Alex was definitely made for the gays. He just exudes overcompensating, slightly traumatized, mid to late-90s bisexual and I'm not about to just ignore those repressed emotions 👀
He doesn’t. He drinks occasionally but he’s now into gaming. You won’t see him drink in the corner of the bar anymore. You now see him at the arcade. He drinks Joja cola instead… which may be worse considering how the newest brand turns you blue.
@@snapple5950it's just his room is why I won't marry him. It's dirty and absolutely trashed like? Damn dude I thought you were doing better for yourself you're still living like this???
Listen, harvey has two main demographics. People who like DILFS, and people who want a well adjusted adult for a spouse who actually loves you and will say it each day.
SAME I talked to him every day just to annoy him and once gave him a hot pepper thinking he'd hate it and when I got a heart event I was like "oh shit- HES DEPRESSED" and I felt so bad☹️
I just found that he's the easiest to romance from my experience. Usually I just have to buy a beer from the saloon and give it to him. (I haven't made it to the summer time yet so no peppers on hand for now 😅)
@@guts4436 lmao poor harvey, everybody goes to check up *once a year* and maybe here and there for a particularly bad ache the farmer might just be harvey's best income source but still, with every death we give him 1000g... equal to him eating 5 salads
Harvey is a grown man with a reliable job and life insurance. Meanwhile I routinely pass out in random places at two am and throw myself into the mines with reckless disregard for my life and he fixes me up every time without judgement, just asking me to be more careful and to take financial accountability for my poor health choices. Fair is fair I think. Edit: wow, I’m not used to this much attention. Thanks y’all.
me mixing up leah and robin bc they are literally the same person but somehow i liked robin more until the first time i actually went to her house to buy/upgrade my farm and met the whole family 😭
The first time I made a new save, when I met Robin in the first cutscene, I knew I wanted to date her. So I visited her cabin and... her husband greeted me 🥲
... Penny is an absolute sweetheart that deserves a Disney princess ending. She's not a mommy fetish. She'd simply be a good mom. Also Emily is responsible and sure she's a hippie mysticism girl, but hey, that shit is factually true in the game, plus, she gave me bagasse boots.
I don't see the mommy fetish personally. I just felt for her unfortunate situation with her mother and respected her desire to help others despite the shit hand she was dealt. She's definitely my favorite.
Honestly that was my mentality too. She’s a kind, caring woman who deserves better. Not in my top three, but my first and third picks are married and the second is a SVE character so she wins by default.
I DID NOT FELT THAT MARRYING HIM. everyday EVERYDAY hes like i need time alone which is ok king go get your space and boundaries BUT EVERYDAY? i had this dialogue like4 times in a row took two days rest then its there again. like you dont have to accept my marriage proposal
@@RegstarRogstarI've had that dialogue option with him like once a week at it's most frequent, the vast majority of the time he's helping around the farm, doing his own thing, or just generally vibing.
Counterpoint: Abigail's hair apparently has turned purple permanently at some point. If you marry her, she'll occasionally mention that she can't remember the last time she dyed her hair.
@@goldenegg8of100 While that IS likely the case, I was just saying that chances are high that your pillowcases would not be smothered in purple, since she no longer dyes her hair.
What can I say, Sam is a dork, yes, but also he’s a human ray of sunshine, a bit naive but still it’s MY ray of sunshine with a heart of gold and I love this guy for it. Also he’s good with kids and does something on a farm basically everyday 🤷 On the other side Sebastian is pretty much a manifestation of my persona in this game, the only difference is - he’s a guy and with different color palette. After marriage he becomes a cinnamon roll.
You can fix him though!! His 14 heart event is him telling you he’s been sobering up. These people just have never played with him before, don’t listen to em
I tried to bully Shane with hot peppers and a salad, but then he liked them. I may not be able to fix him, but I'm impressed by his inability to be mocked.
Sebastian is just so so so cute and you cannot change me Nothing can explain how much I am obsessed with Sebastian. I watched this video just for Sebastian.
There are two types of people in this world: People who see Hailey as rude, snarky, and arrogant People who see rude, snarky, and arrogant, and as a result give their heart and soul to her
everyone has such deep reasons for choosing their spouse. i just saw a cute man with long hair and gave him so many lobsters because i love fishing and fishing-adjacent activities
YES! EXACTLY! I SAW PRETTY LONG HAIRED MAN AND NOW HAVE A MILLION CRAB POTS ON MY FARM (which is the beach one btw because that is the only correct option /j)
I started going for Elliot because he's the only bachelor who doesn't look like a kid or is a drunk asshole or just talks about health all the time and nothing else. In another save file I wanted to go for Emily because she seems precious to me. Another interesting option would have been Maru because she's cool and a scientist (and she dresses like Waluigi lol) but I don't see her too often on my daily routes so I don't talk to her as often.
