +3

    when you sell more than 1 kidney
    FBI would like to know your location

    • @Kruhee
      @Kruhee 3 года назад +1

      TBF, you sell ONE kidney and FBI would like to know your location lol

    • @asxxdm
      @asxxdm 3 года назад +1

      @@Kruhee they alreaady know your location tbf x2

  • @itburnswhenip671
    @itburnswhenip671 3 года назад +1

    Man’a just built different

  • @zencloud5766
    @zencloud5766 3 года назад +2

    Now I want a part 2 dammn this one was good

  • @brealogan326
    @brealogan326 3 года назад +1

    Where are the scary stories?

  • @f1r356
    @f1r356 3 года назад +1

    Where can I sign up man

  • @jamesmayle4712
    @jamesmayle4712 3 года назад

    So, have you thought about where you're spending the rest of eternity? I'm sure you know heaven/hell are ideas, but what if I told you They're real? In fact they are. You see humans are like potted plants. Ever since the he fall we've becomes the ones that choose witch seeds get planted. We justify little sins, because we can rationalize them. But those sins seep in our souls like tea. It slowly taints our essence, until we're justifying worse and worse sins. Those sin seeds grow into weeds that blind us to the Truth. We see others doing worse, so we rationalize that we're still good people. But those seeds always bloom into evil we cannot control. Then we become monsters. Most people don't want to be evil, so we prune ourselves. However, once we die we continue to grow. This is why Hell exists. God cannot allow bad plants into Heaven, we'd destroy it. That's why he gives us this life on Earth, to better our relationship with him, so that he can kill those wicked weeds. This only happens with the blood of Jesus Christ, and can only be gotten though our own free will. You need to forgive your parents, we all have problems with them, don't lie. It's a representation of or problems with God. To be forgiven we must forgive. Everyone, but your parents especially. After that, brake down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read the Bible. God will enlighten you to so much after that. It will literally be like seeing for the first time. There's so much going on beneath the surface layer of reality, but you can't be taught, only learn. Reading the Bible will actually be fun at this stage, I know that sounds impossible, but it is true. God has given us so much truth, so many promises, you'll delight in learning them. Plus he'll shower you in great blessings. True joy, inner peace, love, fulfillment, etc. It all lies in service to the Lord. There truly is no greater happiness. I hope you get the message. Bless you

  • @Robin93k
    @Robin93k 3 года назад

    Honestly the worst story I beard on this channel...
    This family is so fucking ungrateful!
    It is a GIFT! But they didn't have the brain capacity to use it.
    They were always in perfect bodily condition without being cursed with immortality.
    This is considerably the best regeneration ability ever.

  • @George-w8p1d
    @George-w8p1d Год назад

    It will probably 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @deinonychusben
    @deinonychusben 3 года назад +1

    Flee your masters, Shoggoth.

  • @LordNelson6
    @LordNelson6 3 года назад

    Wait wait wait if he donated an organ to someone would that mean they would become immortal?!
    Like bc if the part of the women is in him, then when the person gets a kidney its in them too!!

  • @peterthor9940
    @peterthor9940 3 года назад

    Author is stupid. Does he realize he's has Deadpool's powers. So easy to byepass the old aging parts with prosthetics or even other organ donations. Hell if he wanted to he would just rip his whole skin off and a completely new set of skin would regen with new skin cells.

  • @JustinMF11
    @JustinMF11 3 года назад +2

    One of my least favorite ones.

  • @eric63377
    @eric63377 3 года назад +1

    If I was in this guys position 🤔. I would need quite a bit of persuading from this Red head if you know what I mean😯😎.

  • @upomamoitro2999
    @upomamoitro2999 3 года назад

    He should have joined the league of justice....he had the power that all villains dream of....he could have become an superhero to the world.. And he took it as a curse, like seriously?

  • @grimsgraveyard3598
    @grimsgraveyard3598 3 года назад

    Wasted potential man she just said that God exists or our God or whatever they created humanity. why not make it part of the deal you want to meet God and ask him and why he allows things like her to do the things that she does before you make a deal with her.

  • @earndoggy
    @earndoggy 2 года назад

    And all this cracking of bones and chewing of hands is happening in a restaurant and nobody else notices?

  • @horriblebadwolf
    @horriblebadwolf 3 года назад +1

    He would be a good assassin or can be looked like a god

  • @notusgodwind4512
    @notusgodwind4512 3 года назад

    Hmmm I'm odd...I would ask for something more grand

  • @chubbsboss2182
    @chubbsboss2182 3 года назад +1

    Thumbnail bout to make me act up😤😤😤😤😤😤

  • @cornzzn
    @cornzzn 2 года назад

    ok hold on, that part with the kid and his dad in the bathroom got me tearing up.. hit home way too hard

  • @Superfan109
    @Superfan109 3 года назад +1

    A creature that can regrow organs??? That’s insane...

  • @ThatOneDude248
    @ThatOneDude248 2 года назад

    Literally the perfect opportunity to become Deadpool and no one took it😩

  • @cznyeet6818
    @cznyeet6818 3 года назад

    Hey this is like that Greek guy Zeus punished minus the bird

  • @sonnadux1242
    @sonnadux1242 3 года назад

    This guy seems like connor from the scp confinement

  • @Luna_Spiritus
    @Luna_Spiritus 3 года назад

    Yes. Because existing only to be eaten isn't torture.

  • @Septerracos
    @Septerracos 3 года назад

    Where did the donation money go to, Lebowski?

  • @CoralineBassJones
    @CoralineBassJones 3 года назад +1

    Thank you for new pasta!

  • @gameporn9416
    @gameporn9416 3 года назад

    Thumbs dowwwwwwn! This is not a curse.

  • @raphmine5628
    @raphmine5628 3 года назад

    Regeneration 3, health boost 5.

  • @Jiian
    @Jiian Год назад

    Holy shit I want that curse.

  • @skylarhylian985
    @skylarhylian985 3 года назад

    They should join the army

  • @lunamoona4920
    @lunamoona4920 3 года назад

    She reminds me of the Morigan

  • @ebob4177
    @ebob4177 3 года назад

    A CURSE HOW??!

  • @JN-ez8ti
    @JN-ez8ti 3 года назад

    Story sucks

  • @houseofexploration8803
    @houseofexploration8803 3 года назад

    no pain no gain

  • @rebecca-lynntally1673
    @rebecca-lynntally1673 3 года назад

    😂 the only thing she can sustain on is human flesh. heck is she not just eating a different God for?

  • @ElfMaidWithInternet
    @ElfMaidWithInternet 3 года назад

    Couldn't the wolverine constantly donate his organs?

  • @yourfreakreation1790
    @yourfreakreation1790 3 года назад

    At first when I looked at the thumbnail I thought the monster in it was giving me the finger

  • @mcdongle8752
    @mcdongle8752 3 года назад

    Wack

  • @aceiredale4296
    @aceiredale4296 3 года назад

    I wanna be early but there's no way I'd want to wake up at 8AM on a Saturday 😂

  • @eee.e.eeee.5115
    @eee.e.eeee.5115 3 года назад

    been watching for years keep it up man!!

  • @thomaswburkhart
    @thomaswburkhart 3 года назад +1

    yuhhh