55:08 Once, when I was in Portland, a homeless man played horrible music on a piano on purpose, because there were a bunch of wannabe thugs that were trying to start a fight in a park. It's hard to have a serious fight when it sounds like somebody is having a seizure on top of a harp in the background.
I love the NLSS's that feature Dan-Wildcard-Gheesling. He's a first rate instigator that I wouldn't want in my circle of friends, but I love watching him rile these guys up.
i'm totally with Ryan in the Food poisoning discussion. some people just straight up blame the food instead of considering that maybe they touched something dirty and ate afterwards without washing their hands or maybe they already were feeling ill and their body is just like "WHAT? are you crazy? you can't eat this when your sick"
No you see food poisoning does indeed exist. It's not fully the food itself, but how it's handled. Food we cook ourselves never get us sick because we are used to our own germs, hence you can't make yourself sick. But someone else cooking our meals like at a restaurant with low cleanliness, yes we'll get sick. I've been to places where the workers don't wash their hands thoroughly and I've gotten sick. How do I know this? I've seen them just rinse their hands at the sink.... in the restroom
yellowisacolor91 i didn't say that food poisoning didn't exist i just said that people tend to blame the food instead of thinking that maybe its their fault
2:10:01 "If they don't chop the ingredients for you, it's literally just the groceries." Then Ryan, you *are* making it sound like the whole point is that the biggest part of this is that the stuff is chopped for you already. To me, the fact that they're chopped just seems like a small bonus, though I can imagine some people would prefer to chop it themselves because it might feel like actual cooking.
I think that too sometimes, but only he talks about old ass music, nothing against old music either .I don't think it's great, but at least singers back then had actual vocal talent.
I've never understood this mentality. I was born in 86, but I listen to music from the goddamn 18th century sometimes. Apparently, people in general don't go back further than their date of birth, if that. NL is not one of those people, though. His taste seems eclectic and he's pretty educated in general.
For those who are interested (b/c I couldn't not look this up) - rabbits can, in fact, fart. However, it is also common for them to get bloat (or gas build-up) if they get backed up, and this can cause death in extreme cases.
My mate when we were kids used to get bread and cover it with bleach and washing up liquid and feed it to birds and they would just drop dead minutes later in his garden, he also attached a hook to a chip (french fry) and made a seagull kite.
Yeah, it was kinda fucked up. The seagull kite was pretty funny though, until he yanked the hook out through its throat and the bird got stuck on the roof of his house, it just rotted there for like 2 weeks before someone got rid of it.
OMFG I just noticed I kep northern lion subbed ever since 50k subs and when he played skulls of the shogun, it was a good game, I beat the entire campaign 3 times, its was difficult, last level: everything is a demon.
I literally NEVER comment. But when NL unexpectedly dies and then starts the Isaac Run.... Sometimes I wonder if he is trolling us with his supposed ineptitude. God Damn Egg man.
Actually NL one time in Vegas I was like 14 and the airplane took off. I only realized an hour later when I asked the lady at the counter what the holdup was
psst insider information: the measurements for spices and other ingredients that aren't the main ingredients, doesn't really matter that much, just taste your way forward guys, damn?!
my mom was the librarian in my elementary school and over the course of that the in library pets were 1 emperor scorpion, 1 tarantula, 2 giant african millipedes, 3 of those tree frogs that change color from green to brown and a columbian boa
Oh Austin, don't worry. I mixed up a table spoon of baking soda with a tea spoon. The cookies where quite plain, until it hit the back of your throat. Then it was like you just drank acid. They were coined death cookies. Only one other my dorm mates would try them... They still don't let me live that down. Oh, oh! Or the first time I tried to make a chicken pot pie. First the peas exploded so everything was dyed Shrek Green. Even the chicken. Then I didn't use enough solids-liquid ratio, so it looked like a swamp. THEN the pastry collapsed because I didn't use enough of it. Honestly it looked like I'd stuck a science project in the oven.
Who knew that the music here was actually (I don't actually know) inspired by the Raincoat Killer's music from Deadly Premonition. Also, please bring back Golf It's horror level for Halloween.
In general it is best to restrict your bunny to grass-only-areas with no clover in them. Clover can cause gas, and rabbits have no means to expel it, which can lead to bloat and death.
Nah joe rogan would beat Ronda up, not only is he about 80 pounds heavier, he's a black belt in tae kwon-do and his striking is absolute quality, Ronda's striking is shit (compared to most other fighters) and sure her ground game is some of the best in the division, but joe is also a black belt in BJJ.
The thing that annoys me about disembarking from planes is when people stand up to get in line but then they don't get their luggage from the overhead compartment. They wait until everyone in front of them is getting off of the plane then they take the 20 seconds to get their bag.
