If Bowser Dated Robotnik
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- Опубликовано: 12 окт 2018
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If you have other suggestions of who Bowser should date, please put them in here. Like, say, Bowsette? Or maybe Waluigette? Or Shigeru Miyamoette?
Boswer and bowsette and let's see where this leads
Bowsette
BOWSETTE FOR SURE!!!
Dorkly bowsette come on you know you want to
Solid Snake
*_"Bowsette and Robotnique"_*
wow i ship it
HA
@@dorkly ha
Wow
Daniel Sambar You mean Bowsette and Omlete
"But I keep giving them drills and spikes where their genitals should be." -Robotnik 2018
this is correct
I can confirm as shown in the porn game .......I played it for research purposes
Meanwhile, Wily's building robots like HARD & WOOD Man
DC Shark Don’t forget Impact Man and Blast Man
And Buster Rod G.
Ouch.
"Fair warning, when I say I want to be drilled, I mean that in the most literal possible sense."
Claims fan art for Sonic is a beautiful thing. Makes a series where fan art characters caused a post apocalyptic world.
It's a spectrum
I think that is part of a joke.
Comedy doesn't need to be consistent to be funny 😁
I know. I was just pointing out the irony.
Fair enough! 😊 ...And then we all kissed Kevin and got super pregnant! The end.
Makes you wonder why Robotnik would be interested in someone with literal spikes on his back.
Super 8-Bit Ben Minis *Blind*
I think we all know the answer.
Yeah, Bowsette happened!🤣
And then they all kissed and got super pregnant the end
Bravo.
I got that reference.
I see what you did there
*got-a
And then, that leads up to the pregnant OC's in old man sonic...... OMG YOUR A GENIUSE! (and me but more you...)
Luigi: AND THEN THEY ALL GET SUPER PREGNANT
*the end*
That is GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
@@pokeochamp8203 exactly 👍🏿
DeviantArt start to has a serious impact on your mental health, Dorkly.
LMFAO
Tumblr too.
DeviantArt has started censoring!
@@LodanSD That's disappointing. I thought they had artistic integrity.
@@jackgebhardt2932
You can post anything, but there's just an option to mark things NSFW.
So instead of building a robot specifically to be his girlfriend, Eggman just re purposed Metal Sonic.
What does that say about his relationship with Sonic?
Really, did you expect any different?
Clearly his only issue with Sonic is that he's not a robot. A sexy, sexy robot...
Did he repurposed Metal Sonic? Or did he make him that way to begin with?
Eggman's gay
@@coffeelover0876 Eggman isn't hung up on your petty labels. He goes with everything. Men, women, fish robots
Screw Bowsette and Mario, this is the real shipp.
Kek
*SCREW BOWSETTE* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bowsette is a dead meme.
@@MohinderPictures409 No its not.
Trump Cards You can keep crying, but it doesn't change the fact that most of people already got bored of Bowsette.
If y'all read about the canon info about Robotnik, y'all would know that his dialogue is not too far off from his character. He's actually very progressive in his canon
Example please?
Since when
@@dominicthegamingnerd8650they're probably talking about the guide book (us version) with the characters bio in sonic forces where it's written that Eggman is a feminist
This became my favorite series. It has your humor yet somehow work as a dating or even wholesome (at times) series. I'll love to see more.
Bowser’s answering machine is dated as Hell. A ) Gangam style. B ) it’s an answering machine.
congrats! you got the joke!
Everything is dated. This comment is dated for Oct 13th 2018. Stay woke Chum.
@@MrJtizzle136 Mario series is dated. Shittendo is dated.
Honestly, I just wanted Bowser to make another joke about his Cloaca again
I just came to rewatch all these after watching a video of hololive where Gura asked a question about the cloaca
I like the little detail of Bowser calling him Ivo.
Well, that is his name.
So wait, if Robotnik has a thing for Metal Sonic, doesn't that imply that he has a thing for Sonic?
His feelings for Sonic are...complicated.
Naw, he's not a robot
He took his ideal form and made it into his ideal personal plaything.
