@@valerietenebris5252 Ohhhhh don't even get me started on the movies... they are absolute TRASH fires compared to the books.. if you don't mind spoilers keep reading... percy's list of accomplishments/epic moments: battled a war god on his first mission and won, at age 12. caused a massive earthquake resulting in a volcano eruption and releasing an imprisoned titan. took on a fiery light titan singlehandedly with a personal hurricane. battled kronos. when gods offered immortality for his deeds, refused and told them instead to pay attention to their kids. fell into and traveled through TARTARUS with his gf. nearly drowned a goddess with her own TEARS. and MANY, many more so yeah. books are awesome.
And why not? He was raised by his mum, ended up sniping 3 ladies in his direction (aphrodite may or may not have been the cause), Annabeth is basically his clutch as he is to her, and he know better than to get a getback on Athena, possibly the only goddess he respects the most(may or may not be a biased choice)😅
Hey, Sally is a great single mom. Of course he is gonna respect women. Sure he does not "actually" respect all of them because not every women is a Sally or Annabeth, but still he respects the ladies. Also Hestia was one of the few who were actually helpful without weird loopholes or conditions.
@@msk-qp6fn it’s actually crazy how many gods tried to on-sight a child. Meanwhile Hestia was just the embodiment of a warm loving mother who showed up because she was worried the little heroes hadn’t rested in a while 🥺
@@KRAZYKentReaderhe literally turned a goddess' poison against her when they hurt Annabeth, and nearly killed them, he literally fell into Tartarus for Annabeth, he fought through Tartarus just for her, and nearly died so many times just for her, ain't nothing stopping him
@@User47928hephaestus crated that trap in the tunnel of love in the lightning thief and also one of his one robot thingies killed bianca, artemis didn’t technically do anything to him, but the fact that she was kidnapped in the titan’s curse sure didn’t make his life easier 😭
This is the same kid who turned down immorality TWICE and instead told the gods to actually pay attention to their children. If you think you can bluff and pressure this guy into anything, you can't.
You have to remember this is a kid that showed up to Camp Jupiter, WITHOUT ANY RECOLECTION OF WHO HE WAS, encountered TWO gods the first day he was there and sassed both of them in front of campers that considered an appearance from a god an incredibly rare ocurrence and a huge honor, and this boy was in the middle of it being like "I don't know you or anything right now but what I DO KNOW is that I don't like you or any of the shit you have to say"
@@thecursedqueen9185 I mean who wouldn't be upset if the old woman you were carrying across a river while being chased by regenerating monsters revealed herself to be an all-powerful deity?
In the canon, percy is writing these books. There is a section at the beginning were he says he us only writhing about the gods now cause ge was offered pizza in exchange XD
They should be glad he turned down immortality, they would have to deal with him for the rest of eternity. And he would most definitely become the god of sass. Zeus wouldn’t survive.
I once read a fanfiction where Percy became a god, had enough of Zeus’s crap, got in a fight/duel with Zeus, and then became the King of the gods because he sent Zeus crying to his mommy. 😂 It was awesome.
The best part is EVERY SINGLE TIME a monster or God fights Percy they say “Perseus Jackson!!!” and what have they said since book one-? *Names have power* THEY’RE BUFFING THE KID EACH TIME THEY FIGHT HIM-
Mr. D saw this kid, felt his power, threatened to turn him into a dolphin and forever decided to say his name wrong except for one time when he figured the power boost was needed or earned.
@@shernweilee5576 No, bc you see, of when he ends up in the underworld with Hades, he'd sass Hades to the point that Hades would send Percy to Elysium just he doesn't have to see him. No matter if he was originally supposed to end up in the fields of punishment for defying the gods so much.
Older camper: "And there's Percy Jackson. Under no circumstances are you to mess with that guy." New camper, probs heard of the wars and quests already: "Oh, I know. He does crazy things with water, right? And walked through Tartarus? Older camper: "Yeah, but the mouth on that kid? Did you hear what he said to the gods when they offered him immortality?" New camper: "wut." Older camper, wiping away a tear: "Freaking work of art, man."
everyone remembers how Percy walked through Tatarus but both he and Annabeth acknowledge multiple times n their chapters they'd be dead without the other, props to Nigo for getting through Tartarus ALONE
I love the immediate shoutout to Hestia, she is literally the only god/goddess he’s met that not only hasn’t given him any trouble but offered free advice and even some slight help with the battle against Kronos, true MVP material.
He met Zeus and stared down his lightning bolt with out flinching. He even told his dad, the king of the seas, to take a step back so he can talk to his uncle. Also when he met his dad for the first time he went and bowed down at Poseidons feet, when Zeus was right there. He did t even acknowledge Zeus until he was done having a conversation with his dad
Yes I've read them and absolutely loved them as a kid!!! To any Percy Jackson fans I also recommend checking out Rick's Magnus Chase trilogy. Another hilariously sassy kid. Seriously he dies in the first chapter and then makes it evryone else's problem for 3 books straight it's absolutely wonderful.
