Can Dan and Phil guess the USA States?!
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- Опубликовано: 25 июл 2018
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DAN
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I adore that Dan’s reaction to Georgia is “it’s where queer eye is filmed” because same
Queer eye was also filmed in Kansas. (Secretly bragging because I live there)
i din't even know that and i live in georgia fml
*didn't
I didn't even notice because I was in shock since it's my name... 0_0
XD I love Queer Eye.
Dan: "ARE YOU... STROKING MY _YOLK_ ???"
Elie K. At least he didn’t ask if they were WHISKING his yolk.
IM GOING TO USE THIS
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT
Elie K. I was just about to comment that 😂
I thought he meant yoke and I was really confused XD
“You’re the Maine source of pain in my life”
Phil: Why are you looking at me?!
Dan: *PANICS*
Ella B yes
When?
At the disco
Smiley Puff 2:16
AMURCA EXPLAINN!!
*listening to two British boys pronouncing states wrong for 11 minutes*
MassaCHEWits
im british, is that not how you say it??!
carnegie teen 😂 no it’s pronounced mass-a-chew-sits
Cailin Dawn I know right😂
Exactly, I’m wheezing😂😂😂😂
"so, i am confusion, why is THIS one Kansas, but this is not Arkansas??? AMERIKA, EXPRAIN, EXPRAIN-"
Just saying, according to all of my unreliable friends: people in Ar-kan-saw are offended if you say Are-Kansas. Probably not true dont trust me with that piece of knowledge
Another Phandom Member I used to call it arkan-sass
This is probably the only one I would get right. Thanks to vine R.I.P
the shipper girl :3 yesssssssssss
It's actually against the law there to pronounce it wrong lol we should be in prison
Phil: Gets Virginia. Starts singing about West Virginia. “It’s next to Utah.” Clicks on Mississippi.
as a virginian it hurt lol
@@nick08841 as a Utahn, that hurt as well 🤣
@@nick08841 as a west virginian it hurt
This comment made me choke on my popcorn 🤣😅
@@pricillahogan5342 omg same
When you're american and want to be offended but actually got more wrong than them
SAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sames but i was also not taught it.
Not me every time they got one wrong in my head I would say the actual state name. I know all of the states easily.
Dude fuckin SAME
lesson one: America isn’t a country
Lesson two: there is forty contiguous states and two further away (:
Love Dan's grandma aesthetic with the curly hair and oversized cat shirt
Lisa - 😂😂 true
It’s actually a nightie 😂
plot twist : Dan is actually a grandma
ARCHIE S H O O K
I didn't even notice that 😂😂
*WAIT PHIL IS WEARING BLACK AND DAN IS WEARING COLOUR, AMERICA EXPLAIN!*
😂👏
Keeley Walliss 😂😂😂😂😂
Keeley Walliss THE WORLD IS ENDING
They are wearing each others clothes😉😉
OH MY OH NO THE GRAPES ARE COMING!!!!!
Ikr😱😂
Keeley Walliss I’M SORRY! WE CAN’T CONTROL IT😂
“You’re the king of America” Phil I think you’ve forgotten why we’re not British
Sanskriti Gupta also America isn’t a country and also nice name
@@clown_meow you’re from the US, aren’t you? It’s not a country. It’s United States OF America not aka America. America is a region, not a country. Canada, the US, Mexico, and a few others are North America. Then there’s central and South America. That’s the Americas. There is no defined “America” but there is the Americas. Basic geography 101. You’re welcome. Have a nice safe day.
underrated reply
@@Cassxowary North America is a continent not a country, American , Mexico , and Canada are countries
this comment was so good lol
“You are the king of America”
Tha- That- That’s not- we won a revolution over this
HAHAHAHA
This is what you'll be back was about.
Adorable, but you should go into caption making (or maybe you're already in it?)
Great caption grammar
*when dan gets one wrong*
Phil: Nooooooo!!! so close!
*when phil gets one wrong*
Dan: ahahahaAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHJAHAHJAHJHKUAJHLFKJAHF
Brinley W. They are literally my personality spilt into two I adore them !
Brinley W. 😂😂
i wish we could save/bookmark comments cause this comment. its all i need
That's the dynamic. Works so well.
dehydratedcactus Sameeeeee and your name is l i f e .
"New Jersey created so much important global culture"
*My Chemical Romance*
Yes
YES
WE stan a legEND.
*YES*
Where Was My Warning?? yES
Don’t worry, Americans don’t know where the states are either
Sophia Chechuy or that America isn’t a country...
@@Cassxowary yeah it is
Heard someone refer to Alaska as a different country before
How did Dan find a shirt that almost reaches his knees. That must be one hell of a long shirt.
it's a nightee
womens nightie size 90. that wasnt a joke
@@Gemma-Majoranno, it’s size 14 lol he even said.