;-; I just wanted to get Sebastian out of that basement. He wanted a window, Robin. WHere’s his WIndow, RObin?? Oh, in the farmer’s house, of course it is
@@ikuyatakaoru2976 You’re not wrong, I love our frog children. And his adorable dorky behavior. But the main issue was that fire hazard of a room. Stay with me Sebby, you’ll have all the windows you could ever want
Literally, but also in that same way is almost like a realization of the fantasy because if you keep interacting with him and giving him gifts when you do see him then you get to be married to him and see him almost every day
Ok so I know Shane can’t be fixed, but the poor man has gone through so much and the way he speaks make me so sad! I need to show him he is worthy of love aswell, I wanna see him be happy damn it!😭
You know people be sleeping on Emily but she is one of the few marriage candidates that doesn't go through a personality change due to her interactions with the player character. She is in a place in her life where she is happy and loves herself and the world around her. She is literally bringing the farmer into her World and that's why I love her
YOU! You get it! Even before she was a marriage candidate I wanted to be friends with her because I just looked at her and went “you are on a different wavelength, and I think I would like to be on the same one for a while.”
"Youre a white gay" im actually a mixed bi and made it my mission to make HIM gay the moment he said he wished there were more girls in pelican town. Girl im infecting him.
NOOO BUT ALEX TRIED TO REDEEM HIMSELF AND HE’S SO SWEETT “If I ever become rich, I’ll take care of all my friends and family. That’s includes you, too.” MY HEART MELTS EVERY GOD DAMN TIME
ngl if he's mean to me when the game starts and he sits in between two very important trash cans I pass by everyday, he's just not worth it honey, the occasional cookies worth more than alex
I love Sebastian with all my heart. This sweet man gave up his shitty sleep schedule so he would be up before me at 6AM to make me coffee or breakfast or do some of the farm work! And his frogs!
Sebastian destroyed my chest where I had kept all my fish in as I was waiting to get fishing level 5 before selling them,there were a ton of fish,I got them back, but not before making a new chest,so I hate sebastian with my whole being
I agree I absolutely love him! However trying to gain hearts with the towns people to get achievements, I had a rare occurrence where Sebastian got mad at me. It was terrible like I woke up and he was still in bed and when I talked to him he was like "I thought about making you breakfast but I changed my mind >:(" and then stayed in bed all day. I was like😨 what did I do wrong???? I literally felt so bad about it for a while, like the chances of getting it are small so why me I always talk to him and give him giftssss I would never do something purposefully to make him mad😭
The Penny and Emily slander will not be tolerated. Penny is a responsible person who didn't had a good childhood and wants her children to have the life she couldn't have. Emily is simply really nice and kind AND has weirds ass power or som I love it.
i thought willy was a bachelor at first then i got really upset when my friend told me he wasn't :( Willy just seems like he would be a really adorable husband ngl. I also dont remember my original reason why, I think its because i thought he was younger.
Elliott looks like a grown man, whom also just loves the world of words and aesthetics. He adds a lovely looking room to the home and is sort of silly. I’m way too wealthy to need him to do anything but sort of watch the kid.
I am the one who smothered my pillowcase in purple so it’s only fair me and Abigail get together to reduce the harm to pillowcases. As for Sebastian…you didn’t need to call me out like that.
@@aslilyum On god. Like they completely ignore the whole part where he quite literally gets his shit together. He quits drinking -Ik he apparently relapses if you romance him but still-, he gets a therapist, homie even starts thinking about the future again. Shane's whole story kinda hits hard for me in some ways, so I always go out of my way to get him to 8 hearts no matter what
I picked Elliott and you are completely correct I also like pretty boys with brains but that have himbo energy somehow (man sits outside trying to have a butterfly land on his nose while it’s snowing)
Elliott is for three types of people: 1) Gay men 2) The bi women who weren’t all that into men until the romantic with pretty hair showed up 3) Older straight women
Honestly, I'm not even going to try and deny the allegations on Leah. The moment she stood on business during her 10-Heart event, I immediately went, "Yup! I chose right."
Listen, Shane may not be perfect but when I talk to him in the morning and he says, "Meggie we're gonna have a baby soon" that face of his melts my heart.
@@austinsimpson2373 like, being attached to people you know well but they don't know you, if I recall correctly... Like, kind of like following a RUclips personality or group and feeling like you know them and such, with full knowledge that to them you're one in a million. Like since I moved listening to Drawfee has been very helpful to combat loneliness from moving because they feel like a friend group which I no longer have.
@@danielled8665 my understanding is quite close with your explanation, but taken a step further, like you're in love and think that they're your girlfriend/boyfriend, while they just think of you as a fan. I had to read the difference between being a fan and being in a parasocial relationship, in case I mixed up the two.
How could you not like Harvey? He has very easy gifts, actually has a life (I feel like all the other bachelors never do anything once you marry them), is genuinely caring throughout the entire relationship and doesn’t feel fake and sappy after marriage (I swear all the other bachelor’s personalities changed after marriage), he’s an adorable nerd, and he can cook! Plus, the mods you can get for him are so wholesome! Harv works long and hard and yet still has something lovely to say to you at the end of the day!