You also have to remember Magnus is Annabeths cousin, so just think that if he is sassy and Percy is sassy, you know she also has some sass in her to, but she hides it to counteract Percy’s sass. The two most sassy kids in camp are friends and later start dating. It is golden
@@star_stark99 Oh trust me I could never forget! Them bickering when he showed up to his own funeral to poke his corpse lives in my head rent free. 😂❤ I love Annabeth Chase. I remember how excited i was to get my hands on the Mark of Athena when it came out.
The reality is that Hestia was probably the most acknowledged god in everyday Greek life, because the hearth (oven, stove, pot, spit) was the heart of the house. You wanna eat? Hestia oversees it all!
Thank you so much for showing me those books exists. They are now on the Christmas wish list and I can't wait to read them because this is gonna be funny as hell
I remember reading those books at my cousin's house and I was shocked but laughing since his narration of Greek gods is so different and savage compared to what you used to and Iove it.
I love how he likes Demeter and how she makes her fashion choices work. And then goes on to diss both Persephone as an airhead and Hades as an idiot for following Zeus idiotic plan to marry Persephone.
He's like Sam and Dean, even if he dies, he knows he'll be brought back. Edit: he literally walked into hell to get his mom and fight Hades when he was 12 . . . weeks after he knew he was a demigod the boy has BEEN THROUGH IT. And he has no limits.
Percy knows he can do this cause he is too valuable to kill Like what other demigod has fought and beaten a god, before even knowing that they are a demi for a full month And lead both the 2nd titan then 2nd giants war
man for me the funniest part was when percy told everyone his stepdad loved him and to show his appreciation everyone get free appliances and he gives them the company number
Are we forgetting his first book where he MAILS MEDUSAS HEAD TO THE GODS OUT OF SPITE ON MEDUSAS BEHALF. Bro really made himself the beast you find out if you fuck around w him
@@mackenziewoloschuk7375 oh ok , I thought you were one of those fans who believe he is some sort of unbeatable Monster or that he is the strongest Demigod.
@@user-lp8im7ow8s he may be tough, but he ain't the strongest demigod on the block. That'd be Nico and daughter of Ares(I know her name, but I can't remember how to spell it fuck-)
bro he's untouchable like he was offered immortality not once but twice, swam in the river styx, went through tartarus, NOT TO MENTION HE CAN BLOOD BEND he was fr like "IM GONNA MAKE THEM PAY ATTENTION TO US" AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF HERA EVEN HAD TO INTERACT LIKE-
I think in MOA when Percy,Jason and Piper met the roman form of Mr. D, Bacchus was talking about if he did turn percy into a dolphin, and percy said something along these lines of " I think you were considering, but you got lazy"
Big three Meet up(kinda of)- Zeus:WTF Poseidon! Your son is a Little shit!💩 Poseidon: uhhh…Which one!? Hades:🫥 Zeus:Percy Jackson! Poseidon:What did he say or do this time…Or what are you blaming him for this time?! Zeus(explains the chapter with Zeus crossed out from Greek Heroes and Gods). Hades and Poseidon:🤭 Poseidon:Percy is kinda correct…He isn’t wrong.😑 Hades(from the underworld): True to that…People often forget who I am…And Hestia! Poseidon and Zeus(Look toward the nearest entrance to the underworld).🫤😐🙄 Poseidon: See what I mean…Even Hestia is forgotten at times! Zeus: Ugh…I am going to kill him. (Summons Percy in a fit of rage)🤬 Poseidon: Don’t you dare Zeus!🤬 Percy(in the middle of talking to Annebeth): And that is why I- Annebeth! (Looks around and realizes he’s not in Camp haft blood nor in Camp Jupiter) Oh Shit!💩 Why am I here? Oh wait minute! You! (Points at Zeus) Don’t you dare offer immorality again…I already got my wish -That you guys pay attention to us and I didn’t do anything to you this time Uncle! And what did You think I did to tick you off this time that wasn’t me! Zeus: yes it was you boy…(goes on an 😡 angry 😤 rant about the chapter) Percy: oh boy!😬🫣🙄(thoughts:Ugh I thought 💭 that they were able to hear 👂 about this) The other Gods and Goddesses (except for Athena and Artemis) :🤭😂😂🤣🤣 Athena and Artemis(look at each other): 🙄😐🫤😑🤦♀️🤦♀️ Artemis: I think I am going to go Hunting with Apollo and my huntresses(thinking the excuse in hurry) Come on Apollo!