24:45 i know its a silly discussion about the putty from power rangers but in real life it doesnt take a lot of force to the chest to mess up the hearts timing and causing all sorts of problems. in short, you can really cause a heart attack or even stop it entirely with a strike to the chest.
As to the meat spoilage: a friend of the family, who is a butcher, tested some of the prepackaged steak that had broken open in shipping versus a steak of the same cut that he prepared himself that day. After two weeks, being left out on the counter in the back, his fresh cut stake was clearly spoiled while the prepackaged steak was still unspoiled.
NL with his joke food shit. "Pizza is a joke food." NL, eating everything with a fork is the real joke. Eggs are the biggest joke food of em all though.
Pizza is a joke food only if you go completely nuts with the toppings. At its nuclear state (standard Italian pizza), it's an excellent combination between cereals, fruits, veggies, meat and dairy, a far cry from any accusation of "joke food".
Oh, don't get me wrong, I love pizza and I'd not call it a joke food by a long shot! I should have put that bit in quotes actually, let me correct that.
okay about that part where you listened to the friends theme song, i 100% know that you are talking about a "REAL CANADIAN"Superstore i work at one and whenever that song comes on i internally scream
A burger in bread works, you can even cut around the burger if you want after putting it in, it's essentially a burger bun then, or squish it over itself to make it a round bun to toast. Cheap bread strats when you can't be bothered to go shopping for buns. Eating everything from atop the steak though on a tiny plate not good.
Anyone know what NL says whenever he is talking about a song; a little diddy? He says something like "bow'n'mow" or something, honestly can't make out what he's saying.
The expression is "bon mot". Literally, it is French for "good word", and is used to note or describe a clever wordplay. It is also sometimes used in English, and means almost the same thing; a witicism, or witty remark. It is pronounced "bon moe", but Ryab apparently likes to pronounce it "boene moh", or something. Maybe it's a Canadien thing?
Ahhh, okay. Thanks for the info, I was wondering about that for two weeks or something. Any idea why he'd use that in the context of a song though? I believe he usually says: "Ah yes, a delightful little ditty, a bon mot" or something like that.
I think he uses it a little ironically; it smacks of self aware pretentiousness. Or, he could just not know the precise definition. You'd have to ask him to be sure :P
Oh I understand it's a bit, but I was wondering if 'bon mot' could be used to refer to a song as well. Either way, I don't think I'd ever be able to reach him. As far as I know (I think he said so on a stream or a Roundtable) he doesn't read comments and I don't use twitter.
Nutritionally valuable food, consumed (at least in part) for it's dietary content is serious food. Food consumed solely (or predominantly) for gastronomic masturbation (sweets, cakes, doughnuts ect.) is "joke" food. Whether human meat is serious or joke food depends upon the occupation of the individual. As an Engineer, I would be serious food. As an entertainer, NL would be joke food.
Reuben Hubbard The protein and fat are both good for you; you're consuming it as part of a meal as well (unless you regularly snack on steak). You would also expect steak to appear in a "wild" or purely practical diet; it is an actual food in its own right. Unlike, say, candy floss.
How the hell is a peanut butter sandwich a joke food but a whole peanut is a serious food. Eating one peanut is the funniest food-based joke I've ever seen.
who has weddings at churches anymore? All the weddings I've been to in my life happened at the house of one of the spouses' parents, and then the reception right there immediately after. Is this just a small-town rural america thing? My parents were married in my grandma's backyard and almost all of their siblings too in the same place, but even outside of my immediate family, it's always been at somebody's house.
In germany theres so many malls... Unless you can coast on grocery stores most of the year, it's inavoidable beint there once a month. Also, dead pets are the number one suypect for being buried in the woods.
24 minute mark NL argues that people that wanted to be safe would wear 'a helmet that covers their whole body'... Yeah, it's called armor and people have been using it and developing useful versions of it for centuries until we have Iron Man suits... Your argument is invalid.
