Pumped Up Kicks (Bardcore | Medieval Style with Vocals - Original by Cornelius Link)

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  • Опубликовано: 30 май 2020
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    Pumped Up Kicks, medieval style.
    Lo, I do jump on the mummer wagon. I present to ye, Pumped Up Kicks, or henceforth: Buskin Boots. I must thank Cornelius Funk for giving the world his wonderful arrangement, and also my brother, Friar Funk, for providing his heavenly voice.
    Original Song: Foster the People
    Medieval Arrangement: Cornelius Link • Foster The People - Pu...
    Listen on Soundcloud: / hildegard_von_blingin
    Lyrics:
    Robert hath a swift hand
    He doth gaze upon the fyrd, and he maketh a plan
    He hath a jaunty cap, perched upon his head, he is a longbowman
    He did find an old bow of yew
    And a quiver of arrows in his father’s chest, wherefore I cannot say
    But he cometh for thee, yea he cometh for thee
    All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots
    Best ye go, best ye go
    Outrun my bow
    All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots
    Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow
    Father worketh all day
    And he cometh home late, yea he cometh home late
    Mayhaps he bringeth me a gift
    For stew is in the pot though it doth taste of grit
    I have waited e’re long
    Now mine eye is quick and mine arm is strong
    I reason with my crooked cap
    And say “Thou art an artless, greasy tallow-catch.” Yea
    All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots
    Best ye go, best ye go
    Outrun my bow
    All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots
    Best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow
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Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @CorneliusLink
    @CorneliusLink 4 года назад +71021

    Wow. This is incredible, or as I would say in medieval english(sorry): Thou dost takest my breath away, Lady Hildegard and Lord Friar!

    • @De_Brie
      @De_Brie 4 года назад +1797

      Hildegard von Blingin' Ok, you and Cornelius should definitely work on making this kind of song a new music genre ! ( Forgive my English I'm a French baguette )

    • @KutsaiChan
      @KutsaiChan 4 года назад +442

      @@Hildegardvonblingin This is definitely my new favorite genre and it doesn't actually exist haha 😅 It's incredible! Like I'm geeked out over it about as much as I would be if I had heard an authentic piece recreated to sound just as it would have back then~ I can't stop gushing over it! ❤

    • @lancejobs
      @lancejobs 4 года назад +392

      Dear Sir Link,
      It is with deep satisfaction I pen this letter. Thy have done well in the realm, and should continue-th the making of merry and ye-olden style. This Knight hopes to hear more of the bards work and takes upon hope of its lasting quality and collaborations with the others sought out be the muses. I beg me leave as there are blades to prepare for the coming times. Stay safe bard, may no stray arrows from the fields of battle mar your flesh or spirit.
      -The free knight, Corsair

    • @ilficherrimolori
      @ilficherrimolori 4 года назад +78

      You guys should make songs together like Sweater Weather or something

    • @cowboybeep3542
      @cowboybeep3542 4 года назад +112

      I’m calling it now, this shits going to blow up.

  • @funkydanieluk
    @funkydanieluk 4 года назад +44862

    When that one quiet peasant says he likes you and you shouldn't show up to the feast tomorrow.

  • @Kings_Crossing
    @Kings_Crossing 4 года назад +18085

    *Her:* So what era of music is your favourite?
    *Me:* The 60's
    *Her:* Oh I like the Beatles too
    *Me:* _The 1360's_

    • @meat_doughnuts3457
      @meat_doughnuts3457 4 года назад +134

      Lol

    • @KefkeWren
      @KefkeWren 4 года назад +477

      I love this, Postmedern Jukebox, and those guys that did a synthwave cover of Country Roads.
      Apparently, my favourite era of music is "The Wrong Era".

    • @satorugojo6579
      @satorugojo6579 4 года назад +114

      I’m just happy she likes the Beatles

    • @shanepowers7566
      @shanepowers7566 4 года назад +19

      Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

    • @marycassidy1570
      @marycassidy1570 4 года назад +8

      Same

  • @hatababazi4413
    @hatababazi4413 2 года назад +3365

    "We live in a monarchy": the jester

  • @amysteriousviewer3772
    @amysteriousviewer3772 2 года назад +4858

    Can’t believe Foster The People made a modern version of this medieval classic.

  • @f0cke_wulf764
    @f0cke_wulf764 4 года назад +8005

    When you notice the quiet kid walk out of the village blacksmith's with a full quiver

    • @Zalazaar
      @Zalazaar 4 года назад +303

      *fletcher

    • @johnnydogs8649
      @johnnydogs8649 4 года назад +3

      Hahahaha best comment

    • @drew535
      @drew535 4 года назад +64

      @Joseph lmao not everyome has the time to perfect their old english references

    • @alyssa09485
      @alyssa09485 4 года назад +17

      Well whatever time period, it's still true not everyone has the time to brush up on their references from it

    • @OBtheamazing
      @OBtheamazing 4 года назад +25

      @@Zalazaar the Fletcher would make the arrows, but wouldnt the blacksmith make and maybe mount the heads?

  • @hash-slingingslasher1374
    @hash-slingingslasher1374 4 года назад +14621

    Thou art be best advised not to enter schooling quarters on the 'morrow.

    • @belisarius6949
      @belisarius6949 4 года назад +622

      I like thou. Thou are adviset not to visit the educational center on next eve.

    • @enevy3165
      @enevy3165 4 года назад +432

      I thank thee for thine prophetic warnings

    • @ollymurphy3757
      @ollymurphy3757 4 года назад +220

      what dost thou think thineself be? a young prophet?

    • @AeromaticXD
      @AeromaticXD 4 года назад +16

      Ahahaha

    • @zerozone5848
      @zerozone5848 4 года назад +91

      So tomorrow?
      "no man she said shes coming back *on the morrow"*
      Yea so that means tomorrow
      "no man the *morrow* IS A *bird*
      "p a n i k"

  • @ItIsGonnaGetWayWorse
    @ItIsGonnaGetWayWorse 2 года назад +3971

    Imagine an english longbow, which generally has a heavy pull and is very large.
    Imagine a child, not only pulling back said bow, but rapid firing it.
    Robert was built different.

    • @DoesNotComphoot
      @DoesNotComphoot 2 года назад +217

      Verily so.

    • @JasminemPolyanthum
      @JasminemPolyanthum Год назад +350

      The devil himself did afford Robert with an overactive pituitary gland, unfortunately.