(tugs on Apollo’s arm quickly) Apollo: all man it was just getting good 😊! Artemis: yes…I don’t want to be here anymore because of all this(gestures towards Zeus’s rant at Percy)Come on let’s get out quick. Apollo: Wait-No!!! Hades(thoughts: okay I have had enough of listening to Zeus’s ignorance)🙄. (Comes to Olympus agitated 😠) Poseidon(notices a shadow)😨😰. Hades (reveals himself from the shadows): Hey Brother (Whispering) I came to get my Nephew and take him back to camp! Poseidon😮💨(looks confused 😐 at Hades): How do I know you aren’t going to kill Percy or attempt to? Hades: I am not…I am just tired 🥱 of listening 👂 to this (gestures to Zeus ranting,yelling and raving) and besides I was going to ask Percy how Nico was doing camp but this would give me and Persephone an excuse to go check on Nico…and get Percy out of here! Zeus(rants continuely without noticing Hades and Poseidon’s conversation…Also turns his back to Percy). Percy:😑 Hades: Percy come here… Percy (notice from the corner of his 👁️ eye): Uncle(whispers and than walks towards hades) Hades: Hey there Kid! Percy: Hello Uncle Hades, Dad! Poseidon: Hi Percy, Sorry 😞 that you were summoned like this! Hades: Let’s get out here! Percy: How Uncle?! Hades: Shadow Travel 🧭! Percy: What!? 😨😰 Hades: Have you Shadow traveled before?! Are you going to be okay Percy?! Percy: I have but you want to know how…Nico pulled me through a corn 🌽 field. I got Corn chunks in my hair and face…….I also threw up 🤮 everywhere! Poseidon:🫤😐😑 Hades:🙄🫠 Come on let’s go while he’s distracted ( Pulls Percy and Poseidon into a shadow) All three arrived at camp… Percy:🤢🤮 Poseidon:😵💫🥴😮💨 Hades:😎 Zeus: Where did the Little Shit 💩 go!!!🤬🤬🤬 (Me- I wrote this for fun…none of this is Canon ya’ll but it would be funny as 😅hell to see the aftermath if the Gods and Goddesses read the chapter)
Meanwhile Hestia: *Sneezes* Weird, I shouldn't get a cold. And why I have this bad feeling that someone was talking about me? Eh, whatever. *Continues to enjoy her book and cookies* XD
remember in the first book when percy threw shade on what kind of girlfriend Ares must have been having if they were having dates in tacky amusement parks and the gf he was talking abt was APHRODITE!!!
If you are referring to the emotional support demon summoned by our Lord Click I am going to cry. Your not wrong though, Percy is a emotional support demon in human/demigod form.
My fav thing about the books is in the first set it's all from Percy's pov and everytime he sasses a god we're all yay Percy! Then you see him sassing a god from another's perspective in the next set of books and you realise just how reckless and close to getting blown up he is.
Everybody: Percy Jackson is so dumb and weak Me: 👁👄👁 he manages to talk sh!t about the gods(especially Zeus and Hera) so much. And yet he *never* gets killed, or punished by the gods
Percy was offered immortality and his response was “no pay ur child support”
Percy, god of sass
PERSASSY
Naa it was “return with the milk” 🥛 😂
@@kijjamburodney3086noooo i need walker to say this in the show now! he would deliver the line so perfectly😭😭😭
@@kimbrulee_the_musical if Riordan allows it, this will be one of the few memes to live in my head rent free for a long time 😂
😂😂😂
Percy's savagery knows no limits
On GAWD
@@KRAZYKentReaderGAWDS*
As someone who only saw the first movie, HE SOUNDS SO MUCH COOLER!?!
Sally Jackson. Annabeth Chase.
@@valerietenebris5252 Ohhhhh don't even get me started on the movies... they are absolute TRASH fires compared to the books..
if you don't mind spoilers keep reading...
percy's list of accomplishments/epic moments:
battled a war god on his first mission and won, at age 12.
caused a massive earthquake resulting in a volcano eruption and releasing an imprisoned titan.
took on a fiery light titan singlehandedly with a personal hurricane.
battled kronos.
when gods offered immortality for his deeds, refused and told them instead to pay attention to their kids.
fell into and traveled through TARTARUS with his gf.
nearly drowned a goddess with her own TEARS.
and MANY, many more
so yeah. books are awesome.
That ‘women first’ felt personal
We all know Percy is 100% for women's rights.
And why not? He was raised by his mum, ended up sniping 3 ladies in his direction (aphrodite may or may not have been the cause), Annabeth is basically his clutch as he is to her, and he know better than to get a getback on Athena, possibly the only goddess he respects the most(may or may not be a biased choice)😅
Hey, Sally is a great single mom. Of course he is gonna respect women. Sure he does not "actually" respect all of them because not every women is a Sally or Annabeth, but still he respects the ladies. Also Hestia was one of the few who were actually helpful without weird loopholes or conditions.