Marrying Alex as a girl farmer is boring and basic (no offence to anyone, do what you like) but marrying him as a boy farmer adds another layer to it. George is homophobic (unless you have 10 hearts with him) and Alex seems like he would have internalized homophobia.
@@phoney2627 Alex having internalized homophobia makes so much sense omg I always thought that he acted a little off, specially because of the way he apologizes for being rude to the farmer at first like he didn't mean it at all to start with, he just looks like he's trying so hard to be cool and confident and that's why at first he seems to be rude and then you realize he is actually a pretty good person It also would explain why I always felt like I related to him in certain way. I have internalized homophobia myself (still working on it) Now I have a new headcanon
In Harvey’s defense, he may be a doctor, but he’s a doctor in some small town which seems to only get visitors for the night market and the fall festival thing.
I may not be able to fix Shane, but I CAN project onto him and then use my affection for him as roundabout self-affirmation and validation, and by god you can pry that from my cold dead hands.
I love Shane. He feels real. Alcoholism is no joke, it turns you into someone you are not proud of. You treat people in a way you never would. The man breaks down himself to you, and if you stayed by his side he is so loyal and loving. I love him because I feel like even at our lowest point we all deserve love and understanding.
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Alternative to Shane: He fixed me. I related to him so hard I realized I needed therapy.
aw!
I hope you're doing better now! wish you the best of luck on your journey
@@maruuchanovo Yeah I am, thanks for the well wishes
Yes
And alternative Sebastian:
Ur an Emo who's into emos
Alternative to Sebastian: ur just an emo who's into emos(like me❤)
“If you’re a girl, this is just every lesbian crush.”
Jokes on you, I also have a humiliation kink☺️
SOBBING
😂😂😂😂😂😂
same
same
Same xd
Alex was definitely made for the gays. He just exudes overcompensating, slightly traumatized, mid to late-90s bisexual and I'm not about to just ignore those repressed emotions 👀
I love him as a girl. He goes from old school jock with misogynistic vibes to my sweet house husband who supports his working wife >:D
alex = best boy
He likes dogs too.
i remember my ex bf married him in stardew valley
I don't know, but he kinda reminds me of nick from heartstopper
I'm glad a modder went and developed a mod for Shane not to fall back into his drinking habit after the marriage
He doesn’t. He drinks occasionally but he’s now into gaming. You won’t see him drink in the corner of the bar anymore. You now see him at the arcade. He drinks Joja cola instead… which may be worse considering how the newest brand turns you blue.
@snapple5950 Oh CA made those changes? That makes me so happy. ❤
@@snapple5950it's just his room is why I won't marry him. It's dirty and absolutely trashed like? Damn dude I thought you were doing better for yourself you're still living like this???
@@snapple5950 isn’t his room still littered with empty cans though?
@@lnt305 those could be joja cola cans or cans he never bothered to clean. There are several clear indicators that he doesn’t drink so
Listen, harvey has two main demographics. People who like DILFS, and people who want a well adjusted adult for a spouse who actually loves you and will say it each day.
So Daddy issues, got it. Makes sense
@@pineapplefrostyfruits9225 I mean you didn’t have to say it like *that* lol
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK 😩
AS someone who always marries Harvey... I can say that I'm both.
I just got daddy issues
I can't fix Shane, but the smile on his face when I give him a hot pepper is a light in this cold world.
Or when he talks about his chickens >:)
I saw him smile as he talked about pampering his chickens at the Egg Festival and said wow I like that smile I wanna see more of it 🥰
Yes!!!
YES it makes me so happy 🥰
@@18grape omg i remember thattt💕
Listen I ACCIDENTALLY romanced Shane by trying to annoy him, couldnt deny the rivals to lovers storyline 😭 and he deserves everything good
You fixed him😮
SAME I talked to him every day just to annoy him and once gave him a hot pepper thinking he'd hate it and when I got a heart event I was like "oh shit- HES DEPRESSED" and I felt so bad☹️
I just found that he's the easiest to romance from my experience. Usually I just have to buy a beer from the saloon and give it to him. (I haven't made it to the summer time yet so no peppers on hand for now 😅)
nah I did that too😭😭🙏🙏
And then he turned your house into a pigsty.
In regards to Sebastian: LOWER YOUR TONE WHEN YOU ATTACK ME OUTRIGHT-
TRULY
RIGHT?!
it's so unfair when they're right ;-:
If you choose Krobus then you are valid because he is so precious.
Krobus gives great hugs
And his movie theater scenes are the cutest of them all
Meee
yea shoutout to fellow krobus roomates
Krobus Sandy Linus and Evelyn are the best characters tbh
*calmly sips my water*
“You’ve at least dabbled in some weird fan fiction”
*attempts to continue sipping my water calmly*
same
That smile tho 😔
He exposed us 😭
He *knows*
I mean, he's not wrong....