    • @robertpatter5509
      @robertpatter5509 Год назад +47

      Before the USSR fell I was born. Then it fell after I was born.
      Lol

    • @user-qy5bj5qv6b
      @user-qy5bj5qv6b Год назад +128

      I may be mistaken but, at least at some point, archery training was mandatory for peasantry in England (in case the good lords decided to make them go kill each other yet again) so it isn’t that hard to imagine that a relatively young kid has some archery training. Furthermore, not every English bow was a 100+ pound war beast of longbow, designed to cover huge distances and/or pierce armor. There were in fact far lighter hunting bows around as well.

    • @user-kg7kd3jp6x
      @user-kg7kd3jp6x Год назад +81

      Longbow practice was ingrained in English children from a very young age. The longbow wasn't exclusive to the English, and the English longbow wasn't particularly heavy or well-made. What set the English longbowmen apart was a cultural and religious practice of training with the longbow every sunday. Men, women, and children alike. Peasants and kings alike

  • @kestreldragonicesyth8831
    @kestreldragonicesyth8831 6 месяцев назад +194

    "All ye bully-rooks with the buskin boots, best ye go, best ye go, outrun my arrow"
    The best lyricism I may have ever heard, my brain is melting /pos

  • @johnkennedy4092
    @johnkennedy4092 3 года назад +7707

    When the jester finally gets tired of being laughed at...

    • @wiilov
      @wiilov 3 года назад +290

      Grade A comment. But small reminder that the point of the Jester was to point out the follies of the kingship and it's governors, providing the common man a voice to not only humble the court, but to serve as a mocking advisor, usually to cut away the ambitions of various power-hungry nobles.
      When the Jester is killed, the people lose their voice, the nobles lose their leash, and the king loses perception.

    • @thestarfromyugioh
      @thestarfromyugioh 3 года назад +244

      @@wiilov
      In that case:
      when the Jester gets tired of being regularly dismissed

    • @akirakramer8937
      @akirakramer8937 3 года назад +14

      Dimentio time.

    • @bobthreetimes2286
      @bobthreetimes2286 3 года назад +78

      Everyone a knight until the jester brings a long bow to the monastery

    • @jabezjeon584
      @jabezjeon584 3 года назад +11

      Jester pulls out bow on king like:

  • @arielle2336
    @arielle2336 4 года назад +3003

    "Pass the AUX cord"
    "Thee better not playeth trash"

    • @Hormiga59
      @Hormiga59 4 года назад +151

      The Auxiliar Rope

    • @joachim3306
      @joachim3306 4 года назад +13

      Antonio GAHAHAHA

    • @a.v.d2315
      @a.v.d2315 4 года назад +34

      thou*

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 4 года назад +18

      @@a.v.d2315 I really didn't want to be that guy and I'm so happy I don't have to xD

    • @arielle2336
      @arielle2336 4 года назад +9

      yeah yeah i know this is GrAmMatIcAly InCoRrEcT but 1)English is not my first language 2) it's part of the joke k? k.

  • @alietheartist734
    @alietheartist734 2 года назад +1353

    The really great part about this is that this is the first version of this song I heard. Now, when I hear the song in public I’m quietly singing to myself: “All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots...”

  • @dragons_hook
    @dragons_hook 2 года назад +780

    In my opinion, Bardcore was one of the coolest things to come out of this pandemic.

    • @TimCizej137
      @TimCizej137 Год назад

      *Plandemic.

    • @dragons_hook
      @dragons_hook Год назад +16

      @@TimCizej137 so this was all planned! All a ruse to unleash the bardcore bug to the world!

    • @legoman5491
      @legoman5491 4 месяца назад +9

      The pandemic was 4 years ago, and how time has flown

    • @keynanmartinez
      @keynanmartinez 3 месяца назад +1

      I agree

  • @dariuszkwietnioczub
    @dariuszkwietnioczub 4 года назад +4088

    Everyone is a knight untill rabbit turn up with longbow.

    • @BoeseFlueche
      @BoeseFlueche 4 года назад +142

      Everybody a bandit until the rabbit pulls out his longbow.

    • @Justyouraveragejoe72
      @Justyouraveragejoe72 4 года назад +14

      Nice twist on a good meme

    • @stein1919
      @stein1919 4 года назад +19

      "He's got teeth like....he can jump about.....LOOK AT THE BOOOOW!"

    • @thesun5112
      @thesun5112 4 года назад +6

      *The rabbit!?*

    • @DanielS2001
      @DanielS2001 4 года назад +26

      Me: (pulls out the Holy Hand Grenade) Cometh at me!

  • @Joe-pm8de
    @Joe-pm8de 4 года назад +7826

    Tis but a jest till the lord’s boy brings out a crossbow during town school.

    • @iamdeviljho2795
      @iamdeviljho2795 4 года назад +603

      Twas always such a quiet boy, tis a shame 😟

    • @thehumandirigible4882
      @thehumandirigible4882 4 года назад +487

      Everybode jaunty til the longbowmans son come hither

    • @copper803
      @copper803 4 года назад +161

      Ones mind be only in jaunt for yet the day to come hither whenceupon the children play not with simple toys and names but longbows.

    • @ghostwas_here
      @ghostwas_here 4 года назад +48

      just... your profile pic..

    • @anativeamerican3140
      @anativeamerican3140 4 года назад +69

      Tis but a jest till the lords boy commeth to a jousting spar, asking "Where art thou bullies now?".

  • @AiluridaeAureus
    @AiluridaeAureus 2 года назад +1451

    The funniest part of this is... This actually sounds like it could be some authentic folk song about a Robin Hood-esque figure seeking the heads of the nobility, king and his men after they ruined his life, likely killing his parents and siblings. If I didn't know the tune to Pumped Up Kicks, this would blend right in in a folk music play list. You guys are really good at this.

  • @jamie6506
    @jamie6506 7 месяцев назад +103

    "Now mine eye is quick, and mine arm is strong" hits oddly hard

  • @vnom84
    @vnom84 4 года назад +12877

    Some of you guys are alright. Don’t go to the ren faire tomorrow...

    • @deadiggy7920
      @deadiggy7920 4 года назад +115

      What happens if I go anyway general?

