Starting An Arma 3 Server Was A Terrible Mistake

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  • Опубликовано: 6 авг 2020
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    Welcome back to Arma 3. Today we'll be journeying inside my very own Arma 3 wasteland server. This game mode features lots of [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]. Very fun. The goal for today will be acquiring and using the cruise missile launcher.
    Wasteland server details:
    martincitopants' Bean Zone - Wasteland
    45.121.210.1:2932
    Twitter: / martincitopants
    VOD channel: / @martincitopantsvods
    Twitch: / martincitopants
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  • @hardy2566
    @hardy2566 3 года назад +2539

    "life removal item"

  • @mikex2805
    @mikex2805 3 года назад +3618

    I lost it at "Obama Roleplayers" ; D

    • @Goosiepoo
      @Goosiepoo 3 года назад +13

      Gahahataggagagagagahahahahaha

    • @PettyClipper
      @PettyClipper 3 года назад +39

      it would have been funny 4 years ago but trump has well surpassed obama in half the time.

    • @cloxurf9603
      @cloxurf9603 3 года назад +3

      ğ

    • @wakandawildman2043
      @wakandawildman2043 3 года назад +60

      @@PettyClipper it would of been funny before Obama blew up a wedding killing women and children

    • @obi-wankenobi9871
      @obi-wankenobi9871 3 года назад +38

      @@wakandawildman2043 He blew up women and children too? Too bad he did not just blow up men, because their lives arent worth anything.
      /irony off

  • @cesarjansimoniniraisernobr6025
    @cesarjansimoniniraisernobr6025 3 года назад +880

    4:05 dammn, that Brazillian song

    • @chriskoch9375
      @chriskoch9375 3 года назад +52

      Girl From Ipanema. Great taste Martin

    • @vulpes7079
      @vulpes7079 3 года назад +37

      Olha que coisa mais linda, mais cheia DISGRAÇA-

    • @nicolasoliveira4903
      @nicolasoliveira4903 3 года назад +24

      Alá os cara. Só os brazuca fudido.

    • @CaioBoaMorte
      @CaioBoaMorte 3 года назад +14

      ih koe rapaziada

    • @hypethekid42069
      @hypethekid42069 3 года назад +6

      @@nicolasoliveira4903 mkkkkkkkkk

  • @iaml2348
    @iaml2348 3 года назад +6510

    This channel is SERIOUSLY underrated.

    • @ledinity
      @ledinity 3 года назад +57

      yeah martin makes fr good content lmao

    • @deuszero6476
      @deuszero6476 3 года назад +11

      Yes It is

    • @iaml2348
      @iaml2348 3 года назад +40

      @John Higgins he needs moar

    • @BJ.Cardoso
      @BJ.Cardoso 3 года назад +6

      Yes, here cus of leafy

    • @Pr00ch
      @Pr00ch 3 года назад +12

      reminds me a bit of sseth, just with a different brand of autism

  • @intense7536
    @intense7536 2 года назад +1076

    "172811 minutes, an un - healthy amount of time"
    That's like 120 days of continuous gameplay

    • @PivotDirector
      @PivotDirector 2 года назад +26

      and I had fun okay mom get the fuck out of my room and get off my back

    • @hgggg6026
      @hgggg6026 2 года назад +27

      @@PivotDirector “MOM GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM! NO IM NOT MOVING OUT!”

    • @limpaney5464
      @limpaney5464 2 года назад +4

      yeah that is indeed the joke

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer Год назад +3

      How does one even manage to keep a computer on for that whole time, let alone keep Steam open on one game for that duration

    • @obama5041
      @obama5041 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@TinyDeskEngineeryou see: Arma has a launcher. He likely just had that open, as it counts for your hours. (I think)

  • @justafloofyboi2363
    @justafloofyboi2363 3 года назад +1448

    Me: Why do you need a cruise missile launcher?
    Martin: It's a surprise tool that will help us later.

    • @ok9_5788
      @ok9_5788 3 года назад +12

      When you don't need a cruise missile launcher?

    • @builderdude9488
      @builderdude9488 Год назад

      Martin cannot play arma anymore because when he joins everyone immediately leaves

  • @derweltenbauer269
    @derweltenbauer269 3 года назад +254

    "Nine-point-three millimeter sneeze to the skull" is an underappreciated sentence.