Well, Robotnik and Sonic DID accidentally get married in the cartoon, if I heard right
Sonic and Robotnik got married in "Adventurous of Sonic The Hedgehog" cartoon, well, it is more complicated but they are still married
I have several questions like how did they even meet
are they about motor oil
Yes they are about motor oil
Two evil geniuses plotting to kill the main character would make great teammates
Mini El Barto remember the opening scene of wreck it Ralph?
The Olympics.
*Turtle king x insane human scientist*
Matatabi 2 Tailed Beast and the dude even brought what might be a strap-on with him on the date! (Bowser has a cloaca, right)
0:56-1:29 guys I think Dorkly is trying to tell us something.
Trying real hard too...
They even went through the effort of putting almost no jokes in the video
@@wessltov Unfunny 'progressive' social programming.
Yea the forced message with no cleverness really killed this video for me
Fan art is stupied right?
*Wait.... what's he trying to tell us? That he's trans? That he wnats to make a world where no one is judged my their gender, but by their actions? IM JUST GUESSING HERE!!!*
So... uh Dorkly? Think you went far enough? Or are we gonna see Bowser date Bowsette next?
You full now they're going to do that All Is Lost Now All Is Lost
I mean.....
....
...probably
YES
@@dorkly DO IT!!
Dorkly 30 seconds ago huh?
The perfect power couple that I didn't know I wanted.
If Bowser is on top that's alot of power 😂😂😂
Seconded.
This needs to be shipped.
A sequel date between these two might be interesting.
THANK YOUUUUU!!! This is exactly what my school needs to hear when he went ranting bout “Does it matter?”
*My fanfic has finally come true!*
Dorkly turned into a hardcore slashfic channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.
@@dorkly What if Gaming characters when against their company, please do it Dorkly.
Booo
Eww
Anonymous Indominus r/whoosh
I think they’d make the perfect couple
agreed
Eggman x bowsette is ok
No
But if they become a trio with Kevin, they could all become super pregnant. Even more perfect!
I feel like one of the writers may be spending too much time on deviant art...
And Tumblr.
Considering that this is being said by Robotnik, there’s a good chance that it’s supposed to be satire.
-Sees Bowser x Eggman-
*Ah shit, here we go again*
help we are in devianart
Only Dorkly could make a video about gender/sexuality labels both genuine, and the farthest point from genuine, and have it work perfectly. You could say... its on opposite ends of the spectrum?
...
...
...
I'll go home now
Edit; holy shit this is the most likes I've ever had, thanks
thanks dude!
A veritable Robot Chicken hentai-centric GENIUS this BIT is... Just with a sly guy BI cry!!! 😂😂😂😍
And so sincerely respectful. This was truly awesome.
King Lupus: Children and Animals cannot give consent, they literally started the whole thing with "As long as you have consent."
I keep expecting some dark twist but it turned out sweet
This is clearly missing the scene where Bowser is wearing the drill like a strap on and Robotnik goes "Don't worry I have like five rings on me I'll be fine."
I was honestly expecting Bowsette to be in this. Lol.
Glad that abomination wasn't in here
So he keeps giving his robots a
PINGAS
Pingas kk
*Something awakened inside me...*
No this is patrick The gay
It was a drill, go back to sleep 😊
i'd ship that, it seems like a much healthier relationship than what bowser usually deals with
They actually make some really good points, I was not expecting this.
I will give everybody at Dorkly a good time with my cloacha if they make a Bowsette episode.
Did, did Dorkly just express their true ideals on their fetishes in this video?
MrPomegranX [Matoi] yes...
I think...
Either that or they were just taking a shot at the sonic community's fetishes cause it's a bit of a meme at this point
How did humanity get here
very gradually
You could say that Bowser... laid an Egg? Hahahaha
I hate myself now
*It happened, now I can die in peacefully.*
RIP you
@@dorkly Did I got noticed by Dorkly-senpai? ;0; ♡
ヾ(°∇°*)
You made the fanfictions worse...