    • @Shawnmiller1903
      @Shawnmiller1903 4 года назад +83

      Hello there

    • @jakeyboy261992
      @jakeyboy261992 4 года назад +96

      @@Shawnmiller1903 general kenobi

    • @thomasn4347
      @thomasn4347 4 года назад +117

      @@jakeyboy261992 thou art a bold one

    • @nasheextant3898
      @nasheextant3898 4 года назад +74

      Thank you peaceful travelor, I shall take note

  • @crispyandspicy6813
    @crispyandspicy6813 3 года назад +7111

    "What carry thee in thine bag?"
    "Vengence, my lord"

    • @PiePierrot
      @PiePierrot 2 года назад +96

      Lol, is that a quote from somewhere or did you come up with that yourself. Awesome either way!

    • @gsiya4023
      @gsiya4023 2 года назад +30

      Perfect.

    • @jasongonzalez4967
      @jasongonzalez4967 2 года назад +29

      OMG this made me crack up

    • @Mrkabrat
      @Mrkabrat 2 года назад +275

      "I think thou art a fine and upstanding knave, pray thee come not to the monastery in the morrow"

    • @gordonlekfors2708
      @gordonlekfors2708 2 года назад +34

      *what carry thou

  • @friedrichwilhelmvonsteuben7952
    @friedrichwilhelmvonsteuben7952 2 года назад +263

    Norwegian archery club approves

  • @Wargulf2838
    @Wargulf2838 10 месяцев назад +93

    I... am shocked. not only is it a good remix, not only does it have a good singer, but the lyrics are an appropriate counterpart to the modern lyrics.
    this is cruelly underappreciated. the lack of recommendation is criminal.

  • @lapissed9620
    @lapissed9620 4 года назад +3614

    When Merida from Brave has finally had enough with the suitors

    • @Sienrel
      @Sienrel 4 года назад +106

      IS JAST ME BOOOOW!!!

    • @Nightman221k
      @Nightman221k 4 года назад +40

      I was thinking the same thing. I love Merida.

    • @Aerotactics
      @Aerotactics 4 года назад +26

      THAT's why Brave videos were in my recommended.

    • @vi4440
      @vi4440 4 года назад +34

      ILL BE SHOOTING FOR MY OWN HAND

    • @lurategh
      @lurategh 4 года назад +9

      @@Sienrel I thought I was the only one who quoted that line! 😂

  • @SShonix
    @SShonix 4 года назад +3572

    Crush : "I like guys who listens to old music"
    Me :

    • @lophyr8521
      @lophyr8521 4 года назад +48

      A fine taste in music

    • @timtam.
      @timtam. 4 года назад +13

      Ew straight people

    • @axelscales_
      @axelscales_ 4 года назад +99

      @@timtam. but... you don't know either of their genders

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams 4 года назад +14

      That's an odly specific request for love interest this person has

    • @HiroKitty
      @HiroKitty 4 года назад +69

      @@timtam. ew someone who doesn't accept people just because they're not gay

  • @yummowickersham7746
    @yummowickersham7746 Год назад +203

    WE MAKIN’ IT OUT OF THE DARK AGE WITH THIS ONE 🔥 🔥 🔥

  • @TomboTime
    @TomboTime 3 года назад +41

    "thou art an artless, greasy-tallow catch"
    savage

  • @mzc2532
    @mzc2532 4 года назад +14310

    This single handedly proved that parallel universes exist.

    • @moonstone6133
      @moonstone6133 4 года назад +690

      By making this version of the song, an alternate universe where this song was actually made in the medival times now exists

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 4 года назад +194

      @Jose Castro That's the premise for a movie id watch the fuck out of

    • @SpontaneouCombustion
      @SpontaneouCombustion 4 года назад +65

      M zc Actually you don’t need an alternate universe. Since the universe is infinite somewhere out there would be a world where this song was made in medieval times if you think about it.

    • @nonegone7170
      @nonegone7170 4 года назад +23

      How do you know the universe is infinite?

    • @ras_krystafari3333
      @ras_krystafari3333 4 года назад +29

      This song created the parallel itself as soon as it was made

  • @aidanrogers4438
    @aidanrogers4438 4 года назад +5773

    History fact: During the Third Crusade, the Crusaders would blast this song on full volume during the Siege of Acre.

    • @JDBajaBlast
      @JDBajaBlast 4 года назад +90

      Yes my ancestors pasted down this story so I can confirm

    • @Maria-hy1gw
      @Maria-hy1gw 4 года назад +68

      But... this song didn't come out until 1194?? How??

    • @at0mic_zomb0y
      @at0mic_zomb0y 4 года назад +15

      Did you go to Lewis Chapel middle school in Fayetteville north Carolina?

    • @JDBajaBlast
      @JDBajaBlast 4 года назад +1

      @@at0mic_zomb0y ????????

    • @42DangerVision
      @42DangerVision 4 года назад +12

      'tis known!

  • @OnlyTwoShoes
    @OnlyTwoShoes Год назад +16

    _"You've always been my friend. Don't go to the Renfaire tomorrow..."_

  • @bethfarnsworth1727
    @bethfarnsworth1727 2 года назад +192

    I'm so blown away by how clever you are with your lyrics. Everything is on point. I love it.

  • @kalibertotal9735
    @kalibertotal9735 4 года назад +4883

    I don't know why, but there's something about "All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots" that makes it so catchy

    • @riftvallance2087
      @riftvallance2087 4 года назад +170

      Best ye go best ye go, out rum my bow is what gets stuck in my head. Plus really nails the emphasis on "bow"

    • @DancethedrizzleBlogspot
      @DancethedrizzleBlogspot 4 года назад +195

      I think it's a) the rhythm of the verse (same as in the original, obvs) and b) alliteration (as opposed to the original) - Bully and Buskin Boots - your ears just like that stuff :)

    • @TheRABIDdude
      @TheRABIDdude 4 года назад +93

      @@DancethedrizzleBlogspot oh yeah the alliteration must be why! They also kept a half rhyme in like the original:
      kids, kicks.
      Rooks, boots

    • @cameronmcallister7606
      @cameronmcallister7606 4 года назад +52

      It comes across almost as a shanty at those points, if not for the tone of the music. "Bully Rook" could be dropped into almost any shanty regardless.

    • @arthurballs2754
      @arthurballs2754 4 года назад +26

      It's yee alliterations, squire

  • @colinadams5419
    @colinadams5419 4 года назад +5662

    Original lyrics: a horrific school shooting
    Medieval lyrics: just a simple archer dispersing bandits

    • @spol
      @spol 4 года назад +436

      Back then we didn't have time to think about wretched revenge. We were just trying to keep them bandits away. More silver more problems.

