There's something worse. Wonder Boy Wonder Boy in monster land Wonder Boy III: Monster Lair Wonder Boy III: The Dragon's Trap (two games titled wonder boy III) Wonder Boy V: Monster World III (not a typo) Monster World IV (Main character was a girl so they dropped the wonder boy part) Based on weird title schemes there is no real Wonder Boy IV OR Monster World II, but there is a Wonder boy V: Monster World III, then they drop the series title for the 6th game. It gets even worse if you look at ports/remasters and international release titles.
don't you just love it when nl ask a question about how a thing does what it does and everyone else just screams at him what the thing does but not how it does it
A beard helmet...... NL if you had hair, you'd use a bowl to trim the line, wouldn't you? Why does it take you hours to trim your beard? Everything okay over there? P.S. clipper guards work kind of like a pencil compass, in the sense that it keeps the point of contact the same distance from the skin, no matter where you are touching. If you clip your hair with no guard, the clippers reach the base of the hairs and thus clip the entire hair. If you clip your hair with the guard, the clippers are now raised off the surface of the skin, and will cut only at that level. So a 12 mm clipper guard is raised 12 mm off the surface of the skin and will clip at the line, leaving the hairs (roughly) 12 mm in length. Who am I kidding, he's not going to read this. MALF! Read this to NL please Kthx.
I think I read one time that the flap's purpose is so that the underwear conforms to your stuff a bit better: it basically becomes looser the more your stuff needs to press on the underwear, and generally just a better overall fit compared to if there wasn't one.
NL imposing his idea of what an adult is onto other people, whilst acting like he is older and wiser than them, while essentially living the same life they are (five years of Isaac for money), without being able to provide good reasoning beyond "it's the adult thing to do" really rustled me. Doesn't help that I spent about 30 minutes trying to figure out if he was just being as facetious as usual.
When Kate started playing the recorder and was hitting those screechy high notes it was 2am and I just started crying with laughter and woke my parents up, I had some explaining to do
Ok, so I'm sure Ryan was joking about the beard stuff for the show, but I have to say, the reason we don't have a helmet shaver is because no one's made one, because the razor and electric razor both work, and we don't really need anything more complex than what we have at the moment.
Yeah same. I think Baer and Nick were the only ones not high as hell on that. NL is actually an idiot if he thinks that it takes less effort and time to undo the belt, unbutton, zip, slide down, etc, etc, than just unzip, flap, zip and be done. The only time that it's even slightly comparable is if you never wear a belt or only wear sweatpants.
I fell asleep and this came on in my autoplay and kate's weird tunes began drifting into my sleep and i woke up as the flute screeched, and was terrified and confused.
Fun Fact: Will Keith Kellogg of Kellogg's invented breakfast cereal to help men enforce their white heritage and reduce the frequency of their erections.
Alec Blake I think I'm paranoid that it'll get caught. I agree that it'll take less time totally 100%. But still that fear is not okay because if it does happen I'll be pissed
The fly exists solely for easy access to your penis; the button exists solely to keep the jeans snug around your waist due to the presence of the fly. Anyone unbuttoning their jeans to pee has no respect for the marvelous innovation in jeans technology that is the fly. And don't even get me started on the pants-pulled-down-pissers.
People that don't edge up into the intersection for left turns get on my nerves because if it is really busy we might sit at the light for infinite traffic light cycles. I also hate when people stop too far back from the stop line.
Also I guess none of the nlss crew have heard of prewashed potatoes, but then again nl has only heard of head sized potatoes and not the tiny ones we get here. But potatoes here are mostly prewashed and cleaned ready for cooking.
you are supposed to go out because by law there is supposed to be at least one person taking a left turn per light change if there is anybody in the left hand turn light.
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I love the joke about the guy who plays video games for a living believing that adults shouldn't have too much joy in their life.