Some science doesn't need to be done
too many scientists find what they can do and don't consider what they should do. lol
*TOP TEN QUESTIONS SCIENCE STILL WONT ANSWER*
I beg to differ
so in the name of science we should endanger anyone because science?
zaos08, dude, Robotnik says he _likes_ to be drilled. At worst he's a mad scientist endangering his own butthole.
What's next? Bowser X Asgore? Bowser X Ridley? Bowser X K.Rool?
Make it happen Dorkly 😈
Just go to your search bar
Click on it
And type down...
E621.
Knock yourself out.
@@samuelnakai1804 oh
No
Ah shit, here we go again
Bowsette should date bowser. Great video
But.... they’re the same person
So he's saying himself? Ok.
+colly407 Hey, if mario and baby mario can exist at the same time to race go karts, then i don't see the problem
@@MonteCreations fair enough.
Would that be straight, incest, gay or masturbation?
So I used to read the Sonic Archie comics, and one girl wrote in saying she had a crush on Robotnik. The editors actually replied saying "Dude, you're weird." And even as a kid I was like "Hey, don't kink-shame, bro."
dear sonic comics editors,
that's some bullshit. robotnik is a thicc bish and can get it.
sincerely,
Dorkly
Those reader write ins were always my favorite part
If you don't want to be 'kink shamed', then keep it in the bedroom where it belongs.
Andrew Williams, discussing crushes is only to be done in the bedroom? Should there be some self-flagellation and serious Puritan style repression and neuroses afterwards, too?
@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated sounds like your personal problem you are reflecting to someone else
Well this is new and it works
agreed
Agreed too ;)
@@dorkly but you broke it off tho.....
I know this channel is supposed to be weird but not this kinda weird.
Nice one Dorkly. Sick allegory. You slipped it right in. I can't believe how smart you are for writing that. Talking to the feedback of your new sonic fan fic series I mean. In all honesty you aren't wrong, the world seems to be more focused on emotions than what the rules actually are.
I have lots of questions now
You are married to Robotnik, do not play innocent now
Hey love ur vids
thanks!
@@dorkly 😁
How do you manage to create a REALLY fun story about dating and Bowser? Two words: SUPER CROWN. 👰
I was waiting for Bowser to become Bowsette. I'm disappointed
give dorkly some time, you know they are gonna do it lol
Knight of Aura Yeah. Now we've got Boette and Chompette, ETC to replace Bowsette.
*_NO.. DELETE THIS VIDEO BEFORE TITLE STARTS A HORRIBLE SHIP_*
-xd-
never
@@dorkly _oh dear_
To late
SPREAD. SPREAD ALL ACROSS THE LAND
Bowser and eggman was a dark age long ago. Not even the sonic fandom wants that back.
You know given Bowser's dating history that actually went pretty well!
nope nope nope nope nope thats just nightmare fuel right there
Soooo, when are we getting "If Bowser Dated Mario" where he puts on the 'crown' to make it work? ;D
I’m disappointed, there’s no Bowsette
Bowsette is a dead meme.
@@MohinderPictures409 It was _never_ funny
Jarl Balgruuf TRUE!
@@jarlbalgruuf2415 it wasn't supposed to be
@@MohinderPictures409 stop spamming on every I go to and spread false information
*_But Now What If Bowser Dated Mario?😉_*
How's that, Dorkly?
Oh god please don't 😣😑😣
hmmmMMMM
Setser Man Holy crap Dorkly responded to you man!
I think that would be more of a MFM thing with peach in the middle I mean Odyssey taught us Mario and Bowser will cry together, and crying together leads to
(Ask Jerry and sleepy Garry)
@@dorkly just take the super crown
This is honestly perfect
well Eggman... Lizards lay eggs... A match made in Heaven.
Or the other place lol
I came here to laugh at a sketch and got a legitimate Gender Studies Lecture instead, thanks for nothing Dorkly.
Some Random Name: Robotnik was dead on about your personal hang-ups.
it's time for us to all admit we want to be drilled in the most literal way possible
@@dorkly ask my cousin. She willing to
Some Random Name
True
Stop being a wet blanket
The faq...