    • @HeavensOfMetal
      @HeavensOfMetal 4 года назад +296

      Well a "bullyrook" is a "bully", I mean, feasibly they could be bandits, but it's in keeping with the theme of the original.

    • @michaelpettersson4919
      @michaelpettersson4919 4 года назад +44

      @@HeavensOfMetal For a rabbit/hare hunting dogs are bullies... 😃

    • @mahohaho
      @mahohaho 4 года назад +49

      @@HeavensOfMetal bully rook (n.) Old form(s): Bully-Rooke, Rooke
      merry comrade, good mate, old rogue.

    • @HeavensOfMetal
      @HeavensOfMetal 4 года назад +78

      Garisong It is “sometimes” used with positive connotation, it’s like modern day, some groups of men will call each other “cunts” or “bastards” & it’s a term of endearment. The general use however is to refer to a genuine bully.

  • @peterc4056
    @peterc4056 2 года назад +90

    I don't care for the original song at all, but this version has been roaming around in my head for weeks now. Verily, 'tis a banger.

    • @Geokinkladze
      @Geokinkladze 2 года назад +7

      Are you Norwegian perchance?

    • @peterc4056
      @peterc4056 2 года назад +3

      @@Geokinkladze American, of Danish descent. No Norsk that I am aware of.

  • @astropunch7708
    @astropunch7708 8 месяцев назад +15

    ‘Tis all jests till thy Squire brandishes a bow and sword

  • @Camallunt
    @Camallunt 4 года назад +4128

    Honestly, this is what not just RUclips but the Internet was created for.

    • @loklan1
      @loklan1 4 года назад +48

      If you wish to make the perfect youtube video from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

    • @mariessadery529
      @mariessadery529 4 года назад +5

      This comment should be on top

    • @voltariantechnologyinc.8594
      @voltariantechnologyinc.8594 4 года назад +2

      @QJAndra Sometimes, when people say it's not a serious issue, it doesn't make you smarter than them and you actually are overreacting by writing as much as you are. In this case, it's just that.

    • @drsin6856
      @drsin6856 4 года назад

      And the atomic bomb was created for peace ✌️

    • @drsin6856
      @drsin6856 4 года назад

      QJAndra lol nice 👍

  • @hrhargyll
    @hrhargyll 4 года назад +5712

    Well, I’ve never been happier to find a musical genre.

    • @williamthatcher7998
      @williamthatcher7998 4 года назад +24

      I want more what's this genre called?

    • @villaininglasses3605
      @villaininglasses3605 4 года назад +109

      @@williamthatcher7998 still a toss up for Bardcore/Tavernwave

    • @letsreadtextbook1687
      @letsreadtextbook1687 4 года назад +91

      @@villaininglasses3605 I like Bardcore more. This can be played outside tavern, but most definitely sang by bards

    • @AndaleTheGreat
      @AndaleTheGreat 4 года назад

      Same

    • @titanscerw
      @titanscerw 4 года назад +7

      @@williamthatcher7998 #Bardcore

  • @PotatoFarmer656
    @PotatoFarmer656 2 года назад +16

    “Thou art an artless, greasy tallow-catch”. I’d like to think that this was an educational vid to help widen my vocabulary. Can’t wait to spam this on the groupchat.

  • @pacifistcowboy
    @pacifistcowboy 3 года назад +59

    this is absolutely incredible, the lyrics are actually so good???? this genuinely sounds like it could be a medieval song while still having the same story as the original

  • @alexandersmall7380
    @alexandersmall7380 3 года назад +6583

    Everyone is a knight till the quiet squire brings a longbow to the monastery.

  • @nateposhard7525
    @nateposhard7525 4 года назад +2466

    "He commeth for thee" has a much more threatening aura to it

    • @aramisortsbottcher8201
      @aramisortsbottcher8201 4 года назад +20

      It sounds closer to german. 😅

    • @AndorRadnai
      @AndorRadnai 4 года назад +14

      Aramis Orts Böttcher Er kommt dich holen… Would be the closest I could get…

    • @genericname1235
      @genericname1235 4 года назад +15

      @@aramisortsbottcher8201 ER KOMMT UND HOLT DICH

    • @QASIMARA
      @QASIMARA 4 года назад +4

      @@AndorRadnai "Er kommt um dich zu holen," nicht Wahr?

    • @aramisortsbottcher8201
      @aramisortsbottcher8201 4 года назад +4

      @@AndorRadnai Er kommt für dich, would be wordly. A little bit weird, but a german would understand.
      It was ment to be a joke, the maincomment said it sounds much more threatening, I said this is because it sounds like german, a language that (so say some) sounds like war or just hard.

  • @elizabethclark9930
    @elizabethclark9930 2 года назад +268

    Absolutely love this...
    Consider for a moment a version of "Kiss of a Rose" by Seal, done my Hildegard. I would die. I could not even.

    • @stpatty3310
      @stpatty3310 2 года назад +11

      Ooh, that would be good!

    • @tree_alone
      @tree_alone 2 года назад +10

      seconded. thirded.

    • @flipflops6269
      @flipflops6269 2 года назад +10

      Fourthed? Point is, I’d love to see this too!

    • @zerglinglover2303
      @zerglinglover2303 Год назад +1

      dunno what song that is but I agree.

    • @hlf3769
      @hlf3769 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@stpatty3310but that already sounds midevil

  • @Dr._Ghost
    @Dr._Ghost 2 года назад +59

    I've been periodically listening to this song off and on since its first release. I now associate it with two incredible road trips and I listen to it while studying for college exams. This song will forever have a special place in my heart. I realize the creator may not see this comment but either way thank you for making this.

    • @m.z.8710
      @m.z.8710 11 месяцев назад

      I just want you to know, I write NA fiction and you are totally going to be a character in one of my books just based on this comment! rofl It was such great imagery - thanks for sharing!

  • @xanox2003
    @xanox2003 4 года назад +9144

    When quarantine hit your nostalgia too hard that you went back to the medieval times

    • @natty_b
      @natty_b 4 года назад +45

      Lmaoo 🤣

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 4 года назад +12

      lmao ikr

    • @TheAkwarium
      @TheAkwarium 4 года назад +333

      it's only natural to listen to medieval music during the plague

    • @vandeolkon
      @vandeolkon 4 года назад +7

      Haha

    • @martinie13
      @martinie13 4 года назад +4

      😂😂

  • @DovahRS
    @DovahRS 4 года назад +5689

    This makes a darkly themed song into a noble hero's journey.

