My favorite NL mannerism is when he responds to the other guys's comments in a negative tone and half the time he even says no or nah but then still re-affirms what they say. "Some people barely have their shit together for 10 minutes a day" NL-"Nah, that's ACTUALLY true"
Ok LISTEN UP you all the next person to say the docket sucks is invited to be in the near distance of my gigantic microwave-shooting machine for a boiling, very slow, stinky, horrifying, and uncomfortable lasagna dinner.
Okay NL, here's my question for you. Do you put ice in your drinks? If you do, do you make your own ice or do you buy it from the store? Because it seems like, from this stream, you would rather run to the store and buy a bag of ice than wait for some water to freeze. And if you don't buy the ice then your argument for homemade Popsicles is invalid. Like I'm with you on the sandwich thing but this has gone too far.
interesting thing: third to fourth floor is the most dangerous height for a cat to fall from. It's high enough to hurt a lot, but no hight enough for them to adjust their position and soften the fall with air resistance and actually landing on their feet. 3rd to 4th floor will rek your cat, in short. It's safer for them to fall from the 8th floor than from the 4th, as crazy as it is. Still not safe, still gonna fuck em up, but better chance of surviving.
7 лет назад
Paulo Roberto Cendron Midon my cat jumped from 6th floor
I did the rerun challenge during this NLSS, made it all the way to seven runs deep and while auto-piloting through the womb 2 I walked into a floating skull they started talking about Dolph Lundgren. Damn you Dolph.
no the resolution thing is like going to a restaurant and them saying "hey i know meals used to be 8 dollars but not you have to pay 10 if you don't want broken glass in that"
7 лет назад
56:51 we want that "Northernlion Golf Game" (or "NLGG" for short)
Yeah, NL, Pewdiepie would NEVER do something completely unnecessary to ruin his reputation, career and sponsorships just for a video. That guy's got Jontron levels of professionalism, no way he'd fuck it up.
I agree that dogs have better survival instincts than cats, but NL is so wrong that the average cat would just hide in a crisis. My cats take the fuck off at the slightest loud noise. They out.
rule number one when having to land the plane with no pilot: stick your head between your knees and kiss your butts goodbye rule 2:get to work landing the plane....
I used to work in a supermarket. Im telling you, wash all the produce you buy. Everything in the supermarket is extremely dirty. They might clean the conveyor belts a few times a day but the baskets, carts, floors, and all the shelves and displays are dirty as fuck. Many supermarkets also have mice/rat problems... The fact that ryan is still alive is a mystery to me.
Dan getting 202 was too good. 2:12:25. You can get a new cat, if you're dead you can't get a new cat. I promise you love your cat now but you can love a new one in a year or so if you're not roasted toasted and burnt.
i'm actually still really mad that NL gave Rob NO chance to say anything about cleaning his toys and then ignored him when he said "yes i DO clean the toys" for the sake of the bit and continued to insult him for it
36:16 .. Amature just means you don't get paid for your work... literately the only requirement to be a professional sports player or actor, etc is that you get a pay check.
I enjoy mints, I eat polo's xxxx mints peppermints, I eat them as candy, and sometimes after several I drink lemonade as it's a good feeling after all that minty burn.
1:06:40 While I do agree with NL most of the time, him being the only voice of reason in this group of toddlers, the popsicle argument made him reverse age benjamin-button-esque into an infant. When you're in the kitchen in summer and have 10 seconds of free time to spare, you can just fill the form with water and juiceflavour and throw it in the freezer. Only a baby can't plan for something in the nearest fucking future. Also, what kind of shit freezer takes 4 hours to harden 50ml of liquids?! And you call yourself an adult?
I personally think NL has a bit of a biased view of cats bc his cats seem very dumb, my cat would run away immediately. But then again my cat is very timid
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I love how Dan's called 'Daniel' in the description. It perfectly shows NL's disdain in saying his name.
Yeah and Rob is Robert because NL wants to dominate him in bed.
My favorite NL mannerism is when he responds to the other guys's comments in a negative tone and half the time he even says no or nah but then still re-affirms what they say. "Some people barely have their shit together for 10 minutes a day" NL-"Nah, that's ACTUALLY true"
wow so bad that was actually a nice pun there
You fucking dumbasses, that's my favorite as well
Listen here you fucks, is a personal favorite of mine.
Ggv
In my experience, this is actually a pretty common way of speaking in Australia. Maybe NL has been doing a masterful Aussie impression all along?
Life like a Robert
-cleaning fingernails with an action figure
-eating off paper plates
-keeping all his clothes in garbage bags
My next door neighbors had a house fire. They have 17 cats, and not one tried to leave the house. Firefighters pulled out every single one.
