Armstrong & Miller | Heart Surgery on Old Teacher
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
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A surgeon is about to perform surgery when he realises his patient is his former bullying PE teacher, he cannot resist the opportunity to unnerve him.
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"Ooooohhhh I remember yooouuuu" is quite possibly the most perfectly delivered line ever recorded 😂👍❤️
"You were my PE teacher" - it transcends borders to know where the sketch will go from there on.
Literally every PE teacher in the 70/80/90s.
even earlier it was worse. Now teachers are held accountable.b
"You'll be pleased to see that I an wearing the correct uniform this afternoon." 😄
That's the only flaw I see in this skit.
As far as I am aware, they do all the operations before noon _(well, they start them before noon - depending on the operation, they can last long into the afternoon/evening)._
@@o.b.7217not mine. I had brain surgery in 2013
''In this case, all work and no play makes Jack a Fellow of the Royal College of Surgeons...''
Best line ever
Thank you, I bloody watched it too, you twat
@@Fluvance And do you, too, think it's the best line ever
Cried with laughter at that 😂😂😂
That’s it. Just repeat what you hear.
'Oh yes. I remember youuu . . .'
Oh god I wish I could turn the tables on my old PE teacher like that,nearly 50 years ago but still bitter.
Oh boi i hope i can live rent free in some guys niggin for 50yrs someday...
He's dead, go piss on his grave, which probably doesn't exist as he only exists in your memories now...
We all have that one teacher that we want to do this to if we met them again.
More than one
@@peterwhite7468 Yes more actually.
Hell yeah
Oh yes....I hit my pervy PE teacher in the nuts with a 100+mph tennis serve for calling me a crap player ( I was county level) 20 years later, he joined my tennis club, saw me, and went white as a sheet 😂😂😂
@@RUclips_hates_my_name 😁
Twenty six years.
Easy to forget, isn’t it?
Twenty seven in September.
😱😱😱
To be fair, the anniversary would always be in September.
@@AlanHope2013
To be honest, I expected him to continue the "26 years" bit with something like: "...four months and three days".
@@AlanHope2013 How so? We have no way of knowing when he last saw that teacher.
Always be nice to people... because a) it's the right thing to do & b) you never know what the future holds!
People always say, “Be nice to people on your way up, because you might meet them on the way down.“
Personally, I think a more apt motto would be, “Be nice to people on _their_ way up, because you might meet them when they’re at the top!”
Rediscovering all their stuff via RUclips pure brilliance
Brilliant. As an ex teacher I always hide from my former students..
Guess you should enquire what's the name of the surgeon ...in case you ever need surgery ;))). Anesthetist too , I would advice :)
Utterly, utterly brilliant
Back in the day we all had one of those 'sadistic' PE teachers!. 🤣
Such great delivery of lines!
Rowan Atkinson's earliest stage performances came to mind. Very similar I think..
It's very British. Fawlty does it too.
Hilarious. I'm a physician and one of my patients is my old history teacher..... Ironic as we have history!!!
Ironic indeed. As he he is soon to be ....... history.
Edit: Many Many ways to make it look like natural cuases.
Many ways.
“Kill him”😂.
Not irony
You were my PE teacher - sharp rise in ominous tone 😂
Now imagine if you had a school bully's life in your hands...
You mean "premature death", right?
That's what I'd have in my hands...
Make it look like an accident
*You always meet twice*
Take notes, kids - that goes for your schoolyard bullies as well.
Isn't that comforting to know?
Similar to a saying in business, "Those you meet on the way up you will see again on the way down." as a warning about stepping on people.
@@krashdvery wise
Yes and it can be a humbling experience for them.
That was *my* PE teacher. I hope you "took good care" of him.
Me: Oh no, I bet the anesthetist is going to be Lardy.
Surgeon: Here's the anesthetist Mr Hardy.
I love it when you can see the inevitability in a joke.
The other one that has you knowing where it is going but still laugh your socks off is Mitchell & Webb's "Brain Surgeon" sketch.
ruclips.net/video/THNPmhBl-8I/видео.html
The guy who dopes the patients is a doctor. The surgeons in the UK get called Mr. UK is a weird place, they still have lords and sirs. Outdated and will probably change when more non whites have more to say.