  • @kelp2697
    @kelp2697 3 года назад +336

    Hey mr. martinimanjeans, you probably wont see this but me and a few of my friends would like to thank you for keeping your server open, it is the only good wasteland, nae, arma server we have seen since we got the game a little while ago. It has been a fun experience and many thanks from a couple of Canadians.

    • @furryslayer1
      @furryslayer1 2 года назад +4

      what is the martincitopants discord link?If you know it can you write it under my comment?Thanks.

    • @the_loaf
      @the_loaf 10 месяцев назад +2

      The server doesn't exist anymore I think

    • @razorfresh3556
      @razorfresh3556 8 месяцев назад

      Just tired I don't think so either

  • @italool9150
    @italool9150 3 года назад +694

    4:04
    "Ah se ela soubesse que quando ela *Blows up*"
    10000% Accurate.

  • @ElicatrothTV
    @ElicatrothTV 3 года назад +433

    Decent Rifle: Shows F2000
    Never have I agreed so much before with something so totally wrong

    • @dankmusicswag9192
      @dankmusicswag9192 3 года назад +24

      F2000 on bf3 as a medic slaps bro

    • @enfield_the_enigmatic2989
      @enfield_the_enigmatic2989 3 года назад +6

      Anton Hand has been displeased.

    • @tbomb69
      @tbomb69 Год назад +1

      The f2000 is actually a good rifle, it’s just mw2 kind of ruined it’s reputation in video games

  • @christiangomesv
    @christiangomesv 2 года назад +47

    4:05 do nada o cara mandou um tom Jobim

  • @spixel7418
    @spixel7418 3 года назад +202

    ahh yes nuclear aim120s

    • @DL-zv5xc
      @DL-zv5xc 3 года назад +3

      sorry, I speak in AIM-9 Sidewinders :)

    • @jeff-np9jm
      @jeff-np9jm 3 года назад +3

      Lmfao imagine using missiles. Real men use 20mm autocannon

    • @professionaldisappointment1654
      @professionaldisappointment1654 3 года назад +2

      @@jeff-np9jm SCUD missile want to have a conversation

    • @cloxurf9603
      @cloxurf9603 3 года назад +1

      raditon flavored boom stick trhowing big thingy

    • @Tigershark_3082
      @Tigershark_3082 2 года назад

      1,200 pound AGM-62 Walleye TV-guided Glide Bomb

  • @joethomas5528
    @joethomas5528 Год назад +41

    0:35
    2800+ hours in 1200 hours
    incredible sorcery
    mart has played for so long he warped time itself

  • @XLopencode
    @XLopencode 3 года назад +21

    4:10 Brazilhian music, you summoned the brazil tribe, prepare to fight

    • @alefgcf173
      @alefgcf173 2 года назад +1

      Looks like he's going to brazil

  • @teoborges3949
    @teoborges3949 3 года назад +47

    Guide to survive a Arma 3 server:
    1) Don't be a NPC
    2) Don't play as Civilian
    3) Play with a squad of your faction
    4) KILL EVERYONE NOT YOUR SQUAD!
    5) Be gentle to STAFF
    6) Good luck =)

  • @xibo2971
    @xibo2971 3 года назад +169

    pls gib bean mr martincitopants

  • @ZackMathissa
    @ZackMathissa 3 года назад +160

    I was in the hospital eating too much bread when I was this early before.

  • @mort7987
    @mort7987 3 года назад +209

    Me and the Boys on our way to become *s e a m e n*

  • @Adibal23
    @Adibal23 3 года назад +85

    bean man, could you make a guide about how to violate geneva convention in rimworld

  • @Fluxo-vc7qj
    @Fluxo-vc7qj 3 года назад +217

    I was never so early for any video

    • @megan00b8
      @megan00b8 3 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @unitforce7417
      @unitforce7417 3 года назад +2

      The video 2 days old your comment 3 days holy shit ur early

    • @slntl3nn
      @slntl3nn 3 года назад

      Jon Goodman tf?

  • @DFlaminberry
    @DFlaminberry 3 года назад +38

    Loving your content. I randomly stumbled across your channel and was disappointed you didn't have a huge backlog of stuff to watch so keep up the great work!

  • @radpenguin2095
    @radpenguin2095 3 года назад +24

    Congrats on nearly 40k. This channel has exploded, rightfully so, and I am glad to have been here.