"what if you still are, Ryan?"
holy fucking shit, kate. serving up them scrambled eggs! 😂
The fact that NL doesn't wash vegetables or fruit has me so tilted. I will never side with this man on anything ever again.
what
If you ain't makin gourmet sandwiches at home with 100 different ingredients, then I don't know what you're doing.
I usually put a seasoning on it that has like 150 different things in it, does that count?
bread, cheese, salami if I'm feeling extra cool and mayo.
Hey it's Dan
gheesling
yeezy
yeezus
LET'S GOOOOOOOO G HEALS BOOOYS CEEEE DOOOT HOSPI
got any scopeys?
Hey it's Dan...
Gheesling. LET'S GO!
Here is a haiku for NL
Egg egg, hot hot egg,
Egg so hot it fry a leg.
That is one hot egg
Northernlion memes
let's go bois and austin's coins
please just kill me now
or alternatively:
Northernlion memes
henlo egg very ugly
i don't get that one
helllo you stinky eggdaddy
I just joined the NLSS circle jerk
what the hell is this
I remember that meme
It's the egg Ryan
Playing binding of Issac
CAREER SUICIDE
Docket "Golf With Friends" and the game is "Golf It!".
This is not golf with your friends I feel lied to
Well get used to it buddy. Or should I say... canny
?
ALSO, Baer is not in the description.
Exactly what I thought.
D A N G H E E S L I N G
Alec Keen
the G H E E S E is on L E A S E
"Dan, you have 80 penalties"
1:40:33 Food Poisoning Arc foreshadowing
Ok LISTEN UP you all the next person to say the docket sucks is invited to be in the near distance of my gigantic microwave-shooting machine for a boiling, very slow, stinky, horrifying, and uncomfortable lasagna dinner.
If you can leave a comment you aren't early, if you knock on NL's door as he is uploading then you can say you are early
michael pawlak excellent point
When the NL speaks
I wish I could buy him a
Better microphone
Nice haiku
A+ tier commentary on this one.
Okay NL, here's my question for you. Do you put ice in your drinks? If you do, do you make your own ice or do you buy it from the store? Because it seems like, from this stream, you would rather run to the store and buy a bag of ice than wait for some water to freeze. And if you don't buy the ice then your argument for homemade Popsicles is invalid. Like I'm with you on the sandwich thing but this has gone too far.
"Pewdiepie's got the greatest job in the world! You think he's gonna think 'hmm, how could I fuck this up'?"
haHAA
interesting thing: third to fourth floor is the most dangerous height for a cat to fall from. It's high enough to hurt a lot, but no hight enough for them to adjust their position and soften the fall with air resistance and actually landing on their feet. 3rd to 4th floor will rek your cat, in short. It's safer for them to fall from the 8th floor than from the 4th, as crazy as it is. Still not safe, still gonna fuck em up, but better chance of surviving.
Paulo Roberto Cendron Midon my cat jumped from 6th floor
Austin calling cinnamon Altoids "candy" triggered me real hard.
"I heard Angus has a nice ass and he's a bear"
Even RockLeeSmile is lewding Night in the Woods characters.
So is a Prey gameplay coming?
austin are you implying people don't eat peppermints like they're candy?
"HEY GUYS IT'S BROCCOLI SMILE! CAN'T WAIT TO EAT POISON!"
the last part where you read out subscribers is so much better with Dan there!
nl really talkin about not having a kid and now he has one on the way. love to see it
good C R A C C L E for the beginning
"My dog rolled over onto the telephone and accidentally ordered a pepperoni pizza." - Ryab Letourneau 2017
I did the rerun challenge during this NLSS, made it all the way to seven runs deep and while auto-piloting through the womb 2 I walked into a floating skull they started talking about Dolph Lundgren. Damn you Dolph.
I would honestly never trust wifi that's not in my house.
The stickers on apples are made with edible materials, so that if you do eat one, it wont make you sick.
no the resolution thing is like going to a restaurant and them saying "hey i know meals used to be 8 dollars but not you have to pay 10 if you don't want broken glass in that"
56:51 we want that "Northernlion Golf Game" (or "NLGG" for short)
YO A+ DOCKET LET'S GOOOOOO
Are they playing London on the computer?
You should do a hut series.
Yeah, NL, Pewdiepie would NEVER do something completely unnecessary to ruin his reputation, career and sponsorships just for a video. That guy's got Jontron levels of professionalism, no way he'd fuck it up.
Im from Québec and When NL said tabarnak, i fkn lost it XD
Also he might close the po box because he gets 50 ki andi mundi's a day
I agree that dogs have better survival instincts than cats, but NL is so wrong that the average cat would just hide in a crisis. My cats take the fuck off at the slightest loud noise. They out.