"You dabble in weird fan fiction"
My Tumblr: 😶
😂
Link
I get your point about him being a doctor but Harvey did say in his dialogue that he can barely make ends meet lmao
Yeah the people are really limited bro probably has two regular customer
@@guts4436 lmao poor harvey, everybody goes to check up *once a year* and maybe here and there for a particularly bad ache
the farmer might just be harvey's best income source but still, with every death we give him 1000g... equal to him eating 5 salads
Harvey is a grown man with a reliable job and life insurance. Meanwhile I routinely pass out in random places at two am and throw myself into the mines with reckless disregard for my life and he fixes me up every time without judgement, just asking me to be more careful and to take financial accountability for my poor health choices.
Fair is fair I think.
Edit: wow, I’m not used to this much attention.
Thanks y’all.
That is the reason I marry him every save file. I simply think he's the most eligible bachelor. Every other dude does NOT have their shit together.
Right!! I will not stand for this harvey slander. Hes a sweetheart
Harvey steals 1k from a fainted body without consent.
@@bipbopblep Bish that is your payment for his services. If you ever talked to the man you'd know that he needs that money badly.
What irks me so much about Harvey is... Even if you marry him, he still going to charge your ass 1k, no spousal discount or something😔
an alternative to leah is:
you wanted robin and settled for her, didnt you?
How do you know
me mixing up leah and robin bc they are literally the same person but somehow i liked robin more until the first time i actually went to her house to buy/upgrade my farm and met the whole family 😭
The first time I made a new save, when I met Robin in the first cutscene, I knew I wanted to date her.
So I visited her cabin and... her husband greeted me 🥲
@@Proj3ta its a very good history
Yeah
... Penny is an absolute sweetheart that deserves a Disney princess ending. She's not a mommy fetish. She'd simply be a good mom. Also Emily is responsible and sure she's a hippie mysticism girl, but hey, that shit is factually true in the game, plus, she gave me bagasse boots.
I love Penny so much, she deserves the best.
Agreed both good
Same! Penny is always getting the best life in my playthroughs, she's just so wholesome and actually wants a life with you.💖
they’re the ones i always marry 😓
I don't see the mommy fetish personally. I just felt for her unfortunate situation with her mother and respected her desire to help others despite the shit hand she was dealt. She's definitely my favorite.
Well, she is basically just like my own mom.
Same
@@GeraltofRivia22c'mon man don't put it like that she doesn't beat the shit out of me when I get a bad grade
That and also i have a mommy fetish
Honestly that was my mentality too. She’s a kind, caring woman who deserves better. Not in my top three, but my first and third picks are married and the second is a SVE character so she wins by default.
Little do you know sebastian has the most lines including the word "i love you" compared to the other bachelors
SRSLY?? wow i need to choose him one time
I DID NOT FELT THAT MARRYING HIM. everyday EVERYDAY hes like i need time alone which is ok king go get your space and boundaries BUT EVERYDAY? i had this dialogue like4 times in a row took two days rest then its there again. like you dont have to accept my marriage proposal
@@RegstarRogstar youve gotta keep them happy after marriage, kisses and gifts
@@RegstarRogstarI've had that dialogue option with him like once a week at it's most frequent, the vast majority of the time he's helping around the farm, doing his own thing, or just generally vibing.
@@RegstarRogstar L for you LOLL
Counterpoint: Abigail's hair apparently has turned purple permanently at some point. If you marry her, she'll occasionally mention that she can't remember the last time she dyed her hair.
She’s half wizard.
@@goldenegg8of100 While that IS likely the case, I was just saying that chances are high that your pillowcases would not be smothered in purple, since she no longer dyes her hair.
@@danniluxgarbe429 I thought the joke was that she didn't wipe her makeup off before bed. I mean, I went purple once, my pillows didn't change colour
It’s from all the amethyst she eats
She is a fellow rock eater that just happens with us
What can I say, Sam is a dork, yes, but also he’s a human ray of sunshine, a bit naive but still it’s MY ray of sunshine with a heart of gold and I love this guy for it. Also he’s good with kids and does something on a farm basically everyday 🤷 On the other side Sebastian is pretty much a manifestation of my persona in this game, the only difference is - he’s a guy and with different color palette. After marriage he becomes a cinnamon roll.
we love sam
Aro-Ace people just vibing with Krobus as their roommate
I don't wanna fix him though, I just wanna sit with him and just vibe, and maybe drink, and cry. Idk lol, he just seemed like the one to go for
You can fix him though!! His 14 heart event is him telling you he’s been sobering up. These people just have never played with him before, don’t listen to em
This.
This is also my reason
Thank you
@@thedrunkensailor6477 He drinks after it tho! He still accepts beer, and has beer in his room. I love him, even if hes struggling with soberity.
@@dinofeino1811 he drinks it way less, he just drinks sparking water and joja cola
Who said anything about fixing, I'm there to sulk with him too.
I tried to bully Shane with hot peppers and a salad, but then he liked them. I may not be able to fix him, but I'm impressed by his inability to be mocked.
I gave him a gold star rock and he verbally assaulted me.
This made me cackle so hard lmao
Which is why I bully my npcs with wood, raw iron and wild horseradish
Holly. Folks get so offended!
Jaw fucking dropped at seb’s.
using this video to decide who to pursue in stardew valley by whatever insult i relate to the most
Reject marriage. Embrace Krobus.