@@msk-qp6fn it’s actually crazy how many gods tried to on-sight a child. Meanwhile Hestia was just the embodiment of a warm loving mother who showed up because she was worried the little heroes hadn’t rested in a while 🥺
I mean, bestia was the first born and also is a woman. Not really sure what else there is to it
Man really said fuck you Zeus we are starting with the one and only god we stan in this household “Hestia”
Hestia is Bestia
@@DankTheMan omg yes-
Hestia is the best, she literally just is there and is cool
@@DankTheManyestia
@@DankTheManI totally have zero clue where you got that
Heroes of Olympus book 2 Percy is here with 0 memory. Sees Mars, sees everyone else kneel, and just goes "Hey Ares. Fuck you"
Percy was literally “THAT DUDE”
Even without his memory boi fr said "I know I dont f ing like you" 😂
"I whooped your ass once and I'll do it again."
I smiled so much at that 😂😂😂 awww he still has the sass and ares-detector
Memory or no memory, it was still on sight
Don’t mess with him unless you’re Annabeth or Sally. Then he’ll be running.
Annabeth, his gf, and Sally, his mom. So yeah makes sense but if you mess with either of them, not even Poseidon will stop him
@@KRAZYKentReadernot even literal hell will stop him from helping Annabeth, and we all know what happened down there
Bye bye Misery.
@@KRAZYKentReaderNyx:Hold my coffee
@@KRAZYKentReaderhe literally turned a goddess' poison against her when they hurt Annabeth, and nearly killed them, he literally fell into Tartarus for Annabeth, he fought through Tartarus just for her, and nearly died so many times just for her, ain't nothing stopping him
Percy: SHOUTOUT TO HESTIA FIR BEING THE ONLY GOD/GODDESS WHICH HASNT FUCKED UP MY LIFE
I mean, Artemis? Hephaestus? Nemesis?
Wait never mind Nemesis gave Leo a fortune cookie that got Percy some bad luck
@@User47928hephaestus crated that trap in the tunnel of love in the lightning thief and also one of his one robot thingies killed bianca, artemis didn’t technically do anything to him, but the fact that she was kidnapped in the titan’s curse sure didn’t make his life easier 😭
Artemis is one of the only gods he respects, her and hestia, there aren't very many on that list
What about Apollo? He did nothing wrong and even got his own stories!
YAS
“Is Percy Jackson dangerous?”
Nico thought about this for a moment “if you’re an enemy then he’s the most dangerous man alive”
Book??
Son of Neptune that’s hazel asking Nico that question . Hazel if you didn’t know is a daughter of Pluto not hades
Goes so freaking hard 😤
@@WZ4RD3 Ty!
@@WZ4RD3And Pluto is the Roman aspect of Hades
This is the same kid who turned down immorality TWICE and instead told the gods to actually pay attention to their children. If you think you can bluff and pressure this guy into anything, you can't.
Twice?? Wasn’t it just that one time?
@@Sof_rhanah he also turned it down in the new book, chalice of the gods
@@cdyhde5904 Oh nvm make that 3 times then, I was thinking Crown of Ptolemy. Haven't read the new one yet.
@@kempolar9768 oh it’s the reverse for me then, i haven’t read crown of ptolemy or at least not in a while
@@cdyhde5904 oh. I haven’t read that one yet😬
You have to remember this is a kid that showed up to Camp Jupiter, WITHOUT ANY RECOLECTION OF WHO HE WAS, encountered TWO gods the first day he was there and sassed both of them in front of campers that considered an appearance from a god an incredibly rare ocurrence and a huge honor, and this boy was in the middle of it being like "I don't know you or anything right now but what I DO KNOW is that I don't like you or any of the shit you have to say"
You can take his memory, but you can't take his sass
Dude will do anything to shit-talk a god. Hera, Ares, that one statue guy…
the first one he dissed was because he carried her all the way to camp jupiter, which was really hard for him.
I honestly wish Percy was able to ask Mars how His ankle was holding up.
@@thecursedqueen9185 I mean who wouldn't be upset if the old woman you were carrying across a river while being chased by regenerating monsters revealed herself to be an all-powerful deity?
“Crossed out Zeus” is some deadpool petty type shenanigans. Its like he broke the 4th wall to tell the viewer “who’s zeus? I only know hestia.” XD
In the canon, percy is writing these books. There is a section at the beginning were he says he us only writhing about the gods now cause ge was offered pizza in exchange XD
Hestia fr his fav and he doesn't even TRY to hide it lol
is this- is this why she’s mine too😂
Hestia is Bestia
Me and Percy got something in common
Hestia is Bestia
Especially since Aphrodite was technically older than Hestia depending on do version
They should be glad he turned down immortality, they would have to deal with him for the rest of eternity. And he would most definitely become the god of sass. Zeus wouldn’t survive.
