What your love interest in Stardew Valley says about you!

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  • Опубликовано: 19 янв 2025

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  • @miles6492
    @miles6492 Год назад +19991

    Alternative to Shane: He fixed me. I related to him so hard I realized I needed therapy.

    • @kalpic11
      @kalpic11 Год назад +565

      aw!

    • @maruuchanovo
      @maruuchanovo Год назад +925

      I hope you're doing better now! wish you the best of luck on your journey

    • @miles6492
      @miles6492 Год назад +536

      @@maruuchanovo Yeah I am, thanks for the well wishes

    • @Kyoka-Starshine._HadesKid
      @Kyoka-Starshine._HadesKid Год назад +235

      Yes
      And alternative Sebastian:
      Ur an Emo who's into emos

    • @Kyoka-Starshine._HadesKid
      @Kyoka-Starshine._HadesKid Год назад +53

      Alternative to Sebastian: ur just an emo who's into emos(like me❤)

  • @danniluxgarbe429
    @danniluxgarbe429 Год назад +6491

    Counterpoint: Abigail's hair apparently has turned purple permanently at some point. If you marry her, she'll occasionally mention that she can't remember the last time she dyed her hair.

    • @goldenegg8of100
      @goldenegg8of100 Год назад +523

      She’s half wizard.

    • @danniluxgarbe429
      @danniluxgarbe429 Год назад +470

      @@goldenegg8of100 While that IS likely the case, I was just saying that chances are high that your pillowcases would not be smothered in purple, since she no longer dyes her hair.

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 Год назад +182

      ​@@danniluxgarbe429 I thought the joke was that she didn't wipe her makeup off before bed. I mean, I went purple once, my pillows didn't change colour

    • @jaynadoesart
      @jaynadoesart Год назад +278

      It’s from all the amethyst she eats

    • @Bean_Lord531
      @Bean_Lord531 Год назад +131

      She is a fellow rock eater that just happens with us

  • @HunnyBudders
    @HunnyBudders 2 года назад +7499

    If you choose Krobus then you are valid because he is so precious.

    • @BlackKraya
      @BlackKraya 2 года назад +382

      Krobus gives great hugs

    • @valefarkoko2023
      @valefarkoko2023 2 года назад +255

      And his movie theater scenes are the cutest of them all

    • @DarkMirria1
      @DarkMirria1 2 года назад +24

      Meee

    • @thefluffyaj4119
      @thefluffyaj4119 2 года назад +155

      yea shoutout to fellow krobus roomates

    • @CabinetSprouts
      @CabinetSprouts 2 года назад +196

      Krobus Sandy Linus and Evelyn are the best characters tbh

  • @tashibalampkin8555
    @tashibalampkin8555 6 месяцев назад +634

    "You cannot fix this man."
    Don't 👏🏿 tell 👏🏿me 👏🏿what 👏🏿 to do.

    • @Amie_j02
      @Amie_j02 Месяц назад +20

      I can’t fix him, but I can make him worse

    • @_.trish._
      @_.trish._ Месяц назад +5

      This made me laugh out loud 🤣

  • @strawberrysangria1474
    @strawberrysangria1474 Год назад +4271

    I tried to bully Shane with hot peppers and a salad, but then he liked them. I may not be able to fix him, but I'm impressed by his inability to be mocked.

    • @SpiritualPancake
      @SpiritualPancake Год назад

      I gave him a gold star rock and he verbally assaulted me.

    • @throughcolouredglasses9300
      @throughcolouredglasses9300 9 месяцев назад +83

      This made me cackle so hard lmao

    • @PallidWhaleHater
      @PallidWhaleHater 8 месяцев назад +73

      Which is why I bully my npcs with wood, raw iron and wild horseradish

    • @mr.courtesy5690
      @mr.courtesy5690 8 месяцев назад +30

      Holly. Folks get so offended!

    • @orio_chb
      @orio_chb 5 месяцев назад +10

      I give the npcs I don’t like (aka abigail and Alex) trash or seaweed

  • @larsatticus6807
    @larsatticus6807 2 года назад +12948

    I can't fix Shane, but the smile on his face when I give him a hot pepper is a light in this cold world.

    • @opheois
      @opheois 2 года назад +1257

      Or when he talks about his chickens >:)

    • @18grape
      @18grape 2 года назад +807

      I saw him smile as he talked about pampering his chickens at the Egg Festival and said wow I like that smile I wanna see more of it 🥰

    • @1cattails
      @1cattails 2 года назад +89

      Yes!!!

    • @luvmykitties8410
      @luvmykitties8410 2 года назад +101

      YES it makes me so happy 🥰

    • @Rhyleehummer
      @Rhyleehummer 2 года назад +37

      @@18grape omg i remember thattt💕

  • @auzzies2348
    @auzzies2348 2 года назад +2793

    "You have at least dabbled in some WEIRD fanfiction"
    Buddy, I AM THE WEIRD FANFICTION

    • @kawaiiconcept7479
      @kawaiiconcept7479 2 года назад +31

      I mean same

    • @mayaisveryverybored
      @mayaisveryverybored 2 года назад +50

      Me who reads Wattpad and likes Elliot: 😐

    • @_in_ur_house_
      @_in_ur_house_ 2 года назад +4

      Same

    • @Teto.kasane23
      @Teto.kasane23 2 года назад +16

      I don't read fanfiction, but I married Elliot

    • @Li8aGun92
      @Li8aGun92 2 года назад +45

      I started going for Elliot because he's the only bachelor who doesn't look like a kid or is a drunk asshole or just talks about health all the time and nothing else. In another save file I wanted to go for Emily because she seems precious to me. Another interesting option would have been Maru because she's cool and a scientist (and she dresses like Waluigi lol) but I don't see her too often on my daily routes so I don't talk to her as often.

  • @sonofpears4691
    @sonofpears4691 7 месяцев назад +188

    Alternative to Leah is that she represents every Lesbian true desire to move into a cottage in the woods with the woman you’ve known for a week

  • @nittayoshifumi8252
    @nittayoshifumi8252 2 года назад +2848

    "mommy fetish" and "break me in half" got me lmaoo

    • @CarlaDW
      @CarlaDW 2 года назад +68

      Redheads team

    • @Arashi_Raiden_Alt
      @Arashi_Raiden_Alt 2 года назад +45

      Ironically it's for the two I'm debating on in one of my worlds

    • @xxwitty_gachaxx8711
      @xxwitty_gachaxx8711 2 года назад +23

      Ok but I love them both and that's true

    • @isaacferguson2354
      @isaacferguson2354 2 года назад +1

      Same bro same

    • @basketbruvs
      @basketbruvs 2 года назад +43

      I love penny and in all of my worlds she is my first to marry

  • @creation1233
    @creation1233 2 года назад +8105

    *calmly sips my water*
    “You’ve at least dabbled in some weird fan fiction”
    *attempts to continue sipping my water calmly*

  • @EvereveEverything
    @EvereveEverything 2 года назад +12708

    Harvey is a grown man with a reliable job and life insurance. Meanwhile I routinely pass out in random places at two am and throw myself into the mines with reckless disregard for my life and he fixes me up every time without judgement, just asking me to be more careful and to take financial accountability for my poor health choices.
    Fair is fair I think.
    Edit: wow, I’m not used to this much attention.
    Thanks y’all.

    • @froo5667
      @froo5667 2 года назад +1193

      That is the reason I marry him every save file. I simply think he's the most eligible bachelor. Every other dude does NOT have their shit together.

    • @gwinnellheald8592
      @gwinnellheald8592 2 года назад +750

      Right!! I will not stand for this harvey slander. Hes a sweetheart

    • @bipbopblep
      @bipbopblep 2 года назад +297

      Harvey steals 1k from a fainted body without consent.

    • @froo5667
      @froo5667 2 года назад +700

      @@bipbopblep Bish that is your payment for his services. If you ever talked to the man you'd know that he needs that money badly.