(Shoot 3.3k likes?! Tysm everyone!)
YES
Krobus is the new god
He deserves all the hugs.
he is the best goober
Embrace being aro-ace.
"mommy fetish" and "break me in half" got me lmaoo
Redheads team
Ironically it's for the two I'm debating on in one of my worlds
Ok but I love them both and that's true
Same bro same
I love penny and in all of my worlds she is my first to marry
Sebastian is just so so so cute and you cannot change me
Nothing can explain how much I am obsessed with Sebastian. I watched this video just for Sebastian.
same 🤣
"IT'S YOUR TYPE" woah okay that's mean (and true)
yep same here lol
Emily has a stable job, a passion, dyed hair and she survives a bear attack with you. I love her.
Agree. Emily is a hard worker and I love my wife even though im aro
For real! Justice for Emily 😅
I also want to know how to eat quarts... I always thought that sh*t looked delicious :)
Are you non-binary? Because I feel like you’re non-binary.
@@shelbiecain9289 I’m aroace and Elliot is my husband 😭
"He is literally a doctor!"
Well I am literally a millionaire landowner. And I will spoil my boy for being cute
Absolutely, he gets too much slander and I won’t stand for it
@@thatsoftboieli7129fr you can make millions with just an old ass seed a greenhouse and a little time
REALL
REAL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🙏💯🙏💯🔥🙏🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
I call him my malewife for a reason
And then there are those of us who ask Krobus to be our roommate. He’s so sweet!
There are two types of people in this world:
People who see Hailey as rude, snarky, and arrogant
People who see rude, snarky, and arrogant, and as a result give their heart and soul to her
She was mean to me and I immediately knew I had to work on that
everyone has such deep reasons for choosing their spouse. i just saw a cute man with long hair and gave him so many lobsters because i love fishing and fishing-adjacent activities
They say hes pretentious but hes so sincere and dorky!!!! I love him so much ;_;
@@satunbreeze pretentious?? i absolutely adore him!! that is the sweetest lobster man this side of the beach 😭
hes so fancy and hes such a romantic i love elliott
Yeah
YES! EXACTLY! I SAW PRETTY LONG HAIRED MAN AND NOW HAVE A MILLION CRAB POTS ON MY FARM (which is the beach one btw because that is the only correct option /j)
"You have at least dabbled in some WEIRD fanfiction"
Buddy, I AM THE WEIRD FANFICTION
I mean same
Me who reads Wattpad and likes Elliot: 😐
Same
I don't read fanfiction, but I married Elliot
I started going for Elliot because he's the only bachelor who doesn't look like a kid or is a drunk asshole or just talks about health all the time and nothing else. In another save file I wanted to go for Emily because she seems precious to me. Another interesting option would have been Maru because she's cool and a scientist (and she dresses like Waluigi lol) but I don't see her too often on my daily routes so I don't talk to her as often.
We shall not stand the harvey slander hes a sweetheart
I don’t want to fix Shane, I just want to see him happy
I refuse to give up on Shane. I will feed him pizza and pepper poppers until he's happy.
EXACTLY
And enable his alcoholism to earn some sloppy b- Friendship…
Exactly!! I can fuckin fix him 😣
Yesss
But never beer. I refuse to enable him lmao
;-; I just wanted to get Sebastian out of that basement. He wanted a window, Robin. WHere’s his WIndow, RObin?? Oh, in the farmer’s house, of course it is
Mans cant even get a window from his mom who builds and does carpentry man 😭
@@cel9225 or even build a separate cabin or a second floor lmao
That, or you like frogs lol
@@ikuyatakaoru2976 You’re not wrong, I love our frog children. And his adorable dorky behavior. But the main issue was that fire hazard of a room. Stay with me Sebby, you’ll have all the windows you could ever want
"This house is not built up to code, ROBIN."
Don’t call Emily a suck up! It may be true that I don’t like conflict, but I will defend my wife until my last breath
"If you're a girl this is just every lesbian crush"
How did you know?！Σ(￣□￣;)
Hear me out with Shane:
I can make him worse
"Do it. Do a flip"
@@bray2964NO-
I litterly make him more drunk at Gus's Saloon when I see him there😭
You can ruin him!
Right after I took him to the doctor I gave him another beer.
The parasocial relationship callout really hits considering you barely ever see Sebastian 💀
Literally, but also in that same way is almost like a realization of the fantasy because if you keep interacting with him and giving him gifts when you do see him then you get to be married to him and see him almost every day
As someone who has never played star dew valley I can say that you are right solely based on how I feel about each of those photos
Ok so I know Shane can’t be fixed, but the poor man has gone through so much and the way he speaks make me so sad! I need to show him he is worthy of love aswell, I wanna see him be happy damn it!😭
I make him happy by being his best friend, but sorry for him I dont want my childrens father to be out drinking 😅
You know people be sleeping on Emily but she is one of the few marriage candidates that doesn't go through a personality change due to her interactions with the player character. She is in a place in her life where she is happy and loves herself and the world around her. She is literally bringing the farmer into her World and that's why I love her
YOU! You get it! Even before she was a marriage candidate I wanted to be friends with her because I just looked at her and went “you are on a different wavelength, and I think I would like to be on the same one for a while.”