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Real talk this was supposed to be live like 5 days ago but I forgot to hit Save, so here we are.
Northernlion - you r not forgiven UNSUBBED EGG
It's all good NL :) glad it's out at all!
DISHONOURABLE
Back from vacation, NL?
Henlo Egg, You stinky egg. Why don't you go post a video 5 days late ugly?
beep boop oh hey the time machine works
BaerTaffy And I didn't even need a hot tub
Thanks arthur
Positron and i didnt even need a jacket
baer did you steal a joke from brian regan who stole it from mike birbiglia who stole it from STEVE, OH
congrats on the new album
NL is the only person that can make me hate him with my soul one second and then love him immensely the next.
"That's a joke food!"
"THAT'S A JOKE TO YOU?!"
I literally, laughed and cried so hard. Nick is so passionate and it makes me laugh so hard.
Also, PLACENTA IS NOT A JOKE FOOD, EGG. DO YOU KNOW HOW GOOD PLACENTA IS FOR YOU? TELL ME EGG. TELL ME.
I wonder if NL still maintains his high lumberjack demographic. One of the only creators I know of that caters to us log splitters
Nick makes me laugh sometimes
I enjoy that
xxSlyVGxx yea nick doesn't make me laugh often, but he's definitely made me laugh the hardest.
Thanks nl i was waiting for the past few days ;-;
This is the best NLSS there has been in a few months.
2:00:08
"It's MEAT"
“Pillsbury doughboy.
You think biscuits are a FUCKING JOKE?l
"The Boys Visit The Circlejerk" was my favorite, like, 5 minutes of the NLSS...ever.
I always love the audio at the beginning of these videos
I absolutely hate the comments about what time it is in their location just go to bed and wait the video isn't going anywhere.
Nick is actually crazy.
I got so hungry when they were playing golf.
Henry Fiol my favourite part of thanksgiving dinner!
Ahhh. It's great living in germany having spring break and getting this vid at 10:30 AM instead of 1:30 AM.
NL plays Isaac so much better on streams like this than actual episodes
I actually live in San Marcos, TX so I need to find this guy that is Robert's Doppelgänger.
It's 1:30 am egg head I have school. Guess I'll sleep during class
We all know you don't give a shit about school if your name is Succ Meister.
If they truly are the succ meister they don't need to care about school
"Im just fulfilling my end of the advertising contract" XD Fucking love Northernlion
never forget this classic
Joke food or not. i'm 36 and I still eat the cereals with cartoon mascots. gotta problem with that, come at me brah.
Steve irwin dying was like Australian 9/11
24:45 i know its a silly discussion about the putty from power rangers but in real life it doesnt take a lot of force to the chest to mess up the hearts timing and causing all sorts of problems. in short, you can really cause a heart attack or even stop it entirely with a strike to the chest.
24:45 Confirmed, Dan can kill a man with a punch to the chest.
As to the meat spoilage: a friend of the family, who is a butcher, tested some of the prepackaged steak that had broken open in shipping versus a steak of the same cut that he prepared himself that day. After two weeks, being left out on the counter in the back, his fresh cut stake was clearly spoiled while the prepackaged steak was still unspoiled.
best banter ive heard all week
this is a great ep
"You think biscuits are a fucking JOKE?!"
ohh i miss hollow night egg daddy please continue it
NL with his joke food shit. "Pizza is a joke food." NL, eating everything with a fork is the real joke.
Eggs are the biggest joke food of em all though.
Pizza is a joke food only if you go completely nuts with the toppings. At its nuclear state (standard Italian pizza), it's an excellent combination between cereals, fruits, veggies, meat and dairy, a far cry from any accusation of "joke food".