    • @fahrulrozi7458
      @fahrulrozi7458 2 года назад +353

      What irks me so much about Harvey is... Even if you marry him, he still going to charge your ass 1k, no spousal discount or something😔

  • @akumanoko1158
    @akumanoko1158 6 месяцев назад +92

    "You've at least dabbled in some weird fanfiction"
    YES I DID

  • @grudginglywalawigi7149
    @grudginglywalawigi7149 Год назад +8567

    Listen, harvey has two main demographics. People who like DILFS, and people who want a well adjusted adult for a spouse who actually loves you and will say it each day.

  • @ananyanyan
    @ananyanyan Год назад +3589

    Emily has a stable job, a passion, dyed hair and she survives a bear attack with you. I love her.

    • @shelbiecain9289
      @shelbiecain9289 11 месяцев назад +169

      Agree. Emily is a hard worker and I love my wife even though im aro

    • @aprilosborne398
      @aprilosborne398 11 месяцев назад +61

      For real! Justice for Emily 😅

    • @alguien9803
      @alguien9803 11 месяцев назад +24

      I also want to know how to eat quarts... I always thought that sh*t looked delicious :)

    • @feral-victorian-child
      @feral-victorian-child 11 месяцев назад +11

      Are you non-binary? Because I feel like you’re non-binary.

    • @feral-victorian-child
      @feral-victorian-child 11 месяцев назад +12

      @@shelbiecain9289 I’m aroace and Elliot is my husband 😭

  • @echoisaway
    @echoisaway 2 года назад +42570

    “If you’re a girl, this is just every lesbian crush.”
    Jokes on you, I also have a humiliation kink☺️

  • @Aoderic
    @Aoderic 6 месяцев назад +437

    Why do everybody call Alex a school bully?
    Just because he is sporty doesn't make him a bully.
    He is a bit wain and overconfident at the beginning, but he later opens up and shows his vulnerable side. And he never says anything bad about others, but appears helpful and considerate.

    • @evianuwu3836
      @evianuwu3836 5 месяцев назад +61

      Okay you convinced me, I'm going to marry him

    • @DasOrange
      @DasOrange 5 месяцев назад +45

      He's kinda mean in the beginning when you play the game as a male character. Even after opening up, I find the way he talks in the beginning appalling enough to not want to have to do a lot with them.

    • @Aoderic
      @Aoderic 5 месяцев назад +49

      @@DasOrange Nah, I just read all of what he says in the game, and it is only in the first event that he is rude for laughing when the player fails to catch his gridball, and a few other times talking about the sport he's somewhat overconfident, and a few times he talks about others being weird, but he apologises for all of that later.
      You might not have gotten all his comment's in the chronological order they were intended, so he might seem to regress if that happens.
      If you look at the other bachelors, and many of the side characters, then most of them are also rude at times, and some are far worse than Alex.
      Anyway we don't always interpret things the same way. So if you have a specific quote that you feel I've overlooked, then you are very welcome to share it.

    • @user-ww1bg7st2h
      @user-ww1bg7st2h 4 месяца назад +10

      I married him

    • @Alijah.Adults
      @Alijah.Adults 4 месяца назад +32

      And I think slot of people forgot that he APOLOGIZES for how he acted in the beginning?? Like I didn't even get that with Shane and I LOVE shane

  • @gabbygalloway924
    @gabbygalloway924 Год назад +915

    The parasocial relationship callout really hits considering you barely ever see Sebastian 💀

    • @isabellasantopolo2487
      @isabellasantopolo2487 Год назад +107

      Literally, but also in that same way is almost like a realization of the fantasy because if you keep interacting with him and giving him gifts when you do see him then you get to be married to him and see him almost every day

    • @DasOrange
      @DasOrange 5 месяцев назад +7

      Isn't he the self insert of Concerned Ape?

    • @mmelo7832
      @mmelo7832 3 месяца назад +7

      @@DasOrange there are similarities but afaik he never confirmed that

    • @shipper-of-heart8898
      @shipper-of-heart8898 Месяц назад +1

      @@DasOrange I think as others said, it’s speculation given a similar look and interests in coding/ video game making , but nothing confirmed

    • @Mendoxs_
      @Mendoxs_ Месяц назад

      ​@shipper-of-heart8898 based on this description alone, I think that's too vague to really make any speculation 😅

  • @w0lfyfl00f
    @w0lfyfl00f Год назад +835

    I picked Elliott and you are completely correct I also like pretty boys with brains but that have himbo energy somehow (man sits outside trying to have a butterfly land on his nose while it’s snowing)

    • @ilovecats52fandom
      @ilovecats52fandom Год назад +138

      Elliott is for three types of people:
      1) Gay men
      2) The bi women who weren’t all that into men until the romantic with pretty hair showed up
      3) Older straight women

    • @michellepehrsondupont3756
      @michellepehrsondupont3756 Год назад +29

      @@ilovecats52fandom::reads 2)::
      hOw DaRe YoU, sIr!?

    • @ilovecats52fandom
      @ilovecats52fandom Год назад +15

      Nah it’s fine #2 is also me

    • @madalice5134
      @madalice5134 Год назад +14

      ​@@ilovecats52fandom I feel both validated and called out by 2. 😂

    • @ilovecats52fandom
      @ilovecats52fandom Год назад +26

      Elliott’s just a bi magnet i guess

  • @inumizuno
    @inumizuno Год назад +758

    "Dabbled in weird fanfiction"
    FUCK I FEEL SO CALLED OUT LMAOO

    • @rizzierizriz
      @rizzierizriz Год назад +32

      I was about to look for some fics when I saw this short I'm crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @emilijaomalley9320
      @emilijaomalley9320 Год назад +9

      I litteraly just took a break from one of my fanficts because it was getting to intense 😭

    • @rmgalardo
      @rmgalardo Год назад +3

      Same 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kikiwulf
    @kikiwulf 6 месяцев назад +47

    Jokes on you, I've been leaving purple on my own pillow for years.

  • @inerciasart
    @inerciasart 8 месяцев назад +1314

    Listen I ACCIDENTALLY romanced Shane by trying to annoy him, couldnt deny the rivals to lovers storyline 😭 and he deserves everything good

    • @guts4436
      @guts4436 7 месяцев назад +45

      You fixed him😮

    • @dldiaz
      @dldiaz 7 месяцев назад +132

      SAME I talked to him every day just to annoy him and once gave him a hot pepper thinking he'd hate it and when I got a heart event I was like "oh shit- HES DEPRESSED" and I felt so bad☹️

    • @ninjatiger58
      @ninjatiger58 7 месяцев назад +38

      I just found that he's the easiest to romance from my experience. Usually I just have to buy a beer from the saloon and give it to him. (I haven't made it to the summer time yet so no peppers on hand for now 😅)

    • @darleners2099
      @darleners2099 7 месяцев назад +4

      nah I did that too😭😭🙏🙏

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 6 месяцев назад +7

      And then he turned your house into a pigsty.

  • @DraconKing21
    @DraconKing21 2 года назад +9307

    I don't wanna fix him though, I just wanna sit with him and just vibe, and maybe drink, and cry. Idk lol, he just seemed like the one to go for

    • @thedrunkensailor6477
      @thedrunkensailor6477 2 года назад +502

      You can fix him though!! His 14 heart event is him telling you he’s been sobering up. These people just have never played with him before, don’t listen to em

    • @boiyas6518
      @boiyas6518 2 года назад +135

      This.
      This is also my reason
      Thank you

    • @dinofeino1811
      @dinofeino1811 2 года назад +245

      @@thedrunkensailor6477 He drinks after it tho! He still accepts beer, and has beer in his room. I love him, even if hes struggling with soberity.

    • @wheresmycoffee8230
      @wheresmycoffee8230 2 года назад +198

      @@dinofeino1811 he drinks it way less, he just drinks sparking water and joja cola

    • @kodi2329
      @kodi2329 2 года назад +113

      Who said anything about fixing, I'm there to sulk with him too.

  • @kodzukenfavesbanana9605
    @kodzukenfavesbanana9605 Год назад +833

    BRO MY JAW DROPPED ON HOW ACCURATE THE SEBASTIAN WAS.