If you want to make a bear fall backwards you may need 2 people. When it sees person B and stands up on it's hind legs person A sneak up behind it and stand on all fours and then person B charges the bear and headbutts it in the belly.
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TheThing :trumpet: BREE DEE DEE TheThing :trumpet:
The episode Rob lost his mind in For Honor.
Rob was a salt mine all segment and it was hilarious.
Bree dee dee starts at 1:20:48
Well, thanks for that
Tijoy am i the only one that actually liked bree dee dee?
NotAHero279 Yes. :-)
NotAHero279 no
I love Bree dee dee, cause i'm not a little bitch!
55:08
Once, when I was in Portland, a homeless man played horrible music on a piano on purpose, because there were a bunch of wannabe thugs that were trying to start a fight in a park. It's hard to have a serious fight when it sounds like somebody is having a seizure on top of a harp in the background.
This moment was foreshadowing the Bree Dee Dee
Robert is the kind of person I aspire to become: Midly successful while being completely inept at everything
jammywalter0713 How is he successful, he's barely funny...
Shane Heath Interesting statement, Robert's literally not a comedian. Him being funny has nothing to do with him being successful.. lol
Repmokk tell him!!!!
Repmokk yeah ik, im just really annoyed with Rob the last few months. Starting to realize hes more annoying than clever :(
These people are so charming and entertaining that they got me to watch hours and hours of a game about mini golf.
Watching this in 2023, hearing him say “I don’t truly believe that food poisoning exists” he doesn’t know chat
reading this in 2029, seeing him write "he doesn’t know chat" he doesn't know the poisoning arc never ends.
Bree De Dee
22:50 "I don't truly believe food poisoning exists"
According to all known laws of physics, there is no way that a bear should be able to fall backwards.
What if he gets charged by Warlord?
Nick.....
Come buy golf it! Now with such amazing songs as "BREE DEE DEE" and "Discount Fairytale of New York"
This is most hilarious NLSS I've ever watched in my entire life. The Golf It segment had me laughing so hard.
So this is the origin of the infamous food poisoning take. I love it
Robert....
my dad is a farmer and you can't feed cows only alfalfa because they they can't fart fast enough so the internal pressure crushes there heart
D:
rip the cows that gave us this knowledge
What if the cow ate a different Little Rascal?
golf it in one word: NOVEL
That Golf with Friend's music is etched into my mind forever. Thanks guys.
S+ Docket And S+ Crew for the show. Can't wait to watch.
Katsukir Bree de dee made it S++
2:42:23 Top 10 Anime Betrayals
rabbit
cause of death: not being able to fart
Cody Turner What do they do in nature?
You win this time.
Meat Rainbow scrape their ass across grass or some shit
Source: my friend who had to justify why he was shoving cottonbuds into a tourtoise
Cody Turner I'll accept it as fact for your friend's sake.
When Northernlion laughs so pure-heartedly like in Bree Dee Dee, it's sound cures all illness.
There need to be a 10h Bree De Dee Version!
Edging messes with your prostate? That's some of the worst news I've ever heard.
I love the NLSS's that feature Dan-Wildcard-Gheesling. He's a first rate instigator that I wouldn't want in my circle of friends, but I love watching him rile these guys up.
that golf it course was the best thing ever
Thank you for uploading these videos. They keep me sane at 5:00am lol.
Dan is an absolute madman and I couldn't love it more.
i'm totally with Ryan in the Food poisoning discussion. some people just straight up blame the food instead of considering that maybe they touched something dirty and ate afterwards without washing their hands or maybe they already were feeling ill and their body is just like "WHAT? are you crazy? you can't eat this when your sick"
NotAHero279 I totally agree, I've also left SO much fast food out overnight and nothing. It just needs to be clean. and cooked cleanly as well.
No you see food poisoning does indeed exist. It's not fully the food itself, but how it's handled. Food we cook ourselves never get us sick because we are used to our own germs, hence you can't make yourself sick. But someone else cooking our meals like at a restaurant with low cleanliness, yes we'll get sick. I've been to places where the workers don't wash their hands thoroughly and I've gotten sick. How do I know this? I've seen them just rinse their hands at the sink.... in the restroom
yellowisacolor91 i didn't say that food poisoning didn't exist i just said that people tend to blame the food instead of thinking that maybe its their fault
Ive been told that sometimes if you are eating and take your jacket off or something that you can food poison yourself by touching your jacket lol
TJJ Art i mean if your jacket is like NL's isaac episodes Full of shit then yeah that's totally a possibility
food poisoning denial is ryan's kink
The music in the golf spooky land was flooding my mind so much 🌊👻🌊
Laughing the hardest I have in a while at the Bree Dee Dee segment holy FUCK
1:19:00 is absolutely the best swing from happy to miserable
Rob likes New York City so much but he makes it sound like an actual living hell.
draxisace at least he's accurate
He thinks fistfights over beer are fun, so the living hell part is probably why he likes it, to be honest.