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 4 года назад +42

      Uno momento bruh

    • @HiroKitty
      @HiroKitty 4 года назад +94

      @Hevno omg

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 4 года назад +83

      @Hevno are you meming

    • @Louis.Campbell
      @Louis.Campbell 4 года назад +45

      @Hevno Look for the original, Pumped up kicks and the first link on YT- by foster the people

    • @leopard2a730
      @leopard2a730 4 года назад +5

      Same here
      Edit:I forgot about what the song ment

  • @Dirty0o0Jester
    @Dirty0o0Jester 11 месяцев назад +17

    What im particularly enamored with is how incredibly clever the lyrics are, you've got above and beyond just a neat reimagining of the original track and made something that is truly art and exquisite all on its own. Hats off to you i love this song!

  • @AugustTheStag
    @AugustTheStag 3 года назад +23

    This is seriously beautiful. Why don't we talk like this anymore?

    • @robertpatter5509
      @robertpatter5509 11 месяцев назад +2

      Because many people would not understand most of it?
      You need a culture of this first. A High Culture primarily

  • @yuefei8711
    @yuefei8711 3 года назад +5344

    Everybody gangsta till the Local Lord's kid stops hunting pheasants and starts hunting peasants...

    • @anonymousmobster2444
      @anonymousmobster2444 3 года назад +398

      That moment when he bringeth a crossbow to school but there's no archery range

    • @sauron8838
      @sauron8838 3 года назад +195

      @@anonymousmobster2444 O you foul, dimwitted peasant; thou art mine archery range.

    • @FlameofEulien
      @FlameofEulien 3 года назад +79

      thow not comith to the markit on the morrow

    • @ellie-zl7ji
      @ellie-zl7ji 3 года назад +19

      ramsay bolton ass

    • @override367
      @override367 3 года назад +25

      at least until after the black death when a peasant was worth as much as a lord assuming the nobles wanted to eat :D

  • @msredfox
    @msredfox 3 года назад +4095

    _When the quiet kid reaches into his saddlebag_

    • @edaumaysol
      @edaumaysol 3 года назад +27

      @Stella Villabroza thou/thee*
      thy is referring to yourself : )

    • @ladyvodkains4n383
      @ladyvodkains4n383 3 года назад +1

      '-'

    • @brit1403
      @brit1403 3 года назад +13

      @@bigmoniesponge I SHALT NOT

    • @temmietemmieson6756
      @temmietemmieson6756 3 года назад +26

      _Hwence thæt stille kið rǣceth inn hēt saddulenbagg ūt_

    • @meekotheotter2801
      @meekotheotter2801 3 года назад +17

      when the quiet kid gets tired of knight'th school

  • @HollanaBeReal
    @HollanaBeReal 2 года назад +26

    Uh oh, this is catchier than the original. I have become pleasantly obsessed.

  • @acebaltazar7833
    @acebaltazar7833 2 года назад +17

    All the feudal kids thought this song was about some cool armor… until the silent prince in the back of the class brought his sword to class

  • @strixsylo9879
    @strixsylo9879 4 года назад +3046

    Original: "Who are you?"
    Medieval: "I'm thee but fancy"

  • @Nerbit13098
    @Nerbit13098 4 года назад +2626

    When the citizens of Whiterun see me quicksave

    • @godlyroo8982
      @godlyroo8982 4 года назад +21

      Ha ha ha ha

    • @smokydragon420
      @smokydragon420 4 года назад +55

      I could totally rock of some skyrim to this playing in vr on top of it dude hell yeah. Modders should mod so the bards sing this in the taverns

    • @HayilCrowz
      @HayilCrowz 4 года назад +26

      When you install a mod that allows you to kill all NPCs in Skyrim

    • @Grantmoneyx
      @Grantmoneyx 4 года назад +13

      This had me crying 😂

    • @georgiusheatwave
      @georgiusheatwave 4 года назад +4

      LMAO

  • @seeyouallintherapy
    @seeyouallintherapy Год назад +6

    when the jester tells you not to go to the kings court tomorrow

  • @Dan-qy6zv
    @Dan-qy6zv 7 месяцев назад +4

    "Dear friend. For doth have been thine lone companion in this hard time at the academy. And for that, I shall giveth knowledge of great importance to thee, as a token of thine gratitude. For it is thee who gaveth me a privilege of knowing him.....
    *delay yourself from visiting this fair academy in the morrow. For there may be-ith a tragedy."*

  • @robertlooper135
    @robertlooper135 4 года назад +4736

    Nobody gonna talk about how the art depicts prey turning on a predator, okay

    • @ontos8534
      @ontos8534 4 года назад +204

      Nah cause we all noticed

    • @alicecera7512
      @alicecera7512 4 года назад +53

      Why would we?
      Not the first time it's been done.

    • @BlackKnight-ll8qh
      @BlackKnight-ll8qh 4 года назад +187

      They could’ve picked that to signify the plight of the time. Common folk and peasants being the prey, and lordships and Kings being the predators.

    • @IMayOrMayHaveNot
      @IMayOrMayHaveNot 4 года назад +112

      IKR? We have this strange sense of anachronism when we witness this kind of metaphorical awareness in older times like it's something recent for humanity, but humanity of yore was far wiser than we give them credit. I think the problem is schools don't give much emphasis to that aspect, and leymen always stick with the most negative traits of older times because it's funny or disgusting or anything that has to do with bad living habits.

    • @colejack4401
      @colejack4401 4 года назад +61

      Huh I didn't even notice, thanks for pointing that out.

  • @lawofanubis2996
    @lawofanubis2996 4 года назад +1971

    When the quiet squire reaches for his ruckskin sack whispering "no more"

    • @Artisttinge
      @Artisttinge 4 года назад +9

      Law of Anubis no more, no more!

    • @calebmurray4438
      @calebmurray4438 4 года назад +43

      He pulls out a sheet of parchment. “I’ve always wanted to be a poet instead of a squire, no more pretending to be something I’m not! Make love, not war!” He cries. Everyone applauds as he walks out of the classroom. Wholesome ending achieved.