    • @BeepB00p100-A
      @BeepB00p100-A Год назад +36

      IT WAS😭😭

    • @toastarkat
      @toastarkat Год назад +45

      REAL LIKE HOW DID HE KNOW IT's ACTUALLY ALARMING HOW PERSONAL THAT FELT

    • @Studio_Rae
      @Studio_Rae Год назад +33

      it was a personal attack I just know it

    • @Ana-mw3iv
      @Ana-mw3iv Год назад +25

      EXACTLY AND THERES NOT ONE COMMENT BEING DEFENSIVE LMAO 💀💀💀

    • @feliciafromshrek1562
      @feliciafromshrek1562 Год назад +12

      Me too like wtf are we breaking the 4th wall!!???😭😭😭😭💀🤡💞💀💀💀💀

  • @austinbobo1344
    @austinbobo1344 2 месяца назад +9

    'Everyone likes the goth girl until they find their pillows covered in purple'
    Me looking over to my purple pillows, atop my purple bed: "Y'know, I don’t think that's an issue."

  • @waitlexist3436
    @waitlexist3436 2 года назад +1498

    NOOO BUT ALEX TRIED TO REDEEM HIMSELF AND HE’S SO SWEETT
    “If I ever become rich, I’ll take care of all my friends and family. That’s includes you, too.”
    MY HEART MELTS EVERY GOD DAMN TIME

    • @T1Dhoneybee
      @T1Dhoneybee 2 года назад +13

      Right!

    • @Peepsmarshmellows
      @Peepsmarshmellows 2 года назад +46

      Ikr he’s so sweet 😭

    • @Phoenix-J
      @Phoenix-J 2 года назад +53

      ngl if he's mean to me when the game starts and he sits in between two very important trash cans I pass by everyday, he's just not worth it honey, the occasional cookies worth more than alex

    • @lu-__-
      @lu-__- 2 года назад +96

      i really like most of the bachelors but oh my god alex is the best, i love him so much.
      im so happy i didnt give up on him on my first game.

    • @waitlexist3436
      @waitlexist3436 2 года назад +66

      @@lu-__- everyone should at least be friends with him as he deserves to be adored

  • @jcmarx6289
    @jcmarx6289 Год назад +1823

    You know people be sleeping on Emily but she is one of the few marriage candidates that doesn't go through a personality change due to her interactions with the player character. She is in a place in her life where she is happy and loves herself and the world around her. She is literally bringing the farmer into her World and that's why I love her

    • @MayliSong
      @MayliSong Год назад +249

      YOU! You get it! Even before she was a marriage candidate I wanted to be friends with her because I just looked at her and went “you are on a different wavelength, and I think I would like to be on the same one for a while.”

    • @zack5162
      @zack5162 Год назад +75

      She's also the most caring I mean she takes care of that parrot. She is by far one of the most interesting

    • @undefinederror5306
      @undefinederror5306 Год назад +41

      Nah, I just like weird girls, and she caught my attention when I learned Robin was married.

    • @jcmarx6289
      @jcmarx6289 Год назад +20

      @UndefinedError So she was a rebound for you. I'm surprised you didn't go after Leah. Since she's the next best thing for Robin fans

    • @undefinederror5306
      @undefinederror5306 Год назад +10

      @@jcmarx6289 I didn't find Leah attractive. Emily stuck out to me.

  • @macyfisher5209
    @macyfisher5209 Год назад +333

    Krobus- I'm aromantic. And hugging him every morning gives me life.

  • @Kyttii
    @Kyttii 7 месяцев назад +29

    Damn the Sebastian and Maru callouts 😂

  • @yoskibroski3446
    @yoskibroski3446 Год назад +1844

    I love Sebastian with all my heart. This sweet man gave up his shitty sleep schedule so he would be up before me at 6AM to make me coffee or breakfast or do some of the farm work! And his frogs!

    • @kyleenheather9879
      @kyleenheather9879 Год назад +79

      Thank you so much, on god the FROGS

    • @Capybaraonacomputer2
      @Capybaraonacomputer2 Год назад +40

      Frogs, thats why i like him

    • @HoneyMilk6
      @HoneyMilk6 Год назад +27

      Yessss Sebastian lives in everyones heart.

    • @Sumnerstrain
      @Sumnerstrain Год назад +10

      Sebastian destroyed my chest where I had kept all my fish in as I was waiting to get fishing level 5 before selling them,there were a ton of fish,I got them back, but not before making a new chest,so I hate sebastian with my whole being

    • @basically_tomoko
      @basically_tomoko Год назад +25

      I agree I absolutely love him! However trying to gain hearts with the towns people to get achievements, I had a rare occurrence where Sebastian got mad at me. It was terrible like I woke up and he was still in bed and when I talked to him he was like "I thought about making you breakfast but I changed my mind >:(" and then stayed in bed all day. I was like😨 what did I do wrong???? I literally felt so bad about it for a while, like the chances of getting it are small so why me I always talk to him and give him giftssss I would never do something purposefully to make him mad😭

  • @reaver5196
    @reaver5196 Год назад +2970

    everyone has such deep reasons for choosing their spouse. i just saw a cute man with long hair and gave him so many lobsters because i love fishing and fishing-adjacent activities

    • @satunbreeze
      @satunbreeze Год назад +289

      They say hes pretentious but hes so sincere and dorky!!!! I love him so much ;_;

    • @reaver5196
      @reaver5196 Год назад +174

      @@satunbreeze pretentious?? i absolutely adore him!! that is the sweetest lobster man this side of the beach 😭

    • @meat._loaf
      @meat._loaf Год назад +108

      hes so fancy and hes such a romantic i love elliott

    • @honeybeesami6454
      @honeybeesami6454 Год назад +8

      Yeah

    • @x_spooky_x
      @x_spooky_x Год назад +65

      YES! EXACTLY! I SAW PRETTY LONG HAIRED MAN AND NOW HAVE A MILLION CRAB POTS ON MY FARM (which is the beach one btw because that is the only correct option /j)

  • @wishiwasapinapple5857
    @wishiwasapinapple5857 Год назад +2860

    "He is literally a doctor!"
    Well I am literally a millionaire landowner. And I will spoil my boy for being cute

    • @thatsoftboieli7129
      @thatsoftboieli7129 11 месяцев назад +260

      Absolutely, he gets too much slander and I won’t stand for it

    • @boredboi6279
      @boredboi6279 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@thatsoftboieli7129fr you can make millions with just an old ass seed a greenhouse and a little time

    • @CocoaLoverr
      @CocoaLoverr 11 месяцев назад +24

      REALL

    • @Joebama87
      @Joebama87 11 месяцев назад

      REAL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🙏💯🙏💯🔥🙏🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

    • @frankiemanki7536
      @frankiemanki7536 11 месяцев назад +125

      I call him my malewife for a reason

  • @anakatarinesantos672
    @anakatarinesantos672 5 месяцев назад +10

    God Elliot is my dream man. He’s gorgeous, dorky, ambitious and passionate.

    • @frog_penis
      @frog_penis 21 день назад

      He reminds me of my irl boyfriend. Love both so much, my treasures are all with me 😭

  • @moonchild4100
    @moonchild4100 8 месяцев назад +1976

    I'm glad a modder went and developed a mod for Shane not to fall back into his drinking habit after the marriage

    • @snapple5950
      @snapple5950 7 месяцев назад +272

      He doesn’t. He drinks occasionally but he’s now into gaming. You won’t see him drink in the corner of the bar anymore. You now see him at the arcade. He drinks Joja cola instead… which may be worse considering how the newest brand turns you blue.

    • @nancyvu751
      @nancyvu751 7 месяцев назад +38

      ​@snapple5950 Oh CA made those changes? That makes me so happy. ❤

    • @doodlefawn4742
      @doodlefawn4742 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@snapple5950it's just his room is why I won't marry him. It's dirty and absolutely trashed like? Damn dude I thought you were doing better for yourself you're still living like this???

    • @lnt305
      @lnt305 7 месяцев назад +16

      @@snapple5950 isn’t his room still littered with empty cans though?