She's also the most caring I mean she takes care of that parrot. She is by far one of the most interesting
Nah, I just like weird girls, and she caught my attention when I learned Robin was married.
@UndefinedError So she was a rebound for you. I'm surprised you didn't go after Leah. Since she's the next best thing for Robin fans
@@jcmarx6289 I didn't find Leah attractive. Emily stuck out to me.
"Youre a white gay" im actually a mixed bi and made it my mission to make HIM gay the moment he said he wished there were more girls in pelican town. Girl im infecting him.
Update we are now in a happy committed relationship where we are bettering ourselves and are deeply in love. Just for the bit though.
youre so real for this
JASON TODD PFP SPOTTED
@@Devil_-zy6vv GRINS AT YOU
HOLY SHIT BRO SAME
I CAN’T fix Shane. He fixed himself. Also I genuinely connected with him because he’s depressed and afraid he’s failing his family
Ok i love Sebastian and this guy is 100% right
“If you’re a girl this is just every lesbian crush”
Okay, AND!?
YE,AND
It's basically saying you're unoriginal which tbh im ok with.
It killed me
I thought that was Leah xD
Krobus is the best. Prove me wrong.
Emily: "You hate conflict"
No it's actually because of her dance animation In that one summer event.
Just couldn’t hold back when you saw those pixels moving 😔😖
I do it for the rad fit she gives
Me personally it’s because of the hallucination drug experiences I get with her🥰
she kinda bad tho ngl
@@espyan6110 riiight
For seb, i had a lot of parasocial relationships with fictional characters XD
I feel attacked…. I CAN FIX HIM!!!😭😭😭
NOOO BUT ALEX TRIED TO REDEEM HIMSELF AND HE’S SO SWEETT
“If I ever become rich, I’ll take care of all my friends and family. That’s includes you, too.”
MY HEART MELTS EVERY GOD DAMN TIME
Right!
Ikr he’s so sweet 😭
ngl if he's mean to me when the game starts and he sits in between two very important trash cans I pass by everyday, he's just not worth it honey, the occasional cookies worth more than alex
i really like most of the bachelors but oh my god alex is the best, i love him so much.
im so happy i didnt give up on him on my first game.
@@lu-__- everyone should at least be friends with him as he deserves to be adored
"Dabbled in weird fanfiction"
FUCK I FEEL SO CALLED OUT LMAOO
I was about to look for some fics when I saw this short I'm crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I litteraly just took a break from one of my fanficts because it was getting to intense 😭
Same 😂😂😂😂😂
"You've at least dabbled in some
w e i r d f a n f i c t i o n"
Why yes I do love Shane and how dare you call me out so accurately
"You cannot fix him" probably not but it's worth a try.
I love Sebastian with all my heart. This sweet man gave up his shitty sleep schedule so he would be up before me at 6AM to make me coffee or breakfast or do some of the farm work! And his frogs!
Thank you so much, on god the FROGS
Frogs, thats why i like him
Yessss Sebastian lives in everyones heart.
Sebastian destroyed my chest where I had kept all my fish in as I was waiting to get fishing level 5 before selling them,there were a ton of fish,I got them back, but not before making a new chest,so I hate sebastian with my whole being
I agree I absolutely love him! However trying to gain hearts with the towns people to get achievements, I had a rare occurrence where Sebastian got mad at me. It was terrible like I woke up and he was still in bed and when I talked to him he was like "I thought about making you breakfast but I changed my mind >:(" and then stayed in bed all day. I was like😨 what did I do wrong???? I literally felt so bad about it for a while, like the chances of getting it are small so why me I always talk to him and give him giftssss I would never do something purposefully to make him mad😭
BRO MY JAW DROPPED ON HOW ACCURATE THE SEBASTIAN WAS.
IT WAS😭😭
REAL LIKE HOW DID HE KNOW IT's ACTUALLY ALARMING HOW PERSONAL THAT FELT
it was a personal attack I just know it
EXACTLY AND THERES NOT ONE COMMENT BEING DEFENSIVE LMAO 💀💀💀
Me too like wtf are we breaking the 4th wall!!???😭😭😭😭💀🤡💞💀💀💀💀
I married Leah and she feeds the animals and waters plants sometimes and I am like SOOOO HAPPY DEFINITELY IF I DONT HAVE ANY HAY LEFT!❤
The Penny and Emily slander will not be tolerated.
Penny is a responsible person who didn't had a good childhood and wants her children to have the life she couldn't have.
Emily is simply really nice and kind AND has weirds ass power or som I love it.
“you cannot fix him” okay but can he fix me (i spent 10 hours trying to get with clint only to find out he wasn’t available to marry)
CLINT??
there's actually a mod for that... I mean one where you can marry him and one that fixes him..... uh...