"I thought it was ArKANSAS"
reminds me of that vine
"AMERICA EXPLAINNN"
Deenie N it’s the only reason why i know where arkansas is and i live in the US lol
ella yeet yeah same
*EGGSBLAIN
Deenie N i am confusion
Deenie N its “Our Kansas”
"A R E. Y O U. S T R O K I N G M Y Y O K E"😂
"New Jersey created so much important global culture"
Let's not forget where mcr came from
And Danny Sexbang!
or jonas brothers
You know what MCR was? Cause it wasn’t a band.
It was an *idea*
@@bernadettes005 I'm??? Sobbing???
imsemiautomatic
My FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
"if you get this right im throwing the bus on the floor" ...what
Phil: please get it wrong
Dan: *gets it wrong*
Phil: nooo
it’s 5am i haven’t slept and i’m trying not to wake up my family laughing at dan saying *are you stroking my yolk*
Maisy Anne I thought I was the only one
SAME omg
2am here
2:26am here
For me, it's 6:00. I don't think I'm sleeping tonight.
Them- new Jersey is where Jersey shire is filmed
Me- no that's where MCR started
lmao yes
Also, everything's legal in New Jersey (Be More Chill). More New Jersey music.
Yess
Literally what I was saying to my screen lol
@@livingcalamity that’s.... that’s a Hamilton reference, not bmc. . Be more chill is set in nj but that line is a direct quote from hamilton
“Stop being so North, you weirdos!”
Me: * cries in rhode island*
same
I FEEL! I LIVE IN MAINE FOR GOD SAKE!!!
*cries in massachusetts*
*cries in Wisconsin
*Cries in UP Michigander*
Phil: *Points to Kansas*
"That's Ohio."
*clicks Iowa*
Why is Phil wearing a black shirt and Dan wearing a white shirt, something happened to humanity.
Liyana Bhaiji THE WORLD IS ENDING
his shirt even has cats on it, holy shiT-
Eve HOLY SHIT INDEED
The world is over
dan: *actively “heart eyes howell-ing”* phil: why are you looking at me? dan: *panicing* becAUSE
phil calling Alabama “new georgia” is killing me
*ARE YOU STROKING MY YOLK*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*Phil looking for Georgia* “it’s where Queer Eye is filmed”- Dan
Phantrash 😂
Phantrash nice profile photo! That is me when I realized I have spent hours just watching these two... I have no life....
Phantrash and also I was laughing so hard!
Phantrash the Phandom in a nutshell tbh
Phil: Dan you are the king of America
Me: . .. .no, that's . . . That's the whole point of america
Alexander Hamilton is *q u a k i n g*
Yeah
Nina Simpson America isn’t even a country but ok :p
3:03
Phil: that's Ohio
Me, an Ohioan: well I guess I live in Kansas now
I live in Georgia according to Dan and Phil
Dan wearing white and Phil wearing black??
Marie D conspiracy theory??
Marie D it's unheard of!
DogBlue Yes, get Shane!
Marie D in a opposite world
Wholesome Howell?!
"it's where queer eye is filmed" lol the one thing I know about
georgia
I live there :)
heyyy same!
Cakey Productions gimme some facts
Cakey Productions me too ayy
stranger things was also filmed here too lol, a ton of things are being filmed in atlanta now and i love it
2:11 major heart eyes howell nice cover up daniel
“massachu- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT”
me, a massachusettsan: *am i a joke to you*
same. a fellow masshole 😂
i choked on my noodles when he got it wrong,, i was so ready to be validated and then BOOM soul crushed 😭😂
ARE YOU
STROKING
MY
YOLK ???
In school I use the process of *Philimination.*
Keeley Walliss We all do 😂
I'M WHEEZING
who doesn't
LMAO ME TOO
Keeley Walliss You just made my day better.
Me: *lives in Massachusetts*
Dan: wHAt ThE HeLL iS tHaT?!
Me: *sad noises*
Jersey gave us great things
MCR?
“i’m gonna pencil your vania”
*and more insults with phil*
*Ill right your middle*
That's called inappropriate content
some day they're just gonna say 'dan vs phil' normally and we'll all freak out
DOfreakNUT that's when we'll know the end is near
phil, talking about connecticut: iTs So TiNy
me: pretty sure rhode island is larger than england.
MEME REVIEW pretty sure that your wrong.
@@joshford368 pretty sure that you're wrong
*you're
water ellen Rhode Island is 90 smaller than the uk.
Geography
I think Rhode Island’s only about 1000 square miles or the size of Dorset.
Can’t tell if your joking and I’m worried for your geography teachers if your not.