    • @snapple5950
      @snapple5950 7 месяцев назад +69

      @@lnt305 those could be joja cola cans or cans he never bothered to clean. There are several clear indicators that he doesn’t drink so

  • @trlycrlym7768
    @trlycrlym7768 2 года назад +4002

    Little do you know sebastian has the most lines including the word "i love you" compared to the other bachelors

    • @aarasko
      @aarasko 2 года назад +190

      SRSLY?? wow i need to choose him one time

    • @RegstarRogstar
      @RegstarRogstar 2 года назад +320

      I DID NOT FELT THAT MARRYING HIM. everyday EVERYDAY hes like i need time alone which is ok king go get your space and boundaries BUT EVERYDAY? i had this dialogue like4 times in a row took two days rest then its there again. like you dont have to accept my marriage proposal

    • @trlycrlym7768
      @trlycrlym7768 2 года назад +597

      @@RegstarRogstar youve gotta keep them happy after marriage, kisses and gifts

    • @cscotch1127
      @cscotch1127 2 года назад +291

      ​@@RegstarRogstarI've had that dialogue option with him like once a week at it's most frequent, the vast majority of the time he's helping around the farm, doing his own thing, or just generally vibing.

    • @noriii
      @noriii 2 года назад +110

      @@RegstarRogstar L for you LOLL

  • @AddyLaRainbow95
    @AddyLaRainbow95 2 года назад +2388

    ;-; I just wanted to get Sebastian out of that basement. He wanted a window, Robin. WHere’s his WIndow, RObin?? Oh, in the farmer’s house, of course it is

    • @cel9225
      @cel9225 2 года назад +479

      Mans cant even get a window from his mom who builds and does carpentry man 😭

    • @herajoon4659
      @herajoon4659 2 года назад +210

      @@cel9225 or even build a separate cabin or a second floor lmao

    • @ikuyatakaoru2976
      @ikuyatakaoru2976 2 года назад +82

      That, or you like frogs lol

    • @AddyLaRainbow95
      @AddyLaRainbow95 2 года назад +215

      @@ikuyatakaoru2976 You’re not wrong, I love our frog children. And his adorable dorky behavior. But the main issue was that fire hazard of a room. Stay with me Sebby, you’ll have all the windows you could ever want

    • @Abyrae
      @Abyrae 2 года назад +133

      "This house is not built up to code, ROBIN."

  • @LightYagamisHusband
    @LightYagamisHusband 7 месяцев назад +11

    Okay, look, I appreciate a poetic man with long hair

  • @nariiva3054
    @nariiva3054 Год назад +870

    "You're a white gay..." how can you expose me like that?
    AAAAAAH

    • @_Doge
      @_Doge Год назад +12

      FR LMAO

    • @thelegendofrosetyler
      @thelegendofrosetyler Год назад +19

      I'm kinda sad he didn't say anything about women dating him...

    • @SouthBeefTow
      @SouthBeefTow Год назад +4

      No I actually feel so called out 💀

    • @HunterMcDonald2010
      @HunterMcDonald2010 Год назад +14

      I’m a white gay trans guy why this hit so hard it’s relatable asf

    • @J4CKS0N_D34R3ST
      @J4CKS0N_D34R3ST Год назад +14

      As a darker skinned bi enby I am the very wrongest demographic

  • @IndigoStorm27
    @IndigoStorm27 Год назад +2451

    I refuse to give up on Shane. I will feed him pizza and pepper poppers until he's happy.

  • @jeef4692
    @jeef4692 2 года назад +1840

    Emily: "You hate conflict"
    No it's actually because of her dance animation In that one summer event.

    • @ufo6582
      @ufo6582 2 года назад +231

      Just couldn’t hold back when you saw those pixels moving 😔😖

    • @suddenlysleeping4028
      @suddenlysleeping4028 2 года назад +59

      I do it for the rad fit she gives

    • @espyan6110
      @espyan6110 2 года назад +139

      Me personally it’s because of the hallucination drug experiences I get with her🥰

    • @abixreal
      @abixreal 2 года назад +32

      she kinda bad tho ngl

    • @7792pnaurfr
      @7792pnaurfr 2 года назад +5

      ​@@espyan6110 riiight

  • @Sarah-slays10
    @Sarah-slays10 5 месяцев назад +27

    Leah is MINE whenever I play Stardew Valley with anyone really then I instantly call dibs on Leah 😊😂😅

  • @julia_shmulia
    @julia_shmulia 2 года назад +825

    i love shane because he’s unapologetically miserable and not afraid to show it😭😭

    • @Ttoby89
      @Ttoby89 2 года назад +44

      we stan a relatable mess

    • @wuftchan8299
      @wuftchan8299 2 года назад +20

      ikr hes me basically

  • @pizzatime3752
    @pizzatime3752 2 года назад +1220

    How could you not like Harvey? He has very easy gifts, actually has a life (I feel like all the other bachelors never do anything once you marry them), is genuinely caring throughout the entire relationship and doesn’t feel fake and sappy after marriage (I swear all the other bachelor’s personalities changed after marriage), he’s an adorable nerd, and he can cook! Plus, the mods you can get for him are so wholesome! Harv works long and hard and yet still has something lovely to say to you at the end of the day!

    • @characterdevelopment8504
      @characterdevelopment8504 2 года назад +24

      Aweee yeah, I love Sam even though he doesn’t like, do all that much. But I haven’t romanced Harvey yet, I might just go for it.

    • @mountainghosteverett
      @mountainghosteverett 2 года назад +66

      elliot does continue his job too actually! his 14 heart is him going on a writing tour and he sends you letters daily :)

    • @Be_An_Esther
      @Be_An_Esther 2 года назад +21

      And sometimes he cooks breakfast/dinner for you 😭

    • @ashtron5595
      @ashtron5595 2 года назад +51

      I think the guy just finds him ugly and is projecting. 🙄 Harvey is the biggest cutie.

    • @alexf225
      @alexf225 2 года назад +4

      ​@@ashtron5595 Hey don't be so mean

  • @taylorelnicki395
    @taylorelnicki395 Год назад +675

    Leah is my queen. Only villager I've ever pursued. If she breaks me that's fine.

  • @babooblaster8763
    @babooblaster8763 7 месяцев назад +11

    I married Leah and she feeds the animals and waters plants sometimes and I am like SOOOO HAPPY DEFINITELY IF I DONT HAVE ANY HAY LEFT!❤

  • @AkemiStormBorn
    @AkemiStormBorn 9 месяцев назад +256

    Look LOOK Sam is a ball of sunshine that plays guitar, okay! I like music!

    • @siberiahighlands409
      @siberiahighlands409 8 месяцев назад +10

      I love Sam shine too

    • @maddi1811
      @maddi1811 8 месяцев назад +30

      He’s got golden retriever boyfriend written all over him 😊 adorable

    • @plumdutchess
      @plumdutchess 8 месяцев назад +11

      He's uncomplicated. Isn't that why we play SV?

    • @worldsbiggestholdthegirlfan
      @worldsbiggestholdthegirlfan 8 месяцев назад +13

      the 1.6 update with the winter outfit… I became a sam simp i fear

    • @geyscout
      @geyscout 8 месяцев назад +15

      He is everything I want in a man and I'm besties with his mom

  • @Pslm91v14n15
    @Pslm91v14n15 Год назад +1178

    Elliott looks like a grown man, whom also just loves the world of words and aesthetics. He adds a lovely looking room to the home and is sort of silly. I’m way too wealthy to need him to do anything but sort of watch the kid.

    • @Cookiesandcreamss
      @Cookiesandcreamss Год назад +151

      We love a stay at home dad and house husband

    • @kittehpops
      @kittehpops Год назад +127

      He is so malewife i love him

    • @ddt9164
      @ddt9164 Год назад +37

      Its giving hozier

    • @alejandrasanchez3022
      @alejandrasanchez3022 Год назад +67

      also he's one of the few who actually follow his dreams lol

    • @halpavlosky3953
      @halpavlosky3953 Год назад +17

      Nice to know I’m not the only one who chose Elliott:,)

  • @LuluLinn
    @LuluLinn Год назад +611

    I love Shane. He feels real. Alcoholism is no joke, it turns you into someone you are not proud of. You treat people in a way you never would. The man breaks down himself to you, and if you stayed by his side he is so loyal and loving. I love him because I feel like even at our lowest point we all deserve love and understanding.