  • @Davernn
    @Davernn 3 года назад +16

    Cruise missile launcher: also called the MLRS (multi-life-removal system)

  • @JoaoPedro-zs5hq
    @JoaoPedro-zs5hq 3 года назад +186

    Me: Hears Brazilian song in video
    Also Me: Visibly Surprised

    • @tadhgmcelligott3693
      @tadhgmcelligott3693 3 года назад +5

      Why? It's the girl from Ipanema, it's a world famous song. Frank Sinatra did a famous cover of it. Step into an elevator or anywhere that plays muzak and 90% of the time they're playing The Girl from ipanema. Hell the main character from my favourite book series is described multiple times as whistling it.

    • @JoaoPedro-zs5hq
      @JoaoPedro-zs5hq 3 года назад +16

      ​@@tadhgmcelligott3693 First of all, chill and second: I never knew about that and third: many elevators in Brazil don't have music playing (as far as I know if any Brazilian sees this correct me if I'm wrong) and I never intended to offend you in any way.

    • @luanalves3435
      @luanalves3435 3 года назад +1

      ayyyyyyy brbrbr

    • @blackpilled_4027
      @blackpilled_4027 3 года назад +1

      i was also surprised, i love Brazilian music

    • @cucathelink3090
      @cucathelink3090 3 года назад

      João Pedro Man, I have livre in São Paulo since I was born. It’s rare to find music in elevators

  • @RCStormOrb
    @RCStormOrb 3 года назад +6

    Your videos are all super high quality, you clearly enjoy what you do, so keep it up dude! Thanks for making these videos!

  • @russelljames5631
    @russelljames5631 3 года назад +86

    “Obama Role players” Lmfaoooooo sent me

  • @Outkast-sv9es
    @Outkast-sv9es 3 года назад +22

    "Extended subaquatic sleep" LMAO

  • @stef.w4180
    @stef.w4180 2 года назад +3

    4:00 i like that meet the spy reference.

  • @disastrousdwarf
    @disastrousdwarf 3 года назад +34

    "Today we fight with handguns tomorrow we could fight with cRoOsE missiles" Random dude, Just Cause 2

  • @arghyasm_exe
    @arghyasm_exe 2 года назад +8

    I love this channel so fuckin much. I've already watched all his videos several times over and I'm not stopping anytime soon...

  • @treevis7263
    @treevis7263 8 месяцев назад +1

    I CAN HEAR IT IN THE BACKGROUND, AND ITS DRIVING ME INSANE
    “yung fly on the track ____ ____ ____”

  • @noskalborg723
    @noskalborg723 2 года назад +1

    Very nice. I love your commentating/exposition/narration style.

  • @nikovbn839
    @nikovbn839 3 года назад +18

    1:28 - that "shitty SMG" is actually great IRL xD
    E: Did I hear PvZ music in the background? Fits nicely ^^

  • @navb0tactual
    @navb0tactual 3 года назад +23

    0:35 Femur Breakers are a welcomed addition
    4:16 same with the Plants vs Zombies Theme

    • @SourMilk225
      @SourMilk225 3 года назад +1

      Fun Fact: The amount of minutes he has played this server is 120 days

    • @rigel8755
      @rigel8755 3 года назад

      when this pool stage song from pvz came in, it made my day more than the video already had done...

  • @nicks2658
    @nicks2658 3 года назад +1

    Glad I found ya relatively early, thanks for making videos.

  • @kmartin8025
    @kmartin8025 2 года назад

    Awesome video brother! Keep up the great work and stay safe!
    Much love from Vermont!💯🤘

  • @deimos39
    @deimos39 3 года назад +5

    Martin deserves more subs, so underrated.

  • @tomception47
    @tomception47 3 года назад +3

    This was in my recommended and this is now prob my new fav channel

  • @meesguyy
    @meesguyy 2 года назад +2

    5:18 yung fly on the track

  • @dvns1987
    @dvns1987 6 месяцев назад +2

    Only found ya channel recently, but definitely give off cracked out RussianBadger vibes

  • @Kolon01
    @Kolon01 3 года назад +16

    when the pvz music hit, i was srsly invested

  • @erdnussbier4260
    @erdnussbier4260 3 года назад +8

    4:18 omg the PvZ music got me.....