Hail Lord Persassy, God Of Sass
I'm gonna take this as the truth to my grave and beyond 😂
@@aFriskingCharasiteGirl I hate myself for making this, but what about Perslay Jackson?
I once read a fanfiction where Percy became a god, had enough of Zeus’s crap, got in a fight/duel with Zeus, and then became the King of the gods because he sent Zeus crying to his mommy. 😂 It was awesome.
@@Taylor-hr5hdand then forced everyone to vote Annabeth could be a goddess
The best part is EVERY SINGLE TIME a monster or God fights Percy they say “Perseus Jackson!!!” and what have they said since book one-? *Names have power*
THEY’RE BUFFING THE KID EACH TIME THEY FIGHT HIM-
This is why middle names were created.
THE ONLY GOD WHO CAN BEAT PETER JOHNSON IS MR. D BC HE NEVER EVER SAYS HIS NAME
@@carolinapapp-is9tx FR-
@@carolinapapp-is9tx EXACTLY ONLY DIONYSUS CAN BEAT PERRY JOHANSSON AND I'M GONNA START BUFFING UP DIONYSUS
Mr. D saw this kid, felt his power, threatened to turn him into a dolphin and forever decided to say his name wrong except for one time when he figured the power boost was needed or earned.
I bet Percy's favourite goddess is Hestia. She do no wrong
As the Mythology Guy would say: “Hestia is BESTIA”
@@KRAZYKentReaderI love this!
If it isn’t, I’ll eat nothing but cake for the rest of my life.
Definitely. Hestia is a true QUEEN
@@Athenabadassinthearena FAX
He has ADHD and sass on his side. No one can beat Percy
LMAO YEAH
Persasseus
I'll see myself out
@@mackenziewoloschuk7375 ha 😆
If he dies and goes to Hell. I dunno if the judges are ready for his sass.
@@shernweilee5576 No, bc you see, of when he ends up in the underworld with Hades, he'd sass Hades to the point that Hades would send Percy to Elysium just he doesn't have to see him. No matter if he was originally supposed to end up in the fields of punishment for defying the gods so much.
Chiron: “names have power, you can’t just throw them around”
Percy: “Zues, Ares, Kronos and Gaea can come catch this riptide”
HECK YEAH
To be fair, they also call him by name as well. Along with all the monsters they send.
Older camper: "And there's Percy Jackson. Under no circumstances are you to mess with that guy."
New camper, probs heard of the wars and quests already: "Oh, I know. He does crazy things with water, right? And walked through Tartarus?
Older camper: "Yeah, but the mouth on that kid? Did you hear what he said to the gods when they offered him immortality?"
New camper: "wut."
Older camper, wiping away a tear: "Freaking work of art, man."
everyone remembers how Percy walked through Tatarus but both he and Annabeth acknowledge multiple times n their chapters they'd be dead without the other, props to Nigo for getting through Tartarus ALONE
New camper: what tho
Older camper: so basically it was "f- you, no, pay ur child support"
@@talazrein1377😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@talazrein1377
New camper: im still confused
Older camper: in other words, come back with the milk
😂😂😂😂😂
Sending the head of Medusa to Olympus in book 1 told me everything I needed to know and kept in for 10+ books
“They’ll think you’re impertinent!”
“I am impertinent.”
He glared at Annabeth as if daring her to say something. She didn’t.
Pure GOLD
everyone is always saying how percy is funny... but can we appreciate that Rick has a sense of humor?! without him, Percy wouldn't be this funny XD
This is true lol
I-
I never thought of it this way...
Dam humor
VERY TRUE
Dam true
If you mess with Percy you'll get drowned
I've found you once again! Lol
@@that_one_athena_cabin_girl oh my gods how?!
@@DJCASTELLEN12 we've been over this, Dj. I am everywhere
@@that_one_athena_cabin_girl just don't tell Percy I'm here I kinda got in a fight with him
@DJKAPPERS12 alright. Why- yk what? I'm not gonna ask
I love the immediate shoutout to Hestia, she is literally the only god/goddess he’s met that not only hasn’t given him any trouble but offered free advice and even some slight help with the battle against Kronos, true MVP material.
Persassy strikes again😏
Yup
PERCY IS SO FUNNY I CANT- 😂
My dude asked the gods for paying their due child support and lived 😂😂😂
Bro had enough guts to sass Dionysus and hasn’t been turned into a dolphin lol
He really told Zeus to take a hike.