    • @PrincessNinja007
      @PrincessNinja007 Год назад +35

      I had to Google it to make sure his life gets better by 8 hearts
      I would have felt SO bad if the therapy only works by 10

    • @cowmooflage
      @cowmooflage Год назад +21

      We love our skrunkly.

    • @LuluLinn
      @LuluLinn Год назад +5

      @@cowmooflage 100%

    • @emilyyvette
      @emilyyvette Год назад +16

      I tried.. I really did. but the man is an insufferable incel and I just get so sick of his whining

    • @LuluLinn
      @LuluLinn Год назад +27

      @@emilyyvette well if empathy isnt your thing it isnt, no shame

  • @Blue.putnami
    @Blue.putnami 2 месяца назад +1

    Bold of you to assume my pillow isn’t already smothered in purple

  • @kakekar1113
    @kakekar1113 Год назад +513

    "You've dabbled into some weird fanfiction"
    Yes. Yes I have. I am not ashamed of it.

    • @eleanorcooke7136
      @eleanorcooke7136 Год назад +9

      Elliott has them Gaston vibes.

    • @midnightshadow6185
      @midnightshadow6185 Год назад +7

      Oh gods he does! I also love how my reaction to him saying that was wheezing and "i-i can't deny that!" 😂 Oh I am a simp for Elliot.

    • @midnightshadow6185
      @midnightshadow6185 Год назад +3

      Elliott sorry

    • @EAZZEE
      @EAZZEE Год назад +2

      I FELT SO CALLED OUT BY THAT LMAO

    • @vixymix101
      @vixymix101 Год назад +1

      Depends on what weird classifys as-- is it incest, it abo?

  • @ChandraLee13
    @ChandraLee13 8 месяцев назад +946

    In regards to Sebastian: LOWER YOUR TONE WHEN YOU ATTACK ME OUTRIGHT-

  • @MayliSong
    @MayliSong Год назад +528

    I may not be able to fix Shane, but I CAN project onto him and then use my affection for him as roundabout self-affirmation and validation, and by god you can pry that from my cold dead hands.

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy Год назад +39

      Legit. You can be the pixie dream date for your own sadness…which may be healthier than getting someone else to do it for you, actually…

    • @queeniemarigold
      @queeniemarigold Год назад +10

      Unfortunately, same 😔

    • @darkyshadows8369
      @darkyshadows8369 Год назад +5

      HE MAKES YOUR HOUSE DIRTY! (It's the only reason we could never be... :(((

  • @yanderehypnolights
    @yanderehypnolights 4 месяца назад +2

    I love how so many for Shane are like "We know we can't fix him! He helped me actually!"
    Like, bitch same! Shane is what kept making me realize my issues with opening up to anyone in any major way outside of video games because I related to and loved him so much

  • @thedeathskittells6056
    @thedeathskittells6056 Год назад +7374

    Reject marriage. Embrace Krobus.
    (Shoot 3.3k likes?! Tysm everyone!)

  • @Mycatgotdeported
    @Mycatgotdeported Год назад +372

    Sam is such an affectionate husband and is a great dad when he doesn't leave the kids alone.

    • @shadow_song
      @shadow_song 9 месяцев назад +5

      i was going 'aww!' until i read the last line 😭

    • @Mycatgotdeported
      @Mycatgotdeported 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@shadow_song he does leave them alone to go see his mom☹️

    • @terribleeyesshining
      @terribleeyesshining 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@MycatgotdeportedFair enough, I would also leave my kids to see Jodi

  • @nosugrefalsi
    @nosugrefalsi Год назад +231

    alex said "did u get new pants? ur doing something right." and i was sold because i crave validation

    • @jopenharan
      @jopenharan Год назад +16

      Damn bro, at least you have nice pants

  • @H0neyBunny09
    @H0neyBunny09 5 месяцев назад +3

    I'm willing to sacrifice my pillow cases for Abigail omgg

  • @guts4436
    @guts4436 7 месяцев назад +630

    The Penny and Emily slander will not be tolerated.
    Penny is a responsible person who didn't had a good childhood and wants her children to have the life she couldn't have.
    Emily is simply really nice and kind AND has weirds ass power or som I love it.

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 6 месяцев назад +33

      Emily was the weird crystal chick the blacksmith guy was stalking right ?

    • @CodeNameZ_935
      @CodeNameZ_935 6 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@clothar23yeah

    • @CodeNameZ_935
      @CodeNameZ_935 6 месяцев назад +31

      I chose Emily because she seemed more like my girlfriend IRL minus the weird powers calm and caring but a slight bit crazy but enough that you don't mind it

    • @Cupcake_queer12
      @Cupcake_queer12 5 месяцев назад +64

      I JUST WANNA BE COTTAGE CORE FAIRYTALE LESBIANS WITH PENNY AND TREAT HER LIKE A LADY FAIR PRINCESS!!!!!! BUT EVERYONE KEEPS JUDGING ME FOR IT AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO 😭😭

    • @CodeNameZ_935
      @CodeNameZ_935 5 месяцев назад +18

      @@Cupcake_queer12 you do as you please and don't let anyone else tell you otherwise

  • @bigdumbdragon
    @bigdumbdragon Год назад +386

    "You can't fix him!"
    Don't tell me what to do, Jake.

    • @Luna_wilkpl
      @Luna_wilkpl Год назад +8

      YOU. CANNOT. FIX. HIM.

    • @lucasldelgado
      @lucasldelgado Год назад +4

      @@AAJInnie NO👏 THEY👏 CAN’T👏

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus Год назад +4

      @@Luna_wilkpl YES. YOU. CAN.

    • @Luna_wilkpl
      @Luna_wilkpl Год назад +1

      @@RavenclawNimbus NO. YOU. CAN'T.

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus Год назад +4

      @@Luna_wilkpl I’M NOT EVEN GONNA ARGUE, I GUESS YOU’LL JUST HAVE TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG

  • @iamaperson.9471
    @iamaperson.9471 Год назад +374

    I am loving Sam right now. He's wholesome, takes care of his little brother and will support you unconditionally in everything you do

    • @KawaiiCat2
      @KawaiiCat2 Год назад +15

      Yes! Sam is my fav also!

    • @klee1231
      @klee1231 Год назад +18

      Same! I love himbo types and honestly he has the same personality

    • @fastspeeddemon27
      @fastspeeddemon27 Год назад +7

      Same, I also like his interest in music❤

    • @ChaoticSixXx
      @ChaoticSixXx Год назад +19

      The Golden Retriever energy is real. I adore him.

    • @straenmusikant7402
      @straenmusikant7402 Год назад +2

      He looks like Dire from fucking JJBA

  • @baconsoup4913
    @baconsoup4913 10 дней назад +1

    "you cannot fix him" tell that to the rehab and shane recovery mods i installed

  • @monarkwithak
    @monarkwithak 2 года назад +678

    You didn't have to come at me like that for Alex man, he's so cute when he falls for a male character

    • @L1V1NG.C0RPSE
      @L1V1NG.C0RPSE 2 года назад +19

      FRR

    • @phoney2627
      @phoney2627 2 года назад +177

      Marrying Alex as a girl farmer is boring and basic (no offence to anyone, do what you like) but marrying him as a boy farmer adds another layer to it. George is homophobic (unless you have 10 hearts with him) and Alex seems like he would have internalized homophobia.

    • @justasnail885
      @justasnail885 2 года назад +15

      OOOO I know how I'm spending my weekend now

    • @issahchaconjuarez4255
      @issahchaconjuarez4255 2 года назад +117

      ​@@phoney2627 Alex having internalized homophobia makes so much sense omg I always thought that he acted a little off, specially because of the way he apologizes for being rude to the farmer at first like he didn't mean it at all to start with, he just looks like he's trying so hard to be cool and confident and that's why at first he seems to be rude and then you realize he is actually a pretty good person
      It also would explain why I always felt like I related to him in certain way. I have internalized homophobia myself (still working on it)
      Now I have a new headcanon

    • @DeeMetria
      @DeeMetria 2 года назад +58

      ....... Shit, now I'm gonna have to make a male character specifically to marry Alex.
      Thanks for that. Seriously.