*g. sorry you set it up.
Why do I do this to myself each and every episode Dorkly comes out with?
what we need is for bowser to date mother brain.
My hair is straight but I am not.
Want a cookie
@@youraveragejoe2 I do
@@unbredstone7378 here you go. But it's peanut butter
@@youraveragejoe2 thats the opposite of a problem.
@@pal1d1nl1ght eat the stinking cookie
We can't have a bowser video without bowsette spammed in the comments
I love the robot voice you guys at Dorkly use.
Loool love this video Dorkly keep it up I love all your videos!! 😊
when you're fresh out of ideas
😂
(Robotnic) when i say i want get drilled i mean it in the most literal way possible
(Me) OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW
I did not know Robotnik was gay and Bowser was bi.
Damn... This was actually kinda beautiful. Nice job Dorkly! :D
What if Boswer had the princess crown?
Then it's not gay
IT'S A FUCKING TRAP!! RUUUUUUUUN!
"BOwSETTe Is A dEAd MemE1!!1!1!"
@@seven8090 Bowsette or Ugandan Knuckles? Go
WTF Dorkly had become?
I know. So degenerate.
Super pregnant.
just another unfun sjw
This is officially the weirdest thing I have ever seen. Thanks Dorkly.
R.I.P Robotniks Robohole
Top 10 anime couples
Bowser X Bowsette next
Oddly enough, not the weirdest thing I’ve seen on this channel
Why does bowser sound like he’s gonna tell me about how cheetahs chase their prey
This video: I accidentally put "looking for men" in my profile
for got to put the Wo
They are both pretty round. I cant imagine them doing it.
Why would you want to imagine that anyway
Damn, that was deep. Makes you think on the positives.
Really good one, I want to see more of these! :D
1:13 wow very deep......hmm ill be back im gonna date a fish robot
Why did i watch this but more importantly why did i enjoy it!
It all sounds OK until you actually see it, and want to pluck your eyes out.
AKA, my stance on homosexuality. Be whatever orientation you want to be, I don't care, just don't involve me...
Despite the part about the drill that was deep. Probably the best one in this series, keep up the good work
Thank you for bringing the old Bowser sprite from your older vids back!
Ayeeee😋😋😋Eggman tho💀💀💀😂😭
Wickedplayer23 his name is robotnik
his name is The Big Dog
Eggman in my country.
Yep I ship them
I won't lie, I am seriously rooting for Bowser. And think he and Robotnik make a truly great friendship.
This truly was a great one
Robotnik: Y'know that whole Sonic fan art thing that everybody calls weird and messed up? Y'know it's actually one of the most progressive corners on the internet.
Me: HELL YEAH IT IS!
Wow you know I never thought about it like that
When everyone is focused on the characters instead of the dialouge they said throughout the video.
You can't criticise SJW policies if you are on the left. You'll be kicked out of the club if you express any contrary ideas... so, let's just focus on the characters instead of the propaganda.
@Fluffynator You either did not watch the video or are blind & sick as hell. Enough of hypocrisy please
@Fluffynator Very simple. If a high enough percentage of the population would embrace these ideas and behave like that, the very civilisation that allowed such deviant behaviours to thrive would crumble, inevitably opening way for a populational substitution through immigration. The new people, as a rule adherents of some rigid religion or moral code, would establish their civilisation from within the ruins of the former, and the deviant behaviours are then cleansed. Ring any bells my friend?
@Fluffynator The one true question here is: will we uphold, value and defend our Western cultural heritage, our civilisation, or will we sacrifice it for empty promises and ephemeral bits of this and that? Hence the undeniable political aspect of this whole discussion.
this is the best one yet!
Robotnik spitting straight truth
Bowsette!! Bowsette!! Bowsette!! Bowsette!! Bowsette!! Bowsette!! Bowsette!! Bowsette!! Bowsette!!
Chickflip
I was never really aware of how many spikes and drills Robotnik uses until now.
So this is why robotnik is stuck in the back of the car. That actually makes a lot of sense