Most of what Rob says is total BS. So don't let his stories color your perception of what New York is like.
I was on Twitch for this one! Golf It was way better than I was expecting.
Rob's impersonation of the song has my dying
2:10:01 "If they don't chop the ingredients for you, it's literally just the groceries."
Then Ryan, you *are* making it sound like the whole point is that the biggest part of this is that the stuff is chopped for you already. To me, the fact that they're chopped just seems like a small bonus, though I can imagine some people would prefer to chop it themselves because it might feel like actual cooking.
6:40 Depressing how Austin says this not long before TB would suffer for the same thing. We miss you, TB.
Techno never dies!
Atmospheric pressure affects cook time. Same thickness of cut, same temp, same time in Denver will come out very differently than in New Orleans.
it's 4 am why am I here
Ditto
das a pokemon.... I'm real tired
TheMegatim6 Haha, as soon as NL said that I checked and it was also 4 AM here. I think I can hear the music... and not just in the video.
Same, help me
Just to suffer
Thank you NL the golf is very good :)
NL is in his 20s?! I always imagined him like 40, because he always makes references I never heard about...
Decatur Ramsey Most of his references are 90s-early 2000s hiphop or film references. I wouldn't think that's too out of place for a 28 year old.
Decatur Ramsey and he cant be my egg daddy anymore cuz hes a few months older than me
he talks about growing up in the late 90s to early 2000s all the time though.
I think that too sometimes, but only he talks about old ass music, nothing against old music either .I don't think it's great, but at least singers back then had actual vocal talent.
I've never understood this mentality. I was born in 86, but I listen to music from the goddamn 18th century sometimes. Apparently, people in general don't go back further than their date of birth, if that. NL is not one of those people, though. His taste seems eclectic and he's pretty educated in general.
"i don't believe food poisoning exists" "i do believe food poisoning exists" least trustworthy egg NA
For those who are interested (b/c I couldn't not look this up) - rabbits can, in fact, fart. However, it is also common for them to get bloat (or gas build-up) if they get backed up, and this can cause death in extreme cases.
The frozen banana part is so genius it COULD NOT be scripted. Jesus Christ I'm dying here.
My mate when we were kids used to get bread and cover it with bleach and washing up liquid and feed it to birds and they would just drop dead minutes later in his garden, he also attached a hook to a chip (french fry) and made a seagull kite.
What the actual fuck though?
Yeah, it was kinda fucked up. The seagull kite was pretty funny though, until he yanked the hook out through its throat and the bird got stuck on the roof of his house, it just rotted there for like 2 weeks before someone got rid of it.
facefister69 Why would you share this?
Watch the Golf It segment ;)
Voltaire - I didn't do it, there weren't a lot of kids round where I grew up and I just so happened to be friends with the local psychopath haha
2:42:20 Scumbag Lion.
S tier docket, what a joyous day!
loom = weaving
knitting machine = yes they exist..
the only textile you cant reproduce on a machine is crochet
Reverend Maillet-Crutcher ..thanks.
food poisoning kicks in in about four hours. not 2 days
Rabid Monk or not at all if you're an adult who knows how food viruses work.
Just saying:. It doesn't kick in a day or two later. It's relatively fast
Rabid Monk its between half hour and 12 hours
OMFG I just noticed I kep northern lion subbed ever since 50k subs and when he played skulls of the shogun, it was a good game, I beat the entire campaign 3 times, its was difficult, last level: everything is a demon.
I literally NEVER comment. But when NL unexpectedly dies and then starts the Isaac Run.... Sometimes I wonder if he is trolling us with his supposed ineptitude. God Damn Egg man.
they started talking about "if and when you have an enema" and I'm here all like "I've already had two in my life rip me".
StripeyRedStripes Was it hot?
Where was BearTaffy during all the Bear Thoery Crafting.
Wow thanks Egg for the 3 am upload
Actually NL one time in Vegas I was like 14 and the airplane took off. I only realized an hour later when I asked the lady at the counter what the holdup was
Charity event for NLSS to fight Ronda Rousey? :D
So much honor.
im NL and i have honor in a video game...that is mighty grandiose of you. throws nick off ledge.
psst insider information: the measurements for spices and other ingredients that aren't the main ingredients, doesn't really matter that much, just taste your way forward guys, damn?!