I was leery of the docket, but the discussion was S+++ tier
Hey NL, its been 4 days; where's our Hollow Knight at?
He's traveling atm. Stuff will resume when he's back.
Could you play For Honor in a stream some time again? That was really funny =D
GHEESE IS OFF THE LEASH
just finished watching avatar the last airbender on netflix so now im back to binging the nlss :)
listening to this while high makes me feel like they are high asf
I skipped an hour in this video and they're still talking about S&P what
rule number one when having to land the plane with no pilot: stick your head between your knees and kiss your butts goodbye
rule 2:get to work landing the plane....
I used to work in a supermarket. Im telling you, wash all the produce you buy. Everything in the supermarket is extremely dirty. They might clean the conveyor belts a few times a day but the baskets, carts, floors, and all the shelves and displays are dirty as fuck. Many supermarkets also have mice/rat problems... The fact that ryan is still alive is a mystery to me.
Dan getting 202 was too good. 2:12:25. You can get a new cat, if you're dead you can't get a new cat. I promise you love your cat now but you can love a new one in a year or so if you're not roasted toasted and burnt.
Montessori is a really good pedagogical approach btw (I study that shit)
i'm actually still really mad that NL gave Rob NO chance to say anything about cleaning his toys and then ignored him when he said "yes i DO clean the toys" for the sake of the bit and continued to insult him for it
Dan was fucking prepared for that.
Welcome back
Crack-le
36:16 .. Amature just means you don't get paid for your work... literately the only requirement to be a professional sports player or actor, etc is that you get a pay check.
If I remember correctly, this was a 5 bagger
I enjoy mints, I eat polo's xxxx mints peppermints, I eat them as candy, and sometimes after several I drink lemonade as it's a good feeling after all that minty burn.
SS tier docket and crew
austin finally returns from his week long food illness
Being from Hawaii, it's hilarious seeing them so confused and wrong about everything about it.
Dan, choosing 202 on weightlifting was dirty, but I respect it.
I actually worked in the bc election and yes the counting process sucks. also it is rlly close
The last minutes were fucking fire
cracklin egg right off da boot
is that golf it? if so the docket is wrong.
1:04:31 you are confusing tometos with potatoes
1:06:40 While I do agree with NL most of the time, him being the only voice of reason in this group of toddlers, the popsicle argument made him reverse age benjamin-button-esque into an infant. When you're in the kitchen in summer and have 10 seconds of free time to spare, you can just fill the form with water and juiceflavour and throw it in the freezer. Only a baby can't plan for something in the nearest fucking future. Also, what kind of shit freezer takes 4 hours to harden 50ml of liquids?! And you call yourself an adult?
Of course, let me reach for my trusty packet of "juiceflavour"
I assume from that superfelous "u" that it's probably some kind of eurotrash Kool-aid?
yes
He's done it
I work at a sandwich place, and a god damn flat bread is a sandwich.
Warriorwo even if it's just a piece of flatbread with marinara and cheese on top of it
Tabarnak!
I love it when Nick just...loses his shit. Best part of any NLSS
Baer isn't in the description.
i liked the part where nick said gold
i am definitely in the industry by jackin it and watching poem because that makes me a consumer.
1:20:20 For Gotcha
2:25:35 is 😂😂
No Josh, no PUBG, no Family Feud? What is this dark age?
He said humblebrag!
How the hell can they be so ignorant.. only 20 mins in and already amazed
Boy that joke about people being overly anxious at 50 minutes really has not aged well.
Im rewatching this NLSS and I'll check in with response to this comment in an hour when I get there.
@@karel3xp well now i realize that can easily be misconstrued, its not bad dont worry xD
Mmmmmm crackle
C R A C K L E
No S&P on sandwiches and lots of &foo :D
Ooooohhhhh NL. Kate put you in check 1:10:20
S & P on a sandwich? If someone gave me a sandwich and told me it had Sulfur and Potassium on it, I would probably kill it with fire.
DraconicEpic potassium is k
*facepalm* I'm an idiot. I meant to type Phosphorus (That element you basically never hear about).
A Y E R Y B O D Y Y
These men shower every day?
Tabarnacle le français de NL XD
chicken sashimi is a thing
Kenya will rise
Yeahhh customs are seriously broken.
I personally think NL has a bit of a biased view of cats bc his cats seem very dumb, my cat would run away immediately. But then again my cat is very timid
People saying something, get debunked and still continue telling it could be and make up more stupid things. That's basically politics.
S O M E B O D Y!!!
only looks at the headline, Rob. stop.
4 hours late boys