4:20 “if you get this right I’m gonna throw this bus on the floor” -Phil Lester 2018
*I live in America and dan is still better at states than me*
Lexi Cast that's sad😂😂😂
yikes
:tears:
i can’t wait for you to reach 5th grade and learn the states, bro
Lin Vega
Not really, bro
"Are you stroking my yolk?!? " Best Dan quote ever!
I'm probably gonna tattoo it on my forehead
I'm gonna say this so often what have you done Dan
Game: Arizona
Me: Oh yes, this one's easy.
Dan: *hovers above it*
Me: Yes, Dan!
Dan: *moves it*
Me: No, Dan, that's Oklahoma, don't you dare-
Dan: I think it's this one...
Me: Dan, please, my grandma live there, she'd be so disappointed in y-
Dan: *clicks it*
Me: *slams table* you bITCH-
I did the exact same thing except I used to live in Oklahoma 🤣
"You're the king of america..."
Did Phil just--
Being from florida, I can confirm Dan has the accent down 100%
Faith Ann
*crocodile noises*
*orange noises*
Ayy im from Florida too!
*laughs in bipolar weather*
dan trying to guess where oregon is really gave me an insight into how he used logic to take tests and stuff without knowing the actual material
aud Also the only youtuber i've seen that can actually pronounce Oregon right
Me too
Phil: I'll pennsyl your vania!Dan: ARE YOU STROKING MY YOKE?!? I love them so much
I was very insulted when phil got Ohio wrong.
I’m not even from Ohio.
Or the states.
I’m literally from Canada.
I need help
I'm a ohioan and very offended, and in another video Phil said Ohio let him down. Rip
Hello my fellow Canadian
Em Jay henlo your now my bes fren
oona obrien, are you a bengals fan??
As an Iowan, I'm just glad our state was even clicked
“Are you stroking my yolk??”
-Dan Howell 2018
Chloe M ArE YoU StRoCkInG My YoCk???
Stop babusing bananas, they have peelings.
stop stop it
Rafia Binta Ali get out mate. Then come back cause ily
KSKSKSKS N0
Your humour is better then my future
fucking brilliant
Phil: Doesn't know where Nebraska is
Me that lives in the USA: Doesn't know where Nebraska is either.
Me: is not even sure if Nebraska exists
As someone who knows and can recognize all 50 states, this was incredibly frustrating😂
*First, he was Dan master of Geometry, now geography. Whats next? Stay tuned on Dan and Phil games to find out what he masters next.*
he masters at having the most kinks in the uk
Phil's Plants
Yes Im Human 😂
Spaced_out 04 i read that as pants im v sorry
he masters at nothing cuz he dropped out of uni.
lmao. i hate myself
*ARE YOU...* _STROKING MY YOLK_
lmao, I love that they said "loieeville" and loui-s-ville" because we literally have a city wide inside joke about how everyone mispronounces our name, it's on t-shirts and everything
So...what is the correct pronunciation?
@@marianarossano2303 lou-a-vulle, but don't exaggerate the "a" too much
this is exactly what I was thinking! it's "loo-uh-vul"!
I cringed so hard when they said "howdy y'all" my barbeque is SHOOK
When dan picked Oklahoma as Arizona I screamed
Julianna Theresa me too 😂
same
Same!! I was yelling “NO BITCH NO BITCH” 😂😭😭
I'm really happy I started watching this channel before the intro completely devolved into breath noises and clicking
Same
Imagine this being your first DPGames video
Helena VanNatter Same or I'd be soooo lost.
Helena VanNatter dude same
Helena VanNatter yep
Omg when you showed the interactive introverts tour clip it made me really jealous because I couldn’t go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also I’m super happy for you guys!!
Every time I think about it I get so sad because they literally came to my hometown but I didn’t watch their videos at the time 😭
@@-ellieille- omg same-- they were 7 miles away from my house instead of across the ocean in the UK and I didnt know 😭
I spent the first 9 years of my life playing stack the states, I was BORN for this
OMG I REMEMBER STACK THE STATES
What is stack the states?
YES I REMEMBER
Why?
Dan: ARE YOU STROKING MY YOLK???
I'm gonna start using that
LOL
Personal space: 404 not found
who is she
the fact that dan got my state right even though they didnt go there makes me very very happy
Phil got mine right! Which surprised me cause people still think Maine is a part of Canada
Phil's lil yee at 7:42 is everything
Why did the captions just tell me "Janet Phillip is a tour bus"
let janet phillip be whatever the hell janet phillip wants to be
Omg
For me it literally reads - I'm not kidding - "Hello Janet Phillip is autobus where we're gonna be doing some tapas and Phil games on the road"
I'm -crafting- crying
🤣🤣
Anna Woods yoyoyo we have the same name :3
I can't even get half of the places in my own country right so don't feel bad lmao
amiablelesters • same...
amiablelesters • Dan is Mr. Worldwide
Same lol
I can't even get half of the cities in my state right.