The first 7 minutes was the daddiest conversation of all time.
Best holes:
1:26:35
1:55:38
FYI if Shugoki misses his back breaker move he does lose about 1/3 of his hp.
You should put "Teach Austin how to cook" on the docket. Rubbery chicken titled me so hard.
what's the difference between red and yellow flies
All I can Imagine is the nlss crew diving on top of Ronda Rousey in a big organized jump.
my mom was the librarian in my elementary school and over the course of that the in library pets were 1 emperor scorpion, 1 tarantula, 2 giant african millipedes, 3 of those tree frogs that change color from green to brown and a columbian boa
once while showing off the tarantula she thought it was getting ready to chomp down on her hand she screamed and flung it out onto the kids
NL: "We have the chance to be the change we want to see in this world"
Rob: *Picks Orochi*
Oh Austin, don't worry. I mixed up a table spoon of baking soda with a tea spoon. The cookies where quite plain, until it hit the back of your throat. Then it was like you just drank acid. They were coined death cookies. Only one other my dorm mates would try them... They still don't let me live that down.
Oh, oh! Or the first time I tried to make a chicken pot pie. First the peas exploded so everything was dyed Shrek Green. Even the chicken. Then I didn't use enough solids-liquid ratio, so it looked like a swamp. THEN the pastry collapsed because I didn't use enough of it. Honestly it looked like I'd stuck a science project in the oven.
Who knew that the music here was actually (I don't actually know) inspired by the Raincoat Killer's music from Deadly Premonition.
Also, please bring back Golf It's horror level for Halloween.
M I S A L O U B O I S
Austin (I think) was correct, that circus music was in fact, just every single key between like E and E
How would you wrestle baertaffy?
Is hush summonable with delirious?!
I just summoned him, I'll upload a video for proof, in the wiki it says it's unused
If a bear falls backwards in a forest and there is no-one around to see it...
And this, gentlemen, is when insanity looks into the mirror. Gaze into this episode, and prepare for the revelations
Great docket!
In general it is best to restrict your bunny to grass-only-areas with no clover in them. Clover can cause gas, and rabbits have no means to expel it, which can lead to bloat and death.
They extended the McDonald's breakfast menu past 4 items recently. The mcgriddle is all day now.
Who doesn't have milk on hand? And why are they making mac and cheese from a box recipe? What the hell America
Also, is it an American thing that some don't know how to cook? I'm not trying to be rude I'm just curious
Northern Europe
Kraft mac and cheese is the greatest thing to grace a kitchen
1. Weirdos 2. It's quick, convenient, cheap, and not terrible.
THe bear black hole thing literally made me die😂😂
Bear brains are made to kill, human brains are made to stay away from bears
Damn For Honor was so fun :D
Why do you always ignore the red fires
rip Bob FeelsBadMan
NL Food poisoning episode pog
3 teaspoons is in fact 1 tablespoon
Okay, watching these shows from last year really makes me think Austin is better off just never trying to cook ever again, and keep ordering DoorDash.
"aRe yUO GuYs ReaDY foR tHE tOUrnAmeNt of SHAme?"
Nah joe rogan would beat Ronda up, not only is he about 80 pounds heavier, he's a black belt in tae kwon-do and his striking is absolute quality, Ronda's striking is shit (compared to most other fighters) and sure her ground game is some of the best in the division, but joe is also a black belt in BJJ.
Egg's got that IMMIGRANT mentality yaknow
Bruno Thompson dude who gives a shit? you could actually accomplish some real shit with the time you spend making fantasy fight results.
tae kwon-do, lul
Aron Mathew yeah like watching other people play video games for 3 hours.
The Kreeper good one!
17:05 - 17:25 - wahahahahaha, can't stop rewinding and laughing
I have Bree Dee Dee stuck in my head now... Kill me...
For Honor is so much more fun to watch without honor, Dan has the right idea.
the docket in the description confused me....
bre de dee
ah yes, the bacon crisp tender cheddar ranch. my favorite fast food item
The thing that annoys me about disembarking from planes is when people stand up to get in line but then they don't get their luggage from the overhead compartment. They wait until everyone in front of them is getting off of the plane then they take the 20 seconds to get their bag.
I could not stop laughing at the Bree De Dee. I hope Ryan never turns it off.
If you want to make a bear fall backwards you may need 2 people. When it sees person B and stands up on it's hind legs person A sneak up behind it and stand on all fours and then person B charges the bear and headbutts it in the belly.
I love how Robert charges headfirst into a 1v1 and then plays the victim card.
Watch as the guys prepare a salted Rob