  • @davydthebob291
    @davydthebob291 Год назад +2

    Just realized how calm and relaxed these are compared to your newer vids

  • @somedrunkbloke5469
    @somedrunkbloke5469 3 года назад +1

    Wew never been this happy to see you post again

  • @BobsCancer
    @BobsCancer 3 года назад +10

    Jimbo is proud.

  • @toastywhiteboy7822
    @toastywhiteboy7822 3 года назад +7

    “There are no mistakes, just happy accidents.”

  • @kanyegaming5296
    @kanyegaming5296 3 года назад +1

    this is a great channel please keep up the amazing work

  • @mantassapalas3810
    @mantassapalas3810 9 месяцев назад

    You are so chill first time

  • @Donbasos14
    @Donbasos14 3 года назад +13

    Plants vs Zombies in the background, NOICE

  • @ricq
    @ricq 3 года назад +10

    4:05 lmao
    EDIT: is that PvZ music? this channel is dope

    • @lasanha6328
      @lasanha6328 3 года назад

      if u talking about the name of the music in the timestamp it is "garota de ipanema" its brazilian

    • @rigel8755
      @rigel8755 3 года назад

      @@lasanha6328 later on he plays Pool Stage song from PvZ1.

  • @barehandedbill8070
    @barehandedbill8070 2 года назад +1

    OK dude, I watched this yesterday and I loved it so much that I bought the game and all DLC. Your server is my first stop, I hope to see you there!

  • @kinghanz
    @kinghanz 3 года назад +1

    Absolutely love the vids

  • @tytoalbasoren9457
    @tytoalbasoren9457 3 года назад +3

    3:50 Scared the living shit out me!
    Love the PvZ soundtrack though, brings nostalgia.

  • @happykiwi
    @happykiwi 2 года назад +4

    man this makes me want to play this game again. When I get a better computer hopefully i can reliably play this game without crashing every 10 minutes

  • @KnoxEmDown
    @KnoxEmDown 3 года назад +1

    The music for that cruise missile... Good taste, bro.

  • @gustanut2209
    @gustanut2209 3 года назад +1

    that was well worth the wait

  • @adriandellatorre2489
    @adriandellatorre2489 3 года назад +3

    "Ah, se ela soubesse que quando ela passa..."
    hahahahaha excelente

  • @sean2798
    @sean2798 3 года назад +4

    This is amazing also big brain avoiding demonitivation

  • @Sassenhaim
    @Sassenhaim 2 года назад

    Helikopter helikopter 🤣
    That mine field on the airstrip🤔

  • @redfox7552
    @redfox7552 3 года назад +1

    How does this channel only have 100k, this is gold

  • @RunnJake
    @RunnJake 3 года назад +3

    2:10
    ZA WARUDO!

  • @jeremydiaz9642
    @jeremydiaz9642 3 года назад +26

    When you bring DarkRP to ARMA III.

  • @aubreyhawkins3540
    @aubreyhawkins3540 3 года назад

    i love your style of humor and i love the plants vs zombies music toward the end

  • @Gen_Papajew
    @Gen_Papajew 3 года назад

    Holyshit im do happy i found your channel, that's so my style of editing

  • @8Delian8
    @8Delian8 3 года назад +5

    My recommendation is that you do more game reviews, as they seen to get more traction in general

  • @theslenderfox
    @theslenderfox 3 года назад +11

    6/10 not enough civilian casualties

  • @wellingtonzani1280
    @wellingtonzani1280 3 года назад +2

    4:05 that brazilian Bossa Nova, GREAT TASTE FRIEND, valeu cara

  • @NobleSlicks
    @NobleSlicks 3 года назад +1

    I have never laughed this hard because of Arma before holy crap man never stop making these videos

  • @Samlevine91
    @Samlevine91 3 года назад +3

    Get this man a Raid Shadow Serpent Man sponsorship right now.