    • @maeveheart7464
      @maeveheart7464 4 года назад +18

      @Caleb Murray noice. But I can make it genocide.
      He reached for his bag, pulling out the bow of yew. He was done.
      “This is not thy fight!” He screamed over the warring sides below him. Firing into the crowd, one after the other. For hours he sat, until his arms were but weary of the pulling and stringing of the bow. Until all were dead at his feet. Until.....
      “Thy fight is over. Tho be freeth now.”

    • @calebmurray4438
      @calebmurray4438 4 года назад +2

      Maeve Heart :(

    • @maeveheart7464
      @maeveheart7464 4 года назад +1

      @Caleb Murray :/

  • @archiewilliams3322
    @archiewilliams3322 2 года назад +14

    They used to play this back in Camelot…. The good old days

  • @ryliepridgeon97
    @ryliepridgeon97 Год назад +4

    No one’s talking a out how much of a burn “thou art an artless greasy tallow-catch” that kid just eviscerated him

  • @sexualyeti7023
    @sexualyeti7023 4 года назад +2254

    "I think of thee fondly. I dissuade thee to partake in mass on the morrow."

    • @bucklogos
      @bucklogos 4 года назад +98

      This joke has been posted here in so many forms, but this "mass" version is the best.

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 4 года назад +39

      Verily, leaveth thy bow, but abandon not yon cannoli.

    • @XarpzHD
      @XarpzHD 4 года назад +1

      Right you are M’Lord

    • @proto303
      @proto303 4 года назад

      didn't expect you here

    • @laamonftiboren4236
      @laamonftiboren4236 3 года назад

      I didn't look closely at your profile picture to start with and I thought it was Kermit.

  • @MrIansmitchell
    @MrIansmitchell 3 года назад +5752

    "When the plague is over, we should hold a feast." is now a thought I've shared with a 14th century serf.

    • @nonopeno9214
      @nonopeno9214 3 года назад +31

      🤣🤣

    • @Slyngbom
      @Slyngbom 3 года назад +25

      @Bryce Plummer still true

    • @Air0Sparks
      @Air0Sparks 3 года назад +20

      Possibly the the best comment of 2020! 🙇

    • @iiodavid9137
      @iiodavid9137 3 года назад +14

      Thy reason, ‘tis splendid.

    • @ferdinandjoyes1632
      @ferdinandjoyes1632 3 года назад +16

      Verily I say, whence the feast will hold?

  • @shallansward
    @shallansward 2 года назад +6

    Pardon mine tardiness Lady von Blingin'. I pray thee have mercy upon me and my fellows. For lo, I did not receive mine invitation till it was exceedingly late. But Lady von Blingin' I hath arrived unto thine gathering. I doth offer mine praises for thy music and thy singing

  • @nu1s
    @nu1s 2 года назад +35

    i wonder if this is what he listened to

    • @koolaidblack7697
      @koolaidblack7697 2 года назад +6

      Exactly the kind of joke I came here for, thank you Exakt.

  • @amilate3753
    @amilate3753 4 года назад +2376

    “All ye Bully-rooks with your buskin boots” is now my favourite sentence

    • @LunaDeIdilio
      @LunaDeIdilio 4 года назад +1

      X2

    • @Aelric78
      @Aelric78 4 года назад +34

      I am partial to the phrase "Thou art an artless, greasy tallow-catch."

    • @applesong01
      @applesong01 4 года назад +4

      Senior quote right here

    • @athena_the_avocado
      @athena_the_avocado 4 года назад +4

      Same, I kept repeating it and my brother shhhhh you're being annoying. I just kept singing it louder tho 😂

    • @jordansweet4119
      @jordansweet4119 4 года назад +3

      I agree

  • @OriginalGazGoose
    @OriginalGazGoose 3 года назад +4322

    When a raven arrived with a letter saying: "I like you. Don't go to the wedding tomorrow"

    • @jessicacaron5084
      @jessicacaron5084 3 года назад +70

      Indeed (WAIT A MINUTE TYWIN WAS FOND OF ARYA OMG)

    • @AnaBanana126
      @AnaBanana126 3 года назад +22

      CRYING

    • @BiggsTheOwl
      @BiggsTheOwl 3 года назад +91

      Mine relation to you is quite positive compared to the others. I recommend you nay go to the ceromy tomorrow sire.

    • @joshuajordan6278
      @joshuajordan6278 3 года назад +21

      Did Odysseus write this?

    • @BiggsTheOwl
      @BiggsTheOwl 3 года назад +8

      @@joshuajordan6278 perhaps

  • @mustin07doesgaming
    @mustin07doesgaming 7 месяцев назад +9

    Only 1000s kids will remember

  • @mtsimlover2
    @mtsimlover2 2 года назад +26

    i wonder what it would be like to travel to these time periods, pretend to be one of them and play medieval covers of modern songs, just to see if they'd like it

  • @Kadz
    @Kadz 4 года назад +9223

    Thou shoudst not come to jousting practice on the morrow.

    • @swakv
      @swakv 4 года назад +310

      Hear there's a jester coming with a longbow.

    • @cro.7081
      @cro.7081 4 года назад +197

      *archer kid shows up at room* thou screwed

    • @danielrobertson2154
      @danielrobertson2154 4 года назад +38

      Thine mother wast an hobby horse!

    • @Temzy
      @Temzy 4 года назад +10

      Kadz? What are thou doing here of places

    • @August-fn6xr
      @August-fn6xr 4 года назад +14

      I CACKLED

  • @d.n5287
    @d.n5287 4 года назад +2210

    Is that a hunting dog being shot by the rabbit?
    *Oh how the turns have indeed tabled...*

    • @lzbmusic7688
      @lzbmusic7688 4 года назад +99

      it actually kind ofmakes sense when you consider the song is about school shootings

    • @ala5530
      @ala5530 4 года назад +106

      Medieval rabbits being badasses (and hunting not only hunting dogs, but human hunters) is something of a common trope in mediaeval marginalia (doodles in the edges of manuscripts) and art. In fact, the only one that springs to mind as more common is snails being ridden as though they were warhorses (and there are a fair few examples of a knight on snailback charging a rabbit, that is often carrying a massive cleaver).

    • @d.n5287
      @d.n5287 4 года назад +21

      @@ala5530 Is that why the Black Beast of Caerbannog was a rabbit?