I was thinking that the whole video
“hello dan and phil maps” phil noooo hdhshsg
oh nO
HAHAHAHA
Phil: * points at Kansas *
Also Phil: "That's Ohio"
“i thought it was ar-kansas”
AMERICA EXPLAIN
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of this
I thought the same thing lol!
Pretty sure its because the French named Arkansas as a plural of the tribe that lived in that area so its pronounced differently from Kansas
i am confusion
Reason #28753579337 why I hate living there
*AHHGGHH I CANT ESCAPE THE FREEDOM!!*
Anyone get the PINOF reference....?
YESSSSSS
AAAAA I JUST SAW YOU AS THE FIRST COMMENT ON THE TRY GUYS POST ABOUT ZACHS BDAY LITERALLY TWO SECONDS AGO AND I AM NOW THOROUGHLY SHOOKK
Rekoster 21 AAAAAAHHHHH AND NOW IM THOROUGHLY SHOOK YOU NOTICED ❤️❤️❤️
Kelly McMahan THE FREEDOM! THA FREEDOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
6:12 well, ya see, they did split something in half
*it was Carolina*
*"are you stroking my yolk?'*
Dan and Phil Games on the Road
Featuring:
Daniel Howell
Phil Lester
and
Their Camera
rip the words 'dan vs. phil'
They didn’t even have it in the title
8:47 SO I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD TO LEARN THAT STRANGE SONG AS A CHILD?
Phil: *points to Arizona* maybe thats Nevada. Me, a Nevada native: uh no, not quite
Me, a Arizona native: uh no, not quite
ArE yOu StRoKiNg My YoLk
Dan: is this Pennsylvania???
Game: nopee this is Pennsylvania
Dan: ah got it
5 sec later
Dan: is this Massachusetts?!?! *clicks Pennsylvania*
Exactly! I'm from Pennsylvania so I thought it was hilarious
Doing my state dirty I see
Sarah McGrath I'm from PA too and I was trying not to scream
I'm from PA and I was crying internally that whole time
everyone hates PA 😪😪
Dan: “It was *right* in the middle” Phil: “I will ride your middle” 😂
4:40 *frank iero is quaking*
dont forget to put this on the dan vs phil board when you get home
i haven't even watched the video yet but i'm gonna say dan wins because he's the geography master how can phil even compete
I dunno he didn't know where to was
Nah my boy Phil got this XD
CONGRATS
ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀʀʏꜰᴀɴʙoʏ well you can tell the future, what the fuck?!
Kindall Likes Pizza
r u sure about that
as an american who knows her states, i aM tRiGgErEd
Saame
No you're not. You're annoyed. Trigger is a serious mental health term and you're watering it down by equating it to mild annoyance.
do your best Nevada accent
is there an accent other than alien?
"We're going to be doing it as a-" *screen desaturates and explosions appear from various body parts*
I feel sorry for any first time viewers lol
Every time DnP upload I immediately look for your comment lol
Ikr, they're probably so confused
Phil Trash #2 same they are always hilarious
same I wonder what they said lol
(They're square in the middle because they're not divided based on rivers.)
AmityRavenclawElf huh. The more you know!
Doing your Hogwarts house proud
and mountains too lol
You learn something new everyday
Hmm. Learn something new everyday
7:17 when i heard dan try to say massachusetts i died😂
It was a simpler time. Life was good
*hOwDY yA'LL dAd IS--" oh my god
The thumbnail is my last two brain cells trying to formulate a basic sentence
Kelly McMahan Relatable 👌🏻😁
Kelly McMahan me during school testing
me trying to remember simple words in a social situation
Me during literally every task... Ever.
Kelly McMahan Same I now have trouble trying to do a basic sentence but I keep messing up all the times. I don't know what went wrong... ;-;
Can you imagine if this was the first dan and phil video I've ever watched and I didn't know what a dan vs phil was.
aaaahhh when they talk about the tour it makes me sad I couldn't go 😭
dan guessing oregon is my favorite thing bc we dont get shit here
Everyone forgets us 😂
this is some true shit
I know right
The only thing people actually remember about us is Portland. And we all know Portland is exactly the same as the rest of Oregon.🙄😐
Yes! I was just thinking this 😂
alright if i’m being honest i’m american and don’t even know where half these states are
Jessica YAY I FOUND ANOTHER INFORMATION ABOUT MY SENPAI
*writes on jessica list: “she’s american”*
Jessica current mood
Jessica *bows down to you*
Jessica YOU ARE EVERYWHERE
I can't believe I found you where you actually belong
6:36 As a Texan, hearing that killed me
I'mNotGayI'mFabulous same we sound southern but not that much
“I love you Pennsylvania”
Me: 🥺🥺
That made my heart happy, even I don’t love Pennsylvania and I live there 😅