@@mariburrito1065 do NOT encourage me
@@mariburrito1065 DO encourage @alicia!
i thought willy was a bachelor at first then i got really upset when my friend told me he wasn't :(
Willy just seems like he would be a really adorable husband ngl. I also dont remember my original reason why, I think its because i thought he was younger.
Elliott looks like a grown man, whom also just loves the world of words and aesthetics. He adds a lovely looking room to the home and is sort of silly. I’m way too wealthy to need him to do anything but sort of watch the kid.
We love a stay at home dad and house husband
He is so malewife i love him
Its giving hozier
also he's one of the few who actually follow his dreams lol
Nice to know I’m not the only one who chose Elliott:,)
“You’ve at least dabbled in some weird fan fiction”
**You know too much**
I am the one who smothered my pillowcase in purple so it’s only fair me and Abigail get together to reduce the harm to pillowcases.
As for Sebastian…you didn’t need to call me out like that.
"You cannot fix him" My brother in christ, fixing him is the ENTIRE PREMISE of his heart events
This! I sooo hate Shane slander, like some ppl need some empathy and seeing his smile is worth all the support you give him
@@aslilyum On god. Like they completely ignore the whole part where he quite literally gets his shit together. He quits drinking -Ik he apparently relapses if you romance him but still-, he gets a therapist, homie even starts thinking about the future again. Shane's whole story kinda hits hard for me in some ways, so I always go out of my way to get him to 8 hearts no matter what
But when you do marry him though, his room becomes a mess and looks like he's back to drinking so I would say 'you can't change him' after all
@@ally443 beeeep
What happens when you marry him exactly? Im sure his room is perfectly clean
I picked Elliott and you are completely correct I also like pretty boys with brains but that have himbo energy somehow (man sits outside trying to have a butterfly land on his nose while it’s snowing)
Elliott is for three types of people:
1) Gay men
2) The bi women who weren’t all that into men until the romantic with pretty hair showed up
3) Older straight women
@@ilovecats52fandom::reads 2)::
hOw DaRe YoU, sIr!?
Nah it’s fine #2 is also me
@@ilovecats52fandom I feel both validated and called out by 2. 😂
Elliott’s just a bi magnet i guess
Honestly, I'm not even going to try and deny the allegations on Leah. The moment she stood on business during her 10-Heart event, I immediately went, "Yup! I chose right."
Listen, Shane may not be perfect but when I talk to him in the morning and he says, "Meggie we're gonna have a baby soon" that face of his melts my heart.
Oh no Sebastian, he knows about our many parasocial relationships...
What is a parasocial relationship?
@@austinsimpson2373 like, being attached to people you know well but they don't know you, if I recall correctly...
Like, kind of like following a RUclips personality or group and feeling like you know them and such, with full knowledge that to them you're one in a million. Like since I moved listening to Drawfee has been very helpful to combat loneliness from moving because they feel like a friend group which I no longer have.
Why is it so truuuuueeee
got called out 🥲
@@danielled8665 my understanding is quite close with your explanation, but taken a step further, like you're in love and think that they're your girlfriend/boyfriend, while they just think of you as a fan. I had to read the difference between being a fan and being in a parasocial relationship, in case I mixed up the two.
i love shane because he’s unapologetically miserable and not afraid to show it😭😭
we stan a relatable mess
ikr hes me basically
I just think penny's reactions are adorable!
"You're a white gay..." how can you expose me like that?
AAAAAAH
FR LMAO
I'm kinda sad he didn't say anything about women dating him...
No I actually feel so called out 💀
I’m a white gay trans guy why this hit so hard it’s relatable asf
As a darker skinned bi enby I am the very wrongest demographic
How could you not like Harvey? He has very easy gifts, actually has a life (I feel like all the other bachelors never do anything once you marry them), is genuinely caring throughout the entire relationship and doesn’t feel fake and sappy after marriage (I swear all the other bachelor’s personalities changed after marriage), he’s an adorable nerd, and he can cook! Plus, the mods you can get for him are so wholesome! Harv works long and hard and yet still has something lovely to say to you at the end of the day!
Aweee yeah, I love Sam even though he doesn’t like, do all that much. But I haven’t romanced Harvey yet, I might just go for it.
elliot does continue his job too actually! his 14 heart is him going on a writing tour and he sends you letters daily :)
And sometimes he cooks breakfast/dinner for you 😭
I think the guy just finds him ugly and is projecting. 🙄 Harvey is the biggest cutie.
@@ashtron5595 Hey don't be so mean
Omg the Haley one is so right
also Emily is cool!! I like her parrot and her positive energy :)
Reject People. Hug Krobus.
Well I dunno man I feel like Abigail ain't human she eats rocks she's a different type of entity in my book.
You forgot the most important thing about liking emily... you absolutely hate clint and want to make him suffer because he's a creep
OMFG literally I love Emily and he's such a freak he's always hitting on her and she's my literal girlfriend 😭
YES
Someone should make a mod where you can just kill clint
Didnt even know this abt him u til bow but it doesnt surprise me. I already bully that chode lmao
Crack him open like a geode
"You cannot fix this man."