    • @ala5530
      @ala5530 4 года назад +5

      @@d.n5287 yep

    • @alexanderstrickland9036
      @alexanderstrickland9036 4 года назад +68

      Yeah. The old illustrations in the margins of books were ironic, symbolic, or humorous in nature.
      Knights were always fighting snails in book margins. There’s arguments for the symbolism of the snail but I wholeheartedly believe it was for lols.
      ‘Look at this dumb fuck knight fighting a giant snail, what a fool, snails can’t fight back’

  • @filthynice88
    @filthynice88 11 месяцев назад +5

    Three years after hearing this for the first time and it's still a divine cover ..I don't think I'll ever stop enjoying it

  • @kermitsgaychild8665
    @kermitsgaychild8665 2 года назад +9

    0:45 how i heard this part
    *bestie* *go* 🏃‍♀️✨ *bestie* *go* 🏃‍♀️✨

  • @rakhassy7617
    @rakhassy7617 3 года назад +5256

    *When you bully the quiet kid on the middle ages but you realize that he is king henry's son*

    • @indecisivesimp-leton6236
      @indecisivesimp-leton6236 3 года назад +186

      That pfp fits perfectly with this too lol

    • @gachaelephant6841
      @gachaelephant6841 3 года назад +78

      Which Henry?

    • @SamBao
      @SamBao 3 года назад +45

      To the gallows with thee

    • @InNOutmuncher
      @InNOutmuncher 3 года назад +47

      “All ye bully-rooks with your buskin boots best ye go, best ye go, faster than mine arrow”

    • @jessicacaron5084
      @jessicacaron5084 3 года назад +75

      This is really funny because Henry VIII probably did have a lot of random bastard sons the other kids wouldn't realize were the king's son!

  • @jahbama6202
    @jahbama6202 4 года назад +1667

    "You shalt not cometh to the archery range on the morrow, thee is deserving of mine mercy"

    • @santassecretsugarbaby4543
      @santassecretsugarbaby4543 4 года назад +43

      Fellow kind being, I thank thee for quoting so

    • @user-uy1my1oc1h
      @user-uy1my1oc1h 4 года назад +13

      still too close to english today, English has had so much outside influence it was nearly a different language in the 1400's (near the end of the medieval era) Look at this, it's really interesting: ruclips.net/video/N1oZf-OxxEY/видео.html

    • @Lauren-ny9pe
      @Lauren-ny9pe 4 года назад +3

      marysaotome thou art would be more accurate to middle english right

    • @fabplays6559
      @fabplays6559 4 года назад +14

      I think it would be “Thou shalt not cometh to the archery range on the morrow, thou art deserving of mine mercy.”

    • @jahbama6202
      @jahbama6202 4 года назад +1

      marysaotome I know. I just don’t care about whether it’s a perfect representation of English in the 1400s. It’s a joke.

  • @hanaluu9833
    @hanaluu9833 2 года назад +15

    Amazing music, amazing lyrics, amazing singing and proper internet etiquette how is this channel so underrated?

  • @glitchychaosishere
    @glitchychaosishere Год назад +5

    Crows are arriving!

  • @loganshort7334
    @loganshort7334 4 года назад +2999

    This is both cursed and beautiful at the same time

  • @rockfriendmemo
    @rockfriendmemo 4 года назад +1712

    “buskin boots” - foster the folk

  • @SmellsLikeNothing
    @SmellsLikeNothing 2 года назад +29

    this has no right being as good as it is

    • @robertpatter5509
      @robertpatter5509 11 месяцев назад

      You can try to ban it like the English regulated the Rapier to 40" or less. . Lol They couldn't compete against the Italians so they tried to Equalize things. That's the Anglo Saxon for you.

  • @jfryk
    @jfryk 10 месяцев назад +7

    All of them are amazing, but this one was so well adapted it always hits the hardest.

  • @josiemae-ross3268
    @josiemae-ross3268 4 года назад +2428

    "Past unto me the lute sir."
    "Thou best not be playing foolish tunes."
    "Speak no more, speak no more."

  • @boid9761
    @boid9761 3 года назад +5394

    Original: Quiet kid shoots a school
    Medieval version: Oppressed peasant boy, son of a retired English Longbowman, enters a noble monastery with his father's bow.

    • @hopper6094
      @hopper6094 3 года назад +37

      Lol

    • @codybarnes1531
      @codybarnes1531 3 года назад +129

      Both of those are very sad and I hope it does not happy anymore.

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 3 года назад +109

      So the medieval 1 is a happy story.

    • @aurexify
      @aurexify 2 года назад +52

      Punishment methods
      normal: prison i guess
      medieval: execution

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 2 года назад +19

      @@aurexify Nah, in the original that kid demonitizes himself.

  • @WildkatLefunk
    @WildkatLefunk 2 года назад +12

    It’s ridiculous how good your covers are. I truly hope you continue, your voice is beautiful.

  • @akarionxi
    @akarionxi 4 года назад +3589

    “Some of ye bully-rooks are cool. Best ye don’t come to school in the morrow.”

  • @TRIUMVIRATEMEDIA
    @TRIUMVIRATEMEDIA 4 года назад +2089

    As far as I'm concerned pumped up kicks is a cover of the classic folk song "Buskin Boots"

    • @beyond12021
      @beyond12021 3 года назад +40

      yay verily

    • @Daytruin
      @Daytruin 3 года назад +32

      i mean wasn't this written in the midevil times? of course it came first.

    • @splehcar
      @splehcar 3 года назад +19

      Ayy, my good sir, I verily agree.

    • @rosamurphy6988
      @rosamurphy6988 3 года назад

      🤣

    • @lovelykitty42
      @lovelykitty42 3 года назад +5

      I smell a woooosh...

  • @NorwegianNationalist1
    @NorwegianNationalist1 2 года назад +18

    I’ll do it again

  • @lamaglama6231
    @lamaglama6231 8 месяцев назад +5

    What a pretty song and even prettier voice. I am in love

  • @brianalford5754
    @brianalford5754 4 года назад +1514

    They made fun of the wrong peasant boy.

    • @BiggsTheOwl
      @BiggsTheOwl 3 года назад +27

      Thou mocketh the wrong hunters young, prepareth thouself for many arrows.