The worst title sequence goes to the Thief series:
1) Thief
2) Thief 2
3) Thief
4) Thief
David Dalmatian is that real
No its
1: Thief: The Dark Project
2: Thief 2: The Metal Age
3: Thief: Deadly Shadows
4: Theif
"Theif"
" *T* *H* *E* *I* *F* "
There's something worse.
Wonder Boy
Wonder Boy in monster land
Wonder Boy III: Monster Lair
Wonder Boy III: The Dragon's Trap (two games titled wonder boy III)
Wonder Boy V: Monster World III (not a typo)
Monster World IV (Main character was a girl so they dropped the wonder boy part)
Based on weird title schemes there is no real Wonder Boy IV OR Monster World II, but there is a Wonder boy V: Monster World III, then they drop the series title for the 6th game. It gets even worse if you look at ports/remasters and international release titles.
Here because /r/Northernlion said this episode was good
Probably a trap.
Here because /r/Northernlion posted the "I wanna revisit this conversation in like... 5 years" part. 2:48:48
How does NL know when to stop going up when he's washing his face?
He has a helmet where he just puts his face in, and it gets washed.
When he reaches the back hair, then it's time for a shampoo.
Millennial he goes untill he wraps all the way back around to his chin.
"I hate how old you think you are." Baer bringing the heat.
don't you just love it when nl ask a question about how a thing does what it does and everyone else just screams at him what the thing does but not how it does it
This NLSS was so dank I didn't notice my whole family getting killed by a 9mm baretta
Can't be, he spelt Beretta wrong.
James Halbert No, as he said, it was the beretta.
If it ain't a Draco it ain't shit.
B+ tier docket with an A tier cast. Any nlss with josh is an instant A
Overrated.
Collectivist Misanthrope like your existence
danthom hur hur muh 9th grade insult.
kyle shetley Josh is a B-
Andrei Ferariu Grading is so arbitrary. What is the baseline?
I cannot fathom how NL doesn't understand the use of the guard on the electric razor, Nick explained it so well
Aliens can't understand human technology.
This went from a solid B to an S+ when Kate started playing the recorder.
Love how he says he wont get food poisoning. That aged poorly 😆
Shout out to all my nlss 2017 rewatchers
@@ceezy1307REAL, going through through the whole playlist
K8's recorder tho
That's at 1:02:46 if anyone's wondering.
"Here's an idea -- empty the pot directly into the trash and eat out of the trash can". I love the logical extremes.
Here because r/northerlion said it has been 5 yrs.
"No one cares of your shirt is wrinkled when your wall looks like a Yemeni prison" lol
Robert
2:23 am, looking for a video to watch, and daddy blesses me with one.
Cracked up so much while watching this, great show.
"you got poisoned by food, that's not food poisoning" - NL 2017
NL could make putting on pants sound difficult
this conversation is incredible
I would be gay for Josh hes so attractive and when he wears his red bandanna *heart eyes*
we call this gaysmith for jsmith
Let Kate make the new NLSS music!
Thought experiment: The player says "video will play after ad." If the ad buffers FOREVER, is the player's statement false?
A beard helmet...... NL if you had hair, you'd use a bowl to trim the line, wouldn't you? Why does it take you hours to trim your beard? Everything okay over there?
P.S. clipper guards work kind of like a pencil compass, in the sense that it keeps the point of contact the same distance from the skin, no matter where you are touching. If you clip your hair with no guard, the clippers reach the base of the hairs and thus clip the entire hair. If you clip your hair with the guard, the clippers are now raised off the surface of the skin, and will cut only at that level. So a 12 mm clipper guard is raised 12 mm off the surface of the skin and will clip at the line, leaving the hairs (roughly) 12 mm in length.
Who am I kidding, he's not going to read this. MALF! Read this to NL please Kthx.
Austin tell Rob to tell NL to tell MALF to read this to NL please
A+ NLSS right here just through its docket and cast alone
I think I read one time that the flap's purpose is so that the underwear conforms to your stuff a bit better: it basically becomes looser the more your stuff needs to press on the underwear, and generally just a better overall fit compared to if there wasn't one.