Percey literally said: go-go, Hestia, our true queen 👑
DUDE LITERALLY I GOT PERCY JACKSON'S GREEK GODS THREE DAYS AGO AND WHILE I WAS READING THAT I WAS LIKE, "oop"
My boy percy had turned down IMMORTALITY THRICE.
When was the third? 😊
@@sparklight0964 one from zeus, second in Crown of Ptolemy, third time in Chalice of Gods
@@Athenabadassinthearena What ch was that again, coz i read the whole thing full of adrenaline and forgot half of it lol
He's going for the whole immortality guantlet Monkey King style except unlike Wukong he refused the offer every time.
The fact he started with Hestia says soooo much!!!
He knows no chill and i respect that 💅🏻
He met Zeus and stared down his lightning bolt with out flinching. He even told his dad, the king of the seas, to take a step back so he can talk to his uncle. Also when he met his dad for the first time he went and bowed down at Poseidons feet, when Zeus was right there. He did t even acknowledge Zeus until he was done having a conversation with his dad
I NEED to read this series omg
That was so fkin funny I can't even-
There’s a reason we in the fandom call him Persassy 😂
Bro is a dam menace 😂
I see what you did there 😂
Dam.
Dam. 🩵
Dam.💙
Yes I've read them and absolutely loved them as a kid!!! To any Percy Jackson fans I also recommend checking out Rick's Magnus Chase trilogy. Another hilariously sassy kid. Seriously he dies in the first chapter and then makes it evryone else's problem for 3 books straight it's absolutely wonderful.
Oh that's so iconic omfg😊
Ok characters that die in the first few chapters will automatically have sass
Tru @@yaraidk
You also have to remember Magnus is Annabeths cousin, so just think that if he is sassy and Percy is sassy, you know she also has some sass in her to, but she hides it to counteract Percy’s sass. The two most sassy kids in camp are friends and later start dating. It is golden
@@star_stark99 Oh trust me I could never forget! Them bickering when he showed up to his own funeral to poke his corpse lives in my head rent free. 😂❤ I love Annabeth Chase. I remember how excited i was to get my hands on the Mark of Athena when it came out.
The reality is that Hestia was probably the most acknowledged god in everyday Greek life, because the hearth (oven, stove, pot, spit) was the heart of the house. You wanna eat? Hestia oversees it all!
Percy: sees the fucking god of war
Also Percy: Hey you little shit, i don't like you! Let's fight!
Thank you so much for showing me those books exists. They are now on the Christmas wish list and I can't wait to read them because this is gonna be funny as hell
Honestly they are enjoyable books and has 5 total on the Greek story with 5 more added on to his story
“Women first” just reminds me of that line in the musical “I love women! I think they’re very nice.”
HESTIA AND PERSEPHONE ARE MY FAVORITES RN ^^
Hades and Chiron are my male favorites
Chiron is a classic
@@TeacupTeaganidk if he technically counts, but Chiron does share a father with most of the original gods. So I just think of him as one ^^
@RandomRiniGrace That is awesome to think about! If he is, I wonder what he would be the god of. Maybe work, Centaurs, or etc!
In the ending of Blood of Olympus, Percy was ready to jump at Zeus to take action/protect Jason.
In House of Hades, he almost killed a god.
Only reason he didn't kill Akhlys was because of Annabeth
That's why Percy Jackson is my favorite protagonist of all time
bro, it don't matter if you're a monster god or mortal you WILL BE SIMPING FOR PERCY
I remember reading those books at my cousin's house and I was shocked but laughing since his narration of Greek gods is so different and savage compared to what you used to and Iove it.
I love how he likes Demeter and how she makes her fashion choices work. And then goes on to diss both Persephone as an airhead and Hades as an idiot for following Zeus idiotic plan to marry Persephone.
im convinced Percy has no self preservation instinct. like he's just sassing the gods, going into Tarturus, he got no worries about his life lol
Dude got plot armor favored by Rick Riordan. Mr. Riordan is also a sadistic bloke who kept on messing up Percy's life
Riordan's just like: "A peaceful life for Percy? Don't know how! Send him to Tarturus!"
@@machicommentsectiondon't you know that's how most authors operate tho
He's like Sam and Dean, even if he dies, he knows he'll be brought back.
Edit: he literally walked into hell to get his mom and fight Hades when he was 12 . . . weeks after he knew he was a demigod the boy has BEEN THROUGH IT. And he has no limits.
Percy is an icon
He's an icon.
He's a legend.
And he is the moment.
Percy knows he can do this cause he is too valuable to kill
Like what other demigod has fought and beaten a god, before even knowing that they are a demi for a full month
And lead both the 2nd titan then 2nd giants war
Literally everyone at camp: “we respect gods. Sure they suck but they are still amazing.”
Percy: …🖕
As mythology guy says: Hestia is Bestia!! 😊😊 Hestia is literally the best goddess ever. Love her so much.