    • @leonhardeuler9839
      @leonhardeuler9839 3 года назад +4

      Biggs Media thyself*

    • @BiggsTheOwl
      @BiggsTheOwl 3 года назад +11

      @@leonhardeuler9839 shiteth

    • @swoup79
      @swoup79 3 года назад +1

      😤😤😤

    • @godladio3723
      @godladio3723 3 года назад +1

      Biggs Media loose thyne arrow

  • @walessius818
    @walessius818 4 года назад +1855

    Quiet Farmer: "Hey man, better stay home on tomorrow's feast."

    • @ethanw4702
      @ethanw4702 4 года назад +38

      The North Remembers

    • @SimplyDuker
      @SimplyDuker 4 года назад +14

      *young lad

    • @maxgrozema1093
      @maxgrozema1093 4 года назад +23

      The silent scribe to the monk who isn't a bully-rook: ye best not enter the library tomorrow

  • @mpg272727
    @mpg272727 2 года назад +21

    Meanwhile in Norway

  • @falloutrains2641
    @falloutrains2641 8 месяцев назад +6

    "Some of thou art alright, Doth naught arrive to sermon tomorrow"

  • @jeffstut55
    @jeffstut55 4 года назад +1500

    Friend: what kind of music do you like?
    Me: it's complicated...

    • @owlsayssouth
      @owlsayssouth 4 года назад +50

      Bardcore

    • @flashizardc3753
      @flashizardc3753 4 года назад +5

      CthulhuBeard yes

    • @nut2837
      @nut2837 4 года назад +3

      It's not that complicated stop lying

    • @lampsadehead
      @lampsadehead 4 года назад

      I'm going to have to explain this to my very long suffering boyfriend in the morning

  • @holyspirit938
    @holyspirit938 3 года назад +7154

    Imagine when future historians try to figure out what time period this song is from

    • @pressftopayrespects6325
      @pressftopayrespects6325 3 года назад +444

      Probably they would figure out it’s from today because musically, the medieval period had different types rhythms than today and this is a modern type of rhythm so it would be guessed to be today.

    • @artemdorin
      @artemdorin 3 года назад +624

      There was no full hd videos in middle ages, only 144p.

    • @user-zj6su6ry2k
      @user-zj6su6ry2k 3 года назад +63

      @@pressftopayrespects6325 the old english version uses DMC dant from virgil gorace odes series metre as in iambic pentameter I only naught well versed/illeterate in waka but its good to see occidental metre

    • @pressftopayrespects6325
      @pressftopayrespects6325 3 года назад +33

      @@user-zj6su6ry2k Yeah, like I said, they would know it’s not medieval.

    • @MrMilkyCoco
      @MrMilkyCoco 3 года назад +34

      @@pressftopayrespects6325 Man buzz kill

  • @FishGamingReal
    @FishGamingReal Год назад +4

    Never thought thy would witness a ride-by stoning at the local monastery.

  • @Geokinkladze
    @Geokinkladze 2 года назад +13

    'twas the raconteur Samuel Hyde who doth take up arms without shame and killed without mercy.

  • @nyxlanders
    @nyxlanders 4 года назад +2759

    I want to go back in time to teach this song to medieval people.

    • @SovLestlandia
      @SovLestlandia 4 года назад +89

      I feel you dude.

    • @dragonmaid1360
      @dragonmaid1360 4 года назад +91

      Exactly what i thought lol - id be a fecking hero at court with this one !

    • @khalilpontikes7293
      @khalilpontikes7293 4 года назад +74

      Well youd have to learn old English first

    • @aquastar4336
      @aquastar4336 4 года назад +5

      Me too lol

    • @AskanHelstroem
      @AskanHelstroem 4 года назад +103

      they wouldn't understand a single word. Medieval english would be this:
      hit biþ gelíces. Grundinga missenlices. [It is(sounds) like this. Totally different.]
      "þ" is "th"
      but I know what u mean. Try itr anno 1616, and Shakespeare would have died to use it...

  • @pedrofeitosa217
    @pedrofeitosa217 3 года назад +5351

    I like how the rabbit hunts the hound. It realy embodies the dark core of the original song and the meaning behind the music.

    • @mergenocide
      @mergenocide 2 года назад +337

      Yeah, such a small but meaningful touch. Has to be intentional.

    • @saturnstorm85
      @saturnstorm85 2 года назад +143

      @@mergenocide the art in her videos have some relevance to the song

    • @sentimentalmariner590
      @sentimentalmariner590 2 года назад +89

      ​@Elliot Torres The weak are crushed in nature it is unnatural that they fight back. What makes something weak is that it is bested by the strong the moment the weak defeat the strong they are not still weak they have just become the strong. But those who wallow in their weakness will always be weak.

    • @StoicPlatypus898
      @StoicPlatypus898 2 года назад +94

      There are many of such pictures in medieval Europe handwritings. Pretty fun eg. when there are two rabbits jousting with lances on dogback

    • @paulgoogol2652
      @paulgoogol2652 2 года назад +51

      @@sentimentalmariner590 The weakest weakling may become a monster with a gun in his or her hand.

  • @brokenmarbles5264
    @brokenmarbles5264 2 года назад +9

    this hits different now

  • @YoucanNotadvance1
    @YoucanNotadvance1 2 года назад +21

    Norway archer rn

  • @sheeno1r
    @sheeno1r 3 года назад +3257

    "Buskin, a thick-soled boot worn by actors in ancient Greek tragedies. Because of the association, the term has come to mean tragedy." Very clever symbolism within the context of this song.

    • @kk.3850
      @kk.3850 3 года назад +264

      bruh even the layers have layers

    • @foxtrotdelta225
      @foxtrotdelta225 3 года назад +76

      Vlak Bayr does this mean it’s an ogre?

    • @morganmiller41
      @morganmiller41 3 года назад +21

      @@foxtrotdelta225 They stink?

    • @TheAnimeRick
      @TheAnimeRick 3 года назад +20

      @@morganmiller41 Ye- No!

    • @jackdizzy123
      @jackdizzy123 3 года назад +13

      @@foxtrotdelta225 or an Onion?

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 4 года назад +1821

    "Look, Richard! Robert has brought his harp in its harp case!"
    "...Robert does not play the harp..."

  • @MekoUnknown
    @MekoUnknown 2 года назад +11

    I've heard this song described as "one that can fit comfortably in any era of music." I don't think they meant in that era, but it sure as hell fits! Well done!

  • @dariusraynor985
    @dariusraynor985 Год назад +4

    "What is it that thee reacheth for in thine bag"
    "Vengeance mi lord"