Don't 👏🏿 tell 👏🏿me 👏🏿what 👏🏿 to do.
Krobus literally just existing
Im sorry i just love the way Alex blushes and his himbo energy😭😭
Same
HELP MY FIRST GO TO WAS SHANE AND SEBASTIAN and he does
Alex or Sam was my way to go too 😄 Alex is so true
BI WOMEN FOR ALEX REPRESENT
dont apologize for being normal
"You've dabbled into some weird fanfiction"
Yes. Yes I have. I am not ashamed of it.
Elliott has them Gaston vibes.
Oh gods he does! I also love how my reaction to him saying that was wheezing and "i-i can't deny that!" 😂 Oh I am a simp for Elliot.
Elliott sorry
I FELT SO CALLED OUT BY THAT LMAO
Depends on what weird classifys as-- is it incest, it abo?
He got elliot spot on 🤣🤣🤣
I went for Emily because of her personality.
Her being surprisingly non-problematic is just a bonus.
Krobus- I'm aromantic. And hugging him every morning gives me life.
You didn't have to come at me like that for Alex man, he's so cute when he falls for a male character
FRR
Marrying Alex as a girl farmer is boring and basic (no offence to anyone, do what you like) but marrying him as a boy farmer adds another layer to it. George is homophobic (unless you have 10 hearts with him) and Alex seems like he would have internalized homophobia.
OOOO I know how I'm spending my weekend now
@@phoney2627 Alex having internalized homophobia makes so much sense omg I always thought that he acted a little off, specially because of the way he apologizes for being rude to the farmer at first like he didn't mean it at all to start with, he just looks like he's trying so hard to be cool and confident and that's why at first he seems to be rude and then you realize he is actually a pretty good person
It also would explain why I always felt like I related to him in certain way. I have internalized homophobia myself (still working on it)
Now I have a new headcanon
....... Shit, now I'm gonna have to make a male character specifically to marry Alex.
Thanks for that. Seriously.
"you cannot fix him"
Jokes on you I love a trainwreck and i dont know what a healthy relationship looks like. Hes perfect for me.
Damn the Sebastian and Maru callouts 😂
Leah is my queen. Only villager I've ever pursued. If she breaks me that's fine.
i wanna like this comment but the number is so nice
@@charliet5959you can do it now.
same
Leah is my only love in stardew 😢
she's artistic and she's perfect❤
hey it wasn’t a mommy kink that lead me to penny. it was a savior complex
The true call out, to be fair though she deserved so much better!!!
So true
This hahah
Relatable 😂😂😂
I saw my own life in her and said "No honey you don't deserve this, let's go".
Alternative to Abigail: I used to work in a hair salon and have many great methods of getting hair dye out of linens >:)
In Harvey’s defense, he may be a doctor, but he’s a doctor in some small town which seems to only get visitors for the night market and the fall festival thing.
alex said "did u get new pants? ur doing something right." and i was sold because i crave validation
Damn bro, at least you have nice pants
I may not be able to fix Shane, but I CAN project onto him and then use my affection for him as roundabout self-affirmation and validation, and by god you can pry that from my cold dead hands.
Legit. You can be the pixie dream date for your own sadness…which may be healthier than getting someone else to do it for you, actually…
Unfortunately, same 😔
HE MAKES YOUR HOUSE DIRTY! (It's the only reason we could never be... :(((
I didn’t need to fix him, instead I got to want him fix himself. Sometimes he says or does things that makes me sad, but he’s come so far.
You cannot fix him.. you cannot fix him.. BUT HE LIKES CHICKENS 😭😭
I love Shane. He feels real. Alcoholism is no joke, it turns you into someone you are not proud of. You treat people in a way you never would. The man breaks down himself to you, and if you stayed by his side he is so loyal and loving. I love him because I feel like even at our lowest point we all deserve love and understanding.
I had to Google it to make sure his life gets better by 8 hearts
I would have felt SO bad if the therapy only works by 10
We love our skrunkly.
@@cowmooflage 100%
I tried.. I really did. but the man is an insufferable incel and I just get so sick of his whining
@@emilyyvette well if empathy isnt your thing it isnt, no shame
Harvey has the gentleness I need in my life so we gonna stick with him
Yup yup.
And what's wrong with indulging in a weird fanfic every now and then?
YESSS
I dont understand why people dont like him. We stan Harvey
yeah... and yes, I've dabbled inhella weird fanfics.
i like splitting the bill sometimes.
When I first saw maru I was like "Yep. She's mine."
"YOU CANNOT FIX HIM"
*through tears* YES I CAN.
Literally me
*I WILL TRY AND DIE TRYING*
I may not be able to fix him, but I somehow have 5 hearts with him already and I just started playing 🤷
This post is about me and I don't like it.
SAME LET'S GO GIRL
don’t worry bro, both our pillows be purple
Is that a joke about her hair dye running or kissing the pillow I can't tell
I read this as both of you are purple goths
@@boredboi6279lipstick
“I love being purple!”-Patrick Star
@@kaynebula2093 yes