Oh, don't get me wrong, I love pizza and I'd not call it a joke food by a long shot! I should have put that bit in quotes actually, let me correct that.
does anyone else have trouble watching past livestreams on twitch ios app?
okay about that part where you listened to the friends theme song, i 100% know that you are talking about a "REAL CANADIAN"Superstore i work at one and whenever that song comes on i internally scream
Literally 4 minutes into the run and NL has missed a tinted rock and an outright spirit heart.
Is Raisin Bran a joke food? It has a cartoon mascot but is full of grains and raisins
A burger in bread works, you can even cut around the burger if you want after putting it in, it's essentially a burger bun then, or squish it over itself to make it a round bun to toast. Cheap bread strats when you can't be bothered to go shopping for buns. Eating everything from atop the steak though on a tiny plate not good.
This is a good one
Fucking PB&J is a joke food? Are you kidding me?
PB&J is the food of a man of the hustle. And the hustle isn't a joke NL.
Americans. (:p)
Does anybody have the thing Rob was talking about where someone looked just like Rob?
WAIT! NL wasn't bald when he was seven???
Manidoubie, are you fucking kidding me? Manitoka is the obvious choice.
@1:22:00 what about Honey Nut Cheerios
Would that be a joke if it has the cartoon bee dude on it
I was told lights help cats feel less lonely while you are gone. I leave a light on for my kitty too.
I feel physical pain when the egglord misses those really easy shots in gwyf
its another "the nlss talk about food for 3 hours" episode
April 5th
Arthur anyone? Or is that the next day?
No Ads No Watch
The real millionaire is the error reports we made along the way
Local rochesterian never even heard of the garbage plate can confirm NL is full of it
anyone got the link to rob's double photo?
It's okay Baer, I got your Monty python reference even though no one acknowledged it
So what if you are born and the water and they are too
I want Rob to make a song about "Hey Kate what are you gonna play" to the melody of Barbara Ann...
1:43:20 for NL’s most powerful silent golf play of all time.
I enjoy the first 15 minutes of the live show. Then I get bored.
Jords05.2 Neat
is Guesspionage a game with the audience??
The fuck was that placenta shit you guys were talking about. Fuck I love this show.
In a battle between Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon vs Mario and Luigi, who would win?
TheGoldenDunsparce mario for sure
Anyone know what NL says whenever he is talking about a song; a little diddy? He says something like "bow'n'mow" or something, honestly can't make out what he's saying.
The expression is "bon mot". Literally, it is French for "good word", and is used to note or describe a clever wordplay. It is also sometimes used in English, and means almost the same thing; a witicism, or witty remark. It is pronounced "bon moe", but Ryab apparently likes to pronounce it "boene moh", or something. Maybe it's a Canadien thing?
Ahhh, okay. Thanks for the info, I was wondering about that for two weeks or something. Any idea why he'd use that in the context of a song though? I believe he usually says: "Ah yes, a delightful little ditty, a bon mot" or something like that.
I think he uses it a little ironically; it smacks of self aware pretentiousness. Or, he could just not know the precise definition. You'd have to ask him to be sure :P
Oh I understand it's a bit, but I was wondering if 'bon mot' could be used to refer to a song as well. Either way, I don't think I'd ever be able to reach him. As far as I know (I think he said so on a stream or a Roundtable) he doesn't read comments and I don't use twitter.
Nutritionally valuable food, consumed (at least in part) for it's dietary content is serious food. Food consumed solely (or predominantly) for gastronomic masturbation (sweets, cakes, doughnuts ect.) is "joke" food.
Whether human meat is serious or joke food depends upon the occupation of the individual. As an Engineer, I would be serious food. As an entertainer, NL would be joke food.
Strappleberry Nifkin yeah but like isn't steak serious food? I'm not exactly chowing down all that red meat and fat for the protein...
Strappleberry Nifkin Etc.*
Reuben Hubbard The protein and fat are both good for you; you're consuming it as part of a meal as well (unless you regularly snack on steak).
You would also expect steak to appear in a "wild" or purely practical diet; it is an actual food in its own right. Unlike, say, candy floss.