  • @alingoodtime
    @alingoodtime 2 года назад +2173

    “you cannot fix him” okay but can he fix me (i spent 10 hours trying to get with clint only to find out he wasn’t available to marry)

    • @ees3876
      @ees3876 2 года назад +519

      CLINT??

    • @mariburrito1065
      @mariburrito1065 2 года назад +181

      there's actually a mod for that... I mean one where you can marry him and one that fixes him..... uh...

    • @alingoodtime
      @alingoodtime 2 года назад +153

      @@mariburrito1065 do NOT encourage me

    • @malnivi
      @malnivi 2 года назад +78

      ​@@mariburrito1065 DO encourage ​@alicia!

    • @ArteryDestroyer
      @ArteryDestroyer 2 года назад +179

      i thought willy was a bachelor at first then i got really upset when my friend told me he wasn't :(
      Willy just seems like he would be a really adorable husband ngl. I also dont remember my original reason why, I think its because i thought he was younger.

  • @kidreside1987
    @kidreside1987 2 года назад +113

    “You cannot fix him.”
    NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE, YOU CANT

  • @Julia-o9h
    @Julia-o9h 6 месяцев назад +2

    I married sam and I think we share our brain cells respectively each day.

  • @Rilln
    @Rilln Год назад +912

    "YOU CANNOT FIX HIM"
    *through tears* YES I CAN.

    • @estelagob1429
      @estelagob1429 Год назад +15

      Literally me

    • @Archiver_Studio
      @Archiver_Studio Год назад +20

      *I WILL TRY AND DIE TRYING*

    • @_peeblar_
      @_peeblar_ Год назад +13

      I may not be able to fix him, but I somehow have 5 hearts with him already and I just started playing 🤷

    • @voodoosleeper
      @voodoosleeper Год назад +5

      This post is about me and I don't like it.

    • @Shoto_Todoroki-TdBkDk
      @Shoto_Todoroki-TdBkDk Год назад +1

      SAME LET'S GO GIRL

  • @danielled8665
    @danielled8665 2 года назад +1620

    Oh no Sebastian, he knows about our many parasocial relationships...

    • @austinsimpson2373
      @austinsimpson2373 2 года назад +12

      What is a parasocial relationship?

    • @danielled8665
      @danielled8665 2 года назад +139

      @@austinsimpson2373 like, being attached to people you know well but they don't know you, if I recall correctly...
      Like, kind of like following a RUclips personality or group and feeling like you know them and such, with full knowledge that to them you're one in a million. Like since I moved listening to Drawfee has been very helpful to combat loneliness from moving because they feel like a friend group which I no longer have.

    • @KingRinVT
      @KingRinVT 2 года назад +9

      Why is it so truuuuueeee

    • @shutupmeg69
      @shutupmeg69 2 года назад +15

      got called out 🥲

    • @zakkymiftahurrahman1665
      @zakkymiftahurrahman1665 2 года назад +6

      ​@@danielled8665 my understanding is quite close with your explanation, but taken a step further, like you're in love and think that they're your girlfriend/boyfriend, while they just think of you as a fan. I had to read the difference between being a fan and being in a parasocial relationship, in case I mixed up the two.

  • @kyleerae8577
    @kyleerae8577 2 года назад +342

    I know I can't fix him!! But the way he talks about his chickens and feeds my animals before I wake up makes me love him more than anything😭

    • @coffeekat5066
      @coffeekat5066 2 года назад +16

      Right? Shane was my pick when I first played Stardew cause like....There's more to him than 'the depressed one'? Also his love of animals makes him marrying a farmer make sense lol

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus Год назад +1

      As a dude who dated Haley I felt attacked, and then he mentioned Shane and I was like “YOU DONE MESSED UP”

  • @LakeWaterJuice
    @LakeWaterJuice Месяц назад

    The room, outfite, textbubbles, WHY DOES EVERYTHING MATCH?! AND IT LOOKS SO PERFECT TOGETHER TOO
    I achive to be this stylish

  • @shikanoinelijha
    @shikanoinelijha Год назад +468

    Reject People. Hug Krobus.

    • @scarletrose8766
      @scarletrose8766 11 месяцев назад +12

      Well I dunno man I feel like Abigail ain't human she eats rocks she's a different type of entity in my book.

  • @ladycremation65
    @ladycremation65 2 года назад +736

    I LOVE Sebastian. Sometimes people misinterprets his sayings, but he does loves you. He just needs some time alone. I am an introvert like him and I do understand his bounderies. Couples needs some time alone sometimes and it's not all relationship who ends like '' ALWAYS TOGETHER' EVERYDAY AND FOREVER''. In my games, I always felt that his love was honest and genuine ^^ because I do understand his character a lot. ♥

    • @Cinnamo_eya
      @Cinnamo_eya Год назад +51

      Same. I definitely relate to his bad, could be misunderstood joke, as that is me all the time. Which is why I try not to joke at all as it could come off as being mean or sarcastic. His classic example is the "Go make us more money" joke, which I never really thought was an issue, but apparently it is

    • @ladycremation65
      @ladycremation65 Год назад +40

      @@Cinnamo_eya In my years of life, some people will try to ''heal'' me from the evil sickness that is called introvert. A lot of people thinks that is bad, this is not normal...but wtf, not everyone are extrovert and need to always be outgoing.

    • @Liv._.2434
      @Liv._.2434 Год назад +16

      I love him to I started play Stardew call 2 days ago and the moment I saw him I fell in love

    • @black_scorpion9781
      @black_scorpion9781 Год назад +10

      Him and Sam are the first two people I always lvl up my friendship with

    • @shyguy2656
      @shyguy2656 Год назад +14

      I relate a lot to this, and I always marry Sebastian in base game (I’ve been playing the mod Stardew Valley Expanded recently and gave some new romanceable characters a shot). However, in my last vanilla playthrough I married Sebastian and I was on year 2, and I had recently found out that your spouse will watch the moonlight jellies with you! I was really excited since I was close to the end of summer, and then I got to the festival and Sebastian said something like “I want to be left alone today” and I felt so bad-
      One, it felt like some sort of rejection which fucking sucked. Two, due to the game code (obviously) he was forced to spend time with me watching the jellies anyway. And three, moonlight jellies is my favorite festival and I cried like in real life from that. Mostly because my actual relationship was not going well at the time and it reminded me of them.
      Basically, I understand needing time to yourself, but admittedly Sebastian can be kind of a dick sometimes. I was so excited for this festival and he like actually, legitimately ruined it for me. I had to stop playing after that.

  • @troy.s589
    @troy.s589 Год назад +482

    I love how Clint asks you to get an an amethyst for Emily and say it's from him and Emily's like I don't care where you got it from and kisses you while I'm just trying to marry her sister

    • @ZinniaDoesNothing
      @ZinniaDoesNothing Год назад +50

      When I got that quest, I barely knew her (I think I was only at one or two hearts.) When I delivered it to her, and she kissed me, I was shouting at my screen, “I’M MARRIED.” Shane and Elliott are my go to marriage candidates.

    • @AntichristsPlusOne
      @AntichristsPlusOne Год назад

      @@ZinniaDoesNothingbooo shane ewwww

    • @ZinniaDoesNothing
      @ZinniaDoesNothing Год назад +11

      @@AntichristsPlusOneLet me be married to my alcoholic, depressed husband in peace :(

    • @naocat7
      @naocat7 Год назад +3

      ​@@AntichristsPlusOnehe's best boy.

    • @AntichristsPlusOne
      @AntichristsPlusOne Год назад +1

      @@naocat7 no he’s not😭😭😭

  • @Jessie_Warren11618
    @Jessie_Warren11618 2 месяца назад +2

    I like penny because she reminds me of myself
    terrible parents? ✔️
    desire to be a mother and have a family? ✔️
    anxious AND antisocial? ✔️
    also, she's just someone who tries to do kind things despite occasionally messing up (cough cough 2 heart cutscene cough cough) and I myself HEAVILY relate

  • @fisher7865
    @fisher7865 Год назад +275

    hey it wasn’t a mommy kink that lead me to penny. it was a savior complex

    • @skyebi
      @skyebi Год назад +35

      The true call out, to be fair though she deserved so much better!!!