My granddad went to his 50 year high school reunion. There was a retired teacher there that my granddad held a grudge against all those years. He went up to him, introduced himself and told him "If you were 20 years younger, I'd kick your ass!" and walked off.
My PE teacher was rather nice, actually. Right up until the day I came out. Then he never spoke a word to me again.
Well, as long as that was all he did. That's basically a non issue.
The real @ssholes start to bully you at that point.
I'm sorry that happened to you.
People are idiots.
This needs to happen every day.
I used to get out PE by using asthma as an excuse, I didn’t have it but a friend did they seemed to be scared of it. They used to send me to library for the afternoon which was heaven. Eventually they made do “the run” but I found that if went out the school front gate and went left instead of right waited down a side street and joined the stragglers as they came home, you had to remember to puff a lot otherwise teach would wise up.
hahahaha lmao @ 1:43. Beautiful.
Reminds me of my P.E teacher -W#nker Watson. Unfortunately someone got hold of a ladder and wrote ‘W#nker Watson’ in 6 foot high letters high up on our outside gym wall - it could be seen for miles around. Took several months before the headmaster had it removed - I think he also thought Watson was a ‘W#nker’.
Headteachers of Grammar Schools often loathed and despised PE teachers. Most of mine were OK except one poisonous little Welsh man....they always seem to be Welsh. He also ran the CCF which you had to be in or he'd "make it hot for you in the school." All pretending to be soldiers....quite pathetic.
This is gold
"Surely they wouldn't do something unethical...or would they." Will be running through his mind as he enters cardiac arrest, lol.
Wonderful Remembrance and vengeance combined.
Such a clever construction and script.
This is like the short story 'Britva' by Vladimir Nabokov
Two people so far are abusive PE Teachers...
13 now. Those poor children.
@@alexinabox6931 Children are wee shits these days.
I loved it
Brilliant!
They're ace !!
So true. Still, it was all character forming.
Revenge is a dish best served cold, as the Klingons say
The rubber gloves snapping told a lot of things about the doctors intentions . Accidenta ...may happen :))).
hahaaha v creative idea
nice !
1:02 is the single greatest fuck you in any comedy sketch ever.
LOL ace,
Geoffrey Palmer. Treasure.
*You can laugh, but this actually happened to a friend of mine.*
Never?! Do tell . . . 😏
No it didn't
That sounds specific enough to be convincing
@sexobscura: "this actually happened to a friend of mine."
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You mean the "being bullied in PE" part?
Yeah, that happened to a lot of people.
Nothing to write home about, really.
Its a minor quibble but it has been my very recent experience that you would not meet your surgeon for the very first time as you are being wheeled into surgery. I dont know. Maybe the NHS is diff
Don't know what the surgeon is doing with the syringe either. Oh and what's a double blind study? Two surgeons reading an ECG.
@@peterc.1419A double blind study is when you have the test group and the control group. The members of the groups dont know which theyre in. Neither do the people conducting the study. And thanks for your question
@@zapkvr Sigh. Obviously that's what a double blinded study is LITERALLY. But in medicine we have a running joke and that is that surgeons are useless at medicine, and being bad at reading ECGs as evidenced by two surgeons reading the same ECG being a double blind study - as the saying also goes the blind lead the blind, is an old joke. Note that medicine is not surgery in case you want to be really pedantic. I suppose you are not medically trained or surgically trained?
@@zapkvr Next time you interact with a physician (a doctor who specialises in treating illness medically) or a surgeon (a doctor who specialises in treating illness surgically) tell them my joke, I guarantee that they will get it. And they will not correct you.
We had a mr Hastead, PE teacher can you guess what he was called behind his back ? And yes he was, very. 😡
Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Apex of comedy! Phillis Blunt was mine, racist teacher failed me for being latino.
revenge kkkkkkk
Why did his accent change
Pfft.
Since when was the guy from pointless quite funny