Can we get more Invisigun Heroes on these? I loved that!
This was one of the best shows.
The last section had the best banter I have heard in ages, so just gotta rewatch it. A+ stream.
Honestly what a great episode
3:09:37 onward was beautiful haha
Pun names for stores? There is a lingerie shop here in my town named *Freudian Slip*. I remembered the name because it was novel.
holy fuck NL was so stoned this episode 4:20 blaze it bros
The flap discussion is the bit of information I never knew I was missing on how men's urination works, this is amazing.
NL imposing his idea of what an adult is onto other people, whilst acting like he is older and wiser than them, while essentially living the same life they are (five years of Isaac for money), without being able to provide good reasoning beyond "it's the adult thing to do" really rustled me. Doesn't help that I spent about 30 minutes trying to figure out if he was just being as facetious as usual.
Zanik B probably.?
I hope (not think, but hope) he's actually just overplaying his "only sane man" act and actually... you know... Is reasonable in the end...
it's a character he's playing tho
He's not wrong though... If you're leaving your house constantly in nothing but sweatpants and silk shorts that's kind of a problem, lol
Yea, but the paper plate thing is absurd
When Kate started playing the recorder and was hitting those screechy high notes it was 2am and I just started crying with laughter and woke my parents up, I had some explaining to do
Personally, I think the malf overlay is the best game so far of 2017.
"you're fucking with me, that's a sign of mental illness"
19:47 nick: why does the hair pierce your skin? me: where do you think think it goes through?
omg I'm first. I've waited since 2007 for this moment. We should have a Seed Race sometime NL ;p ShleemHarvester~
The third segment was the best ever
When they were talking about beard splinters, all I could think of was Cuts You Up by Peter Murphy
25:50 Still feeling the same way about the air test NL?
the part about superhot at 4:30: made me think, How is there not a superhot mod yet?
Ok, so I'm sure Ryan was joking about the beard stuff for the show, but I have to say, the reason we don't have a helmet shaver is because no one's made one, because the razor and electric razor both work, and we don't really need anything more complex than what we have at the moment.
NL eats Ludo.
...
Something dies 11 times in me
I'm glad that NL plays Football MN4GR in Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed
A clipper guard just holds the blades a consistent distance from your face.
For the best part of the Isaac docket, skip to 1:00:00 and let a few minutes of your life be whisked away into the best acid trip of your life.
at like 40 minutes in and to like an hour mark, i'm about dying of laughter
I really appreciate the RUclips nlss uploads as of late
THEY ALL CALLED OUT RYAN ON HIS OLD BORINGNESS YESSS I LOVE ROASTED EGGS
It took me two years, but I finally understand Ryan's "It's not food poisoning" argument.
I actually went and did that self-driving car quiz by MIT researchers, so I'm pretty much an expert on the topic now. AMA.
Show starts 3:10:05
You're welcome.
"Been playing this game for the last 5 years or so" the words career suicide flash through my head once more
NL got his Bill Paullman and Bill Paxton confused...
RIP Bill Paxton
I love that Rob brought up Jaedong...I have his retirement jersey on my wall right now :P
Did Ryan, Rob, and Josh not understand that Baer and Nick are talking about boxers?
Are Nek and Baer the only ones that know how to take a piss properly?
Yes.
hearing nl say gdragons name makes me feel like i'm in an alternate reality where kpop and bald men collide
Is NL's mic still peaking for anyone else?
Rewatching this NLSS and there is literally nothing that makes me more upset than how egg daddy and the crew are opposed to the zipper and flap
Yeah same. I think Baer and Nick were the only ones not high as hell on that. NL is actually an idiot if he thinks that it takes less effort and time to undo the belt, unbutton, zip, slide down, etc, etc, than just unzip, flap, zip and be done. The only time that it's even slightly comparable is if you never wear a belt or only wear sweatpants.