    • @LazishMoon
      @LazishMoon Год назад +4

      So true

    • @jassoanime
      @jassoanime Год назад +4

      This hahah

    • @kyliejoline13
      @kyliejoline13 Год назад +2

      Relatable 😂😂😂

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 7 месяцев назад +4

      I saw my own life in her and said "No honey you don't deserve this, let's go".

  • @GalaxyWolf_ishere
    @GalaxyWolf_ishere Год назад +253

    don’t worry bro, both our pillows be purple

    • @boredboi6279
      @boredboi6279 11 месяцев назад +4

      Is that a joke about her hair dye running or kissing the pillow I can't tell

    • @kaynebula2093
      @kaynebula2093 11 месяцев назад +6

      I read this as both of you are purple goths

    • @TheDrifter450
      @TheDrifter450 10 месяцев назад

      @@boredboi6279lipstick

    • @owenblount7334
      @owenblount7334 9 месяцев назад

      “I love being purple!”-Patrick Star

    • @GalaxyWolf_ishere
      @GalaxyWolf_ishere 9 месяцев назад

      @@kaynebula2093 yes

  • @vm6615
    @vm6615 2 года назад +216

    "If youre a girl this is just every lesbian crush" but i love her

    • @brokenprincess7013
      @brokenprincess7013 2 года назад +14

      So true bestie

    • @katylepetsos7512
      @katylepetsos7512 2 года назад +13

      Haley is such a sweetheart, I only recently started playing Stardew but she’s been my favorite since the beginning, and I really like her heart events too.

  • @Pendragons_Art
    @Pendragons_Art 7 месяцев назад +8

    I am the one who smothered my pillowcase in purple so it’s only fair me and Abigail get together to reduce the harm to pillowcases.
    As for Sebastian…you didn’t need to call me out like that.

  • @emilymarley4505
    @emilymarley4505 2 года назад +268

    The Leah one started out so nice and then felt like it broke into my house just to name call me, I love it lmaoooo

  • @lightlysalted2564
    @lightlysalted2564 Год назад +1323

    "Youre a white gay" im actually a mixed bi and made it my mission to make HIM gay the moment he said he wished there were more girls in pelican town. Girl im infecting him.

    • @lightlysalted2564
      @lightlysalted2564 Год назад +249

      Update we are now in a happy committed relationship where we are bettering ourselves and are deeply in love. Just for the bit though.

    • @apolloinjustices
      @apolloinjustices Год назад +75

      youre so real for this

    • @Devil_-zy6vv
      @Devil_-zy6vv Год назад +22

      JASON TODD PFP SPOTTED

    • @lightlysalted2564
      @lightlysalted2564 Год назад +19

      @@Devil_-zy6vv GRINS AT YOU

    • @ActuallyCactus
      @ActuallyCactus Год назад +8

      HOLY SHIT BRO SAME

  • @asherizdead
    @asherizdead 2 года назад +400

    “You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him, I wanna be broken together

    • @aureleavalon2897
      @aureleavalon2897 2 года назад +27

      Bruh i thought he was an asshole at first but I started giving him gifts since his was the easiest to get and look the heart events made me feel for him, like "he just like me fr fr except i dont really drink"

    • @Odd_Encounters
      @Odd_Encounters 2 года назад +17

      Spoilers!!: He is pretty relatable for us mentally ill fellas (or at least I thought so LMAO) especially that cut scene with him on the cliff threatening to jump off and crying to the farmer drunk asking why he shouldn't. That was REAL, a little too real. I dont drink I'm scared of alcohol because of my parents and their addiction. I smoke weed and some days it feels like the one thing that keeps me going or at least that's what I used to think before I had my attempt.

    • @ilsavil
      @ilsavil 2 года назад +5

      I'm sorry but this is the most emo thing I've read today and I just got flashbacks on my highschool days when Red Jumpsuit Apparatus is blasting on repeat in every radio available.

  • @IC-0n_cube
    @IC-0n_cube 2 месяца назад +1

    Me, house-mates with Krobus: 👁️👄👁️

  • @themanbehindtheslaughter8693
    @themanbehindtheslaughter8693 9 месяцев назад +1481

    "You cannot fix him" My brother in christ, fixing him is the ENTIRE PREMISE of his heart events

    • @aslilyum
      @aslilyum 9 месяцев назад +131

      This! I sooo hate Shane slander, like some ppl need some empathy and seeing his smile is worth all the support you give him

    • @themanbehindtheslaughter8693
      @themanbehindtheslaughter8693 9 месяцев назад +116

      @@aslilyum On god. Like they completely ignore the whole part where he quite literally gets his shit together. He quits drinking -Ik he apparently relapses if you romance him but still-, he gets a therapist, homie even starts thinking about the future again. Shane's whole story kinda hits hard for me in some ways, so I always go out of my way to get him to 8 hearts no matter what

    • @ally443
      @ally443 9 месяцев назад +131

      But when you do marry him though, his room becomes a mess and looks like he's back to drinking so I would say 'you can't change him' after all

    • @-o8358
      @-o8358 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@ally443 beeeep

    • @crms00n6
      @crms00n6 9 месяцев назад +20

      What happens when you marry him exactly? Im sure his room is perfectly clean

  • @byczek_prime
    @byczek_prime 9 месяцев назад +1195

    Im sorry i just love the way Alex blushes and his himbo energy😭😭

    • @NV_Penta
      @NV_Penta 9 месяцев назад +17

      Same

    • @Meelexi123
      @Meelexi123 8 месяцев назад +8

      HELP MY FIRST GO TO WAS SHANE AND SEBASTIAN and he does

    • @vienno-sio1296
      @vienno-sio1296 8 месяцев назад +21

      Alex or Sam was my way to go too 😄 Alex is so true

    • @CandiceLemonSharks
      @CandiceLemonSharks 8 месяцев назад +20

      BI WOMEN FOR ALEX REPRESENT

    • @mitchelreimer6934
      @mitchelreimer6934 8 месяцев назад +5

      dont apologize for being normal

  • @_Asvaria
    @_Asvaria 7 месяцев назад +637

    What can I say, Sam is a dork, yes, but also he’s a human ray of sunshine, a bit naive but still it’s MY ray of sunshine with a heart of gold and I love this guy for it. Also he’s good with kids and does something on a farm basically everyday 🤷 On the other side Sebastian is pretty much a manifestation of my persona in this game, the only difference is - he’s a guy and with different color palette. After marriage he becomes a cinnamon roll.

    • @haileygabrielle_08
      @haileygabrielle_08 7 месяцев назад +32

      we love sam

    • @chalusiro2785
      @chalusiro2785 6 месяцев назад +22

      WE LOVE SAM

    • @sarahcole9661
      @sarahcole9661 6 месяцев назад +5

      Hell yeah

    • @tristanallred4863
      @tristanallred4863 5 месяцев назад +10

      can't forget that sam is like a father figure to vincent which gives some bonus points

    • @raxoremysdexsargi1780
      @raxoremysdexsargi1780 4 месяца назад +6

      Pursuing Sebastian gave me a much greater appreciation for Sam, I figured I should befriend my husband's friends so I did, and he's just a lil skateboarding gameboy sunshine dork lol

  • @chey_09
    @chey_09 14 дней назад +2

    Alex isn’t a bully! He’s just sporty and arrogant. He’s had a hard life! Don’t make fun of my husband!

  • @hiurro
    @hiurro 2 года назад +151

    Abigail's hair is supernaturally purple so it shouldn't stain anything, it just grows that color. She used to dye it from her natural brown but she mentions that she doesn't need to dye it anymore.

    • @thy_lord_tachanka_2392
      @thy_lord_tachanka_2392 2 года назад +18

      Offended by this video tbh leave me and abby alone she best girl 😭

    • @elieli2893
      @elieli2893 2 года назад +59

      Oh I wonder why! *Side-eyes the purple-haired wizard in the forest who had a bad breakup with his wife for a "mistake" he made and the wife of a grocery store owner who used to take "long walks" into that specific part of forest*

    • @jamaalgaylord5029
      @jamaalgaylord5029 2 года назад +4

      ​@@elieli2893ya and the wizard also talks about thinking one of the villagers might be his child...