Bro be spitting straight facts
Percy and Magnus Chase are the perfect main characters there funny, heroic, and they don't give up.
SO TRUE PERCY IS A SAVAGE IN PERCY JACKSIN:GREEK GODS AND HEROS
When youre in a "standing up for whats right competition" and your opponent is Percy Jackson:
“Percy you’ll get smited”
“Let them smote me then”
“Take a backseat Zeus, we’re starting with Hestia.” Might be my favorite quote in the riordanverse
He was so real for that tho women first
Percy’s weapons: Water, Riptide, Sass
I mean, my man had the worst introduction to half blood life because Zeus couldn't do some basic detective work.
"DO NOT MESS WITH THIS KID"💀
''Do not mess with this kid''
Me, omw to switch his socks put for scarfs: dang it!!
This is why I love Percy and the way that Rick writes characters and their dialogue.
Percy: ALL WOMEN!! ARE QUEENS!
Zeus:
As a Percy fan, this made me ball in laughter 😂
Percy is willing to roast anyone, even if he dies😂
man for me the funniest part was when percy told everyone his stepdad loved him and to show his appreciation everyone get free appliances and he gives them the company number
He is a literal menace to anybody
"We're starting with Hestia!" Inarguably the best one to start with
He set the standard for NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH
Well he’s sassy but ‘how’s your ankle healing or whatever’ that was awesome
The man, will sass you, all the way down to Tatartarus, and then, he will follow you down their, and continue to sass you; there is no escape.
idk why but Percy contemplating strangling Nico multiple times is so funny to me, bro is a demon
Percy casually gaslighting every immortal especially zuez and hera also monsters like dayum
P E R S A S S Y
I love Percy’s retellings of Greek Myths, it’s hilarious
Percy: _i believe in Hestia supremacy_
Are we forgetting his first book where he MAILS MEDUSAS HEAD TO THE GODS OUT OF SPITE ON MEDUSAS BEHALF.
Bro really made himself the beast you find out if you fuck around w him
Percy Jackson: The unofficial God of "Fuck around and find out"
He needed HELP fighting Medusa , he cut off her head AFTER Annabeth and Grover distracted her .
Stop giving him credit 😡.
@@user-lp8im7ow8s we're talking about how he sent the gods her head after everything was done, not that he solo'd her.
What convo were YOU having?
@@mackenziewoloschuk7375 oh ok , I thought you were one of those fans who believe he is some sort of unbeatable Monster or that he is the strongest Demigod.
@@user-lp8im7ow8s he may be tough, but he ain't the strongest demigod on the block.
That'd be Nico and daughter of Ares(I know her name, but I can't remember how to spell it fuck-)
bro he's untouchable like he was offered immortality not once but twice, swam in the river styx, went through tartarus, NOT TO MENTION HE CAN BLOOD BEND he was fr like "IM GONNA MAKE THEM PAY ATTENTION TO US" AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF HERA EVEN HAD TO INTERACT LIKE-
Thrice
Its so funny because the other gods just dont want to make Poseidon mad or percy would probably be a dolphin at Mr Ds hand
I think in MOA when Percy,Jason and Piper met the roman form of Mr. D, Bacchus was talking about if he did turn percy into a dolphin, and percy said something along these lines of " I think you were considering, but you got lazy"
Slay Percy Slay (literally)
That’s why it makes so much sense to have Walker play Percy! In the Adam Project he is literally Percy, but if Percy met Deadpool
Big three Meet up(kinda of)-
Zeus:WTF Poseidon! Your son is a Little shit!💩
Poseidon: uhhh…Which one!?
Hades:🫥
Zeus:Percy Jackson!
Poseidon:What did he say or do this time…Or what are you blaming him for this time?!
Zeus(explains the chapter with Zeus crossed out from Greek Heroes and Gods).
Hades and Poseidon:🤭
Poseidon:Percy is kinda correct…He isn’t wrong.😑
Hades(from the underworld): True to that…People often forget who I am…And Hestia!
Poseidon and Zeus(Look toward the nearest entrance to the underworld).🫤😐🙄
Poseidon: See what I mean…Even Hestia is forgotten at times!
Zeus: Ugh…I am going to kill him. (Summons Percy in a fit of rage)🤬
Poseidon: Don’t you dare Zeus!🤬
Percy(in the middle of talking to Annebeth): And that is why I- Annebeth! (Looks around and realizes he’s not in Camp haft blood nor in Camp Jupiter) Oh Shit!💩 Why am I here? Oh wait minute! You! (Points at Zeus) Don’t you dare offer immorality again…I already got my wish -That you guys pay attention to us and I didn’t do anything to you this time Uncle! And what did You think I did to tick you off this time that wasn’t me!