Who else got this in their feed in 2021?
was nl trying to drive whit his toes?
I fell asleep and this came on in my autoplay and kate's weird tunes began drifting into my sleep and i woke up as the flute screeched, and was terrified and confused.
10:06 is life in L.A. when going to Downtown, thats why you use the metro lines
Not to mention the main character in Tokyo Drift is supposed to be like 17 but could pass as a 39 year old.
Fun Fact:
Will Keith Kellogg of Kellogg's invented breakfast cereal to help men enforce their white heritage and reduce the frequency of their erections.
If they're actually playing Hitman on NLSS, that's be pretty dope
Could someone explain me the reference of NL shouting LUDOOO
from where is it????
steven azilazian It's a reference to Ludacris.
So like... Who else pisses using the fly down technique and not unbuttoned jeans.?
Alec Blake 18 years old never have I done that. May I ask why you do? I mean I know that's why it's made, but why?
It takes so much less time! Let alone... That's literally why it's made like you said. Why do you do the button method
Alec Blake I think I'm paranoid that it'll get caught. I agree that it'll take less time totally 100%. But still that fear is not okay because if it does happen I'll be pissed
Alec Blake undoing the button is more comfortable
The fly exists solely for easy access to your penis; the button exists solely to keep the jeans snug around your waist due to the presence of the fly.
Anyone unbuttoning their jeans to pee has no respect for the marvelous innovation in jeans technology that is the fly.
And don't even get me started on the pants-pulled-down-pissers.
People that don't edge up into the intersection for left turns get on my nerves because if it is really busy we might sit at the light for infinite traffic light cycles. I also hate when people stop too far back from the stop line.
Also I guess none of the nlss crew have heard of prewashed potatoes, but then again nl has only heard of head sized potatoes and not the tiny ones we get here. But potatoes here are mostly prewashed and cleaned ready for cooking.
10/10 recorder would watch again.
What came first, the potato or the egg?
The best nlss in the history of eggkind
this might be the best nlss ever.
Oh my, was that a Deltron 3030 reference at the very start?
That third segment was next level
What did NL experience to make him feel adults need to earn pleasure
Nothing, he wants to think he has it rough when he plays video games for a living
Capitalism
I think all the flap users on the nlss wear boxers and all the non flap users wear boxers briefs. I think this is where the confusion was across them.
Bearly A Koala untrue. I use boxer briefs and I'm flap all the way.
Why does Kate have a mustache in the malferlay?
if nl doesn't respect companies with pun-named products, how does he feel about spaceX?
I beg you..... Please Mr Lion.
Dont kill Factorio...
That's "Northern" to you, mister.
NL regarding faster food poisoning. Look into preformed toxin food poisoning. Some bacteria have premade toxins that act faster than incubation time.
Any NLSS where they sing Flight of The Conchords is best NLSS.
It took me 20min of the pant hole conversation to realiza Nick was serious and an extra five for Baer
damn this last section was amazing
holy shit this episode was so good
you are supposed to go out because by law there is supposed to be at least one person taking a left turn per light change if there is anybody in the left hand turn light.
Aaron26262 traffic laws such as that are determined by the province, mostly.
NL.....do you own a razor with guards?
Self-driving car ethical questions in the first 12 minutes? I'm in.
MMMM yes please, I'll take a number 3. *Hair cutter*: Would you like a buzz cut with that?
Fucking Small Soldiers
This was a great NLSS.
i like only watch your nlss but holy shit your almost at a million I HAVE BEEN SUBED SINCE FUCKING 100K HOLY BANANAS
Northernlion are you Canadian?
Crue Clips you must be new (nothing wrong with that). He is Canadian
Sky Ford yeah I'm a bit new, thanks for the help
He's about as Canadian as you can get.
+Ketsuekisan Incorrect. MALF is much more Canadian.
1:20am!?
I do zipper only, over waistband. Am I a monster?
Yes. Sort that shit out.