I'm surprised Baer's Uncrustables mention didn't trigger Nick
I get the feeling these blokes would not like a Bunnings sausage sizzle or steak sandwichs
NorthernLion, Dankcouver
What the heck NL I'm a sound guy who lost a lot of my hearing in a freak accident, I gotta pay the bills somehow g
I'd rather a high caliber round pierce my skull at a high velocity than have to eat bear flavored taffy.
finally ❤❤❤❤❤❤
How the hell is a peanut butter sandwich a joke food but a whole peanut is a serious food. Eating one peanut is the funniest food-based joke I've ever seen.
"Any sandwich with sliced bread needs to have meat."
"The egg mcmuffin is okay because he CHOSE [not to get meat]."
I can't... believe this.
NL Really try that garbage plate. I just moved up here for college and it is pretty delicious !
I love rob
Dragono Lee Who doesn't
i miss nl
Isn't the porn log thing from night in he woods? Is that why rob was having deja vu?
dnceleets yep
"we dont use the spleen" -.- XD
>there's a lot of great Australians out there
speaking as an aussie, you're dead wrong there Nick
the joke food debacle is NLSS gold
"no I crush them, I masticate them into dust."
Manitoker, surely?
When he sings barbara ann and doesn't know the tune to it at all... meaning he was just singing the name randomly lol
i masticate while watching northernlion
Ok but is the audio fucked for anyone else?
brought to you by normal sized plates
Vapecouver
who has weddings at churches anymore? All the weddings I've been to in my life happened at the house of one of the spouses' parents, and then the reception right there immediately after. Is this just a small-town rural america thing? My parents were married in my grandma's backyard and almost all of their siblings too in the same place, but even outside of my immediate family, it's always been at somebody's house.
Romantic Outlaw That IS just a small town rural America thing
Romantic Outlaw i got married out in the woods, so not a church but also not a house :p
I'm at church twice a week, but it isn't for church but for fencing. I sword fight people in the basement of a place of worship
Where the hell are you, at the Undead Parish?
it's lit
1:29:52 biscuits are a serious food
black coffee most "serious food"
NL has the "biting in half" correct, but there isn't a "salt side." That's madness. Canadian madness.
Wikrin i dont understand why its gotta be a whole process. is it really gonna taste any different if you just eat it?
Nah, I just like to play with my food. Turns out I was wrong, also; there *IS* a salt side. I don't remember one back when I was a kid, though. Weird.
"Only 5 Malls in Europe". What? O.o I know 7 just in my country ^^
yeah okay move the function of the balls to the spleen because we don't use that organ. Uhhhhh, the spleen is important and not having one sucks ass
In Australia a hot dog in bread is called a sausage sizzle, it's an Australian delicacy
I've always felt a sausage sizzle was the process, rather than the final product. After all, life is about the journey, not the destination!
Some of us aspire to reach the final destination
Most people I know have chopped wood... So I buy the 54% actually! :-D
2:02:02 Love it
In germany theres so many malls... Unless you can coast on grocery stores most of the year, it's inavoidable beint there once a month.
Also, dead pets are the number one suypect for being buried in the woods.
I didn't know Rob looked like Endless Jess
YOOO FAM reppin for all the aussies
What's the deal with stuffing? It's like a fucking food enema
24 minute mark NL argues that people that wanted to be safe would wear 'a helmet that covers their whole body'... Yeah, it's called armor and people have been using it and developing useful versions of it for centuries until we have Iron Man suits... Your argument is invalid.
I can phototintatize
nick is right about the pringles
i feel like nl gains no subscribers.... am i the only one?
ProShotWaffle He neither gains nor loses subscribers, it seems XD
yeah ik i cant get my head around it ive been subbed for 4 years and he has only gained like 50000 it seems
ProShotWaffle its cause the meat of his channel is isaac which the majority of potential viewers are no longer interested in
That story about Dan's clone was pure gold.
thanks egg