  • @Murasaio
    @Murasaio 3 года назад +8

    4:04 BR! yaay
    "se ela soubesse que quando el-"
    ((death))

  • @iFrostiy
    @iFrostiy 2 года назад

    DayZ got me into arma2 way back and I loved the wasteland mode on arma2 with a group of buddies

  • @MaxieWolfe
    @MaxieWolfe 2 года назад +1

    4:04
    thanks for the miniscule mention of Brazilian Bossa nova :)

  • @toast7497
    @toast7497 3 года назад +7

    Your server is great due to the fact that I can fly a Cessna with a 120mm cannon

  • @Legion_
    @Legion_ 3 года назад +15

    Wish I could actually run Arma 3 well man

    • @williampaabreeves
      @williampaabreeves 3 года назад +16

      i wish arma 3 could run arma 3 well, the engine is shit

    • @xxxfaze_cumshotxxx7946
      @xxxfaze_cumshotxxx7946 3 года назад

      wait where do you live? if you're in america or europe geforce now might support your country

  • @duartecruz5635
    @duartecruz5635 3 года назад +1

    I like the way this man says "very good". It's... Very good.

  • @CoIocho
    @CoIocho 3 года назад

    Dude your videos make my day.

  • @BestleyStudios
    @BestleyStudios 3 года назад +3

    I haven't played wasteland for a while but I'm coming back for your server 👌

  • @onlyrushb6428
    @onlyrushb6428 3 года назад +9

    This guy reminds me of Internet Historian

  • @kevin-fo2ev
    @kevin-fo2ev 3 года назад

    glad to see our boy is back

  • @rigel8755
    @rigel8755 3 года назад

    4:14 when PvZ1 pool stage song came in.. it gave me goosebumps
    5:41 aight man... this is enough, i love you already!
    Pool stage and Ultimate battle are my favorite songs from that damn game...

  • @minegamer5680
    @minegamer5680 3 года назад +15

    There is no such thing as "terrible things when starting an arma 3"
    What you have is fun epic game with chaos everywhere

  • @Liosbaron
    @Liosbaron 3 года назад +3

    you win my like with the brazilian music

  • @johnelliott7850
    @johnelliott7850 3 года назад +1

    Excellent. Just subscribed.

  • @xazin-
    @xazin- 2 года назад +1

    4:04 KKKK eu não tava esperando isso

  • @AndreSilva-oi5ug
    @AndreSilva-oi5ug 3 года назад +8

    4:05
    why theres a brazilian music here?

  • @lucasmatias9021
    @lucasmatias9021 2 года назад +3

    4:05 Felt so proud of my little country. Knowers will know.

  • @anabsurdkitten623
    @anabsurdkitten623 2 года назад +2

    4:05 The fact that he used Girl From Ipanema for this clip has shortened my lifespan by several years due to intense laughing.

  • @isaacmessinger3228
    @isaacmessinger3228 3 года назад +1

    You are very funny, I binging all these videos for games I've never played.

  • @einszwei9100
    @einszwei9100 3 года назад +3

    That was the longest ad i've ever seen on youtube, then there wasn't even a video at the end

    • @MrAbgeBrandt
      @MrAbgeBrandt 3 года назад

      Lmao I was looking for this comment. You're 100% correct.

  • @dzleeyt
    @dzleeyt 3 года назад +20

    'me with nearly 10 billion every time the server wipes'
    "Heavy breathing"

  • @KummeraffenKummer
    @KummeraffenKummer 3 года назад

    downloaded arma again after 3 years because of you. and I didn't regret it

  • @garrettledford1147
    @garrettledford1147 3 года назад +2

    Can't wait for 2 years from now when I can say I've been here since 5k at the 1 mil video

  • @jaco6971
    @jaco6971 3 года назад +6

    0:40 name of this epic 60's/70's tune?

    • @rasho9393
      @rasho9393 3 года назад +4

      Steam Gardens - Super Mario Odyssey

    • @jaco6971
      @jaco6971 3 года назад

      @@rasho9393 Thanks bro!

  • @beanster7686
    @beanster7686 3 года назад +3

    Music at beginning?

  • @ledinity
    @ledinity 3 года назад +4

    Yesss

  • @bumboslaps9694
    @bumboslaps9694 2 года назад +1

    welcome back

  • @Natural.Traditionalist
    @Natural.Traditionalist 3 года назад +4

    Haha, this is great

  • @nicheman4455
    @nicheman4455 3 года назад +4

    You are officially in my top ten youtubers, still deciding whether you'll make it to top 5 but it will take great deliberation

  • @schore69
    @schore69 3 года назад +1

    9.3mm sneeze... haha at the recieving end it really sounds like that :D

  • @heshiram1188
    @heshiram1188 3 года назад +1

    thank you for your service to the world