Zeus: yes it was you boy…(goes on an 😡 angry 😤 rant about the chapter)
Percy: oh boy!😬🫣🙄(thoughts:Ugh I thought 💭 that they were able to hear 👂 about this)
The other Gods and Goddesses (except for Athena and Artemis) :🤭😂😂🤣🤣
Athena and Artemis(look at each other):
🙄😐🫤😑🤦♀️🤦♀️
Artemis: I think I am going to go Hunting with Apollo and my huntresses(thinking the excuse in hurry) Come on Apollo!(tugs on Apollo’s arm quickly)
Apollo: all man it was just getting good 😊!
Artemis: yes…I don’t want to be here anymore because of all this(gestures towards Zeus’s rant at Percy)Come on let’s get out quick.
Apollo: Wait-No!!!
Hades(thoughts: okay I have had enough of listening to Zeus’s ignorance)🙄.
(Comes to Olympus agitated 😠)
Poseidon(notices a shadow)😨😰.
Hades (reveals himself from the shadows): Hey Brother (Whispering) I came to get my Nephew and take him back to camp!
Poseidon😮💨(looks confused 😐 at Hades): How do I know you aren’t going to kill Percy or attempt to?
Hades: I am not…I am just tired 🥱 of listening 👂 to this (gestures to Zeus ranting,yelling and raving) and besides I was going to ask Percy how Nico was doing camp but this would give me and Persephone an excuse to go check on Nico…and get Percy out of here!
Zeus(rants continuely without noticing Hades and Poseidon’s conversation…Also turns his back to Percy).
Percy:😑
Hades: Percy come here…
Percy (notice from the corner of his 👁️ eye): Uncle(whispers and than walks towards hades)
Hades: Hey there Kid!
Percy: Hello Uncle Hades, Dad!
Poseidon: Hi Percy, Sorry 😞 that you were summoned like this!
Hades: Let’s get out here!
Percy: How Uncle?!
Hades: Shadow Travel 🧭!
Percy: What!? 😨😰
Hades: Have you Shadow traveled before?! Are you going to be okay Percy?!
Percy: I have but you want to know how…Nico pulled me through a corn 🌽 field. I got Corn chunks in my hair and face…….I also threw up 🤮 everywhere!
Poseidon:🫤😐😑
Hades:🙄🫠 Come on let’s go while he’s distracted ( Pulls Percy and Poseidon into a shadow)
All three arrived at camp…
Percy:🤢🤮
Poseidon:😵💫🥴😮💨
Hades:😎
Zeus: Where did the Little Shit 💩 go!!!🤬🤬🤬
(Me- I wrote this for fun…none of this is Canon ya’ll but it would be funny as 😅hell to see the aftermath if the Gods and Goddesses read the chapter)
Meanwhile Hestia:
*Sneezes*
Weird, I shouldn't get a cold.
And why I have this bad feeling that someone was talking about me?
Eh, whatever.
*Continues to enjoy her book and cookies*
XD
This is funny 🤣
yo I loved it 😂
Someone make a comic of this!!!!!!!
PERCY “PAY YOUR CHILD SUPPORT” JACKSON 💙💙💙💙
remember in the first book when percy threw shade on what kind of girlfriend Ares must have been having if they were having dates in tacky amusement parks and the gf he was talking abt was APHRODITE!!!
No one is safe from Percy's sass
I swear that his name is supposed to be Persassy Jackson 😭
Per-Sassiest Jackson!
Which is even makes me Love Percy Jackson even More?!
Hahahah “don’t mess with this kid” his first weapon is his sass do not mess with this kids sass
My sister gave me Greek Gods as a Christmas gift years ago. I still keep it at my shelf because I really loved reading it 😊
Percy is based for supporting the powerful women in his life.
True in the first trails of Apollo he opened the door to the apartment he lives in and says “why?”
percy is my emotional support demon
If you are referring to the emotional support demon summoned by our Lord Click I am going to cry. Your not wrong though, Percy is a emotional support demon in human/demigod form.
A FAN OF THE CLICK AND PERCU JACKSON IN THE WILD??
Bro is like hey zeus, you dropped this 🖕
Ayyyy I'm reading Percy Jackson's Greek Gods rn❤
My fav thing about the books is in the first set it's all from Percy's pov and everytime he sasses a god we're all yay Percy! Then you see him sassing a god from another's perspective in the next set of books and you realise just how reckless and close to getting blown up he is.
There's a reason why most Greek myths start with " aaaand so Zeus couldn't keep it in his pants."
Percy is absolutely savage in the Greek heroes, my god
Everybody: Percy Jackson is so dumb and weak
Me: 👁👄👁 he manages to talk sh!t about the gods(especially Zeus and Hera) so much. And yet he *never* gets killed, or punished by the gods
Both these books were glorious