    • @hfar_in_the_sky
      @hfar_in_the_sky 4 месяца назад +3

      @@elieli2893 Oh come now! I'm certain that's just a coincidence! Just as it's a coincidence that Abigail has a natural interest in the supernatural or that she herself sometimes goes out to the wizard tower to look at it. Total coincidence!

  • @Spookworm
    @Spookworm 8 месяцев назад +2235

    Alex was definitely made for the gays. He just exudes overcompensating, slightly traumatized, mid to late-90s bisexual and I'm not about to just ignore those repressed emotions 👀

    • @sliceoflife7423
      @sliceoflife7423 8 месяцев назад +175

      I love him as a girl. He goes from old school jock with misogynistic vibes to my sweet house husband who supports his working wife >:D

    • @PompompurinPromo
      @PompompurinPromo 8 месяцев назад +34

      alex = best boy

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 7 месяцев назад +34

      He likes dogs too.

    • @darleners2099
      @darleners2099 7 месяцев назад +12

      i remember my ex bf married him in stardew valley

    • @Trexdeal
      @Trexdeal 7 месяцев назад +8

      I don't know, but he kinda reminds me of nick from heartstopper

  • @alexs.5171
    @alexs.5171 2 года назад +1713

    “If you’re a girl this is just every lesbian crush”
    Okay, AND!?

  • @amurder_h0rnet
    @amurder_h0rnet 3 месяца назад +3

    i choose sebastian because he's not insane and doesn't give up on his dreams.

  • @fiorediloto3830
    @fiorediloto3830 2 года назад +215

    "What do you mean you always end up with the man-child? IT'S YOUR TYPE"
    you didn't have to call me out like that

    • @karawithgun8148
      @karawithgun8148 2 года назад +8

      When Sam got all pissy about having to help his mom with dinner I was like "My dumb ass husband...

    • @fiorediloto3830
      @fiorediloto3830 2 года назад +3

      @@karawithgun8148 MY PEOPLE

    • @mathildak6486
      @mathildak6486 2 года назад +3

      I SEARCHED FOR A SAM COMMENT FOR TOO LONG

    • @fiorediloto3830
      @fiorediloto3830 2 года назад +4

      @@mathildak6486 i love me a golden retriever man with gravity defying hair

    • @mathildak6486
      @mathildak6486 2 года назад +5

      @@fiorediloto3830 my best friends are his mom, his brother and Sebastian my life revolves around him 😭😭

  • @Sam_VA
    @Sam_VA 2 года назад +194

    I can't fix him and I can't fix myself
    We're literally made for each other

  • @j.a.r.5974
    @j.a.r.5974 2 года назад +434

    Alex isn't a bully tho, he's pretty chill for a jock character actually. He lost his mom as a kid, had an abusive dad and honestly shitty grandpa as a guardian. Man has issues but he handles them 100 times better than Shane. Fake confidence and denial are preferable to alcoholism. Plus that scene at the two hearts in the beach where he opens up about his mom passing away really makes me feel for the guy.
    Lost someone he loved so young only for his other source of protection to be a deadbeat alcoholic who abandoned him at his grandparents place. That shit resonates with a lot of people.

    • @mayu9882
      @mayu9882 2 года назад +12

      Denial

    • @convallariahalla
      @convallariahalla 2 года назад +21

      We’re gonna gloss over the misogyny?

    • @j.a.r.5974
      @j.a.r.5974 2 года назад +67

      @@convallariahalla that last very little and while that is bad he does change his opinion. If i remember the comment he makes its about the games version of football and how he didnt think a girl like us knew or would be able to play. But he does seem happy about being wrong which to me shows he doesnt mean it in a bad way. All the women his age arent exactly sporty so he probably doesnt expect your character to be either.
      But like i said, for a jock hes actually really chill. All the younger love interest are stereotypes and they could have made him so much worse for far longer like Shane (who literally tells you to fuck off unless you feed his addiction long enough). Plus if you romance him as a guy his dialogue and mannerism show that he's very repressed and his grandpa doesnt fully like you if you get with him either. Unlike the others who dont really have reservations regardless of your gender, it makes his whole route seem more real to me since he finds himself and comes to realize what he wants doesnt need to be what society or someone else wants for him. Lots of people don't romance him for how he is at surface level but he's actually one of the more 3 dimensional ones to me, at least based on how i perceived his events, dialogue and interacting with his things and family.

    • @AccountName9390
      @AccountName9390 2 года назад +27

      J.a.R. u r so right about Alex being one of the most realistic characters out there. To me, he is one of the few who do not adhere to the basic media stereotypes, which would make him simple enough for the audience to understand but deprive of his personality (like it happened to some other characters).
      And yes, I agree, he copes with his shit way better than Shane and never plays the victim.

    • @AccountName9390
      @AccountName9390 2 года назад +18

      @@convallariahalla well yes, in the beginning he behaves like a jerk, but he voluntarily changes later. No one is perfect (not even u), so people need time to realize their mistakes. For some, like Alex, one of their flaws may be sexism, but if they change their mind why would you still treat them bad?
      Being able to grow and change is what make us humans.

  • @afterlyte
    @afterlyte 7 месяцев назад +2

    Forget abigail being the stereotypical goth girl, finding out what her hobby interests are in her 6 heart event immediately won me over

  • @justdarkthoughts
    @justdarkthoughts 2 года назад +718

    I never saw Abigail as a goth girl type but an adventurous type which for me is very cool.

  • @envy4500
    @envy4500 2 года назад +179

    “you cannot fix him.”
    I CAN ACCEPT HIM THE WAY HE IS

  • @dawsonglawe3203
    @dawsonglawe3203 Год назад +346

    "Everyone loves the goth girl till they turn and see their pillowcase smothered in purple."
    Buy purple pillowcases.

    • @IzSlndrMn
      @IzSlndrMn Год назад +3

      Exactly!

    • @angreed7429
      @angreed7429 Год назад +14

      As a goth girl I highly recommend black sheets/pillowcases

    • @THE_solareclipse444
      @THE_solareclipse444 Год назад +1

      @@angreed7429 same

    • @Moxi.floxacin
      @Moxi.floxacin Год назад +3

      AND ITS ALSO A BENEFIT FOR ME CAUSE I FUCKING LOVE PURPLE

    • @elitaenos5819
      @elitaenos5819 Год назад +1

      Good thing purple is my favorite color!

  • @tristanallred4863
    @tristanallred4863 5 месяцев назад +2

    Apologies about the loud comment a second ago, but to be clear, a healthy relationship is where you both value each other and are your best self around each other, lifting them up well they do the same for you, and emily does this perfectly in my opinion... Though she is a crazy person, but honestly that's what makes her so cute.

  • @tinkerblunder5150
    @tinkerblunder5150 8 месяцев назад +351

    "You dabble in weird fan fiction"
    My Tumblr: 😶

  • @BRACE_The_Ace
    @BRACE_The_Ace 8 месяцев назад +255

    Aro-Ace people just vibing with Krobus as their roommate

    • @oneannoyingjester
      @oneannoyingjester 5 месяцев назад +2

      Yesssss

    • @tristanallred4863
      @tristanallred4863 5 месяцев назад +7

      for real, Im just ace my self so I went with emily, because Im still a sap, but krobus do just better like that

  • @shadowfluffylion8291
    @shadowfluffylion8291 2 года назад +410

    Sam is literally a golden retriever boyfriend, and I love him for that

    • @Amongusaurus
      @Amongusaurus 2 года назад +23

      Plus he looks like a super saiyan

    • @yokoakimura
      @yokoakimura 2 года назад +17

      Perhaps a golden retriever is just a perpetual lovable blond man child

    • @par3433
      @par3433 2 года назад +10

      I’ve been waiting for a Sam comment thank you 😭

    • @thegoblinking.
      @thegoblinking. 2 года назад +9

      Hes a skater boy whos in a band and he'd simp for me. Sounds perfect.

  • @missautumn764
    @missautumn764 26 дней назад

    HAHA omg I noticed Elliot and immediately knew that I was gonna go for him. And your comment is 100% correct.😂😂😂😂